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You son of a [ __ ]! Let me show your goofy ass how to do this. [ __ ] hold on tight. Spooky time.
Hey guys, and welcome to the lunch table, your favorite podcast where we only review food, nothing else. Oh, people are mad at you. I saw in the comments. First of all, people don't mind my chewing.
They do.
They're quite Oh, it's you that does that mind.
No, people minded it until I took it away and then they did not like that I took it away. But I don't give a [ __ ].
It is called the lunch.
This is stern parenting.
This is called the lunch. Parenting the people. They don't know what they want. You got to give it to them sometimes. Are you ordering food today?
You can't take away the lunch.
Nothing.
That isn't that the whole thing? The lunch table?
He thinks we're fat.
No, the lunch table originally was. Special of the day. Let us be jolly winter green salad.
Let us be.
It has small small bits of spearmint gum.
Spearmint.
Um, we're into the new. We're into the December. Wow. Christmas. You guys not a hot topic, dude?
No. No. But we did just [ __ ] finish Thanksgiving and I got I [ __ ] myself pretty good. I was at my I went to my girlfriend's house, her family's house for Thanksgiving.
You guys are still together?
Where?
Here in LA.
Oh.
Uh and then we went to get a clue you're not into her.
Into the desert afterwards. But we were at we were at her parents her grandma's house and there was her family extended family.
How old?
Her grandma.
I love a detailed picture.
My grandma's probably in her.
67.
80. How many more years would you say she has?
Probably 25, 30 people. People say nowadays science says if you live to 90, there's a chance you can live to 300.
Who said that?
That's a real thing. People also because there's these things called telomeirs.
Which are good indicators.
And they say if you do hyperbaric chamber, if you do 60 sessions in a 90-day period, your telomeirs grow because the shortening of your telomeir is an indication that your life is your how much longer life you have. So if you can extend them.
You know, Timone and Pumba.
Uh yeah.
Telmir. If was like like their evil cousin.
I like that. Yeah. Hell of me.
Uh while we're on the topic of fun facts and then we'll get back to your story swiftly. Uh 50,000 US troops are still alive that fought in World War II and those are around probably the 18-year-olds that fought, 17-year-olds, 18-year-olds. So number of gifts.
They're around 100.
There's 50,000 left.
50,000 left out of like, know, 18, 13, 23 million, however many there were.
Crazy.
Yeah. So that's a fun fact for you guys. Does anybody else have a fun fact?
That was your fun fact that you brought.
That was a good fact. There's going to be a hundred shooting stars on December 4th.
Really?
For who?
Should we go watch it?
Here, we should.
I have a bed in the back of my car and it's the the.
You won't be able to see it in LA.
We know we can drive.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you have to move your dad and uncle over?
Okay.
I just don't know if I want to lay where they are lying.
You're not invited. It's just me and Jules.
We'll go. Are you worried about the dead people?
No.
No. Why would I? They were good people. They're not going to haunt you or touch you or anything.
I think it would be more spiritual and just.
Yeah. And it's like for.
Oh, and we got a problem with you, but we'll bring that up in a second.
What?
I forgot about that. I just remembered something. But I was at the.
We have one.
I was at Thanksgiving and they kept I don't I've never drank at a Thanksgiving.
Really?
Man? They were pouring me wine every time I every time I like I was running out of wine. God, they were giving me more wine. So, I was drinking drinking. We were all having a good time. We went to leave saying bye to everyone. I talk to you. I say, "See your brother." Say, "John, see your brother." I'm standing outside. Me, Greta, her dad, her sister, her brother. And I say, "See your brother." And then he looks at me kind of weird. I go, "Wait, no, I didn't mean like you're my like I'm going to marry." I said, "That's not that." And then he just said, "What?" And I said, and I was drunk. I was like, "What?" And I just walked off.
That was a Freudian. That's what we call a Freudian slave.
No, I say brother all the time. I also I frequently.
But only to people you say you think are like your brother.
Yeah. But why did he take such you are going to marry?
Yeah, I am going to marry him.
Give me his number. I'm going to call him.
No, I can't give you his.
This guy's got a lot of gall coming at you like that.
I can't. But he didn't come at me. He I just I It was more think of me being like very brother. No, don't take that that way.
