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okay guys so we've been doing these
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new episode every week let's get into it
everybody welcome back I think this is
patreon episode number three
comes in
all right
[ __ ] Brit is A.D and [ __ ] do no
because Adam is sick he's sick he's sick
in the [ __ ] head and we we have the
lovely Nikola Nicole subscribe I don't
like how you said Nicolette it's like
Nicolette
she's like Nicolette
yeah
that's a rare breed right now yeah
Mexican where the [ __ ] did your parents
meet
like that bro it was so good
she said it like like like if America
made her horny or something like America
wait what the [ __ ] let me ask you
something so you said you were a patreon
subscriber right yeah I said just
subscribed how did you feel about our
last guest because I feel like she set
the whole bar for everything that we
want to accomplish out here no she did
she's so hot love the [ __ ] saw her
[ __ ] subscribe to the patreon if you
want to see that it was great
did you let her have some me yeah you
see your type is she my type yeah
um
how can I say this when she first came I
was like she was very hot but the
stories that she told me I got more I
got more like disgusted down the way but
she's a she's a dope she's a dope
personality a dope girl I just heard
some of the craziest [ __ ] I ever heard
come out
come one day we're like
I'm gonna be [ __ ] a [ __ ]
and then like the humming watching I'll
be like uh I don't know how I feel about
it I mean I've been through that the
training at the same time no but like
not 50 people oh she had 50 fools
[ __ ] the [ __ ] bro she said she
likes and for enjoyment go to the
parties and get [ __ ] by 50 guys that's
her enjoyment like each one at a time he
busts somebody else comes they bust
somebody else come I want to party with
her
yeah you went and stuff like that I mean
I've never done a gangbang but like it
looks cool would you be down to do [ __ ]
like that
I don't think so like maybe if my
boyfriend don't look he right there too
he like [ __ ] you better not ever say
that
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how does how did the gang bang like like
like I want to know the like I'd be
seeing I see some porn [ __ ] before like
I don't know they just hire 50 fools to
[ __ ] one girl they be having these
parties and she got Polaroids of this
[ __ ] bro so they have parties where
they'll have a grill just basically sit
there and everybody take their damn turn
wow her [ __ ] [ __ ]
don't even no I think that's hot as [ __ ]
like good for her hot as [ __ ] you like
watching stuff like that
um I mean like I'm PornHub like just
come and then like another dick coming
around like the come pouring out like I
love that so I'm looking up on PornHub
and I've seen this
I was I was on my way back from San
Diego after having a great day with the
homies and the harm because you feel me
we're chilling where and then I've
always wonder how who comes up with the
captions for porno right there's a
caption for you sis it says Nicolette
[ __ ] her tiny [ __ ] like when you
write the caption is that like okay I'm
gonna put like is there certain things
that catch yeah people with attraction
yeah I have a tiny [ __ ]
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I'm just honestly the tighter the better
right like
maybe not for a gang bang but yeah but
like for like an individual guy like you
want that [ __ ] tight yes or no
yeah
I'm saying is you think that turns guys
on while jacking off
like [ __ ] that tiny little
okay I feel it I've never thought about
it I've like Jack dog before but I've
never like sat there were like yeah who
ain't jacked off before but my head on
I'm not like
oh tiny [ __ ] [ __ ] no
no you know what I mean
I mean tiny little hole never no no no
like I'd be like man I'm gonna bust that
[ __ ] open type of [ __ ] you feel me
but I've never like told a girl like oh
yeah I'm a [ __ ] tiny [ __ ] oh my
God you need to
talk
but I mean like I mean like like you're
like you're very open about your [ __ ]
right you're like yeah like yeah [ __ ] my
tiny [ __ ] type [ __ ] yeah a lot of
girls might only like the [ __ ] tiny
[ __ ] [ __ ] and like when they're
already super comfortable you know I
mean well I don't know maybe like me and
my boyfriend we've been together like
six years so I I have no limits with him
I'm just like [ __ ] my tiny little
[ __ ] and he was like yeah I want to
[ __ ] the tiny legs [ __ ] that tiny little
[ __ ] oh my God he does I ain't mad at
you bro yeah yeah you're [ __ ] a tiny
little [ __ ] yeah
I'm gonna say that [ __ ] tonight no you
should
