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Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TUCC TV. This is your global news channel. Amaya Tusi and we are seeing a huge escalation in the war in Iran and the Middle East. The USI Israeli joint strikes have now successfully taken out a huge number of IRGC leaders across the country. We've also had the infrastructure of Iran, a one of the highest, tallest bridges between Tan and Karaj that has been destroyed by the strikes. And also we're going to give you guys the latest updates.
Of course, we're going to talk about those who have been eliminated in this conflict today and in the last couple of days. Of course, we're going to have uh Greg the goat with us to talk about those who have now been sent to the afterlife to meet their 72 virgin goats. All right, we're going to get your reaction live.
First, let's go to the situation that happened between Tran and Karaj H where the B1 bridge was hit. Uh let me show you the video first and I'm going to explain exactly what this issue is. So this is the the moment of the attack and um the bridge was obviously a split. You can see that's the moment it collapsed in between uh the two sides. Now, obviously, we had the usual suspects, the pro-Islamic Republic accounts on social media and the anti-war nutters saying, "Oh, look, they are destroying the heritage of Iran, the infrastructure and innocent civilians on purpose getting targeted." Okay, we will talk about the realities because apparently people don't care about facts anymore on social media. This bridge B1 was a was not part of Iran's heritage. This was a new bridge, newly built bridge that wasn't even open. And there are two reasons this was hit. They were supposed to be opening it officially to traffic earlier in the year. Well, technically was supposed to be two years ago, last year, whatever. And then it was delayed because obviously the the Islamic socialist economic policies are not really that competent. And then it was delayed again. It was supposed to be open 2 months ago and it wasn't still ready as you can also see in the uh in this image. It was not complete anyway.
But they made it sound on the mainstream media. They made it sound like this was a bridge that was active traffic flowing and randomly innocent civilians were getting hit by the Americas and the Israelis. This is a war crime. Calm down. The reason this was hit was actually because it wasn't officially open. So symbolically this was part of that we're going to hit your infrastructure but we're going to hit something that's not actually open. Secondly this was still important when it comes to logistics going forward because while this wasn't open to the public it was open to the IRGC. So the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp over the last few weeks were using the B1 bridge to transport military equipments between Karaj and Tehran. So that was happening. So the logistics has been cut between the two cities Karaj and Tan and uh obviously it wasn't open to the public.
Let's go to more footage from the moment of the attack. Facts are important. Now I'm not really sure why there are so many people like standing there watching it happen. There's a few people standing there. Nobody should be out there. It's not safe. There we go. It's not safe for people to be out there. Everything obviously is being repeated every single day. Stay at home. Stay away uh from these uh targets.
Now, the Israeli Defense Forces have also been focusing on the missile launchers of the IRGC over the last uh few hours. They've done a great great operation in fact both in the western parts of Iran and the central parts of Iran. This is a video that's been released by the IDF. These are what we call the Passover strikes targeting the missile launchers in the center and the western parts. We've had the Israeli Air Force dropping about 140 bombs on 50 missile targets. Uh and that's about three per target essentially. Uh we also have the uh yeah these are the the F-35 uh uh the F351s that are uh targeting the launchers the moments before they were going to be used to launch missiles towards Israel. So that obviously prevented we we've had obviously a few dozens um missiles being launched from Iran today towards Israel and we're going to show you some of that. But there could have been more if the Israeli air force had not acted quickly to stop them just moments before they launched.
Because as I said the problem you currently have is that the Islamic regime in Iran are not functioning properly. the the IRS in military are not functioning. So all you have there's no strategy. There's no actual leadership in that sense. There's no uh high-tech capabilities. There's no movement. All you have is a group of people who are running around in the middle of nowhere, not in not even in cities, in the outskirts, in the desert, in the mountains, in the rainforest, everywhere that they have. They keep moving the missile launchers around. They hide them. Then they bring them out. They launch and they move again. But the Israeli intelligence with the help of the Americans and satellites that they have are now identifying them moments before they launch. So when they bring them out, they quickly get identified as much as they can and then they send the the Israeli air force to go and hit them. And this was a successful day for the Israeli Defense Forces. Another successful part for the IDF.
