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[Music] No, don't. Please forgive me, but no one must look under there.
Why? What are you hiding? I'm glad you asked. Let me show you. I'm the machine. I grant your every desire. Toss the material into my hole and I'll make whatever you want. I suck, you receive.
Oh, what does the little ribbon down in the front want? Uh, could I maybe have some help asserting myself more? Wish granted. Holy Toledo. I feel like I could get anyone to do anything.
That was so painful. Wa! I want to try. Hey. Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff. Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. This outfit makes me look like a whole different person.
Come on, Christine. What's your desire? Not my name. Don't lie, Christine. I know what she wants.
[Music] Oh, what kind of a sicko are you, Pomny? What the is going on? Oh, could I have a horse? You want to be plastic? Okay. Oh, hi, Ragatha. Wait a minute. You're not granting our desires. You're just spitting out merch.
Yeah, exactly. Your greatest desires. Pretty sure it thinks all human desires are just merch. It's a merch machine. Oh. Oh, it's fine. I just didn't think it would be Chinese. You're going to go rogue and turn us all into merch, aren't you? That's right. Cool.
[Music] Says you're right, creep. Aw, boy looks so cute. Go to hell. Oh, no. She's right, though. You'd look great with some accessories. Just one more hit. There's a stop button. Okay. Oh no, it's eating too much. Take me too. I can quit whenever I want. I like this. This is cannon now.
Oh, hey coffee. What's up, guys? The digital circus episode 5 merch wave is out now. Digital circus do.store. Made in my insides with love. Spice up your digital circus and a mini figure collection with the brand new costume adventure series. Look at these stupid babies. They look so cute next to their super rare cousin. And for the next week only, buy two single anime minis figures and get the third 50% off. Even ones from other franchises. Well, it's possible. But be quick. The new DC anime minis has limited stock. So once they're gone, they're gone forever. The Majax plush is here for you freaks to torture with cuddles, humiliation, and general tom foolery. Hell is real. Adopt your own girl boss with the manager Gangle plush. She'll watch you work and best of all, watch you sleep. Soothing music for your ear holes. If you're one of those people that wear clothes, we've got this stargazing shirt, a varsity jacket, and this big tops hat. Ragata is now plastic just like you freaks wanted anime. Behold the Wait, what the is it? You guys are. And finally, this digital circus voting pin featuring a sliding hand to show your current emotion. I'm feeling quite dorsalous myself. So, did I do good?