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Sonic: Hey, Sonic The Hedgehog here!
Sonic: Today I have some undone deliveries that I have to do right now! Sonic: And speaking of that... *8 hours due of item deliveries*
Sonic: I don't have any time to waste! Sonic: I can't have my friends waiting too long! Sonic: Without any further ado, it's time I get my job fulfilled!
*epic background music start*
Sonic: What a peaceful day... I sure hope there are no bad encounters today! Sonic: My first customer should be living at the corner there! Sonic: I gotta hurry as soon as possible!
*epic music background continues*
Bowser: Rodent, you shall not pass! Bowser: You need to be a CrashBash supporter if you wanna follow this route!
Sonic: I don't have any time to waste! Sonic: GET POUNDED LOL!!!
Bowser: SPARE ME MERCY!!!
Sonic: SHUT UP AND ENDURE THOSE HITS!!!
*Bowser dies lol*
Sonic: Piece of cake!
*more epic background music*
*Luigi fainted lmao* *What happened to Luigi? Why is there fire?*
Sonic: What the heck just happened here? Sonic: Nevermind about that poor guy.
*Those who charges towards Sonic will get a beating before their eyes meet.*
Sonic: Why are those guys after me? Sonic: Sonic Delivery! (First item is a bag!)
Yoshi: I'm giving this to my friend!
Sonic: Now I should go deliver the next one!
*even more epic background music*
Sonic: May I get a cup of hot americano grande please?
Miss Coffee: Yes, sir. It only costs RM10! Miss Coffee: Thank you for your purchase!
Sonic: Here's the item you wanted! (Second item a coffee grinder?)
*intensity of epic background music increase*
*Wow! What an empty atmosphere!*
Sonic: The next location is a bit far. Sonic: Maybe I could do some help!
*To foreigners: That is a Perodua Bezza Sonic is riding.* *I wonder why Sonic even needs a car if he has his own feet?* *Anyways, sike.*
*intensity of epic background music softens*
Sonic: Of all places, why does it have to be the airport? Sonic: Do we like travelling so bad?
*epic background music combined with airport ambience*
Sonic: Can't you see I'm busy with delivery now?! Sonic: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SILLY PRODUCT!!! (Why is Bowser even at the airport advertising his CrashBash massaging crap?)
Sonic: LMFAO GET YOUR BUTT POUNDED AGAIN!!! (Bowser: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!)
Sonic: QUIT THAT PROMOTING, MARIO WANNABE!!!
*Bowser dies again lololol*
Sonic: Sheesh, get lost, fat spiky dragon tortoise! Sonic: I can't believe I had to beat up that guy twice! Sonic: Serves him right for coming after me!
Sonic: Ah! Found that person! Sonic: Random, is this your item? (Last item is a headphones set.)
Sonic: If so, why did you have to be at the airport now?
Random: Oh, my bad! I totally forgot about the headphones I ordered last night! Random: Also, Blaze and I are going to Hibiscus Island today! Random: We heard it's a great place to visit!
Sonic: Well then, I wish you and Blaze a safe journey! Sonic: That was a tiring day!
*airport scene closing down*
*white scene with outro music*
Sonic: A lot of stuff I've been through and everything kind of went well! Sonic: But I still can't process whatever happened throughout my mission. Sonic: Random and Blaze going to Hibiscus Island sounds like a good holiday trip, though! Sonic: I wished I was there. Sonic: Nevermind, at least I did it!
Outro Title - Status: Delivered!
Outro Song - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)