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Listen, rappers have drug dealing. We have of what I love, you know what? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out Time.
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I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Panel. Again, we're co-hosted by our favorite queen on the show, Fitness Nala. Co-hosting again.
Hi, Daddy. Fourth time on the show. Is this soon? To be fair, soon. I love you, Ryan. And the talk loves you. And the fans love you even more. Hmm. Most, most loved person on Pillow Talk ever.
Nala, yeah. I'm here to entertain you. Yes, the twerk queen. This is a good one. You got me here. Most subbed OnlyFans in the world. In the world. Took over. Ellie said, "[ __ ] it." Dipped off to Miami. Took that place over, too. Bye, Los Angeles. He's out. Says she's a virgin and no one can say otherwise. No one. I can't even. Nope. Doesn't even reply to celebrity texts. No. We've all tried. That's all of them. She starred in every music video you've ever seen. I don't start music videos. I have my own music. Correction, Ryan. Keep going though. She's a recording artist. Amen. She goes on tour. Amen. She does millions of streams. I'm trying. Working on the millions of streams. Yes, in the music area. But we're. Yes. Yeah. Yes. She sings. I do. She has her. She has her most watched YouTube video ever. Oh my God. That's really cool. Record. We need to do another one. Yeah. Same type of thing, too. Yeah. This is the queen, Lexi Pantera. Right? You guys, 18 times. We love you. I'm here. Happy. I'm here. I'm sorry. Last night, it was rad. It was tiring. I performed. She died. She performed so well. Almost. That little cow's outfit was so hot. Milk me, mommy. God, that's cool. Damn, you're so hot. And you dressed as well as a cow. What does your shirt say? Dump him. Oh, okay. We're gonna hit on that later. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Oh, let's talk about your cow costume. Okay. It was great, right? Yeah. It was wonderful. Did you put the lights in the coat? Someone neon cow. It's a designer. They made it. It was beautiful. She had a belt around her tits. I was like, I just want to unbuckle it.
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Because, you know, Paris Hilton, "Stars Are Blind" is my favorite song of all time. But she can't sing. Hey. Oh, is a good DJ. So last night, I, you gave me that weed, which destroyed me. And then Alexa, it was such normal weed. It was such a normal joint. He's like, he [ __ ] me up. I was like, it's hybrid [ __ ]. Keep talking. It destroyed me. And then I bumped into Lexi. Yeah. Yeah. And I spent a good, I want to say 30 minutes just dialed in. And she was beautiful. Yeah. And I was just so intrigued. I couldn't speak to anyone else. It was so high. Oh, and I just asked her 100 things. Tell me about this. What's going on with this? Your former lover? Why are you single? What's going on? And she just told me. You smell the tea. Whatever you don't want to share. But you're wearing a shirt today. It says, "Dump Him." I'm gonna tell you everything. Controversy. So you just got out of a new relationship, Lexi? Yeah. You're single? Single. Who's this guy? So single. And does that mean you're not a virgin? Singles. I am a virgin. Style. Even more than before. Oh, good. Got it. Good. Okay. It goes backwards after it breaks. You know, I experienced. And now we have to move on from that because we live, we learn, and then we move on. And sometimes repeat again. But then move on. And then repeat. When's the last time you texted him? Oh, it's been over a week and a half. Okay. No, no community sex post-breakup? No. She's a virgin. I'm a virgin. Right. We're still going with that? Yes. Okay. No, we're not. Are you waiting? Are you waiting until America's version? Can we talk about that? What is that? Virgin Lex? Yeah. It's just my alter ego of like, tapping into my sexual feminine energy. Okay. So you admit that it's a joke? It's a joke. Okay. You don't go around saying situationship that I was in prior to this ex-one. Okay. She falls hard. Lexi. So it just stuck with me. And it kind of just like, is my new thing. I love it. So you don't really go out there and saying, "I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin"? No, because I was asking all the time. Okay. The Britney Spears did that. That's when it's okay to say you're a virgin. She was like, "I got a lip tattoo. I feel like I'm a virgin now." I don't know. Because no one's like, floating her guts. I hope he did. He did. I hope so. Absolutely. By the way, Britney Spears wore the shirt. And that's why that's my logo. And my, what is it, whatever it's called for 2023? My slogan. Your motto. My motto. Yes. Do you feel like you work better now that you're single? Every time my relationships are [ __ ] up, my career is always blossoming. 