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One day, when would you allow to drive your kids to school?
>> Uh Ernie, however, let me give you the story. Shaq kidnapped my son once.
>> Jesus Christ. We're in Houston, Texas.
>> Damn you, Shaq. You sure you want to tell this?
>> No, it's Ernie. No, he he he laughs about it. So, this is the '90s.
>> Oh, this is young, crazy like funny Shaq. Yeah, yeah.
>> He his daughter at the time and my son went to the same preschool.
>> Oh, he kidnapped the baby.
>> But I he's he's sick. I don't know Shaq that well. We played against each other. I don't know him. I don't have his cell phone number.
>> Now, this ain't this ain't your boy, your your teammate, your homey.
>> I just cuz cuz cuz he still played in in Orlando and so
>> This Orlando Shaq?
>> But he he his his his the the the the mom lived in Houston, though. So, he wasn't there. They lived around the corner from me, but he didn't live around the corner. So, he goes into the school. And I come in and I'm like, "Hey, where's KJ?" "Oh, Shaquille picked him up." I'm like, "Shaquille?" I I'm not even thinking Shaquille is Shaq.
>> Right.
>> They go, "Shaq." I'm like, "You gave my son to Shaq?"
>> What?
>> I'm like, "What is going on?" I'm like, "I don't have his number." So, I have to call my wife at the time. She calls her. We get I'm like, "Shaq, where are you?" He's like, "Yo, um" I said, "You got my son?" He's like, "Yeah, I was picking up my daughter and he was like, 'Hey, can I go with y'all?' And I said, 'Yeah.'" I said, "Where are you?" He's like, "We're at the mall. We're going shopping." I said, "Shaq, what time are y'all going to be back? Just meet me at the school." He brings them back. He he got a haircut.
>> Oh, no, man.
>> He gave my son a haircut. Like, he went to the No, not just the mall. They got a haircut. He's got a part in his head. I'm like, "Yo, what?"
>> No.
>> I don't know Shaq more than you know me at this point.
>> Oh, right.
>> Like we I'm on your show.
>> Right.
>> But I don't know you.
>> Right.
>> Yeah, I was saying the most precious thing in your life.
>> He took my son, got a haircut, and got him clothes. He had bags and sneakers and gear coming in. He's like, "All right, Uncle Shaq."
>> That is a great story, bro.
>> That's it.
>> You got to kidnap my son.
>> That's what you start looking like. Is your ear pierced?
>> Yo, yo, what's crazy but here here we are 20 years later and we're on the same show. I would have never I didn't know.
>> But the picture that you painted is like this is young Shaq. Young This is you don't know this man.
>> of cars.
>> Yeah.
>> They all like roll in.
>> You got to Google Shaq the way Shaq looked in do
>> They pull up to the school, it's like three cars and everybody the music's blasting. My son is in the back like that. He's sexy. He's like, "What the" He's like, "Motherfucker that" I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't We don't listen to that."
>> Give it up. Give it up. Give it to me.
>> I like that.
>> Kind of like that.
>> No, Shaq, Shaq, we he doesn't listen to the cursing words.
>> Yeah, man.
>> Yeah.