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Have you talked to your bishop or the church about anything?
No.
No? How come?
I don't know. Cuz like, what if they're going to like excommunicate me?
Okay, when you are out soft swinging, what do you expect with all the soft swinging?
What does that mean? Do you guys know like what they all did?
I think it's just everything but sex is what I understand.
Like oral too?
Yes. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other type stuff.
No, I just love also that it's like, okay, can do everything but sex, so it's fine.
It's like, no, you're sucking someone's dick, so sorry.
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Jen, you have two kids that you really have to think about. They're trying to heal, and which you should be healing. You just got divorced, and you need to let that settle. Cuz ultimately, me and your dad are going to be the ones that pick up the pieces. Is um, and I need to like, probably, I don't know how to say it, really say what, um, I, I have to take a pregnancy test tonight.
Are you for real?
Mhm.
Taylor, for real?
Yeah.
That you're so, you're, you're so stupid. Why would you put yourself in that?
Well, I didn't purposely do it.
You're always screwing up everything. It pisses me off. Just so tired of you doing everything to this family, and you don't even care. You're like, "H."
I'm not saying I don't want. I just don't know. At the end of the day, I do know my mom loves me and wants the best. But emotionally, I would say I have like, good days and bad days, and I'm still struggling with the gossiping and judging, and I'd rather her just support rather than tell me what to do. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like it's how it should be.
You just pissed me off, and I just don't want to even talk to you.
Oh, I'm anxious. I'm anxious. There's no way I'm going to do this.
There was a rumor that Connor was on Tinder. I don't know if you guys remember that rumor.
Yeah, of course you do. And I lied about it because I was embarrassed. I didn't even know it was true until I confronted Connor, and I went to him like, like, look at this joke. There was more to that. He had been struggling with a porn addiction, and I didn't want to say anything. I didn't, I didn't want to come out because I just feel like there's a whole story, you know? There's a reason why people do certain things.
Mhm. And I think he was just confused.
I literally said, I was like, this does not happen to me. Like, this isn't something that happens to me. I literally haven't told anyone. It's just something that we're working through.
Can I ask, did it go further than Tinder?
No. It, he never met up with anybody.
Um, how long had it been going on? Like our home marriage?
My first reaction into hearing about Whitney and Connor, jaw on the floor.
When is he talking to these girls?
Yeah, like full-on conversations with women and pictures and all of this stuff.
So they were sending nude photos?
Yeah. Connor was too, as well. Yeah.
Life can be really sticky and complicated, but no matter what you're going through, we have this mom talk group to lean on and use as a support system. And right now, Whitney's needing us, and we need to be there for her.
Makes me feel like, like my whole marriage was just like a lie.
Yeah, that's hard. I could see why with porn, it makes a little more sense. Okay, he's confused sexually, but with Tinder, I feel like it's different. How do you know he didn't? He's just telling you he didn't meet up with her. How do you know?
I guess you don't. By word.
Okay. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I guess I just hope that, yeah, like you don't look at Connor differently. You guys can look past my stuff.
Conor's okay. We're just here to support you no matter what.
Yeah. Yeah.
I originally said to everyone that I had left because of all the mom talk drama. Like, I felt like I couldn't go anywhere. But honestly, like, we left because I just wanted to get away. Wanted to get away from everything, cuz I wanted to just think for myself and everything. So I'm sorry because that wasn't the reason.
Holy. I would say I am like the scapegoat for why Whitney moved to Hawaii. I've just been lied to all summer. Like, what the hell?
I'd rather have a mean as a friend than a freaking fake, you know, nice girl. It's like using people.
So I have news.
What's the news? Cuz I feel like there's like some tension going on.
No, I just am, I'm super overwhelmed with like everything.
Um, yeah, I've been pregnant for like, I would say, four weeks.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not good because like, I pretty sure miscarried. So I'm, I'm going to the hospital every other day because like, they have to like draw blood because I either miscarried cuz I had a ton of blood. I was like freaking out and calling my doctor, and they're like, we're pretty sure you like miscarried then, or I have an ectopic pregnancy. So basically, the baby won't like survive.
