Hood Jujutsu Kaisen: Shibuya Incident (Full Arc)

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What's happening, y'all? It's RAB yet again, and welcome to the final video for the Hood Jujutsu Kaisen Shibuya Incident. This one video captures the entire arc for the Shibuya Incident from start to finish, and also includes a bunch of new exclusive clips from part one, two, and beyond. As always, I just want to thank you guys for all the support. I wouldn't be here doing this right now if it wasn't for you guys, and I'm going to keep the content coming. Since the Shibuya arc is officially finished, the next Jujutsu Kaisen arc will be the Hidden Inventory Arc. After that, I'll be doing JJK Z and then Season 1, just so you guys know what's going on with JJK past this. Outside of this is way more content that comes with other animes, as well as plenty more merch designs and things for you guys to grab in the description. Outside of that, I love you guys and enjoy Hood.

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Hey yo, my [ __ ] G, what's happening? Drop whatever you doing. [ __ ] outside tonight? Yes sir. [ __ ] you talking about? The young [ __ ] me a m hit me on the side saying it's a little situation out in Shibuya tonight, so we pulling up to the function. Type [ __ ] [ __ ]. I'm at work right now. [ __ ] you always at work? I'm sorry. [ __ ] some of us actually have to be sorcerers when we clock in. [ __ ] I'm a sorcerer every time I step out the crib. Don't play with me. My bad, let me say it like this. All of us nine Gojo-level sorcerers actually got to work when we at work. I'mma ignore this hating ass energy you got on your spirit right now, but just pull up when you get off. [ __ ] [ __ ] this another double [ __ ]. By the time I pull up, that [ __ ] going to be over. All right then. [ __ ] more hoes for me. You said hoes? Yes. [ __ ] I said hoes. I'm talking out right now. Let me change this [ __ ]. Let me hit the group chat real quick. All right, Gojo and the rest of those [ __ ] are all pulling up now, so can I get what the [ __ ] I asked for? I can't keep living like this, bro. [ __ ] [ __ ] don't rush me. She get your snitching ass [ __ ]. Oh, see why this [ __ ] [Music] burn? Damn. [ __ ] feel kind of good, I'm not going to lie. All right, no more that glass bones and paper skin [ __ ]. Let's get it. We need something else. [ __ ] get your snitching ass out the spot. Oh, I'mma leave after I beat your ass. [ __ ] run, you ain't saying [ __ ]. [ __ ] what it's going to be? Yeah, what it going to be? You got some heart, don't you? Pinocchio. Oh, this [ __ ] pulling out gun. This [ __ ] Who does these [ __ ] think they is? Mhmm. Turn me up. [ __ ] All right, let's get active. Ain't no service, ain't no backup. Looks like I'm going to have to bang my way out this [ __ ]. Hopefully I can take care of this patch face before I get jumped or some sh. Don't look at me. [ __ ] I'm not in this [ __ ]. Come on, man. You have seen it all. You got every squabble in 4K, my [ __ ]. And enough curse energy to blow this [ __ ] up, so do what you got to do to make it back to her. [ __ ] it. Let's get active then. [ __ ] you know I stay loaded. That's young meam Maru. [ __ ] Gundam ain't got [ __ ] on me. I heard you going to little function or whatever. Yeah, you know [ __ ] love seeing a real [ __ ] at the function. [ __ ] like that, so I got to pop out for the halls. You know I'm the only [ __ ] from the set that got an invite too. Restom [ __ ] can't really hang, they ain't no bangers, know trappers for real. You know, like twin and me, put that [ __ ] on, shut that [ __ ] down. Really do it for the [Music] hoes. That's exactly why I'm pulling them to the function with my twin. Yeah, that all sound good or whatever, and I definitely see why you got the invite 'cause you thick as hell. They need somebody like you at that [ __ ]. [ __ ] we should link up when I get there. You know, after I make for a play. Straight. Actually, that [ __ ] riding with me to the function. You know I love me a [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. [ __ ] I've been on you for the last two months. He already in the [Music] car. Let me slide past you real quick, man. What the [ __ ]? Real [ __ ] coming through. H, this [ __ ] kind of live. I can't get these red bottoms dirty. All right, let's scope the scene before my [ __ ] pull up. H, oh [ __ ] how the money? There's broke [ __ ] in the building. [ __ ] you say blood? [ __ ] you [ __ ] how me lock the door on his ass? Lock the door. Oh, so you [ __ ] on some jumping [ __ ]? [ __ ] ain't no ones, it's on sight with your [ __ ] ass. Ain't nobody stunning you [ __ ]. I'm trying to get on some hoes. Hoes ain't stopping no smoke. Oh, the fine [ __ ] fin me. [ __ ] not now. The ops pressing me. All right then, let's get active. [ __ ] [ __ ] and make this quick. I'm trying to enjoy the party. Get his, get your broke ass hands away from me. [ __ ] better pick up where you at. [ __ ] the ops in this [ __ ]. [ __ ] the ops. [ __ ] where the hoes at? These [ __ ] scaring the hoes by pressing me now. Where were, wait, wait. God, I hate you, nigger. You ain't telling me you was bringing your little brother and [ __ ]? Hold this [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. What you say 'cause? Oh, you thought you was sitting in the whip with big sis? Hell no. [ __ ] you better call Uber. A real [ __ ] like Gold might have a chance with my sister for real. I don't even know why the [ __ ] you in the car. You trying to slide on my sister wearing the same [ __ ] every day? You do not got that [ __ ] on, little bro. I give him a hard time, twin. I like him. That's why you got my heart, little bro. You always sucking sis. You can't be on one in front of this [ __ ]. He can't know about what the [ __ ] we got going on. Hey yo, what kind of weird [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] on? 'Cause it's always you broke ass gas station te wearing [ __ ] that ruin the function for everybody. Ban for ban, F [ __ ] ban for ban. Oh, what's SP? That's a whole $300 bottle of theor. SLA it on a Gucci butt nup, something your broke ass nostrils ain't accustomed to, but you want to go ban for ban with nothing but a te wood essence? Get your paper. You ain't even have to do my [ __ ] like that. The way [ __ ] been yapping since I got here, [ __ ] must have forgot who I am 'cause broke [ __ ] should never speak. Domain Expansion: Limitless Bands. Gojo's domain expansion, Limitless Bands, allows Gojo to pocket check all the L ass broke ass [ __ ] at the function, and since those [ __ ] don't got what Gojo got, they die instantly from embarrassment and or brokage. Now for those average paid and staying out the way, wouldn't even take a chance on a B for B or simply live in shock from how broke they are compared to the great Satō Gojo. Who else want to go ban for ban? This [ __ ] ass [ __ ] really about to let me get locked up. See, I knew you was [ __ ] made 'cause I seen how you treat real [ __ ]. But I never thought I'd see the day you become a [ __ ] rat. You could have kept it street, back door me at any point, but you going to hand me over to the [ __ ] fans. I'd rather be [ __ ] made and free than a locked up real [ __ ]. So let's make you an example and lock your ass up, shall we? You [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. I got something for your ass and call all the real [ __ ] you want, they ain't going to do [ __ ]. Huh? What? What kind of [ __ ] don't get caught lacking? [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean they lock Gojo up? Ghetto knew if Gojo pulled up to the function, the whole squad was pulling up to the function. So he pulled up with the ops, knowing that if [ __ ] saw each other, [ __ ] was going to pop off. And you know I Gojo get when broke [ __ ] triumph. So Ghetto called 12, and now Gojo in the prison round. How the [ __ ] you get all that information? Uh, I set y'all up. My. Oh, you snitch ass [ __ ]. I can still [ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm on your side. How the [ __ ] y'all going to get Gojo without me? And since you ain't got no plan, you [ __ ] need me. Let me get the [ __ ] up out of here before these [ __ ] start shooting. Got time for that. C rib, C rib. Them boys done got my [ __ ] goo free. Big G till is backwards. It should have been me, me, [ __ ] ass. And I put this on my mama and my set, I'mma beat every [ __ ] ass I see to my [ __ ]. Big G freak, freak Gojo. [ __ ] Ah, oh yeah, I almost want the Shibuya sorcerer to get on some Shibuya [ __ ]. You little that [ __ ] grandson. All right, it's drill time then. Oh God, I'm sliding for Gojo. [ __ ] Gojo, throw your set up or lose your life. [ __ ] nobody care about that weak ass [ __ ]. All right, bet then. Ah, that kind of hurt. Shibuya, you Shibuya [ __ ]? I'm Shibuya. We sliding. [ __ ] you was talking about sweet [ __ ] till I start sliding. [ __ ] come on, Shibuya. 