100%. That's crazy. And it's God telling me like, leave these [ __ ] boys alone. Yeah. You know why Virgin Lex? It's because when you're in love, in a relationship, that's all that matters. You're happy. And you don't need to find success in life. And and this, everything falls for the life. You stay in your life. You're romantic. Yeah. I want all that. Yeah. But it's, it's such a waste of time because then when you're single, you're working. When you're alive, you're not working. You can't get out of there. Content gets shittier. Your viewers don't have the money. Don't have the, what matters is the ones you're around. The love and the family. And who's gonna really be there for you? Nah, [ __ ] all that. Focus on your career. We gotta hit the millions of streams. I agree. Then find Mr. [ __ ] TikTok. Okay. We don't want Mr. TikTok. Mr. Actor. We don't want Mr. Athlete. Because they're all trash. Guys suck. That's myself. Generation of guys. This generation of TikTok. But like, guys are losers. Men just have a lot of mom issues. Oh God. Yeah. And they get coddled by their moms too much. And then they need mothers when they turn mothers and wives. Your age. Until death do us. How old are you now, Lexi? I can't tell you that. What do you think? I'm a virgin. I will never tell you that. She is a virgin. How dare you? Yeah. Oh, she's a virgin. How much do you weigh? Like 140. I'll tell you that. Okay. A woman never tells you her age. My mom always told me that. Everyone knows that. Ryan, don't be just. I have no idea if you're like 16 or 40. 21. Keep it clean. 21. Okay. So Lexi, the twerking and a virgin. The twerking thing and a virgin. Oh, actually, question from uh today. I was on a porn set, actually, with Superstar Gianna Dior. And she had a question for you. Okay. Let me send this. Can you take this? My friends here. Where's this video? Forgot to do this. Hold on. Okay, sorry. Here we go. Question from you. It's for our segment called Master Debates. What is the first step to twerking? From Gianna Dior. So cute. I'm dead. Confident. Whatever you got. Work that [ __ ]. Okay. You know, we've got to keep it tight. Keep it right. Keep it taking it right. And let that ass shake, jiggle, and let loose. Don't squeeze it. Just let it go. So just be chill. Yes. Can you twerk? Yes. A little bit. Give us a little show, please. All right. Thanks. Do you want me to play a song? I'm sure you have one. I got one. I got one. I want to hear it. Okay. Uh, here we go. No, I have my favorite song of all time. Never mind. Of course. If it ain't my song, I don't want to hear it. Oh, [ __ ] you know it is. Yeah. There we go. My favorite song ever. Ryan, I love you. Here we go. Everybody. Yeah. She's so good. She's so good. You gotta isolate because you have multiple different ways to twerk, right? Like 84. So many. Because you go left to right. It's insane. Yes. Your best twerk video? I think it's you're in this gym upstairs. Or it's like a, it's in a room, open window concept kind of thing. Oh, the white room. Yeah. Oh, that's good. That's the best. Because you switch it up every 20 seconds for 10 minutes. I'm like, now you're going here. And now. And the pants have all these lines. Yes. Yes. Which is interesting. Let me tell you something. Those pants you're wearing. Yeah. He said, I got these on Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So when I first started, okay, I worked with a company. And we partnered because she was going bankrupt, right? We partnered. I was like, I'm gonna help you. And we made those pants with a scrunch booty. She made them. The first ever one. So no way. The video "Lean On" like blew up for me. Made those people popular. No. Where it works on, uh, in a Vegas trip. No way. There's a couple of those. But that's why everyone in their