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Oh, what's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. We are here in Vixen's Cabaret. They welcomed us to come in and sit down, and I figured I'd bring, uh, three amazing [ __ ] people. So, let's have a good time and let's just, uh, try to figure out exactly what turns all of you weirdos on. Oh, awesome! Yeah.
Um, so we actually did things differently this time. We actually, they already, you guys already [ __ ] oh, wait, right, this morning. Yeah, my legs are still shaking. Yeah. [Music]
Due to our, uh, our, uh, time crunch, we had to do a reverse today. So, you guys have already [ __ ]. It was [ __ ] amazing, I'm gonna be honest. Great angles, a lot of positions that you guys did.
Peter, this is your first podcast, sex podcast?
Uh, yeah, yeah, sex part. Well, sorry, no, no, it's not. But this one is the first podcast that I do on a trip that you actually enjoy in a strip club. Yeah, bro. Awesome, awesome.
All right, so this podcast is, we want to get to know, obviously, Chloe's been on this before. If you guys are the brand new ones, we want to know what turns you guys on, what gets you going, what do you [ __ ] love about a woman, what do you love about a dude? And, uh, so I'll start with you first. What is the, where's the craziest place you've ever [ __ ]?
Um, there's this place I've ever [ __ ] probably on the beach because only stupid people [ __ ] on the beach. Sand gets in your coochie, and it's honestly like not a pleasant experience. But I was really [ __ ] up, so I didn't really notice. But that's the same. You're like, "Yeah," and I was like, "Oh my God, my pussy's chafed like [ __ ] sandpaper." Oh my God!
But the craziest place I ever saw? In a church.
Oh, you know what? I keep hearing that a lot, that people will be, a lot of people, like everybody, all, have you all [ __ ] done [ __ ] in the church?
I've done bad things in a church, too. I don't think I've gone that far, but I've had like my girl where we went like at the time, and she was just like grabbing my [ __ ], like doing the whole thing. This makes you horny. Where in the church did this happen?
So, I thought in like one of like the back rooms of like a church, like not in the [ __ ], like the room where they hold match. Not the confession, not the confession. I want to do none [ __ ] so bad, and I've never been booked for it.
Is that, you know, gonna piss people off, though? The religion?
No, not at all. Who gets pissed? Many religious people are sexually repressed. I think all of us probably grew up in religious households to some degree, like, and you fool around in church, we're at, yeah, it's very young doing bad things with little boys.
Okay, Peter, so I've learned today that you absolutely love sucking on the toes.
You know, uh, you run out of things to do after, after 10 years of, of porn. You gotta find new things. You gotta, you know, sometimes you're on set for hours, and you know, you've gone through the whole Mish, doggy, writings, and you're just like, "I am running out of juice." Something about a girl's nice little soft foot, just even in my hand, I'm like, "Look to the non-feet guys, look at your own feet, and look at a girl's nice little cute ass face. You'll get it." Yep.
Okay, so you've always been in the feet?
I haven't. No, uh, I think this happened to me like during like year three or four. I shot like a scene where they're like, "Yo, can you like put her toes in your mouth?" I was like, "Yeah, sure." And then like it just [ __ ] dawned on you that you loved it. I was like, "You know what? I, I could do this."
I got Chloe in the leg and feet, honestly. Yeah, isn't it amazing? I didn't even know if I met him, and I was like, "Yeah."
So, my thing is, a girl that takes care of her feet takes care of everything else above. Exactly. It's like, it's a good tell-tale sign of like what's defined. Yeah, but sometimes you go on vacation, and then like your toenail polish gets tipped, and, oh yeah, it's not even the nail polish itself. It's like sometimes just look at the bottom of a girl's foot. Some girls have [ __ ] goddesses.
Like one time I shot a scene, and I kid you not, I'm banging this girl missionary, and her feet are kind of like just like hitting me on the side. You're like, by the end of the position, my [ __ ] skin was going raw from the calluses on this girl. He's like chipping away on my skin. So that's [ __ ] nasty.
So, how would you rate, I mean, Chloe's [ __ ]?
10, 10. I already said it, dude. I was like, he was sucking the toes. It was really good earlier because originally Chloe, um, wasn't supposed to be in it. And then for whatever reason, when they told me they were gonna bring you on, I was like, "Oh, for that, that one."
No, no, no, wait. So, so we were, I was supposed to shoot Peter and Chloe like two weeks ago. Something happened. I know you ass clown is what I'm explaining. And then I called you and I was like, "Yo, would you want to do a podcast with these two?" And then I call him to see if he's even down for that, and he's like, "I'm down, but I wanna suck her [ __ ] toes." So then I called you back and I was like, "Look, you're down, you're, you're on, but make sure those toes are good." Yeah, and then she showed up this morning, and I was like, "That was better be done." I always been sexy sister day one. Got you.
So, um, you probably don't know the number, Chloe. You probably lost count. What do you guys think your body count is?
What are you talking about? You know what? You haven't been on the podcast in like a year. I've probably added about 50.
Are we counting guys and girls? Guys and girls? Every, all [ __ ] time that you all consider it sex?
