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How many bodies have you had? Oh, it'd be over 100. How old are you? I'm 22. Oh my goodness. Trying to work out the numbers here. 100.
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All right. Big show today. Holy. My favorite girl in the industry who supported every crazy thing we've done. She was the first iconic pillow sex performance at my birthday party a year and 3 weeks ago. And then she did the Halloween one. We become such close as friends. We keep in touch. We have nice calls about human life. And then also for my party this year, as you guys all saw, we had Haley, Max, Tiny, and Kylie. I called Lily first. I said, "First rights to refusal." She said, "Let someone else get the the limelight." Then still Tiny Smalls and her boyfriend in the crowd. Yeah. Iconic. She's a superstar. She's top 20 in the world on She's Lilying L. That was so much hype. I feel like I don't deserve, but thank you. How about that?
And then co- guest today, co- guest, first time on the show, superstar, the biggest thing to come out of Australia since Angela White. Also the biggest hits to come out of Australia since Angela White. This girl came all the way to California, took over. She's now shooting mainstream of she with probably the top 10 guys 10 days in a row. She must be sore as [ __ ]. This is a lot of power. Who do we start with? Let's start with you. So, you got here and you've been taken over. Yeah. You [ __ ] Johnny Sins, Kieran Lee, Ricky Johnson, Girth Master. Not Johnny Sins yet. He's like away. He's doing something. Well, does he want you though? He must want you. Yeah, I feel like hit him up, but he's not replied. I need to get like He's tough to get a hold of. So, you know what he responds to? Liam. He text Liam. Yeah. Who's been the best? Um, Brazers was really good. Ricky. So, you did a browser scene? Yeah, I did a browser scene. So, what's going on with that? You want to go mainstream? I don't know. I just did it for like the fun. But yeah, it was good. I liked getting my hair and makeup done. Yeah, they No, the browsers is fun. They They treat you like a super I've never been like filmed by someone else. Oh, you've always done POV. Yeah. So, it was like But it was She literally likes that [ __ ]. She prefers the show. I actually prefer someone filming me. Like he was getting on the bed. I even like rolled off and like nearly took him down. Wow. Yes. Very good. That sounds so good. Yeah.
So, Lily Lou, I don't know if this is your tagline across the industry, but what I say is I say modern day Chetch cuz AJ Cetchic was the first I I think iconic like I don't want to say [ __ ] in a bad way, but in a good way. Yeah. Just like a dickloving sex positive proick enjoyer. Yes. And that's you. And you know, a lot of girls have put on quite shows like you know, you got a Bella Danger who's put on quite the show. The list goes on. But Lily Lou, you know, you really, she loves it. Love for the game. I'm a star for the people, right? Kazumi is another great one for that, too. Yeah. But you take it to another level. I mean, the trips you go on. Yeah. Yeah. You do off camera. I do, but I also do on camera as well. Yeah. I I I like to be able to like share it with the fans and all of that and like so they know I'm not bullshitting as well. Like, oh yeah. Like, are you really that hungry? And you are. So tell us, you just went to France two weeks ago. Yes. What happened? Um actually it was like only a week ago. Um but uh yeah, so I went there um a bunch of people. There was only two people um actually four people that knew who I was. And I had like an open like sort of thing on Twitter. I'm like, "Dude, if you know who I am, you say my name, I'm like do a little scene with you, like whatever." And every almost everybody bailed. Um and cuz they're chicken. Yeah. I feel like they just dropped the idea of it and they're like, "Oh god, I'm a disappoint." And then they're just like, "Show up." You're scary a little. A little bit. Yeah. But but but then when you you make the guy feel so comfortable. Oh yeah. Cuz you're so submissive and sweet and like you know the way you talk. I'm your little Yeah. Like I will make you feel like such a man. Unbelievable. And you you can you can talk a little, right? Yeah. I'm very accent. You know what, guys? This is my favorite game on the show. Dirty talking competition. Let's run it. Let's go. Okay. So, we can do three rounds. Round one, two to four words. Round two, four to eight words. Round three, 8 to 12 words. It doesn't have to be like that, but it's just short, medium, long. You get it? Start with you. Round one. Um, what is it? Four words. Uh, two to four. Two to four. Yeah, that's good. It's a classic, you know. Okay. Oh, good stuff. Okay, that was four. Wait. Oh, yeah. Two to four. Yes, but okay. Ready? No, I like that. Yours better. Wait, what? What's it? What's me? It's me. It's my turn. Yeah. Yeah. Ready? No. No. Good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Pretty good. No, I like coming. Sorry. Okay, Lily. Uh, what's the next length of round two? Four to eight words. Medium. Four to eight. Yeah, I'd be too strict. Whatever you want. I I Um, like I I feel like I have to count like it's a haiku or something like um you [ __ ] unbelievable. Okay. Um, come on, baby. You're a star now. It comes to practice, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Very good. That's a good one. Yeah. Thanks, baby. It's a classic. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. All right, Lily Lou, round three. 8 to 12. Bit longer. 12. Yeah. Good job, guys. Good job. We're all winners. You're right.
