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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pownell, and today we are joined by the most anticipated guest ever in Pillow Talk history. For over a year and a half now that we've been doing this show, you guys know the true Pillow Talkers know I've been saying we want Alexis Texas on the show. I went on her show. When's that come up, by the way? Um, very soon. Season four is about to be lot. Season four of Private Talk came on there. Best day of my life. Had no voice. Wanted to kill myself because I had no voice. But I got to meet my queen, and I convinced her to come on Pillow Talk. Finally, this is the greatest porn star of the last 20 years. Whoa. 18. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, whoa. Rose to stardom as your queen, the queen of cowboy, cowgirl, I should say. Thank you. The booty queen, Alexis Texas, is here today. Hey, that was quite the like introduction. I felt like it was ready to rumble, like, you know, I need to get into a ring of some sort. I am so nervous. Why are you so nervous? You scared the [ __ ] out of me. You know, you said this when you got on my show, and I can see it on your face, and that was like totally wrong for you to come in there because I totally knew I could eat you alive. And you did. I know I was scared to go. It was fun. I should have mentioned also the host of the first sex podcast. Now we all copied her. Now there's a million. I know. You know, Private Talk. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I mean, everybody needs their flowers, but, you know, some people's things get a little bit more, you know, love than others. But I love it because it's mine, and it's been my baby, and like I said, we're about to launch season four in a couple of weeks. Big guests. You're gonna be on season four episode. So I'm excited, and I think it was really great. I feel like it was, um, like you said, I've been asked to be on your show quite a few times. I've heard. I've heard, you know, the great find like about your show. I don't typically go on a lot of shows, so I was a little skeptical at first. And because you're quite, quite a lot, you're a lot. You know, I'm a lot, but I feel like you're the right amount of a lot. I feel like I'm learning a little bit more about you on the show. I felt like, okay, I'm comfortable to sit down with you. You know what the problem is with these sex podcasts, Alexis Texas? All these guys that do it, you know, they have the whole [ __ ] ad. First of all, the only reason we're getting views is because you guys are on our show. No one's here to watch me. They're gonna see Alexis Texas. We know that. I know that at least. And then they come on the show and they drop the whole, "What do your parents think? You still talk to your dad? How did you get into porn?" Shut up. I praise and I worship. See, I, I like that approach. I think that's also probably why I don't go on some of these ones. And not that it does. Everybody has their own approach, but the same thing with mine. It's called Private Talk because it's about a private conversation between two people that don't know each other, and you get to know them a little bit more intimately. So I feel like with me, it's like, we're all people. We like to have sex. It doesn't matter what you do. You know, and I feel like there's more in substance to everybody. Yeah, especially myself. Like, it doesn't, porn doesn't define me. It's just part of what I chose to do at one point in life. 100%. And I will say, porn stars are the nicest people on the planet. Thank you. Nicest, coolest. Don't give a [ __ ] what people think. They're not at clubs every night. They're not chasing celebrities on Instagram. They just want, they're just, this is me. What the [ __ ]? I don't care. I think once you've gotten like, you get the whole ridicule of being judged and whatnot, you don't like being judged, so you don't want to judge others. So I feel like we kind of exude that kind of like disrespect between the parents, you know, people. Yeah. So I, I'm, I've been a big fan of yours. Really? I couldn't tell. I'm waiting for that tattoo. That bare hand over there, you know? So we talked about it on my show, on her show, we agreed that I'm going to tattoo, uh, Alexis Texas' face on my left hand. And I will. Yes, I will do that. I'm actually thinking about maybe standing in for the actual, you know, video of you doing like the people do in France. Yeah, it's like a portrait. Paint me like one of your French girls. Alexis Texas. I have to start with this question, and I already know the answer, but people always want to know. The booty. They want to know if the booty's real or what do you think? Do you think the booty's wrong? I think it is. I think it is. Well, I will have to tell you, the booty is real. I grew it all by myself. And, you know, I took a really good job. I ate what I wanted. You know, I exercised. I did sports. Did you exercise? I feel like you just had it in grade nine. I feel like I always did sports growing up, so I was always athletic. So soccer and dance. Never soccer, dancing, horseback riding. No, no sports. Those are booty sports. Yeah. Well, I couldn't. You know, we didn't do horseback riding. I couldn't do that. That's a pervert. I know. Maybe the kind of porn you watch. Like the setups. Maybe it's this is what you like. Gideon, what did you play to get a booty like that? The girls are listening. I played basketball. I played volleyball. I did tennis. I did track. I did everything. I'm from a small town, so basically to socialize with your friends, you just did every sport so you could travel like on the bus, and you just always got away. But you're not big on the anal? No, I'm not. And that is kind of, is that troublesome for you? Yeah. Are you a big anal guy? Yeah, it's part of the gig. Let me ask you a question, Alexis Texas. If Shaquille O'Neal didn't play basketball, that would be weird. So because he's seven foot one, two, and he's still having sex, why does it matter? Like, having anal sex matters. And I have done it, but I don't do it all the time. It's rare. It is very rare. It's rare in my personal life. It's kind of part of the, what you do in personal life. It's rare in my personal life, but I feel like it's just never been my thing. I've always, like, for me, in my porn career, was all about things that I love to do, and I was going to accentuate those things. Anal wasn't something that I chose to do. And because I had, I have such a big booty, they wanted the biggest, hugest dick inside my ass because of the, wow, this shock value. Big dick. Yes. That. And most people that I was, when I would do three, like three ways, I would always be around, allow, around a girl that with the big booty, and she'd be doing anal. They were not nice to her. They were just shoved like their dick inside