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He has a pregnant fetish. He really wants to get me pregnant. That's kind of hot, though. He has a what? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out.
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Time. I can't sing, but welcome to the show. Babies. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. I'm your host, Ryan Pel. This is Pillow Talk. Today, we're co-hosted by new, up-and-coming porn star in the industry, crushing it. You can see it on our OnlyFans. What's the OnlyFans link? Mila, baby 69. Mila, baby 69. Biggest boobs in the world. H 32s. The titty [ __ ] queen. That's your thing. Yeah, I had to. I had to do a little research. Hopefully, we'll see. Very impressed. Thank you. But our guest, I thought you're high five. Sorry. Okay, this isn't going well. I get nervous for this guest. The biggest guest we've ever had. Why? Tell you a few reasons, actually. We could talk about it after. But this is the GOAT. The person that I've masturbated to the most in the world. Why did I come here? This is Fox. The queen. My personal favorite. Our most viewed episode ever. The GOAT, Mia Malova. Hi, Mia. Thank you so much for coming back on the show. Yeah, of course. Thank you for having me. Mia, you were the first porn star that we did. I know. Who were you doing before that? Like, OnlyFans girls? Reality TV star stuff, like that? Well, you have like all the porn stars now. Well, now we're the biggest porn star podcast in the world. It's amazing. Yes. And girls love it because we're positive. Yeah, I hype up the girls. You know, other podcasts, they go, you know what? Your parents, all that [ __ ]. We don't do that. I glorify my guest because I am obsessed with porn. And I glorify you guys. In real life, I can tell you do. It's true. For that, just thank you so much. You were the first one to really, you started it for all of us. You started it. And we would be absolute joke [ __ ] nobody losers if it weren't for you. So thank you so much.
So Mia and Malova, we had a very viral video happen a couple months ago. I went on Barstool Sports, okay? And they asked me how we met, right? And I explained the story. Yeah. Of how I was throwing it back to you. Yeah, I remember. Okay, now it's all coming back to me. You sent me the video. You were like, I hadn't seen baby girl in a couple of years. I'm going to throw her one. And then your friend calls and says, hey, I have Mia here. Yeah. Right. True story. That's pretty cool. But that is a true story. No wonder you drove like two hours, like hit traffic, like you were rushing to get. Actually, we Ubered. Two hours? Really? Yeah. Oh, man. Two-hour Uber. And back then, I didn't, you know, I wasn't Daddy back then either. That was expensive. And I wanted to look cool in case you were outside. So it was an Uber Black. Oh my God. It's about $400 Uber. Wow. For my girl. And now, this time to come see you, I left my car stranded on the highway. That's true. The things I do for you. Why? It's an obsession. Just go get your car. And one thing I will say, I did say on Barstool Sports, uh, I've probably masturbated to you 2,000 times. That was a lie. That was a lie. It was definitely closer to 5,000 times.
How does that make you feel, Mia? What? How does that make you feel? It's funny. At least you're good-looking. Thank you. Thank you. Speaking of looks, uh, Mia, the boys, you did. I'm kidding. I'm. But you know, you can have anyone. Okay. For the most part, I'd say you got pick of the litter. And you kind of depends. You go for like the nerdy, you know, not guys you'd expect to date Mia Malova. You know that is true. Huh. It's very true. I love nerds. You date the guys that like, you know, play video games all day. You know, like, I haven't seen what your ex looks like, but he's a wannabe [ __ ] boy. Okay. I don't like it. I like. I can smell one from like a mile away. I don't like him [ __ ] boys. I will like it's out of desperation that I would have sex with a [ __ ] boy. Yeah. You don't. You don't do any of that. And you don't date, uh, porn stars either. Male. Male talent, right? No, but I married one. It's not like I have anything against them. It's just, you vibe with who you vibe with. True. How did you meet this guy? What's. Are we allowed to say his name? Yeah. His name's Rich. Rich. Twitch boy. Yeah. I met him on New Year's. So I went to, um, I went to do another stream in Austin. And he was there at the house. And like, over the next couple days, I kind of just developed a crush on him. You developed a crush on him? Mhm. It's kind of like when Kim K said, like, oh, I had a crush on Pete. And I called him up. And like the [ __ ]. That's awesome. That's like the, the hot porn version of it. I love it. So Rich, you know, he probably had like sixes and sevens, you know, maybe like six bodies in his life, kind of thing. No, no. He [ __ ] a lot. He [ __ ] a lot of girls. I don't believe that. So imagine he goes back to his boys, his group chat. I'm just saying he's experienced. Okay. Imagine, you know, he's doing like the sixes and the sevens. And then he goes to his group chat and he's like, boys, you will not believe this. I [ __ ] Mia Malova last night. And they're like, which VR video? You know what I mean? Like, was it bed? Was it wanks? No, no, no. I put my penis inside of me. Maka's vagina. Imagine what the boys said. No [ __ ] chance. It's impressive, actually. They did say that. Cuz I hung out with them afterwards. And I like, we didn't believe him 100%. Oh my God. 100%. How's his, uh, how's his dick? It's, it's big. It's big and wonderful. I'm obsessed with it. So, so the sex is good? Yeah. Sex is good. It's like four times a day. Really? Four times a day? Oh my God. I'm jealous. [ __ ] that's what I want. What a, what a nerd. What a king. I love it.