This is where we're going to have to have uh Greg the Goat as the representative of the 72 Virgin Goats to confirm this news that Jamshed Esi who was the senior IRGC general has been killed by the Israeli strikes. Greg the goat as the representative of the 72 virgin goats can also confirm this development face him. There we go. Obviously he's now going to be meeting his uh virgin goats and uh but we don't know exactly what gender the goats will be. Eshar was the head of the oil headquarters in Iran. He was in charge of the the financial affairs of the armed forces and of course the proxies uh essentially using oil money to fund the the IRGC proxies around the region and around the world. Uh now obviously this has now been cut off because most of the infrastructure of it has already been hit but the the mastermind behind it has also now been killed. Another successful day at work for the Israelis and the Americans.
Um, now there is a couple of things that we're going to go to. Sentcom. Uh, Central Command also released this latest footage uh showing uh the destruction of the IRGC military equipment. This is the statement we have from Sentcom Commander Admiral Cooper. We don't see their navy sailing. We don't see the aircraft flying and their air and missile defense systems have largely been destroyed. So all you have left now is essentially missiles, missile launchers, drones and drone carriers. The IRGC air force effectively destroyed. The IRGC Navy incredibly weakened and uh air defense systems not operating properly. That's why the Israelis and the Americans have full supremacy of the skies over Iran. The only thing you have and obviously the central command has been taken out and the leadership as well. You just have a bunch of terrorists running around the country with their little missiles and drones.
Unfortunately, we also have some uh bad news from Iran today. The political prisoners are not in a good situation right now as you guys know and we've been reporting relatively over the last few weeks there is a problem with food supply to the political prisoners and the safety of them but they are also still continuing in order to basically remove the burden that they see in their prison system. Unfortunately their solution is to continue the execution of political prisoners. This vile vile activity continues even today. Amir Hussein Hatami was only 18 years old. Amir Hussein this morning was executed by the Islamic Republic in Iran. The reason because he protested and asked for freedom and democracy. Amir Hussein is no longer with us. for you. He was only 18 years old.
Now we're going to go to the activities by the IRGC military today, especially against the Israelis. uh they are also continuing the threats against the American companies in the Middle East in the Persian Gulf Arab countries especially in the United Arab Emirates. First, let's go to the latest footage we had from earlier tonight from Petatikva in Israel where one of the RGC missiles did manage to hit. Let's have a look. Apologies. I was supposed to give you a heads up for the siren. If you're watching in Israel or the Middle East, uh, turn down the volume. It's a little bit too late, but here we go. We have uh more footage. that's in Israel.
And uh attacks in Iraq also continue, which is absolutely fascinating considering that the Iraqi militia have now obviously invaded Iran. They've left the the eastern parts of Iraq vacant from their side. So the IRGC are able to just launch whatever they want at air bill, not necessarily just at the Americans, but also at the Kurds. H Let's quickly go to the latest video from Air Bill in Iraq. An oil refinery was once again hit by the IRGC missiles. This is uh again tonight. This is the third time they've hit this oil refinery. It hasn't been fully destroyed, but uh huge damage has been done. Obviously, the uh the air defense and that part is invisible right now. There's not much that you can do uh over there. The Americans obviously are trying to keep the US bases safe. Uh, but that's all you can deal with. H okay.
So, we we are going to go to the latest. The Americans have also released a statement about uh the US citizens in Iraq, especially in Baghdad, that they need to leave. We're going to go back to Iran for the latest videos from the attacks today. But before we do that, we are going to give you a list of the IRGC leaders who have been eliminated today. Someone says, "Maya, thanks for the launch party. No boots on the ground at this time." Uh, that's Oh, that's a joke about the Optimus 2 mission yesterday. that bridge damage was uh will buff out. Yeah, that that wasn't even operational. That's the main point. These comments are funny. Better than the news. Yeah, I mean the live chat usually is absolutely insane on this channel. Greg lives. It's Easter all over again. Yeah, he's he's still alive. He's uh despite although he has supposed to be he was supposed to be basically fully cleaned, but I can assure you there's still some stuff on it. He was attacked by a Persian cat, by a Persian kitty, uh, Saraphina, uh, using a chocolate cake. I'm not really sure how or why she did this. Basically put the cake all over. Greg the goat.
