Kitty Cam Hilarious Stories: That Time I Soiled Myself on Set!

Okay, we're, we're in here. We're, we're in here. We're styled. Should we, should we start with who are we talking about? The pubes? Are we talking? I thought he colored pubes on his. And I like how the zipper is like a micro penis. Feel mad naked right now. You're free balling. Look how much space I have. Like, I feel naked. I feel naked in this. Way more fun than containing it in there. Oh, you're right. This is the perfect outfit for a free ball. Let it swing. I don't like, no, I don't like my flaccid, my my flaccid dick. I'm not a big fan of my flaccid dick because my hard dick's like so much, so different. Like, I'm like, my hard dick, I'm like, very proud of. I am absolutely a grower. It's like a surprise. And girls say, I always like, put on my underwear after sex. I'm like, I don't like my. And girls like, it's fine, it's just like how some guys are. I don't like it. They already been inside them, so they don't care. You don't care. It's now, it's like, do you want that as a memory? I, I'm like, I'm a grower. Like, I'm not, like my flaccid dick is like very unimpressive. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, my, and with that, I mean, my flaccid dick is very unimpressive. That's what I mean by that. I swear he said, "Please don't look at it. Please don't look at it. Please don't look." As long as you lay it down, get me fired up. I was talking about, we, I was talking about, I would do the Joi live with that girl. I'm not a shy like that, but I need to get hard first. I mean, you, you've like had, you know, you've had sex with porn stars. So that means you'd be laying it down, bro. I guess I'm not laying it down. I've been, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. A girl that has sex for a profession would not come back for seconds if you weren't doing it right. That's right. I, I don't know why you're gassing me up like that, but yeah. But yeah, that's ex, but that's exactly right. That's exactly, that's exactly right. I mean, um, I, I'm, hey, I, I asked the girls on the red carpet, "What is your ideal dick size?" And they said four to seven. That was the, that was, people said four, four to. And I looked at the camera and I'm like, "See, I'm like, see, you guys are okay." One, one, one, one. Okay, Kitty, you're including that I got five, but like, I got multiple like five to seven. They're like, "It really, like, you can make it work with any size." I think the girth matters. Oh, it's more about the girth for you. I be doing girth rates. Girth rates. She should have talked to the, she should have talked to girth. Okay, before we start, I'm Jav. Mac. This is Ryan. This is Kitty Cam. Hello, hello. Okay, back to the girth rate. Tell us about the girth rate. So I don't know, like, you know how dick rates are a thing? [ __ ] rates, whatever. Oh, so it's already a topic. Well, what about girth rates? I didn't know girth rates. I want to, that's about the girth. I want to know. I want to talk about the girth. You know, give, give me an. Okay, what's up? Like, oh, that you like it. Yeah, I like it thick. You like it thick. I, I want to feel it in me. It could be smaller as long as it's girthy. So as long, like, you'd rather have like girth, but it's three inches? No. Okay, okay, look, look, look, look. I'm not shaming. I'm giving her options. Girthy as [ __ ] three inches or eight inches skinny as [ __ ]? No, you don't. The three a thick. Oh, three and thick. Three and thick. They just don't want to get their oil checked. No. Yeah, I'm not, not that deep of a. You don't want to get the oil. It's just poking back there. Poking the [ __ ] out of. I think, I think, I think, I think the perfect dick size for me, some girth and like six inches. That's legit. Six and a half, maybe. Cuz when it's like, go, I need some girth. Put, put on. Make my fingers. Okay, okay. Tell me, what is the, what is the girth? And can you show us your girth? You just asked to see his dick in the flesh. No, I was saying like with his hand, the girth. Oh, will you do that or no? Is that too much? No, I don't know. I don't know how I do. Cuz I don't want to misrepresent myself. Overshoot it and undershoot it. Too big. It's hard to be realistic. Some researching it, you know. In the look, when Rihanna said five fingers on it, I'm like, okay, cool. Five fingers. Okay, good. Five. Okay, cool. I'm good. Okay, let me ask you this question. What's the girth? Is and what's the longest you've ever had? Longest. Show us with your hands. I mean, nine. It was like, I know it was nine inches. That's that's more. That's a 12 