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oh
it is I like I almost touched it I'm
like why do I want to touch it like I
grab a girl's butt like what am I almost
having a dude's ass for like it's
actually I'll say this funny story
before we actually like fully get into
it we were at ABN chilling in a hot tub
and one of the girls in the hot tub was
like damn Luke you got a really [ __ ]
yeah like he's got bubble butt butt so
she goes I want to post it on my
timeline on and see if people think it's
a girl yup so he takes his pants down he
literally arches himself
she posted on Twitter within like 20
[ __ ] minutes maybe less than that
fans are like God damn baby
yeah you gotta you know what's funny so
he walks more on his heels and he
engages his glutes when he walks so it's
all about how you walk if you have a big
butter knot and I'm like [ __ ] I wish I
could do it I walk on my tiptoes so I
have like Mega calves and no ass
because you're you're using the biggest
it's actually smart because you're using
the biggest muscle in your body to walk
like you're using your butt but I use
like my inner thigh and my calves and so
it's just yeah yeah it's funny I see I
see I see Jiggles it when he walks he's
like well he shakes it he's like
squeezing each individual or getting
bigger
his ass could belong on a trip for sure
for sure you should tuck it you sure you
don't do gay for pay
oh God what's up everybody welcome back
to turn on podcast we got a full house
today I'm super [ __ ] excited for this
one been waiting all day we are here at
Exotica in Miami I got Violet Moore in
the house
Kristen Monroe who's brand spanking new
oh yeah and I got Charlie Phoenix
you guys have never been to Miami before
never this is my first time in Miami
first time so I got Violet who's been on
the podcast before so she kind of gets a
she knows how it works we kind of we
want to figure out what turns you guys
on what gets you excited what makes that
[ __ ] wet hot hookup stories she's gonna
ask some perverted [ __ ] questions
because
you're just a little that's our mind
works nasty she's nasty so uh I'm gonna
actually pass the torch to you for right
now oh yes and um go ahead and ask them
whatever you want okay okay I want to
know the craziest place you've had sex
in my high school during school
like where in the high school in the
girls bathroom with a girl with a girl
yes okay that's the craziest place like
I mean like yes public like I was on the
bus today that was crazy I literally was
[ __ ] and then could see people
walking and I'm like are we gonna it was
like okay
we're distracted for a second and had to
remember like oh [ __ ] you're like doing
this so yeah I mean I don't know I mean
I need to [ __ ] anywhere so so do you
like knowing that you could possibly get
caught I do I I want there to be like a
and you know how like we give guys
countdowns to come like I like thinking
I'm gonna get caught and I need to hurry
up and go
nice okay that's what's up what about
you Bristol craziest place you've ever
[ __ ] I
was Charlotte
a girl trying to
and we were like nah [ __ ] that low-key
we should have let her in all of a
sudden we're going at it and we start
hearing gunshots yep and I was like yo
do we need to leave do we need to wrap
this up are we good like what's going on
he was like nah let's just finish it'll
be fine I wake up the next morning and
my car has bullet holes in the engine
holy [ __ ] yeah ten thousand dollars
worth of damage was it worth was it
worth the cough oh dude [ __ ] yeah yeah
it was like a [ __ ] okay
there you go there you go oh my God yeah
that's a first holy [ __ ] okay it was
free insurance covered it I didn't have
nothing to do with it yeah yeah I got
something I don't know
oh my God okay so
um wow you got that I can't even bullet
holes in the [ __ ] car guys
that's that's pretty wild it's a serious
[ __ ] you missed it you were safe
are you are you into any public stuff
too like yeah um getting caught
wow oh my God have you ever been caught
yes most definitely by my parents my
sisters oh [ __ ]
my sisters caught me masturbating too oh
God she was like what are you doing I'm
shaving I know I have a story okay so
I'm a senior in high school and like I
have like one of the vibrators that like
plugs in okay and so I like keep it
plugged in behind my bed and then I
would like tuck it in the top you know
my mom and my dad come in they're just
like just talking to me sit on my bed it
falls down hits the ground and is
vibrating against the wall and like in
awesome to stand up I had to move the
bed out and like turn it off
oh look I have Goosebumps
they know because then the reason why I
know they know is because I was in my
mom's room I wasn't feeling good I'm
sleeping in her in my dad's bed
kind of like drop the remote and I