Uh, speaking of Greg the Goat, we're going to now give you guys the list of the eliminations, the latest numbers. We have a nine confirmed killed. Okay, so first things first, there's a whole list. Okay, let's let's begin with the first one. Uh, we got a couple of Muhammads. I think we have a few ali. Yeah, usual names. Muhammad Sadi, the head of the IRGC's engineering headquarters, who was in charge of the missile side construction and tunnel infrastructure has been eliminated. Muhammad is no longer going to be helping the tunnel program. uh which is a shame for him. Yaha ali who was actually by the way Syrian. A lot of the IRGC guys are not even Iranian. They are Arabs. This Syrian was based in G which is a tiny holy city for the Shia to the south of Tehran. And he was a commander has also been eliminated. He's going to get his 72 virgin goats. And we have Hassan Mati IRGC figure who was killed in also Rome alongside his family during the same wave of attacks. We also have Kurdle Ali co that is not an Iranian name. I don't know Kohilli something like this. I don't know what's going on. A lot of these names are Arabic. IRGC commander who was linked to the nuclear site of Barcat complex in Albor in the province of Albor in the in the northern parts of Iran. He's been killed. Reza Oradi who was the IRC commander in the separ al-Assa division. He was also eliminated in Birjand. We also have Ali Montazeri who was the former executive of the Islamic Republic state media or the IRIB but he was also the intelligence ministry uh figure essentially part of the spy network. He has been killed in the northeastern parts of Tehran. H we also have Mosen Najafi who was the head of the IRGC's inspections for the general command the command center. He was killed in the strikes as well finally being confirmed. This he was actually killed a while ago but they had to sort out his DNA and checks and also eventually the IIB confirming his death. also dead. Hassan Muhammadi, a senior adviser to the Supreme National Security Council, also killed, finally officially confirmed after identifying through his DNA. And of course, Ali um Tavasi, which we actually did report initially yesterday, I think, or two days ago, officially confirmed the IRGC's aerospace forces officer who was in in charge of the air defense system in Iran. Unfortunately, he was not too good at the air defense system because none of them are actually working properly and uh all gone. Hugely embarrassing day for the Islamic occupation forces in Iran.
Uh we also have some uh good news from Lebanon or Lnan. We have this guy on the right hand side. They're the same people on the right hand side. This is his uh picture before death. Obviously, he's standing. This is a Hezbollah Hezbollah militant who decided to wear a burial clothing, the white sheet. Uh basically claiming that he is always ready to be a martyr. Look, I'm ready. I'm wearing the white burial thing. So, ready to be buried. So, the Israeli Defense Forces said, "Uh, we accept your request and the help that you need from us uh to be buried, so we're going to help you out." And the Israeli Air Force managed to give him a present, which is his burial. He's also been eliminated. Uh, so he was killed yesterday in southern Lebanon.
Let's go to more attacks from Kaj to the west of Tehran and more reaction. that's the near the bridge. There was also the a couple of strikes in Mashad in the northwestern part northeastern parts of Iran uh which was uh which became a target over the last few days. Uh the first few weeks of the conflict we didn't really see much happening in Mashad which is a major city but we are now seeing uh that also being attacked by both the Israelis and the Americans. Before we get to the US embassy's warning in Iraq, Nathan says IRGC means inspectors of random goat colons. Oh, oh, colon. I read it completely something else. It was colon. That makes more sense. Ouchie. Uh, my I saw a Persian restaurant near Gold is Green. There's millions of them. Uh today it had a lion and sun flag. Yes. Yes. There's there's the Iranians have invaded North London. Let's just say over the last few years. Love to see TV honest as always. God bless you. Thank you so much. Relle, my favorite part of your show is learning which IGC leaders have assumed room temperature. Allan from Florida. But it's also the the only uh segment of the show where it's uh co-hosted where with Greg the goat. Uh Greg only appears when we have confirmation of assassinations or eliminations.
