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Not gonna go, you know? Finding me, doing me. Big, big AC vibes. Oh, chat watches. What the heck is that, yo? Sign what? They put a Twitch Prime.
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What? What happened? You know? Okay, TJ, thanks for the good stuff. I can't walk and drinks.
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Gotta get there by 10. It's around here.
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Can you guys hear me? Yo, now can you hear me? I was distracted, bro. I was distracted. My dudes, can you [ __ ] hear me, bro? Hello, man. This [ __ ] foreign. Hello bunkers. Oh, sorry. I had to scroll down. What's up, [ __ ] guys? Look who decided to join me today. Can you believe it? The stranger herself. Yeah, a while Vanna has appeared. You guys, what do you think about that? Hi guys, what's up, [ __ ]? How are you doing? Hear you loud and clear. Thank you, dude. More, you know, stop shouting [ __ ]. I can't be in a good mood. You know how lonely I've been? You know how lonely I'm in? I've been telling you boys, we've been having some heart to hearts. [ __ ] You're goddamn right. Ain't getting no tickles, no [ __ ] cuddles, no nothing. No blowies, no sloppies, no cuddles, no nothing, baby. Oh, God damn it, man. You guys are killing me, bro. Man, I forgot to tell you, I've been a little manic on stream. Oh, yeah. Yo, AC mods are crazy with the title, bro. Yo, tattooing [ __ ]. What's up, baby? Hey, that's the girl that had the nipple slip. Oh, yeah. I liar. Actually, I remember being like, yo, sweetheart, I'm gonna go pee real quick. Hold it down, don't get me banned. And you come back to like, you guys having a meeting and [ __ ] and I'm like, oh, [ __ ]. I think she just got me banned. Yeah, you guys had to remind him of that. It was one time. Yeah, just go back a second. [ __ ] Like, was that a little aggressive or what? One sec, switching my mic. Oh, I'm Purdy. Hello, hello. All right, where's my phone? I don't trust these [ __ ]. They always, they always be telling me something different about this [ __ ]. Can you hear me? We can hear you, Danny. Eli, thank you for the thousand dollars. I was really down. Ain't no worries, Danny. I appreciate you. Those toxic girls were wild. That [ __ ] was crazy, bro. What happened in Texas? Um, tell me. Okay, well, Mike kind of guy. Give me the scoop, you know? Uh, Mike is hilarious. I, I need to go out with Mike. Mike is great. What did you just say? Like, go out and get drinks? What is this? You hear that? You hear that [ __ ]? I need someone clipped that. Just so if this girl ever [ __ ] you know, treats me poorly, I could play that back when I'm in my heartbreak. Like, damn, just in front of the boys. She said she's gonna go out with my homie, my best friend, my comrade. Pause. Yeah, what's up with that? We're the tribe emotes, boys. Wear this. Drop, brah. Where's the tri-bat? We got 88 [ __ ] in here already. Been live for two minutes, dude. Been live for two [ __ ] minutes, bro.
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It's getting crazy, boys. What is that? You brought? Is this a vape stick? You brought a vape stick? No, no, it's a, it's a weed vaporizer. You put flour in here. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's sick. Yeah. Um, thank you for that three month. Huh? I update you, baby. Roger Morris, what's up? That's what I'm talking about, boys. Now we got the tribes, bro. [ __ ] Feels good to be live, dude. I don't care if it's peaking. I don't care if your ears [ __ ] bleed. I don't care. I missed you, boys. Maybe this is why I need it. I've been a little depressed. Sassy [ __ ] today, bro. Tell them. Tell them. Tell them. I, I can attest. He's been on one today. You know what it's like hanging out with Uncle Tommy? Uncle Tony, I mean. Uncle Tony's a liability. I won't lie. You know, you're not the first person to say that, but I will say, you're the, you're not the last person to say that, but you actually, you actually were the first person to tell me that, and I've heard that several times since. Comes out, it's like split personality. You know, they say people with split personalities don't always remember when their other personality comes out. Yeah. Do they say that? Yeah. Because you'll tell me, hey, what's up, Uncle Tony? I'm like, okay, what? Yeah. You're like, what do you mean? And I'm like, oh my God. What's up, Uncle Tommy? Caleb, is that kid199? What's up, babe? What's up? What's up, Eli? How you doing? How you doing? It's Tony time. You [ __ ] degenerates. How you doing? Huh? How you guys doing? The note, he ain't even gone out. Boys, you got this sexy Patty right here. You know, I'm gonna try. I need to go check on it. I might leave this sweetheart right here. This is, are you sure? Pulled down the stream and who knows, she might get me buried again. You guys gonna trust me? What's up, Don? How you doing? Derek, how you doing? Cole pensy, how you doing? Had a long cold day. Time to spark the backwoods. That's my [ __ ] boy. You know, respectfully, can we get a [ __ ] fit check? Show the boys. Will you come over to my house wearing this? This is, this is kind of like what I, oh, I always wear now. I have my like little uniform. I wear when I come here. There you go. [ __ ] I always smoke this [ __ ] like it's a cigar. So they're like, you're not inhaling, bro. I've got [ __ ] weed police over here. Like, you better be inhaling that joint, sir. Now, [ __ ] dare you. Dario. Okay, boys. [ __ ] That's different when you inhale the [ __ ] bro. God damn. That's your head different. So we're talking to myself. I feel kind of crazy, bro. Inhale it or get a ticket. I like that. I'm like, please, no. I'm sorry. You're [ __ ] inhale it, girl. I said, [ __ ] inhale it. Oh, what am I putting on? All my new Young LA jacket. No worries, Young LA. Give me a [ __ ] code, you bastard. Give me a code. A tribe. Eli, Vanna, what's up? Pandemonium. Pandemonia coming in with the two month badge. Two months subscriber badge. You got the tribal Raven, bro. Raven is a very, very cool spirit animal, my dude. I like seeing that [ __ ] evolve, bro. We got a couple of otters in here too, which is fantastic. Wait till you guys start getting to the upper echelons, bro. You get the wolf spirit animal. You guys get the, the bear spirit animal, the warrior. You know, some of you guys might get the shaman, the owl, bro. The sacred owl of wisdom. Gay crash had just supported the tribe by being in here and luckily winning the [ __ ] gifted tier one sub by Peppa chin. What's up, baby? How you doing? Hi, sir. Tom, what's up, you son of a [ __ ]? I can't wait till you camp in my [ __ ] backyard, bro. Which actually leads me. [ __ ] I feel good, bro. Might need a little coffee, dude. How you feel? Mana, where did this come from? Right? I have no [ __ ].
