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Turn on [Music] [Music] podcast. It's cool, right? Oh my God, it's a fun podcast. So much better with the red. It's a fun podcast. You guys look cozy. That's what's up. We are cozy. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. I have a smoking hot chick for from Australia. I'm excited to get to know her. I actually just met her last night at a strip club and, um, she just so happens to be super good friends with Luke. It's actually, I do have a funny story, uh, that I will share sometime throughout this podcast of like a situation where I kind of walked up on them. We'll talk about that a little later. Um, but Luke, take the floor and introduce your smoking hot friend. I'm trying to get my mic. Haley D Davies. Hay Davies. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. How's your, uh, I know that you're running on fumes. Yeah. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Like, two to three. Two to three. She said she was there. I didn't even know she went. Yeah, I was there. You were gone. You went. Was gone. Where the [ __ ] you went? Truth. I had to go get this girl's ID. And honestly, the food got to the table and everyone just started. And I was like, they, people started picking up your chicken fingers. And I was like, damn, L's going to get so pissed cuz like, his nuggets are gone. And then these strippers came out of nowhere and they're like, can I have some food? Right? And I was like, get your own. She's like, but I'm working. And why can't you just like buy it for me? I saw that. I was like, these strippers just coming around like pigeons like eating all the food. Seriously. She would like, there was like one girl, she would like walk away and then she'd come back and she'd stand next to the table and like, kind of like look at it and then like wait for me to look at her. And I'd make eye contact with her. She's like, can I just, just have like one more? And I'm like, one more turned into like, [ __ ] 10 fries and like breaking off the chicken nuggets. Strippers. That was weird chicken though. I thought it was fish. Was very soft. Really? I [ __ ] with their chicken tenders. Yeah, it was very tender. I was like, this can't be chicken. Too tender. Too tender to be chicken. They don't have chicken like that in Australia. Usually like the way that it was so thin and crisp. I was like, I was expecting it to be tough. I was like, it's going to be fish. It would just like break. I love, I love the accent. Accent so [ __ ] hot. I thought it was more you up. Red up over the between Australians or like an Essex, London. Oh, I love the English. Yeah. So, um, I don't know really anything about you other than that you're now was smoking hot chick from Australia with a sexy ass accent. Um, tell me about you. How long you been in the industry? Are you shooting mainstream, only fans? I've been doing only fans. Am I talking? You look anywhere you want. Anywhere you want. Look at the ceiling. I've been doing only fans for like a year. Okay. Um, and I've just been collaborating with people for like 6 months. Um, cuz I didn't even know about the whole world of collaborating. Like, I would just try and find people on Bumble or something like to [ __ ] and it was like a nightmare and they couldn't get their dick hard and stuff. And then, yeah, yeah. And then like, I was opened up to this whole world of like content creators and I was like, oh my God. And then, um, porn. I've only been doing for like a month. Like mainstream. But I'm doing a lot. Like last week, five. This week, five. So like, I think I'll be doing like five mainstream a week. And then, um, like, I don't know. Uh, I'm trying to get my collabs down cuz I was doing like three collabs every single day of the week. So like 20 a week. And I just, I banked too much content. I was releasing like one to two new videos a day. God. Yeah. So I'm trying to get my, slow that [ __ ] down. Yeah. Give out too much [ __ ] right out the gate. Then what? I don't know. Damn. Three times a day. Yeah. Three. Sometimes five. I would do five. All right. So that [ __ ] doesn't get sore, right? Five times a day. But on my first LA trip, oh my God. So I would do at least three. So every single day was three. Sometimes I would squeeze in like a fourth or a fifth. And I was in so much pain by the end of it. I was literally like, wake up, two Tylen, two Advil before the shoot, two more Tylen, [ __ ] Liv off HPR. Damn. Yo, that's crazy. But then I was like, I, I think I like built like a tolerance for taking the dick. You know, built resistance. Like, because before porn, and I would have sex like, I don't know, once a month or something. And like, I would have sex once and I would be sore. Because like, you know, you get used to it. How does, how does a, um, how does a hot chick like you only have sex one time a month? I don't. I don't. I've never really liked the whole casual sex. So I just wouldn't really like [ __ ] someone got you. And now you're just a [ __ ] nympho and yeah, having at it. Like, I would masturbate. But to actually have sex, I'd be like, gosh. And what did you, what did you do before this crazy industry? Um, I was a personal trainer, a stripper, and I worked. And I like all on. Okay. Nice. So, yeah. Nice. Well, we love strippers. Strippers. Mhm. We love it. Also, yes, you love it. My degrees in. Oh, fantastic. Computer science. Right? That's cool. That is very. Were you, were you like a traveling stripper or just? No, just New Zealand and Australia. I've never actually stripped anywhere else. Is there a, is there a strip, is there a strip club called, uh, Dollhouse in in, uh, Australia or something? House? Oh, there'll be many. Yeah. Okay. There's Sift and Playhouse. There's, oh my God, there's so many. I just, I used to follow one of strip clubs. I used to follow a, a strip club in Brisbane. Yeah. Yes, yeah. I used to follow one on like Snapchat. Long [ __ ] time ago. And they'd always be posting what girls are working. And they're kind of cool. I'm seeing them do their money counts. And they, some of them, like, I'm like, sometimes we, we like, is this, is this true or all? Cuz some of them are making some ridiculous money. I just thought it was