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What are some things that are completely off limits? Through like, it's a no-no. Like, do not touch my hair. Maybe that's the only no-no. That's it. Yeah, 'cause you can't everywhere and anywhere else. Love it. You could record, you could take pictures, you could... What about if it shoots out like, shh, up? Tell me to catch it. Yeah, we got a quad catch it four times in a row. Yeah, that's four. That we never had four. This is wonderful. Make it a game, baby. Make it a game.
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Hey, welcome back to Everyday is Friday. I'm your host Robbie World, and I'm your co-host Teddy Too Stupid. And today, we got a lovely guest today. But before we introduce you, y', we got to go over some ground rules. Yep. Okay, let's do it. All of this is cap. None of this is really. Cannot use this in any federal or any indictment or any civil... I just learned this new word 'cause I had to pay a fine. Civil lawsuits against us or anything with FBI, CSI, anything with I, any federal build investigation or anything that has to do with any cor of RICO cases. And before you try to cancel us, make sure you subscribe. And who we got today? Hey guys, it's Eco Love. How you doing? Eco Love. Eco Love. What you come over with their name? I don't know. I just love a lot of people. I love people, so I just Eco Love. So what was E? EA came from my actual original name, Jessica. The last three letters. I hate the name Jessica. Sorry to all Jessica out there. Jessica is like, really name of Jessica. You like, for real? You got some Jessica, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba. So what I guess, you know, we'd be like, oh, do you want to do into the boring stuff? Well, not boring stuff, but informational stuff. Like, hey, where you from? You know, the whole give gap? Or you want to go to the straight raw dog, raw dog, raw dog? H, of course. Let's do it. Problem. Where's the craziest place you had sex? Uh, Wet 'n' Wild. Wet 'n' Wild was crazy. It was in the middle of a storm. Okay, so they had to get everybody out the water, and you had to kill some time on... What's the Wet 'n' Wild in Orlando, Florida? You never been to Wet 'n' Wild? You've never been? No, I never been. W t-shirt. Cont you say loud like that? It doesn't make me there. Wet and Wild. Well, it's, well, now it's called Volcano Bay. But correct. He must visit more than you do. Know that I'm from Atlanta. Oh, wow. Okay, so you, you had sex in a wedding? Well, sure did. Uh, they had them little tents where you go get your concession stuff, your food, and all. We just popped ourselves up in there and, um, we killed time in front of the wave pool. It... I went that long, like a 15, 20 minutes. I ain't crazy. 15, 20 minutes. That's, that's not, that's not okay. We had a whole, they had us out the water for about an hour. I mean, after that, we went and got something to eat. Okay. Had to. Okay. Thunder went away, rain. Go away. Yeah. Wild. And it was wet, wild, wet, and wild. Definitely Wet 'n' Wild. Okay. Kissing. What body part turns you on the most? I get turned on by kissing a man's back and neck. Mhm. And for me? Yeah, neck. You got to get me in my neck, my neck, my ear. Get nasty. Talk to me. Okay. Sound. What do you do if your partner comes before you are done? Got to get him going again. It's only fair. Got to get him going 'cause I don't want that. Got to get back in the game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you don't be like, oh, no, I leave. Oh, I'm done. No, we got to keep going. That's not cool. Can't do that. I need you to be real right for me so I can get there. Even though, like, don't get me wrong, I'll come off a [ __ ] coming, but, mhm, if you want me to get my rocks off, I need you to get it back up there for me. I, I'll get it there for you. It's no problem. All heroes don't wear capes. Me. You ever had a threesome? Uh, yes. How was it? Yes, horrific. Never did one again after that. You want to explain? Yes. It was my best friend, my ex. Mhm. And was your ex at the time? Or was my ex? It was my man at the time. Okay. Yeah. We was up in Jersey. Oh, it was horrible. I didn't want to do it. It was cool. It was cool. I could probably get back into it, but, um, they was kissing, they was locking lips, and we just don't do that. I think that threw me all the way off. Yeah. For our first timer, I couldn't get past that. Yeah. So you kind... So sent his ass back to Chicago. Damn. And me and my homegirl, we still tight, like, white, you know what I mean? We like this. You was looking, you was like, yeah, you my girl. I ain't tripping off that. The homie got to go, though. Homie got to go. I know he was, he violated. Yeah. Did, did he initiate it? Mhm. I know he, he made his way up there. He, he was just, he was just probably in the moment. And that's exactly what he said. You sound just like him. Moment, especially if you love it. The moment don't need to be up there. The moment needs to be here. I'm the moment. I need to happen. I need my best friend. She my best friend. Like, it's probably one of his fantasies. Like, oh, my. But it's supposed to be 50/50, though. 100%. Like, how, how was the relationship between your man and... Before I give my experience, how was your relationship between your man and your friend? Mhm. Getting too friendly? Like, so that didn't help. That's... Did they... Didn't like each other? No, they liked each other. They were cool. They, they were cordial. They knew each other before the threesome for like a couple weeks. Because, you know, he, he not even from that city. So she was from the city. So he ain't know her. So it worked out for him, I'm pretty sure. It was like, you know, so it was his fantasy. Two weeks in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, he was with me for some time, but two weeks in knowing her. Like, damn. She probably in his mind like, damn. And she was a bad [ __ ]. Sure was a bad. Was in a group chat? You had a group chat? No, we never had a group chat. Is that a thing we do now? 'Cause I... No, I would just, if I, if I want to initiate a threesome, I should probably start a group chat. Group chat? Yeah, that'd be... I'll probably try that. That's not a bad idea. Makes it more fun. I be at the swinger clubs and [ __ ]. So you never know. You go to swinger clubs? Oh, yeah. Orlando Secrets. Shout out Secrets. Orlando Secrets. Hey, I'm... It's fun. You not... Never mind. I got questions. What you got? I've probably looked inside of a swinger's club before. Dabbled? Yeah. Like, no, just more, just looked around. I want that one time. I just felt uncomfortable. Only one? Yeah. 'Cause it's weird. 'Cause everybody weird. I mean, the first time is weird for everyone. There's like, you walking through the, the dungeon. It smells like nothing but a nut rag. Like, see, I need the ones where the beautiful people be. Yeah. No, not the old rag. Like, I'm not gonna lie, it like it was like a crackhead meet up and they was just having sex in Caucasian. Yeah. It was... You about a one night? I suck. Okay. Once in that same apartment where the threesome happened? Get back. Once, but I am not a, I'm not a one-night person. It takes a lot out of me. You can't. I'm too attached. Like, yeah. And then before I even get in your bed, you got to have me like off my feet and souped up. I'm a lover girl. So you love you. I'm a love girl. You got to lie to me, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got to. You guys, I'm sure you guys do. One night stands? Mhm. I used to. Yeah, I used to. I do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 'Cause you're now in a nice relationship. Good for you. Thank you. Happy congratulations. That's so good. That is so good. Thank you. I wish I could find that nowadays. Yeah. It's hard to find. Wait, what do you mean? You, you single? I'm very single. Yeah. I've been single since I had my child. It's almost three years now. So what are you looking for? Uh, a big, stability, chocolate black man with a gold chain. Maybe go some some gold chains. Uh, just one. He could be black, Spanish, white. But what he needs to be have stability in his life. Maybe some kids. You know, it'd be nice to have someone that has an experience. Uh, good dick, of course. You know, keep me happy. Also know when to like, you know, do other things. Like, maybe I don't want it here. I want it from the back. Got to know your, got to know your girl. Got to know your girl. Mhm. Yeah. I'm single and I'm okay for now. I'm not looking for nothing for sure. Think the lonely nights being single. What is your favorite porn category? Porn category? Being lonely, I guess so. Slow. I be so slow. Uh, favorite porn category is between like Brazilian butts, like Brazilian booty, or like fake rape scenarios. Has to be fake rape scenarios. Like a fantasy. Not, I'm not into rape. I like to know, like, [ __ ] will be masked up, you know, like, I want this [ __ ], let me take it from you. So that is that one of your fantasies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you want... I wouldn't mind that. Hell yeah. A mask is so [ __ ]. Be tied up and [ __ ]. Oh, I don't know about being tied up. That's scary. But maybe if there's, if there's a safe word and I trust them to let me go, then yeah. 