ALEXAS MORGAN HAS AN*L ORGASMS

Oh, I would love two guys at least. Really? Have you not had two guys? No, because I need to find two guys that I want to [ __ ]. Sure, yeah. And they gotta be fuddies. I don't know. Let me see what's going on down there and we'll talk. Let's just say you won't be walking funny later.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Piano Time. [Music] I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pond. We're joined by Mr. Quickie. They call me Dark. Co-hosted by our guest of last week, Fitness Nala. Single army. I love how you always say Fitness Nala. Who is single? This is my name now. She's no longer with Alfie. He [ __ ] up. Mike just told you not to yell. It's fine. But today, thank you. We have a very special guest today. This is the booty queen of the internet. The host of Fanbus. Wow. One of the top amateur porn stars in the world. This is Alexis Morgan. Hi, Alexis Morgan. Hi. Are you single like Nala? Yeah. That's not a for sure. No, no, no. I am. You know you're single right now? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But with an ass like that, it separates who can date you. You don't take white joes like me. Actually, I've only taken guys like you. Well, I was gonna say, which Lakers player is the best? Oh, wow. I wouldn't even be able to name one. Really? I'm into like, you know. Tell us more about what you're like. Would you rather [ __ ] Jonah Hill or LeBron James? Jonah Hill. Wow. Can you elaborate on why you're not supposed to have an ass then? It's against the code. What does that mean? You know what that means. The bigger the booty, the more the NBA player. Yeah, there's a center. Well, it's funny. So that I'm thinking he's like one of him. Yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ryan. Okay, okay. So who have you dated? I bet there's a lot of celebrities in your DMs. There must be. Of course. So who do you, who do you like and who do you dabble with? I haven't liked any of them that like DM me. Really? Yeah. I could DM you a lot. Of course. That's one that dams everyone. That one's the end. I can't wait for this compilation. You know, we've asked every guest this and every guest, it's just, yeah. Even though that one in French Montana has gone through everyone. French Montana has DM'd everyone. Oh, yeah. And I feel like girls do want to [ __ ] Tiger. Sort of. But French. Well, yes, he's packing. Oh, really? Yeah. You never saw the Tiger leaked the picture? No. Tiger's pocket. But French Montana. Oh, I don't know about that. Actually, I'm just saying I've never heard of any girl [ __ ] French month. You know what? French Montana actually is a beauty dude. But he's got a barrel on him. Yeah, he's a big boy. Dad bod. Yeah. I don't know. Okay, so this famous ass, let's talk about it. So, question you get every day is, is it real? Fake? Of course. No, that ass doesn't exist. And you have a little bit of work. And then that's fine. And we love. But did you have an ass before? Yeah, I'm Cuban, so I've always had one. So you had a booty. The one day you said, [ __ ] it, let's go to the moon. No, no, no. It was actually really similar to this size. I kind of actually just, um. Oh, it was crazy before. It's not crazy right now. It's banana sandwich. Yeah, yeah. No, I just did. I did a slight because I wanted to be where it could look like I don't have like some work done. But it was just very slight. Does your mother have a dump truck on her too? Yeah, everyone in my car. Okay, so you, it's so you didn't really, you didn't put in massive implants in your ass or anything? No, no, no. You just, maybe BBL? Did a bit. Yeah, a little bit. Very nice. Quick to Colombia. A little bit of pink. A little bit. A little bit of enhancement on the stink. How's it going? I see what you did there. Yeah, that was good. Absolutely incredible. Ryan, thank you. So the Fanbus. Yeah, let's talk about that. Oh, let's talk about. So for the viewers at home that don't know what it is. I, I understand it's an OnlyFans show where you bring random people on the [ __ ] girls in the car and you host it. Well, okay, so sort of thing. Okay, please explain. Yes. Um, it depends like what kind of episode we're having. Sometimes I can find like a fan for like a girl that they like because they either emailed or had I met them like at a convention or something. Um, so some episodes are like that where like a girl hooks up with their fan. Or there's other times that we go in and look for a guy for the girl. That's fine. Depending. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would. Yeah, I love my fans. They're cool as hell. Yeah, yeah. She's a big cult following. Do you think, do you think your fans [ __ ] better than her fans? Oh, her fans [ __ ] way better. I don't know, man. It's a bunch of [ __ ] black dudes. That's what I was thinking. So I don't know. I can't really stand up for my, uh, my dads. You have, you know, gamer fans and she has [Music] you know, athletic fans. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, my red hair though, it attracts a crowd. True. Dot. Oh, I'm a huge fan now. Both, actually. For the record. Okay, so for you, you do, I, you have done a little bit of porn. Yeah. But you don't post it on the Hub. Bro, you haven't signed with buying anything. Browsers on OnlyFans. You'll have sex with who? Oh, are they, are they guys that you're dating at the time? Are they porn stars? Are they stunt [ __ ]? What's the deal? Give us the details. Yeah, it's like, um, it's been guys I've been that I have dated or like somebody like I've like I saw a porn star that I really liked and then I was like, all right, I'm gonna start shooting with him. And then I was like, all right. Have you put it down with Johnny since? No, but, oh my god, I want to. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. But usually it's like, you know, guys that I know that I can do a couple scenes with. Like I don't, you know, I like to do a lot of scenes with like, you know, whoever got it. Karen Lee. Have you put it down with our boy Kieran? No. We love Jeremy. Do you know who Karen Lee? Let's get the Johnny Sims first. You would love Kieran and Johnny. Um, yeah, absolutely. Okay, so I just don't really [ __ ] bald guys. Oh, okay. So that's why I don't stand a chance. Maybe you don't. I actually didn't know you were born. There's not a hair under this hat. Like, is it because you choose to or you just actually have a lot of hair? Okay, so you just want to be bald. Oh, yeah. It's fast. It's aerodynamic. Fast. And you know what? It, it's good because I started. My stick is eating [ __ ] with a hat on. Oh, I think I want to subscribe. Do you want to perform with me? Do you like getting eaten out? Do I like getting eaten out? Yeah. It's a valid question because a lot of girls don't. It's good. Good answer. Yeah. If it's boring, then it's like, all right, let's get the show on. I'll tell you what. What's up? Go ahead. No guy has ever said no to a blow job. Hey, what separates good or true good versus bad? You know, um, I feel like if the guy is just like, kind of like dabbling on the, like the [ __ ] like, like not putting like pressure on to it. Me, I want to like grab my legs onto it. Show me that you're really into it, you know? Not like it's a chore, you know? Not because like, oh, I have to do this for her. Like, really like be passionate about it. Yeah, exactly. Talk to me with it. Like, look up at me and like, put your fingers in there. Yeah, just like this. You know, I think that, like, that it makes the experience good. Seeing how intuitive he is. Yeah. A lot of men don't like eating [ __ ]. That's like [ __ ]. I love it. It's my favorite. Yeah, I like it too. But that's why I, I know I'm good at it because I truly enjoy it. And that's the same goes with sucking dick. Do you girls like your asses? Excuse me. Do you girls like your asses eaten? Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. To be honest, I do it for me. Oh my god. I get, if, if I'm having a whiskey dick night, I eat booty. I'm back. Yeah. It's one of those filthy things. Like she said, you gotta like go all in. You gotta like use your fingers. Same [ __ ]. Yeah. But on that, you like it too? Cause I bet every guy wants to see your ass. You'd be surprised. Guys are not like, like, I feel like it's very hard to find the freaky freaky ones. They're more like [ __ ] than bend over [ __ ]. You know, really. It's rare to come across a guy who wants to please the girl. I feel like, you know, I feel like men nowadays are very selfish. Oh, yeah. I've, I'm, I'm less selfish now because I know that. I don't know. I think you're just saying that. There has to be something wrong with you guys for you to be so willing to. He's going to ask what's wrong here. I'll tell you why. It's because I know that the next day I'm going to make the group chat and I'm getting people are like, I [ __ ] Ryan or I [ __ ] Dark last night. How was it? And then you get a review. I want good reviews. Yeah. I want five stars on my, you know, Uber Eats order. Yeah. Actually, when you don't get a review, that's even better. Yeah. But you're like, hey, do you [ __ ] Dark last night? No, it's like they're holding something out. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But you, you don't want them to be like, uh, yeah, that's [ __ ]. You don't. Yeah. Ugh. Okay, especially, you know, we're not laying out a new city, new town. You don't want to come with a bad rep. You want to be known as the guy that a good [ __ ]. How do you think you're doing in LA? Lindsey, be honest. Anal must come up a lot. You guys must want to put it in a crazy booty. Appears, is that, uh, common for you, Alexis? Um, yeah. What are you, who are you dating? Do you not know your [ __ ] value? Like, who are these vanilla losers that you're [ __ ] pumped? You can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you could have beeps tonight. I feel like we're like scenes. Like, I like my OnlyFans video. I'll do it. But I don't know, like, where do I get these freaky guys? Well, I researched it and I only found one to be honest. Oh, there's only one that I could find. Where was it? What was it? What room was it? I think it was, uh, it was good. I loved it actually. I thought it was really hot. It was a guy [ __ ] you from behind doggy style on the bed. He's standing up and you're on your knees on the bed. And then you stand up and then he [ __ ] you from behind like you're, you have your hands on a stool, a bar stool perhaps. Yeah, it's a great scene. I loved it. But I think it was your boyfriend at the time or something. I don't know. I mean, I think so. Yeah. I thought it was great. Are you seeing the most majority of men you have sex with are all cap? They talk a big game but don't put out. What do you, um, no, no. I have, I have great sex. Yes. But when was the last time you had sex? Two hours ago. Oh, come on. Really? You're so lucky. That was good. Come on. I was with Angela White and Nutella. And I am my co-star. You're kidding. Yeah. We ate come