Okay, so Mia, your boobs look significantly bigger than last time we met. You told me that you thought I got them redone. But I've actually just put on a little bit of weight. Maybe it's cuz I stopped smoking nicotine. Like, now I'm eating more, maybe. But your waist looks like. You look beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, you really do. Well, I've always had like an hourglass. So like, usually goes to like my ass and my and my tits first. How's your booty right now? Huge. Yes. I checked it out when you walked in. No, she was wearing. I was pissed. She was wearing a hoodie that dragged over the. I saw it. It was zipped up. At first, I think I just wanted to be cozy. Yeah. You look great. Yeah, you do. But they look massive. The boobs. They are massive. Cuz I remember when you first started, I want to say you were probably a B34. Let's say C32. Oh my God. I was 30. A 34 C. Yeah. 34 C. Close. You're good. Thank you. You're very good. Yeah. 32H. I think so. I don't wear bras. I'm a double D E. Yeah. Double D 34. 34 double D. Three for three. Uh, C32. B. Literally. Yeah. C32. Come on. I went four for four. Alana. Oh, no. E. She's like, boundaries. Double D. Close. You're close. Okay. So are you still shooting mainstream right now? No, I haven't in about five years. It's been a while. Is? Yeah. Five years? Right. Yeah. They're begging for you to come back. No, no. It's been that long. Like, everyone kind of knows I'm doing my own thing. And how, how often are you posting your own sex tapes on your OnlyFans? Whenever I shoot them, honestly. Um, but it's not always just sex tapes. Like, a lot of the time, I just try to make it very like casual, everyday stuff. So it's like me in the mirror, or like me when I wake up. I'm going to grab my vibrator. Just stuff like that. Every day? Not every day. No, but a couple times a week. Okay. And how much money are you making right now on OnlyFans? Um, last, last month, it was 285. That's insane. Yeah, that's amazing. You know, it's so great. It is really, really great. But at the same time, I'll be perfectly honest, I, it's not like I'd love to make more, more, more. Greed. I'm so greedy. Cuz I know so many other girls that are making so much more. And I'm like, oh, I could do. How much? You know, I'll feel like I'll reach a goal. And then I always want to get higher. I'm the same way. It's never enough. I'm never satisfied. It's not about the money. It's like a game. Yeah. Yeah. Riley Reid is number one in the world right now, I believe. Is she? Yeah. What? How much is she made? She'd have to make over a million a month. I think it's 500,000 a month, I heard. No other girls are making like Amouranth on Twitch. She makes like 1.5 million. Yeah, like a mil a month. I'm. I don't even know these names. Belle Delphine. Okay, let me ask you a question. This is the great debate. Okay? Cuz I started Pillow Talk Agency, OnlyFans Agency. And a lot of girls that do porn, they say like on their OnlyFans, they say, should I do mainstream? Will it help or [ __ ] up my OnlyFans? Cuz perspective one is, it's there for free. Why the [ __ ] are they going to pay? And I say no. Look at Mia, bro. 285. You know what I mean? But then number two, they, is it, it'll help. It's promotion. Yeah, it's going to help. It's going to help. It's promotion. It's going to get your name out there. They're going to see you. They're going to want more. And they're going to want that exclusive content that not everybody else is seeing. Yes. Right. You should do it. Yes. It's going to help. I got offered a Brazzers deal. It's going to help. Go do the Brazzers. Like getting stuff up there on PornHub, like that's how I got so well known in the first place. It's PornHub. It's like the biggest platform in the world. Like posting your own stuff, like creating your own profile. You. Yeah. Create your own stuff. But also shooting for other companies. Everyone watches porn. Everyone knows what. Your PornHub account is like bigger than your. Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. That's amazing. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz when I do some research, you know what I mean? I don't even. I like I said, I haven't shy mainstream porn in a really long time. I don't even shoot boy girl anymore. Like, I'm only shooting girl girl. Rich. Rich doesn't [ __ ] for you? No, he, he's a Twitch streamer. He like has sponsors and stuff. He's hung like a [ __ ] cam. What if it was just POV? No, there's not allowed. He has like a tattoo on his leg. They would know. Yeah. Wow. That's no offense, but kind of a bad business decision on your part. That was actually that was my decision. You didn't want him in? No. For no. No, I never. No, I would never expect him to. It was my decision to stop shooting boy girl in the first place. Cuz when we got together, like I'd never been with somebody who wasn't in the adult industry. So like, in my way, it was like, it just felt wrong. And then I already make so much money not doing it. I was like, it's really not that much of a sacrifice. True. That. So now you're just doing girl girl on your OnlyFans? Yes. Okay. I'll tell you what. I, I was just recently dating one of your own. And a porn star who Kaye Gunnar. Okay. She cute? Yeah. Lovely girl. Very lovely girl. Very sweet. Nice girl. Kind of reminds me of you. Very sweet. You know, sweet girl. Yeah. We love it. And I did not mind at all. Everyone's like, oh, don't you care? Don't. I did not care. It's fine. It's a business. You know, 