what if she just walks up and leaves
after you say [ __ ] let me [ __ ] tiny
I'm gonna say well you ain't nasty
enough of me [ __ ]
I feel like yeah tear that I'm gonna
tear that tiny little ass a little bit
so you like that that dirty talk yeah
like daring six or just even when like
the during the foreplay like
are you big on the like oh yeah spit in
my mouth some [ __ ] yeah I love spit like
I love spit all over my face like some
people like don't like that [ __ ] but no
I'm like spitting
like ruin my makeup
yeah what's your makeup on yeah I'm like
please just like ruin it oh okay can
your boyfriend spill in your face right
now for the patreon I mean are you cool
down
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We Salute You
spit in my mouth that's why I give her
the loogie show the camera though
that's right
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yeah I know like that [ __ ] turns me on
like I'm wet right now oh [ __ ] oh what's
like
are you are you a do you eat ass yes yes
okay yeah no like I
just love being dirty like the dirty
dirty like let me eat
let me [ __ ] like get spit on like
slap me piss on me oh [ __ ] yeah
I feel like hard though or like no like
please beat the [ __ ] out of me oh yeah
like Pimp [ __ ] yeah okay cause let me
tell you something that I like to do and
people don't know this I like putting a
green apple yeah in a sock and turn off
the lights and swinging into it you're
full of [ __ ] I'm serious you're telling
me you you go to [ __ ] in his crib take
off your socks and ask her forever weird
bro no you say you like to get the [ __ ]
beat out of you that's the best thing
it can't be a red apple red apple Lee
bruises the green apples it just crack
over there he [ __ ] knows already no
no just [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] at me with
your hand or your dick like either works
okay I feel it yeah but I don't know how
I feel about just backhanding my [ __ ]
while [ __ ] they're like yeah [ __ ]
take this dick boom it like then it's
domestic violence no no it's not if it's
consensual yeah bro bro it kind of like
puts them in shock
you feel me like you ain't never choke
this [ __ ] out of your [ __ ] when you was
[ __ ] her where she was like this like
her eyes going purple yeah yeah I I for
children I didn't I didn't do the whole
little like to lock her legs by sucking
my dick type [ __ ] they put this [ __ ] in
a taco truck what is that called
triangle lock for USC we need to try
that yeah if I did the Conor McGregor
[ __ ] I was like oh yeah just because
and I was like [ __ ] you better not
throw up my mom's gonna get mad
your mom gonna get mad but yeah
why are you [ __ ] girls at the crib
with your mom in there what do you what
no I'm just saying you know like after
that
they threw up yeah girl throw up on my
dick before you have to raise something
before no I wasn't here though
for my mom wasn't there for you for me
but no like I've thrown up on Deck oh no
that's like normal yeah
I thought it wasn't normal like that
deep throat type [ __ ] you have to it's
kind of like you know you [ __ ] on
somebody before
um yes him yes
for like a little bit you know gets on
it it's part of anal [ __ ] oh I thought
he like laid down and he said yeah [ __ ]
on his chest time [ __ ] how about saying
he a sick [ __ ] man he right there too I
[ __ ] on his dick what'd you guys eat
before the the they know the [ __ ]
tiny little [ __ ] no I don't prepare
I'll eat like tacos I'll eat like some
spicy Mexican [ __ ] like I don't really
like base my diet around anal if we're
gonna do anal just like [ __ ] me in the
ass like okay wow it's kind of
spontaneous you know be like oh you want
to like do anal tonight yeah let's do it
oh yeah like [ __ ] you have to pull on
your dick yeah I know exactly so you
[ __ ] on his dick while he beat the
[ __ ] out of you I like this yeah that's
far that's fine that's super [ __ ] lit
yeah what's the most freakiest [ __ ] you
think you've done
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what's like the one thing you were like
you surprised yourself
um you know when we first started dating
we used to [ __ ] like in public like in
on Hills like in bushes oh but in the
hood we do that all the time I'm going
heels
yeah like we went on this like our views
like on views in the whip yeah oh
I'm talking the whip in the open and one
time we were [ __ ] in the [ __ ]
mountains and some like hikers came up
and were like oh [ __ ] so we just like
hit ourselves in the blanket
yeah I bought a blanket to the mountain
to have sex well we're not gonna [ __ ]
[ __ ] on the dirt why not that's freaky
[ __ ] I don't