'Cause when I got this Shibuya on, it ain't a nigger that could [ __ ] with me. Yeah, yeah, hold on now. Who's you [ __ ] and why you standing all menacingly and [ __ ]? Man, [ __ ] him and still Shibuya. [ __ ] we on drill time. [ __ ] that Shibuya and [ __ ] you my man. Hey, [ __ ] you see my son? I don't even know who your son is. Can I just get my Shibuya back? [ __ ] he love to kill that boy. Hey, old [ __ ], you see my son? I don't know your son. [ __ ] I'm a simple [ __ ]. I he there's a function going on in Shibuya, so I take off work early, want to enjoy a little PTO. But then there's [ __ ] [ __ ] like you and the [ __ ] you roll with that pull up on [ __ ] [ __ ] and start scaring the hoes after locking up my [ __ ] Gojo. [ __ ] that [ __ ] Gojo and [ __ ] you [ __ ]. You can get the same thing he got. Stop with the [ __ ] [ __ ] you scaring the ho. That's not fair. What if the ho scaring me? Goddamn, he strong. I was joking. Two weeks of back-to-back double shifts and you the only reason my off days going to be bitchless. But that ain't my [ __ ]. Y'all ain't [ __ ] this up for me and free Gojo till it's backwards. Damn. [ __ ] active. How the [ __ ] I supposed to? Oh [ __ ] rushing. Cream backwards. Talk to them [ __ ] 'cause everybody shut the [ __ ] up. Gojo, Gojo. I'm on my way. Gojo. What you say, blood? Oh [ __ ] on B. You got Big B, so [ __ ] up. What the [ __ ]? [ __ ] [ __ ] C say that [ __ ] again, blood? Say that [ __ ] again, blood? Goddamn, why you me ass [ __ ] now? Try and say that [ __ ] again, blood. What the [ __ ] is that? Hey, what you [ __ ] doing? Don't even worry about nephew. I've got something for that sallow. I see you on that [ __ ] B. I'm on your ass. He got big now. Was all this [ __ ] you was talking over for? This talking [ __ ] get out. Come on, man. Say please spare me. It's over. Young, ain't [ __ ] over. Oh [ __ ] he got her ass. Didn't my bad, y'all don't me. Domain Expansion: Red Lobster Hot Box. Hey, [ __ ] but a [ __ ] ass blood. Oh, sorry ass [ __ ]. Come on, 'cause make a move. B [ __ ] get off me. Come here, blood. [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. Back the [ __ ] up. What the f? Your bumper. Stop running. Ain't nobody running. [ __ ] blood ass hood. No a St Cur St. This [ __ ] I already said that. You soft, blood. Now God see. Oh, you got hurt, young [ __ ]. [ __ ] that's disgusting. That [ __ ] just got in my mouth. Hey, you held your own for a [ __ ] ass [ __ ], but now it's over with. On bro, now? Huh? Ain't no way, blood. Ain't no way, blood. You telling me this [ __ ] my blood, blood? Ain't no way, blood. My blood, blood. No blood. I ain't going for that, blood. Big boo ain't blind to no [ __ ] [ __ ] blood. [ __ ] way. Oh, y'all got all expense paid sea-moring this [ __ ] crab for me. Don't mind if I do. I need me a clock. W damn F [ __ ] give me that strong ass [ __ ]. All I need is a bread roll, some hot butter, and I swear this [ __ ] going to be good. You talking about me? Where he go? Damn, I should have bought some cage. This crab ain't got no kick to it. I can't even chase. Baby, why the [ __ ] you think I'mma chase? My fool. Oh yeah, and y'all [ __ ] got Applebee's. Oh, I love this place. This [ __ ] trying to eat me. All good. Damn, y'all can't spare a [ __ ] silverware? [ __ ] I got my own anyway. Ain't no way we [ __ ] all. Oh yeah, that [ __ ] told you. I don't know your plans with that, but I don't plan on standing here and being treated like a pile of snow crab. I'm out this [ __ ]. [ __ ] crazy ass [ __ ]. Crack a crab, get the [ __ ] off me. Please. Come on, [ __ ]. Come on, [ __ ]. Come on, [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. You can beat [ __ ] out their domain. Oh, look, cut your ass lacking. [ __ ] you smoke forever. [ __ ] [ __ ] while he sleep. Let me see if these J in my size. [ __ ] with goddamn Liv. Get your [ __ ] hands off me. [ __ ] always in the city talking about Sue, I ain't this Sue, I ain't that. I'm a special grade. I'm about 10 fingers strong last time I checked. Them my fingers. We talking about [ __ ] [ __ ] acting like they won't get their ass beat just 'cause I'm stuck inside a teenager. [ __ ] pause. [ __ ] who was talking to you? But what was I saying? Oh yeah, demon home. [ __ ] UK. Let me throw you on my story real quick, baby. Do I look stupid? Crazy as hell. How I got to pop up on you with a damn party just for you to talk to your daddy? What up, little [ __ ]? You remember me? [ __ ] What do you want? Damn, I just can't want to see my son. No [ __ ]. No, you right. Look, let me tell you something. All right, look, big G [ __ ] up the parlay by getting locked up, dog. I had five turn into 10, that 10 turn into 100, that 100 turn into a thousand, thousand turn into a million. I was on all. I'm coming to you and I'm saying is I'm going to need about 350. You ain't getting [ __ ] after all I did for you. You can help your daddy with a little money. Yo, back your [ __ ] ass up. This [ __ ] every time I see this [ __ ] [ __ ] bing, I get the [ __ ] out. I'm bro's son. The I'm bro. You got the power to change that, man. Look, let's make a bet right here. Every time you miss, I get. Leave me alone. You taking me out of debt right now? That's about $50 right there. You know how hard it is to pull out 87 cents out your pocket and make sure you got all of it? Nickels be big as quarters when you ain't never had a dollar. Let's make another bet. You don't never check up on your old man. Hey yo, you can call T.I. You got a million [ __ ] that boox live ass do ass [ __ ]. I already told you, it's been hard out here for your daddy, man. Check don't hit to Saturday. I'm going to have to pull out Big Rocket just for this [ __ ] to leave me the [ __ ] alone. Now, just be real with me. Why you don't talk to me, son? Roses are red. Wait, [ __ ] 'cause you never hit me up unless you begging for something. Take that same energy and put it in the clearing your [ __ ] debt. I know one way to become debt free. That's not what the [ __ ] I meant. Why I don't go out with you? N now? Why my life on the line every time I try to leave a crib? No, I'm going home. Got to go. Panda, get your fat ass in the car. We got a gun to your head. Spit a Birdman verse. That ain't no gun, that's a meteor. The gun's metaphorical, but your life being on the line is real. Who the [ __ ] got Birdman versus all stand rich and under the riches we see. Toy get CMYM Cash Money business higher than the ceiling, fly like a bird. How the [ __ ] do you know this? [ __ ] do you want to live or not? You know what? I'll let it slide. All this and you friends with [ __ ] that's losing ban for ban? [ __ ] it's Gojo. Ain't nobody winning no ban for ban with that rich ass flexing ass [ __ ]. N I win. But since you ended up not being that much of a [ __ ] [ __ ], I'll let you in on a little secret, man. What now? Is that what I'm thinking? It. Oh, that [ __ ] pulled up with his pole on him. You think I'm pulling up to this [ __ ] and not having my [ __ ] on me? Strap up, [ __ ]. I mean, I brought a little something with me. I always try to make sure I'm protected. You better not be lying, no [ __ ]. I got it on me. It might be a little ass pistol, but you still pulled up here. Told him something. You can stand proud, little [ __ ]. You was one of them. Is that a real [ __ ]? ND does that make me a real [ __ ]? No, you just another dead [ __ ]. Oh, you think I'm losing? No [ __ ]. We losing. This how we going to do this? Roses are red. Weapons against me won't prosper. With this sacred treasure, I summon Big Roger, the op stopper. Free Gojo, n [ __ ] is Big. My ho. What the [ __ ]? Who the [ __ ] let this [ __ ] in the function? Yeah, that's right. Call for your mom. No, leave me alone. Tell me something to face. Oh, I'm alive. Oh, hell no. Who is this [ __ ]? Y'all still trying to jump? I just need this [ __ ] alive. Ain't nobody here to jump your [ __ ] ass, but we can run the ones right now. [ __ ] what you just going to do? Stand there? No, I'm waiting on you. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] up then. You ain't know this blade had a switch on it, did you? Oh yeah. [ __ ] little nigger tried to sleep me. [ __ ] [ __ ] you. That's what the [ __ ] I thought. [ __ ] don't you just hate a soft ass [ __ ]? Didn't I tell you that sneaking [ __ ] not going to work on me? Yeah, yeah. Come here, [ __ ]. Oh yeah, that's what I like. Come on then. [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah, come on. Invite. Let me see if you really got them. Weave, weave, weave, weave, weave, weave. Get up. [ __ ] [ __ ] just big for no [ __ ] reason. Oh yeah, they got your big ass. Turn me up. Yeah, you trying. Oh, you going to have to try harder than that, [ __ ]. Come on, op stopper. I'm supposed to be like work. [ __ ] got to act out. I see. Do all that weak ass [ __ ]. Little [ __ ] you can't keep up. When take my H. Okay, [ __ ]. See, I got something for your [ __ ] ass. You talking a lot of [ __ ]. Show me something. Over soon as I get out this [ __ ]. I swear to God, you so [ __ ] annoying. This was fun and all, but let's end this [ __ ]. [ __ ] you Big Roger, do something about this. Domain Expansion: Trap House Kit. Get that nigger work, boy. Don't you understand? I've smoked all the packs you can think of. Let's turn you to a pack then. [ __ ] [ __ ] 'cause I know something you don't know. You don't have anything I ain't smoked yet. Guess what? [ __ ] show me something. I SLU my strap in the party. I smoke on this [ __ ]. [Music] B, little punk ass [ __ ] going to love this, huh? What? What the [ __ ]? What? What did you do? What did you do? He can't. You get no way with this. I should have just stayed at [ __ ] work. My therapist said when things get traumatic, I need to find my center and go to my happy place. And [ __ ] real [ __ ] traumatic right now. [ __ ] the hoes going to love this. Get off me. It's n of me. [ __ ] y'all going to treat me like no little ass ho. I stand on big business. [ __ ] jumping me. They jumping me. When the sun don't shine, pry little keeping your white [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] a curse finger with you. 10 toes at all times. Goddamn to your head. Name me five DG songs. [ __ ] you [ __ ] and free my [ __ ] Gojo. My [ __ ] stop betting that [ __ ]. Stop playing with me. [ __ ] you ain't [ __ ] and I don't know who gave you the head 'cause you ain't no [ __ ]. Bye. [ __ ] tell me if you want to [ __ ]. We we [ __ ] steady running that [ __ ] real quick. You don't know how to press sh. I'm not a full set for your [ __ ] ass on. And this one for my brother Yuji, 'cause [ __ ] is that [ __ ] b. The face. Hey, shot on my dog. [ __ ] I'm KN them stitches loose. Keep playing with my people, keep playing with my name. [ __ ] beat your [ __ ] ass every chance I get. Smoke ain't never. It ain't never over. And that's on my set. Make a move. CU make a [ __ ] L. Back [ __ ] back [ __ ] back. I'm a real [ __ ]. I a come out here to fight no [ __ ]. Where the [ __ ] you going? Gun to your head. Lightning round. Not this [ __ ] again. Gun to your head. Run. [ __ ] run. Name me a Nick Cannon song that's not jig. Nick Cannon. [ __ ] Cannon. No, no, no. Come on, we can do this. Oh, I don't think I like this game. No, we can come up with something together. It's got to be something off Drumline. A wild now is no use. I don't even know jiggalo the b h the family. Were you yet? Who we in this now? You know how I like to sleep, little [ __ ]. So it better not be no problems. B sleep in the same bed. I thought you never [ __ ] asked. I got to take this phone call. Who the [ __ ] calling your phone this time of night? Wa. Oh, you L boo. We been left that party. [ __ ] can't ever just have a good time like they started fighting and [ __ ] man. Yeah, I heard the op started tripping and [ __ ] up there. Twin, roll with you. Y'all together still? Y twin or whatever. Still up there probably fighting for his [ __ ] life. You just going to leave my twin in the field surrounded by the ops? That's wild. No, I ain't take him with me. He the one choosing to fight random [ __ ] over getting some [ __ ] that's on him. I ain't got a bag for no dick. I got [ __ ]. You feel me? Damn. [ __ ] if you don't get off the [ __ ] phone to come back to bed. He's solid enough to stand on business like always. He should be cool. But I'm