reached down like behind her bed so
vibrator plugged in and I'm just like oh
you're a vibrator oh my hers I was in
her room
and I thought yeah I was just freaked
out my best friend was walking through
my room and I had my vibrator in a
duffel bag and she steps on it and it
starts vibrating and she goes what is
that nothing [ __ ] what do you think it
is no TSA have they ever gone through
your bags TSA goes through my bags every
[ __ ] time and I just stand there and
I'm like wow yeah I'm like that's not a
gun in there so the last time you were
on the podcast you're probably like I
would say like maybe six seven months
ago so
what about you have you had any crazy
wild sex
I've been having lots of like crazy like
sex and like I don't know I've been
having a little like [ __ ] Fest like I
went to Europe for a while and was just
like bucking like crazy I was just in
New York
and I went to the club with this dude
and we literally [ __ ] like on the
dance floor with like everybody watching
like it was so hot you got a skirt on
you had a dress on no I had like full
lingerie like we just left from music
festival so I was like full lingerie on
just like [ __ ] and sucking and people
were like can we watch and I was like
yeah take notes like it must be calm in
there up in in Europe right that was in
New York oh no yeah well [ __ ] you know
what I
a big party big part of me believes that
that is 100 true because you have been
walking around the past two days and
nothing but lingerie exactly yeah there
you go yes I mean you showed up to my
neighbor's house in lingerie yeah yeah
so you went I went to the wrong house
too I was parked over there
he literally showed up rang the doorbell
and the [ __ ] ring camera was she was
like is Ryan here no
that's okay I just parked and I had him
come find me because I was like I don't
know I don't know where the house is
free stripper
oh and I do have another I forgot about
one thing my 31st birthday I went to
Rocky Point oh okay and there's this
like strip club there it's called Wawa's
and I'm like okay we're gonna go so my
I'm with my sister my brother-in-law and
then like four friends and and we go and
there's this girl there she's my I don't
know she's like 45 and I fall madly in
love so for like three nights in a row
we're like going to the show I'm paying
her to give me lap dances the night that
I'm gonna leave I like tell her it's my
birthday she takes me in the background
finger bangs me I squirt everywhere okay
security comes in and starts yelling at
us and he's like no no and then makes me
leave her and like I asked to go back
the next day my sister's like you have a
problem so well it's pretty hot and I
think squirting is I mean a girl can
like shoot that like for like crossover
like please can you squirt on me from
yeah from here really let's do it I
really can she's talented have you guys
talked like prior to doing this if you
guys were gonna hook up at all I thought
we were hooking up on in just a minute
oh so you guys did talk about it yeah oh
[ __ ] we all got real excited wow you're
gonna and you're gonna drink her squirt
oh yeah
she catches your soul [ __ ] yeah crazy
crazy uh Briston what what is something
that just makes you so [ __ ] wet
curious about going down on me and they
really want to give me that pleasure I
can just tell they want to pleasure me a
lot that makes me wet as [ __ ] oh God
when someone's just so like consumed by
me and like I need to make you come now
do you like when a guy's got a big old
beard or do you like clean shaves like
I've been hearing it a lot lately that
girls really just want to sit on a dude
that's got a nice beard yes yeah um I
definitely like a little bit of facial
hair not a large beard or anything like
that but some sharp masculine facial
hair what is it about this is a question
of all three of you what is it about
sitting on a dude's face it's got a
beard like what is the beard the cushion
it's tickly it's more pleasure
particularly and when they're like the
five o'clock shadow like hurts yeah you
want and you want I'm sure you want your
[ __ ] squirt all up in his beard all
day yeah yeah I went dripping off your
face so he just smells like your [ __ ]
yeah nice yeah when he's eating you out
and your [ __ ] is like touching his beard
and it's rubbing up against that and
it's like tickling it oh my God I'm like
wet right now yeah I'm lucky I need that
wow that's crazy all right question for
all of you how many times a day do y'all
masturbate
how many days how many times could I
masturbate sure so okay so like honestly
I go in sabbaticals so like I won't
touch my vagina for like a month six
weeks and then I like build it all up
and then I'll come one time or like for
the whole day actually I'll just sit and
watch porn I'm talking scrolling for
