Transcription
Bread and butter etiquette. Take a piece of bread from the communal platter and break a small part of the bread off. Make sure you butter on the plate. Don't be an air butter.
No, this is bread and butter etiquette. First of all, there's no such thing as bread and butter etiquette. It's as useless as beans on toast. And there's no such thing as bread plate. A plate is a plate. Calling it otherwise is as useless as British cooking. Just spread the butter on the bread as such. No need to take it piece by piece because that is called colonization and you've already done that. [Laughter]