Resident Evil 7 (FULL GAME)

All right, let's ride. I'm very excited for Resident Evil 7. It has been a long time since I've played it. This will be nice.

>> Hey, baby. I just wanted to send a quick hello. And I love you.

>> It's a little quiet.

>> Good news.

>> Got to turn it up.

>> I'm going to be coming home soon. Yay. I cannot wait to be done with this babysitting job and come home to my loving husband and I miss you.

>> A.

>> I got to get back to work. I love you, Ethan. I miss you so much. I'm sending tons of kisses.

>> Bye, baby.

>> Thank you. Kisses received. Ethan, you were right. I did lie to you. I shouldn't have. All I can say is that if you get this, stay away.

Man, this I remember really liking this game. I'm so excited.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, it's uh it's Ethan.

>> Oh, hey. You all right? You just disappeared the other night.

>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm I'm good. I'm good. It's Mia. She's not dead. She's alive. She She's back.

>> They found her. How? What happened?

>> I don't know. Look, I don't know how.

>> Yeah, he'll be doing DLC as well.

>> She's back somehow.

>> And I've not heard of that game, Jackson.

>> I don't know what run is.

>> Wants me to come and get her.

>> Where is she?

>> Dolphie. Dolvie, Louisiana.

>> Dude, it's been 3 years.

>> I know. I know. But what if it is her? I have to find out what happened.

What a beautiful scenic drive. You love to see it. Nice membership, Curtis. Nothing bad ever happens out in God's country like this. This is the place. Still a really good looking game. When did this come out? 2017, right? Yeah, 2017. Nice.

I have not seen it yet, Marlin. Home sweet home. Colors are hella washed out. Do you have HDR on? Uh, not on purpose, but it might be on by default. Let me see. Did I miss it? HDR is on. There we go. That's better.

I've not seen that. Cody Sewer Gators episode 17. join us. Would love to. I love the sewer gators. Accept her gift. Don't mind if I do. I'm sure it's a lovely gift, Jack. Good to see you, bud. Oh yeah, wait. I forgot to turn it up. Hold on. Let me turn it up just a little bit. There you go. Yeah, agreed. Shadow, thanks for your subscribed for POE 2 tomorrow. And of course, I'll play Ghost of Vote when it comes out. And they really gave that thing the work. Beautiful piece.

No, it can't be. Where was the email? That's it. Just I'm ready to be picked up now. Oh yeah, I'll come back for you.

I remember I made a video on this game when it first came out and I ended up spending like 20 minutes just walking around this house looking at everything. It's like a really interesting abode. They did a great job with this game, man. Don't have the key yet. Exit tier one space. Wonderful. Some delicious cuisine in there, no doubt. I don't remember them microwaving a crow. That's pretty cool though. So much you can interact with. I think I go to the TV first, don't I? Pretty sure I do. It's been a while, but I think I do. Oh, no. I don't have the tape yet. Nice pictures of all my friends. There's a five gift sub Stephanie and Omni in the tier one. Darius play Midnight Sonata. No, it's ruined. Or not Midnight. That Moonlight Sonata. Jesus. Midnight. Derelch house footage. Yeah, I have a lot of saves. I remember a long time ago I tried to speedrun this. I didn't really give it like the most spirited of attempts, but this has a very active speedrunning community and I used to think it was cool, but I never really got super deep into learning it. But I tried for a little bit.

Where did you find this guy?

>> Give me a break, Pete. Hey, I only work with professionals. Speaking of which, make sure the sound is right this time. I don't want a repeat of Amarillo.

>> That was two [ __ ] years ago.

>> I don't do ADR. this new guy. I'm not feeling it.

>> What? I'm doing great.

>> Don't be surprised if we have to make a change.

>> New plan. We do a walk through of the inside first, then we shoot the intro,

>> just like we always do. Just try to say the show's name this time. Okay,

>> no problem. Tonight on Sewer Gator, another worthless [ __ ] [ __ ] hole. Happy.

>> I love Sewer Gator.

>> Show some enthusiasm. It's a great program. Are we rolling?

>> Lockpick on the floor behind you. Was there? Wait, did I miss it?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, I thought there was something shining there. You sure? I don't remember there being a lockpick here. after you.

>> So, why are we in hell this time?

>> Oh, it's back at spawn.

>> What's the prep, shitty house?

>> God damn it. I'm going to grab it. Fine.

>> There. Sorry, Andre. Abandoned farmhouse, missing family, foul play suspected. The usual.

>> How long did you say this place has been abandoned?

>> Like 10 days.

>> Clancy, get a shot of this. This make a great cutaway. So, uh, Hillbilly Joe and his family go missing.

>> Not hillbillies, the Bakers. Jack and Margarite Baker. They were quiet, not backward. A lot of bad rumors about their son, Lucas. Bad seat, apparently. Ah [ __ ] I know I should have wore my good shoes. Oh [ __ ] Glad I had my shots. Although, this make a great backdrop. Andre, what do you think? Andre,

>> I'll speak for him. Yes. Great backdrop.

>> Andre Clancy, you see where Andre went?

>> Yeah. What? Of course I did. He went to go play the Atari in the living room.

>> Unfucking believable. This is the last time I work with that guy. I mean, producers, they come and go, but a a good cameraman like you, Clancy, you stick with me. What the [ __ ] was that?

>> Did you hear that,

>> dude? It's just Andre playing around with some pipes. Brother, what are you freaking out about? This is sewer gators, baby. You're supposed to be [ __ ] fearless.

>> Where the [ __ ] is he? Audrey, where are you, man? What the hell? Pretty good detective skills, actually.

>> You got to be [ __ ] kidding me.

>> All right, new deal. We find Andre and we go. I mean, [ __ ] this show.

>> Let's just leave without him. If he wants to hang out here, let him hang out here. That's his call to make, man. Not his dad. You first. Need a nice hero shot of me coming down the ladder. So, uh, you first.

>> No, it makes sense. Thanks for some guacamole.

>> What do you see? What is it? Uh,

>> it's just Andre. He's waiting for us. He said to come on down.

I remember this shot right here was in so many YouTube thumbnails.

>> That was big for the thumbnail game. Thanks, TJ. Jesus. Let me go to the drawer now since I unlocked it. Thanks, Mqua. Antique coin. Whoopee.

I'm definitely not playing it in VR. I don't have VR here and VR makes me sick. I guess I can turn the lights off though. It's just it's going to hurt my eyes when we get to the next section. Only really the first half here is like really dark. Well, that's not true. I guess it's fine. Damn it. Here it comes. Jack with his whole [ __ ] out. Classic Jack. A lot of bubbling. What could that be? Who is this guy? That couldn't be Andre, could it? No. No. That could be anyone. Beautiful art. Someone's knocking [ __ ] over. Very clumsy. Use needles. Some [ __ ] Mia, they got her sedated. Ben dead. Harold turned. Arthur turned. Tamara turned. Craig. Look. Yep. Oh, Clancy L. He's neither dead nor turned. He's just a loser. Nice.

Mia,

>> thank God I found you. It's me. It's Ethan.

>> Ethan?

>> Ethan?

>> Are you all right?

>> You shouldn't be here.

>> What do you mean? You contacted me.

>> No. No, I wouldn't.

>> Did I? Did anyone see you? Did he see you? Hey,

>> who else is here? What the hell's going on?

>> Daddy's coming. We need to go.

>> Daddy,

>> we need to go now.

>> That's what I want to hear after 3 years. Daddy's coming. Huh?

>> Where are you taking me?

>> Someplace safe.

>> Are you going to tell me what's going on?

>> Baby, you've been gone 3 years. 3 years. Has it really been 3 years? Membership read.

>> What? What is this place? What they do to you?

>> Not now. We need to get out of here first. I think it's this way. Oh jeez. Chunk of dog [ __ ] Jackpot. Mia, we have to talk. That message you sent me.

>> Not me. That wasn't me.

>> But you did.

>> I didn't.

>> Okay, fine. Just tell me what's going on.

>> I'm telling you everything that I know.

>> You haven't told me [ __ ]

>> We have to go this way.

>> You have told me like pretty much nothing actually other than daddy's coming, which is making me mad actually.

>> Are you sure you know where you're going?

>> The family used to bring me food through here. I remember.

>> There. It's there.

>> All right. Out of the way, please. I'll kick the door down.

>> This is it. Uh, unnecessary. I see.

>> I remember this room. There's another door here. I'm sure of it. It's not here. It's gone. It's gone. We're going to be a family now that you're here. There's another door here. I'm sure of it.

>> That's horrible. I'm sorry to hear that, artist. I'm wishing you the best.

>> It's awful.

>> We got to get out of here.

>> Just stay here. All right. I'm going to have a look around. Good news. I found a doll of you. Or it could be anyone really.

>> No. Leave me alone.

>> [ __ ] I'm coming. Hold on. Wait. I'm reading. E001. Oh, Mima. Ethan doesn't even make like a concerned noise or anything. No. Like, Mia, what's what's going on? Set her down, you you scoundrel. 911. No dial tone. We're cooked. Wait, is there anything else in here? Thought so. Quit the knocking. I'm coming. Jesus, calm down. I feel like I missed something. I thought I remember there being more. The knocking has stopped. Mia, good to see you. Quit goofing around. Well, that was highly unnecessary. I came all this way out here just to get my ass beat. [Applause]

>> No, that hurts. [Music] Wait.

>> Ow. Damn it, Mia.

>> All right. Have you calmed down now?

>> I can hear her. I can feel her clawing her way back inside of me. Get out. Leave me alone.

>> I've been back. I deserve this. The [ __ ] are you, Mia?

>> Man, he is handling the I don't remember being so emotionless. He's just been stabbed multiple times. watched his wife, we drove all the way out here after three years of thinking she was dead, just attack us and then bang her head on the wall till she's blasted herself into the shadow realm. And he's just like, "Geez, man. What's going on? What are you, Mia?" I really don't remember him being so hollow.

>> Ouch. Don't make me do this, Mia. Don't make me do this.

>> Here.

>> Fine. I'll do it. I'll do it. Oh god. Why are you making me do this?

>> Do I have to take you down? I don't remember. I thought I just disoriented you till you Oh. Ow. So I can leave.

>> Ow. God damn it. Okay, mission accomplished. Did everything I set out to do. Go home now.

>> You really shouldn't have come here.

>> Who's this? What the [ __ ] is going on? My name's Zoe. There should be a way out through the attic.

>> Attic?

>> Go there now.

>> Thanks, Zoe. Did you know my wife Mia? Oh, she's gone. Nice fuse acquired. Mia, hey, sorry about that whole like domestic violence thing. You know, you did start it. I just finished it. Thanks, Reese. Stark Ethan,

>> it's okay. It's okay. It's me. I know you didn't mean to hurt me.

>> You shouldn't have done that.

>> It [ __ ] hurts. I appreciate it, Cindy. It was fun.

>> Let's see how you feel.

>> Yeah, maybe crew VR would be fun at some point.

>> My hand. Ouch.

>> Contain outbreak. I promise. Must burn it all down.

>> Damn. I need a bandage. I need a band-aid. I think it's this one first. Oh, perfect. And a gun. Fine. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, no. We're good. More ammo. Jackpot. Ah, those boxes back there were breakable. Hold on. Let me grab that [ __ ] Thanks. Membership deal. Well, ended up being a waste of time. I'm bleeding out and I'm swinging at empty boxes. Jesus, everything's empty. Is there nothing in boxes in this game? Hi, Mia. Ow, she [ __ ] kicked me in the head.

>> Wait, why didn't it Oh, brought out the wrong thing. I'm trying to save some ammo. Man, can I block the chainsaw? I don't remember. I'm going to try in a sec. Jesus Christ. They're relying me. Everyone is relying on me ever. [Music]

>> Love you too, Mia. I'm going to leave now. I think I've had my fun in this house.

>> Wait, is it back there? Oh, no. I'm right.

>> Family song.

>> Iconic line. Thanks, Hux.

>> Come on. Don't you die on us now. You have work to do.

>> Ah, perfect. Good as new. Where? Where am I? What the hell?

>> I love this scene. Well, this set of scenes.

>> supper. Who? Who are all you people? Where's Mia?

>> Edith, it's good.

>> No, this old [ __ ] was no good if it hit him.

>> Ow.

>> Not to hit. He got to have his supper.

>> Agreed.

>> Come here, boy. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He's not eating it, Jack. He's not eating it.

>> Get the hell off my for him.

>> Get the hell out of here.

>> You're a son of a [ __ ] Oh, I can't believe it. You son of a [ __ ] He's not eating it. He's not eating it.

>> This was supposed to be a very special feast. Come on, boy. [Music] Oh, he's upgrading my mouth, giving it more room.

>> God damn it. I bet it's that cop again.

>> God damn pigs. I'm coming back for you. Sounds good, Jack. I'll just I'll just hang out with with grandma. Hey, Grandma. I got to take a [ __ ] Do you mind holding the fort down for a minute? Hey, thanks so much. I think something actually happens if you sit here and do nothing for a long enough period of time. I really have to take a fat [ __ ] poopy. So, we're going to see what happens. I'll be right back. All right, we're free. Oh, Margarite really did whip up a feast fit for a king. It is a shame that Ethan is so disrespectful. Excellent boot. Don't I don't remember that being part of anything that I need. I could be wrong though, I suppose. Oh [ __ ] Jack's already roaming around. Grandma's done teleported out of here. It's chaos. Say you wonder what could have happened to them. Uh oh. I remember I got to put something on that. Oh [ __ ] I made too much noise. Is there nothing here? The [ __ ] is a point? Oh god. Slip out before.

>> You dirty bastard.

>> I'm on to you.

>> I don't go to the garage yet, do I? No, I need the uh box cutter first. Ow. Or not the Is it the box cutter? I can't remember. I think it's the box cutter.

>> Don't go anywhere.

>> Damn it, Jack.

>> You wasting your time. Son of

>> a [ __ ] Wait. Oh, he just teleported through the door. You're a cheater. You're alone and now you're going to die that way. What a dirty son of a [ __ ] The thing I need is that way, I'm pretty sure. because I need to put something on the clock. Or maybe it's not. Wait, maybe it's not. Maybe it's in here. Don't remember what put what gets put there, though. I'm almost positive it's past Jack.

>> Hey, Jack. slip out before dinner was done.

>> Don't be scared.

>> Nice.

>> How about going replace this? I

>> It wasn't that impressive of a table, Jack. I'll be honest with you, man. You could easily replace that.

>> You wasted your time. There we go.

>> Oh, the bobblehead. Ah, [ __ ] I'm about to eat one. You're part of the family now.

>> Go, go, go.

>> Miss me? All right. Have fun in there, boy. I'm come back for you later.