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yeah
wow that's crazy yeah [ __ ] on the Dig
tiny little [ __ ] yeah
have you guys had a threesome already
we have money
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on one [ __ ] and then like didn't want
him to [ __ ] and I'm like bro like what
that's boring oh she wanted to [ __ ] no
should I kicked that [ __ ] on the crib
yeah I know I was like you're never
getting invited back again you're weird
oh yeah
you're a great girlfriend for that one
yeah thank you yeah do you know you have
you had a threesome before I have how do
you feel about that it was cool
it was like super like one girl just
wanted to suck dick the whole time which
I was cool with you for me
do you feel like you have to be drunk
during a threesome
no no like I'm thinking about like you
know that kind of loosen people up you
know because girls could be like yeah
I'm down for a threesome but when it
gets to the point you feel me like not
drunk not like belligerent young but I'm
talking about like buzz and [ __ ]
don't give nobody no alcohol no I was
sober when I had a threesome
like we went to this one like porn star
party and I was with my other like
friend who's a porn star and I was drunk
and I was like oh my God like I just
want to have a threesome so bad right
now but yeah I went when I had mine I
was so everybody was drugged up
I don't even do drugs no but we were all
sober but they were like it was it was a
dope time but I've had homies that have
threesome before and they were like it
was kind of awkward because we're all
and and then they started like sipping
like everybody and they started like
turning up dancing and [ __ ] and they
were like the threesome kind of loosened
up but when I had my threesome it was
super cool the girls were like yeah
we're all sober we're just topping it up
you feel me it was and it was a Vibe let
me ask you how did you get into PornHub
um you know when I was younger I
followed this one wait how old are you
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how was younger I was 17.
I am girl and I was like oh my God like
she's living the life I just want to
like rub my [ __ ] and make money and
like
you know that's what got me into it
you're 21 I'm 21 yeah baby 99 oh you
turned 22 this year yeah okay fire so
when did you start like actually [ __ ]
on camera
this year actually
and was when you when you met him you
guys met at high school right six years
so was he open to like you getting like
was he like yeah [ __ ] it let's [ __ ]
no no he's a freak like he he like
opened me up to like who I am today like
I would have never done anal and he was
like babe like I just want to [ __ ] you
in the ass and I'm like turn it off yeah
I'm like dude get the baby oil like
oh
did he introduce you to beating the [ __ ]
out of you too yeah
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see what happened
we were all sober and we was all
consenting
you were drunk there were no drugs
around I was the only one that was
probably drunk you were drunk you were
belligerent bro I have bro I got some I
got crazy footage of [ __ ] I shouldn't
even say that but for the patreon
no no no
wait let me tell you let me tell you the
best time right okay let me tell you the
best time this is one of the last times
that I did [ __ ] Molly okay yeah
you talk about me being sober you're
wrong let me tell you I already kicked
off no I'm trying to tell you I went to
a party in Vegas
um
crazy everybody's having a good ass time
some guys I know they say hey we got
these big you know they have the little
mollies and they got the big mollies you
know what I'm saying so I took the big
Molly they say only do half I said [ __ ]
this I'm in Vegas I'm having a good time
Memorial weekend let's do it try to get
a little tiny little [ __ ] so I pop
that [ __ ] and I think I lost my
hearing I lost my [ __ ] sight for a
little bit I thought I was gonna [ __ ]
die uh my Consciousness was gone I was
just praying your dick was still working
right my dick I wasn't even thinking
about my dick at that time you hear what
I'm saying but
I ended up snapping back into it and my
homeboy ended up taking the same type of
pill we were both working on these two
women the whole [ __ ] night so I
snapped back in it I got my girl I go to
the back to the room I'm [ __ ] the
[ __ ] out of her you know what I'm saying
his girl is there he's passed out on the
couch so my girl keeps going up to her
she's like hey what's up come [ __ ] with
us and she's just like nah and after
like the third fourth time asking her
you feel me she came in the room with us
and [ __ ] too started eating her out you
know what I'm saying and we got cracking
