Sky Bri's Recent Threesome Went Very Wrong Thanks To #2 | Only Stans Ep. 28

Okay, we're back for another big episode of Holy Stands. We are in Los Angeles. It is our first ever, but we did, we did actually swan before. So I know this is our second ever. Our first ever but it's our first or second ever Los Angeles road game in Los Angeles here. We're at a beautiful, not really that beautiful hotel in Hollywood. And we have probably the, I would say the best guests we've had so far on the show. I'm confident I would agree to say that about the best guests of all time. They're back, returning guests, obviously. Sky, Brie, we're rocking. Ups, happy to have you guys back. I wish you guys so much. I feel like Johnny Carson right now, by the way. We just said they actually swan here. We had the couch out and I was like, there's no way we could have me and two and two of you on the couch, right? Weird. So we're like, we have to do a talk show vibe. Let's feel straight. I really feel like I'm not to be found. It's like Johnny Carson, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, right? Let's start with who's your favorite talk show host of all time?

Jimmy Fallon. Talk shows? Is he really ever see people pitch? No, I actually don't want to talk show people. Really? So I just moved you in. Challenge. Jimmy Fallon used to do the stuff on Hollywood Boulevard, right? Where he would enter, that would be kennel. Oh, then I like Jimmy Kimmel on. Yeah, right. How you guys been? I think what was the last time we saw you? It was like late July and we traveled for like a month. A lot. Yeah, a lot. Barcelona, we were all over that's a Hawaii, New York, Joshua Tree, everywhere. I have a lot of travel questions. But before I travel questions, my first thing I wrote down is how you guys finish work and see how you guys are doing.

