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Sans: Ugh, why did my doll have to disappear again?!
Sans: First of all, it costed me almost a hundred bucks, and second of all, it brings me memories of my bro (Papyrus)!
Sonic: What's up Sans, are you alright?
Sonic: What's with you?!
Sans: I'm sick of those bastards who keep playing with my doll and either losing or keeping it in the end...
Sans: This is about the 8th time this week it happened!
Sonic: How many times have you lost your doll, Sans?!
Sonic: I'm pretty sure just because it's missing doesn't mean someone else would steal it!
Sans: No, it means that I would permanently lose it!
Sonic: Sans, I'm sure that we can help find your doll!
Sonic: Just don't get too mad at me!
*Before Sonic could finish talking, Sans equips his gaster blaster firearm to fire a laser at Sonic, knocking him away.*
Sans: Shut up Sonic, if it's gone then it's gone!
Sonic: Why are you throwing a fit over this?! It's just a mere plush!
*Again, Sonic's sentence is interrupted when Sans dropped an anvil on Sonic.*
Sans (rapidly punching Sonic with his gaster blaster firearm): LEAVE ME AND DON'T GET INVOLVED IN THIS!!!
*As Sans is still attacking him, Sonic managed to find an opening to counter Sans with two successful aerial spindashes!*
Sonic (punching and kicking Sans): THIS ISN'T YOU, SANS! CALM YOUR BONES DOWN!
*As Sonic got in the offense, he was countered by Sans and knocked away...*
*...and Sans even went as far to fire another huge laser at Sonic to knock him away on another direction!*
Sonic (gets up): So what?! C'mon, Sans!
Sonic: You wouldn't usually throw hands over petty stuff like this!
Sans: Oh my friend... your reaction is hilarious!
Sonic: What the heck are you onto, Sans?!
Sans: Alright buddy, you may now leave.
Sans: Yeah, thanks for having me.
*The Sans clone who assaulted Sonic then took off his disguise and he turned out to be... Goku?!*
*Goku then walks away as if nothing happened.*
Sonic: What? What was that?!
Sonic: Was this supposed to be a prank?!
Sans (carrying his Papyrus doll): By the way, my doll is still here so yeah it's a prank.
Random: Heyo guys! What's going on here?
Sonic: Random! What are you doing here?!
Sonic: Didn't you tell us you went shopping at the mall?
Random: Oh, I actually did go shopping! But the activity didn't last that long...
Perodua Alza (takes off the Random disguise): ...or did it?!
Sans: Alz, that was a surprising act you pulled there!
Sans: Though out of everyone, why'd you be Random?
Perodua Alza: Why not? I'd like to see how it feels in her shoes!
Perodua Alza: And that stunt I did was just for short fun!
Sonic: So where is the real Random at?
Perodua Alza: That? Lemme recall whatever I remember 'bout it.
*Meanwhile, Random and BreadButter are still sleeping peacefully in Alza's bedroom...*
*Alza specifically tries to remember the part where he forced them to take a deep sleep in his bedroom...*
Perodua Alza: Oh no! I gotta go check on my babies now!
*Alza departs out of the scene and rushes back to the CarCouncils' HQ...*
*As Random and BreadButter are still asleep, Alza quietly enters his bedroom to keep an eye on them...*
*...and also carefully pulls them into his car body!*
*Alza also took out the AC remote to turn the AC off.*
Perodua Alza: Got 'em safe 'n quiet inside me, time to go.
*Alza also leaves his bedroom and gets out of the CarCouncils' HQ...*
*Now at Random and Android's house, Alza quietly makes his way into Random's bedroom...*
*And as he took off his disguise, Alza turns out to be... Bezza?!*
*Bezza takes Random and BreadButter out of her car body and carefully places them on the bed.*
*And she leaves them to sleep just like that...*
*...not before she turns off the lights and grips onto an AC remote!*
*Speaking of that, Bezza also turned on the AC with it.*
Perodua Bezza: Heh, Alza will never get to disturb these two here.
*Bezza quietly leaves the room...*
Sonic: Sans, how could you pull off such a prank like this?!
Sonic: Sure I fell for it, but saying that you lost your doll and decide to get Goku who's disguised as yourself to beat me up for it?!
Sonic: It brought more harm than laughs!
Sans: I mean, you gotta be startled to make it a 'prank'.
Sans: For example, how about what if I say...
Bully (while simultaneously taking off the Sans disguise): ...that I'm Bully?
Sonic: Wait what?!
Sonic: Now that explains why he did such a violent prank!
*Sonic's sentence was interrupted as Bully forcefully punches Sonic away...*
*The impact of Bully's punch was so strong that Sonic even broke a window while flying out of the BreadButter Production Team HQ!*
*Sonic falls down flat right outside the HQ...*
*...and slowly gets back up again.*
Sonic: Huh, what am I suddenly doing in the city?
*A high-pitched version of Cyberspace 3-2 (Go Slap) - Sonic Frontiers suspiciously plays in the background in a low volume...*
Mario: Hello sir, want to have a seat on this masterpiece?
Mario: With this CrashBash massaging chair, you will never say goodbye to your precious comfort again!
Luigi: And don't get SereneSmooth, 'cause it SereneSucks!
Sonic: Mario Bros...? Why are you guys joining the bad side now?!
Mario (as the music suddenly blasts, while carrying a CrashBash massaging chair with Luigi): You don't have to worry about your bank account or wallet to make such a cheap purchase on this item!
Luigi (carrying a CrashBash massaging chair with Mario): CrashBash will trash every massaging chair brand in this world and we've proven to be the best of all!
Sonic: You guys gotta snap out of this!
Sonic: You are ruining your own SereneSmooth business!