about to go find this [ __ ] right now. Don't [ __ ] out now. Fight back. [ __ ] Well, you can die a [ __ ] then. That's fine with me. N I can't let you just slump my mans like that. Oh yeah, let me introduce myself. They call me Mr. Put it on. Hey, twin, what's happening, twin? I can't take it no more, twin. The ops, the ops, they winning, twin. They keep turning on my homies in the hashtags and I ain't got no more room in my bio to Long Live nobody. I'm sick of funeral gundies and we done ordered so many custom t-shirts, you would think we starting the clothing brand. Can't let the see this go down. No man, stop all this talking. [ __ ] let me put you on game real quick. You know the hoes love seeing street [ __ ] get active, right? Then we showing the [ __ ] out on my. And there you want to on that [ __ ] got you D [ __ ] fast throwing [ __ ] Okay, no one on one [ __ ] [Music] you. Oh [ __ ] nigger baby M [ __ ] I think so. Fun [ __ ] Oh, what the [ __ ]? Come on, bring it. [ __ ] See, it's always you broke ass [ __ ] that come in function and get the [ __ ] [ __ ] up for real. Like us, we still on your ass. [ __ ] twin, you got to play. Throw it my way, twin. You know I got you. Yeah, to him. TW. See, that's the problem with you broke ass [ __ ]. Y'all ain't in the field for real. But see me, I'm catching plays all day. [ __ ] [ __ ] get your little. Did they know all this boxing would unlock 120% more motion? Let's go. Now, whole Ste [ __ ] ly that [ __ ]. Let me go, let me go. Fli. I knew you was broke. Dam, you ugly too. Off the door, still on your ass. That's cool. That's cool. Let me call my ners in them. I'm tired of this jumping [ __ ]. I got my little homies there. Get them little homies. All right, big homie. Get them big homies. Go ahead, call up your little homies and [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, wa. N 'cause I got something for you. No, big homie. Yeah, y'all turn me up. Ain' none of you [ __ ] touch more B than me 'cause none of you [ __ ] got more hands. Me? No. Why you thought bringing [ __ ] broker than you was going to help in any way? 'Cause he [ __ ] made. Twin, he can only move the way a [ __ ] move. Let's do it then. Don't man. Exact. Self-embodiment of a real [ __ ]. What's ain't this [ __ ]? See, last time you snuck me. This time your homie got to fight me one-on-one. Do it. Look like I give a [ __ ] about either one of you [ __ ]. And furthermore, if you ask me, a [ __ ] living inside another [ __ ] it's kind of suspect. [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out. See, this the problem when you a certified real [ __ ]. Everybody want to say we ruin the function. No [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. All f a i can feel the broke this spring. That broke ass [ __ ] touched me. Yeah, you good. TW the [ __ ] out the way. Yeah, I'm in your face now. After all that jumping [ __ ]. Don't worry, I'mma give your homie the business. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm on your bumper now. You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] and you still hit like a [ __ ]. Oh yeah, I'm on your bumper now. What was all that [ __ ] you was talking [ __ ]? Did you just pop my chain? Why I put this on my brother and my baby mama? You got me [ __ ] up. What the what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]? I'm on your ass. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] did you clap my own hand? Got you [ __ ]. You got my twin now. Try that [ __ ] with me 'cause. Come on, B ass [ __ ]. Really tried to pass me that broke [ __ ] [Music] mentality. One on one. Let me show you how I really get down. [ __ ] you in that Dragon Ball transformation 'cause you was a [ __ ] then and you a [ __ ] now. Let's get inou it. [ __ ] ass [ __ ]. What you got? Said you hit like a [ __ ] and you pulling kns 'cause you tank box. [ __ ] [ __ ] no weak ass [ __ ] weak ass certified. Know for the left white [ __ ] really. And you can have all you watch going. Nobody [ __ ] you. You still [ __ ] make a move 'cause you mother. Yeah, you ain't as dope when it's one on one. Now shut up and box. [ __ ] come on. [ __ ] back. I still got something for you 'cause this for my [ __ ]. [Music] Nomy. [Music] Slip. Why don't you just stay down? You