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You signed the Rolling Stones back in the day. Have you got any sort of like nights out that you remember, or was it just you and Mick and Keith having a cup of tea?
Um, now I don't think they know how to have cups of teas. Um, I'm not sure I can say on a radio, but um, I think the first ever ever spliff that I um that that I smoked um was uh rolled rolled by Keith Richards. Um, in the manor in in Oxfordshire, and uh he he taught me taught me how how to how to roll the spliff.
So um and um on that on that same occasion, uh I was sitting uh in front of the um fire of the manor. Keith was um misbehaving somewhere, and there was this big banging on the front door, and um I went to the front door and I opened the door. There was this enormous guy standing there, and he had a gun in his hand, which in England obviously people don't have guns in their hands.
And um and I said, you know, hey, wait a minute. You know what? What do you want? And he went, I've come to kill Keith Richards. And uh and I said, well, why have you come to kill Keith Richards? He said, because he he's in your house with my wife. And um and and I said, look, you know, I'm sure you're mistaken. And and then as I was talking to him, I saw a naked Keith Richards and a naked wife running behind him across the lawn. Um so I said to him, "Look, I promise you he's not in the house with your wife. Uh put the gun down, and you can go and search the house."
And uh he searched the house. He came back. He apologized profusely. He left. And then about an hour later, um a um a Keith Richards, a naked Keith Richards came back into the house without the wife. Anyway,