I'm aging. I'm getting old. Um, that was the 24th birthday. And uh, 24 was gray. I spent it with my best friend. But it was just me. By the way, you posted like a recap on TikTok and see like it was just YouTube. Was it just YouTube? Yeah, that's how we, we like to stay like that, just us too. You know, if I get kind of deep for a moment, think we're in doubt later on, but I'm sure you bring it up now because you just said that. Yeah, no, I'm like, you know, girls or girls or we were their best friends. Oh, we're not like girls. I think I saw which one of you posted this. I believe it was what have you put in your TikTok? It was definitely Rochelle. It was like, um, it's crazy that it's taken me this long to find somebody that I could truly depend on. Talk about the importance of friendship. You guys are truly best friends because I'm usually the sappy one. Um, we just relate to each other on a level that I think we can both agree we've never related to anyone else on. We are the same person. We were into the same things. We listened to the same artists. We are very picky with like who we hang out with. Like, I mean, whatever. We act like men. Yeah, we're very like cold. We give off masculine energy, but we look very feminine. Yeah, it's not even that. I just want to know you guys are best friends. Yeah, truly best friends. So you think when you guys find yourself down, made of automated honor? Oh, for sure. And I'm not having bridesmaids. I'm just like, I don't have girlfriends. I've always been like that my entire life. Like I've just never been one to have right girls. Yeah, so no, I do have a lot of guys to get along with. Guys. Yeah, that's what we've got trouble with. Like the whole dudes. Um, honestly, so I have a lot of guy friends and I'm very quick to shut it down. To shut it down that way they know their place. Um, I do have like some guy friends that I think are hot and like I would [ __ ] but I value our friendship more than I do us like hooking up and then it becoming weird. But I have a lot of guy friends that if they got the opportunity to [ __ ] me, I'm sure they would. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. But I'm saying in general, the whole friend zone thing. Have you had anything where where where a guy friend said to you, oh, I totally displayed this whole thing. This is [ __ ] wrong now. Honestly, not really. No, no, no. That's quite shocking to me. I don't see what happens with you at all. No, because I feel like we also are like in our personal life, very just blunt and people just know your intentions. So, um, what else you guys are up to? I think I read actually, uh, you actually get nipples pierced. Yeah, I did. For the eighth time. Pierced? No, no. Peers. Pierced? No. Pierce. Basically since I was like 15, 16. What? Because I love the way they look, but they get caught on shirts, they get caught on hoodies and my hair. So they rip and then they get severely infected. So then I have to take them out. But then I like the way they look because they keep your nipples like perma hard. Like so what you did? If you did not. I did not. I always say you don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. I just heard. I know. I have. I don't want you to do it. I don't think you should do it. I think just because I'm happy with how my tits look. I think like they look so amazing on you. That fits your vibe. Or like the little like scene. Like, but it's just not my vibe. I have my nose pierced. On my tongue piercing. My stuff and pierce. I'm like, that would be just too much jewelry going on. Yeah. I would. I would equate like, you could pull off the piercing. I would equate your tits like Vladimir Guerrero. I don't think you know Vladimir Guerrero. He's one of these one of the best ways of players of all time. Great swing, but he always bare bones. He like [ __ ] came to bed with no batting gloves, right? You've read the Vladimir Guerrero. You can't. You don't need a piercings, right? And then you're the piercings fit your vibe so well. Exactly what I'm saying. It's a whole. So you God, you don't. Right. Also my intention. So it looks cute and I just say how do people come here bars down? They're like, dude, Howard Chicago. I think you know. But, um, let's see. How is London? What you guys do in London? We were super hyped. We were so excited. We both have never been to Europe, or she had never been out of the country. And then he lost unfortunately. And then so the vibes were all off. So then the next morning they were all like, we gotta leave London. We're going to Barcelona. I did go to the Harry Potter Universal Studio. Which, which is where they actually said Universal Studios in London. It's the actual Universal Studios, like where it's really like the real studio, like with actual Harry Potter was filmed. I went by myself because I bought the ticket super last minute. I didn't know you had to book them like a month or two in advance. So I got a ticket last minute. I guess someone like returned their ticket. So I went by myself and I cried the whole time. You actually. I mean, you must love it. Yeah, big, big, big Harry Potter person. I was frigid. Um, I thought of yesterday. We were driving from our shooting Universal Studios. We saw the the [ __ ] thing. But yeah, that's interesting. So they actually shot a bit too. Yeah. And anything else you guys got some good fish and chips? And we don't eat seafood. She's vegan. No, no. We don't really do any tourist [ __ ]. We didn't get the opportunity. No, because every year we also just got blacked out the whole time. That is not true. We were okay. So they're 12 hours ahead. So we were stuck on our LA time. So we would sleep during the day and by the time we would wake up, they'd be like, we have to go to dinner. And then we'd have to get ready, go to like dinner and be all spiffy, nice. And then yeah, yeah. Not that interesting. It would have been different if it was just us two because then we would have been on like [ __ ] [ __ ]. We were talking. It was on this trip. The entire like famous clan people. Yeah, it was a big group, probably like 20, 30 people. They had the they had their camera guys. They had everybody. All right. It's this guy. I got some of the stuff in the past week. You [ __ ] wiped up, bro. You married? What do you mean? This is Sky Reid married. So I am married. Um, on YouTube, I am married on YouTube. So I'm in a relationship. Actually, we just broke up. I was married to Simplistic. That's his YouTube channel. He's FaZe Rug. Do you know who that is? I'm an old man. Dude, I don't know FaZe Rug. Is like one of the most popular phase boys. He's uh, his camera dude. And he Simplistic has like his own like really successful YouTube channel. But we're in like a, we're married. We had like a whole reception and everything. Is that what you're doing last week in New York? Because you're New York, your New York Post red story seems like you were on a nice little date weekend in New York. First off, you come to New York, you don't text me. For the record, I were you there? Yeah, it's about the cows. The first day I got there, you're the first person I thought of because I've been to New York a few times. I never had the best experience. But the last time we were there, I had a positive experience because going on the Barstool or you're the only fans at Barstool was like the best podcast we've ever been on. Like we talk about it all the time. Like you changed my opinion on New York. So as soon as I got there last week, last weekend, I was like, you're the first person I thought of. But I checked your store and you weren't there. Grandma's house. I was in Cincinnati. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Either way, I see you folks or a close friend story and you're like, oh, this is the most spontaneous thing I've ever done. I was like, someone's there for a dude right now. Someone's there for a guy. And then all weekend I tune into this close friends story. I'm sitting here in a story. I'm like, what the who is taking this girl to Astoria? What do you do? How do you get to Astoria? So I, a few days ago, did my first ever music video. I was the the like the female leading role. And um, I spent 10 or 11 hours on set and I got along with the whole uh, the whole crew that like ran the shoot really, really well. And towards the end of it, I was like, can I go back to New York with you guys? Because they're all from New York. So I went back with them and we spent a few days in New York. They took me to all their spots. I met all their family. It was really, really fun. It was amazing. With you, I wish for Shy Glizzy. He sings the song, white girl in love with a white character. She's soft as powder. But I mean, you want a New York date. I didn't [ __ ] anyone. I said you post. I saw you post like, like two plates of halal food. Yes, which is extremely romantic. That's that's basically like posting. He was honestly trash. And we both uh, didn't feel well afterwards. Thank you boys not bringing the right places. It's trash. But you know what I had? I'm in love with now. Chopped cheese. I shall not stop talking about it. I'm so upset recently. It's similar to Philly cheesesteak. I mean, it's like just a burger. It's a burger on a hero. It's just a chocolate. It's a little different. This guy. I know what you have. Cheese is like burger meat chopped up. I really like it. But I'm you didn't go to the wreck of all place. Next time. Next time in New York. Where do you go to the Halal Guys? It's the basic [ __ ] one because it's the original. But it is the best by far. The white sauce out of this world. The hot sauce and saying barbecue sauce. Delightful. Beautiful sweetness compared to the uh, I bring into the hot sauce. It's pizza. I saw that also because I was like, what the [ __ ] has Sky bread Astoria right now eating a lot. But it's a moral story. You're worth up. I know that is not the moral of the story. That's not the moral of a story at all. Um, I, I wish I was wifed up. Haven't found someone that I really connect with. Speaking of wife dub, how was the date you went on last year in New York? What, when you came on the show? Oh my God, that Skylar third wield on you. Third wheel? Oh, yeah. I thought he said he went to the Harry Potter store by yourself or whatever. No, that was in London. Now in New York. No, I worked with her. Yes, she went with me. No, no. It was so cute. The agent. That's so cute. But we went with the old guy from Jackass. Yes. And it was just like, if it was just us two, it would have been fun. But it was really interested because that's how it usually is. We have such a good time together. But then other people join the party and it ruins it. Oh, there's a lot of them. It's kind of like, you know, when one of your guy friends brings around their new girlfriend. He's really, really nice. But he is sober. So he was trying to push the whole. I know. And yeah, no. And I know it's like, he is over it. Love that for him. But he was trying. Good for him. Exactly. Just trying to push it on to us. And we were just coming back from the podcast with you. And we were Downing the little shooters. And we had a good time. Really good time. And we were down in the shooters. And he was trying to lecture. And I, I told you he was like 48. He's like 48, right? So it's like, give him a break. There's nothing wrong. There's nothing wrong. I support him. But the vibes of being in an ancient bath and you're trying to like relax. And it's just, it was it was a lot. She tried to constant to me. I don't know if I could even. I don't know what's like PC. You say this, but it's just a, it's a very weird concept to me. It's over. Right. I think my brain do processes. Yeah. I would love to maybe hopefully get there one day. But I also keep my body and I take my vitamins and I work out and I take care of myself because I do enjoy the times when I do drink. It's all people are comment on this clip. He posted as a clip and say, hey, you're an alcoholic. You [ __ ] stop talking. I'm gonna be honest. I probably am an alcoholic. Drinking? No, exactly. And we've just tried to. We were talking about doing sober October. And then we were like, realistically, we have. When we were young fest. Yeah, I'm not going to a three-day festival. I'm on the road for next three weeks. Honestly, I can't do it. October is probably the worst month to go sober. Just because of Halloween and all of that. One month ago. Shovel. What are we picking? Let's do sober September. So let's do next year. Like February. February is my birthday. February, March. Okay, okay. Great. Wait, so I've also been thinking about it. I've decided I want to do one month of just shrooms. Obviously. That's what I'm saying. And I love shrooms. And people, you take the right amount of shrooms and you're still happy. Whatever. You don't get the hangover the next day. It's big. And not lie. A lot of people are going to shrimps. Yeah, no. Speaking of March, two. Another thing. No one would love to to put out there that's never happened. I want you to put it out there. Well, you're gonna manifest it. I would love to do if like maybe the president was like, Hey, we're gonna do a lockdown every March. A general reset. If so, the COVID was awesome because there was no. It wasn't awesome. Yeah, I gotten great shape. It wasn't awesome. But there was. There was no FOMO of missing out on things. Right, right, right. I kind of wish we had like a March reset month. And we just reset the March. Well, I like that. If you want to drink at home, you can. But either way, you're not going out. No one's going out. Like no sex. You can't be like, I was this girl [ __ ] this guy or not. Just I don't see mental state of mind. Normal. I like that. Yeah. And then you get back April 1st. Like, oh my God, summer's right around the corner. Then we go. Okay. I like that idea. March's reset mode. Right. That would be on my presidential bill. If I don't know if I ever had one. But, um, yeah, I mean, let's, let's, you go into what we're talking about. Um, just dating in general. So you guys are both still single? Yeah. I saw you post on your TikTok recently then you that you are dating. He's really keeping up. He's keeping tracks. I actually haven't. I just said, um, I feel like you posted on your review. Yeah, there's not me getting another dating another like rock star with tattoos. Oh my God. Yeah, no, that's a. It's the same guy. Oh, the same dude since I was 21. Yeah, with the knives. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. That's gonna be my king always. That's gonna be the one guy I always go back to. I actually, actually recently brought Skye in for a threesome. You did a threesome with the night guy? I did. Bring her in. I was there. Somebody was there. She was there. No, I'm not into that person. She can. No, it wasn't that. It was dude, this guy. This guy was better than this guy. Jesus Christ. How you guys are doing a threesome for how many threesomes recently outside of that guy? I guess. Yeah, since the last time you talked. Is that one? Yeah. Yeah. I went to Pennsylvania for a while on my own. Then I went to Hawaii on my own. Okay. So now that I'm here and I'm here to stay. I wouldn't pay back. So how did the, how did this threesome come about though? Did you ask her? Okay, so we were actually at a dinner with Leonard Adam. Like a little wholesome. We're gonna have like a family dinner. Wonderful. Then we decided to go to an escape room. Before an escape room, we're not alcoholics, but we have to pregame. We have to take some shooters. No, we haven't. No, no, no. Yes. Are you actually down? Are you smart? Are you smiling? Because we will be shocked. We are really competitive. Sure. So we don't play around. Like, you know, when it's in a series, we won't be in an escape room like fighting each other. Like we'll see. Like we're actually starting. We're actually in prison. Yeah. This is a big endorsement. The escape rooms around the country. We are the number one escape room girls. Like they know us here. So either way, escape room. We just came back from dinner, which we were also drinking at. He posted a story that he was finally back in LA, which he had been on tour. I swiped up obviously. And then he was like, what are you doing? And I was like, like I'm with my friend. And he's like, Skye. And I was like, obviously. I don't have anything. No, I was like, I don't have any other friends. And then he's like, you guys should come over. And he's like, I leave tomorrow for tour. And then I was like, okay. And then one thing leads to another and boom, we're there and sucking dick. She had to tell me to behave a little bit though, because dude, for some reason, I was too comfortable. I was burping and stuff. But then I, I collected myself. They told me who this is after we were done. No [ __ ] identities. Like the way they're talking, you think it's like, you think it's like Jim Morrison's ghost. It's not. It really is. It's modern day. But like, it's not like it's like Adam Levine. Adam Levine does pop. Who the [ __ ] listens to pop? What music do you listen? What do I listen? We're really. Yeah, he's like screamo rap. Especially. I don't know. There's a Thanksgiving. We'll play some for you. Then we could do it later. I'm like, dead ass offended right now because that's all I listen to. I'm like, actually offended. You can't tell that's all she listens to. I'm not actually offended. Why are you offended? But you're like accusing my music. Case of me? No, not at all. Should we start off? Should we start off? I'm just saying. By the way, you guys know compared my music. Richards, who's that from? Like a seven person. We do get down the country. I, I actually have them right now. Very much. I've been getting in the country a lot too, as well. Jason Aldean is my all-time favorite. Tim McGraw, Thomas Rhett, Leonard Skinner. What'd you say? So you run with your dad? I did not go with my dad. Yes, she does. No, when I was like 16, to the tribute band. Goddamn Cliff. You said you went. The longest video. Oh, I would love to [ __ ] you. If I don't get invited. You're just afraid. Not Survivor. Naked and Afraid. Well, Survivor is the one that I've wanted to be on my whole life. But we wanted to watch. Oh, I've watched every single season. I watched this this year. Yes. My dad, even my whole family is really into it. My dad submits a uh, like an entry video every single year to the end. So in it, Skye, me, and Tommy. You met Tommy last time. Yeah. We do a Survivor podcast. You should come on. You should come on. Are you serious? Can you come on for an episode? Let's hear. Come on. We talk all the time though. We want to go on Naked and Afraid. As a girl on our Survivor podcast. What do you do on it? We watch the episode and then we do like a live recap on YouTube. Oh my God. Really? Yeah. I think I found my new calling. Can you call it? Can you? Can you guess it? Whatever. Of course. All right. They get like three weeks. I'm about to be off like three weeks. It's been like three weeks. Oh God. I'm so excited. Yes. Serious. I'm serious. Okay. But wait, no, wait. I don't know. This is different. You tell me. Does it air later for you? Yeah. Do you like knock it until 8 PM or you get it at 5 PM? We get it later unless you wash it on like a streaming service. Maybe you have to watch it. Okay, because we do it. We watch. We do it 8 o'clock and then we'll do it like 9, 10 to go live anytime. But yeah, we would love to have you up. Let's do it. Tell my new calling. All right, Queens. We're back after a little after a little break. Got the air conditioner's not gone. We're gonna go do some. Actually, no. I have a question for you. Era. I was going through your screen. We remember Dr. Phil. I was supposed to be on Dr. Phil back when I was like 20. Back in purely my YouTube era. For what? Um, because I used to post YouTube videos. They're all privated now about just being like an angsty, angry, and I suppose like story times about being a crazy teenager. So I got asked to be on Dr. Phil and I didn't do it because I thought that they were gonna try to make a flattery of me. I could have been bad baby. But I knew that they were gonna try to like make clannery of me. So I didn't do it. So literally this morning, I [ __ ] detected up. So Google. Yeah, but I also found. Actually, I haven't been talking about this last time. Uh, you had a teacher from high school subscribe to your own fans. Oh my God. I did. Yeah. Okay, so I've had a teacher. It's a really long story, but I don't know if I really want to go into it like reality wise because he was a teacher that was seeing my best friend in high school. Fast forward. I started doing OnlyFans. He DM me being like, he sent me a message on OnlyFans and was like, I knew you're always going to be something special. And I was like, okay. I made a TikTok about it. Yeah, no, like for sure not. Okay. Not being like an adult. I can like look back and be like, that is not okay. But when I was a teenager, I was like, oh, this is so cool. I have a teacher buying me alcohol and drugs and thought it was cool. Drums. Yeah, and festival tickets. It was like a whole thing. So then I made a talk about it. Not thinking anything of it. It got picked up by like Daily Mail and got blasted. I started getting calls from my like, what is it called? Like your high school, like the actual district, like the high school district where like calling my parents and it was getting like too legal. And I literally was like, I'm deleting everything and I'm saying it was a lie because I didn't want to be like involved with any of it. I was like, he's married. He has kids. He's married to something, right? Oh, been married, has kids. And I was like, I don't just let him know. That sounds bad, but like, I don't know. I didn't feel like a deal with it. So especially because you're wondering like, it was you. It wasn't about it. Years later, didn't you? Well, no, he messaged me on OnlyFans and said, I knew you were always getting something special. I need to take. Like not thinking anything of it. It gets picked up by Daily Mail. Then I got blasted. I started getting calls from the school district, like to my parents. And I'm like, I can't deal with this guy. That's great. Yeah. Should be in jail for sure. Right now. Right. Should be in jail. There's nothing to say right now. You know, my favorite last time I told you guys, the best place to find questions, TikToks, right? If you TikTok, right? Yeah. Um, Scott, is your dad actually tell you to stop doing all your friends still? Um, I actually just went back home like a month ago and I saw him for the first time in over a year. Okay. And he was pretty nice. It actually went really well. The only thing he really asked me was, do you have an agent? What's the long-term goal? I think he's pretty much at this point accepted what I what I'm doing. Um, so I don't know. Do you feel good about it? I feel good about it. Yeah, definitely. Because some reason Dr. Phil for a second. But for the past, for the past year, not seeing him, it was kind of, I didn't know where we stood. I didn't talk to him very often. Maybe like once a month, every once every other month. He would message me like, love you. And that was pretty much it. Um, but going back, I was really nervous. Media, like I went over to his house and I was really nervous. But it honestly went pretty good. Like we just kind of talked about like what I'm doing in LA, where I'm living, friends, stuff like that. And all he asked me was like, are you being safe? For you? Well, I'm happy because I was. I was telling them before, but when we were hanging out, waiting for you guys, like one of the. I've noticed there's two girls that do this industry and there's like the one girl who's just like out there, right? And there's other girls that know what this is. I'm like, are very grounded. Kind of like, I think the main, the main question that would based off what I'm saying is the question I asked you guys last time. How often do you guys shoot? We haven't shot in two months. Two months. When you answered, you said twice a month. Yeah. If you realistically freaking think about that as the people that are commenting all the mean [ __ ] about you guys, it's crazy. When the [ __ ] one of you talking about like a nice stripper when I put the stripper barcel came out, I was annihilated in the comments. Yeah, you gotta be prepared for that. No, I know. I know. But it's like, people have such a good one. Members of [ __ ] morons. These are the smart shorts in the world. You guys are [ __ ] morons, right? They're these girls are maybe maybe doing some sex every now and then. Our literally millionaires. Right? And you're an idiot. So that's simply what I'm saying. So congrats to you guys on that whole forefront. And yeah, I think being grounded. I think being grounded is one of the. That's the most important part. Like to be successful. It's like a video game and you have to know how to play them. It's literally. It's literally like there's two people that are. If you're so out of this world, then it's weird. There's a lot of girls are like, listen, we know that I get into the industry and they they burn themselves out because they're doing stuff. Yeah, coping with like alcohol and drugs. Right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it goes down. And, um, so on a letter note, Sky, for the record, I wrote all Sky's first and they went to you. So we're getting. We're gonna mix them up here. Uh, you said there's four billion men in the world, yet you've only had sex to 50 of them. Yes. Is that true? Because that is true. So it's, it's now like the high 50s. But yeah. Really? So you're not even in the triple difference? No, no. Really? How about you? Just over halfway. I think I'm only like 40. Yeah, yeah. What would you have guessed it was? Okay, a lot of people when I ask them, they want to say like, like between like 70 and 100. So that's the thing is like, is you, you think automatically you think OnlyFans, describe. It's gotta be like 500. You shouldn't God. If you took away scenes, it would be way. It would be like, yeah, some horses. They basically started doing a scene. Isn't even sex. Yeah, when I moved, so I moved here just a year ago. And uh, I moved here with a body count of 11. So all the other ones, it's like been for scenes and stuff. So yeah, it's probably about like 20 if you take away scenes. I guess that's pretty crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's go to a router question. Um, how many dudes have gonna have your name tatted on them? Three people. You have three names tatted on you? Yeah, but they're all people I don't talk to anymore because we had a falling out. It was more like they had like an obsession, infatuation with me. And I just did not like that. Very like cold. Um, first was a boyfriend. He got my name in big letters. Second was a girl that I was best friends with that ended up telling me she was in love with me. And then third was I got their name and they got my name. So I have three people walking around with Rochelle on their bodies and I don't even talk. You strike me as somebody that I feel like three shockingly low. You seemed like somebody that would have like 30. 