>> Sounds good, Jack. Thank you. I'll have a great time. Appreciate it. He's such a good guy. Forgot to grab the herb out of the trash can. Let's just overwrite this. That's from like 2017. Oh, okay. Uh, I don't need this yet, do I? No, I don't need to combine that for anything. And this is all good. That works. Blend on replaying Hollow Night before Silkong. Uh, I don't know. I don't know if I have time. We'll see because I still got Metal Gear Delta and I also have Lost Solicide. Where's the phone at? Where's the other way? I only have one earbud in and this is a difficult task. Ring again. [ __ ] It's It's close. Oh, thanks for the anonymous seven gift subs. Everything sounds like it's coming up from my right. Oh, it is in here. Oh, here it is. It was next to the map.

>> You did good, Ethan.

>> Zoe, right? What the [ __ ] are you?

>> Shut up and listen. If you want to stay alive, you got to get out of that house. There might be a way out through the main hall.

>> All right.

>> Oh, and that thing on your wrist is a codeex. Don't lose it. It's important.

>> Okay. Hell, let me just overwrite this as well. A girl.

>> Hell of a girl is right, Ethan. Women, right? As Leon would say. Okay. Such lovely photos. Uh, come back for the bobblehead. What do you get in this game for destroying the bobbleheads? Still don't have that. I've got the lock pick now. I don't remember anything locked though.

>> Hey, over here. Open up.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. You got to help me.

>> Hold on. Back up.

>> Now, sir, do you live here? I mean, is this your property?

>> What? Me? No. No.

>> All right. Now, we got several calls about some missing persons lately.

>> You don't understand. I got to get out of here. Calm down.

>> You're not listening to me. There are crazy people in this house trying to [ __ ] kill me.

>> Well, all right. Let me tell you this. You don't exactly seem like you playing with a full deck yourself.

>> I don't know why you would immediately be accusing me of [ __ ]

>> I said I've had several missing persons call. And I can't rule out that an outsider like yourself may not be involved.

>> Right. I'll tell you whatever you want.

>> Seems subjective.

>> That's more like it. Now, meet me in the garage. We'll talk there. Hey, wait. You got to give me your gun.

>> You must have lost your mind.

>> Look, officer.

>> Deputy,

>> right? Deputy. You want to see my name in the obituaries, but you want to be a hero and save my life?

>> Nice. That was inspirational. Ethan,

>> a [ __ ] pocketk knife.

>> Here, take it. That's all you going to get. Now go garage now.

>> Thanks, man.

>> What am I going to do with a knife?

>> Well, we're going to cut open the tape there. Is this guy in chat right? That gun that you have, you wouldn't have access to on the first playthrough. Kill stuff in like one shot. Is that right? I thought I remember you getting a gun in the first playthrough, but I have played through this a couple of times. Yeah, it's a DLC gun. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm still playing those games. I'll check that one out. I haven't heard of that zombie game. Hey, we got to get the [ __ ] out of here now.

>> First, you need to tell me what you're doing out here alone in the middle of the night.

>> Not alone.

>> What about you? Now,

>> it's my job. Won't you do your job and tell me? Answer my questions.

>> You're not going to believe me if I told you.

>> Try me.

>> Hey, put that door back. Put that door back up.

>> No. Ah, so this is the gun you get.

>> Does the Albert really kill in one shot? I don't believe that. Let me see. Hey, Jack. Hold on. Hold this for me. Doesn't kill in one shot, but that did do a lot of damage.

>> Oh, Jack. One more. One more for the home team since we're a family now and all. [Music] Oh, time to go.

>> You go.

>> No. Ow. I don't know why I just did that.

>> Yeah, sorry. That was stupid, Jack. I don't know why I did that to be honest with you.

>> I like what's on the inside. You're a dead man.

>> Here we go. Oh, I got him [ __ ] up, too. I'll actually have time to just rip this.

>> You You think you can hurt me?

>> Take this [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot. Some more. Get up. Get up. I dare you. Uh-oh. Jack, I apologize. [Applause]

>> [ __ ] Let's finish this. You and I.

>> Oh yeah. I'm going to take you for a ride.

>> No. No.

>> That is so [ __ ] cool.

>> That was a good ride, Jack. I'll always remember you. Oh jeez. Oh my goodness. He's still alive. I can't believe it. Jack is so [ __ ] cool.

>> Oh boy. Now look what you done, [ __ ] This isn't the end.

>> Ow. Ow.

>> Hey, Jack.

>> Do I have your attention, boy? You're about to see someone. [ __ ]

>> He went so stiff. Not exactly like the coolest death when making his point. Like a goat fainting. Yeah. Why did he do that? Oh, if you don't know anything about this game, you'll find out. It's a gift. You wouldn't understand. A familial gift. What do I have on me right now? Let me store a couple things. No point in having both handguns at the moment. Well, I want to see if it's actually a one shot and then once I determine that, then I'll probably end up putting it back. Oh, wait. Let me blow up this bobble head. Wait. Open that [ __ ] up again. I need the statue there. Nice. Very impressive art, Jack. Uh, there's a trap with this shotgun, isn't there? Pretty sure the door closes on me. So, I need to put something else in its hands, which is a classic Resident Evil thing. Hey, Grandma. Let me get that phone. [Music] Wait, was it upstairs? It must have been Is it in this room? I doubt I can lockpick it. Oh, it was downstairs. Was it? Sounded far away when I was here. There it is. Zoe,

>> did my daddy give you a hard time?

>> That's your father?

>> He used to be.

>> I'm sorry, but he he he's a he he's dead now.

>> You just might be able to pull this off.

>> What? Pull what off?

>> There's something.

>> Alysa Ashcrooft reference. That's her last report before she dies in Resident Evil 9.

>> The keys to do it, but find a way out of the house.

>> Okay. I didn't even notice. I forgot that was her name. She wrote this one. Oh yeah, that name didn't even register with me as the important one. A lot of antique coins. Big shotgun shells. Is Jack hunting again already? Mia, that's the name of my wife. I love my wife. My wife is so good. Ethan, if you find this, I know I can't expect anything from you. Not after what happened, after what I did. But I just want you to know that wasn't me. I don't I don't know what happened. There's so much that you need to know.

>> There you are. You gave us quite a scare, young lady.

>> I can't let her catch me again.

>> Make sure to vlog everything. This section of the game I remember quite well. And I remember being a big [ __ ] headache with all the bees and [ __ ]

>> over here. I am sick and tired. Sick and tired of your

>> Damn it. Margarit's here.

>> No. Get back to your room right now. Okay. Where do you hide here?

>> I am sick in time. I need to hide. I need to hide.

>> This probably isn't the best place to hide. done to deserve this except open my home and feed you.

>> Oh jeez.

>> I don't understand you.

>> No. Only place

>> that worked. Okay. I thought she was going to turn the corner no matter what. This house has seen more than you can Uhoh.

>> I can't believe she didn't see me there.

>> I know you know your plot. I know you were.

>> Think I don't know what you want to do with that boy. Ethan,

>> you play Hell Divers? If not, oh yeah, I do play Hell Divers. I've been playing it a lot more recently. I just haven't played it since the ODST edition, but I definitely will. God damn it.

>> No, no, don't come over here. When do you leave? Margaret, am I good to go? Okay. I thought Okay.

>> I'll feed you to my babies and fertilize the garden with what's left.

>> H. What am I supposed to do in there? I can't jump out the side. I can't do the puzzle on the wall. I think it's a membership deed.

>> We open our home. We open our hearts. And what do you do?

>> Oh, I have not seen that one. Ghosty. Oh, now I can. There we go. It wouldn't let me pick it up the first time. Is it because she was too close? Is that why must have been it? Oh, I'm stuck. She loves you. She wants us to be a family. Godamn it.

>> Forgot she was there.

>> You all you have to do is accept her [ __ ] gift. I already did and I'm appreciative of it. What What more do you want from me? No, I haven't played Gears Reloaded yet.

>> We love you. Why can't you see that?

>> Embrace us. There are known unknowns here and you are not paying [ __ ] attention. No, no, no, no, no. You don't [ __ ] try and escape. You'll dare the flame. There's no way out of there, Missy. Who blew out those candles? That was my only source of light.

>> Where do you think you're going? Ethan, please help me. Help me. Damn, we were so close, too. That was a good tape. Thank you for making that, Mia. That [ __ ] might just go viral. Out of face. Oh, okay. Uh, I can't mix this with Kim, can I? No. All right. All right. All right. Uh, can I just discard this now? It doesn't like I feel like I just No harm in discarding the MIA tape, right? No, we already finished Resident Evil 6. Came with the herb. This mixes with the herb. Oh, it makes first aid. I mean, it did nothing to help me. I mean, all I did was just take this the slot there. But yeah, I did not know that. Yeah, you can just get rid of the MIA. Okay. I am not allowed. This is a tragedy. Uh, [ __ ] I just watched this tape and I cannot get rid of it. Just use the first aid. That's true. I guess I could just rip this. Feels like a waste, but I need the space. I don't feel like running all the way back. I'm just going to rip it. [ __ ] it. Hey, Jack.

>> Heck of a dying. Sure. [ __ ] beats the hell out of dying.

>> Broke those ankles. AJ, Jack, you don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. What can I say? It's

>> a gift. And this gift is with me always. As you can see, the family is only part of her gift.

>> God damn it.

>> Which in a word means you're [ __ ]

>> He's still on my ass.

>> I don't remember. Do I pop you? How do I make you go back? Cuz you don't die.

>> I'm going squash you.

>> I'm going squash you like a bird.

>> Excuse me. Let me try something real quick. I think I can get him to despawn cuz I know he can't come in the safe room. Now, does that despawn him or does he stay? Let's see. He's still shit-talking. Oh, we're good. You know what I should have done while I was there? I should have put some [ __ ] in the chest. Now's not the time for that. Why? Just because this goober's here.

>> It's over, boy.

>> Let me just go put [ __ ] in the chest. Don't need that. Don't need that. I do need that. I don't need this. I don't need this. I do need that. And I don't need this. Okay. He teleports when you go through certain doors and areas.

>> You can't take on an old man. clean. Who builds this [ __ ] The psycho stimulants. Find items, huh? Still don't have the key there. Feel like I've hit like every bobblehead. H. No more lockpicks. Check out the worms. Imagine that worked. I mean, that's where the uh the thing is, isn't it? I did hear about John Parmmanov's mom. I'll talk more about that different time. Uh-oh. Nice. Well, it definitely doesn't kill in one shot, but I don't know how many shots it normally takes to bring one of those down. It's about seven. Oh, so it's a little It's not significantly stronger, but it definitely is stronger. I feel like I definitely missed some [ __ ] back here. Maybe not. Yeah, we'll be playing Metal Gear Solid Delta. Need a lock pickick. There's drugs in the fireplace. Oh, was there?

>> Damn, he's close. Oh, I [ __ ] him up on that. That must have crit. I like the sound of this gun. It has a nice ring to it. Albert's best gun in the game. I can see it. It is definitely It's hitting even harder now. Laura, it's got a handprint on it. Laura, William, Sean, Tamara. She was on the note. Oh, is this an order? I open them in a certain order to open that. I think that's what that is. Is it alphabetical Travis? There's something in here. And I can't interact with this, can I? No. It's just a name tag. Okay. Oh, I didn't even see the name tag down there. Craig, William, Sean, tomorrow. It's three A's in a handprint. There was a note that said this. Oh, there's a note up here. I didn't even see it up there. I kept looking in the sink. Got the guy who keeps trying to escape. Locked him up in the left most corner so he can't get away again. Ah, just remember three A's and a handprint. I see three A's and a handprint, huh? So, William, Tamara, Laura, Sean, what was the other one? Oh, you're Craig. The names with three A's and a handprint. Okay, so it's just this. Then all the other ones are just not needed. Oh, my shot didn't go off.

>> Oh my god. Oh, that's tragic. I'm dead. Wow, you [ __ ] me up. Wow. Sure. Finally. Holy de room key. Man's tank and the Albert gun. Good for him though. Good for him. Let's work. Can't pick up the fishing rod. No fishing mini game. Kind of cringe. We got the scorpion key and the lockpick. I cannot pick up the treasure photo. Out of space. Damn. Run out of space. real quick in here. All right, we got some enhanced handgun ammo. Can't pick up the Kim fluid. Uh, let's go just dump the scorpion key. It was upstairs, right? I'm pretty sure it was upstairs. Hey, man. I think this one was Scorpion, right? Oh, plus I have the treasure map which points to this. Oh, no. This one was Raven. Still no space for steroids. I don't have enough space for steroids. That's so upsetting. Is there anything more embarrassing? And I'll be back. Where was Scorpion then? Snake. Scorpion is in Gr in Grandma's room. I'm coming back for the steroids in just a minute. I guess got to free up the space. I hear him stomping around. It's this one, right? Yeah. Now I can grab the shotgun. The scorpion key is still used. Wait, where else is the scorpion key used? This is uh horribly unlucky. Excellent dentures. You can't discard keys. You can discard the photo though. Oh, okay. Good. I still can't pick that up. Why? It's cuz this Oh, I need two spaces for the shotgun. Oh, what a tragedy, man. I need extra slots. Shotgun's broken. You need to repair it to use it. Nope. What I need to do Oh, big farts. Is place it downstairs in that guy's hand so I can take the real shotgun. It's a classic Resident Evil puzzle. Let's go drop these off. Actually, what I can do is I can just put the dog heads in.

>> Where do these go? I actually don't remember where the dog heads go. Oh, front door. He didn't see me. Luckily, his peripheral vision has been affected.

>> Oh, I wonder if he saw me.

>> Thanks, man.

>> Fine. Just do whatever you want.