Well, I know I've done like hundreds of scenes, but a lot of those scenes end up being with the same guys. Like, we have like [ __ ] nine scenes. Like, I have like seven with J Mac. Like, I don't know, it's hard to like take a ballpark guess. Ballpark, like how many vaginas have you, wait, out of your whole life, right?
Yeah, I'm probably in the thousands. I had eight before I got into porn. So, yeah, just eight. Just eight hundred before you got into porn? Like, in order to break that number down for me, I'd have to just like think, "Okay, 10 years, shoot every day." Some scenes are with like me and Jane Mac did a scene once with like me, him, in a [ __ ] 50 girls. Who did that like twice? 50 tricks? 50 chicks? It was a VIP.
Yeah, what the [ __ ]? You put your, hold on, you put your wiener?
Oh, yeah, it was fantastic holes, and it's a lot harder than you think. Like a lot of, a lot of like, "Wow, seeing general ship," like you'd have to be like, "All right, everybody missionary, put it in one picture, put it in one picture, put it in one picture," all the way down. And like this scene, like it's like a marathon. Like, yeah, since it's so many girls, they just tell you like, "Go until we tell you," and it would literally be like an hour and a half of just sex, sex, that's the whole time.
So, that's what your only [ __ ] each trick for what, like a minute?
Well, you find your favorite. That's right. You know, you find the girl that's like your favorite, you just hang on to it. And like, usually everyone wants that one girl, right? So like, when you're hogging her up, you're just secretly like going like this.
So, these, these two are incredibly fun, right?
Yeah, so great. Let me ask you this, because I was, as I was filming it, I was like, "[ __ ]!" Like, these two were just, I don't know who I, because you have to give both of them equal time, right?
Yeah, I think I did a good job, right?
Yeah, I think you did a great job position them, you know. Yeah, we'll get some good ones. You're a good team. Yeah, yeah, chemistry. We've come through with each other, so it works.
Yeah, I explained to everybody, I'm like, "Dude, it's not as good as you think when it's like three or more girls." Two usually they get along, but three, for some reason, the tribalism just comes out. Like, two girls are like, and they'll just like separate the one girl. Like, I've done a scene before where, I'm not gonna say any names, it's been three girls, and like, like by the time it was time to shoot the sex, one girl was already like to the side. She was ready to cancel. She even started crying at one point. Oh, because the two girls were like enjoying me off camera, stick my dick, and the director was like, "Oh, like, you should, you know, get in there." And she's like, "No, I can't wait till the camera turns on." And immediately the, like, the bad air came out. And gotcha.
It, it seems to be the case a lot whenever it's three girls or more. Like, one of them, at least. Actually, I mean, I've only had like two threesomes my whole life, but anything more than like three, three, four, that's a lot of [ __ ]. Yeah, there's a lot of bangers.
What's your, what's your favorite sex position?
My favorite times position? You wanna, you wanna show it with, have Peter put you in the position so they can see? I love, I love the prone bone, the one we like did at the end, you know, or you just like lay down. So, you lay down on your stomach. Well, you'd be Peter. Yeah, like this in her head. Thank you. Oh my God!
What about you, Chloe? What is your favorite position?
Me? Yeah. Oh God, something crazy, something stupid. Um, like, what is it called when a guy like goes up like this and you're like a doggy and he's just like, "Oh, that's over under." Yeah, I've been really enjoying that.
You're in what position are you laying in? Oh, you're a dog like that and the dude's like this. Yeah, that's technically called over under. Yeah, these days it's a good one that [ __ ] hits.
So, I gotta ask, you guys tweet a lot, especially you. You're always tweeting these horny [ __ ] tweets. When you're like, when, when you say, "I just got [ __ ] railed," did you actually just get [ __ ] railed, or you're not gonna lie, manifesting the railage?
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking, I'm not gonna go off that hard enough.
Um, I gotta give a compliment to you. Your, your anal films are [ __ ]. I, I actually told you, high five. She's like, "I told you the other night, every time I get on my timeline and Chloe Capri, your little [ __ ] butthole right there." Oh my God, seriously. Yeah, keep that [ __ ] up. Keep that [ __ ] yeah up. Yes, is that weird compliment?
Porn anal is not, it is not like real anal. It's a lot harder. Try taking a [ __ ] fire hydrant up your butthole. Part of it, too, is like you're hungry because you're prepping for anal, so you haven't ate for a while. So, it's like you're doing like one of the most strenuous things to do in porn, and you like having it for like what, like 16 hours? And you're like, "I might pass out." But that victory meal after this, oh my God!
What's your favorite, what's your deal? But like, victory meal is going to be something sloppy.
Oh yeah, I always get it. I like the Mexican food. Yes, or like a crispy chicken sandwich with like the coleslaw and the potatoes and the mac and cheese. Yeah, you earned that [ __ ] or chilies.
What's the, uh, what is the biggest dick you have ever taken?
Dread. Dread in my ass. What the [ __ ]? Wow, my ass twice. [Music]
What about you? What is the biggest dick you've ever taken? Taken my [ __ ]? Yeah, um.