cool how they, pretty big market. How they did it. Most, most strippers don't want to be on social media. They don't want people knowing that like they're a stripper, right? But then like again, this one was on Snapchat, right? So if you were in Brisbane, you could like swipe up and be like, yo, is Katie working? Oh, yeah. Katie just got here. Come on in. I like, I've never come across another club that I just thought that was really cool. Yeah, honestly, that is cool. I don't know many. I know that Sift and Playhouse or whatever it is in Sydney does a similar thing. They, is it full nude out there or alcohol topless? It's state by state. It's like very different rules. And it's so funny because in Melbourne, which is Victoria State, one of the, the club I worked at was so weird. It was like, they couldn't touch your eyes, but you could make out with them. W. I didn't, I didn't make out with them. But you were allowed to like, you didn't have to. And I was like, so they can't touch your ass, but like, you can get like risk of her P's. Like I was like, this makes no sense. Holy [ __ ]. Yeah, it, it really just made no sense. And then the same club, so that was at, um, Kittens in Melbourne. The same club, so the Kittens Brisbane, which is another state, Queensland. Then you, you can touch the ass, but you can't make out with them. And I don't think they can touch the tit. Like it was as no ties. So I'm, I'm originally from Arizona. Lot of strip clubs over there. Even Vegas is same thing. Kind of the same way of like, Arizona, um, if there's alcohol, it's topless. And if there's no alcohol, it's fully nude. Ah, that's interesting. I've never. But you can't even touch them at all. Oh, like if they're on stage and you're throwing money and you know you want to grab ass or like, you know, go down on their tit, like you can't, can't, can't do that. But over here in Florida, Miami, do anything like I've heard anything like. I've heard. I don't know. So I just think it's crazy on how, uh, not crazy, but just different how some states or some countries are just, yeah. And there was this one club that I worked at in Melbourne. I won't say the name. But it was like this like underground like and it was like not even registered as a strip club. No licensing. And you could do anything. But you, you could. And you could make crazy money. You could charge what you want for the dancers. You can. I personally didn't do like anything. And like, like as in these girls like giving like blow jobs. Is prostitution legal there? Or no? Yeah. Really? It, it is legal. Yeah. So it's not, you're not really a risk. Like it's so, it's not a big deal in that sense. It's more the sense that you have to have a license though to be doing prostitution. Didn't even have a strip club license, let alone a brothel. Got so the club, um, the cops would come in and like raid all the time. And all these girls would like pile into the bathrooms and like lock themselves in and be so scared. And then you'd have your foreign girls who are like, illegally working. So for me, yeah, your foreign girls. So for me, it's fine cuz you know, I'm, I'm working, I'm paying my tax. Like, I, I don't really care. Like, I wasn't worried. And prostitution is legal. Like, whatever. But then there's these girls, the foreign girls, girls who don't even have like the cuz there's weird rules. And it's like, you can be on a working holiday visa, but you can't work in like strip clubs or something. It's, it's weird. You can't work in the sex industry. But then vice versa, when you work back in like, say, if they came from like England or France, you can work in the clubs. It's like only when you go there. I know that's the case for New Zealand. I think it's the same for Australia. But yeah, so they would like pile in and like freak out and it would be so funny. But now, raid it. I heard a long time ago, and please correct me if this is just like a myth or or made up, but porn is not legal there, right? Yeah, that's what you're actually saying to me last night. I actually don't know. Yeah, you were saying. Was last night? That was me. I think it's legal there. There's a guy on PornHub that shoots all the Australian girls over there. Who is it? I was told that you can't even. No, I was told that you can't even go on PornHub and you can't even legally like, you can't. There's like, if you get caught filming porn there, like you're going to jail. No, there's a guy. There's like this, uh, going to jail. You know, in America, how like people just like go to jail? Like you flash your tits, you're in jail. It's not like that. You don't just go to jail. Like, yeah, no. There's a, there's a lot of Australians that shoot porn over there. Isabelle Delor. Australian. There's a really, like, I don't know, somebody something fit Kitty or something like that. Oh, I know someone. Just told me a long time ago that it's like illegal to [ __ ] shoot porn there. Or like, like, okay, you have to get the, the licensing and the permissions. I don't think you could just. I just think it's crazy how it's like, you can legally be a prostitute, but then like, when I heard that you can't film porn there, I'm like, what the [ __ ]? Yeah, I'm not sure because I just know that there's not a, maybe not like business shooting porn, but like, there's content creators over there. There's content. Oh, yeah, of course. That's so, that's all fine. But a lot of the hotels, they don't like you being content creators. And something I learned literally in the last like 72 hours is that foreign girls coming over here, if the border finds out that it like you work in the sex industry, you can like get banned for five [ __ ] years. That's always. Yeah, I've never [ __ ] known that. That's, yeah, that's wild. But like, if you go over there, if you go to Canada or you go to Australia, and that border finds out that you're in the industry, what's the issue with that? Yeah, they don't care. They don't give a [ __ ]. It's just us. Okay. It's just America. Yeah. [ __ ] dude. That's why this country sucks. Yeah. It's wild. Do you like this country compared to elro? I, I mean, I like it. Like all the dick here. But the, there's some weird [ __ ] and everything is so difficult. You know, like, even