hours like just and I I love every
second of it I could probably come
I would say plus you know over 10 for
sure see I like to Edge myself I like to
use it I hate it I use my vibrator like
four or five times a day but I don't
come and I like wait to the end of the
day and then at the very end that last
time a big explosion Jesus
that's intense that's like a that sounds
just as bad as me not [ __ ] at all for
like six weeks I'm like oh I bet that's
something I like to like tease myself
and just Build It Up
I mean there's been times where I'd be
trying to jack off and I get a phone
call from one of you [ __ ] and then
like and then it's gone and then it's
gone and I gotta go take a walk around
the house and [ __ ] figure out why
that you guys are calling me and then by
the time I hang up I'm like I'm playing
and I okay I'm [ __ ] done now my guys
no I've never like started like touching
myself and then I was like oh I gotta
stop no I don't care what's going on I'm
busy I don't care who calls me for real
like I'm actually I get pissed and I
keep I put on like do not disturb
because you're [ __ ] up my porn well
next time stop calling me next time one
of y'all call me midday send me to
voicemail please send your voice please
I'll know I'll know what you're doing
what's your warning right here I'll just
helping through it Ryan quit I'd be like
please you can FaceTime me I'll help you
I just gotta talk you got five seconds
to come five come on I'll give you a
countdown you're such a good boy yeah
some of those tick tocks be uh you know
getting me I don't know if you've been
on there lately
they're like keep going keep going
you're doing so good faster no I
honestly is there a phone that I can see
what someone what you're talking about
it's literally I mean I'd have to sir I
don't know what the [ __ ] code is Luke
would you know so she's just like she's
just like cheering you on but it's not
something I mean they're laying in like
they got their feet up you can see their
souls or whatever I'm a foot guy
obviously so I enjoyed that but they're
just like laying there and they're like
in the sexy little seductive voice like
you're doing so good to keep going come
on
no I need to make you guys like uh they
just they say these [ __ ] key words
and they then they do these live shows
on Tick Tock and they're doing the same
thing they're like they're like oh you
know you tip them like a [ __ ] hat and
then they like do this
and then they like do a different thing
and it's like every guy keeps tipping
them like this [ __ ] coin and then
she's just
it's because everyone's so desensitized
no because we're always naked and porn
is so readily available the people need
something else that can turn them on
without nudity so I've actually been
like trying that lately like I like to
make myself come the same position every
time like I'm not trying to be all sexy
when I'm doing it myself I'm just coming
right yeah and now I like won't let
myself be in my favorite position I'm
like I have to like train my body to
like know you're gonna come how I tell
you to not just how you want to and then
how many times could you come could I
come the most time I ever cons like the
most amount of times in a day like 12.
yeah like because I came a lot so like I
wake up in the morning like the first
thing I'm doing is like coming and
having like a virtual orgy was like all
these people I love that because I wake
up like humping my hand and I'm like God
what is wrong with you I think that's so
crazy like I don't know if it's it if
it's different for guys and girls but
like I sometimes need to jack off to go
to bed to be tired for real because you
have to get it's an energy buildup so
you have to get the energy out so that
you can relax and then you have to think
like you've built up your mind's racing
at night you're thinking you're dreaming
you're doing this stuff and so it's
still energy built up like same thing
for girls 100 when you wake up or even
okay listen if I'm too if I'm too sad if
I'm overly happy if I'm pissed off I
have to come like I'm telling you it's
whatever extreme emotion I'm feeling I
like want to get it out of my body
quickly so I can like come back to like
normal if I'm super nervous for
something or I'm all worked up I'm gonna
be like look I'm just gonna sit down and
have a [ __ ] orgasm that calm me down
it's just my nerves sometimes I'm like I
need to just sit there and oh my god get
that [ __ ] out if you person you squirt
too or uh yes I can squirt but it
doesn't happen often you gotta be really
[ __ ] putting that pressure down but I
can make you squirt is it so you put
money on it
or you bet me like money last night I
don't even know like I remember what it
was okay you won that so but we didn't
shake so you're not oh [ __ ] I think we