Uh, let's go to the Americans because the US government issued uh this uh security alert huge warning to the US citizens in Baghdad. They have warned that IRGC militants will be launching, this was a few hours ago, probably about 6 hours ago, but they said the RC will be launching more attacks in central Baghdad within the next 24 to 48 hours, urging all US citizens to leave Iraq immediately and avoid the embassy due to drone rockets and mortar threats. So uh obviously if you are in Iraq especially in Baghdad for whatever reason not really sure why you will be be there unless you are working for the CIA then it's probably best for you guys to stop your holidays and leave that failed state.
Now the problem uh with the internet situation in Iran also continues. uh we have now had more than uh I think 800 hours now about 800 hours complete internet blackout we did have a situation around the 19th of March where for a few minutes somehow we had about 10% uh signal in in terms of connectivity uh but then that went down again um but uh unfortunately this is one of the main reasons we are also getting limited number of pictures and videos. But I was speaking to our sources in Tehran as part of the immortal guards. I did have a a phone conversation and I could hear on the phone the the huge amount of uh explosions and strikes happening in the background and that was just within a few minutes of a phone call. It was insane. H so you we're not really getting enough information about the the realities the facts but uh most of it will be coming out after the conflict once there is a internet uh connection again at some point but obviously right now it's difficult to resume it because they have access to the regime still have access to the the infrastructure of that.
Um, we're going to get some reaction. I'm just going to quickly pause because and okay, I'll get back to that shortly. Right. Um, okay, we'll wait for that. Let's quickly go to Mashad. I mentioned Mashad, the uh the second largest city in the northeastern parts of Iran. Uh, the airport. But there was a a fuel depot that was hit right next to the airport in Mashad earlier. >> By the way, quick updates from Bahrain. Uh we've had over the last few weeks huge clashes on the ground between the IRGC militia and the government and security forces in Bahrain. Um, the only two countries that you are currently having ground battles are Bahrain and parts of Iraq and most of it is still in Bahrain because the IRGC have sent the militants and they got a lot of supporters there against the the government and establishment in Bahrain. Things calmed down relatively over the last day or two, but there have been more drones that were launched earlier on. The only focus right now when it comes to the Arab nations is the American companies primarily based in the UAE and also some of the others in the in in the Persian Gulf. But the UAE obviously hosts a lot of their multinational companies including Microsoft and Google and all the others. Uh the IRGC have been launching more drones. uh but unsuccessfully. So, so far everything's good. They're just wasting their drones and missiles, but obviously over the next few days, we do expect them to escalate it further.
Let's go to air bill again in Iraq. Uh, this is a crazy footage that we received thanks to Visigrad, a an F-15 fighter from the US Air Force fighting against an IRGC suicide drone literally chasing it, pursuing it in the air. You see the plane, the fighter jet, and the drone now behind it. Close. Are you >> can see this bit again? >> You can see him like look at the drone. Yeah. Then he was just behind it. So this was uh in uh the eastern parts of uh Iraq.