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Shaking it in it like, you know, they like it. Tom in the backyard. We're gonna talk a little bit more about my genius [ __ ] TV show, fellas, that I shouldn't be talking about. You know why? Because [ __ ] we got Gremlins out here. We got snitches in the chat, boys. The [ __ ] that that called the [ __ ] hotel on our boy Mike might be lurking. That's how they found out about Mike. Is that someone on the stream [ __ ] called? Yeah, they called him like, there's a crazy man going through your hotel right now. The [ __ ] that's that [ __ ] weak. Oh, they're trying to. They're saying blink if you're getting held against your will. Brown sweater. Guys, was that a blink? Was that [ __ ] blue? Sorry about that, guys. We have this weird dynamic in the, in the, the dynamic now. Super dynamic in the dynamic now. We're dynamic in the dynamic, boys. Can y'all at least get some Wi-Fi out there so I could stream in the backyard? Oh, 100%. You guys will be streaming constantly, and I'm gonna have TTS set up to where. All right, so I have this game show idea, right? Yeah. If a [ __ ] steals, I swear. We got [ __ ] you guys. We'll do it our own way. And you know, you ain't try to copy it. You know, [ __ ] it. Good luck. We're gonna have our dedicated people who are in like, uh, who are kind of in the tribe, but a little bit more detached. Like they're supporters, and they interact and collaborate with us. We're gonna have them compete. And they're all going to sleep in my backyard in tents. And they're gonna stream almost constantly, almost every all day, the whole day for 24 hours. They're gonna like stream, or the the competition will run for like a week. So they're gonna be sleeping in my backyard. There's gonna be a competition running for like a week. We're gonna get a porta potty out there. They're gonna have like set equipment that they get to use every day. And then there will be daily competitions. And if they win daily competitions, they either accumulate points or some way to where they'll like win the competition. But they'll also be granted like rewards and stuff. Like they have to make all the advantages for like the next challenge. Exactly. And like they'll, they'll like take a girl out to a bar and like go on one-on-one dates. Whoever risked her better like gets a better score, gets the advantage of me like sleeping inside one night, or they get to like come in and eat dinner with us. Yeah. Or they get like use the restroom or like earn showers and [ __ ]. I don't know how degrading we can be about it without like getting in trouble, you know? So we have to like kind of iron out that dynamic. Yeah. And then even have like TTS. Like TTS is is text-to-speech where if someone like tipped, I don't know if mine's set up right now, but if someone tipped, they'd be able to like play a message. You know? Yeah. So I want TTS to where like, uh, when they're sleeping in the tent at night doing sleep streams, TTS will be set to where it's like plays an alarm sound. And like if someone tips like 20 bucks to get like wake them up out of their sleep and [ __ ]. So like it [ __ ] them up the next day for their challenge. Or like building like obstacle courses like Tough Mudder and [ __ ] that they have to compete in, you know? Um, and then like one advantage would be like if they win it, uh, uh, event or a challenge or something like that, they get to turn off their TTS. So they get to sleep good. And then I know that you [ __ ] would go blast the other person and sure that person's staying up the whole [ __ ] night. I want to run it like a week where it's just like a week live game show. You can use and abuse me all you want. Nothing can break me. Challenge accepted. For real. We should do like flogging and stuff. That'd be great. And then I'm gonna start. There's so much professionals you can come true. Get the job. Yeah. And then we're gonna introduce like, uh, morning routines to where like every morning at like 5 a.m. they have to get up and get straight into the ice bath and like go to the gym. They have to like work out or they have to run around the block or something like that, you know? So it's gonna be like kind of. Yeah, I'm gonna have them run around the block in opposite directions so like they're gonna cross each other at some point. But oh [ __ ]. I need to pick it up. You know, read the hazing laws. I need to actually, I, I need to read that because I don't know if it's really like hazing because I'll be very clear about like, you could do this. Venting into it. Yeah. This is totally up to you. You can leave the competition at any moment, you know? Um, I don't know what the prize is yet. Like maybe the prizes, we host them or something, you know? Like I buy them a nice steak dinner or, um, they get hang out with me for like a whole day, you know? I'm just kidding. I don't know what it is yet. It'll be something. Maybe prize money, you know? Or maybe, yeah, just get some kind of waiver. I'll give away something, you know? Maybe like a [ __ ] a watch or, uh, maybe I could find a bunch of sponsors and and give away like Young LA merch, like a year supply of water or something like that. Have a bunch of rewards on a wheel. If they win challenge, they spin the wheel. We're actually gonna do that. AVN. We're gonna have a big wheel. And then we're also gonna have a Super Smash Bros tournament where if anybody beats Mike, they get 100 bucks. I don't think anybody's beating Mike though. Oh, Super Smash Bros. Yeah. What did you think it was? No, I was gonna say if it was like Mario Kart, then I definitely know somebody will beat him. Who? Cody? Really? Oh, yeah. Mike, I don't know. Oh, yeah. If, if he doesn't, it will be a competition. I would love to like participate in watching because I'm super down to have him try because like, like I've honestly never seen anyone beat him. Yeah. Wait, just wait till you see like Craig. Craig was adamant about it too. We're like, I'm really good. I'll beat him. And he didn't give up a game. He's like, I've never seen anybody who goes. Mike, Mike's actually like a professional because he was like popular before for playing Fortnite. He's like professional playing video games. But I would love to see it at the booth at AVN. Have him come over and we'll do it. I think that would be great. Plessy, I want, I want Cody to come over more and be more involved in the streams. I think that he has a lot of people characters, guys. He has a lot of cool stories and he's a [ __ ] uh, Shameless. Thank you for joining the tribe, baby. I'm so sorry. Sorry for yelling, too, guys. Um, teleport. How's it going? La Crosse. Better than liquid death. Yeah. No, no. Eli, brother. What's up, brother? Ares 19. What's up, [ __ ]? My ears. All right. It'll make you appreciate your taste, your sight better, you know? If you lose one sense, you'll appreciate those more. Can't comment like with that because I haven't drank the drink before. Thank you, SkyJP, for being, uh, have an integrity, bro. Either Vanna loves [ __ ] you or she's trying to be your girl. Well, babe, what the [ __ ]? No, she's not trying to be my girlfriend. I do love [ __ ]. Whoa. Are you allowed to say that? Thank you. I appreciate that compliment. That doesn't even go to my ego. That's just like, hey, you know, it reassures me that that I'm doing the, the good thing, you know? I actually had a good talk about this and yesterday. Get too deep into it. Actually, we've talked, you and I have talked a little bit about what makes it a good. It's more a mentality thing, right? Or like a way that I approach things opposed to any specific like crazy talent or, yeah, something. It's not like, I mean, like anybody could do what I do. Yeah. There's not like a special thing to describe. I think would it be accurate to say that I just make the experience about you? This for 20 minutes before like, just try and like get it done, you know? You gotta love what you do. Yeah. Do what you love. Yeah. True. And the reason, the reason I'm saying this, guys, is because we got into it and everybody's like, you know, the size matter, like anything like that, or even like, it's nothing special about me, dude. Like everybody could approach sex in this way to where it's, they would enjoy it with you and you'd be like viewed as one of the best experiences that they had. If just your goal is like, I want to make this individual feel the best possibility that they can. Give them massages, put on nice lights, make the room smell nice, you know, put on music. When we start having sex, I always stop and put on music. Yeah. It's like, I need music. I need the environment. I need it. You need to like