off donuts. Glazed doughnuts. I get it. That's funny. We, we were Krispy Kreme girls. Ah, and we pulled that. Oh, so now you're, okay, so are you going into the porn industry now? Like more, um, it's for us. So it's, it's not really porn. If it's, but are you going to sign contracts with browsers or Pornhub? No, I don't need me. Why? I've always heard. What, how much? What, how much money are you making? You don't ask that. Over 100k a month. Oh, he asks that to every guest. Over. Yeah. So you're rich, rich. You do what you want when you want. Yeah. I have, I, I've invested some of the money too. So I have a question for you. It's been two hours since you've had sex. Um, after shooting, are you like still horny for the rest of the day or are you? Oh, yeah. I'm ready to get [ __ ] like ASAP. Wow. Oh my god. I've seen that. I see the legendary. Yeah, it's the leg. I know. It's like, I'm still [ __ ] horny. Of course. You know, in a threesome too, you got to share dick. So you're just like, oh, wow. About you? Yeah, I mean, I love it. I would prefer to do a threesome. I think they're so fun. I truly do. Love how you two should have a threesome. You know, go. Both of you right now? Extremely. Yeah. Same. It's not because of my bald head, though. That's for. Thank you, Barbara. Would you like to play Mr. Quickie? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Okay. Alexis Morgan. My name is, by the way, not mine. Not turn around. But the A in your name, it drives me crazy. I know. I like it. It was, it's different. But Alexis wasn't available. So. Oh, it's not actually how you spell it. Well, what do you mean? No, it's A-L-E-X. Well, now it is because it's just been so many years that I'm Alexis Morgan. So people get confused. It's like, how do you pronounce them? Like, every time I share your thing, oh, there's who are having on the show. Is it an E? Is it an I? Is it a [ __ ] Q? I don't know. Whatever. It's Alexis Morgan, right? It's not that difficult, dude. Anyways, uh, Mr. Quickie segment is starting now. I missed her quickie. By the way, do you want to know where they call me? Yes. Really? Why? Why not? That's why you eat [ __ ]. See, I told you there's something wrong with him. Oh my god. Like I told you, right? I told you when I signed up for the Mr. Quickie segment that people are going to start thinking I [ __ ] for 30 seconds. I'm better than that. Anyways, your 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can, starting now. Alexis Morgan, when I look at your Instagram, I instantly think, wow, I do not have enough dick for that. Do you ever think that you're missing out on sweet baby angel muffin white boys like myself because we are too intimidated by you? Yes, absolutely. I want more of them and they don't come to me. We've touched on something. Yeah. Um, do you know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is? Yes. Okay. Who is your daddy and what does he do? Whoa. What is that? Who's your daddy and what does he do? My real daddy? Yeah. Or your fake one? She has a chic somewhere. Uh, next question. Oh, okay. You frequently performed on the Fanbus. Outside of potentially getting chlamydia from a stranger, what benefits you? What benefits do you get from banging randoms on the street? Um, the thrill. Adrenaline. Great answer. I'm, I'm. When life gives you lemons, do blank? Life gives you lemons. Um, fatal is the proper answer. Okay. Roses. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sometimes when I do anal, I have to go for a poo. Yay. Anal. Do you do a lot of, do you like, you know, when I'm drunk? Good segue. Yeah. Oh, really? Yo, that's, that's the truth though. That's common. Anal is more relaxed. Yeah. Yes. It's fun. Yeah. It's just one of those things you save for being drunk. For drunk sex. Our guest two episodes ago was, uh, Adriana Chechik. Okay, the anal queen. And she says that she has her best orgasms without even touching her vagina from anal. Oh my god. One time, I swear, I had a better orgasm from my ass than I've ever had on my [ __ ] without touching your clothes. I was getting in the, I was like, I had a dildo in my ass and I was penetrating it. And like, was it someone? Of course. And I, it was like, I saw like, it was, it was amazing. It was like rainbows and. Are you in outer space? I, I went to another dimension. It was so good. I'm serious. I need to start doing anal more. This is, I'm gonna try something. Do you girls play with your anal at home without a guy? No. Yes. Yeah. Oh, really? Vibrator and plug at the same time? Yes. Oh, at home? Are we not talking about anal? Yeah, I just didn't know that. To be honest, I've never asked this. I, I didn't know that girls [ __ ] around with their booty at home. But yeah, mainly for content, probably. But you know, if it feels good, you got a G-spot down there. Okay. Her content doesn't count. I didn't do it for content because it's like an awkward position. And honestly, like, it's fun. It's just fun. But you know, I, I, there is my favorite toy that has like something to like the, the, the [ __ ], the inside. And then the [ __ ] and this, the [ __ ] is the anal beads and it vibrates. Oh my god. Life-changing. A little bit of poppers. You're going to the moon. Little, uh, belt relaxer. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's like, oh, it's the sex door. You do it and it relaxes you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, it's for, oh my god. Hey guys, we had, we have a gay friend that brought it to Coachella and we were ripping it all Coachella. Oh, open it. Yeah. And then my booty, which is like little babies doing great ass is open. That was my property. God, you didn't have to poop. Thank God. Yeah. Oh my god. So, okay, so who is this, uh, last guy that you [ __ ] not for content? The last guy that I [ __ ] not for content? Yeah, like normal. You could just [ __ ] the dude. Um, the last guy I did content with, like outside of, outside of normal dudes. Okay, those are normal dudes. And I put them on camera. Okay. But for the viewers watching, listen, the reason they're tuning in is A, because they think we're a little bit funny, and B, because they want to know maybe there's a chance they could sleep with you. Okay? So we always ask, how do they look? They're all normal dudes. Okay. So, so tell, who are you looking for? Who's got a shot with Alexis Morgan? With an A. Everyone. No. Um, you don't discriminate. Like to use maybe a celebrity reference. Oh, okay. Like, oh, yeah. Good. Michael Sarah, perhaps. Um, McLovin. What's that? Cal, that, um, country singer. Uh, the blonde one. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. Ben Affleck. Okay. Um, a little bit of John Cena. Oh, oh, my. I bet you want to [ __ ] John. Yeah. McGregor, if he was like six inches taller. Wait, John Cena. I feel like he would [ __ ] so good. Yeah. Yeah. Ground and pound. Yeah. I just, I don't know. There's something about him that he's like so alpha. And like, I feel like he would dominate. He might break his ankle. Weighs about 145 pounds. Well, that's what I said. Yeah. He looks like a good lay. Like, I think it would be good. True. True. Yeah. So what were you doing before, uh, and how did you blow up so fast? Six million followers, man. That's a lot. Are they, they're real followers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six million, bro. But that bus is a real niche. I feel so. Yeah. How did you blow up so big? I think, um, I've done a lot of other things. Like I'm funny. And I know you are. Fun. I'm a grandma as well. Like, I don't know if you say my Mima character. I dress up as a grandma and like I go to Walmart and I prank people. Come on. I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. And then that's hilarious. Yeah. Okay. And I fall. And then like my ass comes out. So I think that helps. That is great. So your grandmother [ __ ] dump truck? Yes. Pretty much. I think that probably helped me. We should do some TikToks together. Yeah, I love doing. Today, let's do it. Okay. Yeah. You know, I do that. I think probably the Fanbus. Yeah. I think it also, the plus, the hot stuff. So when you're funny and you're hot, I think you're getting a little bit of this is true. Yeah. You're going into unicorn territory. And you know what? You're so good at collabing with other big booty girls. Yeah, we're matching outfits with them and taking pictures. I know. I know. You should see my whole lineup for this week. It's very, it's incred. I guess you did some [ __ ] with Angela White. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. But her tomorrow. Have you looked at her Instagram? It's like good quality. And it's, you know what? I appreciate you too, by the way. When girls have booties, they usually find their one pose and they stick to it. And they have that one mirror selfie with their leg exactly like this. I'm actually needing. I actually think I need to start changing my pose because I'm like doing it a lot. I'm being rep. Like, I need to like. I was gonna say, I think it's good that you. To me, it's, it's switchy. Yeah. You would particularly. You're very good at that. Thanks. You're feeling strong. You know, sometimes you have to be different. You have to be different because, you know what? When a guy is going through Instagram, he's usually jerking off or about to jerk off. Yeah. Of course. Me too. So they want to see different. You know, it's almost like going through a porno and looking at different positions. And you want to see that with the booty pics on the Instagram. The more reserved you can be, though, sometimes is like the more the temptation. Ryan and I only have one trick. What's that? Play dead. Just kidding. But we, we, we always put our expensive arms in the picture. And that's our only angle. Which is understandable, right? We spend a lot. Those guys are like, my watch. Losers. Losers. Yeah. What are red flags and what gives you the ick? Ooh. Bad hygiene. Fair. Penis or teeth or anything? Any of it? Yeah. Um, bad hygiene, probably. Like somebody that, like a guy who looks at himself like through every mirror that passes by. I hate that. Oh my god. My friend Ronnie Ray. If there was four mirrors, he'd get lost forever. Yeah, I think that's the kind of like, eh, for me. Yeah. Um, probably a guy who has too many Instagram pictures for me. Oh, I don't even. But like, okay, so you don't like narcissists? Guys, I think they're hot. No, I do. And that's why I'm sick of it. Ah, that's what I'm saying. These are all red flags. I'm too lazy. Have you had sex with Harry Josie? No. I don't know what that is. Oh, okay. You should. We were looking out for our boy Harry. Yeah. Are you his pimp? He doesn't need my help. He does not. Yeah. Yeah. Is he a porn guy? What is he? No, he was on Netflix too. Out to Handle. And he blew up. And now he's, I'd say the top. And he's really hot and cool. What a great dude. Funny. We love him. Good friend of the show. Been on Twitter. Yeah. And, uh, we're gonna set up Nala. Four days ago, actually, just broke up with her lovely