I got the video I had glasses on too I'm
over there winging it on him I'm [ __ ]
the [ __ ] out of bubbles just sleep on
the couch yep mahina wake up to the next
morning
hey and uh were you the only one of
Molly and they were just like uh because
it wasn't off the Molly no more it
kicked off Oh I thought you were starved
the Molly kicks off in a couple hours
[ __ ] I told you I thought I was gonna
die oh so you were so it kind of sobered
you up I was happy to be alive and I was
like it's time for some tiny [ __ ] did
you [ __ ] her [ __ ] what were you
drinking that night I didn't I wasn't
into like that back then so are you into
anal now ah it's not what do you mean
it's not my first Choice it's cool okay
like is she on a period or something
then let's go for it all right you know
what I'm saying yeah I'll be [ __ ]
[ __ ] on the very sometimes yeah it's
cool yeah I know I love talking sex you
love period sex yeah I do [ __ ]
vampire wow has he ever ate any
appearance yeah you say faster you
[ __ ] know he said no I did it no but
there's a tampon in so it's different
you know you like stop the flow of the
blood you eating that eggs is that what
it is that egg is gonna be good out
there period is it that X so he ate he
eats it with the tampon in yeah
there's no blood there's any spotting uh
no no no blood doesn't come out when
there's a tampon in like I do like I'll
take a shower right after pop that
[ __ ] tampon in then just get to eat
in you know wait is that [ __ ] real when
a girl's on her period supposed to [ __ ]
in the water because your baby starts
running you know I think that is true
yeah
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do it I've had sex at a public pool
before
not as enjoyable I swear to God poor sex
was pretty cool we not climbed the fence
it was only us you climb the fence bro
you know we got bunnies over here
but look but look listen listen behind
the fan and bro she was like already
like the whole time we're at the Block
she was kind of like choosing up and
then I was like let's go kick it and she
was like nah [ __ ] only you and your
other homie like her her home girls
fitting the other homie but we're with a
gang of the homies she's like not only
you and your homie and I'm like [ __ ]
the army's coming but I'm over here just
am I I'm gonna kick with the hummus and
I'm like
let's get it cracking you feel me joined
the pool we were swimming for a little
bit and started [ __ ] in the water
how was that
uh you know in your head you would think
the push is going to be wet because it's
in the water that's not the way it works
yeah boy so it kind of we kind of had to
like adjust to where like you feel me
but it was cool as [ __ ] yeah I [ __ ] it
was a one-time experience I don't like
it's crazy I should be a junior
lifeguard at the oh my foreign
couples [ __ ] before like in the water
and [ __ ] did you jack off
let me ask you what is your worst sexual
experience hey wait before you do this
is is this your only partner yeah he's
the [ __ ] man what I mean I have done
content with other girls but I don't
really consider no we talking about
dicks yeah no he's my only dick
um and all right uh well obviously
people catch him but like
would he be open to you like let's say
like
what [ __ ] answer for him fool like
let's say a big
big porn star hugest dick in the [ __ ]
world wants to [ __ ] you it's not gonna
happen real [ __ ] right there
yeah
the wrong way this time I think Society
has it [ __ ] up because big dicks like
no like I feel like that would hurt you
know the tiny hassle for sure yeah
exactly like you don't want to like go
to the hospital have to [ __ ] stitch
up your [ __ ] or anything yeah and
that's hot oh yeah [ __ ] sick [ __ ]
first he's off Molly he's [ __ ] he's
having a threesome blind
yeah like if you have like an average
like a little above average dick like
that's perfect like don't feel pressured
if you have like an average dick like
girls love that [ __ ]
if it's too big it's like oh my God like
get out of me
I think it's like 50 50 huh don't ask me
[ __ ] I don't know forever girl you're
asking me for I was I would say that out
loud I'm like in my head I'm like I'm
like I'm like I'm like because I've seen
interviews where girls like yeah big ass
[ __ ] dick in my tiny little house so
I'm like damn girl no you will [ __ ] on a
big dick if you take it in a tiny little
[ __ ] like that's just
especially if eating tacos like you do
yeah Chipotle [ __ ] Portuguese and
Mexican food yeah for real I had tacos
yesterday so if we have anal tonight
like that's just all coming out how many
times a week do you guys have sex
like like five yeah film everything
