The video begins with advice to be direct when expressing feelings for a crush, suggesting that the worst-case scenario is rejection. It then presents a hypothetical scenario: asking a crush out, who agrees and suggests a romantic hike. During the hike, the atmosphere becomes intimate, with compliments exchanged. However, the situation takes a dark and unexpected turn when the date, after being offered a Kind bar, ties the narrator to a tree. The narrator initially interprets this as kinky but soon realizes the danger as the date begins to consume them, turning the romantic encounter into a horrifying meal. The video concludes by stating that this gruesome fate is indeed the worst-case scenario, contrasting with the initial lighthearted advice.

Brandon Lambert

When you have a crush on someone, you should just tell them. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

You ask your crush out on a date. To your surprise, they say, "Sounds great." You ask what kind of date they'd like, and they suggest a romantic hike.

You're on the hike. Wow, what a view. Your date gets super close to you. You whisper, "You're so beautiful." They whisper, "You smell incredible, and they could really use a snack." You grab a Kind bar from your pack. You offer it when suddenly your date has tied you to a tree. You're like, "That's kinky, but okay." But what a freaking hot first date. They nibble your ear. God, what a rush.

And then you hear a giant crunch. Oh, this isn't fun anymore. Your date lets out a primal roar. The words describe the pain you feel as you become your crush's meal. And that's the worst thing that could happen.

What’s the Worst Thing That Could Happen? #funnysong

When you have a crush on someone, you
should just tell them.
I mean, what's the worst thing that
could happen? You ask your crush out on
a date. To your surprise, they say,
"Sounds great." You ask what kind of
date they'd like, and they suggest a
romantic hike. You're on the hike. Wow,
what a view. Your date gets super close
to you. You whisper, "You're so
beautiful." They whisper, "You smell
incredible, and they could really use a
snack." You grab a Kind bar from your
pack. You offer it when suddenly your
date has tied you to a tree.
You're like, "That's kinky, but okay."
But what a freaking hot first date. They
nibble your ear. God, what a rush. And
then you hear a giant crunch.
Oh, this isn't fun anymore. Your date
lets out a primal roar. The words
describe the pain you feel as you become
your crush's meal. And that's the worst
thing that could happen.

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What’s the Worst Thing That Could Happen? #funnysong

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