of her. It was not a fun day. So that wasn't really like an ample thing that I'm wanting to be like, yeah, where's my, where's this when we sign up for this? And let me go and do it. So that kind of turned me off in the beginning. And then the more I like elevated, doing more things, and doing scenes, because that's kind of like how it happened. You kind of like graduate doing things every kind of year or whatever. And then I just didn't need to. And you got things so quick, you didn't have to do what you didn't want to do. And then I was married to an inner, uh, someone in the business. So I only chose to do it to 2013. Five-year marriage. I only chose to. You're giving him way too much airtime. I highly chose to, uh, do it with him. So I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen him in years. It doesn't matter. Bad divorce. What happened? No, I mean, I just want a bad divorce. I mean, I've never had one, so I can't tell you what's good or bad. But Oh, you didn't. I thought you guys were married. We were married. I'm saying I've never had one prior to, so I don't know what to judge it off of. Well, that's a very political answer. Miss White Girl Politician. You're welcome. Yeah, but just one last comment on the anal. Just because your ass is massive, it doesn't mean your booty hole is massive. No, but I'm just saying, booty hole. And they wanted a big dick in your ass because you have a big ass. Because if you have a small dick, and you won't see it, because you have to spread so much, and you still wouldn't see it. Like, there's some performers I could never work with because they would try to open up, and you still couldn't see it. My cheeks are deep. Spencer, who was supposed to be your Damon Dice. We're gonna throw him under the bus. He's great. And you guys have great scenes together. Love the cooking one you guys did. But, you know, he's not a massive compared to the others. I don't know if he's, uh, the guy friend over Deluxe Texas. I don't know. I've never done anything with him. I've only done anal with like three performers. Um, the one guy that I was married to, um, Marcus Dupree, and Jules Jordan, and Mick Blue. Maybe I can't confirm or deny that one. Big Blue. The guy I was married to. Wow. That was a tough one. Why Mr. Pete doesn't get a name? Are we gonna blow his name out? I mean, you can say it, but I don't feel like I choose. I don't have to continue to say it. I feel like, I feel like you, you said my whole dating marriage history, so you know, Wikipedia that [ __ ] that it's on there. True. That you have a big Wikipedia page. Some of it's lies. You're very famous. You're not a porn star, you're a celebrity. Thank you. You're the one of. I'm just like, you're like The Rock. The Rock. You know, there's a lot of them. That's right. I smell like a lot of steps. It's cooking, and it smells good. But you crossed over into, you know, you did movies, you did a bunch of, you did a whole bunch of [ __ ]. Don Jon. I, I mean, it's funny. I appeared in that, but I didn't get a say in that. It was, uh, I don't even really know how they just put you in. Yeah, because it was a scene of a movie that was actual movie that was produced. So I don't know if the company like, okay, writes to that or whatever. But I didn't know the first time I knew was like, I had family members like, um, you know, that you're in this movie. I just saw and I was like, oh, my bad. Well, you, you, yeah, well, I didn't tell you. No, they just put you in the movie. You could sue. But I think, like I said, it's like, I once you're an independent contractor, I licensed my work at that time for that company. So I'm not sure if the company gave them rights to it, but I was not aware that that came out or was gonna come out in that movie until it actually came out. I think you deserve a chat. I did too. You should call them for me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Whoever it is. I've been told he's handsome. Handsomer. I feel like if anybody, you could get the job done. I will talk to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yeah, make it happen for me. I'll give you a cut. Okay. What's up, bastard? And I can relate to that movie. Did you watch it, by the way? A long time ago. It's about a chronic masturbator. Are you a chronic masturbator? I was until I fell in love. How many times have you masturbated to me? 1862. Next question. Well, that's a lie. No, that's about it. You actually really know the mathematical. I really. I date my porn stars. Okay. So we dated. Yes. For how long? Are we still dating? No, we're, we've been on and off for a while. We got a break because you have a girlfriend now. Exactly. You're cheating on me now. I honestly, I really tried to jerk off to my girlfriend's nudes. Isn't that cute? I don't know. I'm always weird about that. Like, is that cute? I think it's adorable. You know what I did? Why not just like [ __ ] her? Well, yeah, if we're not together. Okay. I still like to jerk off. So you don't watch any porn other than? I do. I do. I do. I do. But I try to jerk off to your nudes as much as I can. Do you watch? Or do you watch porn with your girlfriend? We haven't done that. Is she open to it? She thinks I'm obsessed with porn stars, so she thinks she probably wouldn't want to do that with me. She thinks she, uh, because you're gonna start without their steps, and she's gonna be like, oh, you've done this too much. Exactly. Exactly. If I was just a normal boy, I'm sure she would. But she thinks I'm obsessed with you guys. And but are you only if they wear orange, white, and are from the great land of Texas? Oh, deep in the heart of Texas. Great name. Like that. Would you say you have the best name ever? I mean, I'm biased, but I think so. You have the best. I mean, it goes. You know, I only wanted to be Alexis when I first started, and then, you know, the Texas came about, and I was like, it's kind of cheesy, but then I was like, you know what? I love it. It goes and it like stands out. It's the best. Until they're from Texas. This is very true. People probably ask you though, that's, is that the most like, are you really from Texas? Yeah. Are you real? Are you from Texas? Yeah. Those are typicals. Oh, your boobs, by the way, underrated. You're underrated. Perfect, perky tits. Yes. D 34s. No, no. I'm still in the 34 range. I think it's like a C. 34C. Okay. Very underrated. Very underrated. Because before the show, you were saying, first half of your career, everything like this, most of the time, so you don't really like see the front. And it's kind of funny because when I first started, all my box covers were ass covers, typically. Because that. And then I remember I was on another, it was some kind of cover. The lady was through the box covers, taught the front of me, and I was like, um, are you sure you don't actually like, no, you have a pretty face too. I'm like, thank you. I don't think I've ever had a box cover with my face on it. Oh my God, that's mean. Because you do. I mean, my face is on it, but just the front of my body. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, like you had a titty cup frontal. Yeah, but I mean, it was the times of like, that's when asses were really popular. So big booties were the. Yeah, they're still the thing. True. But now it's like, big fake booties. Okay. I wanted to talk about that. Okay. Are you obsessed with those two? I do. I think it should be. You should go to prison for getting on the BBL and then pretending it's real. But there's some BBLs out there that are really good. You can't even tell. That's fine. But don't lie. That's cheating. You had to earn it. That's true. But I mean, it's like doing steroids going to the Olympics, I guess. But like, who's taking who's like in charge of this? Like, who's who's gonna be? A lot of people are going to be going to jail because. 100%. Because fake boobs are fake boobs. You know, you got fakeies. We know. Cool. Which, by the way, the rocks that just not into it. I think those are out completely. So what is your ideal typical girl? Blonde hair, blue eyes, big booty. Um, yeah. Blue eyes. You do. Does your girlfriend have any of those things? She has blonde hair. She has a beautiful booty. Huge. Nice. She has the BBL. Okay. But hers looks natural. Okay. So I'm okay with it. But she owns it. But I was like, she does. She doesn't lie about it. Does not lie about it. I used to hate the ones that would always like want to act. Four BBLs were around, were like they would do implants and then they'd be like, oh, I just, I worked out. I'm like, you were just not. It looks completely different. At least own up to it. Okay. [ __ ] those girls. If you're gonna teach squat classes with a fake ass, that's even worse. Yeah. It's not. You know, you're selling a non-official fictitious dream. That's [ __ ]. It's like the Liver King. You know, I've never had that problem. You know, I just, it's just real. It's just. Does it? Does you still, uh, work it out? I work out quite a bit more so these days than I have in quite a while. Good for you. I was, you know, I was training. Do you smoke weed before you go to the gym? I don't. That's one thing I don't do. I don't get that because I, I don't. I like to be present, and I'm very like competitive, and so for me, I don't. I need to be like, am I Satan? What are we doing? I lift weights. I lift heavy weights. No way. Yeah, heavy weights. Yeah. And you wonder why I'm intimidated by you. You're like, benching more than me. Um, it's not about that. It's more weeks because that's how it keeps my body type slender but thick. You like the thick. Have you ever gone like skinny skinny? You have. I got really sick, uh, years back, and I was quite, kind of like skinnier than I have ever been. Yeah. There was like a chunk of your career where you were skinny. Yeah, skinny, skinny. And you didn't lose the booty, but it got a little smaller. Well, naturally, if anybody loses weight, you're gonna, it's gonna go away a little bit. You know, it's the first place you lose. Yeah. Yeah. And the first place you get. The other thing is, is like, because it's natural, that's another thing too. It's like, it's never gonna fully go away because it's real. True. Good for you. Yeah. Good for you. Okay, so I asked, uh, the Pillow Talk people because I was very excited about having you on, and we don't even usually do this, but, uh, hundreds and hundreds of questions came in. I scrolled through them. I went through, uh, some of them. So we're gonna ask some fan questions, and we're gonna give their name shout outs. I said that we wouldn't, but hey, you know. And shout outs. Let's do it. Yeah. Andrew M underscore 044 says, "How is her ass so fat?" How is my ass so fat? Andrew, you know what? I just woke up one day and I was blessed. I don't know. I just, I just, it's just real. Born to be wild. Yeah. You know, when you just gotta feed it what you want, pay attention to it. You know, uh, Cesarc underscore 07 asks, "What is something that makes you crazy in bed?" What makes me crazy in bed? I can do the splits. You can use your imagination. This way, this way, and this way. Yeah, all of them. See, if you ever watched any of my feature dancing shows back in the day, you would know how flexible I am. I'll be sure to tune in. DVM says, "I thought this was a new like fetish." Yeah, the kids these days, they're crazy. Since he quit six years ago, and we're gonna get to that. Um, okay, I don't know if we could cut this out. If you like, ask about black dick. There's literally no scenes of her taking it. There isn't any scenes of me taking it. I've never done an interracial scene on camera. Um, I've worked with a black female, but apparently people didn't think that that was interracial enough. Um, that's sexist. I mean, yeah, I think that, you know, when I was in the business, it was a different time, and things were just different. When you elevated and did certain things in different types of scenes throughout the years, and then I just never got to it. And I really kind of wanted to control my own narrative and do it my way because once you're an independent contractor, you release your image and likeness to do whatever they want to do. So I wanted to do something with my ownership. Um, so then I got out of the business, and that never really got to that point. So never say never. Never say never. Maybe Dread's gonna get a phone call. And by the way, everyone kept saying, "What's up, no IR?" No IR. I thought they're asking, you've never gotten injured on the IR, injury reserve. You don't know the porn terms. I'm shocked. The alphabet of porn letters. Who knows what I'm looking for? Yeah. Insta Beto underscore Lopez says, "Most pleasurable porn scene?" Most pleasurable porn scene? Um, I don't know about pleasurable, but I know memorable. It was like oil overload. Something with me and Eric Everhard was one of my favorite scenes, and it was just a lot of fun. How about Spencer, by the way? What about him? Did you? I mean, we'd had sex. Good sex. Kim. We did have good chemistry. Okay. I don't remember about the kitchen scene, but he's definitely, I mean, he's very, you're in a red, uh, an apron. Yes. Yeah. Uh, of course, there was no back on the apron. Oh, guess who was the other part of styling that day? Um, yeah. But no, it's been so long ago, but no, he was a good performer. Like, for me, I've seen him since he first started. So I feel like before he lost his hair. So it's like the, uh, the evolution of like seeing someone grow in the business and see where he is now. I think is really cool to see. And ladies love him off camera. Yeah, because he's very like, he's a gentleman, and, you know, and I think that that takes a lot where it's like, he, he