no oh okay okay I try to but you know
you just kind of like want to enjoy the
moment like get dick down you don't want
to [ __ ] knock flashlight on your face
and [ __ ] like that yeah exactly I feel
it what was your worst sexual experience
probably when I [ __ ] on his dick I was
like actually really embarrassed at
first but he was like no like it's cool
you just wipe it off go in the shower
then like just [ __ ] my [ __ ] after oh
he's a sick [ __ ] I love it yeah no we're
dirty like we're nasty like y'all don't
take showers and [ __ ] no no we take we
take showers every time before we [ __ ] I
make him like wash his hands first brush
his teeth but like when I see
I see if I [ __ ] on your dick like who
cares
yeah like we've pissed on each other
pissed on each other oh you pissed like
a golden showering yeah I like doing
that when I'm in the shower yeah no you
have to do in the shower I mean we have
to piss on her [ __ ] on her toes
no we've done it outside the shower but
like immediately after you just go in
the shower I like poop peeing in the
belly button
um we haven't tried
you're a [ __ ] god
sip it out this food was turned down
would you would you sip it out
afterwards I gotta try it that's some
good content actually drink it but if
it's only a small amount that's the
belly button
if I'm drunk enough who knows what
happened two nights yeah I'm already
like drunk so I'm like all right let's
go home I'm you're drunk right now just
a little bit
yeah
you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] guy
yeah I was like there might not be
alcohol there so [ __ ] let me get some
class amigos
amigos what I mean nose you're so crazy
dick yeah
yeah a [ __ ] took my dick off costumes
across Amigos one of the best heads I've
ever got in my life yeah I know
casimigos makes the [ __ ] go crazy
I just said this yesterday that Casa
Migos has been taking the cake but I'm a
Reposado type of [ __ ] I like the brown
I think it's like over hyped it's not
over hyped I don't know it doesn't get
me as drunk as the blanco the block will
be getting me yeah that'd be getting me
[ __ ] [ __ ] up
exactly what's your worst sex experience
mine was it being blind will have a
threesome
no my worst sexual experience is that
one time it was a bad it was a bad Vegas
trip and all these sexual experience
come in Vegas it was a bad Vegas trip
the phone was dry I didn't have no
options and there was like a three who
was dming me you feel me and I was drunk
as [ __ ] like a like a like a 2.5 2.53
like like somebody that you wouldn't
want to walk around the casino with like
Nordstrom like she's a monster like
she's a monster not a monstro I don't
know what the [ __ ] is monster in Spanish
oh yeah yeah yeah so I ain't gonna lie I
was horny that day I hit her up I was
like man pull up you feel me she said
come get me from the elevator I was like
nah I didn't even want me yeah I was
like just come to the [ __ ] room and
she got there and I was like for me to
make this [ __ ] happen I gotta turn off
all the [ __ ] lights so I turned off
all the [ __ ] lights and we getting it
cracking and I'm like this [ __ ] is wet
as [ __ ] and I'm [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of
her because when I'm drunk I'm well I'm
super drunk I'm [ __ ] going crazy when
those lights turn off are drunk that
three turns into like an eight but see
I'm thinking she's somebody else yeah
yeah I mean so I'm [ __ ] her I'm
thinking I'm [ __ ] somebody else you
know what I'm saying so I'm really into
it and [ __ ] I get my [ __ ] off you know
after like 45 minutes 45 minutes yes
that's how drunk I was and and I'm I'm
showing out I'm hitting the walls I'm
doing all type of [ __ ] I'm smacking
around
spitting here tiny little [ __ ] bro I
turned the lights on it was blood
everywhere
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because I'm sitting here I'm sitting
here touching her [ __ ] I'm sitting I'm
putting my fingers in her mouth you're
eating that I'm sitting I eat it for the
record but I'm touching the walls and
I'm doing it it look like a [ __ ]
murder crime scene
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she was a 2.5 I just looked at her I
said
leave
that [ __ ] had to go and I was so
embarrassed because I'm like Not only
was she bleeding and she was a 2.5 she
was like a 2.53 and for the next couple
of years I would see her at parties and
stuff she was like hey she would give
you that look and that wink to like yeah
we had sex before and [ __ ] I was so
[ __ ] embarrassed that [ __ ] was
terrible so you're learning to like
period sex or like bloody sex not that
Bloody oh that [ __ ] it's like a [ __ ]
Massacre you know what it was that the