boyfriend, Alfie. And they were co-OnlyFans partners. I would say. Now you have to like look for a new one. I don't even need a new one. Like, my masturbations do super well. And I have so much porn in so many outfits. Like, you're good. I am. I don't even care about finding another [ __ ] toy. Like, yeah, don't care. No. She's coming to EDC with us tomorrow. And she has grand plans to have sex with Steve Aoki. That's what I said. I'm trying to monitor that. Cascade, dude. He went like throwing cakes. Oh, yeah. It's cool. Yeah. It'll be a good one. Yeah. Have you [ __ ] any celebrities? What a question. Um, like a basketball player? Yeah. It's a white player. Yeah. You [ __ ] Steve Nash? No. Luka? No. This one's not Tyler Hero. That doesn't mean anything. Yes. No, it doesn't. I have been around very tall men with very regular size penis. Really? Yeah. Okay. Most of the time, actually. You know Shaq is in Julie's DMs today? No. Shaquille O'Neal. Julie. Anyways, who's the white player? Um, he was like in the Knicks and Golden State. He's older. Lee. David Lee. David. We know David Lee. Is he a legend? How was his dick? Big. It's like nine and a half. Whoa. Oh, nice. You're kidding. Oh, really? That was good. Wow. Wow. Look at Lindsey's face. Incredible. Wow. So if you like white guys, do you like hockey guys or no? I like every. I just like whoever I vibe with, you know. Does money matter to you? No. I always date broke guys. I mean, I'm like, well, you make so much. Yeah, you're pulling seven figures a year at least, bro. Guys [ __ ] good. They have to. They do because they got all this time in their hands, you know? So they're gonna make sure that they're good at something. Absolute science. You know, so how many scenes have you done now, Alexis? Oh, like 300 plus. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. You know what? You've done a good job of keeping them off the web. I feel like I haven't really, but I don't even care anymore, honestly. Okay, because I, I, when I was researching you, I really was looking. I went to page 17. She must have not been telling my name right. You're right. Oh my god. And there is a host actually with your name with an I. She, she works for ESPN. Alexis Morgan. Okay. Oh, yeah. So that's why. What's coming up? Yeah, you put it wrong for sure. Because I, I was actually looking to see. It's a, like sauce. Yes. I should have put another S in there. That's sexy. Oh, I think we're gonna be great. Not been done in porn yet. I know. I like sauce, but like maybe Alexis Tech. Oh, no, she didn't even really do that either. All right. She's coming on the streets. Rebranding. She trademarked it. Is her house real? Alexis Texas. Yeah, I heard it is. Oh, we had a debate today. Actually, they called me stupid. Dumb. Yes. I think you used the R word. Maybe I did. I said, look at Kim K. She posted a great booty. You're so scared. She posted this today. No, no, hold on. Rewind. Ryan Pond. All thought that Kim Kardashian's ass was wrong. Her house looks great, right? Yeah. But does Kim K, you know, you know, does Kim K have a real or fake booty? Come on. Everyone knows the answer to that, bro. None of them haven't asked. Are you seriously asking that? I know she's the reason why they created the BBL on it. I feel like she made the BBL thing green. Oh, yeah. I thought Kylie did it. She had the blue. No, Kim. Kim did this first. She, she is the reason why we are. Ryan, what color is that? Can purple. Kim Kardashian's booty's real. Okay. Good question. No, no, because it was nice in that video. Chipsy. I don't think so. I think she's always had like a bigger bottom. She was always built nice. But I do think that she started doing way too much. Don't you remember she had like a diaper booty like a couple years ago? She was doing overboard. You're right. It was like getting too much. Now it's like getting better. Is that because of Kanye? It wasn't. I think even right before Kanye. Was it? Wow. Have you met Kim K? No. I mean, I would love to. Of course. But I feel like you don't understand your value. To me, you're a superstar. And you're [ __ ] all these scrub broke dudes and not messing around. Kim K, figure it out. Figure it out. That's what I think. I'm doing on time. Jinx. It's okay. I believe you thought Kim Kardashian's ass was right. We're only at 25. Perfect. Let's go another 10. Yeah, that's let's do it. Yes, I think so. But you can have it. She's great, by the way. I want to ask you a lot of crazy. Please do it. Yes. Outside of the eating doughnuts with [ __ ] on them earlier today, what other scenes did you do? Um, in general? Yeah, I've done like a Donald Trump, Biden Fanbus. He and my friend picked up Donald Trump and Biden. Donald Trump invited. Yeah, with their masks on. No way. The White House. Pick them up. Wow. That's fun. That is great. I know. It's so funny. Are you, uh, Kamala? You're playing a Kamala. Place, little Sarah Palin. Um, I've done that. Um, I've done, oh, Squid Games. I did a Squid Games whole section. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. We, and it was, it was, it was great. Asian. We had to go. And I forgot, um, the, the Front Man. We [ __ ] the Front Man. And we were like, we had like, um, guards and everything with the red costumes. Yeah. And then we were like, one of the players. And we woke up. I got kidnapped in the famous. They put me on the come on. Yeah. You know how in the beginning of the movie they put them. And I fell asleep. And I'm in this warehouse. And I got, oh, [ __ ]. And I did the cookie thing. The competition with the girls. Yeah. We did the penis shape to cut them. Incredible. Yes. See, that's what makes the scene so much more fun. Like, not just that, but like, it's creative. And because you're not with a production company, you come up with your own [ __ ]. Yeah. So did you write that one and come up with the kind of thing? Um, I saw this series and I'm like, then I thought about it. Yeah. And you, you put that together yourself. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, that's damn sure. Porn stars are destroying production companies. Yeah, I think 100%. I'm like, I need to do a pictures in here and get a foot long. And then Angela's like, let's do it together. I'm like, good. I'm going to put a dick in a foot long. You know, I feel like Angela White is very, she loves the amateur OnlyFans girls. Yeah, she's like, she like can love anyone. She's, it's really nice. Okay, because every amateur, I don't even want to say the word amateur because it's clearly enough. Okay, but what's the word I'm looking for? Uh, at home. Not OnlyFans content. Academy. I don't know. Not mainstream porn. I know. I know. I don't know. What's the word for that? I just call them like OF girls. I know that. Even, yeah, right. That's it. Because Lindsey's in a OF girl. And I, I've paid for everything. I've seen a nipple. So you know, if you're getting a [ __ ] right girl, it's different. It's gonna be worse. OnlyFans porn star. Okay. No, yeah. I love being called a porn star. You are a porn star. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mind it. You're porn stars that are smart. You're entrepreneurial porn stars. Agreed. Yes. Yeah. Independent porn stars. That's what it is. I love it. Like, you know, like J. Cole, he took forever to sign and he put his music. Just like you guys. See what you did there. Yes. Exactly. So, uh, you ever done a gang bang? Maybe [ __ ]? No, but I masturbate to them all the time. What is this about girls liking? Yeah, Kenya Sunderland said the same thing. She always found herself masturbating to the thought of getting [ __ ] by five dudes. Oh, I would love two guys at least. Really? Have you not had two guys? No, because I need to find two guys that I want to [ __ ]. Be fuddies. I don't know. Let me see what's going on down there and we'll talk. Let's just say you won't be walking funny later. So honest. Yeah. And you're a quickie. So, oh, okay. Okay. And I love it. This is getting. Weinstein is it? No, is it though? No. Is it the, so penis size is very important to Alexis Morgan? Um, I mean, if I, I can do with like a, like a six and a half. I could, I could. But I mean, I'm just thinking about how much I want to [ __ ] a nine-incher. Um, pretend, pretend I'm the nine-incher. No, I could, I could [ __ ] any. I could, I can. I feel good with any of them. They're so good to me. But of course, every girl would love a big. So he's not the biggest penis. Oh, that I have [ __ ]. Yeah. Um, I used to date a porn star who, um, his name's Johnny. No, no, no. Donnie Champ. He was like, uh, good name. Yeah. Johnny Chen. Yeah. He was like, worked for Bang Bros and, uh, Reality Kings and stuff like that. Yeah. Him and like, and I'm currently [ __ ] like, I think I'm [ __ ] one, my second top biggest dick recently. Um, he's just some like French TV reality star. Guys. What do you want from France? Or from Montreal, Quebec? No, from France. This French guy with a big horn. Yeah. You know what? I think French guys have big dicks. No, no, no. I'm serious. Because a couple of my friends, they, Oh, there you go. It's a thing. I didn't think that French guys. I don't mind to Europe soon. And I thought they would have a small day. So excited. The French guys that I've met, and then my friends have, they all have their packing. So it's, yeah. You know what? My, I grew up French, by the way. My parents had me in Montreal. We know. We speak French. And I must say, my French friends did have a productive war. Okay. I don't know what that's about. I know a couple of French words too. What is that about? Foreign for triple D. Wow. Wow. Impressive. You know what? You don't show them much love on the gram. No. Yeah. Well, I'm shooting with the like big girls for the rest of the week. So we're doing a lot of like titty content, you know? Yes. So I'm going to try to like change it up. Girls that have. Thank you. Sex workers. I think that's the word. No, she's like, sex worker. She's like, yes, yes, daddy. Should should be showing all things. You know, I feel like I do a lot of my face too because, you know, your face is your brand. You know what I like about you is when you do the, the eyes, the cross-eyed things. Yes, yes. You're getting like, when you're giving up all the [ __ ] time. It's part of my daily routine. Yeah. Yeah. So I think girls should, you know, show the hot face, show the titties, show the booty, and recycle. All right. I'm gonna keep this in mind. And you've got the dump truck of a [ __ ] and a bomb ass Gucci. Is it, is it bomb? I think so. Please talk about your vagina in three words. Please. Please. A tight squeezed ocean. I don't know. I love that. That's refreshing. Squeeze the ocean. Yeah. [ __ ] I love that. I'm a super squirter. That's my OnlyFans name. No way. Yeah. I named my three-pound chihuahua Squirt. Yeah, I really am. And it's not, um, pee. If you're gonna ask me that. So you actually just go cycle bananas. Yeah. If they're [ __ ] me, then yeah, I can. But I can do this. I can, I, if I need to. And I, I'm not like