just don't get it. A bag is just a decoration. What the hu? But getting money is of the soul. [ __ ] in the words of my [ __ ] Gojo and all the real [ __ ] before and after him. Kid, I for a [ __ ] [ __ ] you was right about one thing. I am you. I tried to deny it, but I can't 'cause the same way you feel about fake [ __ ] is the same way I feel about you. See, you s embody yourself as real [ __ ] the same way I look to my OG's before I make the steps I make. But the difference is, I never claim myself as a real [ __ ]. The streets did before I ever knew I was real. So the way you treat a [ __ ] that you don't deem real is the same [ __ ] I'mma do to you. What the [ __ ] you running for? [ __ ] real [ __ ] don't run from [ __ ]. Right. A real [ __ ] supposed to have that dog. So what the [ __ ] you running for? 'Cause the [ __ ] look [ __ ]. So tell me, what happened to being a real man? Don't get quiet now. It's a one-on-one, right? Why does it feel so cold? Ain't [ __ ] real about you now. Make a move. It feels so cold now. Why are you sitting here acting [ __ ] man? That [ __ ] wasn't fair. I said the burn man verse and I still got hit. Whatever. Be grateful. [ __ ] I saved your life. What you want a cookie? [ __ ] [ __ ] you. I only know one thing for certain. I'm never going out with you [ __ ] again. The only reason I'm alive right now is 'cause a Panda knows a goddamn Birdman verse. Come on, bro. So are you going to say thank you? Baby, just do me one favor, please. I beg you not to come to Shibuya tonight. Just stay where y'all at, do y'all thing. But it's just not safe in these streets. So what's the [ __ ] name that got you telling me to stay home? I hope that [ __ ] got hands. There is no [ __ ]. I'm concerned for your safety. Well, tell the truth 'cause you leaving something out. Oh, you want the truth? Yes, I want the truth. All right, since you want the truth so bad, I got you. I need you and the rest of you Koto [ __ ] to stay away from Shibuya 'cause all you [ __ ] sorry y'all ain't cursers, y'ain't bangers, all y'all [ __ ] is is sorry. I sent Toto out here 'cause that's a straight [ __ ], but the rest of y'all [ __ ] is just sorry. We are not sorry. We strong. Yes, you are. What you going to do? Cut a [ __ ]? You got a katana and couldn't cut through butter if it was melted 'cause you sorry, baby. And that's fine. But just just stay your ass at home. Let me pop this perk real quick. Yeah, turn me up. To prove I'm not sorry, let my blade strike true, or I'll never use a sword again. For Mechamaru, quick [ __ ]. What was you going to do? Cut a [ __ ]? You should have known better. F you want to [ __ ] with real killers that strap up. [ __ ] damn, I'm sorry. [ __ ] Oh, thank God. [ __ ] you lucky I ain't left yet. Yeah, you see little Yuji over there? Yeah, that's my blood. Blood, since you [ __ ] gr them big boso on your ass. Oh my God. Good thing I'm not going to do is play by my blood. So I got something for all you [ __ ]. Oh [ __ ]. Like I done tell every other nigger to dive me. That's big blood B. So blood, ask the hood about me, blood. They know I stand on big business, blood ass nigger. Oh, you going up on your OG? That's how we coming. You can be my OG, but I ain't never going to treat you like blood. [ __ ] something that you must have forgot about me. Your ass can't do nothing with me. I can't do [ __ ] with who? BL still a little [ __ ] to me. [ __ ] Now let me put you in a child's place. Any last words? [ __ ] [ __ ] get your damn figure out my face, blood. Get off that [ __ ] 'cause so are we cool now? 'Cause I mean, I don't [ __ ] with all that Cripp and [ __ ], but we still blood, blood. [ __ ] what you banging? [ __ ] are you going to help or not? No, no, not on no banging [ __ ]. Blood, I'm saying that we me and you, we blood, blood. Like, like we been folk. I'm bonic your big brother, blood. That's what I'm saying. [ __ ] what [ __ ] this little family reunion here? [ __ ] the [ __ ] I can't move. Hey, Ghetto, long time no scene. [ __ ] now, I know I shoot us a while back, but let's see if you have an answer for me this time. So what type of [ __ ] you like? H, I like [ __ ] like you. [ __ ] shut up, you ruining my entrance. Who invited this [ __ ]? We don't got food like this at home. H, excuse