was just him from the beginning, and so it played off really well because he's just a nice guy. Yeah, very chill pothead dude. But did you ever have off-camera sex with him? No. No. Okay. Tucker 023 asks, "When's that ass getting back in the game?" When's that ass getting back in the game? You know, I don't know. It's, you know, the world is a different time, a different place, and it's been quite a long time since I've been in the industry, so things have changed a lot. And, um, you know, like I said, never say never. I'm single. You never know. You know, I get bored sometimes. Maybe I just go do something. You should just do one where you just throw up, you know, like, uh, Elton John did his final tour. A final tour. You know, it's crazy, like, um, it's just because of the pandemic too, like we lost a lot of time, and you didn't realize how much time, you know, that was kind of like three years of our lives, really. So then now it's six years. So it's crazy to think it's been that long since I've been not really shooting scenes. Why did you get out, though? Um, I was in a relationship, and that person didn't want me to do scenes, and I respected that. And when she started fighting somebody, he just did not. Porn. What did he do? Nothing that you need to know about. So he's gonna date his favorite porn star and then tell her he doesn't like her doing porn. Yeah. Um, I mean, we didn't meet each other. Like, he didn't know who I was when we met each other. So it was kind of like, I don't know, it was just very different time. I don't like that. I'm not okay with that. You know, it didn't last. So you know that's why I'm single for three years. True. Was he stunt cocking on your OnlyFans, though? No, he wasn't. He was definitely like, he was in business, like he was in a whole different field, so it wasn't really his thing. And he, you know, didn't fault me for what I chose to do, but he also did it. If we were going to be in an intimate relationship, he wanted to be it one-on-one. And, you know, when you've been doing porn for so long, and you love somebody, and you want to like, fail, you know, love is crazy. See how that, you know, want to elevate that relationship in certain terms, you're gonna try and see if it works out. And I tried. It didn't work out. But, you know, she tried it. Love is insane, though. People do anything for love. If this is true. So they say crazy in love. It's insane. People are [ __ ] going nuts. That's why I feel like, you know, the older you get, and just any time, it's like, you really need to know what you want in a partner and what you are looking for, and not trying to self-validate for somebody else's reasons. And I think that that was a part of my younger years, and now being like the woman that I am and doing the work that I've done, I know what I want and what I need to go to the next level, which is. And I know you have to come to my podcast and find out. But you are single. When's the last time you made sweet love? I haven't had sex in months. It's been like two months. What did I say? It's been December. So yeah. But are you still a horny person? You still DJ Diddles or maybe use a Hibachi? It's called a Hitachi. That's my favorite friend. My name's my, my Hitachi's name is Bob, because frontwards and backwards, it's the best name ever. You must have your own toys, right? I do have my own toys. I'm more of a Hitachi girl, though. I'm not really like, if I have anything like internal, I want it to be a dick. So I'm more of clitoral, you know? Yeah. What, what is a dildo, anyway? I mean, they're fun sometimes, especially when you're doing solos and sending them to boys. Okay, that's cool. But who the [ __ ] is that home? I've definitely done it. Being horny and like, and honestly, it was like, really. Are you horny, though? Yeah, all the time. Are you? Yeah. I didn't get into porn because I wasn't horny. I went over, like, at one point, I feel like I probably had a, I don't say a sex problem, but I like to [ __ ]. I don't know. So I did porn. So it was my art. It was how I expressed myself. It's how, you know, I always said, once you pop, you just can't stop. So true. I didn't stop. But no, I'm definitely, it's a different kind of horny. I feel like it's, um, and I don't know, I'm not used to having sex all the time, so I feel like I crave it more. I don't know. But if I'm having it all the time, I still want it more. So I think I'm just naturally just [ __ ] horny. So. But you're kind of tricky to date because you're hot, rich, famous. It's just scary. You know, who, who like, who really has a shot? Not Joe Blow down the street. There's a lot of men that are like, could be alpha, that are good jobs. You know, I mean, I mean, I need an alpha man that's gonna allow me to be an alpha female. I need someone who's confident enough to let me to be the woman that I am, but also put me in my place when I need to be. I like that. I like that. A couple more questions from the fans. Oh, from the fans. Yeah. Uh, Fahad 6916956 asks, "Do you like anal sex?" If yes, why? We already went over this. Uh, she doesn't. She does not. Doesn't do it for me. It doesn't do it for anyone. Like, Daniel doesn't feel good for a girl. Well, I mean, you're like all about anal. Why do you love anal so much? Because it's taboo. Honestly, it's, it's a big, you know, you know, no 20 years of people like, you should do more, you know, the big booty. It's like, you, you love the ass. You want. Yeah. But why can't you just [ __ ] doggy? Yeah. Why do you have to like, you know what I mean? Like, that's why I never understood. It's because you love that ass so much, you're in that ass. But does [ __ ] an [ __ ] really feel good? No. Then why the [ __ ] do you want to do it? That makes no sense. I feel stupid, to be honest. So then why going in is like, oh, this is so naughty. Oh, my God, it's so tight. Then after like seven and a half pumps, it kind of loosens up, and then you're like, that [ __ ] was lovely. Exactly. So why ruin a good thing? I agree. Especially with the big ones. I want to make you do. To each his own. Well, you know what I mean? I just, for me, I have to be really horny to do it. And there's just, it's just not. It's just not. Especially a lot of people. Yeah. No, it's too big. Do you eat guys' asses off camera? I have. It depends. Some guys like it, some guys don't. Some guys kind of preface not to. But for me, is I'm a, I'm a pleaser. So if my partner wants that, and he likes that, then I'm gonna do it. And if I'm like, and again, I'm very particular. Like, I don't do one-night stands. I'm not with those people. So if I'm [ __ ] someone, I'm [ __ ] someone because I like [ __ ] them. You're making love. So, uh, sometimes you need to be [ __ ] and so, okay, so yeah, so I wanted to please that person at whatever time, what they're, what they want. So, yeah. Good. I like the booty. Are you like, you like to get your ass laid? Legs up. Sorry. You do the backpack. What's the backpack? You hold your legs back like JanSport. I do the backpack. I've had it once, and, uh, I liked it. You didn't feel vulnerable out there? I did. I felt like a [ __ ]. We put a repeat offender. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Once I had it, once I want it every time. Do you bend over? Is that the only position you like to do it? I feel like if I went on all fours, uh, someone should throw me off a bridge. Yeah, because it's like, how do you really like that? That's a weird, like, that's enough, bro. Where you're like, what are you doing, bro? Imagine someone walked in on you. Your dad and you're on all fours and you're looking, "Hey, hey, Father." I mean, why are you living at Dad's house at this age? Let's start there. He's visiting my sister's wedding. Okay. Uh, oh, will she ever date an Indian man? This is from Herman Vishal Hemi. I don't know. You know, I, yeah. Next question. The next question is from Paul Vijada Yanera. "Will she want to visit India and [ __ ] me?" I'm not going to India. I'm sorry. The Indians, sorry, the Indians are banana sandwich. They gotta relax. Fans are fans. I love them all. Micropolitician. Who is your biggest fan base? Do you have like a country? Hi Ron. They like me. Random. No offense. I mean, I'm very popular there. Iran. What is Iran? Isn't there a war there? I'm not sure. I didn't. Can't be sure. I didn't start it. Uh, has any last one? Has any dick scared you? Hmm. Hasn't scared me enough to not sit on it, but sometimes they're just like, um, how's that gonna fit? But then it does. So no. Okay. Good. You always try at least one. Okay, my next question. I'm ready to go against your white girl politician. All right, let's hear it. Are you warmed up yet? Yeah. Okay. You're not nervous anymore to ask you this. I almost DM'd you to ask you because I couldn't wait to ask you this. Before we met or after? After, in the lot, in our, in our friendship bubble over the last month. Okay, we're friends. Yeah. We have been dating apparently for years because you date your favorite porn stars. Alexis Texas, nervous. Have you ever had sex with Vladimir Putin? No. [Laughter] Which you asked me that question. Have you? No. [Laughter] Okay. Yeah, no, because I have heard that he loves American porn stars, and I have heard that he loves you, and I have heard that he likes to pay money to fly them down on his super crazy airplanes, aircrafts, and have sex with them and pay them lots of money to do so. Uh, with security watching. And I have heard that his favorite porn star is you. Well, I've never heard that until right now. So if you try to be like you and get me on Pillow Talk several times, and he DM'd me somewhere, it's been lost in translation because I've never heard this. And I'm not really someone who gets paid to have sex for money unless it was important. So. Oh, good. You didn't play it. You didn't pay to play? No, because a lot of girls, they're doing these New York trips. I mean, they've been doing these New York trips for years. For me, it's like, this to each his own. It's not something that I chose to do. I love porn, and I love sex, but it, for me, porn was a safe space to do it and let it be controlled in the art that I wanted to perform in. Those like the regulations as far as testing and who the partners that I chose to work with were, you know? So you also got rich pretty quick, too. I mean, he still, you keep speaking. Are you my finance person, too? How do you know how quickly? Well, actually, people would be shocked to know how little the beginners in porn get paid. And it's a full day's work. You know, this is true. It's probably less than like the local bartender makes in a shift that long, to be honest, or about the same. And, you know, back in the day, you didn't have OnlyFans. So what was the? Now you do porn, you blow up your name, it's a billboard for your OnlyFans, you get rich. Cool. But back in '04 to 2012, first 10 years you did it, what else did you really do to make money? In the beginning, probably for the first two to three years, I worked like, like five days a week. You have to. Um, mainly because I wanted to get my name out there. I wanted to like, you know, because at that time, too, the internet wasn't really popular. Um, DVDs were there, so it took a while to like, really become popular within. Wow, you were doing the LED [ __ ]? Yeah. Um, like it becomes, you become popular within your peers first, and then you become popular like outside of the industry because like DVDs and things like that take a long time, and you know, all those, you know, that kind of stuff. Um, so it's just a different time. So I did that. Um, I have a Fleshlight deal. Um, but that didn't come until later on. And then the Fleshlight. It's a form of your vagina. It is an exact replica of my vagina. And my [ __ ]. Wait, how did they do the [ __ ]? You have it's the same when you do the vagina, you just put your ass in the air, and you have the steak. Really? Still? So you do. That's crazy. That's the thing. That's crazy. And then they peel off the like molds, and then they put it in their Fleshlight container, and then you give. Jerk it away. Because you know what became very popular since your absence is VR porn. It's on the come up right now. Have you? You probably haven't done many scenes in VR. No. So when at the end of me doing scenes for other companies, because before I was contracted, before I got out of the business, um, but prior to my contract, I want to say I've done like two. And I remember it was very, like, it was very new of how they're filming it and everything, where it was like very tedious. You couldn't like move. You had to like be very robotic. They did all this like different like camp angles. It was like very new. So if those, those probably did get released, I don't know what things look like. But since this, since I haven't been, because the new ones, your penis really does align with the guy's dick. And the dick I used the most actually is my boy Spencer. He does wanks, and I have a wank subscription, and I use this dick a lot to masturbate with virtually. And is that where do you look him in the eyes still? The same. [Laughter] But the old school VR when it first came out, they would change scenes. The dick will be on the floor. It'll be up on the [ __ ] ceiling. That's weird. And you just, you just want it to be where your dick is. So is all of a POV style with the dick? Yeah. And the girl does all the work. It's one of the same five positions every [ __ ] scene. See, that to me is not very fun. No. Everyone hates it. Like, it's not even. Back then, it wasn't fun because it was just like, for me, with porn, is what I loved about porn is that I let you be who you are, and I learned a lot of things I