try to have sex to where it like stimulates all the senses. It needs to like look good with light. It needs to smell good with with smells. It should taste good, you know? Like you want to brush your teeth and stuff. Even incorporated a huge [ __ ] one. It's a huge one. Huh? Yeah. I mean, as somebody who like taste a lot of people as a profession, that's like, whoa, that's an interesting perspective. I'm trying not to be explicit on here, but it's very true. I mean, I think a lot of people need to learn how to just like tap into their sexual energy too. 100%. I like where this conversation's going, boys. Actually, I might have to get off real quick, guys. There's something coming up. Just real quick, you know, uh, let's see here. This idea of body count, guys. Yeah. Like body count don't matter either, bro. Like, let's go, baby. You making love to yourself, my dude. You're making an experience for yourself. You're putting on [ __ ] music. You know, I had, I had a, it hasn't been recently. Lights out, thank you for the follow. But, um, when I was like going through a little bit of a depression, I would utilize like masturbation to like get dopamine. I'd be like, damn, I need dopamine. And it became kind of addictive to where I was like, um, it was just unhealthy. And I switched it to where like, I started treating masturbation like almost like a ceremony. It's where it's like, this is a chance for me to like give myself pleasure and like make love to myself in ways to where it's like, I would, I would put on music and like make it a thing. Like the mood set the mood for myself, bro. Dude, we're like, I really want to like utilize this doping to like help me. It's not like rushing through like I'm trying to take a hit of crack, you know? And the only reason I'm explaining this to you, dude, is like understanding how you can manipulate your brain chemistry is super important. I really want to try to start, um, like manifesting [ __ ] like while I come. I just always forget by the time I'm like actually about to come. Um, no, you haven't heard of this? Like people like when they're like, like about to come, they'll like say like, like I'm going to do this or I'm gonna do that. They'll just like say like a manifestation that they want to happen and like use the power of their orgasm to like. You haven't heard of this before? No, but I actually think it's a genius perspective. Yeah. I read a funny theory today about wisdom teeth, which was like that wisdom teeth come in slanted intentionally to cause pain. And basically the reason is because at the age where you're starting to develop or grow your wisdom teeth and they're starting to come out and you're experiencing that pain, it's going to send adrenaline and, um, different hormones and chemicals into your brain. And it's intentional for like your growth process. So we're like, it forces you to experience pain so you're connecting different neurons and opening up different, uh, neurological pathways in your brain, which is interesting. And I kind of touched on this yesterday when I was at the airport. I got super [ __ ] frustrated and I was like allowing that frustration. I like paid attention to one thing and I got a lot of progress done on something because I was like frustrated in a different mentality, you know? Sorry, I'm ranting. I do this so much. So would you say is that why they call wisdom teeth? That was the caption of it too. Look at this. What a smart, clever girl, bro. Um, I require the girl to shower before sex or no dick shower with her, bro. Yeah. Also, don't make her feel gross about herself. Hey, girl, get in there. What would you do if I said something like that to you? Like, hey, go shower for me, huh? Oh, yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. Girl code means I don't know what the [ __ ] he means. Did she say that? The Gen? No, it would be weird if you didn't get in with me. I'd be like, okay, what's the problem? Oh, the shower. That would be, that would be terrible. Yeah, like you just send her in there, bro. You're like, hey, sweetheart, your shampoo. Because yeah, bro, get in there with her, bro. I do that a lot too where it's like, I'll intentionally take a shower when I first hang out with you. Yeah. Like I get home, I'm like, hey, I'm gonna hop in the shower real quick. I feel like it's also kind of different with like guys and girls. What? I don't know. Guys, you got like a lot more going on down there, like a lot more things folded and sitting on each other and like a lot more chance throughout the day to start getting like. We don't discrete any fluid throughout the day. Yeah. But you sweat and stuff. You sweat too. Yeah. But like not sweat are the same. No. We'll go to the gym and they'll compare and I'll tell you the honest truth. Okay. I actually got those little bottles. I don't know if we could talk about what we're going to bottling them. You remember that? What, um, yo, so sorry, bro, but like, I'm actually not, I'm not gonna let you. I'm not gonna let you [ __ ] say that. So, okay, now you're on timed out. What the [ __ ]? Can't. One second, guys. I [ __ ] clicked on something. Oh, there we go. Just give me a soapy rag. Jesus Christ. [ __ ] Sweat smells like the aquarium at your local PetSmart. What? What kind of aquarium are you going to, bro? I like when girls have dirty Circa feet. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys? Put it top left up here. Boom. [ __ ] Sometimes privacy in the shower is good though. That's true. Yeah. You don't wanna be like, hey, what? I would do. No, because if you really want a girl to shower beforehand, you can't say like, I'm gonna take a shower, do you want to join? Because then she might not want to. And if she's gonna offer to take a shower, I don't know. I feel like it's kind of, it could also be aware. I feel like that's something you do more like once you know someone. Yeah. Case, Kasher, pre-com throughout the day. What? That just happens to you, bro. What do you mean? That's like the least, that part. That's like, I guess the best part of it. But like, I'm talking about like [ __ ] like the cheesy bits like underneath your balls and in your taint. What do you call it? Cheesy bits. That makes it a little worse. Yeah. So girls don't [ __ ] get like that. Like honestly, like I've, I've eaten a lot of genitals. So like, if you were to give me a choice between like a girl who's been at the gym all day and a guy who's been at the gym all day, like, I don't know. I feel like the guy is gonna be. I actually, okay, I'm gonna retract my statement. But you know, I might just be maybe I'm more biased. No, I also like women more. So, um, I'm gonna say that you were right and I was wrong. You're absolutely right. Guys, sweat is worse. Yeah. It's just the way it accumulates is like, and we're typically like, yeah, and we got balls and stuff, you know? For all your sweat is like mixing with your like [ __ ] juice, which like I would drink that, but I'm a pervert. Guys, now you say that, I'm like, um, health shot. You know, I think it's different though when you really like the person though, because then you're just like, yeah, like I want to taste every single inch of you. But on set, like as a girl, even working with other girls, it's like the courteous thing to like, you know, get a baby wipe. And I'm not like, you need to take a shower beforehand, but just like a little wipey wipe. I really think like if I'm hooking up with someone, I really [ __ ] hope that they just have like, they're aware of their hygiene. You know, again, when I hang out there, I know if I want to take a shower first because I, I even just want to feel fresh and clean and nice during sex. I want to feel comfortable, you know? Plus, you know, I like rim jobs. So that changes things, you know? Anyways, oh, Caster, that's called a snack, bro. Oh, yeah. Hair is another huge thing. Like, trim your [ __ ] if you want your balls sucked and looked [ __ ]. Trim them. You don't have to shave them completely, but at least get a trimmer and trim them. Like I have a rule. Like I won't lick it unless it's like prepared. You've never told me that rule. Well, yeah, you've just never. I'd never had to. How would you say that? I was oblivious to this. And I had it. How would you propose that to me if I'm asking? I just wouldn't. I just wouldn't. Well, if I was like, yo, baby, come on, sweetheart. I think it's gonna depend on like what severity of hair we're talking about because like, well, if I just totally like, I mean, I don't grow a lot of hair anyway. It was totally like Amazon. Not like my beard or your beard. Yeah, I feel it. What's the question though? Like, if my balls were like that.