30 names. You just on my body. You disagree. You strike me as somebody that when they're like with you, where you know, you become obsessed with you, right? It's probably a BPD trait. But what is that? BPD trade? Oh my God. Borderline personality. It's the. I would cut that part out. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a crazy girl thing. But I'm like, I don't know. I'm not saying. Yeah, I'm saying I think I feel like people get obsessed with you, right? Assistant. Yeah. And it's actually all for people I don't speak to anymore. Whatever. You know, it's one. So another cell viewers, which I agree. We have to stop trying to see what voice memos now. I [ __ ] hate boys. Unless it's to us. Unless it's people that I actually know. Like if other friends and we're cool, I will do a voice memo. But if it's a guy and we're just like in the first stages of like talking and you start sending me voice memos, I'm gonna get the egg and I'm gonna get freaked out and I'm gonna like not talk. Dude, yes, that's when I get freaked the [ __ ] out. If you send me a voice memo, I'm worried about it. I'm a big voicemail. Voice memos to each other. She says that she's not. We send it to people all the time. I don't like getting voice memos from other people at all. It's mostly because I'm a really, really bad texter. So sometimes I'll just like send a quick voice memo. And that's different. My TED Talk was in the terms uh, or in the context of if it's a guy that we're flirting, we're having fun and he sends me a voice memo. That's the context I'm speaking about. That's when I get the [ __ ] egg. All right. I actually throw this up for the record. You just said you're a bad texter. Everybody out there knows that's like the hot girl motto of a bad texter. Not a bad texter. If you wanted to respond to all the hot girls out there, if you want to respond to somebody, you would just respond. See, that's the biggest thing with hawkers. Bad texter. No, not for me because I'm a bad texter with every, with everyone. But I know what you mean. Most so many hospitals that was a bad texter. You want to text somebody, you just respond. Yeah, my phone's always on do not disturb. So I don't get notifications sent to my phone. See, I didn't. I do the same thing. But I do have to serve everybody. If you text me individually, I will put you in an upstate. But I, but I don't have my phone. If that makes sense. My whole phone's just gonna do not do not disturb. Sometimes before I don't have Instagram notifications turned on. My whole Twitter's on a separate phone. So I never see those. Yeah, like the only people I don't. The only people do not disturb. I'm pretty sure is Caleb, Dave, and my parents. Um, and what Tom. Um, I'll put you on the upstairs. Um, oh, this is an interesting question I have for you, Scott. So I was just going to TikTok today. I don't even think you saw his comments. It was just a random comment. Some guy kind of went into one of your TikToks recently and said, hey, what can we do to meet up? I have Lakers tickets. Is there literally anything in the planet that would impress you enough to respond to? Nothing like that. Not at all. Nothing. Not at all. No. Nothing. I turned down celebrities all the time. Yeah, it's I reach out to the people that I'm interested in, which I respect. Right. Which I respect because there's a lot of girls I know that would like text me or something be like, OMG, I'll never guess who I'm like next to you at the club right now. To be like, two weeks ago, she's like, oh, I'm with like David Beckham's son. And I was like, I don't give a fly for you in two weeks at David Beckham's son and Lionel Messi. And I was like, I don't think you're offending either of them. I don't know why I would care. But I do respect girls that [ __ ] guys that they're fans of. If that makes sense. Here's the thing. A year ago, it would have been a completely different answer. But a year ago, before I like got, I moved to LA. I was in this whole world. If anyone with like a substantial amount of followers or cloud or whatever you want to call it, message me, I would be like, oh my God, like I can't believe this person messaged me. Like I would do anything to be with them. But now it's just, I live in LA. A lot of people have messaged me. It's just, it's not exciting anymore. So now I go after the people that I want to go after. What's the, what's the top, uh, top not even persons, as best you just top offer? Twenty thousand. Twenty thousand years. Just being slide out to Dubai or whatever money. You know, it's like a fun experience. Maybe not experienced guys. I'm not all the time. We're offered. You gotta be slowing out places. Yeah, we, we were just offered 20K each to go to Dubai. Just maybe like concert you like or something? No, this. No, it's like a funny experience. No, it's mostly like us being offered to be flown out places. But it's like, is it really worth it being flown out to somewhere where you don't know the person in a different country? Like that could just, that just sounds like, like it could be like a safety concern. I'm with you. Yeah. I almost have to go to Dubai for a shoot. And I was [ __ ] terrified. Right. Yeah. Right. I don't do that at all. But I'm more responsible thing. So there's pretty much nothing that could impress. Not really. No. I think pretty much now we just go after people that we want to know. So who's on your wish list? That is that's a shot. I'd never think you would feel you would like be like, you feel your control. That is all right, baby. That is my time pitch. What means? Yeah, I love him. I love the Yvonne. I love his humor. I think he's so cute. I think he's so smart. I just think she is like the smartest person out right now. Like no one's doing it like the Yvonne. And there hasn't been a comedian out there like him. I think he is so, so absurdly conversational. Right. He's so smart. The things he says and the way he spit it so fast off the top of his head. Like I send his clips on TikTok to her all the time. Like the [ __ ] that comes out of his mouth is so smart. Super witty. It's so witty. So smart. We'll see that clip and we'll see who's interested. Oh my God, because I actually just heard from a stripper that he has a big dick too. Yeah, that is a big dick. No, I mean, who doesn't want that out there? But I, I sure know if he was like a public sex guy. Oh my God, that's my number one king. She'll just say and she embarrassed me. He had a big day. There's this boxer. I think he's Scottish named Patty. Do you know who that is? Patty Gibbler or something. Oh my God, that's like my under theobon. Patty. Yeah, those are my two guys. Those are my two guys. I swear to God. I will show patties. Those are my two kids. There's two people. We could very much. No, those are my. I want to get Patty's engaged. When I respect to him. He actually. Yes. Yeah. Isn't he like 24? Still engaged. The [ __ ] you gotta come up with another one. Let's just say. Oh, another one. There's another person I love. Yeah, there's someone else would be on your wish list. See, it's hard to impress me. Like I like. What would you say? I'm not impressed by looks. Oh, Jeezy. So oh, Jeezy. So my main ones. Drake. I love Drake. I think he's so excited. Drake. Okay, so I would say Drake. Um, I love Dominic Fife. He's really sorry. Yeah, he's really, really hot. Um, I don't know. That's really it. I like like just normal boys in the streets, to be honest. Let's see. What else do we got here? Um, you you bang guys that don't follow you back on Instagram? Oh my God, that my TikTok is that we're referring to. That's the. That's my little rock star guy that I've been in love with. Did you think you're talking about before? Yeah. Did I follow you on Instagram? It's a very prominent character. That's my king. I told you. That's my number one king. Well, no, that was before because he had a girlfriend. So he follows you now? No, I unfollowed him. And now it's just a. It's just an established thing that there was a girlfriend involved that I was not allowed to be followed. One of these guys need the validation. Um, you made a TikTok that you said you used to be an escort. Is that your essential? Tell me that the first time. What do you mean? Are we not talking about? I think we focused on the strip. We did. So yeah, escort. Um, up until what? January of this year. January of this year. It's that's what honestly I did. Like, wow. You were an escort in LA? Yeah. I'm not much [ __ ] for the football mine for like an hour of my time. Five to six. Okay. Yeah. Like an hour. And then it'll be under an hour. Yeah. I'm not even directing a lot of them. I did have to sign NDAs for because it was like, really. It's like people that you see in government. Really? Yeah. You're making five, six K for an hour. How often do you do it in a week? Uh, that was when we first came friends. Twice a week. Twice a week. Yeah, that's a [ __ ] deal. Yeah. Now I look back and it was a really risky situation to be in for sure. Wise it was. Do you do like a pip come with you everywhere you were? No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But like right, like right now being in situations like that, I look back. What do you buy? If I ordered your shipper here, that you come with a bodyguard? Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, you can order. Where do you find a like an order stripper? Like a backstage pro? Yeah, every shiver comes to the guy. I didn't know that. Yeah, they're weird. I know we talked about that and I'm weird. No, I don't know. I'm saying no, I'm not saying they're weird. If you're saying the whole idea of sugar, right? And I, I don't know if I pissed you guys on this last time. Did I pitch you on my on my fully closed strip club idea? Yeah, I did. Right. Did you? No. How does that work? A fully closed. You start fully. You start and then you get and then you strip at the strip club. But the girls are just walking around like wearing like fishnets everywhere. Yeah, you know, I want you to walk around like wearing a pantsuit. That's kind of smart now that I think about it. It's kind of like going to the club, seeing a hot girl, and she ends up getting naked. It's like, we're gonna grow back with you. Picture this. You're at a strip club. You're well, let's say just for the sake of the argument, Sky, you're a stripper and you're wearing a pantsuit. And they're like, oh, we're called Sky to the stage. Shot on the stage. And you go up there and then you strip on stage. Like, holy [ __ ]. Or you're walking around doing what you were doing, you're seducing the dudes, hanging out, and you're like, hey, you want to see what's under this? Right? Let's go to the back row. When I strip, I would invest in that idea. It's not a bad idea. I think it's a bad idea. All right, so one question I have for you guys that I'm interested about. This, you tweeted, uh, you made a TikTok recently about how the girl you are now ate the girl you formerly were. Did I? It's kind of about it. It was like, it was like, uh, like a week. How were you four years ago to now? Okay. You haven't got any pre-OnlyFans nudes. Um, so Rochelle, four years ago, that was me before social media, before having like, yeah, four. And then you now. Okay, so I don't know what's it. Yeah, it was like a quick like shot. If you want a Snapchat story from like in a car, oh, with my brown hair. Yeah, that was me. Like, baby, that was one of my first boyfriend. Didn't have a character in the world. Didn't have a responsibility. My boyfriend paid for everything. I was gonna be a housewife, have kids by 22, get married. And I had black hair in it. Um, and yeah, I

