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What's up everybody? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. We're in Miami during XBIZ. I got Alex Jones, Quentin James, and Chloe Temple. Uh, Chloe wanted this. I asked, "Yes, for this?" Chloe hit me up. I did. She's my roommate. She said, "Yo, I haven't been on the podcast in a year. Ryan, put me on." I said, "Chloe, what do you want?" She goes, "I want to get [ __ ] by two big ass dudes." So I thought I'd bring you guys back. Thank you, Ryan.
So, uh, a little recap. I'm just gonna say this right out the gate. I was at Cabaret last night, partying my just having a good time with friends, and all of a sudden, Quentin walks in. And, uh, shout you out, right? Yeah, Damon. Damon. Damon. Yeah, this guy right here. Damon Dice. You weren't here, but check this [ __ ] out. So we're, uh, we're enjoying sitting at the table, and I have this stripper walk up to me. Now, I have shorts on. Is this the first table we're at? This is the set. Well, it started at the first table because then, then we got, we got moved. I was like, "What the [ __ ] is this guy's Mayweather?" Honestly, you guys all came in with your white suits on. I was like, "All right, cool. Balling out." And then, you know, Floyd came in and kicked you [ __ ] out. So we moved over. It started there, and then it migrated over here. Okay.
And, uh, this stripper, so again, you can't have shorts on in this club. I don't ever wear underwear, right? So I'm sitting here on the booth, and this girl is up my shorts, jerking me off. Next to you, I think so. So, um, this was like later in the night, obviously. So the girl's jerking me off, playing my balls. I was feeling freaky. I was like, "Yo, finger my ass." She starts fingering my ass, right? Quentin walks out of nowhere. He just comes walking up and he's like, "Ryan." And she pulls her hand out of my [ __ ] shorts. No, hold on. "Says, 'Hi, I'm so-and-so.'" Quinton goes, "Hi, yes, that girl in the [ __ ] white like lingerie?" Yeah. [ __ ] do not remember that at all. This morning when I woke up, I was like, "What is this crusty on my bed?" Oh my God. So yes, she was. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I didn't think shook someone's hand or did this or did a hug or I got Sanchez. I'm not sure what. I kept telling her, I was like, "Look, just keep going. I'll say for you. Let me just not in your hand." She's like, "Cool. Poppy, I got you. I got you." And then you walked up. She [ __ ] threw it out. "Hi." I was like, "Holy [ __ ]." Quentin. Yeah. Back to sit down. You just came up to say, "Why don't you hand me another shot?" Or just, I don't know. I was drinking. You were drinking. You kept paying me shots. I don't know. All I know is that she pulled her [ __ ] hand out of her shorts. My shorts smelled that [ __ ] finger. That's so [ __ ] up. Brand new, brand new Jersey. Let's get it in there. There you go. I don't trust that because even when we get tested, there's a little anal swamp. There we go. I'm trying to trust myself.
Me and a few friends the other night were at, um, okay, and we were upstairs and had a little table and stuff. And I was over by the ATM. Are you showing me the story here? And, uh, I was standing there, and this chick just comes. I'm like on my phone, and she came up and she just starts grabbing my dick like through my pants. It's Miami, bro. Yeah. And I was like, "Oh." She goes, she's like, she's like, "Come, come [ __ ] me in the back." And I was like, "What? Come [ __ ] me?" And I was like, [Music] I [ __ ] know. Throw that up higher. I'm sorry. As well, just throw it, throw it up on the, yeah, there you go. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude. Miami strippers, there, they will. You walk in the club, they see what they like, they'll grab your dick. And it's not like, okay, so I'll tell you this. I went to Vegas. Uh, we did a, uh, our second tour. Yeah, you were a part of that, right? Go out to Vegas. Uh, this club called Has to Come Out. Been there. They were like, "Hey, come join us. Table on us." I was like, "Sick. Cool." I get there, and the strippers are like, "Hey, we can go to the VIP room for like 100 bucks. I'll wow you." I'm like, "[ __ ] what am I getting for that hundred?" Right? They're like, "Oh, well, I'll surprise you." And I'm like, "Sweetheart." So I go back home to Miami, and I ask a girl, "What am I getting for 200?" Is she gonna tell me? And it's actually gonna [ __ ] happen? Yeah. So I gotta say, dude, Miami strippers, y'all just [ __ ] way better than West Coast. Well, yeah, I mean, and they got to get them. Come on, come on. With us last night, they're like, "Well, you know, you take care of us and this and you've got like whatever." And I'm like, "Fish, we've got these girls here. They're gonna do this [ __ ] for free anyway." S those things were literally trying. She was like, "Oh, uh, I'll go home and, uh, blow you. Pay me 400." That's a sweet. I ain't paying you for [ __ ]. She's like, "Cool, cool. Uh, what about your friends?" She's like, "Your friend, have him pass." Like, he ain't gonna [ __ ] pay you. Like, you do you see the women? Yeah. Yes.