Okay, back to France. Sorry. Okay, so with France, um, yeah, there was, you know, there was a whole bunch of people. Last year I went uh it was more at the end of like what they call the season of uh the people going there. Um and that was like end of August. This year a lot more people and a lot less hard which is kind of disappointing. Like I even Yeah. And like I would even like on the beach for example um be like okay like no one's I have this like line of around me like let me just like lay back and I'll I'll do like a why like whatever the as I'm like myself nobody's getting there was like a very um I think I think like 10 people and like how many out of like I feel like there was like 25 people and you know it's like the but also They continuously go in, they go out of the You invite them all to one room. Not even It's a It's in public. It's the beach. Wow. Yeah. And so it's like a free-for-all kind of day or night. Day. Day at the beach in front at a beach. Uh yeah. So it's a beach. Uh they call it Bay of Pigs. Uh where like everybody can just go be wild. Sounds like a place I want to go. Oh, I know. It's pretty It's pretty good. Sounds quite piggy. I will say there is more hot people like peak season, but I don't really care about that. And like I just want hard I want people desperate to Wait, do you really care more about a hard desperate than attractiveness? Yes. Yeah. Big time. Right. So you a disgusting creature. Oh yeah. Who's into you rock then a stud who's like semi? Yeah. What's the qualifications? What's the boxes that need to be checked? Um not shave. Shave. That would be good. Yes. I've had instances where it's like hairy and the dude even knew he was going to get And uh dude, I did a baby wipe cuz uh my boyfriend Michael, he was like, "Hey, you should just courtesy little wipe." That was brown. And so So, so wait, you wiped his ass for him and it was brown. Yeah, I wiped his for him like he's an infant. And was it a normie or on? It was a porn dude. It was a porn dude for a collab. And uh so I didn't want to embarrass him, I know him. I don't know. Okay. I didn't want to embarrass him, so I was like, "Ah, you just got like a little more like toilet paper there. Like, let me just let me just wipe it the Tell him that he had a No, I did not. But then he cleaned up his paper uh at the end, so then he knew." Uh, he never spoke to you again. No, he he continues, "Yeah, dude. [ __ ] If that happened to me, you I'm gone." Yeah. I'm going back to Toronto. I'm going to get a career in finance. Something like that. Yeah. No, you you would think, but uh but he still texts you. Still text me when he tries. Yeah. Uh boy, you know there Yeah. At least he tries. Hey, we'll bleep the name. Please say it. Yes. Are you sure you're going to bleep the name? On my life. We always do. This is all around bad. Uh okay. All right. All right. Thank you for Thank you for sharing. But we'll bleep that. We'll bleep that. Yes. Oh, and then so back to the to the um yeah I I mean just like nope or at least like if it happens accidentally like a little bit I'm like ah happens clean that up whatever. Um but like yeah I'm not trying to dig in the the chocolate caverns. Uh yeah and not you know you ever had any crazy instances? I mean you're still new to the to the game cuz who were you back in Australia? Boyfriends. Um, oh, like I was seeing that like that Rocket Powers guy, but Oh, yeah. Rocket Miami guy. Yeah, Miami guy. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Rocket Powers. Yeah. Yeah, I've met him. He's cool. I like him. I him, but definitely met him. You must have. Yeah. I I didn't think I would ever forget that I would people that it's like so many scenes and collabs in and like to me. I forget scenes sometimes and they come out. See, that's like I swear to God, I can name you every single girl I what positions we did, where I came, what her best Instagram photo was, her height, her size. I I swear that's commendable. Yeah. Well, I I mean, yeah, I remember everything. Yeah, it was the shower. It was the keep soap and Yeah. got the soap. Anyways, yeah. Yeah, that was hot. Would you guys ever? Absolutely. You're so hot. Yes. Thank you. Cuz how by are you would you say love? H I don't know. It really depends on the vibe of the girl that it's like if she likes girls and