>> [ __ ] Pick it up. Oh, you can't be [ __ ] serious. I need four inventory slots to get the shotgun. That's crazy. Okay. I'll just come back for it. Thanks, Joe. That broken shotgun is much better than the one in the statue after you repair it, though. Oh, really? This was just a shortcut. Okay, I'll just repair this broken one then. I'm shocked the broken one is better. Am I done with the scorpion key now? How much more could there possibly be for the scorpion key? I wish it would auto discard useless keys. Maybe it does and I just haven't noticed. It does. Okay, then I do still need it. Hey there this. Oh, that's unfortunate. Oh, it's super sweet, Rance. Happy to hear you and your wife like cheeky. And yeah, eventually we'll get there. Rants. That's very sweet. Yeah, I know you can block. Can you parry in this though? No, just block. Oh, that was such a good dodge from that guy. Pinser attack was an incredible decision. Oh my god, he just ducked it, man. They got some [ __ ] slick moves. I maxed out my herbs. Oops. Not what I meant to do. meant to do this. Too late now. Oh my god. [ __ ] everywhere. Oh, I'm dead. Wow. They really clamped down on me. Oh my god. Wait, how far back did that just put me? Wow. That couldn't have been worse. I should have saved. I wasn't thinking. Yikes. Oh, now I can remember to grab the steroids. Wow. That's a damn shame. Oh god. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. Oh, I still have the doghead heads with me now on this run. Oh. Oh, that hit. Oh my god. Wow. Oh, they are popping off. What? Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. I kited them and everything. They can just go across the whole room. I'm going have to come back now for those Prime Bman membership suyu. Use the roids. I heard they full heal. So, I'm just going to wait till I take damage again. I just didn't expect them to be able to get across the whole map for me. I think I'm dead. Maybe not. [Applause] I think I'm [ __ ] [Applause] They They are very hard to fight in here. Wow. Wow. Wow. They three shot. They can go across the whole room, so kiting is useless. Uh oh. Oh boy. I I didn't know that guy spawned already. There's a fourth one. What the [ __ ] There's four. I thought there was only three. Jesus. It's cuz you didn't close the door. Oh, I thought it closed behind me by itself like this one. close. Now, Here we go. That was [ __ ] brutal. Wow, that was a lot. Oh, this is dissection room. I forgot what I was over here for. It's been so long. I was going to be your father. She says he will be your father. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will find him and I will make him.

>> Oh, is that red jellyfish?

>> You, my friend. How can I tell what doors close themselves and which don't? So, that one closes itself. Oh, I remember this. Can't remember if there's like a gimmick to this fight or not.

>> That's all we had to say about that. Okay, let's just start it. I'll figure it out. Oh my god, I can't even [ __ ] start it. Jesus. I guess just eat an herb. I don't even know. I'll just pop the steroids now. [ __ ] it. Increased max health. I'm assuming I just kick him with the body bags.

>> Ain't getting away.

>> Oh, he made it through that. Oh, he's right up in my ass, [ __ ] Idiot. You don't like that very much, do you? I didn't switch my weapon. Wasted that. He's getting the chainsaw. I beat him to it. Oh, come on. [ __ ]

>> I've got him stun locked. kick this. Uh,

>> okay. That didn't that didn't go very well.

>> Damn, we clashed. Oh, that didn't work that time. Got the block off, though. Damn it. I got greedy. Just ripped it.

>> You dirty bastard. I got you. God.

>> Oh, nice.

>> Do me a favor and stay dead. We're free at the cost of my beautiful chainsaw. Is there anything else here? I don't think so. Uh there's a snake door over there on the uh upper level. Or is it not a snake door? Let me check. I thought it was snake. Let me see. Yeah. I do not have the snake key. I feel like this is a very long run back though. But I guess it's not that bad because I'm about to come up to the uh scorpion. All right. Good to see you again. I just need to go get the broken shot. I'm going to get it while I'm here. So, broken shotguns better than just replacing the one over there. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Subminus. We're free. We beat the game. Oh, these are for the antique coins. Right, right, right, right. You get them from the bird cages. Forgot about that. I don't know what I was expecting. No,

>> you made it. You're the first I've ever seen make it this far.

>> So, what is it you need me to do? Is it going to help me get out of here?

>> Yes. Now, listen carefully, Ethan. My family and I, our bodies are contaminated. I can't leave the property unless I get it out. And the same goes for Mia.

>> Is there a way to get it out?

>> We need the serum. It should clear whatever this stuff is out of the body. As long as you're not too far gone.

>> All right. So, where is it? repair kit under crawl space and main house porch

>> long gone.

>> Okay,

>> but I have a feeling my mother has hidden some inside the old house somewhere.

>> So, if we get this thing, I can help me and we can get out of here,

>> right?

>> And so can I. The old house?

>> That's weird, Ogre. I don't know.

>> Can't miss it.

>> I don't know why I did that.

>> I just hope you can handle my mother.

>> Your mother?

>> Be careful. They'll be looking for you.

>> I can handle old Margarite. That old battle axe. Got the repair kit. I'll just store it in this the uh item box for now because maybe I don't want to repair the shot. I probably will repair the shotgun, but I'm still just going to put it in here for now. I don't know about that bunny. We'll see. Old house is this way. Excellent doll collection. Margarite, you [ __ ] freak. Flamethrower plans, huh? That probably won't come in handy. Oh. Ah, [ __ ] Jesus, man. Okay. I thought you could shoot. Can Can you shoot that or do I need the flamethrower? She's upstairs. Don't go up. Oh, [ __ ] I hate bees. I hate the bees. I need the flamethrower. Oh, she took the statue. Very sp Margarite. There we go. Burner grip. Oh, backpack tier one Audrey. Okay, got the burner grip. Try and go this way. Oh boy, more bees. Solid fuel. Don't even know what I picked up there. Might as well rip my lockpick. Free up the space. First aid. Oh, [ __ ] Sorry. Sorry. Need the flamethrower for that. Oh god. Burn your nozzle. Is that everything? It was. Okay, we're good. Oh, I don't have the crank hand. Ah, [ __ ] Jesus. Ah, what? What? Ah. Oh, I'm sorry. Jesus. I'm sorry that didn't kill it. [Music]

>> Oh [ __ ] Okay. Jesus, man. Beat my ass out here. Oh [ __ ] Leave me alone. Leave me alone. There we go. Big antique. Ethan.

>> Mia. Ethan.

>> I'm

>> about to burn that ass. What you did to me?

>> I got nothing to say.

>> No more [ __ ] Mia, I want some answers.

>> I know. I know you're right. And I always wanted to tell you, but but I just I can only remember a little and the rest is just gone.

>> That right. You mind if I uh borrow Bobby for a little bit? Why don't you stand there? Do something.

>> Ethan, help.

>> Man, that was so freaky.

>> Damn it.

>> What a goofball.

>> Everyone calling each other daddy and [ __ ] Stay the [ __ ] out.

>> Margarite, I don't like your attitude. Okay. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] [ __ ] Ow. Ow. Ow. Ah. Ow. Ow. Okay. Okay. Jesus. Oh Jesus. Margarite, why are you here? You can't dodge me forever. What the [ __ ] Ah! Ow! Ow! Luckily, Margarit's deafh. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Ow. No, not the millipedes. Ew. Yucky. [ __ ] Ew. Don't have that key yet. Don't have the crank handle yet. There we go. Just checking. Oh, gotcha. I can feel another big poop coming on. My stomach is not agreeing with the meal that I had for dinner. I'll tell you that much, sports fans. Holy No. God damn it. Hurry up and leave, Margarite. I need to go that way. Did she leave? Oh, [ __ ] Is she swatting bees, too? Oh, [ __ ]

>> God, [ __ ] it. Run. God damn bees. Oh, you p Go, go, go. Leave me alone. [ __ ] it. Just rip it. I need the space anyway. There we go. Okay,

>> there you are. There's no way you see me. Stop bluffing. Oh Jesus. No. No. Oh, the bees weren't here. That's huge. I told you to stay out of here.

>> I know you weren't there, Margaret. I saw you spawn in. You're a cheater.

>> You're not playing by the rules. All right, you little [ __ ] Let's get down to business.

>> You think you can bless your heart?

>> Come here, my pretties. God damn it.

>> Queen,

>> welcome to the [ __ ] hole, Margarite. It's mine. It's mine.

>> Wait, did you drop anything? Hold on. I didn't check. No, I don't think. Does she drop anything? Do I need to go back in there? No, she doesn't. Okay. What the Oh, an alien fetus. Great news. I think that's it. I think so, too.

>> Well, did you find a serum?

>> I just got done dealing with your mom and her [ __ ] bugs. Wish you could have warned me.

>> Sorry about that. What about the serum?

>> I haven't found any, but I did find out we need to make one. A D series head and an arm. This can't be right.

>> A head? I think I have that around here somewhere.

>> You do?

>> I don't know about the arm, though. Have you searched the whole house?

>> No, not yet. I still need to check the second floor here.

>> All right, check it out. Meet me at the trailer if you find it.

>> Good deal, Zoe. Will do. Hard copy. you uh uh you won't believe what else I found here, but I don't know if she's ready for that news yet. Jackpot voodoo doll five gift subs bean bean. This is the uh butt cheeks boss fight, right? Pretty sure it is. I need to make myself some more ammo. What do I hang on this? Probably not the crank, right? That wouldn't make any sense. Uh, do I need her light? I didn't pick up anything else. And I can't pick this up. Have a nice day. Oh, I needed that. Margarit, you just can't make anything easy, can you? Old battle axe.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> That's special. I'm just going to open this so I can go grab the shotgun. Also, I might as well spend my

Antique coins now, huh? I have a ton. I have nine. I don't need the crank anymore, do I? I don't remember. No, not at the moment. Okay, let's get that away. I don't know what else scorpion key is used for, so I'll put that away, too. All right, let's get the shotgun out. Another repair kit. All right. That looks good. All right, let's spin this. This is steroids stabilizer. What's the stabilizer used for? Magnum. Oh, I can afford the magnum right now. Stabilizer is faster reload. I didn't see these. Okay. Did you get the assault coin? Where is that? And they see steroid stabilizer and magnum. Where is the assault coin? Magnum is a waste of time. That's kind of what I'm thinking. I think I'm going to be better off just grabbing these two. So, stabilizer just faster reload forever. We can use the crow key in the house for the grenade launcher. I don't need to go back inside yet. Yes. Okay, I'm going to rip both of these then. Okay. Nice. Nice panty raid. Steroid counts as a full heal. Yeah, I know. But I just I I can't afford to not have the space. Okay, I think I'm all set. I think I've got everything I need. What do I use the solid fuel on to make the flamethrower ammo? I need something else and I don't know what. Use it on Kim fluid. Okay, grab that. Okay, let's just throw this in here for now because I think I'm good. Okay.