was just a baby. In that, speaking of that, how's that guy doing? Any talking with him recently?

So, I just saw that he's got a new girlfriend. He bought a house, and he's, yeah, back in our hometown. He's something that was like meant to live in, like, a small town and like live that life. And I'm honestly, like, really happy for him. Like, he's meant to live that life, and he seems content. Honestly, dude, he seems happy. I look back to people in my hometown, and I'm like, they seem happy.

Okay, so I've heard recently had a bit of a weird story happen to you. I would love to hear about it. Can you fill me in?

Okay, so we run a threesome. You too, I was there yesterday. I call her Grandma. If I call her Grandma throughout this, that's Grandma. And usually with butt play, you get a, you get a warning, you get a preparation the day before, right? There is no preparation given because you have to prepare before. And all because things get, it's like things can go shitty, if you know what I'm saying. We didn't know that that was gonna happen, but we're both very like, if we're in the moment, we'll go with the flow. When we put on a performance, right? Always. And fingers were going up the ass. Didn't know the finger came out. And this was the third person involved in the threesome. So it was amazing. It was his finger. And, um, so he pulled the finger out and, uh, he moved it towards me. And I saw it coming towards me, and there was [ __ ] on it. And you need to be a good friend. Me being the performer I am, her good friend, I, I one sucked on that finger. She had to eat. And afterwards, I said, um, "No, you didn't." So it's a guy. I wouldn't know. Did this guy? That's just what you do when your best friend. Or even we've been filming, or this is just for the love of the game. For the love of the game. And, um, yeah, I ate that [ __ ]. And we finished off the off the threesome. And, uh, I laid, when we were done, I laid there for a minute just to play it cool, you know? And then I got up, I went to the bathroom, I used some mouthwash, and I came back and acted like nothing happened. Afterwards, I did let her know that I used [ __ ]. And, um, she was very thankful that I played it off the way that I did. But that's just what my best friend does.

People want to know why Sky Bree is now in the review of the year, but also the first rookie year to win the MVP. Thank you. That's why I'm a trooper, even in my real life. That's my team. Yeah. I mean, I've had squirt in my face, and I'll look up and it's not squirting.