didn't like towards the end where people were very robotic. I mean, like, okay, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do that, we're gonna do this for what? And I just hated that. Yeah. Even when I directed it, my thing was about the authenticity of like, the chemistry that the talent had. If I was directing, and I needed something else, and I would cut, and I'd be like, hey, I need this. But it ruins the whole dynamic of like good sex when you're starting and stopping every [ __ ] five minutes. People think and say and credit you as a, one of the best ever female directors. Nice. I like that. You were a great director. Thank you. How many scenes have you directed? Thanks. Movies. I think like five. So probably within that, like, probably, you know, there's four scenes in a movie. For me, I always like wanted to make sure that the females felt like safe and like comfortable in an environment that they could have fun, look pretty, and have good sex. I would love it. And, you know, like Texas Direct instead of Jimmy, and I like in my movies. In the end, like it was more like, I knew, I felt like I knew more because I did was a performer. So, you know, different angles. And I was very like, in there. Like I was using the GoPro, and I was like, I wasn't afraid to do certain things. And the performers felt comfortable with me as well, being that close, because I probably [ __ ] some of them during the time. Time. So I mean, I had a lot of fun doing it. For me, it was a creative outlet to like, get my creativity out there that I liked in my perverse mind. So I had a lot of fun doing it. I might go back and do this again. You should direct more. Can, can I just make a couple comments on the directing? What is that? Okay, enough. I've seen you've been on some porn scenes lately. Yeah. Yeah. And I loved it. I've been with Bang. Did you ever work with Bang? I did. And then that's who the first scene that I ever did. No way. Shout out to Bang. Ask Parade. Well, first internet scene after Shane's World. [ __ ] right. It was the first one everybody saw because internet. That was when internet was new. So the DVD that I did didn't come out to months later. But I do know this. Was it Shane's World? Well, that was the first one. Yes. But Aspirated was what was released first, right? Okay. First of all, I want to say being on porn sets, big fan. Blown away. Loved it. Not what I thought at all. Not what anyone thinks at all. And that's what we were trying to do is show people what it is. It's cool. It's fun. Everyone's cracking jokes. It's professional. It's not really that crazy. It's just makeup, smile, pictures, normal sex, but they're like working together, and then everyone high-fives and goes home. Really cool. And I liked it. Everyone was friendly, and it was like locker room jokey fun vibes. I actually really liked it. But the directing, what is with ever showing the guy's face, even for a split second, for [ __ ]? What? Well, females watch porn too. [ __ ] So therefore, there came a time, I don't know now, how who whose scene you were on or whatever, but they started seeing them more. Is because women started watching porn, and they like looking at attractive men. And most of the people they would work for at Bang Bros or those types of internet things were good-looking men because they wanted females wanted to jerk off to them too. Fair. But like, there's nothing worse. Okay, you're doing your cowgirl thing, or you're doing your famous [ __ ] and twerking at the same time. I invented that. You definitely did, right? Legendary in many different ways. It really gets the boys hunched over, be on the knees sometimes. I always feel like you just needed to always be doing something. It's [ __ ] cool. Good for you. Okay. Thanks. Thank you. I'm glad you like that. Yeah. And you say, look, you even say to the camera guy, look, [ __ ], you didn't even catch that, did you? [ __ ] Look again. Yeah. But don't cut to the guys. And then also, you know, Alexis is doing great, and you're getting excited, and you're having a good time. And oh, yeah, why don't we switch from her beautiful bum twerking on the guy's penis, which we're all a big fan of, and why don't we go behind the dude's balls slapping with his ass? Yeah, I want to jerk off to that instead of Alexis Texas' ass. In what world? Yeah, some people like the close-ups. You know, that's why you have to. Oh, you know what I mean? I don't know. I think they're bored, and they're trying to win like an Oscar or something, and they're like, oh, let me just show different angles. We don't need different angles. Just chill. I definitely when I was directing, I definitely liked the angles, but I also kept wide shots because I like what I like. But people like to see everything, so you know what I mean? You need to see the whole thing. 100%. I don't like any zoom-ins. It could be, it could be my mom and dad's penis going like this. All right, all right. Not that my mom has a penis, but you know what I mean? Yeah, like that. For you, the GoPro, like you said, we want the booty. Yeah. Some people like the penetration.
Some people like that whole thing. I just don't like it. For so long, the balls shot. Not my favorite. It was fun to be down there, but it wasn't fun to really like. I spit on it one time. I had at that point, I had to catch myself. I was like, "Oh, this is not my scene. I can't be spitting on it."
"What do you mean you spit on it?"
"While you were filming?"
"Yeah, it was they needed Lube, so I was just naturally trying to help. So I spit on it and then I was like, 'Oh, maybe I should have asked first.' And then I was like, 'Let me just not do that again.'"
"You are a horny girl, Alexis Texas."
"I mean, I didn't, I didn't become Alexis Texas because I wasn't."
"Oh, that was great. That was fun. Okay, my friend Jackson has a question. What's here at Jackson?"
"My good friend, all the way from Australia. Jackson or Dorothy, my favorite YouTuber. Very funny. Oh, we're, oh, Alexis Texas, I have a very quick question for you. Two questions for you. Let me, uh, make myself look a little bit more presentable. Lock. Sorry. My first question would be, what do you look for in a man? Do you look for humor, personality, looks, being nice, being an [ __ ] big dick, small dick, fat, skinny, tall, short, black, white, Asian, doesn't really matter. You just like what's inside or you like what's down here? Because let me tell you something, but I am quite a nice guy. Let me tell you that. I'm also broke. I have so many insecurities."
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"Love me, please. Will you love me, please? Will you love me?"
"Jackson, address that was a lot. Jackson, Jackson. Yeah, I could see why y'all are friends. Y'all are all over the place. Like y'all are asking me a million things. I mean, did you tell him to come up with this?"
