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But, what's up, guys? All good, all correct. And I'm glad. Lately, a lot of people tell me why I don't upload prank calls anymore, right? People write to me, "Auro, son [ __ ] upload prank calls, it used to be cool. Long live Willy Rex" and things like that. And the thing is, lately, it's costing me a hell of a lot to do them because people either know me, or they hang up the phone immediately, or they don't give you any play, and it's yes, right? Yes. Uh, uh, and of course, that's not funny. Until a subscriber sent me an ad that he had seen on some forum or something. And thanks to this ad, I managed to make a pretty good prank. So, subscriber, my friend, I thank you. When I saw the ad, I said, "This shows promise, this shows promise." The ad is as follows. They scratched my car. Help. Hello, I'm from the Gordillo neighborhood in Seville, and 3 days ago they scratched my car all along the side, and they didn't leave a note or anything. And what can I do? As you can see, the spelling is incredible. I went to the police station, and in a nutshell, they told me to forget about it, that nothing could be done. My car is the red Seat Ibiza, and the one who scratched it has a blue car because there's blue paint on the car, and it's not mine. Does anyone in the neighborhood know someone with a blue car? Call me at papam papam papam. Apparently, this guy's car was scratched in his neighborhood, and they didn't even leave him a note or anything, they just fled, and he posted a message on a forum to see if anyone could help him or if anyone in the neighborhood had seen anything. What a coincidence, huh? And that's where I come in. You'll see that the lights turn off while I'm doing the prank because I didn't even realize it, you know? I was already there, all focused. If you want, yes. Hello, how are you? Yes, who is this? I saw your ad here on a forum, and well, I wanted to comment a couple of things. What? What ad? It says here, "They scratched my car, help." Yes, you wrote that. Do you know him or something, or what? But you wrote that. Yes. Well, look, I feel very identified with this ad. Why? Your friend or something? Your buddy or what? No, no, it's just that the other day I went to this neighborhood, El Gordillo. Are you from El Gordillo? No. Yes. Near the junkyard. Next to the junkyard. Well, I went to El Gordillo the other day because I have a friend there, and it turns out I have a blue car, and I hit a red car. But it was a Seat Ibiza, a new one. It was, it was a Seat Ibiza. Yes. I hit it, I scratched the whole side. So it was you, then, right? Well, but the car was parked badly. I mean, I hit it, but I hit it by accident because the car swerved into me. But how did it swerve into you? The handbrake was on, the lines were there. No, no. I had the car swerved, and I said, "Look, he's cool, I'm cool." And I rammed it forward. But how is that possible? No, man, it was parked well. No, no. You didn't hit it, did you? Look, buddy, I'm telling you. That car was swerved, and I sunk it in there. I got angry, and I said, "Look, nobody messes with me." And I sunk it. No, but listen. Was it your car? Yes, man, it's Auro's. And he's telling me a service. Of course it was mine. I read that you, well, when you scratched it, there was blue paint, right? That was mine. Yes. So I want you to give me back my blue paint. But you'll have to pay for my case too, right? Because you're the one who scratched me. Look, I didn't scratch anything on you. You were parked badly, you were parked badly, and I, well, of course, I had to leave. My daughter was leaving school, I had to go pick her up. But no, man, the car was parked well. What are you talking about? Listen, I just want you to give me back the blue paint, that I have a scratch. What am I going to give you back? I'm not going to give you anything back. You have to pay me for the scratch I made. I'm not going to pay you anything. Do you hear me or not? What do you mean you're not going to pay anything? You were parked badly, man. You have to give me back the blue paint, man. Mushroom head. Let's see, let's get along. Let's get along. Listen, your car has nothing because, well, you left it all at the door, and my car, as you saw, is new. And the scratch, what do you mean new? You have a piece of junk, that car you have doesn't run on gasoline, it runs on coal. My car is new. Okay. Well, new from World War II. From World War II is what we're going to have if you don't let me have you, a little bit. Well, listen, you have to give me something, your insurance details or something, because this is not normal, huh? You left my whole car scratched, and I can't go around with scratches because it's not... You're right, write it down. Come on, I'm writing it down. Well, man, yes, come on, write it down, huh? Eat my balls. Listen, but do you live around here, in the neighborhood or what? I'm not from El Gordillo. I came to see a friend of mine. Okay. And who is your friend? I'm not going to tell you that. The problem is that you were parked badly. I scratched my car because of you, and I want you to give me back my blue paint. Look, I'm not going to give you anything back, mine. I'm not going to give you anything back. And if I find out who your friend is, maybe someone will come from outside, I'm going to break him, I'm going to break him, you son of a bitch. My God. But what are you going to break with that lettuce face you have. Lettuce face. What are you going to break? Listen, I'm going to punch you so hard that no gypsy will see you dance, kid. Listen. I rammed your car, but because you were parked badly. And wait until I see you because I'll run you over. He's going to run me over. I'm going to run you over. I'm going to run over you with the wheel around your neck. He's going to run me over. I curse your dead. How are you going to run me over, man? He's talking, and I'll pull out my knife and stab you all over your side. What are you going to stab, who am I going to stab in the side? All over your side, listen, I go, I go to the gym, okay? With your side, I'll break your knife. I don't care, kid, I'll cut your neck, I don't care. Look, I scratched your car, and that's it. And I'm not going to pay you anything. I'm not going to pay you anything. What do you mean you're not going to pay anything, man? Yes, you are going to pay me. You're a Jew face. You're a Jew face. That's what you are. That I'm a Jew face. I curse your dead. What do you mean I'm a Jew face? With that caper face you have. Aren't you ashamed to go through life like that? Caper