Give me your other biggest "love of the game" moment outside of that.

Hmm, probably the time that I did, I, um, a little person. A little person slash [ __ ]. He referred himself as a [ __ ]. Yeah, I jerked off a little person. That's kind of a little bit crazy. But, um, yeah, I jerked him off. And, uh, I filmed it actually. It's all on my OnlyFans, goodbye if you want. But I, I randomly met him on Thanksgiving. I was just going door-to-door with a little, I was with Danny Mullen, who he's a YouTuber. We got blackout drunk and we went door-to-door on Thanksgiving, just seeing who would let us in. And, um, one of the houses was a, it was just a house of little people, and they invited us in. We drank, we ate some of their food, and then one thing leads to another, and I'm spitting and jerking off this little person.

How'd it go?

Honestly, great. He was a really cool dude.

You came in 30 seconds?

30 seconds. Yeah. Yeah.

And now that's like his highlight of his past. To jerk him off on Thanksgiving too?

Yeah, maybe for, maybe for Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Good for him.

You get a knock on the door and it's Sky Bree in a neighborhood going door-to-door?

Really? I don't think you realize like how much of an urban legend you are.

Thank you. Yeah. Like, I, I have a lot of people want to speak about about my show. I went on a bar. People come to me all the time. By far the most is YouTube. Thank you. There's, there's a few other people, but mostly and most of the time, like, black. I travel. Like, like, dude, have a savage tits. And I was just, I'm just like, bro, even though you've rated him a 9.6, it's fine. I had a [ __ ] ten. That's not good. God. Okay, you had to humble me. I respect it. Angela White would be a 10.

Have you felt such bigger nails like clouds? They are the squishiest, softest, like they just float. You think they are so happy. They're so soft. There's, you know.

Can I, I love Angela White. I've been trying to get her on the show for a while. Our schedules haven't come together. Yeah, she's a busy woman. I'm trying to get on to that. Actions. She said having it. I mean, that's the fact. That's a fairly, uh-huh, very nice. You never heard the color complexion? We talked about nothing. You close. I've seen them. They're dark. They are not dark. How are they not dark? Wait, cut this out. So when my nipples are soft, they're okay. Those are not. She goes in a tanning bed. Those are teeth. Wait, that's dark. That's not a dark nipple. That's a dark nipple. That man is delusional. That is not a dark nipple. There are some people. There's like a thing called a ghost nipple. That's the way you can even see that. That's not a dark nipple. Do you mean that's not a ghost nipple? It's not a ghost. I'm sorry. That's a dark nipple. It's not a ghost. This is the first time learning. But it's a calm. It's a competition. Yeah. There we go. There are ghost nipples out there. They're like, you can't even, like, see them, right? Okay. Yeah. Which I feel like, no disrespect. Was again, Angela White's are kind of more on the ghost side. Enough slander on my wall. Yeah, trust me. You just said they said that was the first time anyone's ever brought up the whole nipple complexion thing. Yeah. Oh my God. It usually goes off sizes of nipples. Yeah. Normally. See, that's the thing. Normally people talk about the size. I don't really hear like, oh, her nipples are too light. Oh, I mean, I'm gonna make a color complexion. Okay. Size too. I'm, uh, don't disrespect to you. You do have small. You swallowables. iPhone nipples. Yeah. I love having small nipples. Do you have small nipples? No. No. She did unevenly weird colored nipples. This one's way bigger than that one. It's great. I guess. Exactly. It tastes from vanilla. But, um, so Rhonda, have you been doing, um, what to say this? I know you're retired. Yeah. Did it? Yeah. I still have notifications about it every day. Are you serious? There's a lot of people that comments say that you were wrong about Satanism because of sadism. Was a thing that, um, that would also prove that God is real. And also you said you want to go to hell. If you were in hell, you wouldn't enjoy them because it's hell. Okay, so there's many takes to that. My Satanism that I practiced is that I was an atheist, which I said in the freaking clip, which I did say in the clip that I was an atheist. And everyone's like, well, if you were a Satanist, you wouldn't believe in the devil. Which I did say I didn't believe in the devil. But then as I was progressing and trying to figure [ __ ] in my life, then I was like, maybe I should try ritual and see if that works. It didn't work, which went back to prove the fact that I don't believe in the devil.

So one thing I do want to ask you, actually, rewatching the last episode we did, I did gloss over the ritual. Right? You take me through a cemetery ritual?

No, I can't. You can't. No, top secret information. It really is. This is actually, yeah. No, it's like sacred. Really? No, I'm being serious. No, because then it's like, I don't want it to be like blasted like that. [ __ ] is like, to the people who actually practice that type, it is like a serious day. Because I rewatched a clip and I was like, I can't feel her elaborate. Yeah. And then it's actually really safe. Like, you go to a grave. There's people there. Doesn't matter who's graves. No, it's like, it's a whole thing. Yeah. It's like you have to respect it because I don't want, actually, I don't want bad magic coming after me. It makes sense.

All right, so this is the last time we came on. We had, we had a big development. Yeah. We did. Development. Yeah. In our world. Like, really bad. Probably, probably the biggest that I've ever. Yeah. That's my life. Of my life. Yeah. Yeah. So a few weeks ago, I was actually on Saturday night. I had a DM from, from a band called Nickelback. And it read like this: "Hey, my name is so and so. I'm on the Nickelback matching team. I showed you this post to the guys and they asked me to reach out. We actually are working on tour dates as we speak. So when we announce them, just let us know a show that works for you and we'll make sure you are taken care of. And then you tell me if custom shirts we've made but aren't selling something for just family, friends, and public figures who've said their fans, please send me sizes and I'll make sure you sky around or I get some cheers." And I said, "Holy [ __ ]. We're going to [ __ ] Nickelback. We're getting [ __ ] guest listed." And they said, "There was another DM sent and it said, choose a date, choose a city, and you guys will be guest listed." So what do we think? What do we have to entail? Where are we going?