All right, I'm going to go take another [ __ ] real quick. I'll be right back. That was a big time big time stinker. I'll tell you what. Let's ride. Ah, big herbs, separating agent, and some solid fuel. No lockpick. This where the fight takes place? No, I don't think so. I remember it being outside. >> Oh, I was wrong. It's in here. Oh, here's the outside. All right, Margarite. Let's see those cheeks. So many herbs. Margarit gota >> do you where are you? Oh, okay. I thought I had her stunned. Not quite. Flip onto your belly. God damn it. I remember she flips over and shows you her taint. That's where you're supposed to shoot her. I'm not going to miss you at all. >> Come [ __ ] chug yourself, Margarite. Jesus. Oh, there you are. What are you giggling about? Why are you running? Going to get you. Oh, there you are. I'm coming in. Top turn buckle. Oh, that's I couldn't shoot while falling. Okay, lesson learned. Lesson learned. I made a mistake. I made a mistake. Oh, that didn't pop. Just rip it. Just rip it. Just rip it. Oh, that was scary. Oh, I shot right between her legs. Show me it. Show me it. Show me it. There we go. That's what I remember right there. Oh, you got lucky. Let's pop another Oh, wait. Where are you? It's probably better for me to just stay in like one spot. Let her move around till I eventually see her. Oh, there you are. Actually, let's just rip it now. Just Just rip it now. Just rip it out now. [ __ ] I'm stuck. It's exactly what I was worried about happening. That is literally exactly what I was worried about happening. Getting stuck like that. Damn shame. >> Now with me, we're going to settle this. What a shame. I had really good damage in there, too. I think she was pretty close to dead. That's just tragic. Let's just waste all of my fuel. We'll save some shotgun. I'll just go hog wild on the burner. Where are you? There you are. Putting it right on the [ __ ] Ah, that was unlucky. Where'd she go? This is so annoying. She just hides for a while. I hear her upstairs. Nope, not upstairs. [Music] Oh, no way. [Music] I hear you somewhere. I heard her fart those out. I just don't know where. [Applause] [Music] Stop knocking me off the ledge. Damn it. Where is she? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. >> I got her. This fight on Ethan must die DLC with all trip wires and turrets is hell. I can believe that. I can certainly believe that. I don't remember how I got here. Was it this way? I remember I dropped in, but I thought there was a way out here. Evidently not. Okay. Okay, now we got to run all the way back. First, I'm going to save and put some stuff in here. Let's store that. I won't need that again for a little while. Uh oops. Looks good. Don't know enough about it, Simon. Sorry to say. Thanks, Stephanie. Thanks for your subs, King. Appreciate it, man. Someone's slapping on the piano. My family. Evelyn. That's so sweet. Hell was that noise? Squirt gun. Something's wrong with her. She just likes mold. Who doesn't? Oh, I can't see [ __ ] Stay away. Hey, you're the one that brought me here. Well, I guess not you per se. Have a good night. Shadow. Oh god. I guess this is it. We got the D series arm. Zoe's going to be so happy. Hey Evelyn, thank you for the arm. I'm not going to fight all of them. Only the ones that impede my ability to go through. I can't waste that much ammo. I'm getting really low right now. Hello, this is Charles. No, my refrigerator's not running. >> Yeah, I got it. Are we really going to be able to make serum with this thing? >> It'll be fine. After we make it, we can get out of here together. I'll be waiting for you in the trailer. >> All right. Thanks, Mitch. He's Moonship Mall. >> Now, where the hell are you? You know, never mind. We only need the head and you've got it. This is going to help me and me, right? >> Hey, buddy. I thought you should know. I decided that Zoe needed a time out. She and Mia are here with me and they're keeping each other company. >> Just let them both go. What do you need them for? >> We'll see, David. Maybe. >> That's family business, Ethan, and not your concern. Understand? >> All right, pin head Larry. If you want the head, feel free to come by any time and I'll give it to you. But only if you participate in a little uh membership >> activity I put together just for you. >> What activity? >> Oh, I know you're excited, but don't worry. It's not going anywhere. First step I need you to take, partner, is for you to take a peek inside the fridge in the trailer there. >> [ __ ] you. >> Come on now. Don't be like that. You want to have some fun, don't you? Now look in the fridge. >> With pleasure. Thanks, Shadow. Okay. Pig waiting for you into the dissection room, [ __ ] Okay. Uh, what don't I need? I probably don't need the flamethrower anymore. I'm going to want the scorpion key. No, actually, I'm done with the scorpion key, aren't I? I think I'm done with the flamethrower. I'll take this. Oh, this doesn't Oh, these are two different. I see. I'm pretty sure I don't need the flamethrower anymore. Don't know if I need the crank. Okay, I'm just going to make a judgment call here. I don't think I need this anymore right now, but I will take those this gunpowder. I thought I had more gunpowder. Let me go grab the ammo from the shotgun room. I see there's quite a bit of mold here now. Already read that. Okay. Miss everything. Okay. Don't have snake key yet still. Uh, where does crow key go? I know there's a crow somewhere. Let's head towards dissection. Oh, it's at the bottom of dissection. It's at the bottom of that uh the staircase. This is snake, right? Yeah, snake for master bedroom. Oh, and there's the one near the fireplace. That's right. That's 100% right. Which is over here. Nice grenade launcher. Classic. A lot of goodies in here. Anything else? Okay. Let me just save just in case so I don't have to make that run again. Also, I might as well store actually. Where is it? Store. Leon wouldn't survive. Oh, let's not get carried away. Now we're just getting a little We're getting a little silly now. Leon would absolutely not only survive, he would [ __ ] thrive. Hey, good to see you again. Oh, [ __ ] I missed the the crow. It was the other way. Too late now. Okay. Prove you're a real man. Stick your hand down this pig's throat. >> This guy is insane. The special surprise inside. Probably snake key, right? Yeah. Okay. >> That pretty little thing will help you find a few key you're going to need to join the party we're having over here soon. We'll do a bad game night soon. Where did this just spit me out? Okay. Near the workshop. Uh, where was the staircase that led to the crow? Was it this way? Through here and then down. That was clutch. No, wrong staircase. Where was it? Thanks, Rub legendary. What room was it? I cannot remember at all. Cuz this just leads around to the morg. No, it's not where I fought Jack. It was the other side down here somewhere. I think it was through here. Oh, no. This is workshop. Was it through here? No, this is just the incinerator. This is just leading me back to the main house. Oh, it's here. Wait, no. This just leads me through boiler and back down to dissection. Where the [ __ ] is it? I I cannot remember at all where that crow door was that was like at the very bottom down here. It was down at the bottom of a staircase. Can't go to the workshop. Go to where you fought Jack. It's the same door. Isn't that the one you went through just now with the snake key? No, remember you like on your way. [ __ ] I'm almost positive it was a crow door cuz I had to turn around and come back and I said, "Man, what a waste of time coming all the way over here and can't open that door." It was down here somewhere. Remember? Where the [ __ ] was it? So, come down here. Come this way. That's now just a shortcut that wasn't there before. I did not like the new Death Tones album. Come around here. There was two guys that used to spawn in here. Through here was the three guys. That was a real [ __ ] nuisance. This is now dissection room. Yeah. This just takes me back through to where Jack was. It's the one upstairs and to the left. Was it? I I don't remember. It was at the end of going down some stairs in a tight corridor. I thought it was down here, but it might not be. Oh, that just wrapped around. Yep. I just wrapped around a snake. This is the door I was thinking of. It is a snake door. This was the one I was thinking of. You're right. You're absolutely right. Let's just save real quick. Okay. Snake room. Okay. Master bedroom. Don't really want to waste the ammo on this guy. Oh yeah, not quite, Raymond. Close. Close. Close. Hey, good to see you again. I need to find the uh the time. Same time as all the other clocks. Oh, [ __ ] I didn't look at all the other clocks. No space for the lock pick. Oh, cuz I picked this up. Eek. I got to stop picking those up willy-nilly. They just waste slots. Gh. Where are the other clocks? There's one. Okay. Nope. Wait. I can't I can't match it. Huh? Is that not right? Oh, wait. I'm a [ __ ] idiot. I didn't even look at the little hand versus big hand there. It's going to be this. No space for the treasure photo. All right, I'm just going to pop this just to make space. Now I can discard this. Let me just double check it one more time. Cage mannequin head and like a tackle box. I hid something nice here. Try to find it if you can. Now I can delete it. I just need to pick that up so I activate the treasure. Neuro rounds. Still no room for the lock pick because I've wasted so much. It's fine. I can come back. I know where it is. We'll see. Pasta man. Maybe. Happy birthday, Cupid. Rip backpack. Wait. Backpack. Oh, [ __ ] me. No. I'm so focused on the other [ __ ] I heard it close behind me, so I can't even go back up now. God damn it. Oh, and I don't even have enough space for that. Can I go back or is it fully shut behind me? I think it's fully shut. Let me see. I'm cooked. Yeah, I'm cooked. I got to go all the way around. Just load the save. No, that's way it's way too far back, isn't it? Maybe it's not. I can go back around. It's not like it's going to disappear, right? That'd be crazy. I need the backpack though. Actually, legit, I need the backpack. Otherwise, I'm going to have to keep deleting [ __ ] in. What the [ __ ] Which one is it? This one. Yes. If I don't do it now, it's just going to take so so long. And it's not like I'm even that far back. I forgot that I came over here and saved before going up. So, we're like right next to it. We're good. [Music] No. Okay, much better. All right, plenty of space. I don't think I need anything else here. Membership, Kyle. Oh, wait. I need to look at that treasure photo, otherwise I won't activate the treasure. Okay, now we're back. Oh my god. [Music] Oh boy. Oh jeez. No respect. The workshop is a horrifying place. All right. Red key card acquired. Everything is done in here. I'm pretty sure I missed something. No, I'm good. Okay, now I go outside, I think. Right. Well, I didn't expect that. Oh, I super didn't expect him to hit me again. Oh, wow. Many animation canceled on my ass for that. [Music] Oh, another one. Oh, wow. There's quite a few. Fighting them. Oh my god, there's three. This is going to take away too much ammo. Let me just try and kite. Oh, too fast. Can't squeeze by. He's blocking me. It's I'll just die here. It's fine. Unless Nope. Still stuck. Wow. Four of them spawn there, huh? I need blue key card. Oh, I missed. Oh, here we go. Okay. Where is blue? Was there a snake door on the other side of the house somewhere? There must have been. Oh, well, I'm cooked. I didn't realize I was getting flanked. That's GG. Unless How are you still alive? Christ. That took what was that? Seven shots. Pretty good. And it looks like there's not even a snake door over here. I guess there is right here. Oh boy. Impressive accolades. What did it say about the attic? Let me read that one more time about Zoe in the attic. Oh, which trophy? How did I miss it? The inventor one. This was robotics and this was engineering. Also engineering. Is there another trophy somewhere? Ah, there it was. A new tape. Oh, wait. With the model shotgun, I can probably put that in the uh the room for the full shotgun instead of using the broken one. Oh well. Nope. No, no, there we go. Blue key card acquired. Anything else up here? You'd be downgrading if you swapped your current. That's fair, I guess. What was the point of me collecting the two toys? What What are these used for? The toy shotgun I imagine is for that shotgun down there. So you can have both. What about the toy axe? >> Hey buddy, remember those two key cards will get you into the party. Don't be late now. >> Let me talk to Mia. No, no, no. You got to show up first. You haven't forgotten where the party is, have you? You can get in from the >> gets you a stabilizer. Everybody's waiting for you. >> That sounds good. It's outside for the stabilizer. I don't remember anywhere out here with a toy axe puzzle. Let me see. I already got the stabilizer from in there. Is there anything over here besides this herb? I do want that gunpowder. Thank you membership. Oh w man, he [ __ ] ate those. Holy. Uh, we're still fine. It's in the bushes. The axe puzzle is in the bushes. Where? By the deck. Okay, let me check out my new tape real quick after popping this The axe is used in the puzzle back in the kids' room attic. What was there? Puzzle in the kids attic. >> You my friend. You are one lucky son of a [ __ ] >> That man is just incorrect. I thought so. There was nothing left up there. >> What? You don't believe me? This joy. Well, you can't bake this. It has taken me weeks to finish this and it is finally ready. >> And it's all for you. >> What an honor. >> Oh, come on now. Don't be like that. It's going to be fun. Just you wait. Uh, that's right. I'd really like to make it out of this room alive and not die horrible, painful death. I know it's a h it and put it on the cake. And remember to smile. This party is for you. >> [ __ ] you. >> Hey, he went through all that effort. You could at least show him some respect. Does the candle not get used here? Light it on that. No. What do we got over here? Okay. Put the winding key on it. Twist his [ __ ] finger. [ __ ] disgusting. Just what I was looking for. A dirtiest telescope. Let me put that to my eye and immediately get pink eye. Oh, that's cool. All right. Where do I use that? I see that must be cleaned first. I don't think this will do anything here, but I'm just going to check. Okay. Uh, looking good. Straw doll. I don't know why I thought that would go on the cake. I thought that'd be a nice little addition. Okay, so we got the straw doll. Okay, no, just checking. Just checking that doesn't go there. So, this is how we light the candle. What does lighting the straw doll do? Okay. Gives me a fake finger which goes on you. Okay, there we go. Do you do you get this now? No. There's one more item. This I like seven more than eight. I I do like village. Like I think village is great, but I like I like this one more. I've always really liked this game. Man, what the [ __ ] does it get used for? I'm missing something over here somewhere. Unless there's another use for my uh eyeglass, which is possible. Oh, I see. I can just do this. I thought this was the last step. Well, that makes more sense. Happy. Let's pop the balloons. Okay, now I can fill this up with gas. Perfect. Rusty nail. Oh, quill pin. Good. That goes in this guy's hand. Oh, forgot to wind you up. I thought he'd just be so excited about having the pin in his hand. >> What the [ __ ] is this? >> What are you doing, man? No. >> God damn it. Ow. >> Loser. >> So that's the code to the door. Is the code the same every time? Because you can just skip all this and just go right here. Yeah, it is. Nice. There we go. Valve handle looking good. It was on the other side. There we go. >> Hey, thank you. [Music] >> That was fun. Thanks for the celebration. [Music] >> Perfect. >> What an excellent birthday gift. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, man. [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] No. [Music] Okay. Scripted. >> The game was rigged from the start. >> Happy birthday. >> What an excellent birthday. Okay, so the toy axe puzzle is out here in the bushes. I already got the repair kit there. Separating agent. You passed it. Is it over here by this where I got the repair kit? Doesn't look like it. Other side. Oh, over here. Ah, here we go. 1359. Oh, probably 13579. Right, that's what it wants me to make with this. Stabilizer. Nice. Party time. Let's play. This is so hype. Let's get crazy. Thanks for sub Stephanie work. Ethan Ean. >> Oh yeah, the game's great. >> Ethan. Ethan, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got some for you. >> What do you got for me? >> Lookie. Look at what I've got. >> Oh, a mummified abortion. >> What this is for? >> Yeah. >> You know what Zoe wants to do with this? >> Yeah. She thinks this thing is special. No, Ethan, that ain't special. This This right here is special. You see Ethan? Not everybody wants to turn back the [ __ ] What? What? Evelyn, I'm just trying to show him. I'm just trying to show him not everybody wants to go back to how things were. There's a stupid [ __ ] She doesn't understand that I don't want to go back to how things were before my father found y'all. Now everybody wants to turn back the clock. So So Ethan Ethan, you can uh you can um crawl around underneath that filthy rotten house all you want looking for them ingredients, but you ain't going to find a godamn thing. Nathan, you want to make that serum? Ooh, baby. You're going to have to come through me. You here? >> Ooh, baby. >> Come on, Ethan. >> What do you say? >> God, this game is still so [ __ ] good. It's going to be so hard for me to choose like a top three Resident Evil game or the top three Resident Evil games. Out of 30 games, there have been so many bangers. The treasure. I can repair the other gun. I can't squeeze that way. Can I I'm assuming I can shoot these, right? Yeah. Okay. >> You have a good >> [ __ ] idiot. Didn't make them bulletproof though. Ethan is kind of a dummy himself. He can't just disarm it. This feels like a trap. It was not. That one was. Hey. Hey. Had to know. Had to know. How you supposed to know if the stove's hot without putting your hand on it? You feel me? [ __ ] smell me. Forgot to put this tape back in my uh my case. Careful now. >> Okay, they gave me a case right here. That's huge. Let me mix this. Okay. Uh, this isn't an actual fight, right? Isn't this just puzzle solving? I can't remember. And I think I probably need the crank now. There is a fight. Is there? I don't remember there being a fight. No, it's puzzles for now. You got to put everything away. Oh, it's this part. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let me just see if you're right. I know. [ __ ] password, right? Why don't you try 0814? [Music] 06 21. No, no, no. It's 0514. Well, come on. Take a chance. You never know. Tick tock. Okay. What just happened behind me? Okay, I'm assuming I can take my knife. Otherwise, how am I supposed to break this? I I don't think this is the part where you have to put your [ __ ] away. The fight is first. Uh, okay. Okay. I don't need the advanced handgun yet. I'm just going to keep it like this. That's probably plenty. I'll grab this and a couple cams, I guess. That's probably all I need. Oh, and my knife. I need my knife so I can break that [ __ ] Oh, >> didn't expect any of these were booby trapped in here. That's on me. How can I tell? [ __ ] I should have really looked at those to see a difference. That way I could know for sure. I think this one's safe. I don't see anything or hear anything. Yeah, we're good. Oh, I just saw it right at the last second. God damn it. This might warrant just a reset. [Music] This is going to be booby trapped. I just feel it. Yeah, all that for one coin. Actually, the steroids are really good. Never mind. This was worth Okay. Do I need the all the flamethrower ammo makes me think I'm going to need my flamethrower? I don't know what I would need it for here, though. Where is my flamethrower? N there it is. Nope, there it is. Eh, I probably don't need it. Sleep well, nobody. I don't have any new tapes. This seems safe. I thought I heard something, but I'm not positive. Let me just wait. I don't even know if this is a problem if the lights see me or not, but I'm still just going to play it safe. Does not seem to be an issue. Need a battery. He's a tier one ready. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the barn fight. >> Barn fight. >> Keep it clean, gentlemen. We have rules. [ __ ] you too. >> Oh, >> it's how you deal with hardships that makes you a man in business. [Music] Oh, he's tanky. >> Damn, that's kind of smart. >> Holy. >> Got to say, I'm impressed. Not only are you still alive, you have all your fingers and toes. >> I took a lot of shots. >> I really don't know what to say about that. >> He was never my favorite. Anyways, >> I win. Barn fight complete. I am your champion. Ah, previous contestant. Eh, the winner's lounge. Lot of Kim fluid. Lot of Kim. Is this Clancy 1408? You're next. Sounds good. I will be playing the new PoE update. I'll be hopping on the second that it starts tomorrow, but I'll probably be streaming a little bit earlier so I can finish this because I'm not going to finish this plus DLC tonight. That's for sure. Oh, mother the [ __ ] man. It moves so slow. There we go. >> No, buddy. This is a test of skill, so no cheating. That [ __ ] you're carrying, get rid of it. >> Like just the guns or everything. >> That [ __ ] you're carrying? >> Everything. >> Get rid of it. I know this puzzle. I already did this. >> Have a nice day. >> Bye. Is it the exact same puzzle? Holy [ __ ] it is. Yeah, it is. Wow. >> Oh, I already know the code. Can't I just immediately go to loser door? >> We play a little game. All you got to do is light the candle and put it on the can. >> Kiss my ass, >> Ethan. >> Yeah, you can. Oh, okay. Cool. >> There are children in the building somewhere, I think. I'm not sure anymore. Oh, there we go. I thought something had gone wrong. Lucas is going to be so pissed that I already know this cuz I did the uh the tape. He's going to regret making that goon tape. He's freaking out right now. Like, what the [ __ ] How did he guess that? Happy birthday. >> Happy happy birthday. Happy birthday. >> All right, now we just need to be wary of the fire. >> [ __ ] you're supposed to die. Shove it in. Well, they give you ample time there. That was supposed to be for you. Godamn it. >> Sorry to ruin the party, but it's my birthday. Mia, Mia, Mia, >> she's alive. >> Who are you? Where are you? >> We're just beyond the pier outside that room. Hurry. >> Membership verme. >> Where now, Ethan? The [ __ ] do you want? >> You dead. Guess that's not in the cards. Not yet. Lucky me. Look, unless you have any more surprises of yourself, I suggest you >> now that would be telling, Ethan, and I don't do spoilers. >> We got it. Yay! There it is. Everyone's favorite birthday gift. Yippi. Finally. >> Okay, let's grab my [ __ ] All right. What do I need? I need this. I'll probably need this soon. I might as well take that. Take that. This. This. This. Um, and then we'll just do that. Nah, I'm not going to bother repairing the broken pistol. I'm not going to be using it. Store this and I'll just use those two. Oh, immediately needed the crank. Wow, huge. [Music] I'm coming here. Man, this game is still so [ __ ] good. I like I I knew I was still going to like it. It's not like a very old game, but I'm liking it even more now than I thought I would. It just holds up really well. It is going to be so [ __ ] hard to think of the top three for this. Clear. Not clear. clear. Is it in your top three? I don't know, man. I'll tell I guess little spoilers. I guess kind of where I'm leaning right now, like the more I think on it, the more I think Resident Evil 2 remake is no longer my number one. I'm really leading hard on Resident Evil 3 OG. That game is truly incredible. So, that's definitely top three. Oh, that wasn't a head shot. I'm cooked. Never mind. I'm good. You squeeze by you big guy. I'll check it out. Pro right. Just check and make sure I don't miss anything. Hey guys, cheer up. Your hero's here. >> Zoe. Zoe, >> not now. We don't have the time. Do you have both ingredients? >> Yeah, right here. There should be enough, right? >> If we make him fast enough. My father and Lucas aren't far away. >> He's coming. Daddy's coming. >> Good. There's enough for two. >> Good luck. >> What are you doing? Milking it in a bucket or something? >> Outside. We'll take it easy, >> but none of us will get very far without the serum. Okay, we'll inject it. What are you What are you waiting for? >> Hey, one of those is mine. >> Well, why did you hand me both? >> Get some land back to the house. I will deal with you later. Oh, that just one shot me. Holy. I was full health, wasn't I? Or am I on the crack pipe? >> Get somewhere back to the house. I will deal with you later. You die for me. >> Now you against me with my own blood. >> This is getting old, Jack. Go, go, go. Oh, close. Against me. >> Oh, damn it. Probably going to have to pop a med here in a sec. How close am I? Oh, yeah. I got to pop now. Oh, he's going to the top turnbuckle. I cannot believe I haven't popped his little tail here. There we go. Oh, he hates that. I think there's only like one or two eyes left, right? I think there's only like one eye left now, right? It's on his other side. There it is. Oh, maybe not. Is that the last one? I don't see any there. I thought I saw one. Oh, there it is. There it is. There we go. Excellent fight. I was very impressed. Ah, thank you. Did you just [ __ ] me on ammo now? I think you did. I think you did. Now I've seen everything. >> You have not seen everything, Ethan. What a silly thing to say. >> Ethan, this way. >> Are you? >> Damn it. >> Use the serum on him. >> You You want me to cure him? Perfect. >> Are you all right? >> He's cured. >> Yeah. >> Come on. Mia's waiting for us. Hello. >> I had to use one of them. >> There's only one left. >> There's only one left. There can't be. >> Just split the dose. What >> the hell are we going to do now? >> You're the one that told me to [ __ ] eject him. Oh, right. I choose. Zoe, why why would I choose you? There's my [ __ ] wife. Like, for three years, I thought she was dead. This isn't even a hard choice, Zoe. Sorry, man. Like, I don't know. I don't know what you want from me. Here you go, Mia. >> It's fine. It was foolish thinking I could escape. >> But Zoe, >> go. Both of you, just go. >> You [ __ ] told me to inject him. Come with us. >> I can just keep beating Jack's ass for an eternity. You told me to do it. >> Apparently, I belong here. >> I'll send help. >> Don't bother. There won't be anyone left to help. >> You could be as mad as you want. You told me to do it. Thank you so much, by the way, Zoe. I'm wishing you the best. If you pick Zoe, they both die, by the way. Do they? I don't think I ever pick Zoe like at all. There's just no reason to. We don't know her. >> Thank you. >> Who the hell else was I going to choose, >> Ethan? True. Also, that was a terrible response to that, by the way, Ethan. You did not read the room on that at all, brother. That was terrible. That was awful. >> I know you've been through a lot. We need to talk. You had something to do with all this, didn't you? >> Look, I just want to know the truth. >> Ethan, I honestly don't remember. >> Try the boat. [ __ ] did that get here? >> You're okay. What the hell was that? What the [ __ ] What is that? What is that? >> No. >> This way. >> Evelyn. No. I just got saved. Now I'm going to get molded again. I actually completely forgot about this part. >> Ethan, >> actually I think I will finish main campaign tonight. This is the last section, isn't it? Ethan. >> Ethan. Ethan. Kind of. Yeah, it's this. And then you go to the uh the underground spot, right? It's pretty much the last section. Pretty sure. Yeah. No way I'm doing DLC tonight as well. That'll be tomorrow before PoE2 drops. The POE2 third league drops. We'll get on early. What time POE2 drop? 400 PM EST, I believe. 1 p.m. PST. The new league actually fixed everything. I am so pumped. Damn it. >> Ah, the memories. >> What was that? What class you going to pick on PoE? So, the first league I did gymling stat stacker. Second League, I tried to roll like Blood Witch. Hated it. I just really didn't like the second league in general. I don't know if it was necessarily just playing that class or what, but I just didn't really like the second league. This league I'm going to do I don't know. I'm probably for the first time in my ARPG career going to do Melee. Might do monk. I'm not sure. They're dead. They're all dead. >> What is it? >> Danger Moon. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> She killed them all. >> [ __ ] What the hell is going on? >> We need some weapons. Is there any weapons on this ship? >> I don't know. But look, let's go this way. Maybe we can get out of here. That probably belong to the crew. That is a safe a safe guess to make. Mia, I think you're really on to something with that. Tried Huntress last league and did not like it. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do Huntress. I probably won't do Huntress. I don't know. We'll we'll decide tomorrow. The main thing I'm super happy about and really excited for is the trade changes. Like, holy [ __ ] that is going to be so so nice. Hey, bud. She is not my child. That's a very rude thing to say. I saw you. Or maybe I'm going loopy. Maybe she wasn't there. She's inside me. She's inside everyone. That's POE. Path of Exile. >> Get molded, nerd. >> Remembering >> what? What are you? >> That was a crazy laugh face she just made. Membership Loki. I hope they drop the druid as a surprise. No, they're not dropping druid. I think they made it pretty clear Druid's not ready yet. All my vibes. Oh, you just reminded me. I wanted to play through the Fear series. I haven't played through those games in a long time. Fear 3 kind of killed it. >> Could be a family. >> I said that. >> What are you talking about? >> You said >> I [ __ ] lied. Get over it. Jesus Christ, kid. >> Tired of waiting. Need fuse. I do not remember where [ __ ] is here. Oh, unlucky. All right. >> Watch it. >> Fine. >> Fine. >> You need to remember so we can be a family. >> How about you just stop killing people and stop [ __ ] molding everybody? That'd make it far more like reasonable to be a family in in those circumstances. Alan, you're getting worse. >> She must have infected me during the attack. And I'm too far gone anyway. But it serves me right. It's my fault she got out. >> Yeah, it is your fault. But that doesn't mean I'm going to let you die. >> She didn't attack you. >> It's part of her imprinting protocol. I can't believe this is happening. >> Here, take it. It has her tissue samples. Find her. Fix this. >> Okay, Eevee, where are you? Oh, the Albert's in here, too. I like Albert. She's close. >> She's right up here. Oh, I missed her. Where is she? Oh, she's in there. She's vomiting. Damn. I'll have to reset. >> Hey, Alan. >> How's it going? >> She's vomiting. Far more in excess of her body mass. >> Oh, great. We're going to be seeing a lot more of her ugly friends if this keeps up. All right, we need to find her and fast. This is getting out of hand. Agreed. More vomit. >> Oh [ __ ] Uh, yep. I got to kill this one. I need to be going this way. Okay, I see you. Long elevator. Uhoh. Oh, come on. Grow up. This gun is hot trash. Pretty much every submachine gun in Resident Evil has been actual dog nuts. The only one that hasn't been was the TMP from OG RE4, but then remake comes around and it makes it [ __ ] unusable. The crossbows are worse. Oh, [ __ ] me. Yeah, the crossbows are terrible. The only one that had a good crossbow was Code Veronica with the explosive crossbow, which was like a damn near requirement to kill um final boss. Actually, not even just final boss, also the uh plane plane one plane tyrant. You didn't use RE4's OG C. You didn't use Resident Evil 4 OG crossbow, did you? It one-shots everything. I did not. You are right. I did not use that. >> Are you? >> No, Eevee, I'm not mad. Hey, what did you call me? >> I don't want to live in the lab anymore. I want him out and I want you to be my mommy. >> Okay, Eevee, I'll be your mommy. Just Just come back with me right now. Okay. Where are you, Eevee? >> Probably through that door. Oh, this door. Hey, Eevee. >> You've trapped me. >> Yes. Alan, >> did you find her? Yes, but she ran off. She's making more friends. Alan, those things are everywhere. >> I told you so. >> Are you okay? >> Is there nothing through that door? >> You just worry about getting Evelyn back. Uh, is it going back this way? Yeah, it's going back that way. He's resubrizled. That was the biggest load of baloney I have ever seen. Did you find her? >> Yes, but she ran off. She's making more friends. Alan, those things are everywhere. >> I told you so. >> Are you okay? >> You just worried about getting everyone back. Okay. Hopefully that won't happen again. Well, that was just sad. No, she lit the ship on fire. Oh, come on, man. Oh, that killed him. I can't squeeze through. I had just enough bullets for that. We should do a tier list of all the Resident Evil games at the end of the marathon. Well, that's the plan. I'm going to be ranking all of them from best to worst. So, about as big of a tier list as you can get because I'm going through individually and ranking them. Emergency safety lockdown system has been engaged. Is Resident Evil 8 all you have left? Once I finish this, yes, I will have done all 30. The only one I didn't do because I couldn't do was Resident Evil Degeneration, which is the engage game. That is the only one that I didn't do. Alan. Alan, where the hell are you? Oh boy, we've lost Allen. It'll be up there. Delta, for sure. A lot of remote bombs. Okay. No. I keep doing that thinking the top is combined. That's crazy. You You do hate to see that. Oh god. Where is she? Where am I supposed to go? Is it here? No. I could only go to floor three, which means it's got to be here. I guess I got to crawl over this side. I figured it'd be something with this door, though. And I see she opened this. This the right way. No, she's down. No, she's not. It is there. This is where I came from. Yeah. So, it's got to be there. I will be playing Lost Solicide, but not tomorrow. Tomorrow I'm going to be finishing DLC for this and then playing POE 2 for the new league. >> Hey Allan, give me a second. Just checking for things. >> How did you get here? >> Where's Evie? >> She's out of control without the treatments. She >> That was very Zoolanderes cough. >> Well, it's a good thing we're already dying. Don't say that. >> She trusts you. >> That little [ __ ] She never trusted. Okay. >> Eevee. No. Eevee. Eevee. >> Ellen, listen. I >> didn't even call you that. >> She tries to take control. You have to fight her. [Music] Get molded, nerd. >> Stop. Stop right now. That's actually help. [Music] No. Ethan, you were right. I did lie to you. I shouldn't have. All I can say is that if you get this, stay away. Forget that you ever knew me. Have a good life. >> A thanks, Mia. No, the mold. Oh, [ __ ] >> Why? >> Together forever. Holy [ __ ] Damn. Now, do you remember? >> I do. I I do remember it. >> I remember. >> Can we be a family like before? >> Yes. >> No, Eevee. >> Oh, >> we can't be a family. We were never a family. We will never be a family. >> Then I don't need you anymore. [Laughter] >> What were you thinking with that, Mia? You could have just lied. All you've done now is condemn Ethan. You could have easily just said, "Sure, give me Ethan back." All right, give me two seconds. I'm going to go fill up my water. Be right back. Okay, I'm back. All right. Yeah, we're finishing this tonight. No lockpick. How much longer in the game? Uh, probably like 30ish minutes. Somewhere in that ballpark. 30 40. Long ladder. I just pick up more remote bombs. Seems to be all I get. Lug wrench map. I have no way of opening this yet. There we go. More remote bombs. No, definitely not Ernie. I don't think it's the worst mainline. I think six is over hated. Like, it's not great, but it's not nearly as bad as people make it out to be. What did I miss? What did I miss? Where does this lug wrench go? I'm guessing it was somewhere down here. Can I use it on that door? That must be it. Okay. No, that's not it. [ __ ] What did I miss? Hated the entire ship section. It's I mean the ship section's definitely not as good as the rest, that's for sure. But it's not bad. It's fine. Is there something in here in the safe room I missed? I really can't do that. I'm probably going to play Resident Evil Night in first person. What the [ __ ] Ah, here we go. I had to go all the way back around. Yeah, I know. I played it when it came out and I did not like it. I'll retry it though cuz everyone seems to glaze the [ __ ] out of it. So, I'll give it another spin. I'm assuming this is not open H. [Applause] Well, this is unlucky. I had one shot. Yikes. [Music] This is pretty annoying. This is pretty annoying. [Applause] Huh? Now is probably the best time for me to pop these. Okay, I am [ __ ] lost. I cannot find where I need to go. Nothing in here. Okay. What? What? What's happening? Open. Yeah, I've seen Valor mortise. A lot of [ __ ] over here. Can't open this though without the corrosive, which I don't have. Man, I I am at a complete [ __ ] loss where I'm supposed to be going. I've now checked everywhere. The lug wrench in the elevator. I didn't see anything in the elevator for the lug wrench. I'll check again though, I guess. Oh, on here. I would not have thought to do that. No, I didn't mean to climb down. That was an accident. I just saw the first thing there. Climb up. Climb up. Climb up. Climb up. That's just a shortcut for that. There we go. Can't do anything with this. Yep. That's where the corrosive was in the other time period. Okay, this door is no longer blocked. Oh, man. This is a Oh, wait. This is a puzzle room. Okay. I thought I needed to go grab more [ __ ] Thank god. All right. I feel like it's supposed to mirror each other. Let me see. No, that's not how that works. What was that noise? Does it match each other? No. So, it doesn't match and it doesn't mirror. These three do not move. Maybe like this. What the [ __ ] I really thought it would just be mirrored, but it wasn't. Let's just try matching again. Did I not match it last time or Oh, I might not have waited long enough. What the [ __ ] The yellow wasn't matching. Oh. What? Oh, he Oh my god, he [ __ ] vanished and then popped up. Okay, finally getting some forward progress again. Don't care about the bobblehead. Feel like there's probably