she's like very enthusiastic then it's like oh yeah like let's [ __ ] go. But it's I don't know. I I feel like d like doing the scenes and then like sometimes having a scene partner that's like less than enthusiastic is like oh god I don't I don't want to do things to this lady if she doesn't want to. Right. Um, and so like that definitely put a damper on things of like I don't know. I just like really want to make sure someone's like very enthusiastic though. I I love though I can't I couldn't I couldn't leave, you know? That's I Hey, speaking of your boyfriend's Oh, yeah. Cuz cuz you know I got the rejections. Yeah. Yeah. And dude, I didn't How big Okay, cuz he has a girthy in my life. I think it's like No, come on. It's No. No. It's like that to be honest. Like I love Girth Master and I don't take away from his throne. But it's like twice as girthy as Girth Master. Girth Master's longer though. Okay. Yeah. But Girthmaster I feel like it's the same Girth as Girth Master. Honestly, dude, I don't think so. I've taken both. I feel like Yes. Okay. All right. All right. I'll take your word with him and Girth Master. And I like your your boyfriend's face when he he's so into it. He's Oh, yeah. He's intense. I love it. Like, you know, it was in the middle of a party in the middle of a crowd. Yeah. Yeah. And he was he was locked in. Oh, yeah. No, it's like he focusing on me is a surefire way for him to just be Wow. Yeah. Very cool.
Alana, tell us some wild, man. I mean, look, guess what I did yesterday. I ate for the first time. I was for the first time. How was it? It was really good. Isn't it It's a different ball game than giving, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's much more skill required. Yes. Like cuz a dick is 10,000 hours. You got to practice. Yeah, you need a, you know, guys that have had girlfriends that are hot. Yeah. Will be good. But guys that are just one night playboys, no one's going to tell them how to do it. No, those guys like the [ __ ] boys, they can't even No. You feel me? Yeah. No, absolutely. Because like no one has bothered to train the man. I I think I finally figured it out. And tell me if I'm right or wrong. Uhhuh. Did I ever I can't remember. I don't think so. All right. Okay. So, what I tell guys now because a lot of virgins will DM me for advice, you know. Yeah. And for and I say, okay, you know, we all know everyone knows now. Captain Hook. Yeah, exactly. Right. One way to do it. Anyone still doing this is [ __ ]. Yeah. You know, first time I I went up and I was like, it was like I was checking the temperature. Just stayed I just stayed up there. I didn't know I had to move. You know that is good too though. Just like a like I mean while making out and then you kind of press your with your palm. Oh that's Yeah that's a good one. Yeah. And I say cuz some guys they think oh do the alphabet with your tongue like they're so stupid right? Yeah. Yeah. I say make out with a vag. Yeah. Yeah. You listen. Yes. Do more of what she's moaning to. Cuz really girls are moaning cuz it feels good. It's kind of like your way of giving advice. Yeah. Right. I was like that with a massage too of like Yeah. It is. Yeah. like something feels good, you're like, "Oh, yeah." Yeah. Right. You want them to do it more. Like that's what eating is 100%. Listen to the girls. It's like an unwritten rule, you know? Yeah. So, how'd it go? How did you do it? Um, well, it was a with Haley and Max. Oh, fun. Oh, the best. Yeah. The best. Cuz like I hold my all the time in the shower like at night. So, it's feeling someone else's like unreal. That is so cuz you touch others and you're always disappointed. You must be just like I'm sick of feeling implants. Like no, I mean like Yeah, mine are like more stiff. You have the nicest fakies on in the world. What's going on with your game these days? Um I put things in my I don't know like what do you mean? Okay, but like in France, you know, Cancun trips are Are you letting normies? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. No. Um this year there was not as many takers. Last year there was a decent amount which is great. Um but yeah, normies can have my as well. Um I I did like a double with uh Vince and Alex Legendow. Um but then the the footage got lost forever. What? Um yeah, like the videographer just like kind of ghosted and it was like, "Oh, awesome. Are you serious?" Yeah. And um he wasn't like a nobody either. Like he was like in the industry. What was the beef about? He's just disorganized and lost it, I guess. Oh, he actually just lost it. Like he said sorry. He didn't even say anything. Oh my god. It was like, dude, that was money. Oh [ __ ]. Yeah. I was like, well, it lives on my memories. I know I can do it. So, double with Alex Legend. [ __ ] bro. I feel like your most viral thing after, you know, our iconic party performances. Is your Mexico trip? H I didn't have any Did I Did I put anything out in Mexico? I mean, I Yeah, on Twitter. Oh, yes. Yes. Uh, that went crazy. like 20 30 million views. Meme pages posted it. Wait, we're on the beach g everyone. That was France last year. Yeah. Oh. Uh-huh. That was in France. It looked like Mexico. No. Yeah. Pretty beaches. No. Yeah. No. Exactly. Yeah. There was uh one where uh I just went up to like a random dude that was smoking a cigarette and I was like, "Can I for a cigarette?" And uh he was like, "Oh, yeah." Um, I actually can't remember if he really spoke English. I I think it was like a kind of thing. Um, but yeah, he 32 seconds. Uh, it is on camera. All done. Yeah, that was crazy.
Okay, but what is it about that part of France? Is it like a festival you go to or it's like It's a It's a whole village like it's a village kind of. I mean, it's like a they call it like a naturist like village, but like also um there's a either people that are just purely Buddhist or they call it a libertine where they just like oh you just you just like you just like so it's year round. It's always crazy. Um people do live there but like the season is from like I would say like May to September. Uh because otherwise it's just cold and then it's like and and it's for the freaks of freaks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. At least you would think and hope, but Okay. So, you're saying the guys choked this year? Yeah. Yeah. Know, it was it was kind of though. I did uh went in one of the clubs and there was a and those were the nicest that I saw the entire trip and they were super Yeah. I feel like because they couldn't see me. I've never seen one in person. Oh, I have footage. Yeah. Yeah. Did they know you were behind it? Yeah. No, they saw me go in. I had to go past a crowd of dudes. But there was others behind it with you. Um, so there was this couple that we met from Australia and like the dude was like helping light it because it's super dark and then my boyfriend like had the camera and the girl was just like, "Whoa, that's crazy." Cuz you know, every guy's biggest fear and I'm the most progay in the world. I'm not taking any shade. Is that you're going to stick it in and a guy's Yeah. That's the whole thing. I I feel like that did happen cuz I I saw a dude go in there at one point and I was like, "Oh, that's behind it." Right. Yeah. Yeah. But like people can see that you go in there. If you feel stubble and that's when you know. Okay. So tell us. So you've been like crazy. Yeah. How's Girth Master? Oh Australian. Yeah. Aussie. It's thick. It is. Yeah. Like when it first goes in it's a little bit painful but Yeah. After a while it is painful, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like but for 10 minutes like we weren't recording for a little bit. Oh yeah. It happens. Oh no. As in like it was an accident. No. We No, we forgot to hit record. Oh [ __ ]. Oh really? But it's good though. Yeah, but it was a bad angle anyway. I didn't care. No, me and him would definitely like, you know, it was like, okay, like these um porn positions are great and all, but like how about you be like for real without having to make sure the camera can see the penetration. That's why she's a true to the core. Mhm. I mean, you too. Yeah. I don't know about her. Are you? What? I don't know if you're like Lily. I got three yesterday. Okay. you talking about three? So, how'd you get three? Was it all three at the same time? I wish I was like that's crazy for like non people. I'm like cuz usually they're like, "Oh god, there's another guy." How was the from yesterday? Yeah. Okay. Yesterday like this overall performance. Yeah. Yeah. The performance cuz Yeah. Some were small but I love like a big for some reason I love feeling