You know that for sure? An ectopic?
It's no matter what, who has one, like it won't survive.
What does that mean?
As it grows, it'll burst your fallopian tubes.
It's been like depressing.
Their conversation was even a little like, dirty.
Oh my God. She's like, do you remember when this happened?
He's like, yeah. And I was like, I was sitting there like, mouth to the ground. I was like, there's no way. And he was like, into it.
But what exactly did they do?
Hi. Okay. Thank you. She cannot be in here for the remainder of the story. Can you tell me?
I was like, I'm not saying it here. Come here. I'll tell you.
I wasper to. Oh my gosh. Okay, wait. Come. Let use.
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You. I am appalled. Oh goodness. Have you ever done anything like that?
No. I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that wild.
I, let me use you. Okay, you lay down. You lay down. You're going to enact this.
Lay. I'm scared. Don't put your. Wait, I'm not wearing underwear, so don't look.
Okay, lay down.
I'm scared. Don't get your coochie juice in my face.
Okay. No, lay flat.
He wouldn't lay like that.
No, he was in a chair.
No. Yes, he was.
Nuh. He. You guys know this.
No, she said he was laying down.
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I cannot. Just looking up at you is giving me like, e. Wait, you're not wearing underwear right now?
No. I'm trying to not flash her. She's trying to get her juices on me.
Okay, what does this have to do with the cereal? I'm so confused.
What's frustrating is that you didn't confront me first, and I feel like now you're like notorious for doing this for a lot of people. Like calling Taylor white trash when Whitney told me that Demi said I was too Mormon for her. She also told me that Demi called Taylor white trash.
Demi called Taylor white trash? That's kind of hard. That's really hard. You don't just say.
I wouldn't mean to say that, and I don't like Taylor.
It seems like you keep doing this.
What are you talking about?
Wait, so when did you call me white trash?
Let me explain where that was coming from. I had just gotten done explaining to the girls the night of the party that we came over, we were like super drunk. So I don't even know if you remember this, but you were like coming over, kissing Brett on the head, kissing me on the head, like, I love you guys, and like being touchy. And granted, I knew nothing that was going on. You started being super like flirty with Brett and like laughing with him and leaning over the couch, and I was like sitting there, and I was like, no.
1,000% Brett was there. I can confirm. You were leaning over the couch and you were like, like laughing into him, and you were like talking directly to him while I was sitting right there on the couch. I was like watching you go from like husband to husband, flirty, whatever. And I was considered a swinger. So yeah, I mean, shocker.
No, but I didn't know that at the time. So from my perspective, I'm thinking I got invited to a couple's party, and this is trashy.
Do you think it's trashy to take off your dress in front of my boyfriend?
What? To put your mic on? What are you talking about?
You made him extremely uncomfortable cuz you dropped your dress to get miked.
No one else is here, right?
Yes. Come up.
Oh, I'm sorry. I have literally already had my bra out when he walked into get M.
You dropped it. We. I watched you do it.
What? Oh my gosh. What is happening right now? This is exactly what I was afraid of. I would rather give birth without an epidural than sit through this any longer.
You had your dress full on, and you didn't need to drop it to get miked, and you took it off, and you were just in your bra, and Dakota felt so uncomfortable.
The intention matters. Definitely in that moment, we were in a rush situation to get the mics on.
I don't think it's trashy because I think.
Really, you don't think it's trashy pulling off your dress in front of my boyfriend?
No, especially because I. So if I did that to Brett, that's not trashy.
No. His face really. Oh, you think I went like this? Dakota. I literally was turned like this and unbuttoned. If you're worried about that, that's you and Dakota problem.
Wor. No, Dakota felt uncomfortable. He's like, her her bra, her tits are right there. Like it's uncom.
Problem. Can you just get out of the room, please?
I won't.
No, cuz you're talking about me. So no, I won't.
De. She needs some space right now.
No. I was care. Where was she last night when she on me when I was literally getting attacked by everyone? Where was she? What was she doing?