Now, the so-called speaker of parliament in Iran, Gollibuff, who has not been seen in public in over a week, I'm pretty sure probably two weeks now, but he keeps posting statements and tweets on social media. We haven't seen his face. We've seen many others on the Islamic Republic state media including government ministers, but the top leadership of the regime right now, I mean the these are the new top people basically because the actual top people have already been killed. So these are the people who are the they were kind of mid-ranking and now they are more important. One of them is Gollibuff and uh he keeps posting on social media and releasing random statements and his account on eggs is actually not being operated in Iran. It's being operated from the United States and uh which makes you wonder who is actually posting these nonsensical social media posts. Galibuff said this is literally how he speaks apparently, but he doesn't. For those of you who know this guy who's a vanilla uh this vicious monster, he's his his behavior is not really alpha and uh he you know he speaks like a boring idiot. But apparently when he when he is writing posts he's very alpha these days because it's not him. So he says apparently listen up. Back when I was 18 years old I grabbed my rifle and ran straight into the fight to defend the soil of my beloved Iran. the only home I ever knew. My own brother, Hassan, of course, he laid it all on the line in that same fight for our country. He never came home. To this day, I still ache to wrap my arms around him one more time. That kind of pain never leaves the man. And he wasn't the only one. I lost brothers who weren't blood, but were family just the same. and they're saying right now in less than a week a powerful national campaign is sweeping across the country that's brought forward around 7 million Iranians who have already stepped up and declared that they are ready to pack up arms and stand in defense of our nation. According to Kalibaf, 7 million Iranians have declared that they are ready to take up arms to fight against the Americans.
Now, there are a couple of problems here. I'm going to be very objective. Number one, don't forget about four 5% of the population are proirg. That's about 4 million people. He says 7 million people. Now, let's say he's not lying. Okay? F firstly he is lying because even right now the IRGC are supposed to be having hundreds of thousands of members right that's their membership and they're nowhere to be seen some of them have been killed only a few thousand have been killed the rest of them are alive but they're nowhere to be seen because they're hiding but apparently 7 million are now joining now let's say he's telling the truth let's say 7 million Iranians have picked up the phone and said, "Hello, uh, Daddy Gollibuff, we want to join. Can we get some guns, please?" You do realize if Gollibuff or anybody in the regime gets that phone call or email or facts, they're not going to say, "Yeah, sure. Here's some guns." If 7 million Iranians are getting in touch with your government, asking for guns, do you really think they're going to use those guns to defend you, to fight on your side? Have you not thought that through? Don't give them guns. I'm trying to help you here. Don't be Obviously, it's not true. It's It's just talking nonsense. They don't even have their existing few hundred,000. Uh, but uh, yeah, 7 million 7 million Iranians. Anyway, he says, "Let me tell you something straight from the gut." He never speaks like this, by the way. Iranians don't just talk about defending their country. We bleed for it. Okay, we've done it before and we're ready to do it again. We come, you come for our home, you're going to meet the whole family. Yeah, they they already did. Within the first 30 seconds, the whole of the leadership of the Islamic regime were wiped out. You absolute idiots. They did meet the family. They killed the whole family. They were in one room like idiots. Why would you have a meeting in one room? Just use Skype or Zoom. Some sort of FaceTime. It's your own fault for being stupid. Uh, and then he says, "Bring it on." Okay, that's nice. He sounds lovely.
Uh, having said that, we also have another crazy rant. This is We're going to go to the current major general of the IRGC. Uh, this is the fascinating part about uh uh the so-called minister of the defense ministry, right? He says, "If the enemy launches a ground operation, not a single one of them should make it out alive." I'm going to show you the video of his rant. He literally says, "If you invade us, you should not survive." Darling, that's literally the point of war. When you see the enemy, you're supposed to be killing them. You don't need to send a message beforehand saying, "If the enemy comes, we should hit them." Yeah, that's literally your job and it's their job to hit you. H let's go to Hatami. Hatami and uh obviously he's in a room with a couple of