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All right. So, we're going to review some of the girls' dating app profiles. Starting off with, "Hi, it's me." What app is this? Oh, this is Seeking Arrangement. It's like a sugar daddy site. Are there prompts to it also? No, not really. Not a lot. Can you read the the top one there? Okay. "I do not do free dates or free get to know." What does that mean? What does that mean? Uh, I have to tell a little content about it because you just asked for a dating site. It's the one I have. When I was underage, I don't know if I can say that. I went on a sugar daddy site because we didn't have money and I was very hungry and I saw about it on social media and I was like, "Yeah, let's go on a paid date and get some food on the table." Sounds horrible, but that's just the way I did it.
Uh, I'm not very active on the site anymore. I just have it because my social media grow, my media pres in the Netherlands, people will just pay like €200, but I never agreed with that. Uh, I would say like €750 and above only to have dinner with me. What's the amount of money like the average guy makes an hour in the Netherlands? Uh, if you work like a full-time job, like 40 hours a week. Yeah. In a month you will get like 750 to 2002 2 and a half thousand 2500. Is that the only thing we had to read? It's not a lot.
Next we have Lucy. Should we have her read this or say, "Give you travel tips for Siberian wilderness retreat." Obviously a joke. I was going to say the Trans-Siberian Railway rocks. I would be interested though actually to go to Russia. Lucy, "Living with unusual skills, living in the woods." Would you guys swipe on bisexual queen? Now we have, "Oh yeah, that's my friend. Gorgeous friend though. And we're being baddies in Vegas." Uh, I said, "Hope you like spicy brunettes, lol. I have unconventional job. You'll either love it or hate it." And so at least you're upfront. I don't want to say that. Um, because if you say that you do any kind of SSW, they ban you. So you have to like, but I obviously like you're, I'm not like I don't want to like lie to them. I don't even want to talk to somebody that's not interested in that. So if you're on like dating apps, you are like willing to date civilians, right? Yeah. But you would obviously disclose your right away. Wait, a non-negotiable something casual. Yeah, I don't do hookups. You don't have brown hair either, dude. Oh, well, whatever. That's not just saying it. Maybe it's been a little while since I updated it. I'm going to have to weigh in on that one when I come back. Okay. Good pictures, though. Thank you. Okay. Wait. Go to streamliners.com. Hold on. I'll come back. Is there any more? I don't really use dating apps, though. I just have it.
All right, guys. Would you guys swipe right or left? What's for what's yes or no? I don't even know. For which woman? For which woman? What do you? Oh. Oh, Jesus. You You're not really the Wait, what's your name? Uh, Tamara. Tomorrow, you're not really my type. I like uh more like like you giving bisexual queen right here. That's all right. I would swipe for you, but not for you. You look like you would kill me. Do I? I don't know. You would look like you would just stab me in my sleep. I don't know. You're scary a little bit. You look too straight for me. I am straight. I'm pretty straight. That's not the first time I've heard that. I'm not going to lie. I do have a pretty nasty eye. You said you wouldn't like you you wouldn't wait for sex though. No, I would if it's like somebody normal. I mean, honestly, like if I meet somebody. Okay. You meet a guy on Bumble. Oh, no. I would. Yeah, I wouldn't. But if obviously like you wouldn't what? I wouldn't do that on the first date. Second date? Sure. If I like if I get to know them like and I feel like it could maybe go somewhere. Sure. Okay. I don't want to just get used though. I'm not really down with the I don't really get anything out of casual sex. Okay. But you you're not like, "Hey, I want to wait 10 dates." No. All right. I don't really have an argument. I can sense it out. I would have an argument if you're like, "Well, yeah, I want to wait 20 days, but like you also do porn. I feel like that would be kind of arbitrary." Like, I'm interested in dating like people who also do content, but the thing is it is kind of weird because your first interaction a lot of the time when you meet is like you're filming with them. So, it but like you can still get a sense of their personality and if you vibe with each other. All right.