Do you think I You've spent more time with me or your brother in your life?
My brother.
All right.
How old is Greta's brother?
My age.
Okay.
Pretty hot, right?
Same age.
Are you single?
Maybe. Me? Yes.
So, is he?
Okay. We could introduce now. He's fianceed.
So, never mind.
So, I'm not locked down.
I would I would never.
But don't Wouldn't the love be more pure if you fought and beat out this person because they were so close to the goal line and you make them fumble and then you run it back for a touchdown?
I don't even know what any of that means. But, um, no, I don't think so at all. You're not going to catch me in some Heartlet scheme that doesn't exist. I'll catch you anywhere, dude. I'm so fast. And I have spindly hands.
You're fast. I actually think it would be really awesome to see you run.
Okay.
He's fast, but he moves weirdly.
That's what I mean. Your hands like move like the Grinch fingers. I feel like you've maybe adopted that since last year. I don't know.
I run how you would assume a bat would run if their wings were injured.
I like that.
Yeah, that's that would be awesome to see.
Very speedy.
That would be really fun.
We should race. I'm pretty fast, too.
I mean, you would never win.
Okay. And it's nothing against you. It's biology.
Biological.
Well, if you run like a bat without wings.
I.
I want to see you guys run. Both of you.
I want to see you run. And I got a problem with you still.
What's the problem with.
Thanksgiving came. Thanksgiving passed. We're here now. Zach went out of town. I was gone.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sweet Jules said, "I'll watch the dog." The dog came back speaking Tagalog. The dog speaks Tagalog and [ __ ] all over the place yesterday. I had diarrhea. I had all this and I'm betting it was some Filipino. I'm betting it was some Filipino nothing. Just the just the kibble.
He came She came back aptheistic and [ __ ] everywhere and speaking to goal.
That's kind of sick.
She did say she went.
Jollibee.
I didn't know what it meant.
Well, maybe I gave her. No, I didn't.
Was she a good dog?
She was the best. I love her so much. I just want to keep her. But.
Sweet.
She has some butt problems.
We're getting those. No, we're getting those fixed. It's an anal gland situation.
Yeah. Like I woke up in the morning and her butt was near me and then I just saw LIKE JUICES COMING OUT.
And it was just so smelly. It was all over the bed.
It was all over the bed.
Yeah.
Did she [ __ ] in the house at all?
No, she didn't. It was just like the juices.
Did she poop? Did she pee in the house at all?
No.
Wow. Good dog.
I also She has manners over the fact that her anal gland juice was all over.
No, I'm well I'm well aware of the anal gland. We've been discussing it. I want to say it looked like she had a good time with you and you were updating me with pictures and I I really appreciate that. Um I do want to say I owe you cash.
No, you don't. Don't pay me.
Why? You did a service.
May was the best and you don't have to pay me for that.
But here's the thing. If I leave out of town again, you would be the first person I reached out to because of how well you did and then I would feel bad again because I'm getting all this free labor. Do you understand?
I don't mind. It's Lady May. But do you does it bring what? Whoa. What? You having a stroke? She went like this.
No, I'll save you. I'm an EMT.
No, but she's she was so sweet. She met all the family. She met all the dogs and cats.
How'd she do with the dogs?
Well, we have one that's like a demon, so he never saw her. But the other dogs she was fine.
Was she not too aggressive with?
No. And then the cats. She was so gentle with our cats.
I think it was the first time she's ever seen a cat. How was she?
She tried to chase one and was just They were just going in circles.
But she was really sweet. That's so sweet.
What did Tito Bobby think?
Um, he thought she was really ugly.
Tell him he's ugly, dude.
My mom thought he was She was really ugly, too.
She's ugly.
Oh, she is an ugly dog.
She's an ugly dog.
But I like her. I like how her tongue is like gets.
That's really cute. I love it. I wish I look like that.
And she loves to snuggle.
Oh gosh, she's.
That's all she does.
She's snug bug. No exercise, just a fat neck. And.
She'll you throw something, she'll go get it.
Not sometimes.
She loves playing.
And then sometimes she'll after like two minutes she'll be like, I think I'm done with this.
I want to hang.
You don't throw it, right?