his of his minions. The rest of them are doing a video call because that's how you do it. Video call in the middle of war, idiots. Anyway, hang on. Hang on. Let's go back. Facteing. Millions of people are on the streets today talking about the Iranians. Millions. Millions. >> Carrying the flags. And we've shown you the evidence quite regularly since the beginning of the war. Don't take my word for it. The evidence is still recorded on this channel. You've seen the crowds, right? You've seen the people who come out with the flags, the Islamic Republic flags in their 20s and 30s. as in I'm I'm not talking about age. I'm talking about literally the number of crowd, the number of people in the crowd. And then obviously then you have inside the the group of 20 or 30 people, half of them have guns and they come out and they start shooting at buildings, anybody who's chanting against them, right? But apparently millions millions of uh people in Iran are carrying the Islamic Republic flags. Let's go to him. Wait, hang on, hang on. >> Oh, whoa, whoa. He He got a little bit erotic at the end, right? Couple of issues. Um, the room. The room. Hang on. I I had to pause again. Um, I I broke the whole thing. Hang. It's worth it. It's worth it. stay here because uh the whole thing fell apart apparently. Uh the room that you just saw, the the so-called meeting room is not an actual room. It's a temporary place. Let's go back. Um, watch this. Hang on. He wants to kiss everyone. Can I just double check? There are a couple of them literally taking notes. He's just ranting and they're taking notes. Why is it Why are they taking notes? Anyway, now it's on mute. That's not me. That's actually on mute because there's no more sound. He's He's This is not what he's saying. And there's a reason because they put the cameras there. The Islamic Republic state media. This is the moment they're filming. And it happens in every country, every government. This is the moment that this is not part of the actual meeting because the meeting will be in secret, in private. This is for the cameras, right? So what you do, it's the same with the cabinet meetings for example. They say things that they can say publicly. So he's just giving a rhetoric. He's just doing a speech. It's it's not really about mission strategy or tactics. Why are the idiots taking notes? What is that guy writing? Is he actually writing anything? You don't need to write that down. That's just a speech, you idiot. He's just saying, "We will fight the enemy. We will fight them on the beaches." Um, although they don't because they don't fight them on the beaches or on the landing ground. They fight them in underground tunnels and bunkers because they are cowards. Uh, why is he taking notes? That is my third question. Like I it's just a waste of time. What is he doodling? Is he just like trying to uh write down his his to-do list? Number one, run through the Turkish border. Number two, seek asylum. Number three. This is not going too well, guys. You're embarrassing everybody. Uh, okay.
So, there is there are a few things to discuss. I'm going to double check the situation in the brilliant city of Tel Aiv and then we will also go to the chaotic city of Beirut and uh then we will get more reaction from you guys there. Let me just check. Right, we have Tel Aviv now. Right, this is our live feed from the city. No sirens. Everything's fine for now. That's good. Uh, we'll keep an eye on this. And, uh, got a few people here. Greg the goat survived his terrorist attack by one of 2C's hench cats and is on his way to Iran before the 6th of April deadline. Greg the goat will not go to Iran. He doesn't need to go to Iran. He kind of looks like uh the former Supreme Leader Harmony. It's it's the beard, I think. And he does look like Harmony a little bit. Is your name Ali? Oh, it says yes. Okay. I didn't know that. It's not Greg, apparently. Uh, but uh, let's have a look. Shut up, Greg. I'm I'm becoming skits, though. Shut up, Greg. It's not about you. Uh, heads are flying, tails are wiggling, wiggle, wiggle. Uh, do you think Trump will ever give the islands back? If he takes them, even if the government Do you think Trump is going to keep couple of random islands for no reason? That's just not really a good strategy for President Trump. No, of course he's g firstly, we still don't know if they're going to take the islands, right? Let's just say hypothetically he will just seize the K island. Of course, he's going to give it back. Once uh the regime becomes normal and democratic when the crown prince returns, then uh then there's going to be a new friendship between Iran and the United States. And of course, the future leader of a free and democratic Iran who is who will be obviously uh cooperating with the Americans is going to pick up the phone saying, "President Trump, we are here now. Let's work together." And obviously the Americans will have direct access to the economic