Still something I need to do in the dining room. No. Okay. What's your favorite save room theme so far? Dead aim. Dead Aim is my favorite soundtrack in general. I did not go into the guest room, it seems. It's a save room. I already read that. So many remote bombs. Okay, this this portion is definitely overstaying its welcome. That is for damn sure. That is for damn sure. Everything else was great. This is a little less so.

[Music] I can't even interact with this door. Yeah, they really kind of [ __ ] blew it with the ship. I did not remember any of this. I guess I just forced myself to forget it. Really, man? Hopefully I can come out on this side. Nope. That's just a fake door.

[Music] Nice. Oh, forgot about that. I love the idea of a door that doesn't exist. That is exciting. Okay, got the power cables. That's good. Let's go shove those in the elevator. Actually, what's on the fourth floor that I still need? Nothing. There's nothing on the fourth floor I still need. Okay, if I get the member style, appreciate it. Okay, climb down. cuz there's some [ __ ] here I need.

[Applause] No, this was not a required room, but I did get a backpack. Okay. What the [ __ ] What? I can't go down this here. Okay, let's go back to the fourth floor. Maybe there is something I missed there. I still haven't used this key that I picked up. Wait, I can just grab this. I just realized and I'm completely out of herbs. Well, not herbs. I'm out of Kim.

[Music] Never mind. I got a couple in my inventory. Oh, I just wanted to climb up. I just wanted to climb up and now I'm clipped. That's so good. That's so good. Oh, this weapon's a piece of [ __ ] Oh my god, it's such a piece of [ __ ] Wrong way. No, it was the Yes. This way. This way. I'm not going to even bother going back for that. No space. I am going to go back for it. Son of a [ __ ] I have to. Hello. The key is for the machine gun. Oh, is that it? Oh, I forgot to grab the [ __ ] fuse. cuz my inventory was full and I completely [ __ ] for Oh my god. Here we go. Elevator is fixed. I'm going to captain's quarters first just in case I need it. He's still just waiting. What a colossal [ __ ] I didn't get my block up in time. God, what a piece of [ __ ] man. Everything else was so good. Why is the ship so bad?

>> He's waiting.

>> So am I. This gun's not useful for anything. Might have just popped boxes with it. clean. Don't know why I'm doing this, but I can't help myself.

>> It was all for an antique coin.

>> I need you to do something.

>> What? Save Ethan. Sure.

>> Ethan. Ethan. Hey. Shh. I know. I know. I know. I'm not going to hurt you. Hell, I never would have if I could have helped you. What do you mean? I'm no killer son. Neither is Margarit nor my boy Lucas or even Zoe here. That girl Evelyn, she did this. What the hell is she now? What did she do to you? She infected us with her gift. That's what she calls it. I found her near a busted out tank in the bayou. Everything changed after that. So she infects you and then she takes control.

>> No, not exactly, son. She just She forces away into your mind, your soul. You can't fight back.

>> That's not true. You're just weak, Jack.

>> You are connected to her and you can't resist the urge to.

>> Oh, you're you're a different person after that.

>> Just like Mia. So Mia sent me that message because of Evelyn. Listen, the the girl just wants a family of her own. She's the key. All right. You find her, you stop her. Ethan, free my family, please. I'll do what I can, Jack.

>> Thanks, membership, Rosie.

>> Stay away from him.

>> Why?

>> He doesn't love you. I can make him love you.

>> Don't Don't hurt him,

>> silly. I told you I'm not going to hurt him.

>> Don't you dare.

>> What? You're not my mommy. remember.

>> Hey, can someone uh chop me out of here?

>> Thanks.

>> I'll check it out later. Arcane,

>> you have to get out of here and find her.

>> Oh, she's right there. I see her. Take this.

>> I found her.

>> Wait. What are you doing? What are you doing?

>> Saving your life.

>> You need to go. I won't be able to resist for much longer.

>> No.

>> Now go kill that little [ __ ]

>> No. No. Mia. No. Damn. And I'm still on the ship. [ __ ]

>> Okay, you little [ __ ] What the [ __ ]

>> man? They call her little [ __ ] more than they call her by name. Oh, I'm taking this fish with me. She hates fish. The ultimate one. Ah. Oops. Nice. Another bobblehead over there. Alpha one, this is Bravo one. Do you read?

>> That's a hard copy.

>> Did you find anything?

>> A thorough search of the Baker property revealed zero survivors. Repeat, zero survivors. We did find evidence of a skirmish.

>> Evelyn,

>> negative. However, we did find several encrypted messages from the Baker's son, Lucas, to an unknown third party. You can probably guess who that was.

>> That's just great. We've had reports is in the abandoned mine south of the property. I'm going to go have a look. Roger that. We'll meet you at those coordinates. If you encounter Evelyn, orders are shoot to kill. Repeat, shoot to kill.

>> Nice. We got the green light. Where's my antique coins? I have six. What can I get with that? Can't afford the Magnum. Oh, still just the same. Okay, whatever. All right, this is the end, right? So, I might as well get all my good [ __ ] out. Where's my Albert? My Prince Albert. There it is. Okay, I think that's everything I need. I mean, I guess I'll take this in the machine gun ammo. I might as well just [ __ ] fill it all out. And I'll keep two slots open. Oh, I have strong chems. I could make a lot right now. Is it just boss fight or is there more? There's more. Ah, okay. Then I'll just leave it like this for now. I don't feel like wasting a ton of ammo on these guys. I don't have a choice anymore. Uh-oh. I thought I Okay, I think we're cooked. I I thought I'd be able to pull that. Okay. I really thought I could just pull that. No, no such luck. Okay, I didn't realize they would not let me do that. No, these are the ones that go down into Oh my god. Don't Don't do it. Don't do it. Get in. We're good. Hello. Hopefully I guessed correctly. Nice.

>> Oh, [ __ ] I didn't see it. I'm just going to pop it raw. Uhoh.

[Music] Bunch of lore. Okay. I a big report. Oh, god damn. Thank you for the 50 gift subs, Daisy. Appreciate the huge generosity. Thank you for that. That was sweet. Thanks, Daisy. Okay, so I got to go find the thing to put in here. Okay. I thought there was something out this way. I was wrong. It's just a crate, which I do not care about. Okay. Do I have what I need to put in there right away? Let me see. Oh, yeah. I forgot I got the tissue samples cuz I got all of Mia as [ __ ] That's right. I completely forgot about that. Absolutely horrible singing. Very out of tune. Not hitting the correct notes.

>> Die.

>> You first. Oh, that's sad. Oh, and that's even more sad. I just put the block down. My block didn't go up. Okay. Okay, that's all right. It's just right here anyway.

>> I hate how that dodges every time he shakes his head just perfectly. Nope. Don't need that. I'm chopping them up. No, I thought that was an item. Feel like if I can kite them well enough, I can. What the [ __ ] I'm going for it. I think I can make this. I was so close. that reached. Oh boy. Man, they take a Okay, just the one in the back left. I make this. Maybe

>> he caught up so much quicker than I thought he would from the very back. Oh, is he still alive? I thought he died with Oh god, I thought he died with that. All right. No, he's dead or not. What? How? Oh my god. Jesus, man. How How did he tank so much? He made three different death noises and multiple of my shots went through him indicating he's dead. What the [ __ ] man? I'm sure of it. It's not here. It's gone. It's gone.

>> A memory. E001.

>> This is your fault.

>> No, not really. Am

>> I seeing this? Ethan, it's okay. It's okay. It's me. I know you didn't mean to hurt me.

>> Kill him, mommy.

>> But you shouldn't have done that.

>> It [ __ ] hurt.

>> He doesn't want to be my daddy.

>> Then he can die. Now it's mommy's turn to kill you.

>> Can't do it yourself, huh? Coward.

[Music] Let me just check up here. I'm curious. I think you're supposed to go up front, but I'm wondering if there's something up here.

>> Oh, wait. No, you are supposed to go up here and out the attic, right? Yeah, I think that's what you're supposed to do. Ethan, help me.

>> Mia, I'm trying. Can you stop whining?

>> Oh, no. It is out front. That was when she had the chainsaw. Good memories together, huh, Mia? I might as well just pop it.

>> You're going to be one of us

>> and then maybe you'll play nice.

>> I'm not playing.

>> No. Get that away from me.

>> I don't want your help. Oh, okay. Okay. Ah, now I go to the attic. The doll grew. Is that supposed to frighten me, Evelyn? Foolish. Actually, maybe it's not the attic.

>> I'm not sure. I feel like it is. I thought I thought for sure I remembered it is the attic.

>> Stay away.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Jesus. The force blast.

>> Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on a second. Jesus Christ.

>> Get away.

>> No. No. No. No.

[Music] you.

>> Why does everyone hate me?

>> You kill everyone. You mold them. What do you mean? It's super obvious. You're your own worst enemy.

>> It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Damn you. Damn you all the hell. You went out real sad. That was pretty pathetic. Got the Albert out. Let's put the enhanced ammo on. Ow. Jesus. The heroes are here. You're just a little bad. Oh, god damn it. Ow. I don't know if I'm supposed to be doing like a certain amount of damage here or if this is all scripted. Pretty sure it's scripted. I think I'm just wasting a bunch of ammo.

>> I just let it off me.

[Music] Use it. My trusty Albert. I got it. I didn't remember the final boss being a gimmick fight. I was saving the grenade launcher for the final boss. I thought I remembered it being like a maybe I got it mixed up with village. Hey guys,

>> I'm Red Field. Glad we found you.

>> What the [ __ ] took you guys so long?

>> I don't remember him looking like that. I remember how he looked in a village. That's not a very good-looking Chris.

>> You made it. I'm glad. Did I?

[Music] They say that when one door closes, another opens. Well, a door closed tonight.

>> Damn right it did.

>> Was.

>> But not just for me. Me and I weren't the only victims here. So were the Bakers. It was that thing, Evelyn, who made them that way. But now Evelyn's dead. And these guys are here to clean up the mess. I had just come to terms with losing me. Now she's back and wants to start over. Put all this behind us.

[Music] I'm sure that went well. Next door opens. Man, this game was such a banger. If this I will say if this did not have the ship section, this would be really competitive in the top three. The ship section is just such a slog. Everything else was so good. They really [ __ ] missed with the ship. All right, let's ride end of Zoey. I've heard nothing but good things. I know nothing about it. I'm excited. Yeah, we finished main game yesterday.

>> I had to use one of them.

>> There's only one left.

>> It's fine. It was foolish. You think I can escape?

>> I'm sure there's someone who can help.

>> This is my home. Apparently, I belong here.

>> I'll send help.

>> I'll send help.

>> Don't bother. There won't be anyone left to help.

>> She really did get super bitter about it, even though she's the one that told us to use it on Jack. Very unreasonable. Zoe, nice membership jab. No, Evie, please.

>> No. We got a C over here. Hey, I think she

>> What the hell you boys up to? That's her. All right. Zoe Baker. She's still breathing. Call in HQ.

>> You say Zoe.

>> Sir, do you live here?

>> What the hell's wrong with her?

>> We're here to help. So everything

>> In God's name are you done?

>> She got molded.

>> Stop. Stop.

>> Damn.

>> Oh my goodness. So

>> that knocked him out. What the [ __ ] is the point of a helmet then? Yeah, of course. I'll be streaming POE2 today. That's why I'm on so early

>> to me. We're here to help.

>> No, I don't believe you, boy. Tell me what kind of help comes in a helicopter gunship.

>> Actually, a lot of help.

>> You don't get it.

>> You think I don't know who you people are with all these monsters running around here. Tell me, where did they come from?

>> It's not what you think. You don't understand. No, I don't understand. You see that girl back there? Look, that damn my brother's little girl, my niece. You understand?

>> Oh, no.

>> Family

>> is a righteous cause.

>> And you ain't going to kill my family.

>> Yeah, we'll be playing while Solicide

>> I can abide.

>> For [ __ ] sake. She's infected. She's dying and we're both going to [ __ ] die if we don't get the [ __ ] out of here right now.

>> She ain't dead yet, boy. So, I figure you better do something about it before I feed your two little friends outside.

>> You okay? There's a cure.

>> You're lying to me.

>> I'm not lying. I'm not lying. We were on our way to get her treatment and you [ __ ] that up when you jumped us. They're probably still waiting for us right now. Where took it to an old shack not too far from here. It's there. I swear

>> she's become like a FromSoft boss now.

>> You're my family. Is there anything I need here? Okay. No, I haven't played the DLC before. This is my first time playing the DLC. Oh, wow. Okay. Wait, is this his thing? He just he was using melee. Ah, perfect. Grub. Yum. Grub with my Kim to make the first aid now. No herbs, just grub and centipedes.

>> All right, you lonely [ __ ] I could take you mother.

>> Wow, that's that's pretty cool. That's different.

[Music] Oh, I couldn't get my block up in time. That was unlucky. I like that combo. Oh, wait. What? Boxer effigy. Each one in your inventory gives you a 1% boost to your attack power. Nice. Wow, this is very different. What the?

>> Perfect. The cure was just right here. DLC complete.

[Applause] [ __ ] How are you still alive? What's the time zone? Uh, Eastern. Uhoh,

>> no. No, no, no.

>> Zoe. Oh my god. Huge sewer gators.

>> Zoe. What about you? You good, but you good, bud?

>> Things are you so humongous.

>> Just Just let it work.

>> God damn it. Why aren't it working?

>> Oh, it might be. It just takes some time. It wasn't full, was it? It won't be enough. She needs a full dose to heal completely. There's more at our base. Just untie me and I'll take you there. Please.

>> What base?

>> No.

>> Leave him alone. I'm coming to help. Oh [ __ ] You guys got a cure for that at the base, you think?