You need to just respect that.
What the. What are you talking about? Jen, shut up.
Guys, we're both going at each other. So why are you being so rude now?
You're being a.
No, I'm not.
You are.
No, I'm not. Because I have two people right here sitting aside beside Whitney when last night was like the probably the most heightened experience we've experienced in this whole journey, and no one said except for Taylor, who we had the blow up. Then we have a freaking minion fest over here. Minion Chihuahua fest of two little puppies sitting next to Whitney being like, back off, she's unstable.
I am so excited to bring all the girls together tonight. I am hosting a party in honor of something we are saying goodbye to, and I'm really excited to see all of their reactions.
Do you always have? So we have mocktails. Alcohol-free. Alcohol-free. Love it. And I named them all. And then this is the activity. We're going to be painting, and then I have snacks.
The pink. Okay, the names of these are hilarious and disgusting. La-elicious, Peach on the Beach, and then we've got Pink Makes Me Want to Throw Up in My Mouth.
Stop it. I'm dead. If you guys can choose an easel, this is what you're going to be painting. I want you to put creativity, passion. I want you to pretend that you are Michelangelo.
Okay, Mom Talk is all about sisterhood and femininity, and I thought it would be really fun to have a party that really leaned into that.
It's a vagina.
Vagina? Yes. You guys win. Oh, yeah. Has a mustache. Is this sex educational or what?
Subject is class. Okay, so the reason we're going to do this is because on Monday, I'm getting a labiaplasty. And they're cutting it all off, okay? Tightening it back up. Getting a mommy makeover.
Mommy. Wow. I know.
Labiaplasty basically takes the inside of your vagina, the material that's a little more sensitive, and tucks it up inside. Pregnancy kind of pushes it out, and mine decided to stay there. And now, after having two kids, even though physically I feel like I look back to normal, there are things that will never be the same. I thought it would be cute if you guys each drew what your perfect vagina looks like to give me inspo, and it should be fun.
Why did we get all the boring colors? Shoot. I can't remember what my vagina looks like.
I know. Just Google it. I might have to. You're like, let me go in the bathroom real quick.
Literally, I've gotten my boobs done three times, and now I'm getting my cookie redone. Can't wear yoga pants right now. They just like, you know, like a camel toe. Like a camel. Yes, but like my meat curtains, they just hang low. They're just like, what the hell?
Is a meat curtain term?
The medical, like your lips. I've noticed a big difference down there to the point where it's uncomfortable. So they're basically cutting off that extra meat and making it so my lips are just nice and perfect again.
Extra meat. I'm going to make a sandwich with that.
Okay, I'm ready to get the show on the road. This is Mother Vulva. It's definitely your time of the month in this one. I love it. Mine, she's cute, but she does what she's supposed to do, you know? Okay, this is Straw Gina. Oh my. She looks really good. I think everyone should love their Yoni. So me, Lil Pooky. Oh my gosh, you've all seen her a time or two before, so this should look familiar. I have loved nothing more than getting together with these women and just having so much fun, laughter. It's just the best medicine. It really is. And I'm excited to just have fun as a group again, especially before Taylor's baby gets here and things change. This is Candy. We did the same thing.
What did we?
No, literally. Oh my gosh. C. No. Weird. Power of the Wooh. Yeah. No. Should I show you? Do you guys want to see this?
Okay, spread wide open. Spread it open. Spread it open.
I haven't really looked at it today, but so like, it's swollen, but like, it looks so good. I mean, they said it was going to be eggplant. Yeah, but they said right now it should look like hot dog buttons, which it does. But once it's like, not swollen, it's going to be tight.
She said before all of this stuff was like hanging down at least that much all the time.
Oh my God. My God. She's like, so thinking we could celebrate in Vegas. We need to push you in a wheelchair, probably. But that's me and Taylor in matching wheelchairs.
Um, what's going on? A month ago, I got this confession. You know how to do like those anonymous Q&A confessions, and I didn't tell anyone. I don't know what to do.