hub in Iran just like uh the Israelis and the Arab nations probably except for Qatar. Not a good idea. They need to be punished for a while. Maybe about 50 50 years. That's a good amount of punishment for Qataris for choosing the Islamic Republic. Uh, the rest of them are fine. If I were in charge, that's how I'll decide. Uh, UAE, you're fine. Front of the line with Israel and the Americans. Europeans, you're going to have to wait for another 100 years to have a relationship. Uh, all the left wingers, uh, leftwing watchers. What? Miss Greg's bowls painted in rainbow colors. God bless you and your family. Happy Easter from Deutsland. Uh, technically it's still Thursday, but yeah, it counts, I guess. Happy Easter. Uh, I have had enough of the so-called AC academics, I guess, right? uh here going nuts about being anti-war or the anti-war nutters are nutters. How about you conduct a seminar to educate the so-called you really you think their brains will have the intellectual capacity to actually be open enough to understand reality of life. It's not going to work. They they are so close-minded that they're never going to change their mind on anything. A big one from Pat Brooks. Thank you so much saying thank you Tusci uh for your amazing coverage. Love your channel. I appreciate that. And Sandy says writer for just the news or gateway pundit supposedly write what has a problem with Resa Palvi. When Raza Pal requests something from the Americans, help me tell Bill or Ben where to stuff it. Uh, you say uh Bill or Ben, you are [ __ ] and then that's it. You can't debate with idiots. Stop trying to debate with idiots. Big one again from Cat, I'm guessing. Thank you so much. Same. Peskan statements continue to diverge from the IRGC actions and other statements. Oh, I'm going to talk about this. Even the foreign minister's statements on Arab nations conflict the conflicts but continue the attacks on them. Does Peshkan and the cabinet hold any power or cardboard by itself? Okay. So, this is a very very good comment and good question. Peshan is technically the president of the Islamic Republic. Now, Dr. Peshkan, nobody cares about him, unfortunately for him. The IRGC don't take him seriously. They've told him to sit in the corner. Shut up. You don't matter. We're in charge. Now, even when was alive, Peshan was still not in charge. The president in Iran under the current regime is not a real job. You're just basically in charge of fixing potholes on the streets and coming up with tax rates. That's it. The supreme leader makes made the decisions. Now you don't really have a supreme leader anymore because the clerics have been pushed aside. Now you just got a bunch of IRGC military terrorists in charge of the country. Right. Peshdan not respected by the current regime. Pzeshan not taken seriously by the people in Iran. Pzeshan is not invited to go to the meetings or receive briefings about the strategy by the regime right now against the Americans and the Israelis. Pzeshan is taken is not taken seriously enough even by the Americans or the Israelis to even assassinate him. Nobody cares about him. If he goes literally naked stand in the middle of the street in Tehran, the Israeli fighters and the Americans will look at him be like anyway just fly away. Nobody cares about him. So what he keeps doing is he keeps releasing statements on his own, right? And he literally says the exact opposite of what is happening. This is a whole new level of Joe Biden. This is like crazy level. He basically said three days after the war started when the IRGC were hammering the Arabs, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait, Saudi, everywhere, even Qatar. Pez said, "We just had a meeting with our cabinet and we've decided we will no longer target our Arab neighbors." 10 minutes later, more drones and more missiles. And then he came out again. Every single day he says something stupid and the exact opposite. It seems it it literally is like the IRGC are waiting for him to say something. They're like, "Okay, so did he say that uh Greg the Goat is white. We're going to say he's black." Literally the opposite. They're literally waiting for him to say something and they're going they're going to do the opposite. Uh, which is funny. But uh, but nobody cares about him. So he can do whatever he wants. Let him say things. The guy needs a hobby. He's not even invited to the meetings. He doesn't even know who's running the country. He doesn't even know what the next move is going to be. H he's actually ironically being held hostage by his own IRGC friends. Ah karma Christian Aussie here. I love Trump putting USA first. Not like activist Albanese putting Australia last. We all benefited from USA. So let's all help. God bless America. Congrats on your new job. The announcement on Goldie's X is getting some attention. Has that gone viral? I am not going to show that here. Should I show it here? That was the meanest thing