pain. So like Vince Yeah. Oh, Victor, sorry. We should see she wifed up. Yeah. Can I use It's [ __ ] good. Yeah. Absolutely. Yes. Okay. So, rank them. Rank them. Um I reckon Victor um then Rez and then the other threesome. Yeah. This is my first like Yeah. Oh, second on camera. I haven't done much like fresh. Yeah. Freshly. Like I want I've never had a girlfriend. I've had four girlfriends. I've never had one be down for three and it it breaks my heart. Yeah. Damn. But boy, girl, girl, or boy, boy, girl. Well, I've had one say, "I'll do it this way if you do it that way." Uhhuh. And look, I don't want to be that guy. It's just a little different. I hope that it's just a little different because my babe, look, tell me if you agree, okay? I and this is not to be look it it's just different because a man dominates a woman when he her and for a guy to do that to your baby is different than adding a girl to the mix and lesbians are kissing and you find a hole where you can it's just different. No no no that that is your queen and she takes all [Laughter] I mean goddess I'm okay with it with a fling. Yeah. But once I'm in love to have a guy dominate my woman in front of me and you know this is the part cuz really the idea of boy boy girl is one's and she's given and you you reverse and okay I've never done that. If like you know you're you're facing like you the person that you love and then the other person's just then you know it's still like a nice time of like oh my god yes this is the part that broke my heart. I have PTSD from it with a girlfriend once we were doing boy girl and so you know I'm going and she's giving and then we flipped and then he's going and she's g and he was her so good that she went [ __ ] but when Iinging her shoot oh okay I get that yeah I I don't think I've slept eight hours sleep since that day broke my heart got to get more filler in your Dr. Cohen, I'm coming back. Would you ever get like pump like that? What are you talking about? I wrote pump manual. Yeah. Yeah. I know. But the thing is I talked to Lily about this. I don't injections. Everyone made fun of me and they're idiots because it's the best thing I ever did. Girls got done, right? So what [ __ ] the difference? Like the thing is my guy puts it in the sha. Dr. Cohen, love him. Beverly Hills puts it in the shaft. But they go to San Francisco where they also shoot up the head. Yes. Yeah. which I'm so jealous of. And I'm going to ask you for the number because when you do the shaft, the tip stays here. Then it looks like a little weird grub. Like it's just the the shaft overpowers. Exactly. Yeah. You got it. Mhm. Yeah. Plus [ __ ] good. What's that? Oh, big head. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's like you can like really just like feel it inside of you like versus like Okay. Like the shaft is kind of just it's all it's just a tube, you know? By the way, did you know that the reason a the head it goes scoop the out competitors? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. You know about this? I do. Isn't that strange? I know, right? Weird. It's like girls are meant to be a lot. This is some advanced psychology here. But the reason that it goes like that is to it was the Greek the Greeks were doing and it was to scoop out from the previous partner to take his shoot your Yeah, that's hard. I know, right? Yeah. It's almost like evolutionary women are supposed to take Billy. Where did you learn how to be so good at Did you study it? Um I think I was just because I was very hypersexual for as long as I can remember. I remember like watching Scooby-Doo and being like, "Oh, what if I was what if I was the bad guy and they tied me up or or like the the alien abduction one and it was like what if I get abducted and they like touch me?" Wow. And so like I don't know, like odd, but it's like it's always been within me and like a special interest of mine of like I just really love