She's just a baby. She's just a baby.
She's not a baby. That's what people keep saying. She's two years old. She's not two years old.
She's still a baby.
Two is two is a baby.
She's closer to two. No, no, she's closer to two than she is to one.
When was she born?
She was July 15th.
She's April uh 19th of 2024. Hey.
So, they're both babies.
Really?
Yeah.
Jules.
Also Lady May has like big has like a big vagina, too. So, I don't know why he's projecting discriminating on projects.
It's something that I constantly think about. And I think both of them need surgery.
No, they don't. It's fine. It's normal.
Lady May hovers instead of sitting completely down because it's so cold on the ground when her vagina touches the concrete.
That's what I do, too.
Yeah. I Oh, trust me. I know you've got some absolute jelly.
It's big. It's big.
I know. How was your Thanksgiving? You got roughed up by a seven-year-old, I heard.
What? Oh my god. Are the bite marks?
My little nephew, seven years old, would just walk around, grab out claws, and scratch me.
They do that.
And then kick me in the shin.
Yeah. Did you smack him?
I got angry.
He looked at him and what did you say?
And then my sister's like.
"Oh, yeah." I said, "I don't like you." And then my sister's like, "He's just joking." And I'm like, I looked at him. I said, "I'm not joking. Just be like, I don't get why they have to come up and and I know it's cuz he likes me because he wants to like sit by me and hang out, but it's like he gets too excited and then he wants to hurt my soul."
You have to teach him that when you do that, it hurts. So, you do it back to them.
You don't scratch a seven-year-old.
Yeah. Do you have You have to teach them or they're going to take advantage of you. Bad dogging. But whenever I had a puppy in high school, this it would like nip at me. I'd bite him just to teach him don't [ __ ] try it.
Well, there was a movie about dogs and snow.
Oh, yeah.
And like the guy bit his ear and he's like that's how you calm the dogs down.
He bit Cuba Gooden Jr.'s ear.
What?
Was it Cuba in that?
Sled dogs. What's it called?
He didn't bite Cuba's ear.
Snow dogs.
Snow dogs. Yeah, that white guy bit the dog's ear. The husky.
I bite baby girl all the time. I tell you, every time I bit the dog, they he thought, "Oh, we're playing."
Hey, look at that behind you. Not set up.
Don't worry about it. Those are dead over there.
What else is dead? Everything's in here is dead.
Cuz everything it runs on a power grid that's unsustainable, I think. I don't know.
It's very sustainable.
You need a checklist.
We got too many plugins. We got too many plugins.
How's your Did you experience Thanksgiving?
We celebrated on Wednesday, not Thursday.
What? Out of defiance for Pocahontas? No, it was just family problems on the other.
Relatives. But.
You guys were in thick fights.
Yeah. So, we.
Fights. Was it really fights?
A little bit. So, we just decided to celebrate earlier. And then my mom and I made a Filipino dish. Benignit.
Can we look that up? Big.
And don't tell Marley how to spell it. Let's see if she can get there.
Yeah, we're doing.
Benignit.
Wait. Be.
[ __ ]
What?
B.
Beignet.
No.
Oh. BRB.
Did you order food?
Oh my god.
B. How do you spell it?
B I N I.
B I N I.
B I N I.
G N I T.
Yeah. B.
Got it. I knew it in my head. And then Filipino. Yeah, that one.
Oh, what is this?
What are you? It's You have to try it again.
It's so good. And it's hot and it's like.
It's made with glutenous rice cooked gluttonous rice cooked in coconut milk with various slices of saba, bananas, taro, ube, sweet potato, among other ingredients.
It's the best.
Oh, I don't like the way that [ __ ] is looking at.
Maybe. Maybe I should.
Dude, you eat acai bowls all the time. That's like.
Yes, technically acai.
Kind of the same. Tell them about it. John, tell them about Acai. Tell them what you told us.
You don't like Asai?
No. We did a two-hour episode last week all based on the fact of.
John working for Big Acai.
Okay. Big I did not work for Big Acai. I worked for Mom and Pop Asai.
Oh, ethical.
Yes.
He wouldn't give us any numbers though. We were asking for numbers.
Numbers. No, because we already we already talked about.
