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[Music] We're out this way. Let's go.
That's a wrap on mining expedition 115-24 TTX. Time to party. I mean, if you're a human, I'm a security unit and I don't party. I had spent the past 6 months protecting these miners from danger; mostly from themselves. Oh, he'll be fine. You see, I was built to obey humans and humans. Well, they're... This guy is an... That guy also an... At... No, he's... he's okay. Oh, come on. Not this guy. What's this? Hey, SEC unit, raise your arm. They have to do everything we tell them. I did because of the governor module in my head. That hurt. But compared to what the governor module would do to me if I disobeyed an order, this was nothing.
Yeah, you like that, don't you? Hey, let's go. Hey, I'm pay for the stuff, man. This stuff's expensive. Get your arm back. You look stupid. He's right. I did look stupid, but I had a surprise for them. I had devoted every spare second on this planet trying to hack my governor module. And now was the moment of truth. I just isolated an admin password, and I was going to try to use it to crack the final core encryption. Okay, patching the code. Holy sh--. It worked. It worked.
[Music] Okay, what do I do now? Maybe kill all these idiots and take a starship to a distant galaxy. What should I call myself? Security unit 238776431 just doesn't have the right ring to it. How about freedom units or rogue bots? No, that sucks. Maybe murder bot. Murderbot. All right, let the adventure begin.