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Thank you. Hi, I have a one o'clock reservation. Bradshaw. I used to make our lunch reservations in Big's name, but today I put it in mine because that's what friends do. You're the party's already here. Hey, are you hungry? 'Cause I'm hungry. I got up at 6:00, worked out, hardly had any breakfast. They have a great Cobb salad here, so what do you say? Shall we eat?
Let's see. Willie. And that's when I realized it. Big was nervous. It was odd. The new friend part of me felt incredibly compassionate, while the old girlfriend part of me felt incredibly smug. You okay? Yeah. Wow, you look good. Thank you. So do you. Good afternoon. How the Cobb salad is very good here. Can I get you something to drink? Um, iced tea, mineral water, scotch.
An hour later, I had solved the unsolvable friendship equation. It seems the answer is: Cosmopolitans plus scotch equals friendship with an X. And what about your music? If I had to listen to freaking Blood, Sweat and Tears one more time. Hey, Blood, Sweat and Tears is great stuff. Ten minutes after we're awake. Okay, tell me about the girl. Really? Yeah. Friends talk about their relationships. So go ahead, friend. Tell me about the girl. Well, she's, she's very sweet. Okay, enough. Don't tell me about the girl. No, can do. Uh, maybe we should make a pact. We don't talk about our relationships until they get really serious or something. Okay. Carrie, it is serious. We're engaged. I wanted you to hear it from me. But I just got a splitting headache. Well, I, I didn't know how to tell you it. And when you call from L.A., how can you be engaged? You have a problem with commitment, remember? In fact, you told me you never wanted to get married again, ever. Well, things change. Meaning what? You just didn't want to marry me. Look, Natasha. No, don't say her name to me. Don't you dare say her name to me. You string me along for two years and then you marry some 25-year-old girl after only five months. I did not stray. Okay. Yeah, right. Fine. That's right. You didn't string me along. You know what? I have to go. I have a headache. Don't help me. Don't you help me. Carrie, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. What? What is it? Don't end it like this. So you're the one that ended it like this? I was trying to be friendly. So, you know what? This seems like a much better way to end things. So go, go be engaged. Get married to an AI Nijinsky or whatever her name is. Have a nice life. Don't worry about me. I'm fine. These steps are very dangerous.
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