inch. I don't know. I don't know. That's a 12. I don't know. I don't have. I don't have. She said, she said, "I know it was nine inches." The [ __ ] nine inches. I, I [ __ ] a lot of winkies. You know how many winkies do you think you [ __ ]? Um, at least, uh, over a hundred. That's a legit. Not bad. It's more. That's realistic. I know it's way over that. Yeah. Well, you're definitely in multiple three. I have no sense of numbers. Yeah, yeah. Cuz you don't, you stop counting after, you know, 50 or something. After you're 18 and you hit 50, stop counting. Is weird. Counting is weird. Yeah, counting is weird. I think having a list is weird. I know, I know, I know, I know. Some girls have like a list. Like all the guys they [ __ ]. I keep track of that. I don't have time to write things down. It's just like, makes it so mechanical. No, no. It's like, it's like that makes it business, not pleasure. Trying to remember the pleasure, though. Cuz sometimes that's actually good. You like, "Oh, [ __ ], I remember I [ __ ] that guy was fire." Yeah, yeah. You, for you, forgotten. You [ __ ] the dude. I forgot. Yeah. Oh, plenty of. Plenty. See, if you had the list, you can remember. You [ __ ] a girl. Cuz I have, you know. So I've, I've been in a situation where, look, this is the situation. I didn't forget, but I, I was at a club one time. I was at a bar and I was looking at this girl and I was like, "I know her. How the [ __ ] do I know her?" And then I was like, "Oh, I had a threesome with her with my girl." Not even just sex, a threesome. What kind of three? Devil threesome? No, no. It was my girl. Had, she was making con, like doing like a little collab with a girl, another girl. Like my girl. The time we're not together anymore, but she was like, and then she was like, "Jav, come in here, help us film." I was like, "Alright, cool. Help him film." And then she was like, she was like, "You come on, join." And I was like, "I don't, I really didn't want to. I was like, such in a chill mode. I was such." But she's like, "Please, just like, stick your dick in her." I was like, "I know." You all right. It was, you know why I did it? It was actually our first threesome, me and the girl. First three. So it was good, you know, to do it. But like, it was, I wasn't, you weren't in the mood. I wasn't in the most mood, you know. But I'm glad I did it. It was, it was good time. I mean, all threesomes are good threesomes, you know. Never like, it's always. Honestly, yeah. Yeah. You're never like, "Why the [ __ ] did I [ __ ] that other girl with this other girl?" It's always like, "I love [ __ ] couples. I love being. I love being the third man." Like, I love being like, "Yeah, I love being like, support." You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I've had. I, I've been like, my only sugar situation was with parents. I had sugar parents. Yeah. It was honestly, it was like so romantic and so fun. Like I would, like I would like pet her and like stroke her. It was really, really cute. It was super romantic, actually. I do, I do. I'm going right back there right now. Yeah. Um, uh, they had to go to rehab and they stopped paying me. Oh, who? How much did they pay you for this service? They paid me [ __ ] $500 per. Oh, damn. I'm being, I'm being [ __ ]. Not bad. I've never gotten paid to slay, bro. Now I'm, I feel [ __ ] up. Wait, you never got really? I've never been paid. You, you're missing out. I'm missing out. You are. I'm serious. I've never got. I feel so [ __ ] up. What am I? Chop liver? No, this was a really. It's not like I got free this old time. What the [ __ ]? If you want someone to [ __ ] your wife for no actual charge. Now I charge now. The price is going up. All right, that was the old price. Free. So I'm at least seen the menu now. You've seen the menu. New year, new year, new year, new me. All right, what the [ __ ]? I've been [ __ ] for free all these years. It was, it was a really random situation. It's not. And I've been trying to recreate it ever since and I can't. And they hit me, they, they, they hit me up and they're like, "We'll fly you out to Florida. Like, we've been trying to have threesomes but we just can't recreate the magic." I was like, and I was like, "So it's over?" You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna get famous and then just become a hot husband. Yeah. Like of a hot. Instead of a hot wife. Like, you know. Yeah. And I just, I just want to get paid to [ __ ] people's wives. You know what's even hotter? Throw this out. Judge me, but what if like, you know, I get paid to [ __ ] people's daughters? Like the, the dad comes to me, "Please, can