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But my wife is just clean and nice and soft. I guess I don't know. I just don't want to get hair in my mouth. That's like the huge thing. And also, I mean, like sweat. But I mean, if it's like this trip. I feel like you've bitten this before. Yeah. Why did I ask you to do that? Do facial hair is so sensitive compared to other hair? Really? I think so. Or did I just bite you really hard? I don't think so. It kind of, it kind of feels nice now, you know? It's all sensitive. Should I grow up my beard and just get crazy hair? I can't really grow this out much more. Really? So my [ __ ] hair is, I can only have this like little tiny, like not like that, but like kind of this. It only grows a certain amount. Like I just can't grow like a full bush. It's kind of sad. It just looks weird. Have you had it lasered before? No. I think I'm gonna laser it, but not completely. Like I still like to have. You have to have a triangle. I don't. I think it's so weird. I mean, I'm not saying this like some girls look gray with a ball [ __ ], but I feel like when I look, I feel like when a guy shaves a mustache on their beard and they look at their face and they're like, who the [ __ ] am I? That's how I feel when I look down on my [ __ ] and there's no hair on the top. I think it's a weird fetish to like not like this. Yeah, but that, that's just my own thing. If I see a girl up like a completely shaved [ __ ], I'm just like, not, not about it. Um, like recently, I also, I need something to play with during the day. I think it's fresh shave. It's like soft. Kind of tickles my nose, you know? I'm like, you know what that is? I like that. Van is a time cheese. If I typed anything that's in this chat somewhere else, I would be banned. Really? Girls also don't poop. Five percent sweats, five percent. Yeah. You know, you know, bro, going down freshly waxed cat is next level. Maybe wax would be good. I do like a good wax. Or there's nothing like not shaving for like a month and then you shave and it's so smooth. It's like, I've ever gotten your groin waxed before? No, that would be [ __ ] hilarious. You should do it for content. I don't know about my groin. I would do like my butt or my legs or something. Did you donate it to the makeup, make-a-wish foundation? I wish I had pandemonious [ __ ] hair. I'm gonna let you guys decide where I go. Me, Craig, and Jolly head to Vegas on the 22nd. We're gonna stop in Vegas, live streaming it all. And we're gonna, so at Park City, we could stay in this location. This is the Christmas event. We can go to Colorado. This is how much snow is there. This is this, this is the places that will go. This is Tahoe. This is how much snow. This is what we're looking at. And kind of explain the chat, hey, these are our options. What do you guys want to see us to do? This is my Christmas present to everybody. Is you get to decide how I spend my Christmas. I'm not going back to hang out with my family. I'm going to be streaming the whole time. I want to connect with the [ __ ] tribe. I want to really dedicate to content. And this is, this is the move. So you guys get a pick. She's really stunning. This girl is actually incredibly gorgeous. Like, I, when I first went to shoot with her, one is a great experience. W experience. Um, but I saw you in person, I'm like, damn, this girl's attractive. Like, it's a good day. And then one time, you know, when we were shooting, I was like holding the camera, I looked at her, and she looked back to me, like some chemistry here, you know? You remember that? Maybe. No, not too much. Just like good sexual energy, you know? I don't know. W Eli, Bryce, what's up, baby? Utah would be the vibe. Are you saying that because you're in Utah? FNG, tell me about it. I want you to express to me why Utah. Sell it to me, bro. W. Coke and water. Danny, if you guys want, if you guys want us to do [ __ ] fan meetups, like, I, I don't think that you guys are gonna [ __ ] with me. I think that you guys are pretty positive individuals. I'm not, I'm not afraid of you guys doing something stupid. So if you ever want to, uh, sorry, I was processing a comment. Um, if you guys ever want to do a meetup, dude, let's do it. Tell me, hey, I'm in L.A., bro. Let's go hiking. I'll go meet up with you guys. I think that's cool. Let's talk live. I wanted to show people, hey, you're welcome in the tribe. The whole mentality of you can't sit with us, all that [ __ ]. I [ __ ] hate that, bro. You can absolutely sit with me. You can absolutely hang out with me. No one's on a [ __ ] pedestal. I'm high and I'm ranting, guys. Thank you, Eli, for saving me from a pack of wolves when I was six years old, dude. How old are you now, bro? But you know, I'm, it was ironic that, uh, that I was there. Happy I could help. And, you know, wingman. Oh, [ __ ]. Hey, Alexandra. Alexandra is a fantastic girl. She lives in Florida. Sexy, beautiful, great energy. I'm excited for you to meet each other. Hi, Alexandra. She's gonna be one of the girls that you mean. You end up like getting in a corner and talking to her and like learning that you guys have similar birthdays or some [ __ ]. It's kind of [ __ ]. Our birthdays are gonna be one day apart. We're gonna love each other. Oh my God. Hey, Lily Ray, what's up, baby? Pink bra, poggers. That you're talking about. Does that mean, uh, did Eli give you mine? Jeffy dammer, what's up, dude? Interesting, uh, name. Eli saved my family when I was young. Thanks for that, Eli. Big W. You know, I'm doing the Lord's work. I might be slightly biased. What do you want to know? Tell me about the experience. What's going on for Christmas? Uh, just spit on me, bro. Um, if I go off there for Christmas, what will my experience be? I did hear that Park City has the the biggest resort. And how are the girls, bro? Because the Mormons, you know, they're kind of crazy. I got kicked out. I used to live in Provo, Utah. I got kicked out of the church for for banging too many, too many Mormons. I can't go. Canada. I'm a felon, bro. Eli, would you ever hook up with a female fan? Yeah, absolutely. What do you mean? I'd be honored if someone, if a girl was my fan and she wanted to shoot shot. Come to Michigan. Snowboard, bro. Michigan, dude. No way. I'm driving. Dude. W.U. Tom. Mormon. Thank you, Eli, for saving my grandma from a burning house. You know, I, I have a hard time remembering all this [ __ ]. It's like Uncle Tony, you know? Yeah. Let me know when you're in London. London will be sick, bro. You've been, you've been, uh, you've been a bunch of crazy places. Like, you spitball me. Tell me something funny. You asked me that because the other this weekend, I was going over with Cody like how many places we've both been to. I think his was like 14 or 15 countries and mine was like 17. Added all up together, we're on it. We're on a mission now to go see like, get all seven continents. Um, I haven't done Asia and Australia, and he has just not done Australia. And then we found, um, a [ __ ] cruise that goes from Argentina to Antarctica. So really wonderful. Oh, let's do that. Is that Drake's Passage? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen the solo, the rowing that they did between Drake's Passage? Wait, really? Yeah, they did a man. Uh, what we're gonna watch this right now. Um, The Impossible Row. God, Cody sounds like a dude that I want to [ __ ] hang on. Like, just hearing that. Kind of [ __ ] like a big goal for me when I started my ice bath thing is I want to go to the Arctic. Yeah. And I want to do an, uh, a plunge where they like jump, yeah, into the water. Yeah. I want to do that. They do that on the cruise. I was looking at. You have to see the [ __ ] that we were looking at yesterday. I'm, I'm so high on typing YouTube search into Twitch. I'm like, why is this not popping up? I'm baked right now. What the [ __ ]? Uh, I'll reach out in one second, guys. Um, you let me borrow your Lambo. Yeah. Um, he won. Yeah, he just wanted to borrow it. So, you know, give the man what he wants. Yeah. Does Eli give good head? Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty top-notch. I won't even play around. I want a real rating. I don't want you to. A real rating. Yeah. Just one through ten. One through ten. And I'll not biased. And I don't want you to gas me up. I want you to be real. So I know what improvement I need to do. Your problems are not going to get gassed up. That's a good response. That that guy got me up. I mean, honestly, I'm really not shutting you. Really. And I don't even like care to have my [ __ ] eaten that much, but like, yeah, you, you've made me come from head. Oh, guys. Boys, that's what I'm talking about. You see those numbers? Huh? Yes, bro.
