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*Random's Random Show! - A Variety Of Lessons To Learn!: Promoted By @randomdude_159*
Perodua Alza (to audience): Welcome to Random's Random Teaching Course!
Perodua Alza (to audience): First, you're probably wondering, "I'm the host?"
Perodua Alza (to audience): That's because Random's in a fever so horrible!
Perodua Alza (to audience): And from that, she tasked me to host this episode!
Perodua Alza (to audience): I genuinely hope she recovers from her sickness...
Perodua Alza: Anyways, are you participants ready for the course?
Crash: I am the best at teaching.
Blaze: I like being a teacher to those in need!
Princess Peach: Oh, how much of a dream to be one...
Perodua Aruz: Spreading our knowledge wouldn't be so bad!
Perodua Alza: Heyo, I like that kind of enthusiasm from y'all!
Perodua Alza: I hope you guys don't mess up this for the audience!
Perodua Alza: Dora, Yoshi, you kids up for the coming lessons?
Dora: We can't wait to learn new stuff!
Yoshi: Let's enter the classroom to judge the teachers!
*Dora and Yoshi leaves the scene and prepares to take their seats in the classroom...*
Perodua Alza: The preparations are going well so far.
Perodua Alza: I have to impress my goofs (aka Random and BreadButter) with my hosting skills!
Perodua Alza: This is my gold chance to make them fall for me...
Perodua Alza (to the participants): Before we start the lessons, go take your positions!
*Done offscreen. Firstly, everyone were tasked to play rock-paper-scissors in order to decide their turns. First to lose goes last, and the winner gets to go first!*
Perodua Alza: Aruz won the last round so he gets to go first!
Perodua Alza: Buddy bro, please don't let us CarCouncils down!
Perodua Aruz: On it, my brother! I'll teach 'em a good lesson, while also making sure to impress our car squad!
*Aruz slowly leaves on his way to the classroom...*
*...and in there, Aruz finally makes his appearance!*
Perodua Aruz: Good morning, children!
Perodua Aruz: I, Aruz, will be your first teacher in this class!
Dora: Good morning, teacher!
Perodua Aruz: Good morning to you too, Dora! Without further ado, let's go straight to the point!
Perodua Aruz: Today I will be teaching you guys some English!
Perodua Aruz: You guys are probably familiar with this language, but have you ever knew the usage of grammar?
Perodua Aruz: Don't worry, I'll help you build proper sentences!
Perodua Aruz: May I start this lesson with enthusiasm?
Yoshi: We can't wait to witness your efficiency in this!
Yoshi: Show us what you're hiding behind that tire!
Perodua Aruz: I may not be the best at teaching, but all I want is all your attention and observation towards me!
Perodua Aruz: So, are you ready to witness my potential?
Dora: We're ready!
Perodua Aruz: Then this is where the present meets my fate.
Perodua Aruz: I absolutely hope I do not mess this one up and impress my leader (aka Alza) with this easy-to-know lesson!
Perodua Aruz (showcases various examples of past tense usages on the whiteboard): Do you guys know what this is?
Perodua Aruz: Today we will learn the usages of past tenses.
Perodua Aruz: They're used to describe already-happened events.
Perodua Aruz: There are also four different kinds of past tenses!
Perodua Aruz: And from these example sentences, this is how we implement past tenses in our daily sentences!
Perodua Aruz: Did you understand what I've told you so far, Dora?
Dora: I can get the clear picture of it!
Perodua Aruz: How about you, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Now I understand how it all works!
*Aruz erases the whiteboard to conclude the lesson.*
Perodua Aruz: I believe this is it for the lesson.
Perodua Aruz: Thank you both for the cooperation!
Perodua Alza: Oh god, I'm so proud that you pulled it off Aruz!
Perodua Alza: Lesson ratings please, fellow kids!
Dora: In conclusion, this English lesson is simple!
*Dora and Yoshi raised their rating cards, each showing 8 points to Aruz. Total points obtained by Aruz: 8+8=16 points!*
Yoshi: And said lesson deserves an amazing 8 from us!