How many bodies have you had, Alena? M I don't even know. Off cam. Off cam. Over under 40. Oh, it'd be over 100. Off cam. Damn. Before. Hell yeah. How old are you? Good job. I'm 22. Oh my goodness. I'm 20. I'm almost 28. Damn. But I've lost count. But I think Brian's trying to work out the numbers here. Like 100. And you've had boyfriends? Yeah, I've had one boyfriend. How long was that? Three years. Damn, you've been busy. No, I don't have the time for all these. Three weeks. Wow. That Yeah, that's reasonable. Yeah, that's a lot of That's a lot of effort, you know. I mean, the dudes come to you. Yeah. Yeah. It's not really any effort. I never ask. It's more effort to be like to throw them away like I don't know. It's all Aussies or what? Yeah, Aussie. Oh, in Bali. Like it's Oh, cuz I live in my But don't you think you're so beautiful and cool and popping that it's a sacred? Yeah. Oh, no. Like this year I've been like um now you turn it down. Yeah. Yeah. Like I for like 3 months this year. You got to get that quality. Yeah. Yeah. Was it after Coachella? Yeah. Yeah. I I took a break, you know. I went sol You wanted to retire with a championship belt. Yeah. Very nice. What's your longest break you've done in recent memory? Um, probably when I got uh my face done of like Yeah. nose job, lip lift um to got my eyelids and [ __ ]. Um, by the way, you came out looking beautiful. Thank you. Oh, I spent enough. Um, when was this? Uh, this was January and yeah, I didn't again until like March. You skipped a X all that, eh? Yeah. I'm like I'm not going to win anything. I didn't even get nominated for anything for ABA. Have you ever been nominated? I won um a participation trophy for being a 20 person like all the Thanks. House. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's not house. It was a their 20th anniversary. Oh, yeah. Uh which was fantastic. Was it cowboy themed? No. That's award. No, it was the '90s wrestlers. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My autism remembers. Oh, good job. I'm proud of you. Taste taste of the tism. You a little autistic? Yeah, a little bit. Probably like ADHD. I'm starting to realize cuz I do daydream. I'm like here like Don't you guys think that really it's the era of autism these days? It's so interesting that it's like it's become like trendy. It's a flex. Yeah. Like whoa. Like you're not autistic. You can't sit with us. It is quite nice. But then at the same time people are like you're just saying that cuz it's popular. Like I've had a hell of a time growing up being super awkward. Well, no, you were saying it before it was school. I've known you a while now. You were saying like I'm autistic like two three years ago. Yeah. No. And I remember like uh random male talents would be like, "Yeah, you know, people say you're great. Like you're just a little little weird." Like what does that mean? I guess I just got to announce it. I got to wear a hat. Like a helmet. Yeah. I'm autistic. Uh sorry. Yeah. Well, apparently there's something about autism and Yeah. I don't know. There's something ADHD, too. Yeah. Like the neur divergence. Yeah, that's what it is. Mhm.
So, what's going on with uh boyfriends and stuff dating? Cuz I've heard rumors about one guy who I introduced you to. What's going on with that? Oh, he's in Europe. Like, but you you guys are flirting, texting. Yeah, a little bit. Maybe like FaceTime. Like, is he that hot? He gets the most girls of anyone I know. Is he that hot? I I know he's good looking. You got a picture? Does anybody talk to this? I don't think I know. He's got to be like he's like Harry Jy level pulling girls like he's pulling every dime. I'm so sure if he was straight. I've heard that too. But but did he you? No. I just met him at Ryan's party just talking. But you want to? Yeah. But like I mean if he's still talking to you then he has some sort of interest. No. No. He's definitely not gay because dimes every Oh yeah. But but people think he has you know. But people think I'm gay so whatever. Maybe it's a European thing. I don't know. He's just he's just European. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what it is? What? People think I'm gay. Yeah. Do I kiss Liam every day? Sure. Do I love Liam more than any other straight guy? Yeah. Do I go to the abbey every weekend? Yes. Am I in with the gays and consider them closer friends with my straight friends? Yep. But it's just I'm comfortable with my sexuality. It's the people that call people gay that are closet gays. Yes. Yeah. I'm a You feel me? No. Absolutely. Yeah. They're trying to put the stop to the gay activity. I'm like, that's because you're doing it. Exactly. And you feel bad about it. Yes, that's right, Lily Lo. You bet.