I appreciate that. Yeah. Yes. So I'm talking about, boys. You see the rays? Let's go, baby. What's up, dude? Um
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I give the people what they want. Sniff the camera. You like, uh, Uncle Tony. Damn, good, bro. You know how much do you charge for a BJ? Jesus Christ. I never proofread this [ __ ]. I need to proofread this [ __ ]. Sniff the camera, Uncle Tony. Come on, dude. Come on. Rip headphone. Chatters. Alex, don't get hard watching this. Jesus, Jesus. Little pink. What's up, babe? What's up, baby? Uncle Tony's a G. You're a [ __ ] G, bro. Ears bleeding. Cheers. Eli, you don't need your [ __ ] ass, bro. Chits in the house. My boy, what's good on it? Luke, what's up, dude? Real top G. How you doing? Lights out, what's up, baby? Attend to share your tips with us. Forget about her, bro. Thank you. I for letting me borrow your car to my cousins. He's rich now. For what you did, you know, um, you know, she, okay, she's not coming back after the sniffing. She likes the sniffing, bro. We play. I'll play this game with her. We're like, I feel like really animalistic. I'm like, look, I'm a [ __ ] bear and you got played dead. And like, if I see any movement, then I'm gonna bite you. So I'll be like, all up on her like.
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And then she like, is like, ah, you know? So I'm like, and just lets me like channel. I feel like I get boosted testosterone, bro. I'm like, what's up? I'm a bear, bro. Oh, look at this sexy little hiker stumbling in my woods, huh? Coming around these neck of the woods, huh? What are you doing? Yeah, let's go. That would be so [ __ ] funny. That would be great if your dress up as a bear. Yeah, I'm in a fur outfit and I get crazy where like I feel like I'm digging my cars. I was like, bestiality. I don't think so. No. As what? As a furry? No. Cal, how far do I push it, you know? Are you like a sexy bear? Like a real bear? Um, have you seen this? No, no. Um, this is the berry outfit that I'm gonna, that I'm gonna have. One at the river mouth, the bears catch only the tastiest. Did you guys hear that? Salmon. Can you guys hear that? What the [ __ ] is someone answering me? Can you hear the audio, bro? Which at the river mouth, the bears catch only the tape. Why is no one chatting? Okay, this is the bear costume. Most tender salmon, which is exactly what we at John West want. Uh
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Um, look at this [ __ ]. This is something I want to do, bro. I saw orcas when I went to. Let's go.
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Hey, thank you for the follow. For every king, I appreciate you. Drop a call. That is terrifying to me too.
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Crazy. Yeah, he's like dying for me to go to Mexico. You? What? Hey, come in here, Mike. Oh, one section. Come here. Are you dressed? Say what's up, dude? Oh, wait. What up, chat? Are you going live today? Yeah, I'm about to go live. I'll host. Hell yeah. We're doing a hot tub stream. Is it warm up? Yeah, the hot tub is scorching. Okay, thank you. Yeah, that was nice for coffee. Yeah, but we haven't opened one. No, no. Then, yeah, that's for coffee, but you gotta shake the [ __ ] out of it, bro. Will you make me a coffee? Oh my God. Hmm. There we go. And you might have to go home early, sweetheart. Mike does drugs. Will you make me a coffee? Huh? Uh, yeah. The [ __ ] break. Shut up. One second, guys. I'm texting about plug talk. Thank you, pandemonium. Do you think I'm chill as [ __ ]? Me? Yeah. You're, you're people think I'm chill as [ __ ]. The people? Yeah, they do. The people have spoken. They have spoken. Um, yeah, I really, really enjoy spending time with you. Yeah. Yeah, I, I like that. Uh, one, we've developed like a good friendship, which is really cool. We delve like really deep into spirituality and like we talk about a lot of cool things. We have similar interests. She likes music that I play too, which is which is cool, you know? We have, we have a good like little vibe sessions. We're trying to develop a very productive, uh, relationship. This next year, a lot of cool things. Yeah, like this girl, you guys are gonna be seeing her a lot more places. Not only this stream, but like on, uh, on a bunch of different projects. She's, she's really working on some cool stuff and she's part of the tribe, fellas. You know, I wanted to travel with her. Um, you know, she's going to be working a lot with me in Creators Inc. We're going to be doing some really cool stuff together. She's going to be coming to events with us. She's the first step in the next big thing that I'm building with Creators Inc that you guys are really gonna [ __ ] love, dude. And then we got Mike. Heavy cream, huh? Yeah, that's creamy, bro. Yeah. Wow. This is something. Wow. Um, do y'all wait, Jesus Christ. Uh, people have spoken. Declare Vanna a W. Wow. All right, welcome to the tribe. No, but again, I really do appreciate the friendship. You're the team girl. You have a lot of potential too. Anyways, a little W moment. Y'all got in my feelings, boys. I don't know if I'm having heart attacks from Cialis or or what. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe I'm just in my feels, boys. Eli, did you pretend to know about horoscopes to get Vanna's panties wet? I've been pretty transparent. I don't know [ __ ] about horoscopes, right? I'm the one. I had to find out his. He calls his mom for me to find out what time he was born. And then I got my dude, I opened my safe at, uh, in Texas. Opened up, found my birth certificate. Instantly texted you. I was like, I literally like put it down. I was like, oh, [ __ ]. I gotta tell her. That's not very helpful to me, me though. Like, we found out some very good. Our chemistry on there. It's weird because like the dynamic it says for like romantic interest or even friendships is like really diving into like things that we're already doing. Like I'm teaching her about things I've learned about. You really just like life and perspective and trauma and spirituality. And she gave me arguably one of the best compliments I've ever received from a human being that like stimulates my purpose in life, which really did mean a lot to me. It's like, let me tell them what you said about. I told him, I feel like I've learned more from you, more positive things that I can apply to myself than like anything I've learned from my therapist in the past six months, which is like crazy. We've only, we've known each other for like two, three weeks now. Maybe three weeks. That's crazy. And that's just from us like having talks and discussions about things that we're interested in in our our past and stuff, you know? Yeah, you're a special human. But you also, like, thank you. Are like, I mean, if anyone should become a therapist, it's you because you have a very like crazy way of just like picking up on people. And yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, I have a very good person too. No, you're special. W friendship day. I love this, bro. It's like, I love developing like good friendships like this. Like I have this kind of like, I have I have these moments a lot. Like Craig, bro. I'll literally just like me sitting there looking at Craig and I'm just like, I [ __ ] love you, man. I really [ __ ] love you, bro. Like, thank you so much for being in my life. And we'll have a good deep hug where it's like, if I die tomorrow or crack dies tomorrow, God forbid, I know that I've cherished my friends. I've been there because dude, I've lost good people to me who are close, you know? Like I don't need, I don't mean to get too deep on this or anything, but when you treat life like that and you're friends like that, and you're vulnerable and you express your emotions that you actually feel and and you cherish.