I just got like locked down in my bank one day. And usually you would just call up. No, you need to go in and show. I'm like, why the [ __ ] do I have to go all the way into the bank? Like, usually at home, you can just call up, answer like all your security questions. Everything is just difficult. They make everything more difficult than it has to be. That's what I've noticed about America. Yeah. Just like simple things. Like even to open a bank is so hard. I mean, there's C. I will say, there are certain banks. Luke, back me up on this one. There are certain banks that only [ __ ] with our industry. Who, if you don't mind. What bank do you? Who do you bank with? Bank of America. Yeah. I go to Wells. Yeah. Bank of America, big no, no. It's like literally in their [ __ ] print. I had Bank of America when I first joined. And in their print, it literally says, if you work in sex work, like we can hold and freeze your account at any [ __ ] time. And held my account for 45. But then I heard that Chase does the same. So who the [ __ ] do I go to? Wells. M. I've been with Wells for going on eight years. No issue. All my models, Wells. Everyone that I know in the industry is Wells. But like, you can Google and it'll say on Google like, oh, Wells is not the bank. But either Wells Fargo. But there's hundreds of. I did hear that they can freeze it. But they can freeze it. But do they not eventually have to release after like six weeks or six months? No, they, they eventually have to. Like, I said, like Bank of America. Bank of America held mine for 45 days. Like held all my [ __ ] money. But then you get it. Yeah. Okay. At least you get it. But 45. That's a long time. That's a lot. You, especially if that's your. My money is very spread out anyway. But that's still. I would say Wells, honestly. It's just, I think it's a safe bet. But that's cool though. It's crazy. So, um, I want to kind of figure out, uh, we've been inside an Australian. God. Oh, you. What? I was like, I've never been in Australia. She's like, you've been inside. You Australian. Inside Australia? Yes, for sure. So do you find American guys more attractive than Australian guys? Yeah. What about? What is it about them? Do we have accents? Yeah. I look at her. She's like, yeah, [ __ ]. Yeah, you do. Give, give me your best American accent. Give me your best American accent. That was like Midwestern though. That was so country. Oh my God. That was so country. That's that. That was that was country. But still, you're trying to do LA too hard. Say like, uh, oh my God, I love Los Angeles. Or LA. Oh my God, I love Los Angeles. That was good. That was good. Very, very. That's crazy. That's cool though. Okay, so what is it about American guys that you find way more attractive? You, there's so many pretty boys. You don't really get. Well, no, you do, I guess. But I love like a pretty boy, like baby face. Like, and you just like, there's so many [ __ ] pretty boys here. And then obviously, like, I mean, I've never really gone for like darker guys. But like, here, there's so many hot ones. Yeah. Is there no like attractive black dudes over in Australia or what? There's a lot of immigrants. Probably a lot of Asian. You've got your, your black Americans here, right? And black Americans are just [ __ ] so hot. Like, we, we have in New Zealand, you've got your Maori people. But it's, and there's some pretty hot ones. M. Maori. Maori. Maori. M o r i. It's like the natives of New Zealand. But they're not like full black. I just like darker skin. Are you saying minority? Maori. Maori. It's pronounced Maori. Okay. Um, but yeah, you've got like, here, like your black Americans. And there's so many like really hot ones. Like Jay Heffner. So I saw a TikTok video of this, uh, it was black [ __ ] guy. And he was walking in some country like shirtless. And all the foreign girls were just like, and so I guess that's kind of, it's like they've never, they don't see that. Don't see that. You don't have these shredded like amazing like hot black guys. Like, and then here, there's, oh my God, like, it's just, it's like, wow. Like, I do like them. Like, but I like either. But like, and then, yeah, like the, the, do you like dad bods? Um, do I like? What about dad? Dad bods with a nice penis? [Music] Uh, I think I'm more. I don't think I like. No. I'll be honest. No. I mean, does, does, does a guy have to have a six-pack? No. No, no, no. But like, I was going to say, Luke got pretty lucky. He's a dad bod. You think I have a dad bod? For sure. Dude. Anything, anything that's not a six-pack, I think it's a dad bod. Anything that's not a six-pack is a dad bod. I think you're a dad bod. Why the [ __ ]? Like the same. Am I a dad bod? Noah? Nah. No, not really. No. I just think I don't have abs. But nah, nah. Yeah, I want to say dad bod. I just think anything that's not like muscular as [ __ ] is like, no. Mine's like, I. Or is dad bod considered like a fat dude? No, not fat. Just like, not fat, but like a bit, kind of more of a like a gut. Like a beer belly. You know, like the dad bod that's drinking all the beer and stuff like that. But well, I, I used to actually. I was going through a phase and I really liked really skinny, scrawny guys. It's so weird. I just go through. I go through really like weird phases. They like, they like the dudes that look like they're dying. Like, I don't. I don't think I have a type. Like, oh, yeah. Recently, I've been seeing a lot of girls talk about short kings. Are you into that? No. No. She's not into that. No. Not at all. I could tell that cuz you're, you're pretty short, right? I am pretty short. But she took off her heels last night at the party. I was like, I was like, what is. Speaking of party, okay, you guys, I, uh, so to give you guys a little quick story, um, we went to a Halloween party. Shout out to JM. Loved it. Great time. Um, I couldn't find Luke like halfway through the night. I was like, where did my, where did my boy go? He, he would have said bye. He would have said, hey man, I'm leaving. Leaving. But no, he just went [ __ ] ghost. So I decided to walk out back to my car to go get something. And as I'm walking up to my car, I see Luke's Tesla sitting parked where it was. And right on the ridge