Oh, you guys spoken about it. If we go to concerts, we go after the band. Obviously, we will. Every single [ __ ] member of Nickelback. Yeah. Um, so do we have to do LA or we can do a different city? Any city. Um, let's say, let's say Nickelback was on like, 9/10. What's the plan for the night? Let's get a nice dinner. Really nice place. Nice cocktail. Yeah. I'll take it. Like 5 p.m. Maybe pregame at the hotel, obviously. Six, six thirty, nice dinner. We need to coordinate outfits too, so we can take pictures there. I think I think we all do like what you guys oversized me. Normal size or wear Hawaiian shirt and oversized, like cool Nickelback shirts from like 2004. A good dinner, like six, six thirty. Maybe get to the arena about eight, eight thirty. Children degree room. And then Nickelback time. And then hopefully we hang out with the band afterwards. But I think that I'm definitely hanging out with the man afterwards. Not even a question. They're signing our tits. [Laughter] Okay, then we'll get Philly cheesesteaks. Or do they have Wonder meat Philly cheesesteaks? We'll do a nice meal in Philly. But I think Philly Hotel will be fun. It's very close to me. You guys have to travel cross country. Whatever you go see your mom. Have a cross country. Whatever. Eight-hour flight. It's five and a half hour. But either way, it would be very fun. I'm very excited for it. It'll be the highlight of my past three years of my life. I don't want you guys to most gonna be honest. I don't want you guys to come if you don't want to come. Right? Hating that you want to come or not. No, I'm gonna go sober the whole week before that, just so we can go back. Oh, baby. We're gonna have a good day. We're gonna have a great time. I'm sorry. I was looking forward to Rockstar. Literally swear to God. My number one favorite line is all the Playboy bunnies with the bleach blonde hair. I live my life off of that. Well, sure. That's fair. I don't believe it. Okay. Um, so we're gonna actually, I had an interesting thing. Actually, never mind. He's [ __ ]. It's 10:30 p.m. in New York. I can't FaceTime this guy. So we're one of our biggest, one of our biggest podcasts at home, actually at our main office, is KFC Radio. And he called me in last week about, uh, things. Probably, probably our second or third biggest podcast. And he called me in that speaking. He was like, "Dude, we did you dirty. We did a live show recently and then like something to play like clips from other people's podcasts like at the crowd going or whatever. And they play the clip of me filling their tits from last time, but they didn't play the audio. I like the context." No context. [Laughter] It's a blue phone. What's his name? Uh, Kevin. KFC. I think I actually just saw what you're talking about because I was tagged in it on Talk of You. They had you sit down and they talked about it or something like that. Yeah, I mean, since he was like, "Did you [ __ ]? You [ __ ] me?" I was like, "Yeah, I [ __ ] Trevor. You didn't tell you, bro?" Yeah, myself. But it is late. He has kids. Let's see if he has yours. I also don't think it'd be funny to FaceTime a group chat right now. [Music] Okay, I forget it. It's [ __ ] 10:30. I hope. What day of the week is it though? Tuesday. What's happening? What are you doing? Oh my God, I'm here with your next guest, bro. Hi. I'm here with your next guest. Hi. She agreed to come on KFC Radio. She's coming. I would love to, uh, give me a few weeks to prepare. Can I come on as well? Track him on as well. Yeah. And we always like a little thruffle thing. I want to be the mediator. I just showed a story about last week with the [ __ ] with the no context in the DC show and I was like, "You guys should go on the show." Yes. I would love that. Let's do it. All right. I'm sorry. I didn't meet your truck. I was like, he's the father of two and it's 10:30 in New York right now. He's a father of two. At seven New York. So I feel bad. But we're in a lock of centers down there in New York. Okay. I will see you soon. Bye-bye. They're a great podcast. You guys will kill them out there. But, um, yeah, he's definitely that thing off with you. I was like, dude, you cannot, you cannot freaking play that clip with no context. But, but we're gonna go into our last segment here. This is the "Would You Rather" segment represented by Wood at Barstool Sports, men's grooming brand. Let me do a couple "Would You Rather" questions. I've also just realized that we may have done these questions already last time, right? "Would You Rather?" I don't think we did that. I don't know. Um, "Would you guys rather for the rest of your life only be on top or bottom during sex?"

Bottom. What's the definition of bottom? Missionary. Top's more work. I like when they think. Yeah. 100%. I can be on my stomach. I could be on myself. There's more positions to do when you're bottom. Also, I don't like being the work. I feel like it's a female, no matter if people want to lie or not, as a girl, if you're the one putting in the work, you don't feel it as much. You really don't feel it. And if you're on the bottom, you get to enjoy the moment more, right? So I would say I like, I wish. Seven guys. We both like being sub, right? So when it's, I love sucking dick. Yeah. I love being dominant in that aspect. But when it comes to actually [ __ ], I like the one. I like. Does anyone feel more RV in the moment? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Enjoy the moment. Are we still on the whole figuring train? Duh. Yeah. I love still. I gotta says that I've been, I've been more committed to the figuring game. Yeah. You have to be. Yeah. We did one thing in our life. It's advocate for fingering. Yeah. I'm pretty proud of that. It's been pretty nice. It's great. Yeah. However, you guys noticed any increased figuring in your lives at all? No, not really. No. No. We don't really be [ __ ] in our regular, like, our regular questions. Last time, she loves a guy. He's like, "You're a guy that you love." You. Yeah. But my guy's always out of town. How often do you guys do in sex normally? Normal sex. We haven't had sex. We've had sex probably once in the past month. I had sex maybe like a month and a half ago with my ex, actually. Yeah. And so how have you been doing? You, you were telling me last night, dude. So I went back to Philly a month ago, and it was actually to go back for my ex because I'm pregnant. He's having a baby with another woman, and I was jealous. I'm not gonna lie. I went back. I [ __ ] him the first day. It was cool, but he was a little too good at eating [ __ ]. So that made me realize he was have, there was a lot of practice since I've been gone. That turned me off. Didn't [ __ ] him again. And since then, crickets. I used to actually posted that like funneled a bag with him or something. Different exes. Different exes. Oh, they all fumbled a bag. At the end of the day. So what? [Applause] Um, he's still madly in love with me. Uh, the girl that he's having a baby with, uh, he's not dating her or whatever. It was just like a one-night stand that he got pregnant. But, you know, rest in peace. Like, do you have an ex that you like would get offended over? Like, would you be offended? Like anything like, "Honda X?" And I'm like, I'm just like sensitive. I don't know. No, I'm a lover. Like, I just get sensitive over stuff. If you're over the person, you don't really care, you know? I now go going back and seeing him, I am over. I'm not heartbroken or anything anymore.

Hey, "Would you guys rather date somebody who's ugly and rich or hot and poor?"

Ugly and rich. Ugly rich. Not even a [ __ ] thought. You guys rich. Dude, who cares?

"Would you rather guy last too long or too short?"

Too short. Too short. Too long. I get offended. Long. It starts to hurt. A sentence. Whiskey. Basically, that's different. If they were sober and you can't come, I'm offended. I didn't look like going for a long time because it just starts to hurt. I like it short and sweet because that means they're really into you. If they were able to like bust in that quick, and I love that. It's like a stroke to your ego. Yeah. Nice.

Um, so what's your ideal man for me? Ideal dude. I'm a humor guy. High stage. We did that. We did this for you last time. We did not. We are. I thought I remember the last question you asked. The, uh, hot but broke or ugly but rich. I remember you asking me. Yeah. I want me to do the same thing over and over again. What continents? We did. But, uh, yeah. What's your ideal guy? From what's the ideal height? Six two. Because we're, we're big [ __ ] dude. We're both five eight. So ideally taller. But recently, I've been getting shortcuts. I've been on the shorts. Short kings, honestly, recently have been nicer. They treat me better. But I know Johnny, I'll say his name. That's my short king. Yeah. And he is so funny. He's so nice. And he's so supportive. And he, I can't wear my boots around him, but I love him. But recently, I can't even, I can't. Super recently, I can't name very many guys much taller than me because tall guys have a [ __ ]. I've been getting with a lot of shorts. Yeah. Skinnier than me. Like, I don't know what it is. I like it. The short cakes are bad. Yeah. It is what a day for the short cake. Yeah. I mean, probably a year ago. So I was with a girl at a bar, and she was like, six two. And I'm short. Yeah. That should be Jersey Turnpike. And on my belly button. It was awesome. It was sick. Sometimes I will say short kings, sometimes they'll whip out a schlong, and that's really fun. [Laughter]

Um, let's see what else you got. You guys hear about age at all? Age? No. No. That's what you're like, "Oh, I get. I got an older fellow." Okay. Now I'm in my 2021 era of God. Now that I'm 24, I'm getting older now. I'm like a cougar and I go for like 21. No, really. Let's face it. Sometimes I'll give her a lot younger. Sometimes I'll go for open 30s. Yeah. How old are your game? I'm 23. I'll be 23. Yeah. I got a lot longer to go, baby. I'm scared. You're gonna see me for a while longer. That's one thing that pops my head all the time. That's the scariest part. We're gonna be around for a while. Ages. I think that no one thinks about. Yeah. Let's say was 22 when she did Wolf of Wall Street. [ __ ] crazy. Which is not. I look. I'm like, she was 22. That's a baby picture. Like, what the [ __ ]? Yeah. Mind blown. Yeah. Okay. Literally mindless. Yeah. And you're only 23. She just turned 24. So we're, we're less than a year apart. So I can't even tell you how much more than I'm two, three years old. Disgusting.