'Cause I don't trust nobody. How do you make a man fall in love? I cheat by spoiling him. I like to spoil my men. Um, always give him good head. Driving head is the win-win. And I love giving head. It's the win-win. It is the win. Ladies, ladies, take [ __ ]. Honestly, dirty [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. If he's grumpy, he's something, baby. He on the phone arguing. Just even if you driving. I love it. My favorite is when they're driving. I don't know why. It's like the rush. The... Don't kill us both. Don't [ __ ] kill his... Your feet like this [ __ ] [ __ ]. You got to drive with a toe. I want to make, I want to make a [ __ ] be like, [ __ ] this, I'm pulling over. Get me [ __ ]. That I did it one time in my Tesla. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A couple times. 10 times. 10 times. Yeah. I know that's right. A Tesla. Hello. What position makes you come the fastest? I'm so boring and [ __ ]. Missionary. I need to see the face. I need to hear the huffing, the hot breath, the all that. And I can see down and I can see it. So you're like sweating all that too? Sometimes. Sometimes. It can't be like, you can't be profoundly sweating on me. You cannot drench me. But, but okay. Yeah. Let me drench you. Don't drench me. Oh, so you like squirting? I like squirting. I do. Who don't like squirting? That's a nice level. Like a water, water fountain. [ __ ] squirt in my mouth. Try to catch it. Try to catch it. What are your biggest dating horror stories? They're just all broke men. They're all very sad stories. Uh, the worst dating story. There's so many. Yeah. It all been let downs. Which one that you can like, like, okay, I shouldn't even, like, all right, y'all want to hear this? This person gonna [ __ ] me. Don't say no names. I'm not gonna say no names. But, and this is very much still 2024. [Music] Damn, this [ __ ] is some [ __ ] crackhead [ __ ]. Hung out with dude bowling alley. Bought the clothes. Barely got some drinks in me. Just a couple drinks. Uh, mind you, I haven't had sex since [ __ ] November. So, you know, I'm like, acting like I'm, I'm getting there, whatever. Go back to his spot after driving like 40 minutes to get there. It's an apartment. That's cool. And we get in there. I changed. I was soaking wet from the rain. Not even 5 minutes in, he grabs me, grabs the bottle, takes me to his room. So he lays me down and he opens my legs. I'm not against this. At this point, I'm like, okay, [ __ ] it, maybe this is the time. Mhm. Mhm. And not even like seven or eight licks in, I see this shadow just emerge from right behind this man's right shoulder. It's a whole wifey. She done just clock this man in the [ __ ] eye socket from the coochie POV. Right. I'm sitting there like, oh my God, oh my God. No, no lie, no lie. I caught my homegirls right after I left 'cause I done got roped up a little bit. She done grab me and everything. I was like, I didn't know nothing. I had no idea. Wa, y, y, y, y. Fought. We didn't. I, I didn't fight back because first of all, she only grabbed the hair. She wasn't like hitting me or anything like she was like, get off. Basically, she was just tight. And, and all you hear, this man, this man was very skinny, like, you know, he's very skinny. And she was very much so brolic. All right. And, um, it took him about like three, four minutes. Yeah. Jersey. Three, four minutes for him to get her about about the apartment. Coming to find out, that is actually not only his like wifey, that's like his baby mama. Yeah. That's your baby mama? Like, uh-uh. You know, finally got her through the door. And you, all you hear some crazy [ __ ]. I'm over here like, M, get your [ __ ]. Wa, why you going out there? We're not going to talk about it. I'm just gonna go. She, I'm not gonna hit her. I'm not gonna hit her. I was like, yeah, I didn't know. But you got this. And I opened the door and I [ __ ] grabbed my heels and I walked by her. I was like, Mommy, I'm so sorry. Didn't know. She goes, no, I know. 'Cause while she had me, I was like, unhand me, unhand me, hand me. But she had me and he on her. Let her go. I'm like, unhand me. I don't know what y'all got going on. Unhand me. She let me go. So she might have been like, a another Aries, a Taurus, or somebody that's like level-headed. Like, you know what? Shorty didn't know. It's on the [ __ ]. Like, yeah. She let me rock out. Once he kicked her out, I just left. And that was the craziest thing that ever [ __ ] happened to me on the first date. F, you see that was the last date I've been on. That had to be in Atlanta? No, no. That was definitely Orlando. Goddamn. Orlando is SL. It's [ __ ] Horando. Slando. Orando. Orlando. Damn. She said she a shadow. That was that. I ain't been on the date. Oh, man. Yeah. Cool though, right? Y'all wanted a story. There was that one. That was. I remember calling the strip club right after, like, y'all at the house, Mom. Y'all would not believe what just happened. Get all the girls back here. I'm about to tell y'all something. I should have been at work. And I didn't. That wasn't. Oh, so that's where y'all. That's where initiated at the at. Oh, where I just should have went to work that night. I took a date over that. Yeah. That's what I get. Little hair pulling. Yeah. Well, at least you want to know, like, fist fight. I know. Look like you, you know, I respect. Oh, hell yeah. But I respect. Yeah. No, for sure. Hell no. I ain't getting in that. She told me she married him a couple days before that. While I'm walking down the hallway, like, we just got married. I was like, oh, damn. This [ __ ]. He was probably, he was probably trying to. He was so close. And I know 'cause you know what he said? What you mean close? No, he, we were close. He technically, that's a body. No, not body. He got like six licks. Yeah. He got like six licks. Licks. That's not a body. How that's a body? He could have got an STD. How? By eating vagina. Yeah, you can catch S. I know that. But I mean, I've never had no problems like that. But that's crazy. Good to know. So six licks. You got to get to this. You got to get to the the inside. One, two. Tell you that is not a body. I feel bad for him 'cause he still be trying. Dog, he's cool though. 'Cause he fumbled you. He fumbled me. I know. I feel so bad that he fumbled me. But it's, you know, whatever. Cute. But sorry, baby. How do baby mama look? Oh, why you gonna do that? I think she was wearing a do-rag that night. Like it was real scary. Like I got, I got a [ __ ] picture. Damn. Do-rag. But yeah, he look like this, and she look like this. It took that man full three minutes and all his mighty might to get her up out that door 'cause [ __ ] what? SC. And then when we go to the closet, she talk. I'm about to give my bag. The only thing in her bag is a [ __ ] pistol. So, okay. So when she was ready, she came out that closet. Oh, she was already closet. She was in the house. I said, how did she have that? I gave her a key. Okay. So you gave her a key? No wonder she popped out your closet. She knew you was up to some ho [ __ ]. 