you [ __ ] my daughter? She's, she's 20 years old. She hasn't got dick." What dude? But she'd be a dub. You'd be getting paid. You'd be getting paid. But she'd be a dub. That probably, she' probably, she' probably have a great personality. I don't agree to this. You don't agree to this. What if your dad came to me like, like, "Hey, can you please [ __ ] Kitty Cam? Like, she she hasn't had a dick like yours." Where are you going with this, man? Where are you going with this, man? And anyone, yo, you know, she, she'd be hurt. Traumatized after this. She'd be hurt too. If, if, if someone's paying like, "Please [ __ ] this goat." Like, she's hurt. Like, you'd be, you'd be hitting. You, it's like, you know, "Please [ __ ] this goat." Please. I love taboo stuff. And I can't think of anything more taboo than a father asking me to [ __ ] his daughter. Wait, yo, wait, wait. We should [ __ ] make that scene. Like, independently. We could totally make that scene. So you're the father? No, no, no. Wait, I, I find. I, no, I'm a producer. I actually, actually, actually, I actually do. I do freelance production for like commercials and [ __ ]. So I would, I'd produce the whole thing. I'd make everything happen. I'd cast everybody. We should do. Katie, who should be the? Who should be the daughter? I'll be the daughter. Oh, interesting. Okay. And I'm the. For porn. It's for porn. If it's for porn. What, what is the? If, what if it's for porn? Oh, just not real life. It can't be real life. No. Okay. I don't want that. Real life. You don't want that. What about? Okay, less taboo. I'm saying, I'm saying, no, I'm saying we could make this scene. Cuz she got like the dyed hair and [ __ ]. Like, "Teach my daughter a lesson." You know? "Oh, [ __ ] my badass little daughter. She's been [ __ ] doing this and that. She's been playing video games too much. She got a tattoo. Tattoo. I told her if she got a tattoo, kick her out of the house. But I can't kick her out of. I can't do that to her. So I need you to go there and teach her a lesson." Some [ __ ] like that. Yeah. And I teach it down, down the whole script. This is great. This is great. What's the most taboo thing you've ever done on camera or been requested? Um, I've been requested some things that I haven't done. Like what? Yeah. Um, okay, let's see. Some. I'm just like, I, I've just, you know, I've just, you know, blocked these things out of my head because I was like, "What the hell, man?" Um, some guy. Well, so I have different things. You know, there's things I've been asked that are, you know, not okay at all. And and then. Can you tell us that creepy? I don't think we're. I don't think I could say that on here. Oh, pass. Okay, we're going to pass. Okay, we're going to pass. I've been asked to like [ __ ] on the floor. Should say. I was gonna say something. Probably try to pay you. Like, "I'll pay." No. Yeah, yeah. They were like, trying to pay me like the littlest amount too. I was like, "No way." For the [ __ ] for. They were trying to give me $200. I knew it was 200. How I know? Shut the [ __ ] up. That's like people's cap for some reason. I'm like, "No, 200 for the [ __ ]." It's like, if that's your fetish, you're also poor. It's like, you want me to like edit me [ __ ] on the ground? You want me to get these different angles of me [ __ ] on the ground? You clean up? Yeah. Who? It's got to be on carpet, bro. I don't, I don't even remember. I think it was just like on the ground. On the ground. Like he just wanted to watch it coming out. Damn. On the floor. I don't get that. That's that's that's I don't get that. I don't get that. I like, I get, I get the piss play. I get the piss. Do you get the piss? No. Off. I'll do the piss play. I'll do piss play. I want. You said you will or you will not? I will. I've done it. Have you drunken the piss? The glass? Yeah. No. Well, like not on mainstream, but I have for like customs. You little sicko girl. I said it's like, is it your piss or is it other guy's piss? Mine. That I drank. But then I have a video where I'm getting pissed into my mouth. Your swallow it? Yeah. I'm trying to check that off the list. Oh, you never done it? Oh, I've done it. Got. Haven't done it. Haven't done it. You're ahead of him in that thing. That direction. The piss play. The P. But not in the paid, paid play for it. Asked. I haven't asked for it. Requested the piss. I was like, "You haven't asked for piss play." I was so confused. I actually, I do have an asked her piss play. I just got to hit her up and ask her the right way. Oh, okay. That I get the context of that. Yes. You have second. And yeah, it's all