We're not going to talk about it, but just go watch last week's episode.
I think what is important to clarify here is I was not A I don't uh I lost a word. I was not a I did not work for big acai.
I worked for the little guy.
If you did If you did, that's all right.
I didn't. I didn't.
If you did, that's all right.
I did not work for Sam Amazon.
That's fine.
It's okay.
We're just We're not We're just [ __ ] around here.
We're just [ __ ] around here.
Uh Ava, what did you do for Thanksgiving?
Cried. Oh.
You got me crossed.
Since you won't let me buy you uh since you won't let me pay you, you just every time you watch Lady May, you get a gift.
Thank you.
Those are cute.
So cute.
I hope they fit.
Baby girl thinks it's a snack for her.
And it's pink.
That's what you said. Do they fit?
It fits.
Yay.
God, thank you. Beautiful. Great job. Did you buy Ava?
No, she didn't watch my dog.
No, but it's her birthday, too.
Her birthday? Everybody told her happy birthday on her birthday.
Not one person here missed it.
Nope.
I don't think I told you happy birthday on your birthday.
Nobody did.
Did you?
Yeah. Happy birthday. I did. Only one.
Thought you were a day late.
No, you were.
Or I don't think you said happy birthday at all. Wild.
It's fine. Fine. I know Jules is the favorite and she's my favorite, too, so it works out.
When was your birthday?
We also missed your birthday, though.
It doesn't matter, guys. Let's just move on. 24th birthday.
24th.
Yes.
But she had a big party on the 29th.
Yeah. How was your birthday? How was Thanks. What did you do?
I canceled my birthday party and I cried on Thanksgiving.
Why did you cancel your birthday? Because everyone was like, "Uh, oh, I'll make it." And then they're like, "Oh, actually, I'm not going to make it." So, I said, "Okay, I'll just cancel it."
Where was it going to be?
Um either this bar that I was going to rent out or my house and then it was nowhere.
And that's okay.
I didn't do anything for my birthday either.
You know, we're getting old enough.
Your birthday was six months ago.
I am just letting you know I didn't do anything for my birthday. I wanted that on the record.
What do you want to do?
Nothing. Dinner with you. Go to dinner.
It is. It's It's always a with.
A couple other people maybe.
Hell yeah.
I'm just kidding. It's always like when it's someone in your life that's like you're close to it's it's a burden for them to have a birthday. Yeah. You're just thinking about it's like are they having a good day? Let's hope so.
What do I have to do now?
Do you want to do dinner or something?
I come in tap dancing. I'm wearing a new shirt for your birthday.
Came out of your mom that.
Yeah.
I'm sick of it. Good job.
Um Um No.
What?
No. When I love somebody and I care about them, I want them to feel special and taken care of and appreciated.
Yeah, but I do that all the time.
Huh? You do that all the time.
Oh, thanks.
No, no, not to you, but like like in general, like if you love someone, you take care of them. So, but if it's their birthday, then it's.
A special day. Special day. You know, it's a special day.
[ __ ] this built-in thing of now I have to do it as much.
We'll take you to Legoland.
Yes.
Um I want to go to Orlando for Avatar Land. I want to go I want to go to Avatar Land at Disney World Orlando. Please.
You give someone.
An inch. They take an inch. Yeah, I know.
Give someone an inch. They take an inch.
Take an inch. I got an inch for you. I want to go to Disney World at Orlando and see Avatar. I want to see the most expensive animatronic in the world. Avatar.
Is it the most expensive?
Yes.
I don't get the Avatar movies. I'll be honest with you.
Oh my god.
I can kind of explain it. So, there's a resource um on this blue people planet that the humans really want to harvest.
And the blue people are like, "Don't take that. That's part of our culture."
Yeah. Um, and then the we take it anyway. Is this have anything to do with things that have actually happened?
Um, yeah. What are they called?
Na'vi.
Then Na'Vi.
No, I meant like I don't get them. The movies aren't my favorite.
Hope there's a sex scene.
I think Yeah, there to me it's more of a spectacle for your eyes than it is for your emotions. And that.
That's the same reason I'm not big into those race racing movies, the Fast and Furious.
Yeah. And that's the odd like that's why I'm into Transformers because it's more story driven.