homie already didn't want to [ __ ] so it
made it worse like if it was like a
Babbage would be like cool no it still
would have been bad but like the fact
that you're like a three
that's what I'm saying that's what I'm
saying she was a bad [ __ ] you kind of
would have took it a little less and you
know she would DM me every once in a
while and I gotta act like I don't see
it I feel and I'm like in her list of
Rogues you get what I'm saying
like she slayed me
what about you literally
um Vegas go ahead Vegas a [ __ ] I was
[ __ ] I was drunk as [ __ ] and
I remember like At first I didn't even
we were [ __ ] but I was just like
laying on and she was just writing me
but I was I remember just like being
there and just falling asleep coming
back up
let me actually have a great
relationship and she was like I was
young and you were just you were [ __ ]
hard and I remember just hitting it from
the back and I just stopped and had to
go throw up
that was that was the worst part the
fact that I was already like just
getting like she was just writing me and
I was just right there that is but I was
so drunk I was just like ah you know I
can't even talk [ __ ] because like when
he my boyfriend's passed out or like
he's just tired or drunk I'm like are
you just lay there I'm gonna [ __ ] use
your dick real quick just like I thought
she would but she said when I was
hitting it from the back I was doing my
[ __ ] but I just stopped made a [ __ ]
just went
all over like the bathroom outside and
then she she was like she was like I
felt so bad I was so horny but she's
like I just [ __ ] like put you in the
shower and then you just put your own
box on and you fell asleep and I was
like you're a great person for that you
feel me like what you would have been
like yeah but she's like she was like
you were hitting from the back and I
don't know where I turned around and you
were just I was just like yeah okay
question so has a girl ever like thrown
up on your guys's dick yeah yeah I got a
video of it
you want to show patreon your video
or maybe not my dick
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honestly like I think that she taught
like that shows the dedication
um mine was like in the whip
so it was like I was kind of hard
because I was like am I gonna get a
[ __ ] I gotta get a detail my [ __ ]
you know what I mean but it was but it
was but honestly it was cool because the
next day she was like dude I can't
believe I throw my dick was it please
yeah that was I think that was but it
was let me see like clam chowder I hate
that yeah what the [ __ ] that would be a
little bit uncomfortable this [ __ ] Josh
back there
I gotta find it why are you looking for
that so you are only fans right how's
the hustle
you know I am a stripper for my main job
so only fans is more like a side hustle
you tripping both of you guys is
tripping all the [ __ ] and [ __ ]
and everything that y'all doing y'all
should be monetizing that [ __ ] the right
way what is the most money you've made
on on all events I'd rather not say for
real is it good or bad it's good okay
yeah you guys look like y'all living
good a little bit yeah [ __ ] each
other stripping well the whole reason
why we had for doing this right now we
want to help people like you yeah
subscribe
subscribe subscribe you have to give
them something to subscribe for though
oh okay can we get some titties or
something for the patreon
I'll fit under this okay let's see the
office who turns offer you or your
boyfriend
he approved it though I know he did he
was like man just put a [ __ ] here we
go put for the camera please and please
and tell me your only friend subscribe
look
onlyfans.com
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niggle it this far
is that your ruining
oh wow oh here we go who chose this face
this is why you get the patreon oh
yeah
this could be a song
yay
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am I throwing this wrong
I think so oh yeah well how much is that
worth in pesos
um I think that was like I'll give you
like four tacos a soda and like a gift
okay
then
oh I love Mexico by the way I hope so
you come from there I'm from there
motherland you've been a motherland are
you in Africa no not yet I want to go
yeah look he's like this he's like hey
tell her what to do bro what you think
I like the Air Forces those is fire is
that not okay do you have two feet
yeah I do already done right now yeah
can I see him yeah okay fire feet turned
me on feet turn me on yeah I hate to
admit it but I like I'm a toe sucker now
like the white oh they're cool
what okay so do you like the toes that
are the second toes longer than no
that's so weird so that's weird okay