100%. And I started going on the porn sets with Bang. I started doing behind the scenes comedy content on the porn sets. M. And I saw how it goes down. And it's not cheating. Like, I, I don't. I did not care. Once I saw it, I was like, it is not cheating. It's work. It's not cheating. It is work. But it's fun work. You know, you go there, you're like, hey, you, let's bang. This feels good. Like, it's a good experience. But you're not doing. You're not like, no emotions or anything. All everyone's. Yeah, very different than private. They high five and then that's it. Yes. You know, exactly. So once I saw it, I did not care. But then one morning, and this is right near when we broke up, she had sex with Dread. And she told me how much vagina hurt. Yeah. And then when we got to bed together that night, did it feel different? No. Oh my God. But mentally, it's all I could think about. It's like that big. But okay. Go. It's really scary. Her vagina was. But I thought in my head, there's no way this feels good. You didn't. It didn't feel like it had just been like stretched open like I'm assuming it would be. Like, cuz it's a muscle, it wouldn't fully be relaxed yet, you know? Be like, yes. And for the viewers watching, how big is? Have you done Dread? No. Terrified. Good. Yeah, I am too. For. I don't know how. See, we would stay together. That bothered you. It did. It really bothered me. Oh, see, I did Mandingo and I hated it. I literally. And he was lovely. It wasn't his fault. It was just so massive. It was painful and anxiety-provoking. My friends just kept sending pictures of his dick in the group chat and making memes about it. And that bothered you? Yeah, like they take a picture of me and her and put the [ __ ] as if I was kissing it. A, you know. And it just got to me. And I, I'm very insecure. And you know, I'm not hung like Rich or nothing. Wrong with being insecure and like admitting it, you know, as long as you're aware of it, that's okay. Let's talk about when you [ __ ] Mandingo. Okay. That's what. That's 12. I don't know. I don't remember. Is it bigger than Dread's? No, it's not. Dread's is the biggest. Mano, I think is the second biggest. I think. I don't know if I've seen his dick before. But Mia has a big dick fetish. I do. Who doesn't? Yeah, I mean, I love big dicks too. I was really. I do have this fetish. So I was like, really excited. But then I got there and like, I, I tried to put it in and I was like, [ __ ] no. Oh, no. What did with Mandingo? I was like, what did I just get myself into? It was a very stressful day for me internally. Cuz I wasn't trying to like, make him feel uncomfortable. But it was. It was not nice. It's kind of cool for him. Imagine like if a girl was scared of my dick. No, no, that's not cool. I can imagine. No, cuz I can imagine most like most women aren't going to want to climb that thing every day. Yeah. True. Dot. You know, it's like a one and done, if that. A lot of times women will see it and be like, nope, that's not fitting. So you're very known for your anal. Am I? Yeah. Oh, bubble. But Mia Malova takes big dick and ass. That's like a common PornHub title. Very nice. Good to know. You know, have you done any of those [ __ ] ginormous triumphant veiny bastards up in there? Nope. Okay. Nothing massive. I like to go with the long skinny ones in the booty. Yes. Do you like anal? Love it. Really? Yeah, I love it. But I don't love it with with big boys. No. Okay. See, that's what I figured. Yeah. Me, it makes sense. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You don't want that in there. Big dick and vagina. It's like a certain dick that's perfect for anal. And what's that? It's the longer, thinner ones. Like boyfriend dick. Or boyfriend dick. Like that guy, uh, Mr. Lucky POV. Yeah, he is a good anal dick. He does anal. I recently worked with his. His dick is really nice. No, he's so cute. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. Yeah, he's really cute. I worked with him and Angelo White for the first time earlier this year. I hadn't had sex in a month. So like him and Angela White, that was a nice little. I love it. A month? That's like seven years in Mia Malova years. Yeah. It sucks. Okay. Well, that's that's beautiful. Wait, so what's your ideal dick size? Like inches wise? Good question. I like it big. Um, Jesus Christ. Like 8, 9. Yeah, like this. But I also like, I like some thickness on it. So like, like the girth. Yeah. Oh, that's big. Okay. Let me ask you this. I want it big. Like I want it to like, not fit every time. I love that. Mia. Okay, three-part question. Okay. Minimum salary, minimum height, and minimum dick size, uh, for a guy to date Mia Malova. That's a good one. I don't know about salary. We'll start with height. You know, I was thinking salary, maybe like a 50,000 a a year or something. Like, I just want somebody that I'm not going to have to support. And that can, like, he can pick up the movie ticket. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Um, he doesn't need to be rich, though. And then height. I've, I've always preferred guys that are higher, are taller than me. But honestly, if I was really, really vibing with somebody, I wouldn't care. I would find it cute if they were smaller. Okay. You know, like Mr. Lucky. Little guy? No, he's not. He's taller than me. He's taller than me too. I'm 5'4" though. I'm sure he was taller than me. Cuz I went to Kazumi's friendsgiving orgy party. And and they were having an orgy. Mr. Did you have an orgy? I played guitar on the edge of the bed while they had an orgy behind me. Why didn't you have an orgy? I just, uh, recently got with the love of my life, Breer. Oh, I'm sorry. Did she go to the party? Did she go to the party with you? No, she didn't. Oh, okay. But I called her and let her know I was okay. Do you think she'd participate and stuff like that with you? No, she's a sweet girl. Oh, yeah. Lovely. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't even want to participate in like. Yeah, you don't do that [ __ ] e. You don't go to sex, uh, clubs and or parties. That's not. No, I'm very much more one-on-one. What about, what about threesomes? No. No. Is that crazy? I like a good threesome. I, I like. I have done threesomes like off camera. And I've, I've really enjoyed them. But I'll be perfectly honest, I'm a jealous little thing. I don't want to have. You've done two dudes off camera? No, no. Right. No. I have. Oh, how did that? How? Well, this guy who was dating on and off, um, his best friend and him like had done threesomes like together with other girls over the years. I guess that's crazy to me. And and then I told him it was like a fantasy of mine. And he was like, do you want to have a threesome with my friend? And I, I was like, you asked your boyfriend to bring his friend to [ __ ] you? I didn't ask him to bring his friend. But I, I was like, I, I would love to have like, one of my fantasies is to have a threesome with two men. And he, like, that's insane. It's hot. I think. I thought it was. It was so hot. It was really hot. Dudes. Well, I've done it on camera multiple times. Yeah. But I'll be honest, like, even one of my exes that used to be like, his thing is, oh my God, like, let me DP you, let me DP you, blah, blah, with like another guy. And this and that. And I was like, nope, don't want to do it. Like, it's just not my thing. Was he bisexual? I don't think so. I don't know. Okay. That explains that. How the [ __ ] does that make sense? If I'm having sex with you, the last thing I need is another [ __ ] another guy in there [ __ ]. He said that it felt good when the two dicks were like in and out. Oh my God. All right. Well, with the guys I did it with, they didn't like look at each other or touch each other. It wasn't like a DP situation. No, they're just dominating you. Yeah. It was hot. It doesn't. Like, DP's and like two guys like with a chick, it's. It's not like a homosexual thing. That makes no sense. If you're all. But if you're all having like a thruple, it definitely could be. Yeah. But if it's just like a one-time thing, then weird. On camera. The funny thing, I would love it on camera. You liked it? Oh, yeah. It's so [ __ ] fun. I just don't want to go out of my way to do it. That makes. And I'll tell you another thing that makes no sense to me. I met this couple recently, last two weeks ago. And their thing is the whole cuck thing. So they pay a guy on a monthly retainer to barge into their house. Oh my God. Kick the door in, grab the one of the guys, throw him in a [ __ ] dog cage beside the bed. This is true too. They showed me the cage and who they book and how much they pay him and this and that. It's $1,500. Anyways, uh, they throw him in the cage, lock him in. And then the guy [ __ ] his wife while the guy's like, no, no, no, let me out. And he's raping the wife. The [ __ ] is that hot? And you know who likes it? The guy in the cage. I know. What the [ __ ] is that? Everybody has different things. Yeah, it's a fetish. It's a fetish. Everyone has different things that like get them going and get them off. Like, I don't get. You probably have a lot to start. You're like, just give me a hot chick. Let me get in there. W. You. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. See, you, you have a very healthy, normal, like. And I watch very normal porn. You know? Yeah. You're pretty normal. Just like a high sex drive. A lot of other people, they like to get really, really dirty and perverted about it. I'm not dirty and perverted, though. I'm so. I'm so normal. You know what, though? Vanilla. Your Instagram lately has been on fire. Really? You've been posting like a whole new professional shoot every day. Like that, though. Yeah. You're on fire. Okay. Thank you. See me go crazy in the comments. No, I don't read the comments. I usually get top comment on your pict. You don't see them? Well, I'm done. I say, oh my God, you are the [ __ ] GOAT. I'm obsessed with you. You're number one of all time. You don't see that? No, I don't even read my comments. And I'm like, not even near as like famous as you are. And huh. Reading, reading comments is so bad for you. I feel like. Oh, let's talk about your foot. Okay. How was that? Almost healed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell them. Tell them what happened. So I was doing a photo shoot. And, um, I was in this glass box. And the top, which was a huge, uh, heavy piece of wood with plexiglass glued to it, fell down and chopped my foot open to the bone. It exposed the bone and the tendon. And it was like that wide. And when they stitched me together, they had to like hold. They had to have somebody hold my foot together. Cuz it, it took a chunk out. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah. Awful. This was a couple months ago. It was earlier in the year. Yeah. Okay. It's for the most part, better. It's just a really gnarly scar. Shall we? Does it still hurt? Yeah. Let's see it. It doesn't hurt. It like, itches sometimes. Oh my God. I'm scared. Here we go. Oh, okay. Healed well. You think? Okay. It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be, like the scar. But people like your feet have good feet. People love my feet. How about now with the scar? Are the fetish boys excited or not excited? I don't think they care. But I do think it distinguishes the foot. I call it Frankenfoot. Frankenfoot. This is like the. This is the Frankenfoot. You know what? You can't. Footfish people like, oh, babe, you know, I'm going for lunch. I have to sell feet pics. Can you send me your? Yeah, no, no, no. You can't do that. It's my feet. You know, it's my feet for sure. No, very cute feet. And here's another thing I want to talk about. Who are these feet people? It's the number one thing on OnlyFans. But no guy admits it. Who is it? Um, so many. So my ex-husband had a huge foot fetish. What would you guys do? Um, just whenever he'd be [ __ ] me, he'd be like, have my feet in his mouth and sucking on my toes and [ __ ]. Like, he'd always want my. Yeah, he'd always want my feet in his face and stuff. Did you? Foot job? Yeah. Yeah, I would. I would sometimes do a little foot job action. And he liked it. Mhm. But for the most part, he just wanted the feet in his face. That's this guy too. The D. No, no, no. This was my ex-husband. You know how to pick a me. So he was. Yeah. What's Rich into? He's the one of the cuck in the cage boys. I can't talk about that. Oh, I bet you Rich is into some [ __ ]. 100%. You have a type. He has a. He has a pregnant fetish. He really wants to get me pregnant. Oh, that's kind of hot, though. He has a what? He wants to get me pregnant because not for the baby, because he wants to [ __ ] you with your nine-month bubble. Probably. I think that's kind of hot. I have an IUD. And I, I, I threw that in like as soon as I could at 18. I also have a cream pie fetish. So it's like a really without any birth control. It's a really bad recipe. Yeah. Oh my God. I, I normally like to go without like birth control and do the pullout method. But if I have someone telling me, can I? Can I? Can I? I'm like, just do it. Hey, that's that's why your boobs got bigger. Of course. No, I have an IUD. Oh, yeah, I do too. I just had to put it in though. Little goalie. Soccer goalie. Yes, exactly. Wait, so is that the same as a breeding fetish? I think so. Yeah. It's a breeding fetish. I'm into that. Oh, I love it too. It's hot. Hot. It's hot.
This game is for my new favorite app called Versus Game. That's our girl Alana right there. Our girl. We love her. Alana, do you want to come say hi? Okay. Okay. Versus Game. My favorite app. Love it. Are you the CEO? No, you're something though. You're up there. Run strategy. Run strategy. Yeah, she's way up the ranks. Tippy top. Yeah. So Versus Game is really cool. Out. I love it. And this isn't an ad. Cuz you guys haven't paid me any money. No, I just really like you and the and the app. Right? So this isn't an ad. You asked me to work with me. Yes, I did. Asked you to work with you. Exactly. I asked you. M. Yes. I just love it. $46 bucks I made on my first one. Six. Huge. Yeah. On the sumo wrestling with Nathan. Anyways, uh, I'd like to play a game with both of you girls. M. Malova. Oh, can you film it? Camera roll, please. So I can put it on the app. Thank you. Okay. I've never done this before. You never put marshmallows in your mouth? I haven't either. And of course, Mia Malova, very famous for her [ __ ]. Thank you. I did win [ __ ] Queen. I know that one. Yes. Oh my God, that's amazing. Multiple times, right? Like that's your award. I don't know. Yeah. So sweet. So humble. Actually, I haven't seen your [ __ ]. Um, I've, I've only done a few. I've only done a few. Yeah. Right. I know. Well, you know, I'm just kind of like easing my way in. Aren't you guys happy that I know what I'm talking about with you girls? I research. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have a bad job. I've done a lot of research on me. Okay. You'll get there. You'll get there. Okay. So the game is, uh, who can say I'm a good girl with the most marshmallows in your mouth? So don't swallow them. Don't chew them. You just shove them in. Are you allowed to bite them a bit? No way. You, you just shove them in, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, she's definitely going to win. But I, so I think we should go two at a time. Okay. Okay. And then we all say, I'm a good girl. When you can't say, I'm a good girl, properly and pronounce it, you lose. That's not fair. It's supposed to be Chubby Bunny. But I think I'm a good girl. Funny. I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl. And I'll say it too. Yeah. Okay. All right. Go ahead. Let's start. Don't chew them. Who's big? Okay, go. I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl. This tastes good. Do one time. Two more. One. I go. Go. I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl. [Laughter] I'm. I'm. Mhm. Mhm. [Laughter] [Music] I'm done. I'm done. Mhm. You could do more. You, you probably do seven. Slow job queen. Incredible. Wow. Mia. Wow. One more. One more. Keep going. Mia. That's eight. There you go. Our winner. Mia Malova. You want to spit them somewhere? Mhm. H. Bucket. May the garbage. Good job, Mia. Eight. That's like good, good. Wow. That is. That was a lot of marshmallow. You're great. Eight. You did double mimo. I feel like I have marshmallow all over me. I'm eating them. Yeah. Oh my. They're delicious. Really? They were delicious. Yes. My mouth tastes on marshmallow.
