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Water, as well. Thank you very much, Christen. Do you really need four double espressos? It's the only way to wake up. In the evening, when you're tired of life, you don't sleep. What you do is you get them and then you add ice so you can drink them fast. So it's like a caffeine injection. It hits you in one big hit. You're going to overdose on caffeine. Not this thing. Not this thing. I don't believe that you're actually going to drink all four of these. You don't know. He's beginning to believe. Yeah, I think so. He might just do it. Ambulance, please. And a double espresso. He's fully caffeinated now.
Comes a time, man's life has got to make important decisions. I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life. Yes, I agree. This is not going to do that. No, this is going to overload it and just ruin it. You to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better. Addict for coffee. He's not. He's going to end up feeling sick. Want part of jump in the deep end. Don't you understand? It's not your whole philosophy towards [Music] everything. Hopefully he drowns. Yes, exactly. Marcel drinks hot chocolate instead of coffee. They got hot chocolate. Hot? No, hot chocolate. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Marcel. Marcel is an active member of LGB. What is he doing right now? So we're going to convert him back. Give it a little bit of a mix and you just neck them all back and then you feel fantastic. Besides the sweat. Noisy? I have no idea. This is unchar. You never drank coffee before? Not like this. I don't think I've ever had a double express. Definitely not. Not in Candy Land anymore. Hot chocolate. Boy, that is disgusting. Why do you do this? Did you take? I think I'm advocating for him to take a break between each one. Tristan is unhappy. Andrew, the merciful. Gosh, love it. Four more double espressos, please. One more. Yeah. Four. Four more. Feel left out. N. I've already had two. I've had two as well. One here, one out there. So you're going to do four straight after the two that you've already had? If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen. It's hard to get down. That's what she [Laughter] said. What happens now? Two heav, please. Able espresso. So Tristan's done it. I one has these fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires. This is what you do when you're a millionaire. Well, the millionaire. I do this. This. No, you sit around. You drink coffee. Competitions. Rest are you actually have? Are you doing it as well? N. I can't. You might. 12 [ __ ] espr. What have you done? Not sleep. I know that for. I've already had. I don't even know how many C. I mely brought the sword. Bailey. Nothing more. 12 seconds later. Go to sleep. Sorry. Your espresso in the ca gives you enough energy. My money's strong. Sleep. My Johnson's long. Brave. Not sorry. W supp get hard done it. That's what she [Laughter] said. What am I doing? I'm almost 37. What am I doing? It's like I'm 10. Can you drink coffee? I going drink coffee, bro. 10 coffees behind us. I've been drinking coffee all day. That's the thing. This isn't our first coffee. We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day. Yeah, true. Ice coffee. Normal coffee. Yeah, we have. I had a coffee when our W up. These four, bro. I've had at least 10 coffees. These my coffee number 11, 12, 13, and 14. I've had at least four coffees now. Think is my master of showon style. That's true. Break a sternum. I going for my fourth. Done coffee drinking. No. Four double Es. Are you sure you don't want four double espressos? No, not today. No. I already good. M. Oh, we've each had four double espressos. My man. You're the only one left. Bailey. Easy. So I have to do this. Have to do it. Yes. I don't want to eat baby. Well, don't think you can take all four of us. Caffeinated. Four angry, caffeinated men. Four more, please. You don't drink four double espressos, you'll never see your family again. I promise you. What if I order five? Don't. Sorry, baby. We're all going to. That's what. Five double espressos, please. Wow. When you dance with the devil, Bailey, you wait for the music to stop. Didn't. So I told Tristan, it's 8:00 at night. I'm not going to have any coffee because if I have coffee now, I'm not going to be able to sleep. And he scolded me for being weak. And so here we are with five double espressos. I'll be honest, I'm not looking for this at all. But they all did four, so I had to one up. One. Do five. Here goes. Bad. Cheers. This is a bad man. No, cuz Bailey thinks this ends today. He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee. And it's fine. He doesn't realize it's 24 hours a day, every day for the rest of his life. It's an espresso one-upmanship contest. Start a war that never ends. You all know the salt passing game. Yeah, that's 23 years long. Every time we sit down anywhere that sells coffee. Pinkie up. I feel powerful. You know what? I was really tired before I came out tonight. I'm back in the game. Let's go. B. Let's. Double Espresso. Feeling a bit tired. Tristan, why? Why? I will never be one up by an American at consuming stuff. Coffee, alcohol. I'm a European. Cigarettes. You will never be. Kristen, this is not okay. I told you. One alcoholic drink. It will bring the buzz down. But let's show everybody what you got. Espresso Martini. Exactly. Keep the buzz up. We're bringing the buzz down. I'm going to die. Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. All right. Cheers. Welcome. You have one there. Do you feel it? Marcel? Yes, you do. Admit you feel it. Admit it hurts. Can you admit it, Marcel? Marcel. Oh my God. Why? Why is he doing this? The coffee Shenanigans were over hours ago. No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high. So this is coffee with rum. This is not okay. How many coffees are we up to today? You're literally at like 20. It's 10:00 at night. My Las. He's trying to do laser vision. Burning Marcel. He's upset. He's upset cuz my laser vision hurts. He's feeling it. The lasers are starting to heat up. Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts. You ain't had enough coffee to have laser. You have. In no world is that actually pleasant. It is. There's no way. Nice bit of rum. It's hard out here in the streets. Don't. Enous behavior. No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive. So let me explain something to you, right? You do enemies, yeah? And you're head on points, yeah? Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again. Mr. Bailey with his five espresso thought he was tough. You, Nigel, saying let's turn this into a competition. Fine. Well, you're all done, and I'm doing it by myself just to show that this ain't no thing, and I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. No problem. This is just. This isn't me competing. This is me just living my life. Just another normal day. So you [ __ ] know not to step to this consumption Champs. Consumption. Hey, Nigel. Don't ever play trist at consumption games. That number one cuz he will always win. This one's. I admit defeat. I admit defeat. Nigel called me out. Remember? Nigel. Start up the game. Up, up my own game. This me having a relaxing cup of coffee. You win on a Saturday night. You win. Good man. You're [ __ ] po. You're wasting time. You have 19-year-olds making millions while you're busy playing video games. 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