"Would you guys rather a body count for a dude of zero or a thousand?"

A thousand. Thousand. I actually do remember these questions. Drastic difference. With no experience. A thousand is like, wow. Like, why were you in a thousand different situations that you were willing to [ __ ] someone? Because I just recently copied pasting every single one. I was like, five years. I like a good 100. A 100 body count. I was in this kind of a little scary. Well, it's a "Would You Rather," so yeah. So stop first of the game.

"Would you guys rather a dad bod or a football dad bod?"

My Queens dad bod all day. Don't hesitate. Johnny, I love him. Has a dad and he's my short king. You are a pacifier. This guy. I know. I love Johnny. Always tells me. She's like, "That's who you should have kids with." Like, she always says that. Looks better.

Final "Would You Rather?" I don't think we did this one. I'm interested in this. So both of you guys, one of your, it's either ask your tits. One is being rather insignificant and one's going super. Which YouTubers? So you can either have your tits or Kim Kardashian's ass.

A lot of girls to say yes. I think a girl could have the flattest ass and she's got a nice pair of titties. I'm all for it. I love titties. Here's the thing. I remember being in like high school and guys would always talk about girls' tits over ass. But nowadays, it's so much more focused on ass. I just love good practice cleavage. I love underboob. I love it all. Like I love, I love when you take a girl's shirt off for the first time. It's like, what are your tits? With the Girls Next Door, Playboy Bunny, the 1990s Playboy aesthetic of like Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson. And it was like skinny, little tiny girls with like big titties. And like in the '90s and 2000s, ass was never a thing. And so I just grew up with not giving a [ __ ] about ass. This is kind of a golden age of ass. Yeah. Yeah. And just like skinny 1990s to the 2000s of just like Playboy Bunny, big titties, right? And I just don't give a [ __ ] about ass. I just love a skinny little girl with big kiss. I know we talked about this last time, but there really is no greater joy than them. I love titties. Like I love grabbing titties for the first time. Like if I'm like having sexual encounters with a girl, I would rather tits over ass. I would say that's the foundation that OnlyFans was built on. It is for sure. No one gives a [ __ ] about ass. Yeah. 100%.

Final question. You guys, you guys got any like OnlyFans like rookies that you guys are fans of? Like, like girl you can rival you guys in hotness?

No one. Girls. No one. I'm not subscribed to a single person.

Really?

Yeah. Don't keep up with girl. So someone we have to pay attention to anyone else. Just because I don't like being influenced by other people. Like I don't want to look at people and feel like, oh, I need to do better than her. I want to copy what she's doing. We just like do our own thing. Yeah. Yeah. You know that. We know that. Everyone knows that. Yeah. I just want to be clear. You're not even looking at anybody else. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of good girls in the game that are killer for sure. But I mean, in, but not rookies. He said rookies. Ricky's surprising stars. That's what I was asking for. Us. You'd be considered a rising star 10 months ago. Yeah. For sure. Oh, I'm still arising. That's right. Yeah. You're not a rising star. Yeah. Last time I've been in the game, not for a year. I mean, I, I know everybody think of here, but I'm telling you, I've, I've out, I've out bars. Everybody that comes up to me matches one person. Thank you. That's what they do to me. About the one saying it. I just need to say, you're, you're like the, you're the Michael Jordan of OnlyFans right now.

Oh, Christ. Which I, I hope you're aware of that. Thank you. Thank you so much. People saying that to you. Seriously. That means a lot. It really means a lot. Like, you're the Michael Jordan. Yeah. So do you, do you, you said heavy that where's the crown?

My whole life, I've never been good at anything. I've tried a bunch of different sports. I was never the best at it. But I've always been so confident in my body and like the way I look. So I feel like this is finally one thing that I've, I'm confident and I love. She's also the throat go. No, I'm such a dick. Like her. And she's also got the [ __ ] ass, the tits, the body, and the throat. I feel like so no one's doing it like I found my calling in life and I'm just, I, I don't even try that hard and just do it. And it's like, it's like we're saying it like really like nonchalantly right now, but she really is. She like took over the game. No, she like dead assets. Yeah. But hey, I got so quite a long time. Then we've done two very long podcasts. You guys have anything else to say?

There's a brighter future. Bright future ahead for the both of us. You'll see lots more of us. We're going to take over the internet. I think you can take over the world. Yeah. We're doing that. Yeah. I was just in my first music video. So let's. We're gonna audition for you for you. And we should or something like that. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Competition. Any questions for me? Are you an escape room? Oh my God. And go to Barney's. The Dive Bar. Have you been? That is that is where people are like, like what clubs are getting out live? We're like, we don't even go to clubs. We go to Barney's. Like that is our spot. That's our [ __ ] spot. Yeah. The best part. We love Barney's over any clubs. If there's open escape rooms right now, let's go. 100%. Yeah. But, um, final, final thing. Obviously, can you guys plug the, uh, the social store?

Okay, my socials are Instagram.com or should I say.com. My Instagram is @real_skybree. My Twitter is @SkyBree_ and most importantly, my OnlyFans is onlyfans.com. I'm not gonna lie, by the time this episode comes up, it won't even change because the social games [ __ ] up. You too. [ __ ] up. What do you mean? I'm saying last time we posted, you guys, she was giving me 40. Okay. My Instagram is @ravra_canucks. My Twitter is @rochelle.connect and my OnlyFans is @rahrahbaby. Oh, by the way, speaking of, uh, Twitter, you don't follow me on Twitter?

Do I not follow you on Twitter? I follow Tommy and OnlyFans on Twitter. Have you not tagged me? You retweeted. Wait, do I follow you? Yeah. I won't be sitting here. Okay. What is your name? Glennie Balls on it? No, no. I don't want a pity follow. No, it's not a pity follow. I thought I followed you. Glennie Balls does not come up. Underscore Your Shadow Band on Twitter. I'm shy about everything else. I'm not sure about Twitter. Yeah, Twitter. I never tried. Oh, okay. Sorry. You got some pair. Lady. Okay. I didn't know. I thought OnlyFans and Tommy and no. So we're just fighting each other. Thank you guys for coming to you guys. Thank you. And, uh, yeah, super out here. Let's put this. Yeah. Yes.