guys
I like I like you know what it is I like
how feet looking [ __ ] on high heels
yeah it kind of turns me off especially
like stripper heels like that she looks
fire
uh should we just be a little too big
they got a whole platform under them but
you don't like that [ __ ]
um no no not really I like the bare foot
I like when I'm hitting it missionary
and the foot is on my face yeah you said
you're a toe sucker and I kissed the
toes and I lick the toes and [ __ ] that
turns them off
some grandfather to suck my toes you
should let her I did I want to wear the
pedicure it feels good right
um I haven't done it but [ __ ] I never
got a link to anything it's kind of it's
kind of weird have you ever had a [ __ ]
lick your nipples do you know I've had a
[ __ ] do the the [ __ ] I was like I kind
of feel I was like oh [ __ ] what you mean
this [ __ ] like she's like rub my nipple
so she wrote your breasteses my breasts
my man titties so I actually brought a
surprise what's the surprise let's go
it's for do now oh
no it's for dinner yeah
here we go
wait why do you know why you didn't
bring anything
oh okay
you guys are the same culture it's hard
to understand more oh
here we go
little patreon
I thought you brought something have you
noticed been sitting like this lately
he's like
oh I for sure we'll put on but I'll put
on a wait has anybody used this no I
actually just wiped it down before you
got here you want me to wipe it down
again
come on dude you got to do I'm not
putting that on you might be [ __ ]
crazy no dude no you got to put it on I
ain't putting [ __ ] on let me see patreon
bro this is wild that's fire let's see I
want to put this on a [ __ ]
oh oh yeah I'm taking this home come
here [ __ ]
oh let's go you gotta do it for the
patreon no I'm not putting this on you
know what
[ __ ] you Josh bro you gotta do it man
you watch the show this is the person
that you do content with let's see come
on bro wait do you have your boyfriend
I don't know
I might have used it it was when I was
like a cam girl guys would like love
that [ __ ] oh oh yeah so you've had this
for a while
maybe like a year how long have you had
that
oh wow yeah it's definitely been used
before come on do you know she says the
present for you
[Laughter]
this is wild I've never seen them in
person lucky well let her spank you then
come on
he can hit you then you hit him
afterwards [ __ ] him you could hit
your boyfriend and then I'll hit you
that's that's the deal come on let's do
it you don't want against me yeah let me
spank you come on yeah
oh you like the whipping
no no turns you on like what's like your
what's your king fool because she told
us like the whole [ __ ] and spitting
getting whooped but there has to be
something I like just [ __ ] get your
dick like this
[Laughter]
oh hey I got I got a new one for y'all
uh since this is no jumper we got to hit
her with a kendama
[Laughter]
then I heard just [ __ ] a dildo you
were like all right baby working boom
walked out
I think I
think yeah I'm like you just made noise
and I have to refilm this whole thing
are you ever jealous of the dildos
you know you know what it is I think
that's cool I think I think like if my
[ __ ] were to have a dildo I would I
would I would you know like I wouldn't
I'd be like yeah go ahead babe go [ __ ]
yourself I ain't gonna I ain't gonna
like that no honestly it's all about the
vibrators oh yeah so this so this
doesn't really get you going no that's
more for visuals that's your present
that ain't my pleasure you know what you
know what if you were look just because
I love your Vibe if you were like to put
in a box I'll put it in my [ __ ]
request the [ __ ] is that you want it
like you know like now let's say if you
were to give me a dope exclusive hat
I'll put it like where it could be like
legendary I ain't collecting no deal
though you could put in a box put in a
box you gotta [ __ ] what's that [ __ ]
called when you trademark gifts and [ __ ]
was like the word for that when you get
like get a certificate for the gift
it's a certified Nicolette dildo that
has been in my [ __ ] and ass like that's
a rare collector's item where's
collectors if we sell that on your only
friends yeah hit me up at only fans guys
how much would you start out for
like 200 bucks why if you think your
vagina and a little tiny little [ __ ]
wear 200 bucks oh it's worth more I say
more what do you do how much you think
you should sell it for
um like 500
7 000 it's a collective item right hit
me up seven thousand dollars whoever
wants it we should do that for patreon
we should do a a dildo [ __ ] uh
auction off yeah can we have this
one you don't even want to spanker you