of like the hood to the bottom of the window, I see a penis. And then I see another penis. And there's two wieners. That's all I see is like two the tips of the of the dick. And then as I get close, closer, Haley is in the back seat slobbing [ __ ] [ __ ] jerking the [ __ ] off. And I so badly wanted to film it because I was like, this is hilarious. B. You should have. I was, I was, I was just. What the [ __ ] is another dude in this car? I was just kind of. I saw your big ass [ __ ] White Claw can walk by. I was like, oh [ __ ]. Yeah. Well, I was like, dude, where are you? Where are you? And then when I figured it out, I was like, you're a [ __ ] savage. Just leaving the party. Go get. We. It was my. To be fair, it was my idea. I had this. I wanted to do like the real time stuff. It sells so well. A lot of girls get really horny in their Halloween costume. From what I. Last night, she, Haley was looking hot as [ __ ]. I got approached five different times last night from five different smoking hot chicks. And I literally said no to every single one of them. Why? Cuz I'm talking to somebody and I'm trying to be good. Bliss. I even Texas am. I was like, dude, I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on, but like, I had said no to five different. We hope she's with it. Yeah. I said yes to Haley right away. I was not going to say, hey, Australian with big ass tits. Honestly, I, I walked up to him prior to you guys going to the car. I like, I was like, hey dude, uh, that girl's really hot. We should have her on the podcast. He's like, he's like, yeah, dude, I'm a, you know, whatever. And then like, [ __ ] 10 minutes later, I'm sucking his dick. Sucking his goddamn dick in the car. Dick. I was like, like, you look really hot. You film something in your. Do you have been doing like Halloween stuff? And she's like, no, I wanted to do something in here. She's like, I wanted to at least suck some dick or something like that. And then, uh, Alex was like, Alex was like, yeah. And then you were like, what about you two? You, you two want to take me in the bathroom or something like that? And I was like, we could like go to the car. I don't know if the bathroom's appropriate. Family function. But. And she's like, okay, let's go. Me and Alex are like, let's go. [ __ ] went to the car. It was great. Yo, I think, I think compliment to you. I think that's hot as [ __ ] when a girl initiates. Like, even though I get it, it's content, whatever. But just like, hey, I'm in my Halloween costume, horny. Can I blow the both of you? Like, oh, it's super [ __ ] hot. So [ __ ] hot. She's like, yeah. She's like, why don't you two both come to the car? I'll swallow both of your [ __ ] loads down my throat. And I was like, you don't got to [ __ ] ask me anymore. I'm ready. Honestly, it was hot from the spectator where I was at, you know, from the bleachers that I was watching. Yeah. Just, it was, it was cool as [ __ ]. Very funny to walk up on [ __ ] can walking in the street. It's hilarious. It was, it was neighbors were outside, which was crazy. But yeah, you were definitely laid down the back seats. I popped out the bed. It was so fun. I was loving. I, yeah, she was going going to town. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. I couldn't figure. I didn't know if it was Alex or or Mr. Lucky in there with you. But it was going to be Mr. Lucky. And then Mr. Lucky missed out. He didn't get so lucky. He didn't get so lucky. Sorry, Mr. Lucky. Sorry, Mr. Lucky. He's gotten lucky before though. Oh, yeah. He's gotten lucky many times. Have you shot with Alex before? Yeah. Okay. I've shot with both of them a few times. So I was the one that got lucky. It's your first time. But I feel like all three of you guys, all kind of have like the same wiener size. That's why when I was walking up. Different shapes and different shapes. But I'm just saying like, from where I'm standing, walking up and seeing this, yeah, you. Yeah, you thought were pretty similar. It had to be. I was like, it had to be one of those three. But yeah, that's cool. I'm glad that y'all did some Halloween content. I hope it looks good though. It looked good through. Look hot. What were you last night, by the way? Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell. I just bought the outfit. I, I bought it for a collab. I was meant to do a pirate and fairy thing. But, um, then I had to cancel some collabs before I came here. And I didn't get to use it. I actually bought like all these Halloween outfits. And I like did like photo shoots in them. And I was like, I'm going to do scenes in all of them. And I literally didn't get. I was hitting so many people up in LA to do Halloween stuff. And like, I feel like it just wasn't happening. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I mean, I get it. You guys are, you guys take the time, you put the effort in, you put the sexy ass costume on. And I literally paid a photographer like $11,000 to shoot me in all the outfits with like really good background. And then I was like, I'll just do scenes in the outfits. And I just didn't even know. How does fun? What we got you in Tinkerbell? You did. But it would have been better if you were a pirate, you know? Oh, yeah. What were you last night? I was Luke Cooper. [ __ ] gay dude. No, that I nailed it. That was so good. I'll walk into this house before we get to the party. And I'm like, what the [ __ ] are you? And he's like, I'm, I'm Luke Cooper. Oh my God, it was great. So [ __ ]. I thought it was great. Did you see the Instagram post? Yeah, it made no. I would have never guessed that. Yeah, maybe if you don't know. But that's why I had to show people. But when does Luke Cooper ever wear a? Is that his name in the show? Or something? That's his name in the show. That's where I got my stage name. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Brilliant. And you? Is Haley Davis? Haley Davies. Y. That. Sorry. That, uh, how did you come up with that? So because I was a stripper, I was Haley. Okay. And I had gone to the strip club on my first night like five years ago with like a list of names. But none of them were available. So she was like, how about Haley? And I was like, yeah, I like it. So then I stuck with Haley. I actually started at one club as Chloe. I'm so glad I didn't. I don't see Chloe. So Haley. And, um, and then I had, when I got into OnlyFans, I had to make a last name. Yeah. So I, um, I was just like, kind of Googling, I think, like sexy last names or something. And I was just like pairing them. And I was like, ah, yeah, that's cool. But my mom said to me, she's like, why did you have to pick? Cuz I think she's got a friend with the first name. She's got two best friends. One of them had the first name Haley. And then a different last name. And then one of them has a different first name and then the last name Davies. And I didn't even think about it. And she's like, why do you have to pick my friends like first name and then my other best friend's last name? And I was like, I don't even notice that. Damn. [ __ ] your mom supportive. What are you doing? My mom is so supportive. It's so crazy. Like, cuz we had a, we did have like an up, rough upbringing. But as I've gotten older and she realizes that like, I'm going to just make my own decisions and do this and like, I'm happy. And, you know, um, she's like, so supportive. Like, sometimes she even takes like naked. I'll be like, can you take a like cute naked picture on the balcony? And she's like, yeah. Or she'll come up with ideas. I know. She's so good. She, we were at a market once. Like, yeah. And she was like, oh, you should buy that cool hat. Like, it would be cool for some like naked pictures. And it was so cute. I'm like, wow, you're so supportive. So are you like giving her gifts? Are you buying her [ __ ]? Um, so I, she's definitely not that kind of mom who like, I know that some people have moms that are just supportive because they're getting a lot out of it. She's not like that. Like, I do, even when I was stripping, I would try to help her where I could. But she doesn't like to accept it a lot of the time. So I don't do a lot. Like, there's been things we've discussed that I will be doing. But like, yeah, I don't think she's not supportive just because of that. Like, she was supportive of the stripping before like she was getting anything. And I don't give her like a lot. Like, definitely not. But I do have goals to be making a certain amount to like then help her retire and stuff. I mean, I, I'm, I'm the type that things that I'm flying here to Hawaii though in a few weeks. So like, that's a big trip. That's super awesome. I've always just been the type where I'm like, if you're like, kids should always grow up to want to like take care of their parents, you know? That's that's my mentality. Yeah. So I think it's super awesome that you and your mom are tight and that she's a support system because most parents, they're just, they find out and they're like, [ __ ] you, you know? And they sometimes never even come back, you know? Yeah, one of my good friends is like dealing with that. So it's pretty sad. Yeah, sometimes like parents will fall off like, hey, [ __ ] you, good luck. And then like, six months to a year, they come back and they're like, I'm sorry. You know, it's just, it's hard for a parent to wrap around. I think more for girls like you have daughters. Parents lose their [ __ ] minds. Guys on the other hand, it's like, well, you know, my son's a [ __ ] crazy person anyway. Yeah. Yeah. I think cuz I eased into it. The stripping and she kind of knows that I like make my decisions very carefully. Like with the getting into OnlyFans, like I was like, made that decision very carefully. It's not like these girls start and they're like, oh, I might get leaked. It's like, I had to. I was like, it will be a matter of time when you get leaked. Like my stuff will be all over the internet. Even when I started as like a small kid, it's like, you can't go in with like, if I'll get leaked, it's like, when you'll get leaked. And like, you just have to go in accepting that. Like, any other potential career could be like, you know, you have to have super thick skin. Yeah. Yeah. And very thick skin because you deal with like, yeah, some, some [ __ ]. I always say the worst, uh, the worst thing you could ever do as a creator is probably read the comments. That's my opinion. Yeah. Comments or Reddit. What do you think, Luke? What's like the worst thing? Like, if you're looking, I'm a guy. So I mean, my comments are like, especially with like the Tesla videos, they're like, I hope you crash and die. And I'm just like, well, you'll be doing me a favor. I have this weird, and I don't know what it is, but I get like no hate. I literally read all my comments. I reply to like, all of them. I get no hate. I don't get any bad DMs. Like, it's [ __ ] insane. I got one DM on OnlyFans when I started saying like, go hang yourself. Which did catch me off guard. But I get literally like no hate. I don't understand. Yeah. I don't pay one the people. Yeah, people aren't happy. Yeah. Every, you can't make everybody like you. You got to have like a 100,000 people that absolutely love you. And then like a couple people that are like, you [ __ ] suck. Am I going to listen to the person with no profile picture that has like two follows, following like 143? No. You get like, you get. I don't get hate on Instagram at all. Um, I'll get a couple on TikTok. Like maybe one in every 500 comments. Plus, yeah, like that's the thing. I get very low ratio. Like maybe one in every 500. And someone would just be like, oh, such a shame you sell your body for the same price as like a McDouble or something stupid. Or like someone might be like, oh, you've got cellulite on your legs. Like, very relatable. And I'm just like, that's not. That's nothing. Yeah. But I mean, some comments I've seen in my experience are whole. Like, wow, like how the [ __ ] do you have the balls to write some [ __ ] like, what are they like, what are they doing? One, as a guy, I have no idea where they find their time. Cuz they're not doing anything but like, to take the time to like post something. I think some people, how, how much do you hate your life? Some people really thrive off. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think some people just really get off on like getting under Haley's skin, you know? Yeah. Or getting under whoever's skin. Yeah. I don't know. And then when they, when you comment back on it, they're like, [ __ ]. Yeah. Girls, I see it a lot more, especially like girls on girls within the industry and stuff like that. Like they'll like sub tweet or they'll do all this stuff. Oh God. Like, I've heard about Twitter arguments. I don't participate in AR. Twitter. I don't participate in drama. I don't post. I post my scenes and that's it. I don't post what, what I think about this topic. No, I don't like doing that. Post like what I'm [ __ ] doing. And I don't do those reels on my Instagram stories and [ __ ]. No. But as a guy, to like, [ __ ] post something about another guy. Give me a second. What are they doing? They're going crazy. Yeah. Give me a second. What's Daisy doing? I don't [ __ ] know. Give me a second. I'm going great. Probably an Amazon guy. Hey. Oh my God. The show that I was just at. What was it? Um, the guy's house. He has the funniest little dash on sausage dog. And that's so fat. Sprite. Yeah. So fat. Just this little. Yeah. One's name is [ __ ] Sprite. Sprite. And they have little, um, bows in the hair. It's ridiculous. [ __ ] trip with his dogs. You talking about R's dogs? Yeah. So funny. That. Yeah. Sprite. I can't. I can never get over Sprite. I laugh every time I hear it. I think, I think G is probably like, what? Yeah. I mean, my cat's name is. My cat's name is Boner. Call him Fanta. Fanta's right. Fanta. Is it Fanta or Fanta? Fanta. Fanta. Fanta. Fanta. Should I say Fanta? And people always correct me and they're like, oh, you mean Fanta. Like, [ __ ]. You know what I'm saying? Do you guys not have Fanta? No, we do. But I just say it's not as popular as over. I mean, it's not. It used to be. I think. Well, it's still. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's like, I would drink it as a kid. So I want to kind of ask you some, uh, freaky [ __ ] cuz you obviously do random hookups in cars with my friends. What's the, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? Craziest sex? Craziest sex? Craziest place? Spur of the moment? Um, this is the thing. I've actually really don't feel like I've done too much crazy [ __ ]. Pretty vanilla. I'm, I'm actually pretty vanilla. I've done pretty bad. As in, I used to, um, babysit for this family and I would live with them. And then I, I did sleep with the, the dad. [ __ ] Yes. Yes. Yes. [ __ ] Yeah. Oh my God. Real porno. The daughter would be home as well. And like, I'd like to suck his dick on the stairs or something. Yeah. It was pretty bad. It's hot. That's hot. A real. Walk me through who approached who. I'm like, I don't want to sh. I'm like, will they say this? No. Um, he was like, Haley, you're doing such a good job. It was like, he definitely waited until I turned 18 cuz I was babysitting with him for a few years. Yeah. And I mean, 16 is legal, but he obviously wanted me to be 18, which is nice. Um, and then I think one day we were like at home together or something. And we were just like flirting. Like, I always kind of got like dad vibes from him. Was like, you found him attractive? He's not like, at first glance, but like the more I got to know him, and he was really cool. And like, he was a cool dad. And like, that kind of stuff. Um, and then, have you ever talked about this at all? No, not really. Um, one guy did ask me about it on a, on a TikTok. And I think the TikTok actually did really well. But it was just a very quick, like, I've never gone into depth. Um, how was it a one-time thing? No, I didn't think so. No. And but it got to a point where he actually told me he was in love with me. And I was like, this is, this is too much. Were you getting like, did you get a raise after they would like? Well, when, um, when I, no, but when I stopped, when I was like, this needs to like stop, he would offer me money to do stuff because I was like, not doing it for free or for fun anymore. But I would still be like, no, no. Like, I was like, I feel bad. I feel, I started to feel guilty. And the whole like having feelings was like, I was like, this is that's [ __ ] crazy cuz I didn't have feelings. You know, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like he would purposely try to kick his wife out of the house for like, be like, hey, I need you to come babysit. I lived with them. Oh, you lived with them? I lived with them. Oh, you were [ __ ] bad. Holy [ __ ]. I was, I started living with him after a while. Where would the wife go? So if she was just at work or whatever, like, oh my God. And she had no idea. She would. No, she has no idea. Wow. It's really bad. I know. I started to feel really bad. I would not do that now. But I think like, it's just exciting. And like, oh, sounds exciting. Sounds like a wild, terrible though. Wild story. A bad thing to do. Holy [ __ ]. That is pretty wild. I don't. I've never heard [ __ ] like that. I don't think we've had a girl on here that's ever said that before. Really? Oh, gosh. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I don't even know what you could top that. I don't. That's a good one. Wow. That's a big, a big fantasy. Big good one. Yeah. Yeah. Tell. I don't even know what to ask you anymore. Like craziest place. It, it was pretty crazy. Craziest place. Hold on. Did you guys do it in the bed though? Like, in, in his bed? Or was it always outside of the bed? I think we had done it in the bed. But we had done it in like, I had like sucked his dick on the staircase. And the daughter's room was like, just literally there. And then like, in the bathroom, like on the vanity. And like, um, I think we might have done it one time in the, in their bed. But I had my own bed. Cuz I had my own bedroom. And that's where they would [ __ ]. So you were, you were living with them even when you were not 18? Yeah, as an op, as like a live-in babysitter. Cuz I was out of home since 14. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. So I've been independent. Wow. For a while. That's [ __ ] crazy. Have you ever checked up on the daughter? She's still, she's still young. Oh, okay. So it was like, but you and him don't talk anymore? No. We're actually still all in contact. He's probably subscribed to your O, isn't he? He might be. I actually had a personal training client who he was married. And he was so into me. Nothing ever happened. God. But he, um, as a, so he was married. His wife kind of was start to get like a little bit annoyed because when he signed up for the gym, he's like, I hope you like, don't start training with the hot personal trainer. And then he started training with me. And then like, we were like real close. He would train like three days a week. Then he eventually started like, he would be really flirty. And then he would buy videos of me. He would pay $500 for for just like a little solo. Because this is before I did OnlyFans. And then, and then he started to sub to my OnlyFans. And he like buys all my videos and stuff like that. I feel like dudes become trainers just so they can get ass. I feel like that's a big thing right now. Yeah. Feel like it's been a thing. Honestly. Yeah. You think so? Like male trainers? Yeah. Yeah. To train hot girls. Yeah. Maybe like, if I was going to get a personal trainer, I would want a hot guy. Because it's going to make you like work harder. Cuz you want to impress the hot guy. Yeah. Like when I go to the gym and I'm like, I'm like looking for a personal trainer. And I'm like, who's a hot guy? I literally have a buddy who's a trainer back in Arizona. And he gives all the girls like discounts on training them. I'm like, bro, how do you, how do you make money? Like, if you're giving all these [ __ ] girls free [ __ ]? Oh, I don't know. That's, uh, whatever, whatever. I'm pretty sure he's piping every single one of them. Yeah. Probably doing the whole. So he's just living his best life. Best life. Yes. What do you think your body count is? Like, including porn and personal life? Um, obviously it was a low body count before you got into a porn. Miss once a month. That's what you said. I think my body count is like maybe like 200. Good for you. What, what's up? Those guys and girls? Yeah. Mhm. So like pre-porn, I, I'd been with a fair number of people. And like a fair number of girls as well. And then now I probably like doubled it in both girls and guys. Nice. That's what's up. Um, are you, you got any kinks? Got any crazy fetishes? Voyeurism? Like I like to like watch or like listen to people [ __ ]. Yeah. But you like that? You don't. You like it when people like do it? Well, that means that would mean I'm an exhibitionist. Which is technically what I am, right? Like, because I do pull on like people watching me. So I'm technically like, I, yeah. But I, I like that too. But I like, you know, like I was staying at this hotel in New York. And I got back and there was like the doors that like backed up against, you know, when there's like two open doors and like your side locks and their side locks. And I got back and I
I could hear the people [ __ ] and I'm like, instantly like, so wet. And I'm like, "Oh my God, really? You ever been to?" I'm like, sitting at the door and I'm like, "You ever been to a swingers club?" Yeah. Like, "Do you like that?" Like watching? Yeah, yeah, that makes me so horny.
I went with this guy that I was seeing and like, going up and like, cuz a lot of the people there, I didn't find them like sexually attractive. But just listening, yeah, I'm like, "Oh my God." And so just going into your own room and listening to all the people [ __ ] it's like, just the best sex cuz you're so freaking horny cuz you're just listening to these. I was trying to exp. The girl that I'm talking to, she was telling me that she really likes to like watch people [ __ ] and I was like, "Oh, we should go to a swingers club." And she's like, "I don't know if like if I'd find them attractive." I was like, "It's not about that you find them attractive, it's just like thinking about there is a [ __ ] place that you can go to." Yeah. And everyone is going for the same reason. And it's just a [ __ ] you don't have to swing. No, like we didn't actually swing, right? Like, the whole night we didn't find anyone that we wanted to like swing with. And then at the end, and I was like, to I was like, cuz I'm with girls, like I don't go for your typical like super super but hot like, um, you know, I look, go for like the cute, like more naturally pretty girls. But he would go for the more like hot, like done up kind of like me, obviously. So we were not agreeing on like what we wanted to go for. And I was like, "We just have to like, you know, we kind of have the highest standards here." And then like at the end, it's like, I thought that were really cute. This cute couple came up to us and then I was like, "Let's just do it." That's cool. And then we did it.
Yeah, I went, I went with two, two girls, two stars. And we all have never been to a swingers club. We went to Trappe's here in Miami. And um, I think it's in Miami, right? Portale, Portale. And again, never been there. Um, so like a nightclub on one side. And then if you want to go to the sex side, you have to like go, put a towel on. You can either be naked or just like have your underwear. Yeah. And so we all go, put towels on, go on that side. Everyone's [ __ ] and we're just kind of like there. Huh? You just walk in. There's people [ __ ] Oh, yeah, yeah, dude. There's like, never. There's like [ __ ] benches and like, there's like big rooms, there's private rooms, there's open rooms, there's like BDSM [ __ ] chairs. But we were all kind of like, "Oh man, like none of these people are tested." You know, like freaking out. And then, uh, towards the end of the night, two girls. Some of I mean, it was couple night. So like, you know, the ones that weren't, you just assume that they were like a thing. And then you saw other people. Like condoms, there were condoms [ __ ] everywhere. Like they like give it out, you know? You put a towel on, you get Flo. And innocent. I've just never like. But it was, it was, it was so. My roommate Khloe Temple, her friend Molina Melendez, and they ended up getting so horny at the end of the night that they ended up just lesing out. And then everybody. Cuz again, not a lot of attractive people go there. Yeah, your two stars lesing the [ __ ] out. And everyone just kind of like huddling and just watching and just doing this. Couple guys like leaning in. The girls were like, "No, like this is this is this is cool." Like, you know. And they usually pretty respectful though. Like had a bunch of VHS porn playing on the [ __ ] TVs. God. Well, the thing is, yeah, I've just been to a swingers club in Melbourne. But I can't even imagine how cool the clubs are here in America. Like my. And I would like to go to not just like a swingers club, but like a private party. Like apparently those ones are cool. And then it's more exclusive. Like, you know, who you're inviting. That would be I would do that. Yeah, yeah. You can invite like a bunch of just like hot swingers and just like, yeah, that's cool. That'd be cool.