horny like that. And I need to like do it, you know. Wow. I'll like, I, I could. So do you squirt in every video? Um, my fans are not gonna be happy if I don't. So I try to make sure that. So it's super squirter. My display name on OnlyFans. You know how you could do it? Yeah. No, it's Alexis Super Squirter. Yeah. Wow. If I died via drowning, I'd be a happy man. I think. Yeah. But you'd be very happy with my ocean. Oh, my. Oh, there's actually a guy that dedicated me a song called Ocean by J. Something. And because of how much I, I've. What's good? Wow. And I love to do it because like when they're [ __ ] me like, and I do it, like I know how good it makes them feel. They [ __ ] harder. Yes. Are you sponsored by Gatorade? No. I drink a lot. Can you show us maybe your best squirt, uh, video? It was that hard to find right now? Is that easy access? I'm thinking about to see it. I would love to see it. Yeah, we're here. We're on the time coach. How fast are we going to find this? We could talk during while you look. Yeah. Now that you squirt. No, I've actually never squirted. No way. Apparently, I have to help you. I know. You can't. Apparently, every girl can. So, yeah. I've heard that. However, it's more like the act of sex that gets me. Like, I'm not hung up on the fact that I have to orgasm because I just want, if it's not for you, then don't, like, I don't stress about it because I don't feel like I'm actually missing out on something because one, I can make myself masturbate and orgasm and I'm like, [ __ ] happy, you know? And then, you know, I could get a guy to do it. But it's just like, I'm not in it really for that orgasm. And girls are like, oh, you just haven't had the right guy. But I'm like, no, I just like dick. Well, squirting is the next level. Like, that's a good man. I want to dig inside of you. Orgasms without wetting anything. Yeah, just let me sit on it. But if you'd like to drown someone, hey, I'm sure there's plenty of men out there. Like, obviously, I want to suffocate the [ __ ] out of you. But I just want to take inside of me, man. That's true. That's it. That's so nice of you. Right. I'm here for you. But apparently, to make a girl squirt, for every girl, is, is, is the internal. Everyone's saying that. But I'm just, I've never even experimented. And apparently, pressed on the bladder a little bit. I've been challenged on this many times. So I always feel like I'm just gonna pee. So I'm just like, so you go in and you, and you rub the top of the, uh, the G-spot. Yes. The G-spot. And you do. I don't think that has to do with the squirting there. Yeah, because you, you, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the thing. Apparently, do you like the press on the bladder to squirt more? Does that help? Yeah, you could do that. That's what I've heard. See, I [ __ ] knew it, man. You could do that. Last three [ __ ] people. I never denied that. Yeah. I never. When you, when you actually, you're more sensitive. And then you're just. And that's when it's better. See, Nicole Anderson. I know more about squirting than you. Yeah. That's right. No, I don't. No, you don't. That's, you know nothing. Yeah. But that's the thing. I, when I have all these theories, I bring them up to porn stars. And they tell me I'm wrong. Then I like it. Actually, I sleep that night. Mia Malkova has a reel on Pillow Talk and she says it's pee. And she says that every girl. People. I was in denial. Yeah, these two were laughing at me. And I'm just like, hey, guess what? I have different mixed emotions because like the feeling is that you're peeing. I've heard. However, when I reach that point, I'm like, no, it's genuinely going to be pissed. I know it because I actually have to pee, you know? And I'm like, no, it'll be pissed. I'm going to piss on you. But that's super dominant. So like, it's hot. So I don't mind. But it's not squirting. It's pissing. Have you girls done pee videos? Yes. Golden shower. Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah, that's hot. He was going from like bottom to top. At the bottom. All right, your themes. Oh, yeah. Come on. You're a creative genius. Super Smash. Um, what, what is it? Super Smash. Super [ __ ] Yo Sisters. You know, tell us more about the Super [ __ ] Sisters. Um, well, there's a, there's a model that I work with that we're actually like, like twins on social media. Like we look like in the face. I said, the one that you just did a picture with in the red. Yes. The birthday. I, yeah. So, um, I did that because, you know, we're, yeah. And then, um, we did Mario Luigi. And we had Wario. [ __ ] Wario. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Yeah. [ __ ] Warrior. Harry Potter. Star Wars was amazing. Hey, what'd you do for Harry? Harry Potter? Yeah. What do you mean? What was the theme? We were just like Harry Potter girls. [ __ ] Harry Potter. And who are you? I'm like, the girl. Were you a Hermione Granger with a [ __ ] dump truck? Or are you putting down my hair? Oh, yeah. Guardian [ __ ] my [ __ ]. Of course. That's the whole wand in me and everything. Seriously? Yeah. Yummy, dude. She's good. You gotta do it. You can't put the wand or you can't put the lightsaber in the Star Wars. You're gonna suck. You know, she's getting a sub from Uncle Jimmy. Purple. Do you prefer the straight ones or the crooked ones? Um, he's got a crooked dick. No, no, no, no. The curved ones. They do hit the G-spot more than I've heard. Yeah. But they, geography. They do kind of get a little painful. Yeah. Well, I got you, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like hitting something the whole time. So you're just like, yeah, I understand. But I have based off like everyone at, like girls that I've talked to, we all like the curved dick more. But I don't come across them a lot. I look like I ran full speed into a brick wall with a boner. Yeah. It's a good thing. I think. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me go back tonight. Let's get this. Getting so distracted. I want to show you a good one. You know, yes, of course. That's fair. Okay. Well, no, keep going. Soon, soon. We're at 35. Okay. We should wrap up soon. So, uh, [Music] if you can pull up the video, I would love to see this super soaker. She calls herself super squirter. Okay. In 30 seconds. I got it. Did you lay a towel down or you just [ __ ] ruined? No, I just read everything. Yeah. You know what I love that about? I've had a super soaker in my lifetime. And [ __ ] does it ruin my sleep. You just, you can't lay in it. Nothing. No, honestly. Wet. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. No, when I wake up in the morning and, and I know that there's squirt that I'm sleeping in, I'm proud. I, I feel like a man. Well, I don't think you've ever washed your sheets before. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. And that makes two of us. Chase, I don't think you've ever washed your sheets before. Have you washed your sheets? In our new Airbnb? Yes. Yeah. And I'll tell you why. That's another story. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Dark super soaker enabled. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ]. What? That's beautiful. Can I see you? Okay. It's that's gorgeous. I was excited. I [ __ ] it up. God. Oh my god. Yeah. But I have to like, you know, when I'm not doing it, I'd rather have a guy help me do it because it's to take me longer to do it to myself. To, of course, because I'm not as like relaxed, you know. I think the best way, I think, and you tell me if I'm wrong, is if a guy's doing it, I'm standing up. You're laying down. So I can really use my [ __ ] arm and shoulder, you know? Or put your dick in there and then the fingers and then do it at the same time. I've heard this. Yes. Oh my god. You said that Johnny said this. Kazumi. Yes. Kazumi said her, she had one mind-blowing orgasm where she would, she said she felt high on drugs. No, no. She said she'd like, she saw stars and [ __ ]. She said she went and shot with Johnny since, uh-huh. And he was [ __ ] her. And then he goes, he even said while he was doing, he goes, I have a new trick. Wait till you try this. Johnny Sin said this. Okay, I have a new trick. Wait till you try this. And he put his fingers in while [ __ ] her. It's everything. Bang. And she said, craziest move of all time. Yeah. No, you guys, I'm like, try this out ASAP. Yeah, you put it on top of your dick, I guess. And you pull up. Yeah, you just go up. I did this to a girl. Um, yeah. Keep going. Yeah. I did this to Squirt. It was amazing. It is. Yeah, cause it's like, it's awkward fit in there. Like, no, I get it. But like, it's still awkward. I would imagine you would have to be standing up as the guy and the girl's on the edge of the bed. You couldn't do it laying down. You know what? Have a threesome. Get someone else's fingers in there. Oh, that's hot. That is very hot. Ton. Like, put the tongue in there. On top. I'm gonna try this tomorrow. With your thumb in the ass. Anybody else? Oh, yeah. I'm shooting everybody right here. What are you guys doing? Girl Scout cookies. Gonna knock on a stranger's door. And he's gonna let us in. Give him our cookie. Who's the talent? The girls that I'm working with. Violet Mares. Violet. You know, is that my friend? I think I know Violet. Yeah. And, um, Alex. Yeah, I know Alex Starr. Yeah. Don't know her personally, but she's a great teacher. I want to put my face on her tits. Yeah, I love like milky big white. How are you? Oh my gosh. Oh my. There's so much independent porn stars or OnlyFans porn stars. How do you network with all these porn stars and have them agree to do content with you? Instagram. You just DM. Yeah. Say, hey, it's the easiest way I've ever seen. Whatever you've been doing porn for 30 years and I have 14 times more followers. Do you want to just film with me? And they say, you bet. Yeah. I've been lucky this far. Sometimes I mean, it's not like sure. Not, you know, sometimes I have to like have a friend hit her up for me because they don't follow me. Referrals are the best. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, my friend is really cool. You should [ __ ] him. Pretty much. Understood. Yeah. Yeah. We're at 40 now. Yep. That was a long one. I did have fun though. Great guest. Alexis. Nice girl. Alexis Morgan. Thank you so much. Cool. Yeah. You know, I didn't expect you to be this cool. Oh, damn. I didn't even feel like I just showed all my coolness. You showed. You sure. And we'd love to have you back. You showed me that you squirt. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Very good guest. Yeah. So now, thank you for coming on. Tell them your socials one more time in case they missed you last week. Yeah, it's Fitness_Nala on Instagram and Fitness Nala and everything else. Amazing. And then we have Alexis Morgan, lovely guest. Tell me your socials, please. Alexis, A-L-E-X-A-S-Morgan. That's Instagram. And you can find everything through there. Lovely. What a great show. Darker Mind, Pillow Talk. Talk to you next Tuesday. [Music]