me, sugar. You got a couple dollars for an old lady down on her luck? My mama told me not to talk to fans. You disrespectful little [ __ ]. And I was going to give you this Roblox gift card for th. How much? $50. I'm say l. Yes, yeah, come on out here, baby. Damn, I'm really not going to get them robots first. I had to cut my trip to the mother last short. Now the ops paying junkies the back door [ __ ] and [ __ ] bringing their kids to the function. When you think you seen it all? Uh, look, girl, where your mama at? I don't know. Well, let's find her then. I'mma call CPS 'cause y'all playing [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't here shooting in someo [ __ ] m- don't pay that no mind. R baby, quiet down. You going to traumatize the youth. My [ __ ] I hope you know that when I said the world was better off without [ __ ] at all, I was joking. [ __ ] I did not think your ass was going to do this [ __ ] for real. After all these years, he a [ __ ] [ __ ] so that [ __ ] made sense in his head. Real [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] that. Y don't get to draw the [ __ ] lines. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] all y'all [ __ ] some [ __ ] criminals. So let y'all handle this [ __ ] like some [ __ ] criminals. I've awaken all the real [ __ ] for one final [ __ ] moment. Snitches, scammers, dealers, bangers, and any [ __ ] you can imagine. [ __ ] from all overs [ __ ] with centuries worth of beef. And all y'all [ __ ] got no choice but to fight, shoot, and kill each other 'cause it's all y'all [ __ ] criminal nature. So fight as much as you can, real [ __ ] and [ __ ] alike 'cause in the end, the only ones that truly win are the ones who see no difference between any of you [ __ ] the [ __ ] like me. [ __ ] you C. Free my [ __ ] Gojo. Oh yeah. [ __ ] Gojo. We ain't friending [ __ ]. There is a goddamn hole in the middle of Shibuya and y'all naming this [ __ ] an incident? Not a tragedy, not a massacre, a [ __ ] incident. We done lost players, hoes, everything in between, and y'all calling this [ __ ] an incident? My [ __ ] Enu Maki got to let go of his [ __ ] hoop dreams 'cause he missing a [ __ ] arm and this shit's an incident. Y'all let that [ __ ] Yuji run free as suca 'cause y'all wanted to put him under the same rules I'm under. But last time I [ __ ] checked, Yuji ain't Daddy [ __ ] Ura. But I'mma clean up y'all mess like I always [ __ ] do. And before I go, it's up for Yuji's ass the moment I see him. Let the streets know. Breaking Hood news from the slums of Japan. We've received notice from Jujutsu Headquarters. Following the function in Shibuya, now known as the Shibuya Incident, Ghetto has somehow been confirmed alive and still isn't welcomed in any hood. The hit on Ghetto life has been reinstated due to his financial status. Saturo Gojo's bail has been denied. He currently faces a life sentence as an accomplice in the Shibuya Incident. He no longer is considered a sorcerer. In any attempt to free Gojo will be treated as hostile. Principal Yaga hired both those [ __ ] so all this [ __ ] kind of his fault. From this point forward, Yaga has a hit out on his life. We suspended the hit on Yuji's life. That's on us. Our bad. The hit on Ikor Yuji's life has been reinstated. Anyone assisting Yuji will be treated as hostile. Special grade sorcerer Daddy Ura has been appointed as the hitter for Ikor Yuji. I heard the streets looking for a young [ __ ] [ __ ] and they trying to keep my [ __ ] Gojo locked up. So free my [ __ ] [ __ ] Gojo till it's backwards. And I put that on my dad, homies. And for the [ __ ] looking for me, tell them make a move. [Music] 'Cause say Go B for B, but you know I blood clot B. I can't understand [ __ ] through that fake ass accent. But did you say ban for ban? Nigga, shut your Nigerian prince scamming ass. We your turn. [ __ ] you know one n what CL? Can I get some subtitles or something? What the [ __ ] you talking about? Stop running from the smoke, broke [ __ ]. The fire. Shut that sh up. This fake ass accent, these fake ass clothes. Where you going? [ __ ] I'm talking to you. No, I ain't done yet. Your fake ass accent, that 2000 F go on your head and your Polo ain't wearing all this fake ass [ __ ] but want to go ban for [Music] ban.