Random's Random Cooking Show!

*Random's Random Show! - A Cooking Contest!: Video By @randomdude_159*

Random: Welcome to Random's Random Cooking Show!

Random: Today we're gonna have some contestants making some delicious yet rate-worthy food for their money!

Random: Without further ado, Sonic, Kirby, Mario, are you guys ready?

Sonic: I can do better than you, Mario!

Mario (to Random, while Sonic is busy taunting Mario): You will be amazed and mesmerized by my magnificent yet edible belissimo super delicious artpiece in the world!

Sonic (to Mario, while Mario is busy reassuring Random): Just you wait!

Kirby (to Random): Hey, let's just start the competition!

*All the actual cooking processes done by the competitors have been timeskip to avoid boredom.*

Random: Time's up! Stop doing whatever you guys are doing!

Random: I'm going to be among the judges to rate your food alongside Blaze and Android!

Kirby: Nice, this is the time we're ready to show off!

Kirby: But which one of us wants to do it first?

Mario (to Kirby): I don't know if I want to move right now but I'm sure my delicacy will make the judges faint!

Sonic: You know what, guys? I'll go first!

Sonic (in front of the judges' table, presenting his chili dogs while eating one himself): Hey, I bet you guys love some chili dogs on your platter!

Random (trying out the chili dogs with Blaze and Android): Let's see if you're right.

Blaze (while finishing his chili dog): Sonic, chili dogs rock!

Sonic (to the judges): Next time you guys can come visit my chili dog store!

Mario (while Sonic is busy talking while Mario blocks Sonic's way to talk to the judges): Fellow judges, please ignore Sonic's nonsense and try out my tailored-to-perfection spaghetti!

Android (trying out the spaghetti with Random and Blaze): This ought to be interesting.

Random (while finishing her spaghetti plate): Mario, your spaghetti is too delicious we can't finish it!

*Timeskip. Judges took forever to praise Mario's spaghetti while finishing up their plates at once.*

Kirby (to the judges): Have a slice of this big cake I baked!

Random: Great job, Kirby! Blaze, Android...

Random (together with Blaze and Android unsheathing their kitchen knifes): We have a cake to cut!

*Random, Blaze and Android proceed to aggressively slice and slash at the cake as if it were a target made to be slaughter. They went a bit too overboard...*

*After that, the judges sheathed their kitchen knives and collected their cake slices, one each.*

Kirby (to the judges): One slice each and just eat it whole!

Blaze (trying his cake slice with Random and Android enjoying theirs): Can't wait to have a bite!

Android (while enjoying his cake slice): Kirby, that cake is creamy!

*Timeskip. It's finally results time!*

Random: The results are in!

Random: Let's see what do we have to say for ourselves after trying out their food!

Random: Sonic?

Blaze: Sonic really knew what he did.

Random: Kirby?

Android: Kirby's cake got me.

Random: And Mario's won my heart!

Random: Now let's see who's the winner!

Random: And the winner is...

*The drumroll intenstifies, waiting for the black screen to unveil the winning contestant...*

*The black screen slides up, eventually presenting the biggest reveal!*

Random: Everyone.

*Confetti splatters all over Kirby, Mario and Sonic as a victory!*

*The audience suddenly appears while giving them a huge applause and all their congratulating words!*

Random: Everyone gets money because we were technically having dinner for free! Just without the beverages.

Blaze: I mean, we did paid by giving away money as the prize!

Android: We tried all of them and they were equally as delicious!

Android: Plus, we only eat them every once-in-a-while!

Blaze: You're right! I guess we can just go home and chillax.

Outro Title - First come, first served!

Outro Song: - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)