>> No. Got to get going. Oh,

>> thanks for the 10 gift subs, Gina. Appreciate the generosity. This is a horrible.

>> Okay, it's okay now. Zoe. Oh, we're going to have a big pugilistic showdown. I feel it. He looks like a boxer.

>> Damn it.

>> Yeah, we already finished base game. Soulja Boy said we're at some kind of base. Thanks membership, Ralph. Where in all hell did this wall come from? Looks like somebody left the lights on. That's good enough for me. Yeah, he probably right. Don't you worry, Zary. Just a little further. I want some more boxer effiges. I want to be able to one tap everything and everyone.

>> That's the base.

>> Uhoh.

>> Come on. Not now. Gator. Okay, you'll be safe here.

>> Now, just you wait here.

>> Is there speedrun tech for RE7? Yes, actually.

>> It's a very popular speedrun game. Die, [ __ ]

>> Nice. Okay. Perfect stealth.

>> Nice membership. Ice cube. They were studying grub. The power of grubs. What is daughters? I didn't see that DLC as an option. Oh, nice. I have not a hero. Uh, the Ethan one and then this. I don't know what daughters is. You best back there.

>> Oh, you got a combo.

>> All right. I feel like it's not time to kill him yet. He seems like final boss.

>> Oh, nope. I'm wrong. Damn. O Oh [ __ ] he charged up a wall up there. Got him in the Adams apple. You

>> ain't going to bother us no more.

>> What? Oh, come on. Just stay down. Crawfish jackpot. Another boxer effigy. Let's go. More grubs. Oh, [ __ ] That was unlucky. I didn't see it with the little grass there. There he is. Oh no, here he is. I can't get my spears back. Yeah. I need I I do need to restore.

>> Holy [ __ ] Okay. You guys really want some more after that?

>> Nice. I just saw him poke out. There we go. That's so weird. I can't like overwrite any saves. I can only make new ones. Big scrap metal pull. Oh, now it's working. I couldn't do it back there. Hey, this feels the most effective cuz there's just so many punches. Yeah, a little bit Brandon recently.

>> I don't know. Can I charge a punch? Doesn't look like it.

>> No. Oh man, I really [ __ ] waloped that guy. He did a whole like anime corkcrew on the way out. There's membership, Luke. I got two things of scrap metal. What What am I looking for?

>> That's got to be the medicine.

>> Yes, it must be. He's a membership, douche. Thanks, man. How do I get there? Nothing that way. Oh, actually that seems like a pretty good combo, too. Let's try that. Just alternating.

>> Oh, that's cringing. You know it.

[Applause] Oh, hurt. Oh, I can stealth. No, I can't. I'm just going to keep saving these for the uh alligators. Really? I can't climb that. Thanks, membership. Goop. Thanks, Saint. A nice ride. What? Oh, come on.

>> Joe, calm down.

>> Oh, it worked.

>> This is it. Finally.

>> Finally, brother. It's been like 2 minutes. It hasn't been that long. Oh, he's going to pile drive me. Okay, you lost some. Yeah.

>> Oh, I'm dancing on him right now. Had to tank that one. Oh, counter punch was nuts.

>> You want it? You got it.

>> Oh, [ __ ] A power bomb. What's wrong?

>> That's so [ __ ] cool.

>> Oh, that came out quick. Hold on. I got to heal. Oh, he keeps getting me with that. Damn it. I took too much damage there.

[Music] I still have my spears I can throw at him, but that's dishonorable. This guy doesn't have weapons. He's just using his fists.

>> Here we go.

[Applause] Nice.

>> Thanks for me, Sam. Oh, I could have picked those up. God damn it. Okay, I'm going to tell you something. You might not want to hear it. Joe's starting to really climb up my ranks as one of my favorite Resident Evil characters. This guy's [ __ ] awesome. So, I brought your medicine. You're going to be fine. No, I just beat your ass. How much more can you take?

>> [ __ ]

>> Chase him down.

>> We're going to dive.

>> Turn this dinghy into a submarine.

>> Where'd they go? Hey, leave my family alone, [ __ ]

[Music]

>> No, the bayou is protecting him.

>> You're going to get it. Damn, this whole place has gone to hell.

>> Doesn't look all that different from a normal bayou. I'm not going to lie to you. He's got to be up ahead.

>> Got my cheeky this week. Lowfi lavender is so good. Happy to hear that, man. Glad you're liking the cheeky. I thought I just saw something over there. Grub. some membership whiskey. Oh, they pranked me. And that's the real one. Damn. I was hoping there'd be an effigy in there. What is all the scrap metal used for? I actually almost missed that. That would have been so embarrassing. Okay, it's got to be to make spears. That's exactly what it's for. Can I make this? I cannot. He turned around real quick. Membership Yale mostly just chilling. Yeah. Solo. Uh, I need another spear, but I don't see where I'd get it. This is just scrap metal over here. And I don't have any more tree branches. Can I sneak by Yep, that worked. There we go. Tree branch. Looks like they can probably jump up here or some [ __ ] Oh, lost my balance. Thanks. Membership one nano. [ __ ] Oh, the double kill. Wait, what? Oh, there was one more.

[Music] Lot of throwing spears over there. Okay. What the [ __ ] He low profofiled me. That was tragic. Gh. Oh. This is This is bad. I thought I could just break the door.

[Applause]

>> God damn it. There's too many. Actually, we're fine.

>> Maybe Oh,

>> that was close. pretty clean. Oh, now it's on the other one. Oh, I see something back there. I think that's an effigy. I also see you right here.

>> No. Why? I'm cooked. I'm cooked. They chased so fast. [ __ ] There's so many here. Oh, that time it was an effigy. There we go. Clean. What? What? Wait, what? What? Where? Huh? I just got one tapped. What the [ __ ] was that? Yeah. Oh, it was one of those guys. That's why. Holy [ __ ] That almost just that almost killed me immediately. It's okay. These guys are ridiculous here on this. Holy [ __ ] Okay, I'm going to have to use one of these on them. I think I can't just save them. there. Finally. Oh god, another one. Okay, those guys [ __ ] suck. They're very easy to kill. It's really just the crawling guys that are the big problem. And I guess like when there's hordes of them. Nah, I'm not going back for the thing in the tree. I don't know what it is. It's probably not worth out of the way. Fat buck.

>> Oh, [ __ ] I'm getting hit from behind again. Jesus Christ.

>> That was clean. Oh, they didn't die from that. Oh god, I thought they died.

>> There we go. Scary. Zoe,

>> it's a goddamn sacriage.

[Music] Jack.

>> No. What the [ __ ]

>> Jack. I actually didn't expect that to be Jack. God damn it, Jack. Don't you remember your brother? What a waste of the serum.

>> Don't do it. Don't you touch him, Jack. Let me the [ __ ] out of here. Move your family.

>> How the [ __ ] can you do this to me? Get me the [ __ ] out of here, Jack. No. God damn it. Oh, hell, Jackie boy. What's happened to you?

>> He's grown more powerful. Leave him alone, Jack.

>> There you are, you son of a [ __ ] Let's do this. This is a secret path. Where am I huge? What

>> the hell is this?

>> What are their fancy toys?

>> It's like the uh gauntlet King Kong gets.

>> Ready for use.

>> Thanks, Umbrella.

>> Charging.

>> Oh, okay. Now I can charge. That absolutely [ __ ] annihilated that guy.

>> Charging.

>> All right, we're going all in.

>> Charge complete. Holy

>> damn

>> charge. Just might be what I need to put old Jack down for good.

[Music] Oh man, that's so sad. Poor Jack. Jack and his family did not deserve it. Unlucky. Oh, actually, I mean, Lucas was kind of [ __ ] up, though, to be fair. Home sweet home.

>> Charging. Charge.

[Music]

>> There's no way I can blast through that. I'm supposed to go this way.

>> Charging. Charging.

>> Charge complete. Not the beast.

>> Get out of my way.

>> Oh, the triple kill. Huge.

>> Charging. Charge.

>> Charging.

>> Damn, I even one tapped the big guy. Oh, that was that's what was in the tree. It was a champion effigy. Wait, what happened to all my other effiges? Oh, they're just gone now.

>> It's got to be up ahead. Yeah, I'll probably play the new Hellraiser game. What's in here?

>> Jesus. What happened here? Ah, there we go. Now I get my lost inventory back. Looks good. We're whole again. Nice. I should be hitting real hard now. Champion effigy plus 9% boxing effiges.

>> Wait, Jack. Zoe is coming with me.

>> Oh, daughters is in band footage volume two. Gotcha.

>> Zoe. Zo, wake up. Wake up.

>> Let's get some lobster through some Dream. I'm excited for Res Evil 9. Yeah.

>> Y bring it on.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Charging. Charge complete. Oh, what a beautiful counter from the boy wonder. Oh.

>> Oh, I can't get my guard up. Drop it.

>> That hit me.

>> Charging.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Charging.

>> Oh, I didn't expect that.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Ah. I'm playing a little too fast and loose here. Here, take one of these.

>> Charging.

>> Charge.

>> Oh. Charging.

>> Charge.

>> You remember me, right? You remember the time I broke your nose when we were kids? You remember when a bone launcher into the SP? Ah,

>> I tried to get the big counter punch there.

>> Charging.

>> Oh [ __ ] Not good. Not good. I can't. He stun locked me. I couldn't get my guard up and I couldn't run. God damn it, Jack. Dirty bastard. Oh my lord. I have to go collect everything again.

>> Jesus. What happened here? Thanks membership. Sen,

>> just you wait, Jack. Zoe is coming with me.

>> Zoe. Zoe, wake up. Wake up.

>> I think instead of going for combos, it's probably best just to keep charging this up.

>> You're the dog now. Bring it on.

>> Charging.

>> I think this does more damage.

>> Charge complete.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Charging.

>> Charge complete.

>> Charging. Charge complete.

>> Charging. Charge.

>> You remember me, right? You remember the times I broke your nose when we were kids? You remember when I bought you into the swamp? Charge complete.

>> Charging.

>> Charge complete.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Just play it safe.

>> Charging. Charge complete. Charging.

>> Charging. Charge complete. That's

>> Man, I can't believe that's still reached.

>> Charge complete.

>> Charging.

>> I charging.

>> Charge complete. Charging.

>> Charge.

>> You never had it in you. You were a wimp. Never could beat me. Just your monster now. Don't mean I can't still kick your ass.

>> God, I love Joe. This is so good.

>> Charge. Charge it. Charge. Charging.

>> Charge. Charging.

>> Oh, this is farewell from the family, brother.

>> Good [ __ ] Joe. Zoe, hang in there. You're going to be all right now.

>> Zoe. Zoe,

>> wake up. Zoe.

>> Joe, what happened to her? Are you okay?

>> I'm fine. Don't you worry about me. It's all over now.

>> Who's about to get sub W?

>> Go, go, go. Don't move.

>> The real heroes are here.

>> Get down.

>> Weapons down.

>> God, I really hate the design of Chris in this.

>> It's all right.

>> You must be Zoe Baker.

>> Who the hell's asking?

>> Chris Redfield. Been looking all over for you. We're here to help. We did it.

[Music] You're going to be just fine. I was trapped with those monsters for three years. All of them trying to kill me. I can't believe it's finally over.

>> You got to know deep down somewhere they were still your family and they loved you. Especially your daddy.

>> Even in his final days.

>> We found her. She's a tough kid. Of course. Hang on. Someone wants to speak to you. Nick Fury.

>> Zoe. Zoe, are you there?

>> It's you. I don't believe it. You actually made it.

>> We both did.

>> You didn't forget about me.

>> I told you I'd send help. And I always keep my promises.

>> Ethan. Okay. Come on, man. You know damn well this had nothing to do with you going back and saving her. Nice. All right, we got uh we got time for Not a Hero. I think Not a Hero is another short one. Thanks for the bits, W. Extreme challenges to obtain the spirit blade. What? What the [ __ ] is the spirit blade? And we just got Joe Must Die mode. Okay, next. Not a hero. Let's ride membership. Eric [ __ ] company, huh? Is it ready? Can we begin? I can't help it, man. We've got work to do. membership. Eekloo.

>> Chris, did we lose him?

>> No. No. Ethan Wyinners has been secured. He's alive and well considering.

>> And Lucas Baker, right now he's our only link to the connections.

>> He's next on my list. What was the decision to redesign Chris like this? I guess after six they were just so desperate to disassociate from everything on six. Maybe

[Music]

>> your stream title is RE7. Yeah, cuz this is Resident Evil 7.

>> Signal strong. You're coming through loud and clear, Chris. We didn't get much from the first unit before we lost contact, but apparently Lucas turned the mine into his own personal hideout.

>> How many men did we lose?

>> Three of our best. Their last transmission was near that should be just ahead. I'm going to need you to check it out.

>> Got it.

>> Oh, is this the Albert?

>> Yes, it is.

>> I knew you could do this. I vaguely recall playing this DLC. Oh, come on, man.

[Applause] The lab is just ahead.

>> Any idea what Lucas is up to down here?

>> We're still analyzing the data, but it looks like he's been running experiments with an E- typec.

>> Let's hope those men haven't become a part of those experiments. Boys, how we looking?

>> I'm getting you out of here.

>> Believe me, it's too late.

>> We're both walking out of here.

>> I got news for you.

>> What?

>> That's not going to happen.

>> I wouldn't do that if I were you.

>> Now, you can try and take that off all you want.

>> Maybe MC, maybe that was the plan.

>> My hand might slip. And

>> Lucas, no. Oh, [ __ ]

>> Now, here's the deal, Chris. You don't follow me and I'll bounce your head off the ceiling.

>> The same goes for your little soldier brains, too. Adios.

>> Muchachos.

>> He just dropped a cold muchachos line. Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Membership starring

>> picking up airborne spores. It's the E type mutammy. Your mask will switch automatically to rebreather mode. Keep an eye on your oxygen tank to be safe.

>> Your oxygen tank is at 50%.

>> Looks like you're clear of any contamination.

>> You should head back and get that bomb on your arm deactivated.

>> There's no time. I don't want to give that [ __ ] a head start.

>> Understood. Just to be careful.

>> I don't care about the bomb on my arm. I got a job to do. God damn it. Where's the uh the button? Oh, losing quality air.

>> Chris, we finished analyzing the data we intercepted from Lucas. It's like we thought. The son of a [ __ ] has been sending status reports on Eevee to the connections. Find him and bring him in. We can't let this happen again.

>> Are you sure you just don't want to recruit him?

>> Chris, we've been over this.

>> Maybe the BSAA is convinced. If they weren't, I wouldn't be here. Working with Umbrella is going to take some getting used to on my part.