mom's wearing these pants. Yeah. Oh, and the ones I'm wearing were flower prints that were disgusting and ugly. I actually did not like them at all. But they became so [ __ ] popular. And they still have like booty pants. I sold hundreds of thousands of these. Okay. Never mind. Hot. Are you loaded? Rich? How rich are you? I have money. How much money we talking? I don't know. Not that much. A lot. Personal questions. Oh my God. A lot. I spend on music, independent artists. It's like, yeah, so expensive. Why don't you just go get signed to [ __ ] Universal? Maybe one phone call. Okay. Well, you're on tour with Drake. Business. Uh, well, then make it happen, right?
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I need to be on tour with. That's the only person I would love, to be honest. Drake. Yeah. Answer my [ __ ]. I've tried. He doesn't answer. But I'm friends with his dad. Maybe one day. You never know. But isn't it easy for you to just say, "Hey, a guy who's been damning me forever and Drake's house one time thing"? But like, it wasn't that serious. I know. But wouldn't it be easy for you to just [ __ ] sign a big deal to a huge superstar and go on tour and blow up? Well, the business now is very different and challenging in different ways. So I don't think it's as easy as you think it is. No. Your problem. Do I have all the talent? Sure. Yes. Yeah. But as of right now, yes. I'm holding it on my own. And the [ __ ] gets expensive. Would I like to pay all of my mom's bills and a house? Sure. Yes. But I have passions. Sure. Yeah. So I'm trying to handle and do all of it at once. Absolutely. [ __ ] right. You know, and at one point, you were doing online twerk classes. I remember that. Yeah. They're coming back around. I'm so excited. I have new girls coming in that are that I've. It's hard to find girls that are really good to keep up. I'm just like, I have to buy in and like, be excited. Yeah. So, and I finally found a couple girls. I'm so excited. So we're relaunching the app and the twerk out classes online. And hopefully the touring. And I'm doing all that whole thing. That's amazing. That must be hard, actually. Because to be honest, there's not a lot of people that can twerk. No. And then our [ __ ] entrepreneur. You're all driven. Leadership. Content creator. Uncommercializable. Yes. As well. No. It must be impossible. And easy to swallow. What kind of crazy content are you putting out these days? And what's the craziest [ __ ] you've posted? It's with me. Because Virgin Lex ain't doing no dildo fits. You all know what I'm doing over there. That's why you kind of check it out. Oh, I'm one of her. I'm not doing no dildo. It is. No, no, no. I keep it how I, how I've been my whole career, really. I push boundaries, but not, not crazy. You're gonna see some things you've never seen before, for sure. And period. Especially with those twerking skills. You know what I'm sure they're not the most subbed in the world because of the "Lean On" video. You know what I mean? I'm shocked that I am though. You know, I can't believe I have so many steps. You just post it on your Instagram. Well, if you, you pump, you painted your butt a pumpkin. I was like, God damn. This, I've done this every year. And then Christmas. Like, I loved working in the Christmas pants. But Lexi is so famous though. Yeah. No, you know, I post them with you. It's more DMs than if I was with Michael Jackson reincarnated. Period. I actually love that. Because a lot of people do say that. And it's funny to see like who reaches out to them. Like, oh, my little sister, my mom, my uncle. Oh, you're with Lexi. Like, I'm in like the background of the story. Or like, it was like my Persian friends. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm obsessed with her. And it was like, brown dude, brown dude, brown dude. But like, respectable, like NFT millionaire type guys. You know, I'm Persian, by the way. Oh, this is hilarious. Yeah. I was like, this is not what you're mentioning. Millionaires. Is what you said. NFT millionaires. Which are useless. I'm not heavy into it. I'm not going to judge that. No, no. It's okay. But my NFT, if I ever drop one, though. Those are done. They are. Yes. I'm trying to do like a metaverse world, right? No one knows how that's gonna go. Crypto's done. The metaverse world should work. You need a goggle thing and get up in it. It's fun. I am obsessed with VR porn. Okay. That's the first thing I ever saw actually in VR. Which was weird. I was like, it's really. I'm so jealous. It was like, I do one video. Oh, no. Listen, I'm. It's in the works. I'm sure it's coming. This is the thing. I want to be in a video game. And like, [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah. What does [ __ ] [ __ ] mean? No one's just like. We're different. Buckshots. The biggest honor is that I did get to be in a little video with her. We were, you know, by my fire at my home. But I was very happy. Wait, what do you mean? What'd you guys do? Oh, we played spin the bottle. Yep. Oh, that was fun. Over. Of course. I kissed the mermaid. It's been my dream. Wow. No, literally. She's my prince. So Lexi, now that you're single, uh, a lot of boys hitting you up. Have you gone on any dates? Have you? Who said a lot of guys are hitting me up? You. And this is why we think this. It's safe too. Yeah. Um, no dates for me. No. Absolutely not. No. Nothing. Are you good morning, good nighting with anybody right now? No. Are you? I am so over men. It's not even with anybody right now. No. There is no, "Hey, how are you?" Cute. Oh, no. Okay. I don't. Sometime where one of your stupid text messages, okay? Unless you're sending me a car to my house right now, I don't want it. I love that intention. Like, yeah, you're not getting, "Hey, are you?" Guys are just [ __ ] problems. Oh, I'm hilarious. I'm curious. Yeah. Are you bi? Am I bi? Um, you know, I'm gonna say I have my like things that I won't do with a girl because I will get grossed out a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. Let's name those things. Very curious. We need to know. Go ahead. I would not prefer to go down on a girl. I'm not gonna lie. I think that it's, uh, just a lot that happens down there. I have one. And I just feel like, cheese. I'd rather just. A dick seems cleaner to me. If that makes any sense. It makes a lot of sense. So that's that. I've heard someone refer to it. So I'll make out with a girl. I'll, you know, I love girls. Oh my God. Please. Are you kidding me? Way better than me. She's a girl's girl too. This girl has a lot of respect. Yeah. Yes. But like, and you're friends with a lot of lesbians, actually. Yeah. One of my besties, Christina. Christina. Christina. Yeah. She's not your girl. She's our girl. She's a Christina guy. So adventurous. She takes a lot of our shows. We love her. That's actually it. That's a great way to explain her. Full lesbians and straight men actually don't have that much in common. They don't. And they don't get along. They don't get along. Yeah. But when I was with my ex, not like a gay guy, they did not like each other. They did not get along. She did not like him. I don't have too many lesbian friends. I'm not gonna lie. No. But they don't like straight guys. They just, we do nothing for them. So we bring no value to them. You know, actually, I would say all my friends are lesbians. Yeah. I know. We're all alone for real. They're all trying to pump my girl. Lexi, I've been trying for fun. I need a real good husband. Okay. I want to know, Ryan. So have you done? You've dated an athlete before. Sure. Yeah. What, what profession? What league? I can't tell you. Was it basketball? Which ball size? I've had it all. How about that? Okay. They're all the [ __ ] same. So it does anything. Does that even matter? Okay. Guys suck. Yeah. How about a rapper? Have you dated a rapper? You know what? I have dated one. One artist. And he's a singer, rapper. Yes. Oh, cool. One time. There's not many singers. Do you feel like you get, um, no. Oh my God. Throwing names. Do you feel like you, you're gonna end up with like another person who sings? Creates like a singer? Or you know what? I really have no idea. You kind of did a like an Ed Sheeran. No, like a good guy in the music space doing like soft lullabies. That's lovely. That's someone hotter. You know, people that are singing about [ __ ] [ __ ] are probably [ __ ] [ __ ]. People say about getting married are gonna get married. Oh, that's a lie. Michael Bublé. Because the artist that I dated, he ramps about love. And does he believe in love? I don't know. What's his name? Let's go. I can't tell you. Come on, Lexi. No name drops. Come on. I