All right, so we'll jump into this podcast. Uh, that's yes. I'm sorry that I dirty sanchez you, man. Basically. Yes. So Chloe Temple, here it is. Here is your episode that you created. Why did you pick these two awesome ass dudes? Because they're both amazing and have great penis. Yeah. Yeah, great penis. I call it David and Goliath, you know what I mean? Amazing. So you have worked with the both of them? Yes. A long time. A long time. Yeah. But together, though, it's never happened. And you guys don't really come to Florida that much. So the fact that I might be coming back now. Get another one. Another one. That's amazing. That's amazing. Um, all right, so, uh, [ __ ] man. So all of you guys have been on this pod. Uh, God, you, uh, [ __ ] I was really about to ask you a question and I can't think. Real quick. Um, [ __ ] man, I don't know. I'm drawing a blank. That's [ __ ]. Oh, give me a second. Come on. Whip up something nasty. Give me a second. Whip out something nasty. Obviously. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Do you want to just blow him as we [ __ ] chat? I mean, I'm sure Alex will get to the point where you, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna blow me right now? While we were with that. Okay. Volunteering. Yeah. Two more minutes. Give me two more minutes. YouTube's got this [ __ ]. We gotta do at least 10 minutes on YouTube and then, uh, what not. And then, yeah. Are they? Are you doing a DP today or no? I'm not doing a [ __ ]. No. Do this right. Double batch with his. That's what I was thinking. That. Yeah. Yeah. I'll put it. Yeah. You want to do a double batch today? I. Why not? Holy [ __ ]. Does that hurt? Do you guys know how to do that? Yeah. I do it all the time. Yeah. Does that, does that hurt them? Like, how does that feel for you? It feels great. You feel full. Yeah. I mean, she's gonna feel full enough with him, and then I'm coming. It's just gonna be like, meh. It's extra. No, when, when they're both, when the both of you guys are in her vagina, are you guys both? Yeah, or is that just one? It depends. It's hard because she can just pump as well. If you're both in there, or you both got to get the same, the rhythm, the rhythm going. But sometimes the anchor is hard. It's easy for the top person to, um, you don't want to go all the way out. Not all the way. Oh my God. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you go all the way in, the other you're gonna pop out. You're gonna pop out. You're gonna stay kind of deep. But it doesn't. It it's mine doesn't matter. People like, "Can you feel his dick in there?" I'm like, "I mean, can I feel my dick stroking against his dick?" Yes. But it feels like it. Honestly, it just feels like I feel like I did. It just feels like it. Yeah. It's just like a tighter [ __ ]. Like I was doing that. I was doing. I was doing a glory hole dick lighting, is what I call it. I was doing a glory hole, and the girl put it in her ass, and I didn't even [ __ ] know it was in her ass because I can't, couldn't see it. So you don't know. It just felt the same. They're like, "Really?" I'm like, "Because we see it go in the ass, we're like, oh, this is what the ass feels like. Put it back in the [ __ ]." You're like, "It's just when you can't see it and it goes in there." I'm like, "I don't." When it's lubed up, you don't have any freaking know what's hole that's in. Yeah. How many, how many double badges have you done? I've done a couple, actually. Wow. I mean, they're pretty [ __ ] big. You got that? Yeah. I think, I mean, I think I got this under control. Yeah. Go ahead. Whip his wiener out. Well, let's throw it away. Come on. We hit the 10-minute mark. So you got this now. Oh, what does that mean? You do a little commentary. I mean, hey, we can, we should go back and forth on the balcony. Give me a bit of blog. Maybe you should. Maybe maybe you should join over there. Put Chloe in the middle and just, you know, we'll just do this the entire [ __ ]. Have a little, have a little stroke session. Why not? That's fine. Do you want to? He's like, "Let me rip it." You can smoke that on there, or you got to take a picture. All right, well, a little intermission.