good. That's, uh, that's great. What, what, um, okay. U, no, I, I, I really want to get in the mind of someone who's like into like scat play. Like, I want, like, that's who I want to interview. I want to interview someone who's into just scat. I think it's just probably taboo. It's just like the most. It's the most taboo thing you can think of, man. Like, why? Like, how? Like, you know, because I think it's like the most disgusting thing ever. Like, like, I don't think I would be as disgusted if it didn't smell so bad and like, you know, you're, you're getting way too close. G. Imagine, imagine that. Could you? But look, I'm, imagine, look, but this is. Kitty knows I kind of like, like wetness. I like fluids. I like all that [ __ ]. Um, I'll, I'll tell you something. The most embarrassing that's ever happened to me on set. I [ __ ] myself on set before. It doesn't smell good. It doesn't smell good. No. And they just, they just put the sheets over and kept going, bro. They all kept going. And my, my ass said, "I got this [ __ ]." How many people was it? It was like a gang bang. It was. How many? Got eight guys. Bro, no, it wasn't like a full gang bang, but it was like, it was like. No, it wasn't a bunch of guys. It was like two other girls, me and two guys. So it's like a orgy thing. Not a gang bang. How much [ __ ] came out? Oh, oh, good. How much poop came out? I'm literally not talking about that. There was a lot. Shut up. No, no, but look, look, look. Kitty, you're like, you're like, you always give me this. You have such great sex eyes. Like, I feel like if we were [ __ ] and you were giving me the sex and you [ __ ] on my dick, I feel like I would, I would let it happen. I'd be like, "I would let the guy that I really like got the [ __ ] on." He hit me up later and asked me to film. And I was like, "He liked that." He liked it. The little sick man. No, no, cuz, cuz scat play is different than like [ __ ] a [ __ ] so hard she shits herself. No, yeah. I was just, I was just on a lot, lot of antibiotics that time. You know, I was on a, I was on a lot of antibiotics. That's why that happened. Oh, yeah. But yeah, that happening. I couldn't imagine you just wanting to play in that, right? Like, like, I can't. If I [ __ ] you so bad, you [ __ ]. It's like, "Oh, I, yeah, it's like, I did that almost." But like, you, you know, but it's like, I'm not requesting you to [ __ ] on my chest. That's a whole another thing. Saying that's exactly what I'm saying. That's a whole another thing. These girls that I knew, um, that I went to school with. There was this rumor going around. I feel like it was true because they were. It is true. Probably. Feel it. Yeah, it's true. You heard this true story? You heard it. So this story from these girls that I went to school with. Uh, one of them like put this like plastic bag on their chest and then and then the other one [ __ ] on her chest. Like the home girls are playing around. Like, I don't know why you would do that. But yes, that was like what. That's what was told to me. And then this. And then there's like, why with the plastic bag? You're already [ __ ]. The shit's already closed. Like, easy cleanup. Doggy bag. Doggy bag. Sound. Yo, bag hitting the bag. Leaving the. But you're here in that. You're here. You know what? We're changing. We're changing the [ __ ] subject. Okay, okay. You have sex eyes. He said you got sex eyes. Sex. Cuz this dude's got this dude's got some sexy eyes. And I, and for, and for our eyes together. No, your guys' eyes together is gorgeous. And for someone with brown eyes, I really, I really like my eyes as well. I think I have great eyes. Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm a fan of eyes. But he said, he said, "You get good sex eyes." Yeah. Okay. We, we had. We had. What's your name? Do the, uh, why say what's your name? We had Ruby do. Joi for us. Okay, give me the sex size. Go. I don't know. He, I, I've never even had sex with him. I'm staring your eyes. I'm waiting. I'm wait. I'm wait. I'm waiting for it. Right there. She smiles. It's when she smiles. It's when she smiles. It's when she smiles. No, no. Do this. Cuz I'm, I have a look. This is look. Look, look at the height difference. So when she looks up. All right. So go down and you go. Go up. You see that? You see that? It's like she's looking up. She's like, "Wanting it." Like, you know, like she just looks up. It's like, "Daddy." Like, that's what she's giving, you know? Yes. I'm too short. I didn't realize. Yeah. It's that's what when it like looks up at you. Immediately. Immediately. Like, "What the [ __ ]?" Boner activated. It's like, "What