know. I wish. I wish. I just, you know, but I can, but I won't. Okay. Fine. Fine. It's because it was, it was private. More private than anything. Which, you know, we can talk about that too. Why do you always keep your stuff so private? Let us in. Ah, let us know. I'm not saying that I'm the reason that it's private because they're so big time. They're private. Respectful. True. Okay. I love to hide relationships, right? Because they either have other girls. I was. But she's being nice. Or, um, what else? Um, there's a lot of reasons. Okay. We can get off the boyfriend topic. We could talk. Go back to your booty. We haven't really talked about it. Oh, great. Okay. I love it. I know it's nacho, but we have to address it because natural. It's so. It looks natural. Yeah. It does. No, but, you know, as the goat, I've heard this. Yes. But, you know, you just have to ask. Acknowledge about every day. Yeah. I should be in the gym a little more often. So that's what I wanted to know. Did you have it in like grade 10? You were that girl with the big booty and spandex and you're just rocking it? Oh, absolutely not. No. I, I was the complete opposite of that. Okay. So how did you get it? God literally answered my prayer. He put it in there. You're like, you're like, every girl in high school had an ass but me. You had the Lululemon. And it was just a backboard. Lululemon. I couldn't afford Lululemon. I don't think there's like really like. But like back in the day, no. Like I had no boobs. Not watched over a long time. Boobs. But she does nothing. I was small, skinny, like no one liked me at all. I was the one that you just. I was like the little sister on like, little Lexi. No one likes her. That was me. I want to cry right now. I would have cried. That's so sad. I was just, yeah. No boys. No, no, no, no, no. I was very like innocent. That's why you're so nice because you were. Yeah. In high school. Yeah. That's exactly why. The point to make them. 100%. I was an ugly duckling for a second. I'm not gonna lie. I was cute still. But everyone was just more developed than I was. And the guys liked that. So they weren't going. You probably weren't drinking enough milk with the hormones in it. That's it. Yeah. I hated milk. So probably that's it. That's actually probably it. Me too. I was such a late bloomer. I swear to God. That was the latest. I'm still a late bloomer. Damn it. Yeah. Man. What are you gonna bloom into? Jimmy? I don't know. So one day you just woke up and you looked. Okay. You don't understand. How I prayed every day for an ass. Which is the funniest thing. Wow. I wanted an ass so bad. And it's so funny. I just want to. But because everyone around me was just getting so much attention. It was so funny. And then you're like, wait a second. If I move my hip like it looks like I have one. It twerks. Yeah. And then that's how it all started. You're like, wait a sec. Actually has an ass too. Now I just have a booty. And it just can't. Actually, I got the whole twerking thing started. Are you? Are you a dancer? I'm a dancer. Okay. Yeah. I didn't really know that I could twerk. But it just kind of like happened. She's got rhythm. You were like, wait a sec. This feels good. I shocked myself sometimes when I look at myself. We were talking about that. Yeah. We did an orgasm sound on the last show. If you want to do it. Virgin. I'm sure you would love that. You have to pay me for that. Big [ __ ]. Damn. I feel bad now for giving them off for free sometimes. I like to go live in the dark. Oh, and they just listen to me talk about what I love. I'm confused. I'm just like, laying in bed. And like, hey, what are you doing today? Like talking, just like conversating. This guy loves the intimacy of girls. Of boys. It's like when I do my ASMR streams, they love it. When you're just quiet and just talking about. Oh, yeah. Like, they're like, it feels like they're right there. Yeah. It's very intimate. Uh, that's what you guys do. I'm very comforted right now. People pay money to hear you put them together. Fall asleep. You know, listen. Like, we need to have a mouse. Am I right? My friend. Well, think about it. Like, men love like the sound of certain women's voices. It's very like, I don't know, nurturing. Sometimes it's like, we just play. You guys. We're like, 10 voices. We don't give a [ __ ]. I