There's like a big, uh, I don't know if it already passed, but there was something that was happening in the Bahamas. I think it was like an OnlyFans whole creator thing. But it's also a nudist resort. So everyone's but [ __ ] naked. Cool. And everyone's just filming content. I think it's actually in November. So next month in Bahamas. It's all exclusive. You pay like 25, it's a grand. 25? No, like 2500 bucks. But that pays for like your whole week, all your food, your alcohol, and all the crazy fun [ __ ] but it's only content creators. You have to have an OnlyFans account official. I don't want to do that. But like rent out like a Caribbean. I couldn't probably go in November. But that sounds sick. I'd want to like rent out like some like Caribbean thing. Yeah, everyone just, yeah, maybe for like five days. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. I want to do one in Bali. Bali's far as [ __ ] good luck [ __ ] that. I've been TikTok-ing Bali so much. I've been so many times. It's amazing. Bahamas, you get [ __ ] hour plane ride, you're there. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, for me, I'm so used to traveling far. So it's like, B. You ever seen a UHS or something? You ever seen the airport of a visa on TikTok? No, I didn't make it to a visa cuz I always travel solo. And there's certain places that I'm like, I'm going to wait till I have someone to travel with. And like, I've been to Spain. But I visa, I'm like, I'll go there with someone, friends or something. The reason I say that is again, I was just looking at Bali and I was looking at ABA. And if you go on TikTok and you type in ABA airport, everyone's just [ __ ] drunk like passed out on the floor. Or like it shows the plane ride like, "Woo, we're excited to get there." And then like the flight back, like everyone passed the [ __ ] out. There's just drunk people passed out all over the airport because it's no one sleeps there. Clubs closed at 8:00 in the morning every [ __ ] day. It's kind of like how it is down here. But oh my God, there was this really drunk person at the club last night. Oh, one of the clubs they went to after the strip club. And where'd you go? Thought y'all went home to go to bed? No. Me? No. I went to another club. And then I went home to get to hour. What club did you go to? I forgot what it was called. Miami. Uh, Jay. Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones. Yeah, that's a that's a club is [ __ ] tight. It's like baller status up in there. Oh, really? Yeah, like you have to. They only sell liquor. First off, like can't buy beer or like. So buy the bottle. Yeah, it's only bottles. Um, yeah, I think it's I think it's very expens. I mean, it's it's expensive in there. Okay. Yeah. When you're a girl, I mean, it's you get free [ __ ] right? Yeah. I don't know. I was just some friends had like a table. Yeah. No, we went, what was that? XBIZ. I had friends. I got a table there. And the [ __ ] tab was like over like 40, 5,000,000. 45,000? Yeah. What? It's a I mean, it's a showoff club. Like there's a table here, table here, table here. You're talking liquor on South Beach, right? Yeah, yeah. It's just like, you buy a bottle. And then like, this table is like [ __ ] dude, they just bought a bottle. We got to buy a bottle. Wow. I didn't realize that it was like that. It's expensive. Wow. That's cool. You free alcohol? I mean, [ __ ] if I was a hot chick, that'd be. Tell you I didn't even drink last night. So. No. Yeah, no, she wasn't drinking. Show up with. Yeah, I showed up with a bottle. But I had a little bit of a headache cuz I was like sick last week. So I'm like on antibiotics. So I didn't really want to drink. And I had the headache from taking the antibiotics. So I was just like, this is a bad idea. So I didn't end up drinking anything. I'm on antibi. I feel you too. Everyone was trying to get me drunk last night. I can't. Yeah, makes you. It's not a good [ __ ] me up. Bad idea. [ __ ] me up. Up.
Haley, I appreciate you coming on this podcast. It's been an absolute pleasure getting to know you. I know we just met last night. But uh, Luke, always a pleasure, man. You got any last questions you want to ask? No, I think he's asleep. No, I'm not asleep. I'm [ __ ] he's bricked up. Bricked up. I am horny. Whoa. It's so big. So small. So small. Yeah. You like small little. Should we do a small penis humiliation session? Can everyone find you? Uh, where can everyone find you on social media? Where you at? It's Haley Davies. It's H A Y L E Y D A V I E S. Everyone spells it wrong. So yeah, we'll make sure it's on. That's my OnlyFans, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. If you just type in Haley Davies on Google and type in porn after that, you'll find her everywhere. Yeah, I'm sure you'll find me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, thank you so much for coming on. I hope you had a good time. And, um, I don't know what your guys' plans are afterwards. You guys chilling? You did a Tesla scene? Yeah, we [ __ ] on the on the way here. Yeah. Luke's always doing that. Yeah, she. I'm sure she's sore. I don't know, dude. She [ __ ] five times a day. I know. Sure. She's Australian. Women are next level crazy. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. If you're not subs, subscribe. Please do so. We upload, uh, nowadays we're doing what? Every Saturday? Every Saturday, 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. I also create a new channel for all the vlogs and the behind the scenes and the parties that we do. Make sure to go hit the subscribe button on that. And I will see you guys next time. Bye. So, woo.