That moment that you're in, you will not have regrets in your life, dude. Hug your friends like it's the last time that you're ever gonna hug them, bro. Talk to people like it's the last time that you'd ever talked. Do you know what I would give? Just have one conversation with my grandma again, bro. One sit down where I'm just like talking to her about life and things I've been through. Or even like my sister. Like, I wasn't close to my sister, really. She had had a very terrible life, you know, and made very bad decisions, and she committed suicide. And like, even, even her, who I didn't understand at the time, she has taught me so much about life and so many interesting perspectives and and stories that make sense to me now. That that makes sense to me then. Do you know what? You have to have a conversation with her, you know? So I challenge you guys to do that. It's the holidays, bro. Put your [ __ ] phones down, dude. I want you guys to interact with your [ __ ] family and your loved ones like this the last time that you're gonna see him. And there's a powerful thing about meditating on your uh mortality.
Foreign. My favorite book, my most influential book. I read this right when I started my apprenticeship with Greg Lansky, and it changed my [ __ ] life. And it inspired my hand tattoo, my Memento Mori. The reminder that you will [ __ ] die one day. And the final chapter of the book. This is the concise version, so I don't know if it's exactly the same or not. Let me turn the outdoor lights on. Uh, it's the, the on the uh gazebo. Their switches. Yup. One. I cherish you too. Sorry, I haven't been reading the uh. Do we have a ring light? I don't think I have a ring light. Go look in my closet. All right, supers. Amazon Project. Make sure you hit the follow button if you're working in the goddamn Championship. Great content. And he's my caretaker. At the fall button. If you support me, support him. Look at him in the back. Wait, show me pop out again. Mike, one second. One second. Say something. 100. [Music] Give me a call from there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. A good one. [Applause] Thanks.
There'll be a moment that we were having tried. And and honestly, it makes it that that was the universe in subtle ways. Like the universe is a funny thing when you really think about it, bro. Like we're a collection of things that all work together to to make reality happen, you know? Like the way that we interact with anything makes our reality. And the universe is such an interesting thing. Like I'm in this environment with Mike, and he comes in during that moment and gives us like something fun, you know? Like I can take a moment and be like, damn, I really love Mike, bro. He's a really good [ __ ] friend. And he makes my life funny and entertaining. And he's such a good person. And if I woke up tomorrow and I didn't have Mike in my life anymore, how would I feel, you know? How would I feel? I would [ __ ] miss that man, you know? And like, now I need to tell him that and express that to him, dude. And I challenge you guys. Like, I'm gonna [ __ ] cry thinking about how thankful I am to have my friend alive right now, bro. Like think about it. Don't be distracted by your [ __ ] cell phone or something that's going on elsewhere. When you see your grandparents this week, bro, you will lose them in your life. Hug them, bro. Love them. Same with all your [ __ ] family, or they will lose you, you know? Like when people ask like what happens when you die, when can you uh, what's his name? Uh, he's from The Matrix. Yeah. I say his name. Keanu. Is Keanu Reeves? He was asked, Keanu, what happens when we die? And his response is the most beautiful response I've ever heard. He said, well, when we die, the people who love us will miss us. And that's like the strongest fact about what happens when you die. I can't tell you what my energy or my soul will become or where it will go. If I could tell you that the people that love me are gonna [ __ ] miss me. The people that love you are gonna miss you.
There is someone in the tribe that actually just lost his brother two days ago, unfortunately. I'm not gonna say who because it's not my business. If they wish to talk about it, I'm here to talk about it. But they lost their brother, dude, to Fentanyl, just two days ago, you know? And I'm so sorry that that happened, you know? And I really hope that this somehow teaches you lessons about how you move forward, you know? And maybe you can instill that and allow that pain to help you influence other people or have empathy to understand how other people feel in those moments, you know? Like, have empathy moving forward, dude. You never know what someone's going through. You never [ __ ] know, dude. I love you guys, man. I love you guys.