don't know about you. But I mean, I love them. Sometimes I sound like [ __ ]. I'll [ __ ] your [ __ ] up. True that. Same. Sometimes I'm a loud [ __ ]. Okay. So Lexi, let's talk about your career. Okay. What's up? What are you focused on right now? Music. Music. Full on. And what part of the music? What's the genre? Which department? Writing. It's like pop. Recording. Pop R&B. Is it already recording? I love rapping. You are a nice. One of your projects is gonna be more pop. Okay. But what are you doing right now in the music department? Are you writing? I'm finishing an album. So you're recording? Yes. Okay. Recording's pretty much done. Oh, okay. Finishing, which means like mixing, mastering, making sure I like this. The product. Getting features in things like this. Okay. Even release date? No. Not yet. We got cool ones. Hopefully. Yeah. I haven't decided fully what I, who I want. Or you're gonna get yourself Tory Lanez on that. That's funny because I've never dated. Okay. You're so right now. Actually. Okay. Jason Derulo. I'm gonna be quiet. Jason. No, that is a no. Good call. That is a big no. He got another girl pregnant, right? Okay. No, Jason. So you're finishing your album. And then you're gonna do unreal music videos for it? Yes. Then you're gonna set up a tour? Yes. And then you're gonna go crazy? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Do you do it yourself? All day? Hell no. We're not a team. Takes a team, guys. The whole team is teams. Yes. Different departments. And you pay them out. Olf money. Olf money. Oh, F money. Oh, wow. That's this. Listen, rappers have drug dealing. We have of what the [ __ ] is the difference? You know what? Name of your album? What? Oh, that's funny. Period. It's good. That's good. Okay. I'll, I'll think about it, guys. Oh, F money. I don't know. That might be. That might be. And let's see. I, I think that you need to twerk a little more in your videos. Why? Because no one else can do it like you. That's cute. You have something. You have something really great. You're the best in the world at some time. It's easy. Like Chroma is from Canada. She twerks. All of her videos. And she gets millions of views. I don't know who that is. You're the twerk queen. Yeah. So your videos should just be. Okay. I have a question. What happens when I like to sing a pop record that you don't really twerk a lot to? At that point, what do you do? And you're saying your views are gonna crash? It's gonna be weird. Yeah. My. It might. Wait, what do you mean? Like a slope. That's been the struggle of being an independent artist blowing up from a twerk out thing. Fair. Yeah. Are you trying to transition out of it? Love my music. No, it's like, how do you take the twerking and take the music and put it together and have people love you? Yo, I feel that. People already. I love you. I hate you. Or be jealous of you. Or, uh, jealousy's already there. You know, guys love me. No one hates Lexi. No one. No. This is the most respectful girl I've ever [ __ ] met. No, no. Listen, I [ __ ] this guy. And then she respectfully called me. And it was just a. I was like, I don't give a [ __ ] about this guy. It was just a [ __ ]. She respectfully called me. And was like, "Hey, girl." I was like, "[ __ ] no one's ever [ __ ] done talked to her about a guy." She did. And I was like, "Wow, you learn. You learn." I've been a bad girlfriend once. And I've learned from. Have you cheated before, Lexi? Have you been cheated? Yes, I have. For sure. Say your shirt one more time for us. Dump him. Period. Listen, I'm gonna tell you one thing. Oh my God. This guy cheated on you. Oh, this guy. A week and a half ago. Guy. I'm just gonna say yes. He did. Eh? Yes. Absolutely. He's a [ __ ]. He cheated on you. You know what? Guys cheat on the girl that they're intimidated by. Is she was probably. She's probably ugly as [ __ ]. Yeah. He. No, no. He needs cockroaches to like praise him. Didn't you just say that? Exactly. Things get messy. She was at the party last night. Oh, who? Why don't you tell me? I would have knocked her [ __ ]. Let's go. We're totally cool. Because listen, it's not the girl's issue. No, no. She didn't [ __ ] him. So like, you know, at that point, it's the guy's problem. I don't give a damn. I know I can do better. You were so cool last night. We talked. Was this guy a