was over here getting squeamish and [ __ ]
what if I was trying to get money we
should sell it on patreon [ __ ] yourself
hey what'd you say earlier well I know
where like why people like doing this
[ __ ]
bro I'm not gonna lie like my ass is on
[ __ ] fire right now I don't even
think this hurt as much as that
[ __ ] oh yeah
if I was to hit you with that bamboo
you probably would have to get surgery
yeah I'd probably bleed
you like that [ __ ] she gave you a boner
right now no you don't want patreon
you're the one that said stitches in the
household was like yeah that's off
okay dude
you're right Mr lifeguard it's your life
girl I'm telling you what I was like
holy [ __ ]
that's his dope how long we've been on
we've been on for
oh yeah
yeah is your boyfriend in it no oh I see
the tiny [ __ ] yeah it's tiny but that
[ __ ] hoe is huge
what's the 22 for
um it's like a lucky number like I don't
care number yeah so in this video I am
injecting my [ __ ] and [ __ ] with
artificial [ __ ]
artificial artificial cows yeah so they
have like [ __ ] Lube it's Lube that is
meant to like look like come
they definitely use the movies
I don't know dude I was watch the
[ __ ] video yeah let's watch it it's
five minutes long so we're gonna react
for five minutes yeah react for five
minutes okay come on that [ __ ] was
very tiny yeah
Josh is skipping it what a weirdo
what's the best part where I'm injecting
it oh
subscribe if you want the full video
subscribe subscribe
is this song can we get something
do you ask today how it like pulses it's
tiny little [ __ ]
I like your nose thank you
oh my goodness
don't touch me right now do you know
oh it doesn't like bait oh what the [ __ ]
yeah
that's probably what points are you when
the guy kind of yeah wait what I'm
making
yeah I got a fat [ __ ]
you think that's fat guys is that fat
it's like medium medium how do you set
your camera to in your bed where it
doesn't move
um that was filmed on a webcam
oh
and did it was one of your videos I went
a super viral and crazy on your own
event yeah people love that one they
want
they want part two
are you gonna make a part two for the
only fans oh yeah
I'm definitely for the patreon yeah but
I want to like get much more
how much come did you buy there it was
like a full bottle oh they're like tiny
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so this is like where like if your
boyfriend were to walk in it would throw
you off
well it wouldn't throw
them I just like my [ __ ] to be very
aesthetically pleasing like I don't want
no background noises of like doors
opening or like hey babe like what are
you doing you know
oh yeah you're still putting if they
come in your ass okay I'll be back you
hungry you want the Subway
[Laughter]
[ __ ] that [ __ ] crazy yeah
and there's like okay so another crazy
video that I did is someone ordered a
custom from me where they were like
super into like weird [ __ ] they wanted
me to do a gang bang with cucumbers
so I went to the store got a bunch of
cucumbers and I just like [ __ ] all of
my holes with them
I wish we've seen that yeah
any more videos Josh we could show them
they gotta subscribe to the only thing
yeah it's only fourteen dollars and
seven dozen dollars for the dildo yeah
how much are we selling this one for I'm
a business you didn't even like it I
just wasn't gonna put it on but there's
some free bro there's a guy that wanted
to her to [ __ ] herself with a bunch of
different cucumbers yeah yeah we can do
that for five thousand this one five
thousand what about the spank that God
this is my
I say 10 bands 10
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10 and this has definitely made me like
bleed before have like um bruises ah
you ever hit her in the hair with it
no he likes to use his hand s for that
bro can you hit her for the patreon come
on it's consensual let's go
give her a give her a good slap for us
please
two three
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[ __ ] yeah hey shout out to Nicolette
that was dope [ __ ] subscribe to
[ __ ] patreon it's one of the
most wild interviews I've ever done
Nicolet you were you you were amazing
your Vibe was amazing thank you and make
sure you guys subscribe and shout out to
our tiny [ __ ] and her tiny little
[ __ ] yeah and they're getting beat up
so girls if y'all watching this let your
man beat the dark [ __ ] out of you shout
out her boyfriend for being a great
sport yeah
being a team player and enjoying her
[ __ ] tiny little aspirin getting [ __ ]
on his dick yeah your new name doll
We're not gonna say his name but his
name is chili dogger
chili dog master
yes
yeah
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later