Okay, anything exciting coming up you got planned? What's cooking for you? Ooh, actually. So, um I'm having a um a fan uh at a um a swing like club in Vegas. I'm like inviting all my Discord people. Uh, I'm also like having like little shirts made of like really I Liy Lou and all I got was this t-shirt. Oh, cool. Or like I uh I got a Liy t-shirt. I don't know. That's cool. But yeah, and so for like my Discord mods, they all get like a little special VIP treatment and stuff for being such good boys for me. Um, but yeah, that's a lot of work to set up. I mean, not too much actually cuz like the um the club the lady was like really like oh that would be lovely. Like also like I'm I'm not collecting any money from anybody. It's like dude you charge like I don't know for a single dude like and they're going to all be coming in here. I was like I do like a little takeover of the club. You're going to rack in so much and also marketing too for the club. So, it was like a no-brainer that it's like like Hey, can you kind of take under your wing a little? Teach her the ropes. I know. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Are you here in LA? Do Have you moved? You're 22 years old. Yeah. How old are you? I'm almost 28. I turned 28 in September. Oh, that's cute. Are you amazing for your birthday? Uh, that was my birthday. Yeah, it's my birthday. Oh my god. Yeah. She's the best, bro. My favorite. Yeah. I'm going to come back in January and just move here.
So, uh Kieran Lee. Mhm. Yeah, right. Ricky Johnson, Girth Master. Yeah. Mr. Lucky. Mr. Lucky. Love him. Oh, he's fun. I love him. Love him. Who else? He's a good boy. Jammack. Oh, the best. Did he do the full Nelson? Yeah. What's that? Oh, I don't know. Oh, the um where he he takes your legs and like you're like you're like this and your legs and behind and then he's like this like Wow. kind of [ __ ] like but he picks you up like that. That is a thing. But it's a it's a different thing. Okay. I mean, it can be in the air actually. So, never mind. I'm incorrect. Uh but yeah, full Nelson. That's his it's his thing. Wow. I like his Oh, yeah. And he's so cool, under the radar. Doesn't want attention or fame. No, he has like a wife and [ __ ]. He's got like his He's just really good at and his fan base is so organically like troop fans. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz he doesn't want it, you know. He He won't even do a like a mic interview with me. He doesn't N I I don't like I don't want cameras. Uh maybe he's self-conscious about his English or something. What is he? What What's his first language? I think he I Spanish. Is he Spanish? Yeah. I feel like he's Cuban or something. I don't know. He's in Miami. He's Cuban. I think I pissed him off at a I said there I I had the mic and I go there he is. Every girl time and again say this the best. They love him. They fall in love with him. And he goes my wife doesn't want to hear this. And she goes looked at me like that. Oh no. My autism will get me every time. Yeah. I was like, I would have thought that would be great, right? Yeah. I'm like complimentary. Yeah.