So let's talk about your blow jobs then. Let's go. Do you still, Rich, does he get them daily? Yeah. No, not daily. Probably like every other day. Really? Start to finish? No, no. Not start to finish. It's like, like the be like foreplay. I would assume. Cuz he's a nerd. That his [ __ ] eating game is not up to what you're used to. No, he doesn't eat me out. Really? Wait, what? No. Do you? Does. Wait, he just hasn't done it. Do you want? He's probably intimidated by you to do it. Maybe. I'm not too bothered. I'm actually one of those people that like, I just kind of want to be penetrated and [ __ ]. That's nice. Yeah. Cuz I will admit when I hook up with one of your people, I'm scared to go downtown. Like, J. Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't know. I don't want to embarrass myself. Yeah. She's had Isaiah Maxwell's tongue down there. Yeah. I, what am I going to do? You know, it is great. Like, [ __ ] eating is great. But it's like, I could. Yeah, it's not. It's not always my favorite thing with a guy. If there's like a dick there, I'm even kind of like impatient, you know? Yeah. You. I, girls say like 90% of the time, the guy's down there, he's in the wrong [ __ ] area. You know that happens sometimes. I've had very experienced guys. I mean, yeah, yeah. Who's the best [ __ ] eater in porn? I don't know. Johnny. I don't know. He's very good. Yeah, right. Kieran Lee is really good too. Is he? Yeah. Oh, Kieran Lee. Well, but that's the both of them are fresh in my mind. Those are the only two I shot with this year. Okay. So we just had, uh, Nikki Benz on. And we asked her who she likes better, Johnny Sins or Kieran Lee. So Mia Malova, who do you like better? Johnny Sins or Kieran Lee? I would never answer that question. She said Johnny. I would never answer that question. Wait, do you have any tips to give, like the best blow job ever and then how to eat [ __ ] for guys too? Let's do that. Um, [ __ ] I think like a big thing of it is like, you want to get it really wet. And to do that, you want to gag yourself. So you like get it really back there to get like all the saliva going. And then you spit, spit it. And you get it really wet. And then you go down and you start like stroking at the same time that you're having fun on the on the tip. And as you're doing the tip, I like to have like tongue action as I'm sucking on it. Like, how do you do that? You like, you want to do it on my vape? I quit. True. The opposite end. I, you know that you can drown these things. What do you mean drown them? Like, uh, this area. Oh, like it's waterproof. You don't want this in your. I have a residual cough. I don't want to like ruin your vape. Mia, it's an honor. Okay. See, as I have it, I don't know how. As I have it in my mouth and you're trying to suck, you're also like doing that with your tongue as you're going side to side or up and down, kind of like like twisting it around the top. Kind of. She around the top there. She goes. The top. Okay, this isn't the right size. Um, no, that's the size. Wait, I have a. I have a follow-up question about that. Do you, um, what about the balls? Do you include that in your? I normally do. Yeah, but not everybody likes it. Yeah, girls need to relax. Cuz now they're watching porn and they think that's how you. Ow. Yeah. Yeah, see, not everybody likes it. Like, it's mainly, it's mainly the tip that I try to focus on. Keep everything wet. And then like, have fun with the shaft. This is what on the balls? That's it. That's it. Just a little lick. Yeah. Man, I've been really aggressive in porn with the balls. Like, bro, hey, what's the number one thing guys say? Like, kicked in the nuts is worse than getting pregnant. Yeah. Now you're sucking it, bro. It's you girls. It's you girls. That have put girls up to it. So true. I've done that many. I don't know about me yet. You know, it's getting crazy. Girl. Girls be. One of my moves. I'm going to. No, I maybe I'll be the next one. Next, like sex with regular, normal, like average girls has completely changed. You know, they used to be so vanilla, not know anything. But now there's all these podcasts and they all watch porn now. And they're Call Her Daddy and all these group chats. And girls and girls just are all trying to [ __ ] like porn stars now. We could say the same thing about guys though. Guys watch all this porn, so they're trying to [ __ ] like porn stars. And that's that's not what girls really want, you know? Right. Yeah. Like, we don't. Don't put us in reverse cowgirl. What are you thinking? Yeah. Oh my God. Well, you don't like it? No, I don't. I don't either. Why? It's like a lot of work. I guess it is, right? But for a booty girl. But also like all the slapping. For a booty girl, there's a lot of things in porn that like, I don't think girls really want. But it does depend on the woman. But I think on average. So what's your number one pet peeve? Guys are like, I'm [ __ ] me mov. I got to do this. And then I don't know. I haven't had sex with that many people. How many bodies do you have off camera? That's what I meant. I haven't had sex with that many people off camera. How many bodies off camera in your life? I think I counted this recently. It was like, maybe somewhere in the 30s. Okay. Wow. And you're in your 30s, right? Mhm. That's amazing. Is it? That's one a year. Well, I've been married. So off camera, we're talking about off camera. I've been in relationships. Mia started young. Started when did you lose your virginity? 