*Suddenly, Sonic gets shot by a lightning blast!*
*The scene quickly shifts full black...*
*...and the black screen fades as Sonic has a paralyzed look on his face, now resting on a SereneSmooth massaging chair.*
Sonic: Huh? Where am I...?
Eggman: Don't worry, Sonic! We got your back!
Eggman: CrashBash can lash on you more!
Bowser: Those two idiots will never catch you!
Sonic: Eggman... Bowser... What are you guys doing here?!
Sonic: And why am I on a SereneSmooth massaging chair?!
Sonic: Aren't you guys from CrashBash?
Bowser: You see, this isn't what you think it really is...
Eggman: We reassure you that nothing bad will happen, since we captured you here for your own good!
Mario (as he and Luigi take off their Eggman and Bowser disguises simultaneously): See? We're definitely no allies to CrashBash!
Sonic (gets off the SereneSmooth massaging chair): Mario Bros?! You guys were actually saving me from those CrashBash massaging chairs?!
Sonic: But then who were those Mario Bros I encountered from earlier?
Mario: I honestly don't know about that, my friend.
Luigi: Now that we got you safe and sound, how about we get out of our house and hang out?
*Sonic joins in the fun with Mario and Luigi!*
*And they left the Mario Bros' HQ...*
*Meanwhile, outside the HQ...*
Sonic: Though, what is with the citizens of BreadButterVille wearing disguises to deceive each other?
Mario: We don't have an idea about that.
Luigi: Yeah, today's such an odd day of seeing everyone wearing such disguises and doing stuff the actual victims will be mistaken for things they didn't do.
Sonic: Speaking of that, did I ever tell you guys that I never actually liked SereneSmooth?
Sonic: Well that's because... I was also trying to...
Crash (takes off the Sonic disguise): ...deceive you guys as Sonic!
Luigi: Wait, our worst corporate enemy turns out to be disguising as Sonic to play us into this mess?!
Mario: We meet again! Your stupid CrashBash massaging chairs are-
*Before Mario could say anything else, Crash dropped a CrashBash massaging chair on the Mario Bros to pound them.*
*As soon as that happened, the screen turns black.*
*The black screen fades to a town area of BreadButterVille as Kirby arrives at that spot...*
Kirby: Hooray, I've finally got to exercise healthy!
Kirby: It took me so much effort to properly work out!
Kirby: I should also reward myself a big buffet at a mall!
Perodua Myvi (unexpectedly pulls Kirby into his car body): A big mall buffet you say?! Count me in, baby!
Kirby (inside Myvi): Oh, you didn't have to surprise me like that.
Kirby (inside Myvi): Anyway, I don't mind you joining along!
Perodua Myvi: Let's go munch some gigantic bites together!
*Myvi drives away like that, on his way to the shopping mall with Kirby tucked in within his car body...*
*As Myvi have departed out of town...*
*...the screen zooms out to find out that the scenes were all... in a video?!*
BreadButter (showcasing the video's end on her smartphone as the studio managers cheer): This video's choreography is amazing!
BreadButter (holding her smartphone): Great job, BreadButter Production Team!
BreadButter (keeps her phone aside): Though what was your favourite scenes, you guys?
Random: My favourite part is the one where Sonic was kidnapped!
Wheelchair Guy: Don't forget the part where Bezza took off her Alza disguise.
Silhouette Man: Yes, she protected Bread and Random from Alza!
Kirby: That buffet I had with Myvi was meaty and delish!
Kirby: That was my most favourite scene of all!
Sandbag: The rest of the video wasn't relevant to the title but I enjoyed every scene featured in the video!
BreadButter: I'm glad that you all liked it as much as the effort you guys put in making this video a dream come true!
BreadButter: Before that, have any of you guys seen Alza?
BreadButter: He's one of us and is supposed to join us in the studio.
Random: I have no idea, he's supposed to be here...
Random: Who knows if he's too busy handling threats or whatever?
Wheelchair Guy: You could be right with that!
Kirby: It won't matter if he's supposed to do his main duty!
*At another area of the studio, Random and BreadButter walks there after concluding the meetup...*
BreadButter: Random, you and the others can leave for now.
BreadButter: I'm gonna be a little busy here...
BreadButter: And don't forget to cook the rice!
Random: Oh well, see you then Bread.
*Random casually walks out of the studio...*
BreadButter: Alright, this place is clear and empty.
BreadButter (to audience): Oh wait, I forgot to acknowledge you guys behind the screen!
BreadButter (to audience): Did you like the video?
BreadButter (to audience): As long as you've enjoyed it, I wouldn't bother you.
Perodua Alza (takes off the BreadButter disguise and equips his knife, while aggressively rushing towards the audience): JUST KIDDING, I'M GONNA COME SLICE YOU-!!!
*The scene abruptly cuts straight to the outro.*
*Obviously not sorry for the Alza jumpscare! But was a little exaggerated though! :)*
Outro Title - Happy April Fool's!
Outro Song: - Lights, Camera, Action! (Studiopolis Act 1 - Sonic Mania)
*A bonus scene! Meanwhile, Random arrives in BreadButter's bedroom...*
Random: Wait, Bread! How the heck did you get here so fast?!
Random: I thought you were gonna stay for a bit?!
BreadButter: Random, what are you talking about?
BreadButter: I was taking a long nap while you and the others were making the video.
Random: No, that can't be possible, right?!
Random: So if you were really here sleeping this whole time, then who was the Bread I was talking to earlier?
Random: Oh great heavens, we both know who it could be...
Perodua Alza (urgently pulls Random and BreadButter into his car body): BACK TO MY BEDROOM, YOU CHEEKY GOOFS!!!
*The scene also turns pitch-black. The end of this April Fool's special video.*