That's why what about like Marvel?
Shalabuff.
Marvel. Uh I watched them one time I there was a time I was in my last year of law school and I was off for Christmas and I was by myself and I said I'll watch every Marvel movie and I did and it was mediocre at best. Oh.
The Avengers. I like the the Endgame Infinity War. Those were pretty good movies.
After that, before that, you know, Tom Holland. [ __ ] love that guy. I love him.
He's chippy.
He's chippy. He's a good Spider-Man.
Is he the best Spider-Man though?
No.
I'd like to think he's probably second. Third.
Who's the first?
Toby Magguire.
I would say the best Spider-Man.
Andrew Garfield, though.
Andrew Garfield. Andrew Garfield. He's got the things. No, he's got a charisma to him that just transcends.
We're the I not I don't think any of the Tom Holland Spider-Mans are good.
They're pretty good. The one the one with the one with Tobey Magcguire is pretty good. But here's the whole reason why this is I think I think you're you're baked into your Andrew Garfield Spider-Man. You have added to that.
I love Andrew Garfield.
Emma Stone.
Yeah.
Oh, she's not.
She's great.
And Dane Dehon.
Who the [ __ ] is Dane Dehon?
Daneley. Pull up Dane Dehon. Now I have a.
Is that your type? Emma Stone.
Emma Stone's very very cute.
Can I pee?
Don't tell Gre that. Cut that out.
I'm not I I Emma Stone's not my type.
You don't know who that is.
Never seen this kid before in my life.
He's.
Oh, yeah.
Osborne.
Oh, yeah. I remember this kid.
Whoa. She just left with a tampon.
I got to change. I feel it leaking.
Wow. We're so synced up, me and her. I'm literally about to start. I can feel it.
Wait, so what did you do for Thanksgiving then? Did you go home? No, I I let my sister go home because somebody has to be at the house to watch the animals. But um I did celebrate with some of my best friends and it was very sweet and they made a very sweet um Thanksgiving dinner and I tried to make monkey bread. You really need a bump pan for that. I [ __ ] it up. It wasn't cooked all the way through, so I brought carrots.
Oh.
But the carrots were good, too. No, guys, monkey bread. Have you ever had the cinnamon at McDonald's back in the day? They discontinued them in like 2012.
You were just talking about this, weren't you? Let's talk about cine minis.
Cinnamelts from McDonald's.
Have you ever had Cine Mini?
Would you Would you care to bring up a photo of the of the Cinnamels from McDonald's that are discontinued in 2012?
I would eat these every day. This is the only joy I found in my childhood and they [ __ ] discontinued them. So, I tried to.
Ones deal with cinnamon.
Cinnamon melts. They're so.
It's monkey bread. It's like It's like little pieces of biscuit with cinnamon, butter, sugar, brown sugar. And it's del It's so good, dude. And I was very sad. And then I almost started a fire. Um, and then I got over.
Start how did you almost start a fire? And why were you sad?
Because a piece of the monkey bread fell off into the oven and it caught on fire in my oven and then the entire apartment filled up with smoke. I almost killed everyone in there.
Oh, I was sad because I don't have a family. But um, the fire.
You got a family? They just don't like you.
Ava got a family. You got one.
You're my family, Zach.
You did that.
What am I? What part? If you had to announce an annoying.
We'd be twin. We would be twin brothers.
Sisters. Twin brother. Why?
I feel like you tried to Cersei Lannister me or something.
What?
Yep.
That's weird.
I'll be honest. I I never really thought how long it takes for a girl woman to change her tampon. And now this is kind of a cool experience to see how long it takes.
You know.
It takes a second. She's probably peeing.
If if your girlfriend asked you to retrieve it because the string broke, would you do it?
I have a story.
Let's hear that cuz I don't even know.
I don't even.
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Thank you, Momentous. One time when I was with my ex-boyfriend in Hawaii, um I was trying a diva cup.
Before or after the fires?
Before.
Thank God.
I had my diva I was trying out a D.Va cup because I'm always so scared of toxic shock syndrome, which is like a form of sepsis that you can get from a tampon. Um so anyway, I was doing um the the D.Va cups, which are basically like medical grade silicone, and they just catch all the blood and then you can pop it out like a little cup.