Perodua Alza: 8×2 makes it 16 for my fella CarCouncils member!
Perodua Alza (to audience): So far, Aruz is demolishing this course effortlessly!
Perodua Alza: Butter, Random, just you goofs wait when I'm done!
Perodua Alza: Next, it's your turn Crash! You up for it?
Crash: I'm ready.
*Crash starts walking to the classroom to start teaching his lesson...*
Perodua Alza (to Crash, from a distance): Hey, be sure not to mess up your lesson!
Crash: Ready for the lesson, kids?
Dora: We're so ready, teacher!
Yoshi: Go and make sure to do your best, we both will watch how you'll teach us!
Crash: Alright, today I will teach you some skills that you'll wish to learn.
Crash: Keep focused and listen to what I'm about to tell you.
Yoshi: Go ahead and explain, teacher!
Crash: I will teach you some tips and tricks on how to live a comfortable life.
Yoshi: How do we live that kind of life?
Crash: Simple, just focus and let me explain.
Crash: So this is how it goes.
Crash: If you see these plumber brothers (Mario & Luigi) promoting their SereneSmooth massaging chairs, do not fall for their money trap.
Crash: Their massaging chair brand is overpriced and if you want to buy a massaging chair with actual quality, buy our CrashBash massaging chairs.
Knuckles (from a distance): Boss, you're not supposed to advertise our product yet!
Perodua Alza (pulls Knuckles into his car body): Yeesh, and how could they (Dora & Yoshi) afford CrashBash...?
Crash: You know the Mario Bros well.
Crash: They don't deserve any fame for being idiots who don't care about their customers' health.
Crash: Let me explain further.
Crash: The key to getting a comfortable life is to afford a reliable massaging chair, and your only choice is CrashBash.
Dora: What's so good about it?
Crash: Good question, Dora.
Crash: CrashBash has all the benefits that you will need for your daily life, and that includes feeling relaxed and healthy as well as making your bones exchange its soreness for strength.
Crash: Once you pay, the CrashBash massaging chair is all yours and you can refund before a week after the purchase.
Crash: It also has a 7-year warranty so you don't have to worry much about your massaging chair.
Crash: Aside from buying it, you will receive free merch from CrashBash and you might even enter a lucky draw that will win you up to RM100K.
Dora: That sounds like a great offer, how amazing!
Crash: Thanks for the compliment.
Crash: So what did you learn from this lesson, you two?
Yoshi: Learn how to manage your budget!
Dora: Do not fall for scams!
Crash: Those are such amazing answers from you two!
Crash: I hope we get to meet again soon.
Crash: Goodbye and thanks!
Perodua Alza: Whatever he taught didn't felt like a lesson to me!
Perodua Alza: It was more of some random live commercial...
Perodua Alza: I have no idea how he took such an opportunity!
Perodua Alza: Before I conclude, you kids gonna rate this one?
Knuckles (inside Alza): I can't even believe Crash...
Yoshi: Your performance is kinda well to me!
Dora: How about... a 7 because there weren't enough details about the lesson?
*Dora and Yoshi raised their rating cards, each showing 7 points to Crash. Total points obtained by Crash: 7+7=14 points!*
Crash: Thank you for the score.
Crash: But it seems like my advertisement tactic did not really work.
*All of a sudden, Knuckles takes control of Alza and unintentionally presses a button in the control panel to make Alza punch Crash away. That was the 'attack' button Knuckles pressed.*
Knuckles (inside Alza): Huh, I didn't know that the button I pressed just made Alza punch.
*Done offscreen. Alza constantly apologizes to the audience regarding that incident...*
Perodua Alza (to audience): All Crash did was yap about his massaging crap!
Perodua Alza (to audience): I can't blame Knux if Crash needed that beating...
Perodua Alza: So next participant, c'mere Blaze! You ready?
Blaze: I'll do my best in this!
*Blaze slowly gets into the classroom...*
Blaze: May we start our lesson?
Blaze: I hope you guys are ready!