"I just said, 'Hey, can you send a question for Alexis Texas?'"
"Got it. Um, I mean, it's a good question. It's a good question. I'll, you know, all over the place and then it was a little selfish at the end and we rolled it back in and you know, yeah, he's selfish. Um, oh yeah, I'm sure that's not why she broke his heart, but he's talking about all kinds of things, you know, who knows."
"Um, what kind of man do I look for? I feel like that's kind of a hard question to answer just because every person I've ever been with is completely different. I think the only thing that's, like, similar is a sense of humor, someone who's like a strong personality that can like control a room and like be very like, you know, spontaneous, fun, you know, all those fun things. So it's not particularly."
"Are you okay over there? You use straight jacket? No. Do you want to flip your hair?"
"Um, so yeah, I don't really, for me, it's about like the chemistry, the energy, like that kind of thing instead of like actual pers, like physical looks. Do I want someone to be attractive? Of course. Do I want someone, you know, I don't think I'm so set on like, do I want a small dick? No. Do I want something that I can work with? Absolutely. But I don't need the biggest stick, but I need something that's gonna get a job done."
"What can we work with? What can we work with? Like as far as measurements?"
"Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Do we have a ruler so I could really be the judge? Like, what about the cocoa vodka? Can it needs to be bigger than that in length?"
"Yeah, bigger than that."
"Yeah. What about I'm concerned the microphone? Microphone's too big. I mean, it's really fat. That's what we're talking. Like, here, you got a ruler, Mike?"
"Oh, super mic has a ruler. What is that? Your forearm? You know, that's as big as your foot. That's what they say. I know, Pretty Woman. Right? Your forearm. So you need your foot up your vagina."
"I mean, I've had one like this before."
"I bet you have."
"Oh, here we go. Oh, thank you, producer Super Mike. Okay, so say when maybe I'll push it out of my penis and you can tell me when to stop."
"Is this one of your dreams? That's all your fantasies."
"Yeah, this is it. Every time I lie, it grows an inch."
"Isn't you should be a good liar then, huh?"
"That's five. I think that's fine."
"No, I need at least eight."
"Six is good. Seven. You need eight cars. You said you weren't picky."
"Hard eight. Hard. Yeah."
"What's that?"
"That's eight. Yeah, that's what I need."
"Bad girl."
"I know someone bad girl. I know someone like them."
"I'll bet you do."
"Okay, so he has to be funny with the big pecker. What's the most amazing show? The most amazing shower?"
"I'm confused on the question. Like a guy, you looked at him and you're like, 'I can't believe.' I mean, I've seen some pretty penises in my day. I do do dick grades on my OnlyFans. I do those things too. And sometimes I've gone, especially during the pandemic, I got pretty horny off some of the ones that I saw. Really just from fans."
"Worthy Indian? No."
"Okay, so what can we expect on your OnlyFans? What can we expect to make money fans?"
"Um, a lot of me. It's basically me doing solos, booty boot shaking things. I do a lot of custom videos. Um, yeah, it's the only place you can really get any new content of me."
"Dildo, ideal dough, dildoed up. Okay. Yeah. Joy. Joys. You're good at Joe wise. I'm a good joy. I'm a good dirty talker."
"Yes, you are. I feel like I, um, I spent some time in London with on doing babe stations. I used to be, used to be Studio 66, Elite TV, one of those two things. And, um, my dirty talk got really well good, really good."
"Wait, that's audio only?"
"It is. So it's visual. Like you're on like late night television. It's on like the television there, late night. And then you could call in and hear, or you could call and talk. So you could have two different options. So it's basically calling and getting like dirty talk to you and they jerk off on the phone, pretty much. And so we would get sent out there and we would do the shifts from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. So you get all like the drunk people. And so their accents are really heavy. So they know it was Alexis Texas."
"Yeah. Oh, so they paid big bucks?"
"Yeah. Oh, wow. Just to talk?"
"Yeah, that's cool. And they'll be like, 'How do we know it's you? Touch your nose. Move your ass. Do your thing.' Like, you couldn't be fully naked. You couldn't do like any like, you could be naked, you just couldn't do any frontal shots. So it'd be kind of away from the camera. But it was great. I like great dirty talking."
"You have a JLI video that I, I thought this is brilliant. This is going to be a new wave and that no one ever copied it to this day. I think it's one of your most viewed videos. You used an actual deck and did a joy with it and you did a bunch of positions. I think it's about 15-20 minutes around the guy's dick. So he films it. I think he was actually someone else is filming it and you were like putting your ass right above it and yeah, stroke it to that [ __ ] ass. Was it for like a contest or something?"
"I don't know. I wonder if that was the time I made the guy come in his mouth. It was dark. Well, what I said, I wonder if that was the time I made the guy come in his mouth."
"What do you mean? He came in his mouth?"
"You made a guy come in his own mouth?"
"Yeah, he shot it up and hit his lip."
"Oh, by accident?"
"I mean, yeah. Have you met? You would do that. You make guys the [ __ ] eating."
"I mean, no, it wasn't. I mean, I didn't intend to it to happen, but it just happened. Like it was something like that. The guy was, it was like a POV type of jerk off instructional and he was laying flat on the box, so he couldn't get up. And it was just me and you get the camera person. So I'm jerking his dick and then it's jerking this way and it came and it went one and then two and it hit his mouth. And he can't get up because they're shooting. So he's trying not to move his mouth. So I licked, they come and then I kissed him in his mouth and then called it a day."
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"It was his own come. Of you can't taste your own [ __ ]? Like who are you?"
"This brings me to my next question. Have you tasted your own [ __ ]?"
"Yes, I've creampied and then I go down."
"That's your thing?"
"No, that's not my thing. I'm just, I try to stay around the [ __ ] area, you know what I mean?"