17. Oh my God. Yeah. Most of those bodies red up before I got in the industry. That's two per year. That's very low. Yeah, I told you I'm not. Yeah, that's like one Cancun trip for your boyfriend guy. But on camera, that racks up to a lot more. Not really, though. Cuz. And I count. And I'm counting women. No, that doesn't count. And you worked with like your main five, six guys, right? True. Yeah. The last couple years. Mick Blue. Can I name your boys? Yeah, let's do it. Probably your most is Johnny. I'd say nope. Kieran. Nope. Mick. Mick was one of them. Mick is one of your main guys, right? He was. Yeah. Ramon. Nope. Manuel. He. Manuel, you worked with a lot. I wouldn't even say a lot. Who's your main guy? But they, okay, they were all. Yeah, they were all on my list, though. But there was Manuel, Ramon was on my list. Mick, um, Marcus DePri, Chad White. Who else was on my list? Johnny was on my list. Do you know Marcus DePri well? No. Okay. Why? Cuz there's this account that comments on all my [ __ ] every day. And he DMs me every day. It's been months. And he says, Marcus DePri kidnapped Autumn Falls, took her to Russia. She's scared for her life. We need to save her. Every day. I, I've texting her today cuz I'm going to shoot with her. She's fine. And I'm sure she's. She met her a month ago. And I was like, what is this? She goes, oh, he does that to everyone. It's a stalker fan. Yeah. Okay. Scary. But maybe Marcus DePri makes her say that. I don't know. I, I don't know him that very well. Okay. Yeah. So your favorite male talent to shoot with ever is? I don't have one. So sweet. Eh. Don't to hurt anyone's feelings. Mia told us last time on the show, uh, that as soon as her and her husband divorced, she [ __ ] Johnny Sins. No, no. He cheated on me. So we separated for two weeks. That's what it was. Yeah. And then I definitely ran to him. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I like you. Like, off camera. Yeah. So that, that's hot. Yeah. That's hot. Like, that's so cool. Yeah. He's very sweet. Hot. We love Johnny. Yeah. No, and you see, I would be happy if you were dating him instead of Rich. Why is that? Is it like, cuz I put you guys on the same, oh, scale of greatness. Oh, okay. It should be match. Tom Brady, Gisele, Kim, Kanye, Mia, Johnny. You know. But what if me and Johnny just don't vibe like that? Not in a relationship type of way. Do it for me. You know what I'm talking about. But hey, good for you if you're happy. Thank you. How about you, by the way? Do you have a boyfriend? No, I do not. If you got a boyfriend, would you consider not shooting anymore? Um, I would love. Ideally, I would love for him to just do stuff with me on my OnlyFans. And then I'd. He would be your main guy. He'd be main guy. And then I'd shoot with girls. I would do that. I'm open to that. I just haven't met the right person. Yeah. But I'm having fun right now. Like, you know, dipping my toes and working with some people is fun. It's so. I was getting very close with Kaye to being like, I'm ready to start. Like, I'll, I'll, you can use my dick, right? You know? Yeah. And then we shot something. And I was about to send it to her and be like, it's time. Okay. Wow. It's time to get my feet wet. What happened? Chickened up. Pussed out. Wait, really? Was it insecurity? You bet. Oh, it wasn't like, you worried about your future or what your future, but baby mama would think. It was no, no. Insecurities. That's okay. You know what, like, um, I feel like a lot of men prefer normal like sized penises. In because they relate to them. You're doing. You want to pretend like that's you. You don't want to see this monster thing. Oh, God. I agree. I don't care. Terrible about myself now. I'm ha like [ __ ] my penis. 100%. Absolutely. Yes. Right. 