the [ __ ]?" Just make [ __ ] hard around these parts. Yeah. It's just, you're not even doing anything. You're just living your life. He said, "I'm not wing." [Music] Anything. I think I have enough to. Oh, yeah. Dread could get a boner in this [ __ ]. There it is. Got to have the dread boner. Oh my God. So, wait, wait. What's, so what, what turns you on the most? What turns me on? I like BDSM. BDSM. Yeah. That was tough. Okay. What, what specific? Start like sensual and then get rough as it goes on. Like, like, walk us through the perfect sexual experience. Well, cover. Have any marks, but my nipples are real sore right now. Okay. It was just a lot of biting and pinching. Oh, so, oh, so it's not necessarily. Was that? It's not necessarily toys. No, I do like toys. I love clamps. But from what happened recently, that's all. So, what's your ideal? Like, what's your ideal day at work? You know, like, or not, not at work. Not at work. Not at work. What do you want to go like, what are you trying to do tonight? Like, if you're about to go home, you're like, "I'm about to get laid." What's up to do? Like a whole [ __ ] thing. Cuz no, no. You got some dude coming over and you're like, "Okay, I want this dude to do this." All right. Well, [ __ ], I don't know. The B, B, [ __ ]. Throw me at a wall. Like, I. All right. Throw you at a wall. All right. Yeah. Just like, [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of me. Who your ass? Yeah. Just like, but like, first, just like, be nice. Like, like, kiss me and like, touch me. Get me horny, you know? And it's the best when it's the best when it's unset too. Just like, it just happens. It just happens. You know what? You know, this, this girl, this girl like, uh, started out like very sensual and [ __ ]. And we were making, we were like kissing, [ __ ], whatever. And she kept biting my tongue. I was like, I was like, I was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing? Stop biting my tongue." She like, "What are you mad?" What, what are you? And I was like, I was like, "Oh, she's trying to get me to hit her." So I whooped that girl's ass, man. I whooped that girl's ass. I whooped her ass. And she was like, like, "Couldn't it couldn't be hard enough." Like, she's like, like, damn near like closed fist. Damn near closed fist. This, this was, this was six months ago. And then she went back home cuz she was from out of town. And now she is pregnant and has a husband. So in less, in less than a year. Oh, [ __ ]. In less than a year. I was like, like less than a year ago, I was less than a year ago, I was [ __ ] like beating the [ __ ] out of Nashi. And I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ], she got a baby bump now." Like, I wonder if her husband knew. No, no, hell no. No. I wonder if her husband like beats the [ __ ] out of her all the time like I did. Probably. Up. Damn. I hope she doesn't see this or her husband sees this. That'd be really sad. Know they're not going to see this [ __ ]. Yeah, they're not going to see this [ __ ]. I whooped your girl's ass. That's a year. [Music] Dang. That's crazy. That's not me. That's not. That's not. Yeah, I'm sweet. That's so not my energy. Nice guy. Nice guy. Do you? So I can be unhinged. Unhinged. We love the unhinged. Love the unhinged. Ryan, absolutely unhinged. That's what you said you want. I love unhinged. I love absolutely [ __ ] unhinged. Absolutely [ __ ]. So wait, why did you get in the industry? And how long were you in? And then, you know, why did I get in? Yeah, yeah. What made you jump in? I dropped out of beauty school. But before I went to beauty school, I was working at a salon. And one of the co-workers there worked at the strip club. And I was like, "I want to work at the strip club." And then she kind of. And then one of my friends was doing like, like camming on MFC. And I was like, "Okay, I'll try it out." So we actually switched. My friend that was camming, she went to the beauty school. I went to. And I started camming. So we like switched places. And then so I got my name Kitty Cam. Time I was like, "I kind of don't like this name." But I don't really know what I want. So I just started doing [ __ ]. I started getting known. And then I kind of got stuck with the name. And then. So you don't like your name? I think it's grown on me now. But, but before I was like, "Kitty, like, that's basic." You know? But whatever. It's grown on. It's you. It's you. But when you see, but when you see like the way you look and like, like your style and [ __ ], like that, that's not basic. True. Yeah. This is, this is doe. Girl next door type type of girl. And