Dora: Yes, you may teacher!
Yoshi: I hope you can give us valuable information!
Blaze: I'll teach you quantum physics.
*Blaze takes his words too seriously and proceeds to explain the terms of quantum physics in full detail, fast and quick...*
*Meanwhile, Dora and Yoshi are staring at Blaze cluelessly, not understanding that thing called 'quantum physics'...*
Dora: Teacher, we don't understand!
Yoshi: Yes, what are we supposed to get from this?
*Meanwhile, Alza is watching the whole thing happening in front of him...*
Perodua Alza: There's no point in them rating Blaze this way...
Perodua Alza: Blaze, disqualified!
Blaze: What?! Is this a teaching course in a competition?!
Perodua Alza: Duh, and why teach quantum physics to literal kids?!
Blaze: Sorry for the misunderstanding. But isn't Random the only one who usually hosts the shows (in particular, Random's Random Show!)?
Perodua Alza: She's having a fever so she told me to take her place!
Blaze: My bad, sorry Alz.
Perodua Alza: Nah bud, come back and try your luck in the next show.
*Blaze slowly leaves the classroom...*
Perodua Alza: T-That elimination felt a little awkward...
Perodua Alza: To not waste any time, over here Princess Peach!
Princess Peach: Finally, I hope my attempt is worth the effort!
*Peach proceeds to enter the classroom gracefully...*
Princess Peach: Greetings to you, students in this classroom!
Princess Peach: Is it time for me to start the final lesson?
Dora: Spill the beans, teacher!
Yoshi: Bring in your majestic A-game, princess!
Princess Peach: Wait, I don't think I have anything to teach...
Princess Peach: How about we can just chill and do nothing?
Dora: Wait, so we can do whatever we want?
Princess Peach: Yes, you're free to do or think what's in your mind!
Yoshi: Well, what are we supposed to talk about...?
Princess Peach: Maybe I have a little idea about that...
Princess Peach: Is it okay if we talk about making desserts?
Dora: Desserts sound like a nice topic!
*Done offscreen. It took Peach 10 minutes to yap about her love for bakery and gave Dora and Yoshi a few tips on how to bake desserts...*
Princess Peach: And that's how you bake an ice cream cake!
Princess Peach (takes out two extra slices of said cake): Additionally, I've left some extra slices for you!
Dora (eating ice cream cake slice): Wow, this cake tastes delicious! Thank you, teacher!
Yoshi (eating ice cream cake slice): We both will give you a 10 for this sweet segment!
*Dora and Yoshi raised their rating cards, each showing 10 points to Peach. Total points obtained by Peach: 10+10=20 points!*
*Meanwhile, Alza is speechlessly watching Dora and Yoshi eating up their cake slices...*
Perodua Alza: How the heck did she got a total of 20 from this?!
Dora (eating ice cream cake slice): Her lesson was amazing!
Perodua Alza (to audience): And since she's the only one who scored the max... that makes her the winner for the teaching course!
Perodua Alza (to audience): After all, she really thought out of the box...
Perodua Alza: Princess, you may claim the prize money there!
Princess Peach (carrying the money bag): I'll use this money bag to buy my cake ingredients!
*Peach keeps the money bag with her and leaves the scene.*
Perodua Alza (to audience): And that concludes today's random episode!
Perodua Alza (to audience): Oh yeah I did pretty well hosting this one out!
Perodua Alza (to audience): If my goofs cheer over this, I'll lock them up in me!
Perodua Alza (to audience): Their admiration makes me wanna mess with 'em!
Dora: What about our transportation, Yoshi?
Perodua Alza (pulls Dora and Yoshi into his car body): Yeah yeah, I'll be bringing you guys home!
*Alza leaves the classroom. At the same time, the board behind Dora and Yoshi's desk was revealed after Alza moved aside. The contents in the board is; " ̶R̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ 's Alza Random Skool!" Bottom; "(cuz' it's kool)*
Outro Title - Happy Teacher's Day!
*This was probably the weirdest way to celebrate it lmao...*
Outro Song: - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)