Modern day holy grails.
Yeah, pretty much. And so, but I had these really long nails on, like longer than this hand, and I couldn't get it out.
Your nails were that long?
Well, they were fake, but yes. So, I had my D.Va cup in for the first time.
Were you eating hot Cheetos or normal at this time?
I've always eaten hot Cheetos. Let me finish my story. So, I got my D.Va cup in and I there was a tiny little It's not even like a string. It's like a tiny little [ __ ] nub at the end. Some of them have rings, which are I would I would recommend that, but it just had this little nub and you had to grab it. And I was in the bathroom and I was panicking because I realized I left it in for like nine hours, which you can do like 12, but.
I wanted it out. I knew it was time and I had to have my ex-boyfriend. I like got on the floor and I said, "Please help me." And he had to get it out for me. And that was the most bonding experience I've ever had with an ex-boy. Well, one of them. But.
Yeah.
God, your bonding experiences are different than mine.
How is that? Is that does this happen often?
It actually does get stuck a lot.
Can I ask menstrual uh chopsticks? Me and your business.
Chopsticks.
Menstrual chop menstrual chopsticks. Those things get stuck in there. You have the You have these uh.
Was it really.
Silicone chopsticks. What do you call Imagine what the fuckooch.
Me trying to grab my cooch with [ __ ] finger long nails.
Anyway.
Yeah, you do. I do for I've left my div.a cup in in my vagina one time for 10 days. I already told that story.
10 days.
I know.
Eva.
It was bad.
Did you forget?
I forgot.
Does it overflow?
No. It was the end of my cycle, so I like wasn't cramping anymore, so I didn't think about it.
I just smell What did it smell?
It smelled Oh my god, Jules, you already know. If you leave it up there for that long, are you.
Are you not are you still able to make gravy out of it after you take.
Oh, it was gravy like that. The most gravy like discharge I've ever had in my life. I think I contracted a infection, but I cleared it. It was bad. The worst I'd ever seen or smelled in my life.
They got food.
What is up gravy.
On the floor on the top?
Probably gravy. But I feel you. Sometimes it can be so deep that I have to actually like fist myself.
To get it. So.
You have to get in a certain position.
I'm getting shock syndrome just hearing y'all.
Yeah.
I'm shocked. God. Well, I'm sorry about that, guys.
No, it was fun.
Same. Uh, we had sim we have we.
Have to fish stuff out of me sometimes.
I almost had my um wisdom teeth taken out once. I'm sure that was going to have some.
I did have my wisdom teeth taken out.
What was that? Let's talk about that.
Do you still have them?
Yeah. Me, too.
Cool.
My mouth's big enough to keep them. They said.
They say the same thing.
Uh, I didn't grow my bottom ones just because I'm the next step in human evolution. Obviously, we won't need those anymore. So, uh.
What?
Not fully. I'm not fully.
Speaking of next step, I talked about this a little bit yesterday on this. Have you guys seen that Age of Disclosure documentary?
No.
I put it on here so people can see the title. Go. This [ __ ] I [ __ ] up. Uh.
I thought it was.
I watched this documentary this weekend. It's 20 bucks. It's on Amazon. You have to.
Put it on.
Listen, if you don't believe in aliens.
Go watch this documentary.
Oh, I believe in them.
It's the craziest [ __ ] in the world. They have there. You're not seeing as much. You're not seeing really any footage of aliens in this, but they.
What's that Rotten Tomato score?
What's it say?
67.
30.
No, don't worry about that. I'm I'm telling you, don't worry about that.
I have loose. They they they interview senators, congressmen from both sides. Like Marco Rubio's in it a ton because he's now the director of.
Aliens.
National security maybe, I don't remember. Uh.
Department of War.
No, he's not the Department of War. Gilbrand's in it. Tim Bchett's in it. All these people are in it.
And they just talk about.
They they they say, "Yeah, the government's been for 80 years doing trash retrieval programs. They know that." like it's a known thing. Presidents don't even have access to this stuff because it's so tied into there are three people. There's the CIA, there are like Boeing, uh, not Boeing, Northrup Groomman, um, what are some other defense contractors? Defense contractors, and then whoever else. And they because.