The book is called Mastery by Robert Greene. And the final chapter is called Meditate on Our Common Mortality. And it's just a beautiful chapter about us really understanding that we're gonna die. And everyone around us is going to die. And it just helps kind of put into perspective how we can use that to our advantage. Thank you, bro. Dirt, I appreciate you, man. Damn. Ten tier one subs. You have gifted 290 in the channel, bro. Number one again. Number one spot, bro. Oh, oh [ __ ] dude. The number two spot. But it's not competition, dude. I [ __ ] appreciate you, bro. Thank you for honest and real perspective, always. Blitz of Courts, I appreciate you. How long before Vanna is not going to dump her boyfriend? Bro, it's like this isn't like so much competition that we have. I actually really respect the guy. And I'm excited to learn from the dude. He he has a totally different perspective. He's wildly [ __ ] confident. He's funny. He's adventurous, you know? He's like, he's in shape. He's far more confident than I am, especially with girlfriends. It's like, I'm excited to learn that [ __ ] from him because he's like, he's just very, very content and very [ __ ] confident. I think it's a beautiful [ __ ] wonderful thing. And it's like, I want to be more like that guy in that sense, you know? That'd be Cody. Yeah, we gotta have him on here. I'm excited. If we go hike Mount Hood, I'm gonna stream the whole thing. It's gonna be an awesome experience. I think it's good that like you and I were able to connect and talk and like see each other and stuff. But if we're hanging out more consistently, you definitely want him to come over more. I would say if you weren't leaving, welcome to the tribe. We definitely should have planned something before holidays. But yeah, or maybe I mean, so you're just packing. Welcome to the tribe. I think so. Could you do something Wednesday night? Yeah, that'll be fun. I want to see Avatar. I don't know about you. I'm not gonna go see Avatar. I never say. Welcome. Um, it's called Violent Night. In the trailer for it, no, it looks so. Okay, I saw a billboard. It has like, who's in it. Um, it has the guy who's the Stranger Things. Okay. It's not hot. Yeah, I thought you said it was piping hot. It was hot. It's not hot anymore. Let me, let me pop back up. This guy. What? Mike? I haven't checked it since we got back. They're doing work on it. Let me, uh, I'll figure it out tomorrow. No, poor guys. I gotta figure it out. Wait, was he manipulating me? Does he need help? My boy needs help. And you know what? Even in these moments. Well, no, he's just, he's frustrated, you know? We all get frustrated. So I'm gonna go help eliminate that frustration. Um, what do you want me to put you on real quick, sweetheart? Surprise me. I want you to watch this [ __ ] GoPro thing that I watched yesterday, which was just like insane. And then talk to him. If they got questions, you know, answer the questions. Ask. Ask me anything, guys. You're, you're a natural. Let me just make the, uh, make sure that sound is okay. Guys, how's that sound? Am I not? I'm just chatting. I'm not just chatting. I know. I just want to make sure she doesn't have technical difficulties. See, it's too loud. See, touch quieter. So I don't think you would know how to do that, right? No. If they say anything, just hold it down. I love you [ __ ] Derek with the gifted. So when whenever it says something like that, you need to [ __ ] freak the [ __ ] out. Dance with the gifted. Thank you, bro. 10 new [ __ ] now. Got the emotes in the try, bro. No ads. I love you [ __ ]. Just, uh, all right, you're good. All right, I got this. Hi, guys. Okay, we're all alone now. Ask me your dying questions you have for me. Wow. All righty, boys. What is going on? This is why you tie. Well, that is not to me. To Europe. I don't get vertigo, but that'll do it for you. Dana, how do you maintain a long-term relationship if you banged a lot of guys? So you only date within the corn industry? Um, I need more speed. Brandon, I dated Cody for quite a while now, but I don't really care to really [ __ ] with anyone outside of the coring industry, to be honest. Um, there's not even a lot of people in the corn industry that I [ __ ] with. So, yeah. Welcome. Well, you guys are [ __ ] filling up the comments here. Vanna is bored. I am not bored. I'm with you guys. People that don't have such small egos don't let things like that get on their nerves. Yeah, that is correct. I think that's a big thing in this industry. If you're going to be in a relationship, is that like, you really can't let your ego get in the way. Otherwise, like, it's not, it's not gonna be a lot of fun for anyone involved. Thank you, pandemonia. Oh, am I too close? I'm so sorry. Thank you for reminding me. That I always wondered, do you enjoy sex while you're working? I do enjoy the sex that I have while I'm working. I've definitely learned what I do like and I don't like. And I learned that like, I can only work with people I really love [ __ ] because otherwise I like, don't want to have to act like I really enjoy what's going on. So that's just something I do for myself. While it's like, definitely work in the sense that like, sometimes like, even if I'm with someone that I love working with, like, sometimes you're just given a scene that is so ridiculous or like, just not very comfortable, like you're not [ __ ] in a comfortable place. And then, yeah, then it feels like work. If you're like having to do something that's like, I mean, because like, to think about it, like when you're at home and you're like, with a girl, like you're usually like [ __ ] in the most like comfortable state possible. But like, on set, like you're put in a lot of like, really weird situations from like, what you're [ __ ] on to like, what the story is. So, so sweet corn or street corn? They like both, honestly. I'm okay. I'm just, uh, how do I get in the mood before a scene? Uh, I'll usually just make out with my scene partner for a little bit first. Where is Eli? Eli is helping assist in the hot tub situation. Um, yeah, do I ever do test shoots with photographers? No, I do not. Unless like, I know the photographer already, then yeah. What's an example of a ridiculous scene? Oh, this is so good. So like, I think one of the first most ridiculous things I think it still to this day, one of the most ridiculous scenes I did, and it just stands out the most. Um, maybe not, maybe gone. I had to do a scene where this was back in the day when I had braces. Um, if anyone remembers that, I started in the industry and had like full braces. And they, I got booked for this site called Brace Face. Okay, okay. [Music] Um, and they wanted to put me in like headgear. So I was wearing this like fake headgear. And they wanted me to like get stuck to the sink. But this headgear was like, it was obviously like costume headgear. It wasn't actually like attached to anything. It was just attached with like a [ __ ] elastic around my head. And then this like sink, they wanted me to get stuck in, like it was one of it was like this detachable one. But like, it was, it was just, it was hilarious. It was ridiculous. And hilarious. And I just remember during the scene thinking, like, I'm getting paid to do this. This is [ __ ] hilarious. Um, yeah, if you look it up online, it'll definitely give you a chuckle. You didn't know what it was until a couple of months ago because of Twitch. Well, that's cool. Maybe I'll get on Twitch more.