financially equivalent to you? No. He was above you? No. So he was significantly below? Yes. So you were carrying cockroach. This broke. I'm sugar mama. Yes. She is halfway sugar mama. Who carried his own. Did he? Yes. And I respect that. So like this. Always like, he'll. He was carrying. I'm surprised he was packing. But his pockets weren't popped. Sorry. The way this conversation can go many places right now. It can. Lexi, um, you need to get it done. You need a billionaire superstar. This is where you're getting it wrong. She doesn't need anyone. I really don't. And the thing is, it's very self-sufficient. This is the problem with a woman like me, right? Okay. I don't like to be told what to do, necessarily. With a very strong woman. And I definitely don't want to step all over you. Screwed up. So finding the even balance is tough. To put me in my place. And for me to submit to you. Wow. How strong can you be? But not too strong. Enough to me for me to be afraid or like, okay, that's like aggressive and too much. Yeah. Yeah. I think I have the solution. What's the solution? Learn to love eating [ __ ] and start dating girls. Oh my God. It is a solution. Seem emotional. They are. They're too emotional. So like, no, I need a guy. What's your zodiac sign, by the way? I'm just really curious. I'm a Gemini. I love that. You got three sides. What are you? Nala? I'm a sad. Cute. I think I had a crazy boyfriend. That was such. Yeah. Okay. Listen, men's zodiacs are Virgos. Crazy. Crazy. All guys are losers. Whatever works for them. Whatever works for the relationship. As long as you are honest. That is, you know, you have to have the basics of that. Honest and communicate. Like you can do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. I don't like to communicate. I just want to [ __ ]. I heard you on the other podcast saying, "I cheat." I do. I cheat. I was like, "All I do is cheat." Then he's like, "Elaborate." I'm like, "I just feel so." First of all, when I'm dating someone, I really don't care for anybody else. I just don't. I start not giving a [ __ ] about having eyes for anybody. It just, it naturally happens for me. Yeah. And on the second half is I just feel [ __ ] guilty. I'd be like, "I, there's no way I could ever walk around him and look at him and know that." Like, there's no way. It's a rush. It's a rush. That's such a fantasy, dude. Cheating is such a fantasy. It's even better when they're married. [ __ ]. I'm dating. Not even humans anymore. Where are the aliens at? I am an alien. God damn it. I came from a [ __ ] blood. I do have to admit that. Disney tricked us. Yeah. That one song. Disney. Disney tricked me. Tricked me. Oh my God. Wishing on a shooting star. They basically thinking that like Disney, you know, yeah, like, you know, perfect endings. Really don't happen. You know what? I think people get divorced in real life. I think every guy I'm friends with in the world has cheated everywhere. I know. Every single. I [ __ ] know. Every guy in the world has cheated. I know. I know. I've not. My dad told me that. And I was like, "It's fine." Please don't tell me. There's two types of guys, Lexi. Those who have cheated. And those who have lied. But still cheated. Period. Sorry. I forgot. Cheetah once. Yeah. You know, every [ __ ] guy. But listen, girls are kind of cheaters too. And then it starts to [ __ ] me up when I start to think like, "I am." Is my dad? You know, he's a guy. My dad cheated on my mom. And they got divorced. And then they remarried. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. And I also have tried a almost halfway like, "Oh, you can date" type of thing. But then he tried to lock me in a. "I'm allowed to, but you're not allowed to" situation. Yeah. Would you ever have an open relationship? Makes maybe. I don't. Oh, I like it. I just don't know. I don't know. The real ones don't work. The normal relationships ain't working. No. True. It's too boring. It's too boring. So maybe. But you never know. So the one I'm in now, right now. Oh, yeah. And she says, "Okay, if you want to [ __ ] another." She was there last night. Yeah. She's hot. Yeah. And she says, "If you want to [ __ ] another girl, tell you. And we'll bring her in for a threesome." Oh, what a cool girl. What happens when you say that? And then they go [ __ ] her anyways without knowing. Without you knowing. That's when it gets tricky. The thing is, it's awkward to go to her and say, because at what point is it cheating? I feel guilty being like, "So are you gonna say that or are you just gonna go cheat on her with the girl?" So, "Hey, can you initiate anything?" So honest with you. And saying, "If you want to [ __ ] this girl." Yeah. Tell me. The thing is, she does porn every day. Yeah. So you're a girl. It makes sense. So it's like, she's a porn star. She's a porn star. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell her though. But if you do it behind her back, she doesn't care. Exactly. So she said, "And if you [ __ ] around, just don't tell me." I really don't want to find out. Well, she's really is good. You just learned until just a great deal for you. Yeah. There's a way. Are you paying bills? Because it listens. No. She probably makes more money than me. Yeah. She does. If a guy's gonna cheat, then I think I've heard this on your other podcast. At least give me something. What? Another a vacation? I don't know. Without you. I think it's actually. You're probably richer than all these [ __ ] scumbags anyways. You know, same with you guys. No, I can't even bring guys into my home. I tried to [ __ ] this trainer guy in my gym. And it was just like, bro, it was just so weird. Because he lived with his parents. And I live in a [ __ ] mansion. And I'm just like, yeah, if you know what I. Oh, no. Honestly, can I say something? Okay. If a guy comes in and takes my trash out, it's so stupid in my heart. Because like, I always say, like, the basics of it. Like, you can't even take my trash out. Like, I've had boyfriends that can't even do that. Like, what are you gonna do for me? If you can't even. No money. No [ __ ] trash out. Yeah. Get the [ __ ] out your trash. Like, that's so good. So it's literally the basic of only taking my trash out. Where I'm like, is he that type of guy? Because if he's not, he's not gonna be helpful. He's not gonna be anything like that. I need true. Nala, you said you wanted to say something. Okay. So I just had to say something really fast. So I know that he like lived with his parents. This guy. But I gotta say, living with your parents, dick just hits different. It's always not. It's all he's got. He's trying to get up. It's good. He's trying to [ __ ] his way out of the basement.
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It hit different. I was like, oh, good job. I was impressed. He's like, "I don't want to eat shepherd's pie anymore." You know, "I [ __ ] hate you, Mom." Yeah. No more curfew. I was like, "I don't want to do the dishes." And not do the dishes on Sunday. Yeah. And then no, someone eat it on you. And then give you an STD. It would be so nice to have someone do my dishes. Condoms or no condoms when cheating? Oh, no condoms. It's just the rule. The rule of thumb is to wear a condom when you cheat. What? That's the rule. My friends that no one does that with me. What? You're [ __ ] using condoms? No, I do not. No one uses condoms. No. And skin on skin, baby. Or it's not going in. It doesn't really even counter. It's not going in. That's my friend's head. I'm like, stop. Yeah. No, no. I love that. It's nice. And bottoms are out. With a boyfriend, I'm down. But not with casual sex. Well, sorry. Like, she's not gonna work out between us. Okay. It will never work. I told you. Dump him. That's all the time we have. Dump him. Dump him. This was Nala Fitness Style, lovely co-host. What an episode that was. Cute. That was amazing. I like that. Cute. That was great. It was cute. How much money she makes. It was so personal. Because I talk a lot about detailed stuff in there. Okay. I like that. I like that. Because usually we go crazy about like, what does this gum taste like? Crazy [ __ ]. This was lovely. It was relationship talk. Gum tastes like chlorine. If you want to know. Salty to me. Okay. There you go. It smells like not a virgin. Not a virgin. But I'm a virgin. So it doesn't even matter. Told me. Usually we say, tell them your handles. You all know her handle. Why though? Don't play me. It's Nala. Yeah. Just kidding. Lexi Pantera. Dump him. What a fun episode. You do of money. We both gave an idea tonight. Ryan. Yeah. Cool. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan. We'll see you next Tuesday. Bye.