Rathon.
Yeah, Rathon would be one. They have they have so they've been given technology from the government from these crash retrieval programs and they've turned it into modern day technology that we use. And so if that was to get out companies that would compete against those companies have like such a big lawsuit against the government and those companies for it would be unfair, you know.
So we have alien aircraft.
Yeah, we have alien aircraft. We have alien bodies.
Sick. I had a dream that the aliens.
Why can't I see any pictures? There are pictures.
So they say they this is what they allege. They say that that Okay, so they say they have really good photos of things, especially underwater. They have really really good video radar footage of these things. They allege that a lot of the times when people see UFOs and stuff in the sky, the reason if you try to take a photo that it's blurry or looks bad, they hypothesize that these crafts use uh zero gravity.
And it basically creates a field around the ship.
So it operates in a different spaceime than we act. So we're perceiving it in a different spaceime than what they're actually moving. So, they're moving really at a normal speed to them, but to us, they're moving very fast because of that uh the the field around them. Whenever you take photos, it distorts it. And so, you get it's always blurry typically.
Then, show me the underwater stuff. Google.
They won't they won't release it because it's.
Why?
Because some of that suits.
Because here's the thing. If you if you have uh Russian submarines and we you know, we have photos of stuff underground. Number one.
Can we just look up underwater alien craft, please?
Underwater alien. Stranger Things.
It's the craziest [ __ ] They do say underwater. They.
Show me images.
They allege They allege crazy [ __ ] They alleged this is all real.
That's all real.
None of this is real.
Click on the real one. Let me see that one.
Yep.
There is a video last week. There is a a one of the videos in it that I mean there are videos of ships going in and out of the water. And what they say is uh there are bases there are like five to six bases across the world deep underground where they have really heightened.
Sightings.
Because of Putin's people. I can't see it.
Uh Putin China. So So what they So the biggest part the biggest part in all this is that there's an arms race like we have retrieved cr we've retrieved crashes beings. Russia's retrieved crashes and beings. China has it as well. Marco Rubio.
The big three.
Is terrified. He well he's terrified as along with a lot of other people that China is pretty far along in the back engineering side of it that they've.
How far along are we?
We don't I mean we won't disclose it and part of the problem they say.
Do you think China would be willing to become the 51st state?
No, China wants to be the China wants to be the one state China wants to be top dog uh but they they say that you know chi China uh they're more open about it not with their people but with their inside the government they open communication lines of like we have this, we're trying to figure this out and it makes it easier to figure stuff out. We have such a stigma around it because starting in the 80s the CIA started doing please.
Making people they would call people cooks and stuff like that. So it really.
With a G.
Cooks.
Oh, can you type in uh what the Chinese doing with their alien crafts that they definitely have?
They're that's not going to give us anything.
But it really is.
An incredible. It really is incredible. I noticed I noticed in the past when you find something incredible, you would pause it and come into my room and share it with me and now it feels like you just.
I was gone. I watched.
Everything with Greta.
I was in the desert and you were in Kentucky.
Shout out. Uh speaking of Kentucky, home for Thanksgiving. I was going to just trying to full it's a it's a Fox News family. Like that side of my family, they they enjoy the Fox News. Um so I was going to just kind of have fun and like throw a little wrench.
Uh in the whole thing. Um, and I was just like, "What about this Bubba Gate stuff?"
Not one of them had heard of it.
Yeah, that's I imagine that.
Isn't that crazy though?
I don't think it's that crazy. I think, you know, out that I think that's the reason why there's so much divide in this country because people's algorithms are so different. Like if you are a Democrat, you only see things that are [ __ ] on the Republican party, vice versa. And so then.
Both of them are crazy.
It's crazy. And similar, we were talking about this. We were talking about this, I don't know, we talking about this on the podcast. X just now if you update the X app, you can now see where people tweet from, where their origin is. So if you go if you search any topic, let's say you search Trump and it's these people like Trump should die, Trump's or like anything being like Trump's the best, Trump's going to save this country, liberals should die. If you go to their point, their country of origin where the tweets are originating from, half of them, it's a scary number, it might even be like 60% are from Russia, China, all these foreign countries. It's just divisive stuff that these people put.