face. I curse your [ __ ] mother. What do you mean me? Caper face, man. Listen. I'm going to give you two punches, and if you have [ __ ] Come here again, man. and you do it to my face. And I'm going to make your car yellow. I'm all ripped, I take justice into my own hands. Justice. But there's no justice here. The law here is the law of the neighborhood, and the law of the neighborhood is that I'm going to ram your head, uh, uh, uh. I'm going to put it up your ass. The law of the neighborhood. Do you know what my fists in your mouth are? Yes, my fists in your mouth. What are you going to put in, man? You're probably that typical skinny, effeminate guy. Skinny guy, you're the squid. What are you going to tell me, Squid? Next time park the car properly, and we won't get to this. But what do you mean park the car properly, you scoundrel? It was parked properly. No, it was parked properly. And wait, where did you get your license? From your cousin's butcher shop. What? And I'm still in the neighborhood. If I see the car again, I'll run over it, huh? But what are you going to run over, you scoundrel? Listen, my uncle has a blue car. My uncle has an SUV. I'll run over yours. SUV. SUV is what my fist is going to do to your face, kid. Are you going to give me back the blue paint or not? I'm not going to give you anything back. You have to pay me for the scratch you made. And be careful, I'll pull out your teeth. What teeth? I have them all made of gold. Gold. Well, I'll steal them even more. Look, we can solve this the easy way or the hard way. How do you want to solve it? The easy way is you pay me 22.60, which is what the paint costs. But how am I going to pay you? And learn to park. But you have to learn to park. And you, [ __ ], who looks like you got your license from a positivity course. I got my car in a contest. Contest, what contest? The one for lifting my [ __ ] pulse. I curse your dead. What do you mean lift my [ __ ] pulse? What are you talking about? But you're just a squid, [ __ ]. Listen, look, don't force me to go to the neighborhood right now, because I have a car accident, huh? Never better said. Car accident. The accident is what I'm going to give you. If you don't pay me for the whole scratch, you son of a [ __ ]. Here, look, let's go down to the street and solve this. Let's go, come on. Look, I'm going to stab you. If you go to the street, if you find yourself right now. Tell me a place in the neighborhood. Tell me a place in the neighborhood. Where do you want to meet? A place in the neighborhood. The pharmacy. Do you know where the pharmacy is so you can get some bandages nearby? Look, well, look, the pharmacy will be good for you because after the beating, you'll need some paracetamol. Yes, paracetamol is what I'm going to give you up your ass, you see? Listen, where does your friend live? Tell me. I live next to the junkyard. Ah, so he lives close to me too. And what car is yours? Blue. Tell me, tell me. I'm not from the neighborhood, but I have family in the junkyard. Yes, well, I'll take care of all your family. What are you going to take care of with that caper face you have? I'm going to take care of them all. Listen, you'll take care of my family, but your car is scratched. I curse your dead. Well, you have to pay me, you son of a [ __ ]. I'm not going to pay you. Learn to park, the car was parked badly. But what do you mean it was parked badly? It was on the lines. What lines? Lines are what you snort up your nose. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're already going off on another topic, but like two punches are going to get you. I curse God. This man is already making me nervous, lost, huh? Look, look, we'll see each other in a while at the pharmacy. What time? What time will we see each other? Come on, tell me. What time? Whenever you want. We'll see each other at the pharmacy without a shirt. One on one. Without a shirt. Shirt. No, you'll come out without life. Come on, what time is it? It's 5. It's 5. Well, at 5:30, 6 minus a quarter, I'll be there. Can I bring a knife? If you can. I'm going to stab you all over your chest, the back, I'm going to stab you. Haven't you seen there when Dr. House does that incision here in the trachea so you can breathe? Well, that's what I'll do to you. But you won't breathe anymore. Do you feel like having a coffee before? He's talking about coffee now, I don't care. A coffee. Well, before fighting, right? If you feel like having a coffee. A coffee with pastries. Coffee with pastry. No, coffee with pastry. Do you feel like it or not? Are you in or not? Yes. Maybe I'll also invite you to a dessert I make that's very good, which is torrijas. Torrijas. Torrijas filled with punches. What do you think of that? I'm going to put the punches up your ass too, [ __ ]. The car is scratched, and that's it. And you're a, well, a carpet face. Yes, right? Well, you're the typical guy who's very brave on the phone, I don't know what, I don't know what. Then when I find you, your face is the typical, sorry, will you give me back the paint or not? What I'm going to give you back is your face, [ __ ]. You've made quite a racket, huh? Quite a racket. [Music] [ __ ] how good, man. [ __ ] [Music] Hey, listen, what do you want? It's a prank, I didn't scratch your car, I'm not from El Gordillo, and I don't know you at all. It's a prank. A prank. No, a prank. Your [ __ ] mother plays pranks like that, man. Because these pranks aren't meant to be played, man. But don't get like that, man. Don't get like that. Don't get like that. How [ __ ] But you see. These pranks aren't played. I was already going down there, and I was going to punch you. Already. But I saw the ad on the internet, and I found it funny how it was written, and that's why I called you. You found it funny how it was written. Why, man? It was badly written. It had mistakes. How badly written, man. You understood it. No, it was badly written, wasn't it? No, it wasn't badly written so that it could be understood. I don't care. Well, hey, I hope you soon find whoever scratched your car. Yes, go to hell, man. But don't get like that. I think this is the one with the worst [ __ ] of all, man. One of these days they're going to kill me. No, no, no. One day, one of these days you'll open the newspaper and it'll say, "Well-known YouTuber stabbed to death." But at least, at least we laugh, right? What matters? I curse [ __ ], I'm going to die. If you want more prank calls, then you know what to do. Give the video some love, and we'll see you in the next one. If I'm still alive, of course. [Music] I'm glad. I'm glad. the