100%. Lock the door. She had a key to the... You, dude? Yeah. We a have no chance from the jump. She sat there and watched us the whole time. It was like 5 minutes. I'm telling you. Took a couple shots. Went to the room. Six licks in. Bro, D, bro, what the [ __ ]? Yeah. Worst day ever. But fellas, check your closet. Man, check your closet. [ __ ] your lock. [ __ ] check your lock. [ __ ] get the security cameras. Let's tell. Let me tell you how you do it. Tell. Oh, she trying to hide in the closet. You got had that security camera from your room. Not even that. Like, if you know you got a key, bro, I would be like, we, hold on. Like, you know what I'm saying? Let me go make sure she, you know what I'm saying? Ain't gonna lie, when you on the game, when you in the game like that, when you focused, you not gonna be, bro, you not gonna think, let me check my closet. You know what I'm saying? But she had a key though. I would, if I knew I had a girl and she had a key, I, she can say, oh, I'm out of town. N, let me D, let me make sure. That's why, that's why you got to get an August lock. An August lock. As soon as that door open, it notifies your phone and let you all know about that, man. I know what that is. Don't know about [ __ ]. Know that I'm saying. Other [ __ ] like [ __ ] like really from the street, they really had [ __ ] before. We don't know about that [ __ ]. Well, guess what? [ __ ] from the street, they had. She a [ __ ] August lock. You get no [ __ ]. Yeah. It let you know. It let you know the date and time somebody unlocked it. Notify when somebody unlock it. Yeah. Got to keep them logs in. I would have seen that [ __ ]. Oh, no, somebody came in at 6:05. It's 7:02. Somebody in [ __ ] and they did not open back. These [ __ ] still in. They are in this [ __ ] right now. Who is in this house? I am shooting. You got to be smart. Okay. On a scale from 1 to 10, okay, how do you rate the appearance of your partner's [ __ ]? Well, you don't got a partner. But M. No, well, like the partner meaning like whoever that person is in The X Factor at the moment, not your actual like current partner if you have one. I mean, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all don't want to. How you? Okay, okay. I about say, what's up? Get Nitty Gritty 'cause y'all gonna hold back. No, not your penis. Oh, oh, rate our girls' vagina. Rate your girls' vagina. The first one. All right, let's, let's rate the dick, bro. Okay, I'm interested in the dick. Some dick. Okay, honestly, I'm like six and a half. No, not six. Seven. And are you being humble? Huh? Yeah, be humble. I'm gonna be real 'cause sometimes, ain't gonna lie, I nut quick. But second, I love [ __ ] at nut quick. Really? I do. Yeah. I'm here for a good time, not a long time, baby. Cool, cool. Not all heroes. Okay, cool. I love. I get out the way. I let. Look, I let every girl know. I let every girl know. I'm not gonna lie. First round is gonna be super, super quick. Second round, we can go. Say that 'cause they be like, that. They be like, I'm gonna let you know. We gonna go again. We gonna go again. We gonna go again. I ain't gonna talk [ __ ]. Even though on some drunk [ __ ], I ain't gonna lie, baby. [ __ ], we gonna have to go a couple of them. But that first one gonna be super quick. Get it out the way. Probably like two minutes. And you. What? One out of 10? Or do you want to know the size? Okay, now I want to know both. One out of 10? What you rate? One out of 10? I rated like an eight. Um, seven. Seven and a half. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Got to get your girl in here. I got to ask her. What? No, you go. Cooch. What's the fastest you ever made someone come? Speaking of, you know, quick shooters, man. Listen. Back room and Coco. I didn't even got to touch the man. It maybe like two songs in. He had four. Yeah. It was cool. He n... It just by himself right there. Four songs. There was four songs. He didn't make it through four songs. He did it the second song. So that's like, so it was no, it was no like, it was no like insertion. None. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's good? I gave him a good show. Come see me. That's all to take, man. Come see me, baby. LA Palace. LA Palace. Shout out to LA Palace. And get a love LA Palace. Going. Get all. What going? Not your head. Hit in the mic. Do you like anal? So I am open to anal. Sometimes I like it more than others. It just depends the size of the girth. You got to, you got to be gentle with me 'cause I'm so scary. I be like, oh my God, oh my God. So you choke up? Yeah. You got to loosen me up. I got to take like a Xanax or something. And I'll be real calm, calm, and collected to get you the booty. Would you rather have money or love? Love. Love. I'm a corny one. I want love. I'll be, I'll be happy under a rock like Patrick Starfish with the love of my life and my kid. I'll be happy. So, but on the whole radar, of course, money. Money comes first. Money makes me happy. But yeah, realistically, love. Love does. Money make you happy or does the power of money make you happy? The power of money makes me happy 'cause they make it so important. I got to have it. But yeah, for me, very much so happy too. And I've been on my lowest and I've been really happy. Thankful of pride, baby. Thankful of pride. Especially when you grow up and you ain't got nothing. You go through [ __ ] SK [ __ ] you fiz. You just normally used to whatever your parents give you. You don't know nothing. Somebody asked me something about some shoes the other day. I didn't even know the name they were talking about. I still don't know sneakers like that. I'm not a sneakerhead. I'm not. You must be. You from Atlanta? You from Atlanta? It's different out here. They, it's different like in Florida. Like, I would say Atlanta is definitely bigger, more like big like on their cars. They're more bigger on like their their shoes and [ __ ] presentation for you guys is like, yeah, it's like part of y'all. Out here trying to fake it. I had some [ __ ] called airs. They want Air Forces. Sh called airs. So the bottom, very bottom of them look like forces. So what you do? You got to wear long jeans with them to cover to cover the actual. Yeah. Like, man, that [ __ ] was, man. What? Right. Florida. You know, I had a thug it too. You ever had Shakaris? Shakach? They you sell them at P's? The [ __ ] is I work. Listen. Was the vibe? That's all I wore. My mom, they supposed to be Harachi, but they Shakaris. P, P, bro. Shaq was Chad got rich off that [ __ ]. Man, Chad got rich as [ __ ] off. He like, I'm want to say 'cause Walmart was selling Shacks. Pay L for selling Shacks. Shq was the first celebrity I ever encountered, I want to say, when I first like hit the scene at like 18. Mhm. And he fixed my bumper. He was such a nice man. 'Cause he lives in Orlando, you know? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, when in that area. So, but, um, he had like a hookah lounge and everything called Cleopatra's. He gave me my first hookah. I never even smoked hookah. He gave me my first hookah. It was so cool. Mhm. Shaq was a nice guy. Shout out to Shaq. What size do you prefer when it comes to the bedroom? Okay, so I like girth more than length. Um, and you can literally be. Let me give you a little. Well, hold on. Actually, we got a bag of dicks right here. Oh, you a lie and a half. For real. Get the [ __ ] out. I'm a truth and a half right here. You go. Not a whole bag. Not a whole bag. Oh, oh, there's options. Everyone loves options. Yo, I want to know who picked these out. This is a good, this is good choices. It's giving me Rick and Morty vibes over here. Oh, pickle Rick. Okay, let's do example. Girth. I'm gonna go the most decent one you got right here. I don't know if y'all ladies can see that girth. You can still kind of touch their nails. Okay, 'cause this body right here, I ain't with that. Ain't with that. Um, and why you not with that one? 'Cause I want to enjoy it. I don't want to be running from it. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes the stretch does not feel good. I got to be [ __ ] up. You better have me rolling or something. I better be all right. And length. And length, baby. We can get by it with the girthy one. Okay, let's be real. I'm not trying to get it all up the way in my rib cage. I like nice and easy. You know what I'm saying? No, y'all don't know what I'm saying. Name three celebrities that can get it right now. Celebrities, actors, and rappers. Okay. Actors and rappers. Athletes too. You know what? Vinnie's a little short, but I've always wondered. V. Diesel. V. Diesel. Yeah. Professor F. Yeah. Professor. A man. You just want to start a family? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Who else can get it? Who else can get it? Who else could get it? [ __ ] it was so on board. [ __ ]. Probably Future. Got to give it to the man. He is the [ __ ] man. Future gets it. And third, Drake. That's [ __ ] up. Right? Who, who side you on right now? I smell another mixtape coming. Future, baby. I'm a Future baby. Okay. Have you ever went down on someone and may smell bad that you stopped? Reason. I got to see it through. My boy, it's just about reputation at that point. A triple. Not all heroes. Jesus. Damn. [ __ ]. See it through. That's. See if it might be that bad. Just snig over there to the bathroom. That's about it. Get him in the shower. But I'm still gonna handle you. Reputation. What is your tech go-to technique when giving head? Double hands, spit, and suck. Where the dicks? No, no. I'm gonna put that [ __ ] in my mouth. You dropped them? Yeah. Maybe not with the double hand. The double twist and dip, all that. And then get at the tip. Certain men are more about the tip. Certain men's about the whole thing. What are you guys? I'm a tip guy. Yeah. That's the sensitive part. Yeah. You just go crazy on the tip then? Yeah. N, you can do the whole, the do the whole sh for sure. But when you feel him like getting there, you just stick to the tip. Yep. That. You stick to there. You go. Tip. I'm weird. Why? I'm more like a shaft guy. Like I just like roughness on the shaft. Real [ __ ]. No, that's, that's a thing. That's a [ __ ] thing. Yeah. All the way. Did it like that 'cause you got to, got to go grip hard or like the tip? It don't. I think I lost like, damn, like I'm not, I'm desized. So it's like, youens like, for real, like, bro, I'm promise. See, I can't share this. No, this is what you say. Sensitivity. Like full sensitivity. Yeah. So it's like, so you got to get down, right? So you got to get the shaft. And that's a lot more work. You got to put the balls in the mouth and all at the same time. For you, that's, I think that's my St. Sol. Late for you. I don't know what that means, but hey. Mean you got to do a lot of tricks on that dick. You know. Can you come off? He? Yes. I love you. Hell yeah. I can. It's happened. Okay, cool. It takes a lot. It look like it takes a lot. Sometimes. Take a lot. Sometimes it don't. It just depends on who it is. It takes a while. I'm being real. I'm being real. And that's because it's lost. Long time. Doesn't mean it wasn't whack. And just because I came quick doesn't mean it was good. Okay. Oh, [ __ ]. Damn. Never a compliment. Take as a compliment. Real quick. Hold up. M. Do you curl your toes when you guys nut? Is that a good? Hell yeah. Yeah. M. I love when a man curls his toes. The carpet. Bo trying to D. Look, I be like, Y. And that's how I know. I be trying to be trying to hold the veins of my. I be. You think I'm trying to like Goku some [ __ ]? Oh, [ __ ]. I be in that [ __ ] like grabbing sheets and [ __ ] like, okay. Needed to know for a friend. Ask. It's like, you got to have a good core for that [ __ ]. You got to have a core. Got to have a core. What is your biggest pet peeve in the bedroom? If they stop to pick up the phone or text or they got a play going on. You better show some respect. Absolutely. Damn. At least in Orlando, there's not that much business in the world. Unless, unless it's like some money play. Better be a [ __ ] where you me shopping and get me a bag and still be good and still be like, it was like, I love you, Mom. If my mom, I mean, even plays are just little like, you know, do that sh on. So that's pet peeve. Um, but I'm trying to get this money for you. Whatever. Like she said, it's cool if it's a money play. Be a big money play. I know that's right. You want the [ __ ] nails, don't you? You want the nails and toes, don't you? Let me get the [ __ ] plate. Well, I hate when a [ __ ] notices that it's going dry and acts like it's not. Like, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. I never experienced that. A lot. That's dry. I like it like, I never experienced it going dry. Wow. No. Well, because check it out. If a [ __ ] got a fan on in both directions or in one direction, let alone like it's hitting you right. Let's think about it. That's some Jersey [ __ ]. They got to be some Jersey. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, when it's cold, you know what I'm saying? Better does dry you up. A man needs to be. I don't like when a man's fully sweaty. So I'm with the fan on and I don't like to sweat. But the minute you notice that the p is going dry, it's only because you're going in and out so much that it's not working with the fan. Turn the fan off. Turn the fan off. And then get to, you know, getting in there, lubing it up, or spitting if you don't eat [ __ ] s you to hell. But anyways, if you don't eat [ __ ], then handle it somehow. But don't act like you don't feel what I feel 'cause I'm feeling it. A little, a little friction here. A, damn, hit that [ __ ]. That happened one time. What I just stopped. I just stopped. That's real though. Sometimes you just got to call it quit. Yeah. Go smoke a blunt. That's it. Sometimes you sleepy for real. And then and give her a Sprite or something like her on you and get you right. Get it right. Soon as my [ __ ] he looking like, what do you mean? Get us right. No, I don't know what that means. All I know is more saliva. What is your deepest sexual fantasy? You know what? I, I've never, like, other than that threesome. Mhm. That was more to please him with my best friend. Mhm. I would like to have sex with a girl. And I really haven't that I want to have sex with, you know what I mean? So, like, a bad, big booty [ __ ], [ __ ], small waist, not big tits, decent sized tits. Got to have that face. There's a [ __ ] them face that you have to have. Like, for me, the face kills the body. You need the face. You got to have that [ __ ] face. Have the face. A [ __ ] face. You don't know the [ __ ] face? Like the face like that boot. That face like you could just like, you can nut on a [ __ ] face 'cause her face is so bad. She might have a little mold here or there. The eyes, the lashes are giving like [ __ ] lashes like cumbr yellas. Damn. Come correct, baby. Cumbras. Yeah. You got to have the lips too, though. Yeah. Is a major thing for me. Lips. Lip. Yes. You got to show me what you working with. You got some suckers on you, baby. You got some DSLs. And I'm not lesbian. And I get turned on by females. Like, for real. [ __ ] turn me on. When I look at porn, I look at the females. I do not look at the man. It's not about the [ __ ], it's about the females. What's the wildest thing you ever done doing sex? I don't feel like that was too wild. I mean, [ __ ] [ __ ] me in the butt and I ate it up. You not crazy. Um, excuse me. You know, he just, he liked the back entrance. And I want, I love passionately to please my man. And I will soak it back up with a little [ __ ], you know. And so that was about it. But it didn't taste bad. Hello. Yeah. Hello. Shout out to the Patrick Star. I got back there. Could you see yourself happy in a relationship with a man with multiple wives or girlfriends? Nope. Another [ __ ]. I tried to date in 2024. Damn. Sure enough, you starting you off right. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still celibate. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. Not by choice. These [ __ ] is failing with double Fs, bro. Damn. They is [ __ ] failing. Like I cannot make this [ __ ] up. Can't make it up. Y'all [ __ ] this [ __ ]. I dated told me from the jump in like little text message that like, you know, he's into poly and he's into like being married. Mhm. And having more than one wife. That was his goal. Whatever. I'm thinking I could change a niggaer or like, boy, you just need this right here. Right. M. That [ __ ] only got his dick sucked. Took me shopping and everything. Got his dick suck. But that was it. Like, because he was dead ass. And guess where I [ __ ] found that [ __ ] at? What? Recently had a [ __ ] swing party with his girl. And he done jacked his. She sucked his dick to me. I'm in the [ __ ] pool. Just titties out, playing with my friends, bouncing around. I was in the [ __ ] jacuzzi at first. And they [ __ ] sat there for the most of the time I was there with my friend. My boy was like, you know them? I was like, they know me. And sure the [ __ ] enough, they left when I left. When I'm to the second floor, I'm in the main pool. And I'm just jumping around, bouncing, titties hanging with [ __ ]. You know, just getting in active, getting right. That [ __ ] getting his dicks up up to the right quarter like 1:00 [ __ ]. Just getting his dick suck. My homeboy like, damn, that [ __ ] getting it to you, bro. And de staring at me. And she know about it. And I was like, whatever. Get your KN off. Yeah. So, no, it didn't work for me. I need a one-woman type of guy. Let me give it to you. That's so bad. Why? That's bad. I'm just saying that's just. It's sad for y'all, but it's not bad. It's fair for both parties. Fair. It's just like, yeah. What, where you say this party was located? Do they have this old weekly? A weekly party? It was like a EDC on the water. It was a good event. Wow. EDC on the water. Damn. Where is these located? Aren't we going to, um, Orlando soon? Yeah. Trey, we going to Orlando. We going to Orlando. Yeah. We going for the week. We going for the week. Is it a week or a weekend? Just give us a win. When the [ __ ] did I go? I don't know. I do too much. So when we come down there, you got to go. I'm with y'all. I'mma take y'all to hang the [ __ ] out. What's a man's weakest quality? Not understanding, not comprehensive, like not, not what's the word? Not, um, empathetic. Is that a word? Like not having empathy. Not being able to like feel the situation and move properly from that. You know what I mean? Like, can't read the room. Yeah. Gotcha. Can't read the room around your friends. And doesn't get it. Like, you got to, you know, go smoke a cigarette or something. Mhm. No. Yeah. That would be the weakest quality. If you just don't know when to do what to do. Like knowing you like, okay, I'm tripping. Let me, let me go. Or I'm looking a little crazy right now. It's a room full of females. Maybe let me, let me take myself back a little bit. You know, just to be a gentleman and make sure the ladies have their space to do what they... I hate that moment. Like where some... That awkward moment. That awkward moment. 'Cause you know a female most likely want you there. Like right there. Like right there. I'm like that. I like my [ __ ] right there with me and my friends. You got to be one of the home girls. Thank you. You got to be one of the home girls. But there time where the home girls don't want the home there. And so, yeah, you got to read the room, babe. I remember having a hold you that just brought me back to a traumatizing time when like I went on stage and was auditioning for, like, school trial to do something. And I got booed off stage trying to sing like Pussycat Dolls. Like, nobody's gonna love you better, boy. I'm telling you. Some girl put me to that. She goes, no one's gonna tell you. Please don't go back up there. That was the saddest day of my life. I wanted to be. Wait, were you in high school? This was middle school. Middle school. Coral Springs Middle School, Fort Lauderdale. You went to Coral Springs? I did. Oh, [ __ ] right next to Sawgrass. I used to go skating and Sawgrass. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. We real Floridian. I sh. I didn't go there, but I know exactly. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. Every Friday, we, we thinking about getting house. Every day, Friday. Do you let a man know his sex game is trash in a way? Yeah. What's the way? In a sense, you want to tell him how to correct it. So I'll be like, you know, baby, stick around there a little bit. Couple more seconds than what you normally do. You be right there. And then you stop. Well, like that. And then get to it. Come back up. Or if I need you to lube or do something, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. And the most nicest, most humblest. But that doesn't mean it's whack. It just mean, you know, that doesn't mean it's whack, right? It just means that you're lacking. Somebody that's like whack. There's a chance where you will lose. Yeah. Oh, you mean like somebody who's dead ass having a f here you go. Dang it. Then I fake nut and I get about my business. I will get it over with so quick. How you fake nut? I fake nut. I like, baby, I come so much. I already. I came when you sucked it in. I just to said that to a couple of n. I'm sorry, y'all. Hey, y'all. I got [ __ ] watching this [ __ ]. Probably be like, damn, bch. Right? Like you're like, damn. But she probably would lie. She lied to me, bro. Damn. She said she, she said she had to go. That's the problem. Tell me if I don't sleep over. That's a way of telling 'cause I like to cuddle after. Okay. You can't just do me and kick me out. You do that? That's crazy. I'mma go crazy. I'm an Aries, so I get a little fiery. Yeah. We right here. Yeah. We right here. Okay. Yeah. No, 'cause I'm, I feel like Aries are just generally crazy. Like, yeah. Yeah. They [ __ ]. Have you had one? Have you? What's your girl's sign? She is a [ __ ] Aquarius. Don't [ __ ] this up. Don't [ __ ] this up. Aquarius. Aquarius is good. Aquarius is great. Yeah. Super supportive. She crazy? Yeah. Super supportive. Supportive. But yeah, don't play. If you got off of 5K to go on a date, would you go? Uh, yes. Yes. Paid date. Absolutely. But the date ends up in his bedroom. We could end up there. We gonna play dominoes. We play. I'm talking. I spent. I want to spend my 5K on something like, okay, I want to make sure we eat. Go do [ __ ]. Do activity. You better take me on the cruise and give me some shrooms. Yeah. I want. Don't even know them. I try. I'm giving y'all the [ __ ] keys. Give me some shrooms. Give me some E. Give me a little something. Get the edge off. Even a little bar. Don't me bar. Okay. Love me. Xanax, bro. I ain't gonna hold you. I'm a little Xanax. What about ecstasy? Say less. I ain't gonna hold you. I love.
It all. Can we just give you Jesus? Please, no, man. No, man. I rebuke in the name of Jesus. I got a Jesus piece right here. If you, I know I got a Jesus piece right. What you mean? You act like you, you ain't know. No, I know. I didn't know. Wow. Can I show you? Yeah, yeah. This going for that. That is dope. Oh, oh, like hanging. That's a Jesus piece. Yeah, that's that's a C. This will give you some holy juice. Oh, oh, this a Jesus piece. That's a holy. You thought I had a chain around my waist and hanging in the thy face? Oh, no. I mean, that's still a piece right there. Yeah, that's still, that's still, y-a two-piece. Listen, I hit you with the, I, I hit you with the. You got some confessions? You need some holy juice? Yes, I do. Holy water, throw it on me. Hello. Uh, what's the weirdest thing someone asked you to do for money? Oh, I got a video of it too. Knock him out. He wanted to get knocked out at the strip club. Why is that a thing? Yo, is it? No. Yes. A lot of bro. Oh, I mean, [ __ ] I like going say name but trigger [ __ ] [ __ ] that trigger. She do that [ __ ] pay $110,000 for that [ __ ] oh to beat somebody up or like [ __ ] somebody just asked me recently on Instagram like, hey, like when are you going to follow up? Like, and I didn't even know how to price them. Say 5K. No, 10. And I was like, you got to include the space and everything. Like, I don't know. I still didn't open it. The after he responded to that cuz I'm just playing dumb cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm going to do. Like, you got to be like, you okay? You good? You sure? Okay. Are you sure? No, they really people like that. They really want to get treated like [ __ ] You know what I want to run into is a man that likes to be humiliated? Like, you know, like the little dick videos where [ __ ] is like, you know, like, humiliate me, slap it, tell me, and a [ __ ] spit on it and don't suck it. I want to humiliate a man. You seen those videos? I don't know. Maybe you haven't. Trigger. All we got a friend who the [ __ ] is trigger? Y. She her home girl. Her name is trigger. She do that [ __ ] can't be humili. She humiliate man. Yeah, like it's a dude, but she, but they const. They do cont. Of course, you can't do that [ __ ] he said I can't do that [ __ ] you ain't going to be kicking me in my balls. B got be confident. Oh, yeah. I just saw video. Shorty doing that to a man in the parking lot. She just kicked him in this [ __ ] shorty was. That's who that is. That's exactly trigger. The girl. Is that her name? Big booty right? Glasses? Glasses? Oh, with the tattoos and the trigger. Oh my God. Shorty. Shout out to trigger. Trigger. I seen that video. SE like what them with the big boot? Yeah, the big boot. Red boot. Bow. Yep. That's trigger. Shout out trigger. What up? You need to put me on trigger cuz I want to kick [ __ ] in they sack all the time. Okay. What do you think about for your [ __ ] to get wet? Yo, the weirdest [ __ ] what the weirdest [ __ ] yo, are you? Hold on. She said, listen, I'm going just be honest cuz [ __ ] it. Why not? Um, [ __ ] get wet. [ __ ] I've even thought of my partner [ __ ] and sliming a [ __ ] out. Like, like that. That was weird to me. I'm like, why am I thinking of him doing a [ __ ] dirty like dog in a ho? Like it turned me on just imagine him [ __ ] like a certain ho I might have found in his phone. M. Imagining it. You go through phones? I sure did. I had my fair share. I don't play like that no more. [ __ ] Yes, I learned my lesson. It's still there. Uh-uh. Listen, I guess cuz I haven't been in a relationship since baby daddy. But even with baby daddy, when I check that phone after the baby shower that I paid for. Boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa. You checked this phone after the baby shower? Yeah, yeah. After the baby shower that I paid for. Don't forget that. I paid for part. Yeah, that's really what get to me. Like if I'm paying for [ __ ] yeah. Got yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the man. That's not [ __ ] fair, bro. [ __ ] I remember checking the phone and be like, really [ __ ] cuz yeah, you spend all this [ __ ] money. I know you. I had to buy your fit for the [ __ ] baby shower. [ __ ] I bought your fit. Like, yeah, so you want to make show. Like it was Burberry? Wasn't it? It was a knockoff Burberry. He got no real [ __ ] he got [ __ ] Armani Exchange. Mall. Damn. You did it like that? Damn. He still look good and he felt good. So yeah, no. What we talking about? We talking about uh what you had just ass things to get you wet and you think about your man dogging another [ __ ] right? Dogging another [ __ ] and then yo, this is weird. M. This is the weirdest thing I've ever looked up in porn and I. This is the weirdest [ __ ] I've ever looked up. We probably heard it. You really think so? Okay. I'm like watching horses [ __ ] yeah. Nope. Nope. That's not the weirdest thing. This is the weirdest thing. No, think this about this weirdest thing. No, she said horses. It's animals. So I want, I'm into like animal, not cruelty, clearly. Like bestiality is what it's called. Like, like a beast [ __ ] you like don't like me like that. I'm not even looking like off Beauty and the Beast. Like Beauty and the Beast. Like dead ass. Like having a creature dog you out. Big dick through your throat. You know what I'm saying? Like you seen them animes? I don't know if you all seen them anime videos. But actually, bro, you know sometimes if you watch porn too much, they'll pop up as ass. I like cartoons. Viruses, man. I I played the games where like rub the click make her sh. When the ass pop up on the computer. Have done it before. Time they like play with the titties. That be more mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz anime be fired. I haven't watched porn all year. All year. Wow. You're such a good man. I used to have a problem with porn. With men watching porn. Like I had cameras in my house. Ask my baby daddy. You know, I sent him screenshots of him like [ __ ] like tight up. Not in my house, baby. You better take that [ __ ] to your mommies. Damn. [ __ ] couldn't even get a load off. Pce. [ __ ] he n. You had the cameras in the house. That other [ __ ] should have had the cameras in the house. That [ __ ] the camera. You see what I'm talking about? And you know the camera's got motion sex. So you be like, the [ __ ] what in my living room? And goddamn three. Listen, listen, listen. We went to the sex store. I'm really down with the shits. Like I'm freaky Dey as [ __ ] with my partner. I'll do whatever. I went to the sex store and bought one of them little [ __ ] like fake fat asses. The jiggly ones on you. [ __ ] Yeah, I got one of them [ __ ] actually. Oh, I think it's so vir. Like when I look up porn sometimes, I look up porn where you're like [ __ ] dolls. Like seeing a man [ __ ] a doll. Like they're. Don't, don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. Yeah, he was looking at me crazy. He was looking at me crazy. Like, hey, you got to see a man [ __ ] a doll. You know, and it's weird. Don't get me wrong. It's a little miniature sized doll. It kind of gives like weird, but it don't. It hit. And so we got one of those, right? Bro, I kid you not. I can call this [ __ ] this [ __ ] knew I would know every time he took it out the box. Every time he re, like placed it differently. It was by the way, was wet. Like I could tell when he played with it without me. I told him I give it to him. Why? Because I told him, this is for us, right? This is for us. No, it's for you. It feel like you. If you mad because he hitting that and you bought it for. And I knew it. We were going to do it. But listen, I'm not setting you up because I'm telling you like, yo, don't do it without me. Or at least like, let me watch. Like why do you think I bought this [ __ ] fake ass [ __ ] and doll? Like I want to see you expect that sit house all day. He walked by that [ __ ] he he work and he did work. And when he get home, you got to wait till I get home. Like two hours. The man would try to get to it real quick and put it back in the box. [ __ ] I could tell by the oils. Like whatever you use. Like I could tell by how wet it was or if it had like the little lint on there. I knew. I [ __ ] one day I had enough. I swear I was pregnant. And [ __ ] I took that [ __ ] out. Threw it in the middle of the street. He was like, really? Now all the neighbors know. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give no [ __ ] Yeah, I would have been trying to get that b wi that b off. I should have. I let that [ __ ] go. I would have [ __ ] it and recorded and sent me to you. No, I would F in the middle of the road. Middle. He didn't though. Maybe if he did, I would have liked that. He ain't know how to handle that. He prob. I would have liked that. But yeah, I was into that doll [ __ ] What are some things that are completely off limits during sex? Like it's a no no. Do not nut in my hair. Maybe that's the only no no. That's it. Yeah, cuz you can not everywhere and anywhere else. Love it. You can record. You take pictures. You could. What about if it shoots out like sh straight up? Tell me to catch it. Yeah, we got a quad. Catch it. Four times in a. That's four. That we never had four of them. This is make it a game, baby. Make it a game. What's the most toxic thing you ever done in a relationship? Tried to kill somebody and got Baker acted. Love that [ __ ] I love that crazy [ __ ] It's Scorpio to be specific. Then my son became a Scorpio. Came out as Scorpio. But yeah, uh, over a pair of shoes. What were them Halloween Nikes that came out? The orange and black ones. Oh, damn. Oh, [ __ ] you said Nikes. Oh, they like they like low. They no, they was high. I think it was high. I remember stabing. Was black, but like the check was orange, white, and orange. Yeah, there was mainly white. I think it was white, orange. No, they were high tops. Tops. They might have been like they were Halloween ones. You might know cuz you know Halloween ones. I don't know about the name. I'm saying they were from Halloween. Like they were considered Halloween Nikes cuz they were orange and white. Shadow board. Shadow board. Well, these were white. So what are the white and oranges? Well, them [ __ ] the man was going crazy by those. And it was like right after EDC. So I had a whole bunch of [ __ ] in my system. I was like unbalanced as [ __ ] I called police and I went to jail. So yeah. Damn. Damn. How you, how the [ __ ] you talk? You say you going to kill somebody or hurt yourself. You going to jail in a [ __ ] jail? Yeah, starfish. That's what they was called. That's crazy. What's your, who's your favorite person to work with in the industry? In O industry? A my baby Gigi. Shout out to black girl Gigi. That is my GG. Favorite. Love that. That's my baby. I can't even express how much that's my baby cuz she's such a real thorough ass [ __ ] in real life. Like [ __ ] all the camera [ __ ] like that's a real [ __ ] and she's so nasty naturally nasty. M. H double N. And we love it. Damn it. [ __ ] We love it. On the Friday show, right? Okay. Every day is Friday, baby. That baby right there is so bad. Should have been here today. Listen, I never had somebody suck my toes the way Gigi sucked my toes. GG sucked toes. GG sucked my toes. She might not suck nobody else's toes. I don't know. But she sucked the [ __ ] out