AI bots they they are they they put into you know it's just too much.
Yeah, I saw that too which is pretty funny. There's like Nicki Minaj fan pages there like in Myanmar.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm like what the heck you.
Can we play rock paper scissors and loser has to go on to the worst reviewed cruise ever?
Between you and I.
I would risk that because you would hate it. I would.
Alone. You have to go alone.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Just buy ourselves. Five days.
You can ring Robbie.
Robbie would kill me.
I'd kill Robbie.
As long as I got a ping pong table, I'll be taking it to one.
Um cruises. You know, when you and I went on our cruise, I really felt like, and this was 10 years ago, I really felt like a lot more cruises were going to be in our future. We had such a good time.
We did have a good time.
And then.
No more cruises. I haven't been on a cruise since Oh, I've been on one after that. And you need to get TSA pre-check. Anytime I go to the airport and I Oh, brother. Everybody talking about Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. I always get through in 10 minutes, no matter when. TSA pre-check. Shout out. You I Anytime I see that other line, I'm like I guess it's so disappointed that you haven't done it yet.
The only reason I might do it now is because the last time I flew out of Atlanta, they [ __ ] me pretty good. I I almost missed the flight. I got through there and then like a week after I got back a sh there was a almost shooting at the Atlanta airport. They they arrested the guy. But this guy had.
Was it the big white guy?
He's a big white guy.
Yeah, I remember seeing the video.
He had went on Instagram live or Facebook live and he had said, "I'm about to go [ __ ] shoot this motherfucker."
He's always Facebook.
And then his family told the cops, they're like, "My uncle Ricky just said this. We got to go find him." And so they went to his house. He was gone. He was already at the airport at that point. Yeah. And he was just walking around the security area and his truck was just parked right outside with a.
Mad about.
I don't know. I don't remember. He might He might have been like a radicalized Republican or something. I don't really remember. He was He was fired up about some [ __ ].
He was going to go raise some hell.
Is there anything I can do to help?
They tackled him. They got him.
I saw the video. I was like, "That's so [ __ ] scary."
To transition, would you guys be if a guy like wrote you a letter?
Oh.
We talked about this last week, didn't we?
Oh, did we?
I think so, but bring it up. It was good to have their opinion.
That's That's the opinion I wanted was the girls. Is that weird or not weird?
Well, depends on context.
Huh?
To write a letter.
Yeah. Nothing like too crazy. Just like.
But I think you're I think you're adding You need to add a bit more color. Like if I wrote Greta a letter, like a small little note, and sat it like on her nightstand. That's sweet. Are you talking about sending an unknowing person a letter in the mail?
Unknowing? What do you mean?
What do you mean? like they are not they're not thinking about a letter from you at any point.
I've sent them flowers before.
I think letters are beautiful and I think that they are intentional and they show effort.
Well, see because I've been watching the Pacific which is about the World War II boys and they keep writing down back to their misses.
Yeah.
Yeah. Because they didn't have phones.
Feels sweet. Feels sweet.
Well, yeah. No, dude.
That would be so nice. I ordered really nice paper.
Good. You know how to write?
Oh, yeah. Terrible handwriting.
That's bad. But I think that's endearing.
How long is it?
He hasn't written it yet.
I haven't written it.
What are you gonna say?
He's gonna say.
"Hey, this is what's going on."
You know.
Um, are we going to play a game today?
Ryan, wrote your letter.
Oh my god, it's freaking Spongebob Squarepants.
What?
No eating.
Eating's back.
Burger King.
Y'all can't stop me.
Are they chicken fries? Please tell me it's chicken fries.
No, it's just a cinn minis. Okay, so these Yes, we were TALKING ABOUT IT.
WHAT?
SO, these were my favorite thing as a child when my mom was getting her masters. I'd spend my weekends with my grandpa and this was my little treat with him is he would get me uh cinn minis and they just brought them back. So, I wanted everybody to be able to try some.
Did you order these before or after we started talking about it?
Uh during.
Yeah. Cinnamon.
Skyler's pissed.
No, I'm not pissed. The Renaissance is back.
Um.
You got jipped. You You fell for it and you fell for it again.
Oh, they smell so good and they're.