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I'm not actually in this episode. Has anyone seen my agent?
Well, grandpa is a drooling vegetable. And now, thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his soul, too. I've just gotta save him. But first I should probably figure out how to get down from here. Hello? A little help here? Anybody.
Hey, it's another video. I wonder if Pegasus wants my soul, too. What's up, big brother? It's my sister who sounds nothing like me! The doctors have been so busy trying to figure out why my voice is so high-pitched, they've neglected to treat my eyesight. So I'm going blind. Well, see you later. Or not. I guess my soul ain't good enough for Pegasus.
I've decided to accept Pegasus' invitation and travel to his private island where I'll be completely at his mercy. It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law. Otherwise we could just call the police. Cash sure does do terrible things to people. It's like the old saying goes: Money is the root of all- Hey, look! This tournament has a prize of three million dollars! Cha-Ching! Duelist Kingdom here I come.
Hey Joey. Remember the time we became friends? Yeah... Give me back my Millennium Puzzle you big dickweeds! Waaah! ~We're tormenting you!~ Actually Joey, I was talking about the part after that.. Oh? Oh yeah, now I remember. I mean it guys! Give it back! ~We're still tormenting you!~ This isn't funny! Man! Good times! No Joey, I mean the time where I saved you from that bully. Huh.. No, no I don't remember that. But I was all heroic and stuff! Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your Millennium Puzzle? Waaah! ~Tooormeeent!~ Remind me why we're friends again?
Attention duelists! My hair is telling me that it's time for you to board. Anyone caught without a crazy hairstyle will not be permitted to enter the Duelist Kingdom. Hey, but my hair is all blonde and poofy! Sorry, sir, but it needs to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count. He's with me. Wow, your hair's crazy enough for two people. Okay, he can go. Thanks Yug! Man, your hair really is crazy! What the heck's your secret? L'Oreal, because I'm worth it! Come on, Tristan. Let's sneak on board like Solid Snake. Don't our parents even care that we're missing?
Is that a Lightforce Sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Check it out Yug! It's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman. The name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun. But then again, nothing about me is very subtle. Boobies~! I'll crush you when we get to the island! With your boobies, right?
What's wrong, Téa? I need to use the bathroom, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it. In another few hours the sun will rise. What the f*** does that mean? Hey isn't that Bakura? Bakura? The limey kid from school? What's he doing here? Who cares? He's not even the main character.
Whoa! Ehehe! Come to Raptor! Tell you what Rex. If I win this duel I get to use your room. But if you win, then I'll give you a kiss. Cool! Then I, like, won't be a virgin anymore. Hey, he, hey, Yugi! Hehe! Like, give me your cards or something. Hehe. Hey, well, you're clearly evil. But I see no reason not to trust you. Say goodbye to Exodia! Hehe! Yeah, hehe, that was cool. Hehe! Holy cow! I never even saw that coming! I'll save 'em!
[Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On] Joey: Must. Risk. Life. For. Cards. [Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On] [Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On] Hey! Get a room you two! Get out loser! Eeh.. Did I just score? Sorry you almost drowned guys. If it's any consolation, the Sun will be up in a few hours.
Man, I can't believe I didn't save your cards. Compared to this, my sister's imminent blindness seems like a minor inconvenience. Your sister? How come you never mentioned that subplot before? My parents got divorced a long time ago because I tried teaching her how to drive. Joey, stop this crazy thing! Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad! If she's going blind, I may actually have a chance with her. We'll both do our best Joey! You for your sister, and me for my grandpa! I'm not even sure why I bothered coming. Hey look! I was right about the Sun! IT'S A TRAP!!