you're a kitty. I, okay, we get it. You know. Yeah, I feel. Yeah, I feel that sense. What else did you ask me? Uh, how, so when you're in it, like in it, in it, like, like, so, like, did you enjoy? Like, what was your experience been? You stopped for a little bit. Well, yeah, you from camming. So I went from camming. Um, I just would cam. I used to cam for nine hours a night. Dang. I was trying to get my [ __ ] up. I was like, "I'm doing this. Like, I need my money and I need to get like my stuff going, you know? You know, I need to get known if I'm going to actually like do this for my life." Like, not my life, but like my main [ __ ] thing that I'm doing. And I've been in it for like, I think five years, something like that. That's so hot. Imagining a girl camming for nine hours. Imagine. Come. And she's like, struggling. Figure out what should I do next? Like, that. I would love to be behind the scenes on that. I would love to just watch it. Girl be like, "On hour eight, you know, I would love to see what's going on." Hour eight. She's like, "I've been doing all." I'm just drunk at that point. I think. Oh, you're drinking during this? I used to drink way too much on cam. I, I've slowed down a lot, but I used to go crazy. You're not with me on this. I, I'm, I'm down. No, I'm down. I'm down. The experience. She's just been [ __ ] like all day. She's just been doing all types of different [ __ ]. She's like, [ __ ], I'm exhausted, but I gotta keep [ __ ] my pussy. Like, I'm like, yeah. I've never, you know, I've never gotten the camming. So I don't even know. [Music] I'm not say. Say they tip you to do things? No. I've been up, but I was just like, "Now I think I just like, I don't know." It's fun when you have a room that's going and they're talking to you and they're like, you know, it's all fun and games and jokes. And then you get horny and then you do the thing. Goals. Or they get you to do crazy stuff. Or like, do like, I have all these crazy gags. Like I have a gag harness that like has a nose hook and they love doing that. And like I have a [ __ ] machine. They can control. They make it like go so fast and crazy. Oh, wow. So yeah, there's like tons of different stuff. You play games. That's sick. Yeah. But I got lucky. I think transitioning into mainstream porn because I was living at the time with three other porn stars that were pretty popular. Which, which three? Um, it was Jenna Gargles. Jenna Gargles. Jenna Gargles. Haley Reed. Oh, Haley Reed. And Kit Mercer. Kit Mercer. Yeah. J. I like Jenna Gargles. I'm have to look her up. Jenna Gargles. That's one of the names where she's like, "Oh, I'm about to make it for real." Just off the name. She's awesome. Look like Alexis Texas. It just rings. It just flows off the tongue. Night. Jangles. J. She's Googling Jenna Gargles right now. Performer. She's awesome. Um, yeah, I used to live with her. She's great. Super fun. But they gave me, you know, a little, um, insight into mainstream and stuff. Like they would talk about it. They were always around. Like they would have people come over and shoot. And like, so I met a lot of people through them. So like, I'm grateful that I was able to have that. We've all. Oh, did I? Meet you? I, yeah, I remember like, I've, I know Jenna Gargles. You know, I know. I never knew her last name was Gargles. I was just, she introduced me as Jenna. Like, "Hey, Jenna, this is this." Regardless, I love her. Yeah, I sucked her. I sucked her off. Sucked her dick on cam. Yeah, on cam. On ChatterBait. Yeah, on ChatterBait. On ChatterBait. Before. Yes. That's that's sensational. It was honestly really fun. It was good. It was a great experience. Oh, nice. She has a beautiful. How long have we? How long have we known each other? Been. Don't know. Years, maybe. It has been years now. It like, when, where did we meet? What event was that? Was it AVN? Or was it X3? You know each other? I don't even know. Was it the first X3? Did you go to the first X3? No, the first X3 I went was last year. Not this year. It has to be like Exotica. Oh, Exotica. Dang. Do you still go to Exotica? I haven't since I left the agency that I was with. But I am going to start going back to the events again. Slowly coming back. I took my break. And now I'm coming. So tell us how, how your break was. Why you took the break. And then, you know, what's your plan of attack coming back? Yeah, so, um, I left my agency. And some things happened with that. And we don't have to get into too much detail because that's just drama, not the fun kind. But, um, a lot of my social media got deleted. And stuff. So then I, I basically had had to