>> I know it must be difficult. And to tell the truth, a lot of our members have been with us since even before we reinccorporated as a PMC. About all that's left now is the name. Let's just focus on the mission and maybe we can continue this conversation when you get back.

>> I actually totally forgot Chris was with Umbrella at this point.

>> Granted, it's a different Umbrella allegedly,

>> but still Umbrella nonetheless. Yeah, we finished Main Story last night. They wanted to make Chris more like his earlier design, which fans hated. Made him unrecognizable. Yeah, they should have just stuck with the the one that everyone liked from Resident Evil 5. Chris looked so cool in that. That is still by far Chris's best design. Oh boy. Okay. I need the the better filter here. I thought it was more of a recommendation instead of a requirement. That's on me. Uh, which way do I go? We'll go this way. I already I know I can't go the other way. So, we'll hit here.

>> A friend. Redfield,

>> don't worry. I'm going to find a key to this thing and get you out of there. Chris still with the BSAA during seven and eight. He's just working alongside Blue Umbrella, who is PMC at this point. Yeah, but even still, it's just surprising and I completely forgot about it. What are your thoughts on seven? I think seven is an incredible game. If they didn't have the ship section, I think this would be an easy top three. And even with the ship section, I don't know, it still might break my top three. It is so good. And these DLCs are great. I really liked Joe's. End of Zoe was amazing. Oh, I can't believe I just missed that shot. [ __ ]

>> I've been pranked. Damn you, Lucas. This is locked, right? Yeah. Oh, that was unlucky. Yeah. God damn. Still more. Okay, should be good now. This ought to do it. Oh, that's a that's a big boy. Okay, I don't think I need to kill him. I probably just need to get the key. I'd rather save the 3,000 bullets it'll cost me.

>> Please tell me what I'm looking at.

>> Wow, that's a huge guy.

>> I have no idea. It's something new.

>> Exercise extreme caution.

>> Don't worry, I am by not fighting it. Hopefully, this goes to this door and not the cell back there. It goes to the cell back there. Time to put on some big moves. Didn't quite get the big moves there. Just [ __ ] punch it. Do you like RE2 remastered? That was my favorite Resident Evil before starting this marathon. It is no longer, but it is still probably be in my top three. Like I said last night, I'm actually kind of leaning towards Resident Evil 3 OG. That game is just so incredible. But we'll see. We still have a whole another Resident Evil to go.

>> But I will tell you, Village is not my favorite. I like Village a lot.

>> It is not better than RE2 remake or RE3.

>> And you fell for it.

>> What?

>> [ __ ]

>> [ __ ]

>> Take the filter on my mask. Hurry.

>> But you'll die. I'm dead anyway.

>> That's a good point. He's right. That's

>> right. Just what you learn.

[Applause]

>> I tried to help. I shot it. I'm sorry. Lucas. Okay, now we can go to that other side. Is there anything you don't like about Resident Evil? Resident Evil 8? Uh, not really. I actually really like the game. I just don't like it more than Resident Evil 3 OG or Resident Evil 2 remake.

>> Get my hands on that [ __ ]

>> Just remember we need him alive, Chris.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Thanks membership. Elmeister, do you like seven more than eight? Yes. Antique coins in here, huh?

[Music] Oh, I thought that was like a cliff. Anti- regen rounds. Nice.

>> Allow you to take down the new white mold variants.

>> Good. Automatic night vision. What do these rounds go to for handguns? Okay. So, I just swap to him here. Looking pretty good. Need power. Yeah, I plan on playing Army 2 with Matt for the gaming channel. Uh, where do I get power? Is it back up there and I missed it? Cuz I don't see any way of getting back now. I don't see any ladder or anything. Oh, it's over here. There we go. Great.

>> Hurry up. Wow, there's a lot. Wait, no. Open it up. I thought it would take longer, [ __ ] Thanks, Puff.

>> Really?

>> Chris is too tall. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Oh, okay. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Ah. Oh boy. Close. Let's check. Make sure I didn't miss anything. No, we're good. No. Okay. Didn't expect that. Let's uh Oh, I bounced off of his head. These look like they're pointed down. Oh, Jesus, man.

>> They are. They are. There. Just finish me. Just finish me. Okay. Uh, let's try and get a grenade back there and blow him up. I'm assuming that'll work. They looked like they had little uh explosives on them back there in the other room. So, I'm guessing this will work. There we go. I didn't get a key, but I did get the night vision resil. And I turned on the power. Can't use that yet.

[Music] Man, the booby traps. Lucas, you've outdone yourself. How long did it take you to set all this up in the cave, brother? Holy. I bet if you know the layout of this, that was sad. I looked at it at the last second. I bet if you know the layout of this, you can just run straight through here without ever getting the night vision. You dirty bastard. Thanks. Shivering. And yeah, I might. We'll see. I haven't golfed in a while, though. We'll see. That's definitely not what I wanted to do. All right, I got a piece so [ __ ] bad. Give me two seconds. I'll be right back. Let me just pause just in case. I actually think this was right. So that way I can move the one next to me. This one is colored in yellow [ __ ] though. So what h what happens if I push it down here? What's stopping me from just pushing it through that? That feels like way too simple. But let me see

>> what stops me from just launching this [ __ ]

>> Ah, fair enough. That'll do. Is there anything else down there or just pain?

>> Just pain. Now I got to pop this. Why can't I push this? Oh. No worries, ghost. Looking for booby traps. I recognize this guy. Okay. Okay. What? Oh my god. I I actually hate these enemies. These enemies are the worst. Not worth using any ammo or any ammo on. Close. Use it. Getting real low on ammo.

>> You okay?

>> Hang on. I'm coming.

>> Who am I talking to? I'm assuming there's a soldier in here. Ah, there you are. How did you even see him? Chris, what the [ __ ] Things five subs fail.

>> Marquez.

>> Chris, old buddy.

>> Uhoh.

>> You could die now, Chris.

>> [ __ ] Wait, did I do something? Wait, I did something wrong. Oh, you're just not supposed to interact with him. Oh, that's that's new.

>> Hey, you okay? Hang on. I'm coming. There's a prime tank. Okay, now I can interact with him. Hey. Hey, you still with us?

>> Welcome back, Marquez.

>> It's you. Thanks. I was beginning to think we've been left behind.

>> Don't you ever think that, son. Don't you ever think that, soldier. I think I think we can get out this way.

>> He takes one wrong step and falls.

>> Luke is a [ __ ] psycho. Not sure what's worse, him or those things.

>> Be careful opening these doors, by the way. Everything's booby trapped.

>> Get out of here.

>> Over here. We can get out up through there.

>> No [ __ ] man. [ __ ] You got to be kidding me. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Get this thing off me.

>> No.

>> I don't know about you, Christopher, but I'm getting real tired playing games. Three men, Lucas. Three of my men dead because of you. This ends. And it ends now.

>> Well, I don't think so. It's about to be four dead soldiers in a minute.

>> Why doesn't he just blow my [ __ ] up? Yeah, I was about to say.

>> You are going to die.

>> I literally have his bomb on my body.

>> Okay, we got a situation here.

>> We're on it. Chris, head back to the central cavern and wait for further instructions.

>> Don't let me down.

>> Got to be weary of the booby traps. Oh, maybe not.

>> Eight frames. Nice.

>> Don't blow up. Don't blow up. Ah,

>> Chris, good news. Our video logs from the first unit show canisters of liquid nitrogen nearby. You might be able to deactivate the bomb by freezing it.

>> Where are the canisters?

>> The storage space in the mining work area. Go through the red shutter door.

>> That was where the big scary guy was. I have one shot left and then I got to go to the shotgun. Actually

[Music]

clutch. My last bullet. It was a head shot to insta kill it so I don't take a ton of damage. That was beautiful.

[Music] Oh [ __ ] Man, I am built different. I will have to swap to this now though. Never mind. It gave me more anti-reion ammo, which tells me there's a lot more regions.

>> Nitrogen is just beyond that room.

>> Damn it, Lucas.

>> That's lovely. Oh, okay. That didn't do anything.

[Applause] It's got to be close. Is this thing killable? Am I just supposed to get in the truck? No.

>> Oh, there we go. Got him finally. Holy.

>> Target down. Now find that nitrogen.

>> Don't have to remind me. I see some liquid nitrogen back there. Is this the one I use? Feels like it's not enough. I guess that's liquid nitrogen. I don't need a ton.

>> Hurry, Chris.

>> There goes nothing.

>> That did it.

>> Take it off before it thaws and restarts.

>> [ __ ]

>> Nice.

>> You all right, Chris?

>> Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay, Lucas. It's just you and me.

>> Chris, we're showing a room located behind the shield machine.

>> Lucas,

>> it's possible. See if you can get in there to check it out.

>> Got it.

>> On it. locked in. It's the underminer drill. Watch out, Chris. Run. It was on the left side. I assume these both went there, but looks like only this one goes here.

>> Christopher, stay with us. I see. Very impressive, my friend. Very impressive.

>> I can't see [ __ ] Where's my night vision?

>> See how impressive you really are. Oh [ __ ] Oh, no, no, no. Switch back. [ __ ]

>> I didn't realize it didn't switch.

>> Maybe you're good. Maybe you got lucky. What do you say?

>> No. I hate these things. I absolutely hate those. Man, how many of these puppies are there? Oh, you dirty bastard. I didn't even see you.

>> Just slow it down, Christopher. Almost had you that time. Just how much more of this do you think you can take?

>> Not much. You got me on the ropes. I hear a big guy. Oh god.

>> Oh boy. Uh, looks like that'll eventually open up. Stop it. God damn it. Okay. Okay. No more. All right. I don't have anything left.

>> You won't get any sympathy from me, [ __ ]

>> I know. I know. I've done I've done terrible things. Horrible things. I killed your man. I tortured them. And I enjoy every second, soldier boy. Just like I'm going to enjoy watching you burn.

>> Commendation.

>> You hear that?

>> Sounds like time's running out for you.

>> Damn, Lucas.

>> Christopher.

>> If you're going to kill me, just kill me.

>> For the love of God, shut the [ __ ] up.

>> Oh, I wish I could stand watch you burn to death, but I can't. I have an elsewhere to be. Bye-bye.

>> Bye, Lucas. I'll see you soon.

>> How do I leave? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, here we go. It actually It was here.

>> Don't want to die here.

>> No, it wasn't there. What about here?

>> God damn it.

>> Nope.

>> I think I'm cooked, boys. Oh, wait. One more.

>> Just a little more. Wow. Crazy buzzer beater.

>> Huge [ __ ]

>> Good [ __ ] Chris. Ah. Chris, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> We managed to intercept an email Lucas just sent out. Listen to this. Umbrella and Redfield have been taken care of. Dealing with them cost me some time. Cost them a lot more. But I can still get that data to you, but we're quits after that.

>> He thinks I'm dead. This might be our chance. Who do you send it to? We're still decryting that. Just get Lucas.

>> Keep me posted.

>> It's going to shoot me.

>> I had no lock pick for that. Okay. I'm assuming I need to go in there. [ __ ] it. Is it the same thing we read earlier? No, nothing in here. Let me just pick something up. What did I pick up? No point in coming in here at all. Okay.

[Music] I had to have picked up something worthwhile from going in there, right?

>> Lucas.

>> Hey, Lucas. He doesn't hear me or see me. That's good news. This ought to tip him off, though.

>> Oh, Jesus. What the hell?

>> Oh, maybe I need to ambush him. Lucas,

>> that door waited way too long. Oh [ __ ] not enough space. Nice. Uh, well, I might as well How do I swap these? There we go. Just drag. I already did the end of Zoe campaign. That that was the first one I did. I can go back and use the lockpick, but I'm not going to. I don't think I need to. Can't imagine there's anything I need from that. I didn't break it. How can I I thought there was like a little thing on there that I could shoot to blow it up, but doesn't seem like it. Oh, wait. It's not even firing. God damn it. Lucas, you've done it again. You really are a genius. How the hell are you still alive? You should be dead.

>> We got your emails. We know you're funneling info to someone.

>> That's none of your goddamn business, Chris. A lot of people out there want to know about our little AV. A lot of people,

>> your friends, the connections know about this. They don't strike me as the forgiving type.

>> That's my business. You let me worry about that.

>> Should have stored these. That just takes up unnecessary space. That's really tragic. I didn't even know those were there. Eek. I want those med injectors. Is there anything I can discard? Antique coins, but I kind of want those ammo. I need that. [ __ ]

>> Ow, Lucas. I can't. I I don't. No. I don't believe it.

>> Believe it. It's over.

>> No. No way.

>> Just shut up and accept it. Lucas,

>> you'd love that, wouldn't you?

>> Oh, boy. So this is what it feels like.

>> Got a situation down here.

>> Infection is at critical mass.

>> Tell me something I don't know.

>> Oh, I've got something for you. You're [ __ ] strong.

>> You're going to need to proceed with caution. Extreme caution.

>> Oh, well that's different. Like it haven't been since we got here.

>> Uh-oh. Then you of course be playing Lost Solicide. H.

>> You had come here, didn't you? I'm just going to use all of these. Pick up these. Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh my god. What the [ __ ] is happening? Holy [ __ ] God damn. Not good.

[Music] Hello. Please move.

[Music] All right, I have so many shotgun shots here. That is a lot of damage. That gallop that he does there, that hurts. The air contamination is going off the charts. Kill that thing before your air tank gets out.

>> Thanks for the advice. I'm on him. Reset. He's got to be close, right? You would think got the refill and killed him. Damn, that was clutch. [ __ ] Game over.

>> Finally. Chris, the data transfer is almost complete.

>> Didn't they want me to take this guy alive?

>> How do I stop it?

>> You need to find a way to shut down the server. There may be some transformer relays. You can't.

>> Okay, that worked. Going to be some pissed computer techs up here. But

>> your river, what's the sit rep?

>> The facility is clear. Even the newer breeds have been neutralized.

>> Nice.

>> Then I'm out of here.

>> I think they did a good job with like Chris's attitude. I just don't I do not like the redesign of him.

>> Perimeter wall is up and operational.

>> Good.

>> Think we did any good here?

>> Not for them, unfortunately.

>> Membership,

>> but the mold is contained. Hopefully, they're Eevee's last victims.

>> We'll see. Kaden.

>> Hopefully.

>> Chris, there's a call for you. You need to take it back at the camp.

>> I wonder if it's Ethan. I'm on my way.

[Music] Nice. All right, we finished both of the main DLC's. The DLC's were good. I was [ __ ] slapped. So, is it eight next? Yep, that's the last one. But we're not starting that today. today. This is perfect timing cuz POE 230 Dict is about to launch. Actually could not have timed that better. Both DLCs were about an hour each. That was perfect.