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Imagine you're God for a moment. You're God and you come to this planet you've created and you walk up to one of your beautiful creations and you say, "Oh, creation of mine, what do you think of this earth thing I created for you?"
And the person says, "Well, God, it's about time you show up. I got a boner to pick with you." Excuse me? Yeah. I mean, you could have made the temperature perfect all year round. Why do you make it so effing hot in the summer and so cold in the winter? Why do you do THAT [ __ ] YOU'RE GOD. YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PERFECT. PLUS, you make these irritating people that get in my way of my goals. Why would you do that? You even make these little red ants. These red ants ARE 100TH MY SIZE AND THEY BITE THE [ __ ] OUT OF ME. What's wrong with you, God? And you're God. And you hear this after all you've given. Do you want to hang with this person?
You go to somebody else. Oh, creation, what are you thinking this earth? Oh, God, I'm so grateful. I wanted to thank you. This is magnificent. I mean, it's the most beautiful planet. We have unlimited choices. You give me a choice to do whatever I want with my life. And look what you've done. You've made it so it's always changing. It's never boring. Like, the temperature is always changing. Sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's cold. You put these people out there to challenge me to grow. And you even made these little red ants. They're unbelievable, but they bite my ass. THEY'RE SO COURAGEOUS. I'M 100 times bigger. It's amazing. You're God. Who do you want to hang out with? The first person or the second person?
Some people say there is no God. No, there's God.