start over. And so that was really defeating. So now I'm, I'm feeling better. I just moved. I'm coming back. I just went to X3, talked, saw everyone, got my like, you know, hype back going. And I gained some weight. So I'm looking hot as hell. It ass is fat now. All the right places. All the right places. So now I'm just like getting into the swing of things. And I'm ready to start shooting in porn again. How can we help you get back on track? Cuz it feels like someone derailed you. So how can we help you get back on track? Derailed me. Derailed. Well, derailed. Maybe I should be railed then. Oh, they they call that an alop in the business. Yourself? Is that what you did? Off the back? Stupid. No, but serious. Serious. But yes, I will be getting railed back into. Yes. Railed right into. Check right into the performance world. What's your like? So, so like, you gotta. Yeah, honestly, yeah. I do have. I have a bunch of stuff coming up that I'm going to do. I have a scene, uh, with Mofos. They're like, coming back to LA. Mofos. They're going back. Why did Mofos leave? What's. Do I have no idea? They haven't been active. I'm like, I have no idea. I shot for them last year though. Really? In Miami though. Not in LA. So Mofos. Bang Bros. What happened to Bang Bros? I don't know. I've never shot for Bang Bros. I think they, I see them sometimes. I think they're in Miami, like Florida. Uh, I see a lot of East Coast, East Coast collaborations. No, yeah, I'm gonna be doing a lot of OnlyFans and like independent stuff. Cuz I'm booking solo. Who am I trying to [ __ ] this year? Oh, you do. You want to know who my favorite person is? Goth Charlotte. Who? Goth Charlotte. Goth Charlotte. Do you know who that is? I don't know. Goth Charlotte. Who's Goth Charlotte? She doesn't do a ton of stuff anymore, but she's just mother, you know. Oh, she's. Is she mother? No, she's, she's just mother. Mother. Goth Charlotte. Goth Charlotte. I just think she's so hot. She does a lot of anal. Anal. Yeah. Do I have? Never [ __ ] her. We've gone to breakfast. I took a breakfast. First, or I guess she kind of took me to breakfast. I don't remember who paid. Let's see this. Golf Charlotte. That's not just. Go Google Images. Honestly, you could. Here we got it right here. That's her. Queen. Yeah. She'll like fist her. [Music] [ __ ] yeah. Oh, let's see. Let's see. Okay. Fist. Oh, yeah. That, that's a wow. Okay. Go. Yeah. Mother. Yeah. Mother to me. Was I? Because I asked a lot of people on the red carpet, "Who their favorite porn star was?" And who, who do you think was like the number one answer? Angela White. I was gonna say. Was I? Don't know. Maybe it was like. No, no. Angela White is. Yeah, that's my. She's my. She's my, um, she's my white whale. Like, I'm, I want her on the podcast. I honestly, she is very mother. She's. No, I would, I would, I would literally do like whatever she said. Um, that is like the only girl I big. I will do whatever you say. Um, but I want to get her on the podcast. I want to eat her [ __ ] on the podcast. Go. No. Go. Yeah. I mean, should the camera's someone? Yeah. On my podcast. Cuz, cuz on my podcast. Yeah. I had, I had D Wilder on my podcast. She squirted. She squirted on me. That was cool. Me and her have unfinished business. I swear. I was like, "I'm so edged." And I was like, "So green to the porn scene." I was like, "Oh, I'm going to go to CVS, like, get a test so we can [ __ ]." And she's like, "That's not our work." You said CVS? I said CVS. CBS. I said CVS. I'm going to CVS and got a. And she's like, "That is not how it works." I had no idea. I was so green. I was so green to. Cuz I never like, yeah, I had, I had never gotten talent tested. I don't [ __ ] know. Is a pharmacy? We. It just got horny. The interview was horny as [ __ ]. The interview was super horny. Yeah. Like, and there was like a bunch of people watching too. It was fire. Um, but I wasn't talent tested. I didn't know. I didn't know about getting talent tested. Now I know. Now I, I got talent tested. Yeah. And so, yeah, my my goal. Who you making? I mean, I do. I want to eat. Supposed to eat. Said Angel. No, I, I do. No, who am I making porn with? No. Go to Kazumi's party tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ex. I want to respond. I never done that. Yeah. I never. No, I've never done any like exhibitionist or anything like that. I'm pretty like. Pop in the Cher tomorrow. Yeah. Absolutely. You're trying. Yeah. Absolutely. I'm trying to do something. I'm trying to check something off the list tomorrow. All right. Yeah. For sure. Because like, you're vlogging it. Oh, hell no. No, this is