I've seen in the history of mean things. This was uh yesterday on uh April's Fool's Day and uh Goldie even though we had ceasefire because she demanded well she she begged she begged for surrender. For those who don't know this is Goldie Gamari of course who's also covering uh uh she's been covering the everything that's happening in Iran since the end of December. Obviously, she she's been covering it before, but literally every day for hours and hours like a nutter. She does take a break every now and then. But this is what she did after because she started the prank wars. She pranked us and the channel. So, we had to hit back. We retaliated. We targeted Goldie Gomari's infrastructure and uh we pranked her back to the stone age. She then said, "Please, please surrender." And uh after the regime change at Goldie's channel yesterday, she decided to prank me again by releasing this uh video. This is apparently me speaking Persian but with English subtitles. Sounds Foreign foreign speech. Foreign foreign speech. Fore speech. for That's great. my hair. Why did I say something in Arabic at the end? Somebody said in the live chat, um, somebody's worried about me and uh, Goldie. Judy Moore says, "You and Goldie should stop pranking each other. After a while, it can get ugly. Be friends." kind of reminds my dad when I was a kid when I was uh just joking around with my friends. He had this weird thing saying he was always worried that too much laughter is going to lead to crying and like don't joke around too much. It's going to lead to bad things. There might be a fight at the end. Um, unfortunately for my dad, I am I've always been a contrarian and I always have a problem with authority. if you tell me what not to do, I'm going to do the exact same thing. So that's why we continue to joke around. So yeah, it's up to you guys in the live chat. The 2CTV army, should we retaliate or should we respect Gold's request for ceasefire again? I will let you guys decide. Okay. Uh, we still have the live feed from Tel Aviv. And, uh, John says from Canada, "If President Trump wants to live his life out in peace after all of this, he has no choice but to finish this and finish it completely." And the Mark Anthony 5 says, "Why can't the US parachute arms in for the people? because people are currently staying at home and if you drop guns on the streets the IRS will pick them up. So it's a bit bit of a problem right now. You can only smuggle them in and there will be limited number of weapons. So it's tricky. Sad day for the family of the young musician. Yes, fortunately there there are many others. This is just the one that we got the information publicly but every single day it happens. Looking most handsome to see all Persians are sitting on a carrot. Who's sitting on the current? What? They've only got a few clowns left. Top clowns. Oh, yeah. The guy who was taking notes in the meeting. Apparently, he was writing his will, says Eric. Probably. Putin soon to announce new asylum for the IRGC. He is full. And also the Afghanistan. They're going to be too full. There's a good lad. Kiss the goat. Kiss the goat. Kissing the goat. Why aren't the US and IDF striking Ghand on the ground bases? Uh, they've been the US hit them a couple of times, a few times actually. Uh, they have hit Kesh and the idiots in the meeting are not taking notes but they are writing their resignations as if they can resign. It's like the mafia. You can't resign from the mafia. Those generals were doing crossword puzzles during that speech. Uh, what is a sixletter word that describes our military strategic outlook? Starts with F. Good. John says, "You need to do 24-hour live. My wife Diane is glued to you. Please say hi to her." Well, hello Diane. Don't forget, don't neglect your husband. Also, why is your husband advocating you for you to watch me 24 hours? That's slightly concerning. But uh focus on the marriage. Uh, yeah, 24 hours I'll be dead. I'm not Goldie and Armen. I don't know how they do it. Are you sure Greg isn't really Greta? Are you Greta? No, he's not. He's not Greta. He does not selfidentify as a communist. Uh, he was sketching a noose and finish his will. We got another big one here saying, "Thank you so much from the US." Uh-oh. Goldie, the alpha wolf will have to make something special for Maya to pay Goldie back. Bad things are about to happen. Bad things. What is happening in Iran is not a war. It is a look into USIsrael military exercise. It's It's just a warm-up, guys. Goldie is in the house saying, "OMG." For some reason, I uh read it more like in a Californian voice. OMG. That is not how Goldie speaks. Although, if I were to do an AI version of Goldie, I might make her sound Californian just to be slightly more annoying.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching. We're going to keep you guys posted as usual on 2CTV, your global news channel. I'm Maya Tusci. This is Greg the Goat. And we are the media.