What's the confession?
It says, "I accidentally slept with Dakota before I knew he and Taylor were together, and I only met Taylor once, and I'm terrified to tell her, but I know she has a right to know." Help with like an emoji.
Do you think the DM might have been from Jenna?
Look, it says who sent this, but if you click that, you show. You didn't show.
T. I don't know. That's why I'm asking you guys. Like, should I say something to her?
I would. I have no idea who sent in this anonymous confession, but I have an idea that it could be Jenna. She is a girl that Dakota dated before Taylor and him were together, but he was also seeing Jenna and Taylor at the same time, and so that's why there's this contention and issues in their relationship.
You're thinking I like, did this so intentional?
Don't tell me you can't hang out cuz that's guys' night. You end up at a girl's house hooking up. I mean, she literally just got done saying that if there was something that came up, she'd be done and she'd walk away.
Taylor, if you found out today that Dakota lied and actually slept with Jenna that night, would you leave him even though you were having his baby?
100, 1,000% would be dead to me.
Really?
It'd be one thing if she's like, I don't care about the past. I really don't want to know.
I'd say stay out of it. This is a situation where it's like, if she finds out and the baby comes and they get married, she would probably divorce him.
No, I know. So I would probably tell her. I've made it very clear that I do not trust Dakota, and this DM is the perfect example of why I'm right. I don't know if that's true or not, but makes me worry. And I know at this point that I need to tell Taylor, but I'm worried because we're days away from her having a baby. We're in Vegas in an Airbnb. I don't want her giving birth in our Airbnb. Like, I'm anxiety right now just thinking about my heart.
Like, you look a little dry.
Yeah, yeah. Why don't you show her how this works? So we need the lights to kind of like go on. So if you just want to put a little bit on your hand, and then you can just do the rest.
Don't act like you don't do this all the time.
Lea, this is an everyday situation. Yeah. I really don't know what to do with myself. Let's, uh, try not to make any eye contact. Let's look at the floor, and let's just get through.
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Dr. Girls, what are we doing? We are married women. Why are we rubbing oil on these men?
Oh my gosh, Lea, get into it. Perfect. Lea is taking full advantage of being the single one in the group right now, and I'm living for it. I hope she gets some numbers tonight and has fun with it because this is all for you, baby girl. Get in line, and then, and then rate their chest.
I have never been so.
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Uncomfortable. Are you squirting it off? This is absolutely brutal. I feel like this is definitely crossing the line. How you guys doing out there tonight? Are you guys ready to have some fun?
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W. All right. Oh, Chip and Dales. I've heard of it all my life. This is my first time going, and honestly, jaw on the floor. I can't believe the other girls are missing this right now. We're having the time of our lives. We are letting loose. We're having fun, and this is what Vegas is all about. I really want to D. C. E. W.
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Go. What of my favorite moments from the show is when Ilila gets pulled on stage. She's single, she's the one that deserves it. But seeing her get like bent over and danced on just made my night.
What? Why you looking at me like that? Like, what?
I don't know. You did. Like, what?
I don't know. I could just tell you like your faces are off.
I feel like I need to tell you something. I didn't want to bring it up, and then like, you had that fight when I was there at the house, and I was like, well, maybe my gut is telling me something, and I need to show it to her. But I didn't want to upset you, and then I feel horrible even telling you now now cuz you're about to give birth. But I feel like if it were me, I would want to know. And I feel like you'd probably want to know. The more I think about it, and so long story short, like, you know, I did my like confession Sundays or whatever, like the cner Sundays. Yeah. Someone sent in a confession about Dakota. Taylor and I have been friends for years, and so that's why I care so much to tell her these things. If I was in her situation, I would want to know. The only thing that still makes me worried about telling her is that fact that she's going to have a baby any day. I don't want to put her into labor.
You want me to read it to you?
Yeah. They said, "I accidentally slept with Dakota before I knew he and Taylor were together, and I only met Taylor once. I'm terrified to tell her, but I feel like she has a right to know." Help. I accidentally slept with Dakota.
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