What's a good size? I gotta give it like six, six to like seven. It's a good, a good range. [Music] What's going on? My bed? Not yet. Yes. I love that. What's wrong with the hot tub? Got face one higher. Okay, ask you some good questions, guys. Let her roll in while I have you all to myself. Now, your five is probably great. I'm sure it is. I just don't like a huge piece of corn, you know? Where did I meet Cody? I make, I met Cody on set. It was hilarious. One of my other most ridiculous, hilarious scenes. It was very cringy, but it's definitely worth a watch. He was playing a DJ. And me and like three other girls and two extras were like raver girls. And yeah, it was [ __ ] hilarious and really awkward to film because they wanted us to be partying. And even gave us like a fake bottle of alcohol to pretend we were doing like body shots on each other. It was [ __ ] hilarious. How do I feel about PDA? I like PDA to like an extent. I don't like to be obnoxious about it. But Shack, Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt. [ __ ] Mary, kill. Oh, that's so hard. Actually, you know what? It's hi. Good. How are you? Definitely [ __ ] shock. Mary Channing Tatum. Kill Brad Pitt. Um, why would you kill Brad Pitt? He's as hole. He's sexy. Not really. And he's an [ __ ] at Angelina Jolie, who's like a [ __ ] angel. Really? Damn. You're at 433. Holy [ __ ]. You're a probe. I hold it down. I I held down the fort. All right, don't let me stop you. Oh, yeah. I know you're gonna show me the video of the people rowing in the Drake Passage. Oh, yeah. Um, thank God you're here because I have such terrible ADD. With that, dude, calling on Bradley. He's broken like records for like walking across Antarctica. Insurance is from South America to Antarctica. Wants to be the first in history to cross the treacherous, straight, dangerous ocean crossing in the world. South America to Antarctica. Colin O'Grady wants to be the first in history to cross the treacherous straight passage in a rowboat. Battle to survive. Farthing, cold temperatures, moon storms, high winds, 40 foot swells. Oh my God. I need to watch this. Follow the expedition. That's crazy. I did that when he was doing it. I was following the expedition. I'd check. And he was out there for like a while. Wow. Yeah, because I've seen videos of like the cruises passing through the Drake Passage. And there's like [ __ ] water everywhere. Like you had like those couple days where you're passing, like you have to be like super careful walking around because you can just get [ __ ] like thrown. Like [ __ ] freaks. And like these people are just [ __ ] raw dogging it. Laughs. Raw dogging it. [ __ ] shot. Shack. That bloke probably has a 14-inch [ __ ]. See, and that's why I wouldn't marry him. You want to just want to [ __ ] him, not marry him. Channing, though. You know what? I'm so [ __ ] excited for. They're coming out with the third Magic Mike. You're like the male strippers. Do you? Yeah. You're so. I actually used to work in a club in Denver that on the weekends, uh, upstairs, they'll have one stage with a male stripper. I thought it was like so genius, but also very like progressive too. Hmm. Bro, legend materials. You talk like that. Yeah. Out of here. You guys. I want him to be on Watch Boys. This is a dude that has wandered into our village. And we are not sure about you, bro. Do you resonate with how we like to treat people here in the tribe? [ __ ] look at Uncle Tommy. Gonna make you sleep with the fish. Put some concrete shoes on that [ __ ]. Huh? Send him into the river. Sitting in the Lincoln. Huh? It's unbelievable, bro. I'm right. Is what I am. I'm right. Is what I am. Your mom's a hoe and you're a mistake. Well, legends. I'm tripping. The bat boys. Legend. You [ __ ]. You're out of here. Yeah. Get out of here. Whoa. Look at this guy. Little [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. I didn't even see all that, man. Dude, get out of here with that [ __ ] bro. Get out of here. Welcome to the tribe. Well, that guy was toxic, bro. I have that right there. Unless you need to hold your phone. I call an Uber. All right, let me put it on fast tracker. Let me see. Yeah, just leave it on here for like five minutes. Yeah, yeah. I just want to get an Uber with it. Why do you, let's see if I have a board of Watchers. No, it's fine. Just leave it on the fast one. It's gonna charge more. What do you have to say, guys? What? Put them in here. What if I let you borrow my portable charger? And then you have to bring it back if I need it before I leave. Did you have to? I need it before I leave. Okay. You're real confident we're gonna see each other again before I leave, huh? I think so. Thank you. You guys just see how I set up a second date? Just talk about that ridge for a second. Was that the equivalent of like me leaving my [ __ ] here? I have a drawer for your stuff. I know. Carry your panties in here somewhere. But oh, you want your hair back? Yeah. You've never seen that again. The hair. Yeah. Welcome to the tribe. Okay, look, this kind of makes me seem like a [ __ ] but I'm gonna have you go through the girls' lost phone real quick. And I don't know, I don't know what's yours, but this is everything that girls have left at my house. Okay, look at this, guys. This is in the female lost and found in my house. She left her [ __ ] hair here, dude. It smells like you to me. I will let you keep it. If I didn't look like a walk, bro. Okay, is this yours? No. Okay, okay. Everything else. Don't look at it yet. Don't look. We're going through lost and found. No, okay. Um, yeah, those are mine. This is your bra. Okay, perfect. Um, oh, that actually is mine. Yeah, I forgot. I want that to Matt. This is yours. Yes. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Thank you. Yep. Um, I can't show underwear. Bikini, though. Uh, no, that's not mine. Okay, what are these? This is stockings. Yeah, I know who that is. Yeah, that's mine. This is yours too. Yeah. Why do you have so much? Is this actually? I didn't leave here. I want this to Maddie. And then she left it here. Okay. Um, those are yours. Those are specifically picked out for you to keep. Blasting me. I'll put those in my drawer. Yeah, put those away. You're just one of many things. You're a dick, dude. [ __ ] are you anti-wingman, bro? What is this Shiloh thing you're right here? No, I haven't ordered it yet. Eli, thank you for paying my rent for an entire year. Covered was hard, bro. You know, where is mine? Where's your what? Where's your stuff in lost and found? So that's not bad, guys. Like six things were hers and only two things were different people. That's not bad at all. [Applause] Eli broke that ass today. Impressive, right? I mean, sorry, is that too much? I wasn't too much. Was it? Oh, never too much. Mike is going in the hot tub. We finally got it for our boy. I have a major presentation I'm doing in Austin, Texas next week. Is Anthony Hotel any public speaking tips? Vienna, do you have any, um, speaking tips for my boy? Ohio Cat Daddy, this kind of counts though, but I think I would just say take it real nice and slow. Now, be advice that's applicable. Honestly, people have a beautiful girl. Look at the camera for me real quick. She's a pretty girl, dude. You are, you are very attractive. I think so. All right, real quick. What would you do if this situation happened to you? Look at that. The thing it could destroy you in a second. Those are some mean [ __ ] too. There's actually, yeah, they are mean and like aggressive animals. But there's never been a documented attack of from an orca on human. Okay, in nature. Yeah. Only at SeaWorld or in captivity. Yeah. You want to see a crazy [ __ ] shark GoPro video? Yeah, this [ __ ] this [ __ ] makes me afraid of sharks. Like if I saw this [ __ ] dude, no [ __ ] way. No way. Thank you. She was just in South Africa. At least the dude has a [ __ ] spear. [Music] S. It's going straight up. He said [ __ ] that. And like, you're stuck in that environment, you know? Like you can't just poop out of it. Thank you. My point. That thing is swimming straight up. I hate that. You can't see where the [ __ ] it's at too. Could just be behind you. [ __ ] [Music] It. Oh, the quietness is the eerie part. Absolutely. Yeah, that's like a [ __ ] horror film, honestly. Oh, a cliff jump. Oh, I think I saw that where he like jumps and it's in the water, right? Okay. Jumps. Shark. I think it's about Canal wrong. Yeah. Was this real? Damn. Your wife is cute. I thought you were gay. I'm not gay. And this is not my wife. Okay. I can't tell if this is edited or not. Did you call your Uber? It's here. F. Well, guys, I'll be right back. Eyes, say goodbye. I'm finding a little fit check. Will ya? Wait, one more time. A little bit farther back so they can see your face. Wait, wait. I'm sorry. There's no lights. Are you close? Are you close? You're a sexy girl. You're there. Guys, I'm gonna walk her out. I'll be right back. Um, so in the meantime, we're gonna listen to some Charles the Firstie. [Music] I'll be right back, boys. Wait one second. Can you hear me? Hello? [Music] Hello? Still no sound. There is sound. She just waved. Will you go? Just waves him. We just wave to the camera. I'll be right back. I don't know what happened. I don't know. Where are you going? I can't. I need to fix my sound. If you use her cats to do something one day. All right, I'm down. Hello. Can you hear me yet?