100%. There's got to be a small dick porn star guy to save the people. I know it's not in America. In America, like they love the big ones for some reason. In the porn industry. I, I'm totally agree with you though. But I feel like in a VR porn, they're figuring that out now. They're using normal dicks. Almost felt. Feel like you need a really. I feel like it maybe for like, maybe because the fish makes it smaller, the way it's shot. But it looks like there's smaller penises. I don't know. In VR, you know what I mean? Rose. Okay, wait, what about tips for eating [ __ ]? Um, that one. Know where the [ __ ] is. That's a big one. Um, I like to use like this part of my tongue a lot. And like, I, my goal is to like massage it and stimulate it. And I think consistency is key. Like, just not switching it up. No one's ever taught like a video. There's no video out there. This is how you [ __ ]. There's a billion for sucking dick. Cucumbers, bananas, whatever. Do this and that. No one's ever made a [ __ ] eating video. Someone needs to do that. Can you do it right now? Just kind of. I know it's hard to show, but maybe. Yeah, please. Please. I think like I like to do that. Okay. And then when I find the clit, you like, you can feel it. Even if they're like, little baby ones. I get the tip. Okay. Like, and gentle. Uh, kind of. But if I go like this, like I'm have my face in there. Like it's like, okay, there's pressure applied. There's pressure applied. Like, like I'm ruining my makeup. Okay. And you're pressing hard with your tongue to the point like your tongue hurts a bit. Or no? Yeah, your tongue hurts a bit. Like your, your jaw, everything. It's like giving a [ __ ] like everything gets tired. So you're not going just like, no, no. You're, you're getting in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're going to town. But you work up to going to town, you know? Okay. So what I do, and I, I think it's good. I've, I've gotten reviews. Treating [ __ ]. Good. Good for you. Yeah. And I've asked like, honestly, like, was it good? And like, yeah, actually. I do this. I, I suck the [ __ ]. Sucking is nice. And then and I like move my tongue like like that while I'm sucking it. Yeah. Sucking is nice. There's little, um, like the Womanizer little toys that do that. They like suck. Vibrator. And that's it's my favorite one. So yeah, that's a good one. So girls, you know, uh, uh, and then once I get down to my, my move. Also, I also, I will say, you definitely want a finger at the same time. Yeah. I was about to ask. Yeah. Yeah. I like, I enjoy. It's just [ __ ] eating. Like, it's definitely not going to get too like, too far along. And then when you finger, like, you definitely want. Come over. Yes. Come here. Let's talk about it. Y. And if I can't make the girl orgasm with my mouth, then I get back up to making out and I start talking a bunch of [ __ ] in her ear. Oh, and then you get the hand going. Just. No, but not even the [ __ ] anymore. Just the inside. I mean, that's fine too. Yeah. I, I, I mainly go for the clit with the hand. I do like this a lot. I can get a little aggressive with that. Okay. It's like, do something. Scream. And what does this do? In you guys are always doing that in porn on your on your clit slapping. Oh, well, if we do it to ourselves, we're just adding stimulation. That's crazy. Yeah. It's hurt. Rel. No, no, it doesn't hurt. It's just kind of like really. He, I don't even know why I do it. I do it though. Yeah. It's hot. It looks hot. Just some word for you, maybe that's why it looks hot. And it just adds like a little, like stimulation down there. It's like a little, a little spank on the. Yeah, exactly. But I find when I can't make the the girls like, whatever, like, uh, uh, once I start saying [ __ ] in their ear, like, you're [ __ ] on [ __ ], I start doing that. Yeah, they come. Yeah, it turns them on. It's such a mental thing. Coming. Mental thing for girls. It is for sure. That's why a girl can't be stressed out or resentful or anything like that. Never. Y. Grab a little bit. They're super [ __ ] dry. We. I mean, I love a good little dirty talking session for sure. And me, it gets me going too. Do, do you like when girls dirty talk to you? It's the most important thing for me. Really? Oh, [ __ ]. It's so. If they don't dirty talk, what do you do? Oh, God. Okay. 45. See Mia, this is how we get down. Perfect. Mia, we'd love to have you back on a third time. Yeah, of course. You're the best. Thank you. Love you. Thank you, Mila. Thank you for co-hosting. Thank you for letting me. Do you want to tell your OnlyFans link, your Instagram? Yeah, it's, uh, Mia Malova 69. OnlyFans Instagram is it Mia Malova with two A's? M Malova. Yeah. Your OnlyFans link? Onlyfans.com/miamalova. And your Instagram, TikTok? TikTok's back. TikTok's back. TikTok back. Everything's Mia Malova. I have my handle. Good for you. That's so nice. Thank you. Love it. Mia, it was an honor. I think this one was better than last. Yay. What do you think? Did you like this one better? I think both were fun. Both. Yeah. This one was longer. Yeah, I think so. Love it. Okay, this is Pillow Talk. Bridget B next week. Who's here? Bridget B. Pillow Talk. See you next Tuesday.
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