Okay, girls. Let's do some By the way, has this not flown by? Look. Okay, let's do some segments. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah. It's been good though, right? Oh, yeah. It's been really good. Yeah. Okay, we've been cooking. The makeup was fire. Alana, tell us something [ __ ] crazy. That was the thing you think of something, but I'm like, I can't. Okay. You ever cheated on your Just don't name names. I'm not like I was going to say like I nearly got deported from Bali. I did too. You know, I got a fine when I was uh in France. There was 60 policemen and I was like, dude, every other time there's noting police on this beach. This is beach. But yeah, everybody else scattered and I was like, hi. No way. Yeah, cuz you're sucking too many on. I had all over my face. I couldn't say like I handcuff face. No, no, no. They didn't handcuff me. They were just like, "Uh, passport." Uh, and then they were like, "What is your address? We mail you a fine." And it's like, "Uh, you know, people have it's forbidden. Uh, when we're here, we we have to uh I'm so sorry. Uh, we have to uh" And it's like he apologized like five times. I feel like it was like an older dude, too. And he's like, like if I was younger, I'd be doing this like bless this lady just giving out free getting over her face. Uh, but yeah, I don't know how much it was. You know, it's like the um front door delivered to they're still delivering it. Maybe in the mail. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like some people that were bullied in high school always taking power tripping, right? Yeah. Mhm. Just go get baby. Yeah. I know. Exactly. Yeah. M there was a lady there like this kind of like just larger lady like clothed and she's like going with the policeman like pointing at people doing things and like this woman gets no right 100%. Right. What are you doing? These people are you know I have friends that have been celibate forever and then oh my god do their vibes change they one time. Yeah. This is important. Yes. Go be like Alana in her first 22 years. You know what I mean? That's commendable. Damn. It took me a while to get my numbers up. Did it? Yeah. Yeah. To get my numbers up. Yeah. I was in a relationship for like six years. Uh from like 17 to like 23 that like though I did cheat on him like two three three times. But like also like he never gave So I feel like that was really good in six years. You trigger a girl to cheat. No. No. Yeah. Just me. I if the if is right then the no money thing can compensate. Right. Exactly. The most important of all is like the good and like and make her feel seen. Yes. Yeah. Don't don't ignore them. Yeah. And don't cheat on her. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz the girls will always reverse cheat. Mhm. When she takes you back, even if she's now opening the communication territory a little. Oh yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. So don't cheat. Dick down and make her feel seen. Absolutely. Yeah. 100%.
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Okay, strangest custom request. H I can't remember if I said this last time. Uh there was a guy and uh he paid for like a whole bunch of like uh legit like surgical garb and uh he his premise was like okay like you're a you know like a medical person doctor and assistant I don't know um and you get so in the operating room and you know you're just like completely covered double gloves you have like the face shield like um and so with this you're and uh and it's so distracting. You're you're just trying to help. You're trying to help the doctor, whatever the [ __ ] And so you want to get rid of this. You took all of your stuff home and you just went out to be able to just rid yourself of this intense need to uh when you're uh in search room. And so yeah, that's just what I did. I was also very excited about the fact that I got like a giant thing of like latex gloves. I'm like, "Oh man, I could like chop jalapenños with these." Like she got this [ __ ] for free. Damn. Like Elena, you must get all right. Yeah. Maybe like a used pad. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. I I do get those sometimes, but it's like with my birth control, I'm like, dude, I I don't really get a period that often. Yeah. Used pad. What you want to ship it to him? Yeah. And what what do you think you wanted to do with that? Guys, when they buy like my panties, they send photos of wearing the panties. Like I've I have I've had a dude do that before. Yeah. What? Yeah. I don't get it. I like Are they Are they Are they closet gangs? Are they Yeah. No, they're always like like they want like a cage with a lock like Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. There's a lot of sickos out there. I see. That's why we need Diddy locked up. Yeah.
Okay, uh everything 420. Best platform ever. It's an app. It's amazing. You get to order all your party goods. You name it, everything's on there. Uh, Wild Night. Tell us about Wild Night. Yeah. H. Wild Night. Um. Huh. I I feel like my Wild Nights have been like at your party, right? Yeah. Like me, too. Our Wild Nights are together. My three wildest of my life. Yeah. Willow's party was really good, too. I I got um three different that night. Wow. Yeah. Who's the third? Um, so there's Nade and then there was uh this other dude. Um, he was not [ __ ] me but I just sucked his And then our last segment, Pop Star Top Pops. You pal. Started with this one. So that's about a wild shot experience. Shot experience. That's right. Oh, definitely probably a few days ago when like the when I was doing Yeah. this shot so freaking high. Yeah. Like that's That was cool. Yeah. You know, I would say 94% of women can't. So, y'all are blessed. All right. What an episode. Love you, Lily. Love you, Lamb. Thank you, [Music]