"You're faking it. You're faking the licking [ __ ]?"
"Yeah, yeah. You're like, and then I try to get validation from the girl afterwards. She feels sorry. I'm like, 'You know, I ate my own [ __ ] just so you're a [ __ ] baby.'"
"Oh, you're a liar, huh? Gaslighter."
"I'm gonna be a gaslighter. Yes. Got it. Okay, Alexis Texas, meeting instructions. What the [ __ ] coming instruction? Come eating and CEI? Come eating? What is that?"
"I don't really know."
"That's the bonus premiere package of Joy. They, I mean, I've never. You don't do them, right?"
"No."
"Okay. I've, I've think that why? Because I like to torment men."
"Yeah, you're intimidating. Just you. The dirty talking and J wise. I do like dirty talking and I like all that, but I did it. I mean, obviously there's so many different kinds of fetishes, but I don't find that attractive. Um, I couldn't do it in my personal life, so therefore I wouldn't necessarily like know to do that. I don't know."
"Do you do small dick shaming on your OnlyFans?"
"I do. And uh, you're trying to buy a custom? Can I buy one right now?"
"Let's pretend that I show you my pecker, or should we get producer Super Mike to be a prop?"
"Yeah, producer Super Mike, can you come sit down for a sec?"
"Well, yeah, I know you have a nice [ __ ], you've actually showed it to me before, but just for reference, just as a prop, I'd like you to sit here and have Alexis Texas pretend to small dick shame you the way she would on her OnlyFans."
"Great. Yeah, sit down. You smell smug [ __ ]. That's right. Miss Texas told you that you've got the smallest dick I've ever [ __ ] seen. You think that pathetic thing is worthy of Miss Texas? Try again, Mike. Get that [ __ ] dick harder. Oh, wait. You can't get that dick harder. That's as big as you can get it. The [ __ ] are you gonna do with that? What the [ __ ] is Miss Texas gonna do with that? My ass is not even [ __ ] worthy to see this [ __ ] small dick. Now get your [ __ ] dick out of my [ __ ] sight, you [ __ ] filthy pig."
"Ah, yeah, everybody love you. You like it. That was great. Wow. Who the [ __ ] pays for that?"
"Some people like it."
"Thank you, Mike. And for the record, are you scarred? Mike does have a nice color. You can vouch for it, huh?"
"Yeah, we've shown. We've shown. I like him."
"Yeah, okay. Uh, Sin Party is an app, very much like OnlyFans, but they welcome everybody. So if there's a fetish or something that they don't want on OnlyFans, no disrespect to OnlyFans because we love them dearly, uh, but Sin Party welcomes everybody. So we're doing a little game with them. It's called Sin Party. Yeah, okay. Party for Sinners. Okay. And we're doing a little game with them where it's called Sin Party's Got Talent. And, uh, our lovely guests watch one of the videos and, uh, rank them. So I don't know what we're about to watch here. Just gonna put that in her butt. I don't know what that is. It's a toy. You've seen these before?"
"No, but I mean, she's gonna put in her ass. Isn't that all right up your alley?"
"Yeah."
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"Tententical contentful. She's cute. What did you think of her?"
"I mean, she was a cute girl. The toy was interesting. It looked bigger than it appeared to be. You know, the angle was great with the butt, the shot and the upshot. You know, I'll give her an eight."
"I like that. Eight out of ten. I'm gonna go with 8.2 because she was cute."
"Hey, okay, let's finish it with a couple last questions. I can't believe that we're already this far in, by the way. Usually at 25, I'm like, no pun intended, this far in. I'm great with those ones. Don't you worry. Everything's bigger in Texas. Don't you forget that. Is your slogan? You're welcome. It's a good one. She's a brand. She knows how to brand."
"Most embarrassing or worst experience on important set? Most embarrassing? Hmm. Or most [ __ ] up or worse? I mean, I haven't really had a lot of embarrassing things. I think in the beginning, I would like it was, I felt I took things personal and like guys couldn't get their dick hard. Oh, no. And it was just like, 'Oh, it's me.' Like, and then I learned that it's not me. And like later on with that. So that was kind of like awkward sometimes. Uh, I think also awkward moments is like having like noticing somebody had something wrong with them and having to go and take them in the bathroom and be like, 'Hey, I don't think you should work today and you should probably go home.' What's wrong with them? They had like, oh, chlamydia. Well, I don't know how to clean many of it. They had genital warts and things that they shouldn't have been going to set for. And they're just trying to like take pretty girls and like be naked. And I'm like, 'Oh, that's the problem.' I say. And so, and it's always awkward because you don't want to be the bad guy, but it's also not your problem, but it's also a health situation for you. So it's like having to tell that person. Yeah, so those have been awkward things like that."
"Um, yeah, you've had a clean run though."
"I've had a clean run. Like for me, again, like I've done all the scenes I've done and things like projects I've done are things I've really wanted to do, things I've really like set out to do. So I feel like my career and the scenes that I've done, the people I've worked with have been very good. I can't, I can't complain. I've had a great run. That's why for me was always like, I wanted to leave when I was on top, not when people wanted me to leave. It's better to burn out than to fade away. Kurt Cobain suicide letter."
"Of course. That's right. Alexis Texas. It's been an honor. Thank you."
"I had a lot of fun. I appreciate you. I'm glad that you, uh, could not be so nervous and I think that went amazing. If anyone else was here, that would have [ __ ] blocked the chemistry, you know? It's your first time doing a one-on-one. I'm glad I could pop your cherry. Now you can say that Alexis Texas popped her cherry. She's good. She's good. She's real good."
"What is your OnlyFans link, by the way?"
"Alexis underscore Texas."
"Makes sense. Makes sense. And I'm your host, Ryan. This is Pillow Talk. We'll see you next Tuesday."
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