of my toes. Did she suck anything else? I'm just curious. That's my baby. Show. Did. Yeah, she was making her way uptown. Oh, [ __ ] so started from the toes. Started from the toes. She knows how to handle someone. I love you, GG. How many times do you normally come during sex? Like two, three? No, [ __ ] one session. Yeah, like don't. I don't like to repeat. So yes. So like I try to make sure we go hard the first one. I know I'm sorry. He's looking at me like. So what's the time frame? You think like 15, 20, 25 minutes max. We not even trying to hit the 30. Like I'mma be three and 15. Absolutely. Like as I'm not going to lie to you, as soon as you like in there, I already come. So that's where the. That's the lie. We got you. Said it. No, no. Remember she said it. Said, well, that was one. That's that. You can't backtrack. I heard you. I did say that though. She said she was like, I tell guys that I come. Oh, I came when you put. But I do though. I do though. I really am like a. As soon as you stick it in, it's like, oh, because everything before that matters. You get what I'm saying? Like, if you put enough work in before that, you build me up. As soon as you stick it, I'm like, oh my God, thank God I got what I wanted. That's what I wanted. As soon as you insert. Like, so do you like role play? Role play? I've never tried role play. Be real. Honestly, no. Like never role play. Did massages and oils and the the little bag on the floor slide? No role play. What you a never did the RO dressed? You ain't never did the [ __ ] black bag on the floor with massage oils and like rub each other bodies up and down? I did. It's like Asian or is that what it is? No, I did. I one where I had to put my dick through the table and she sucked it on under the table. Did you know who was sucking it? Yeah. Oh, that's what's up. She thought. You want to know the wildest thing I ever did to a dick? Believe food porn after this. Oh, what's the wildest? I had a man. I had this thing obsession with like, what's it? Lemon honey bar. Lemon garlic parmesan. There we go. Wing Stop. Not even Wing Stop is trash compared to where I got it from. I don't do that. Don't do that. He said don't do that. I don't do that. I had a man get me a [ __ ] nice little bowl. Dip the dick in it. I was barred out. So this was back in the day when I used to do like whole XX and I get whole hungry. Like, so you stuck his dick in parmesan? Yeah. Garlic parmesan. Don't forget the garlic. You nasty as [ __ ] Nah, that was the best. And he, I call his ass. He know that garlic poman hitting. We ain't never look at it the same. We always laugh. Shout out to my ex. Do you kiss after giving head? Yes. Yes. We shared all that. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, no. It's your dick, not nut. Not the nut. No, no, no. Not the nut. But get swallowed. Even if it's anywhere else, it don't matter. What? What? Oh, you a cop out. So you kiss your man if nut was like right here? Come here, baby. Mine. Yeah, absolutely. I like the way. I tell. I ain't going lie. If if I'm off that hny and I know that my my girl F. I'll probably move it out the way. Be nice. But you know, that just be nice. Ain't going to get in the way. Nothing. It got to be in the theat. Got to be in the heat of the moment. Yeah. You know, it definitely. I must got to get you drugged up. [ __ ] You got to get you like out of your element. I'm I'm a different person. I'm a different person, man. You got to be into it, man. If you [ __ ] with her, I mean, any. I feel like a female would appreciate you being okay with a kiss after she done put that jaw work in. Her jaw. Kiss. I kiss, but I wouldn't do like the. If it's. Oh, hell no. I mean, I get it. If there's a nut on her face, kiss. But I don't take it off. We don't want to get you dirty and sticky. One is better than two sticky. Not both. You know, I get it. Take one for the team. Regard you. What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you on a set? While feel me? Uh, me not wanting to like go through with it. That was probably the wackest. Waller [ __ ] like, yeah, it ain't going to lie. Nothing crazy. I was like, girl, I cannot [ __ ] I cannot [ __ ] I'm sorry. I was more into her than anything. So that's about it. Like being like the one to be like, not with it. Not with it. Yeah, that's about it. Taking it. Taking the L. Okay. That's it. What's one thing a man can get to top first night? Huh? What he got to do? What he got to say? What he gotta? What gotta be like? He got to lie his ass off if he's definitely not single. And you know, if you get past that, spend a little something. Take me out. Eat a little little gift, a little souvenir. Okay. Um, and you're definitely getting it top cuz I love to give top. I do. I love it. If this right here was top Gable, all of it. Love it. M. M. And with that, ladies and ladies, that was the best question they got for me. Do you like to being dominated or be dominant? Dominant. Oh, do you like to dominate? No need to be dominant. He need to make me feel like a [ __ ] Yeah, make me feel like a [ __ ] like a little tiny kitten. Like, yeah, put it in my life. Listen, now I'm drinking more. And now get it to me. What's up? Okay. Uh, who is your celebrity crush? I don't know. Robbie world. I didn't know. Okay. Would you consider an open relationship? Maybe. Maybe cuz I'm into swinger club. So maybe. So maybe maybe I'll give it to you, baby. All right. What have you ever foot [ __ ] somebody? No, never. Cuz like I hate feet. Yeah, but like I've had people suck my feet. Men and women. And it's just like weird to me though. But no, I've never. They did ask me to do it one time. I did it. But it ain't nothing. So that's not fun. That was just part of like foreplay, I guess. They wanted to see some feet grip around that [ __ ] That was weird to me. You like getting your ass it? Yes. Eat my groceries. Okay. Yeah. Before you pay, eat the groceries. So with this part of the podcast, we playing a game called Spin the Block. Spin the Block is where our guest Rose a will. Whatever lands on, she has to do or take a shot with her. Can I still shake ass? All right, let's let's spin the wheel. First. I'mma shake ass anyway. You can shake ass if you want to. Want my girl on mine? Yeah. You toxic. I know you toxic. I know you toxic. I want to win some [ __ ] some nasty [ __ ] I do. Some [ __ ] show something in your phone. You want to show your mom? I show that [ __ ] everything. But okay, hold on. [ __ ] Let's see. That's CRA. Whatever you want to show. Listen, man, that's bad. I can't see here. Let's just go to favorites. I know I got a little something. Little something light. Oh, that's not light. Recent deleted. What different? Damn. That's a good. That is real good. I'm not going to do it with you now, but that's a good. A good. Show us. I'm just going to do that real quick. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] that was something. Nuh. You ain't see me. No. Oh, that sucks. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Let me just give you a little ad. Shaking video courtesy of me and Gigi. This is a great video, man. I love Billy cameraman on that one. Yeah, he focused too. He doing. He ain't messed that up at all. Okay, my mama don't like seeing [ __ ] like that. So I can't show her that again. In the dead center. Flash the camera. Oh, yeah. I just got my nipples pierced. Sweet. They look amazing, right? Such accessories. Those some good knockers. Them some. Can you see them real good? I got to get a closeup. Up. Hold. Let me see. Oh, [ __ ] is heavy. Smell like pennies. Oh, God. Maybe if you believe. Show us how fast. No, show us your favorite sex position. Oh, I had a man pull a muscle doing it. Show what I like a [ __ ] to do, right? Or where I'm at? You. Oh, where am I at? Yeah. Told y'all I like missionary. That's pretty. Yeah, self-explanatory. Oh, it needs to be like this. Okay. And if you know you're talented and you have a friend or something? I don't know. You said a friend? Wait, what do you mean? Like with the balls or like? I don't know. I was just saying there's two dicks involved. There's two hes there too, baby. A fantasy. Fantasy. How you know it's not a lie? Oh, Center. No, no, no. Was was dare. Host. D host. Yeah. D the D. One of us. I'm everyone. It's all in me. Someone going suck some toes over here. Oh, [ __ ] if you how to let him go. Any miny you a ho. Damn. Rob, you got to suck toes. No. What's the dare? That's the dare. She said somebody suck toes. The dare. Uh-huh. You don't got another one? Oh, he denying the dare. What do we do when a [ __ ] deny the dare? That's what you do. Other ho, you want to suck a toe? [ __ ] I suck a toe. A [ __ ] I'm not no [ __ ] I'm go out like that. I might as well ask the producer to. There. [Laughter] You made the rules. I might as well put you in the game. Coach. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Come on. Hold on. I need I need to get a napkin just to wipe it off for him. Boy, just do the big toe, boy. Get your hand out the [ __ ] way. That's a real [ __ ] e. What was the [ __ ] Oh, yeah. He's good. This ain't his first time either, baby. That's a real [ __ ] baby. I suck your toes back. Don't play with me. A lie. I got going do y like that again. Twerk. Twerk. That's what you want to do. We actually are got a soundbar by JBI. Shout out to J. Hopefully JBI gets us a a speaker dedicated to the everyday Friday show. We need start pork song where music. We got you. Let go. Small. I like that. Hell yeah. I'm gonna say I'm gonna die or some [ __ ] Oh, wait. [ __ ] Hello, Tashi. H. Are you busy? What happened? It's super important. Like, put your best voice voice on. I'm just going to say that. Listen, I need to know right now if you're down to make some money. What? Okay, so I have a offer. And it's how much is it? 100,000 each. Tashi. It's a [ __ ] $100,000 each. [ __ ] You hear me? Huh? What are you talking about? What am I talking about? We're going to go. We have to go. But it has to be like, we have to sign an NDA and everything. Like non-disclosure. Super secretive. Like you have to sign something. Like it's her P. Diddy's [ __ ] What theu? I'm dead ass. What you talking about? Where are you? I'm right here with his security right now. You're on speaker. Like they could hear you, sis. We're at his. I'm at his house. Do you hear me? Yeah, but I don't believe you. It should made no sense. Are you serious? [ __ ] I just told you 100,000 each. [ __ ] Are you for real? Yeah, but it's do. Do what? Like, what is it? I don't know what we doing. [ __ ] But it don't matter what we doing. We got to go. CP Diddy private jet. We don't have to pay for flight. I had to make sure what the [ __ ] I'm talking to, bro. I'm like, bro, this don't even sound like you're on speaker. Literally with three people around me. Two security guards. And P. Diddy is like right not too far from me. You're on. Okay, stop. Remind me. I'm I need you to know. That's why I said hello. Look, it's okay. Are you coming? Coming where? You told. Look, I know all the crazy stuff going down with, you know what I'm saying? All that [ __ ] just rumors. So, um, ain't going lie. We just, we did party. You know, we just, we just trying to have fun. We going over, uh, we going to Columbia. We going to Columbia. Um, do you have your passport? Yeah, I get my passport. Yeah. Okay, cool, cool. So we just going to get our passport. We just going to hang out. You know, get away from, get away from all the [ __ ] that's going on. Um, and of course, we want y'all to come have fun. Want y'all to come like, you know what I'm saying? Just hang out. You know, just G have fun. Don't believe none of the [ __ ] on social media. You know, do you believe any of that stuff on the social media? [ __ ] I don't believe anybody but myself. I know that right. Girl, how old are you? You don't mind me asking. I'm 24. Oh, you're 24. Okay, okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, cool. Um, so are you? I mean, you willing to go? You know what I'm saying? We all, you know what I'm saying? What's your V be like tomorrow? Like, what you look like for tomorrow? It's tomorrow. I get back. Back Thomas. Tomorrow. We can fly to you. I'm. We can fly to you. Um, no, we can go somewhere else. Not St. Thomas. You said what? It's h. As I said, we could go somewhere else. St. Thomas too hot. St. Thomas too hot. Yeah, St. Thomas hot as [ __ ] I'm so when you, baby, when you rich, you can do whatever you want. They they gotta worry about us. Yeah. Sus. I mean, well, I get back tomorrow from St. Thomas anyways. What time you back tomorrow? Uh, my flight, I think is like around two. So I get over there like five. Okay. You single? I am. Okay. You say you say you say you are single? Yes. Okay, okay. You looking for a husband? Anything doing all that giggling? This is a lim opportunity. [ __ ] Get right. Get right. What your girl just told you on the phone? She took the phone from. What she said? [Music] No, that's funny. That's funny. She woke me up my sleep for sure. Wake up, wake up. Hold up, hold up. Ask her. Ask. All right, hey, you, uh, might you, you eat ass? How you, how you is on that? Huh? You don't eat ass? You never tried to eat ass? No, I never done that. Damn, man. How you say you say 24? You don't eat ass? M. M. Damn. I know, right? 24, never done that. Well, sh didn't you say you eat ass? Baby girl, you said yes. I absolutely eat. I ask for 100,000. Yes, I do. Yeah, your home girl said like she only only paid 25,000. [ __ ] She don't eat booty. [ __ ] Why? Hello. I'm saying. So wait, you got any kids? No, I ain't got no kids. Oh, that's perfect. You want some kids? Sh. I'm trying to sh. I'm trying to get you something while we in Columbia. Matter of fact, hold on. I'm I'm going to go. I'm going to go over here real quick. Put put put my uh he the head of security. Give me one second. Hold [Music] on. Hello. Hello. Yeah, we just gonna get uh straight to the chase. Um, we need your full name and your email so we can send you the flight details and um, also send you uh NDA to your email right now. All right, I'mma send my information to my whole gr. All right, cool. Cuz we really need this. Um, you know, I work for Diddy. I'm one of his head security guards. Um, and you know, we got to really have a NDA sign before our for anything. Your home girl, she was she was pretty cool. You know what I'm saying? Um, and I'm be real. I'm be real. I'm be real honest with you. Um, it's one of them little freak offs. And um, and D likes party, right? All right, cool. And then did did your um um home girl quote unquote um tell you the compensation? Uh, she didn't. So I'm going to touch base. Okay, cool. It's a. It's $100,000. Um, all you got to do is just sign the NDA. We'll fly you out. Send your name and your email. She gonna give me your information. We gonna send her out and we gonna send it to you. Okay? Is that cool? Okay. All right, cool. Um, that's pretty much it. Um, we really just appreciate it because um, you got a beautiful friend and she's dope. And she said you was one of the baddest friends, you know? And um, and I I just want to just prove wrong. Her to prove me right cuz um, by the way, you sound, you sounding good. So, um, but Diddy loves to party. So just please just don't tell nobody. Don't do this lowkey cuz he's still going through all this stuff and we just really need just keep this lowkey. All that like for real. Okay, that's cool. All right, cool. All right, I'm going give the phone back to the home girl. Okay. Hello? Where the [ __ ] are you? [ __ ] I done talk to you. [ __ ] I'm with Diddy right now. But listen, I can't talk to. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] Shut up. Don't make me laugh. Don't make me laugh. Tashi, I'm trying to get you paid, okay? I'm asleep and I wake up to this [ __ ] BR. I'm like, what? Like I call you, bro. I call you. Send me your email. Just send your email. Bye bye. What's the only the only thing that's look on that shows with no hands? I don't like condoms, but we could try. Ooh, what you know about Sprite? You want a Sprite? Is it right? Is that just a random request? Oh, you want dirty dirty? I drink that [ __ ] So just just just [ __ ] and giggles. Just how we do this. Okay. No, no, no, no. You can hold it or you can get Teddy to hold it. Or Teddy, will you hold the dick for me, please? Real [ __ ] All right, so just straight out the mouth. M. All right, hold on. Let me do the counter. Hold on. Siri, can you pull up the uh stopwatch? Okay, cool. I on one second. I'm almost there. Serious. A little [ __ ] up. And three, two, one, go. That's crazy. Nine seconds. The girth is a little too much. Y'all. I don't think that's without biting the dick. I don't know how possible that is. If you watching this right now, subscribe to the Patreon. What jiggle but don't jam. Tune in next time on Everyday is Friday.