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Decaf cappuccino for Joey. Coffee, black. Latte and a nice tea. I'm getting pretty good at this. Excellent. Good for you.
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Me, whoa! I'm sorry. Excuse me. Had this cart? Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now, come on, get out of my way! Oh, I'm sorry. You know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this was our car. Hey, hey, hey! There weren't any clothes in it. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules. Let's go. Come on. This is my... All right, listen, Mity, if you want this cart, you're going to have to take me with it.
Did you see that? You were incredible. You see that? A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen. And I could not have done this without you. Okay. Um, uh, more clothes in the dryer. Guess I'm fine. I'm so... What do you think? I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen. I know. So, how does this work? Going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads? Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on. Heads up, Ross. Score! You suck! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That is it. You just barge in here? You don't knock? You have respect for anybody's privacy? No, you wait. This is ridiculous. Privacy? Just say one thing. What? What? That's a relatively open weave, and I can still see your nipular areas. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I could... I could... You like this woman, right? Well, yeah. You want to see her again, right? Sure. Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now, tell me. You want to caress my butt? Okay, turn around. I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this. All right, all right, all right. I'm not working. Go ahead. Okay. I want... Okay. I... I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. There you go. Keep going. Keep going. I, uh, I want to take my tongue [Applause] and, and, and say it, say it, run it all over your body until you're trembling with, with [Laughter] [Applause] with...
Guys, you know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a J. Coincidence? Hey, that's that's Joe-incidence with a C. So, honey, I swear you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week. Now, now, the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay. Oh, look, see, now there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed supposed to play. Whoa, whoa, Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? Oh, Mar... So bad. Oh, God. Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. Sure. You didn't register for that. Moment of the... I swear who died? Who died? Roll him over. Oh, come on, roll him over. Oh, well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because Marcel, Marcel, where's... How could you lose him? I don't know. I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe. Wait, he pooped in my shoe? Which one? I don't know. The left one. Which ones? Oh, oh, those little clunky Amish things. You think go with everything. Can I use your phone? Yeah. Uh, but for future reference, um, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone. Yes, it's working. Why isn't she calling me back? Maybe she never got your message. You know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet. Well, you don't think that makes me seem a little desperate, needy, pathetic? Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad. How many beeps? She answered. You see, this is where you'd use that "hello" word we talked about. I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy. So pretty. This must have cost him a fortune. I can't believe he did this. Come on, Ross. Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? What did you just say? Crystal duck? [Applause] No, no, no. The, um, the love part. [Unintelligible] My God. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
This is unbelievable. I mean, this is unbelievable. I know. This is really, really huge. No, it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee. Uh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever going to be the same ever again. Okay, is there a mute button on this woman? I think this is so great. I mean, you and Ross, did you have any idea? No, none. I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened. So I just... What else did he say? I mean, does he like, want to go out with me? Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something. All this time. Well, I've got to talk to him. Yeah, he's in China. The country. No, no, no. Wait. His flight doesn't leave for another 45 more minutes. What about the time difference from here to the airport? You're never going to make it. Well, I've got to try. Rachel, what are you going to say to him? I don't know. Well, then maybe you shouldn't go. He's right. Because if you're just going to, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait. Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now. I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him. Here. Look. All right. Does this [Applause] help? [Music]