should even say it honestly yeah can we
say it if you want me to uh fine editor
you're not allowed to edit out anything
I said he's not listening he's he's
tapped in right now because no because
what's not fair is that only your clip's
gonna make it in what was the bet
oh yeah and I was saying uh and he was
like she won't she was like girls were
questioning if I even liked girls just
last night yes right so then that's how
we went to bed I was like no I was like
a hundred dollars I will yeah she wants
me she goes she goes and she goes the
whole house
listen the whole way home from a club
Charlie was like yo I guarantee you I'm
gonna [ __ ] her tonight
that I'm gonna go inside my bed and
briston's gonna come over and just get
it right now but in my defense I slept
in the other room yeah
because I wanted to watch my crime shows
and I didn't know if they would scare
you she goes dude I fall asleep so that
was it literally I was like I had a
crime show to finish and I was like well
I want to [ __ ] her but then what if this
scares her
is she's a little shy and I don't
believe that she is going to just crawl
over on her own to just eat you out so
and the trolley is like we'll give it 48
hours right that doesn't have a podcast
in 12 so it won't count I'm
like 48 I just needed 48 hours but be
true be truthful okay be truthful not
gonna hurt her feelings he won't if she
laid down in her bed last night do you
think you would willingly so you want
the honest answer okay
I would be sending you Vibes and
breathing and doing things that would
make you at least roll over and lean
naturally just puts off in sexual Vibe
just like come [ __ ] me you need to make
me but would you of all right here's the
honest answer if she would have scooted
over done her little breathing thing and
be like oh she wants it she wants me to
eat her out right now yeah I'd rip her
[ __ ] pants off who wouldn't want to
[ __ ] this [ __ ] she's so bad she's so
bad oh my God where's my hundred dollars
we did it we didn't get to shake because
he made me doubt myself he's like she
won't okay
never heard like someone say no before
Ryan I don't think you know who you're
talking to I'm clearly I don't because I
mean I only met you like six days ago
and just say you know just because
they're shy doesn't mean [ __ ] the girl
that I [ __ ] in my high school was the
shyest shy girls could be the freakiest
yeah they really are as long as they're
not they think they're not gonna get
caught when I met violet she was you
were you were very were you shy and shy
and then the next thing I know I
couldn't even picture you shy no the
next thing I know is she just wants this
stick this stick this stick this stick
this girl this girl
do you text him and tell him who you
want to [ __ ] yeah because I give him a
list monthly like I would like to [ __ ]
him I would like to [ __ ] him I would
like to [ __ ] this person and then I just
send it over and like hope it happens
yes
I watched his porn I would like to be
that girl so please book me with him
Loki I like getting random people every
time sometimes I do too one you learn
new things meet new people sometimes you
find out [ __ ] that you really like that
you just had no idea so I like that have
you experienced that since you are the
newest one of all yeah there's been [ __ ]
what is something that that has happened
that's new that you're like oh wow I
like the snow definitely being hit I
never thought I would like
that how hard are we talking like take
like it's got a sting you want to stick
your hand out let me hit you all right
you guys ready
good morning
yeah it's crazy you guys are nuts like
my smell my hand is still stinging like
I feel like it's like a spanking
like a spanking when you're a kid no
[ __ ] thing oh [ __ ] he called boys
that's a hard time
over here I won't even want my booties I
wouldn't even want my booty smacked that
hard come on dude she's got a film
tomorrow hang on a second yeah oh my God
guys red marks go away yeah I don't
bruise easy are you talking like getting
a black eye no she's talking like a no
just no she's not talking like did you
see her she took her flat hand and she
pimp slapped me yeah that's what she's
talking about across the face not a not
a closed fist that I know but across
that's hard with smack across the face
you don't think her face is gonna get
burned no more it wouldn't and she won't
even swell no it'll just be a red like
there might be a little finger part like
finger marks but it's not it works
instead of Luke being a Mansell I don't
want you [ __ ] come on hold on have her
say that I can't I can't I can't come on
Violet
I don't even know if I can watch call me
a [ __ ]
oh my God
hold on we have to make sure
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