going to be personal. Y'all might not know what I do. There's some things I, there's some things I want to do. It's all me. Jenna. Britney Cade. Do it. You should. I would have a lot of threesomes with Jenna at our house. Like anytime a guy came over, we would have a threesome. Yeah. That's [ __ ]. Guys always. Yeah. Or they were like, they were like, um, what's the word? Experimenting. That's what I want to do. Yeah. It was either they were into it or they're like, willing to experiment with it. Who knows? Maybe you'll get pegged. Really? She invented it. I was not aware of this. And she called it pegging. Wow. Britney Andrews. I need a picture of you in my house. Because thank you. A dude. Not a dude. Only girls. But I, that's like a dream. It's a dream of mine. So if anyone wants that. Huh? Like, sometimes I'm like, "I would want to know." But like, I don't think I want. And it'd be nice to like, you know, when I have to pee somewhere. Yeah. Chilling. Chilling with that. What are you gonna do at Kazumi's party? What am I gonna do at Kazumi's party? Well, um, cuz he was. Well, what, what did Ryan say? Ryan? No, if, if possible, he wants to. Britney Kate and a girl. Yeah. Britney Kate and a girl. Yeah. Isn't Britney Kate a girl? So she got penis. Oh, really? He, he wants the trans experience. And a cis girl. A trans girl and a cis girl. So do you want her to [ __ ] you too? Or you [ __ ] her? Or no? You just want to be part of it? Yeah. I, I want us to [ __ ] DP down. A [ __ ]. That's that's dope. You want DP? Yeah. Okay. I like. I've never. That I've never done. So, uh, what do I want to do? I just want to support my friend Kazumi. But like, okay, look, I'm going to support my friend. We all know what this party is gonna be. You know, that's why she throws it. I paid $275 to get this test. All right. I'm doing some free [ __ ]. The gold standard. My friend. Oh, look at you. The swab. The anal swabs and everything. Told me to do. You got to get the swabs. You have to get the swab. Anal swab. You have to. I was with a couple people there who didn't, didn't do all that. They got to do it. How do you? Okay, that's irrelevant. I'm like, "Why do you got to do an SW?" Because, because if you get, because it can test. If you don't test positive somewhere else, it could. What if you don't do anything with your anal? You get a butt. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. Tell me more, dog. You could have. Because I, because that's happened to me before. Really? Yeah. The swab just is reading it better, I guess. Reading it better. It's just, you know, more, more caution. Okay. 225. He said he's really trying to get around this question. What's the question? What are you trying to do? Okay. All right. Um, I, I just love having fun. Okay. I don't have any. Did you do anything crazy last? I don't think I [ __ ] anybody. I didn't. I didn't do anything crazy. Oh, I've been. Yeah, I've been at sex parties. Have you done at? Uh, I can think of, uh, one time like I was at Burning Man. And, um, there's this, there's this this orgy tent at Burning Man. And I asked. There was this hot. Oh my God, smoking hot. And I was like, "Hey, would you want to [ __ ]?" Would you? No, no. I was, I was mad. I was like, "Would you want my [ __ ] inside your [ __ ]? Would you like me to slide it there?" And she was like, she looked me up and down and she's like, "Yeah, but one second." She leans over and says, "Hubby, can I [ __ ] him?" And the hubby was like, "Yeah, take that black dick." It was a white couple. I was like, "I like it. I respect that. You get. I get it." I was down. I was like, "Thank you. I'm screaming thank you. Thank you, Mr. White Man, for allowing this black dick in your wife." I was down. I'm [ __ ] raging right now. That's so funny. I'm dying. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Put the mic. Sorry. I've never. This, this is going to be the first time ever that I'm like, at a sex party or like a orgy or like even in a room having sex with more people than like four. Like, like one time me and my homies like [ __ ] a girl in the same room. And that's four people in a room having sex. Just like two couples. That's the mo. That's like, like, so I'm about to. I'm about to. Yeah. It was literally. It was high school [ __ ]. So I'm. It's so high school [ __ ]. So it's like, so when I go to. And I went to Kazumi's party last year. And that's how I got introduced to the porn industry. Was she took me to X3 and I was just like, "What the [ __ ] is this?" And then I went to her party and I was like, "I like. I like. I was like, how did I end up here?" And just cuz I wanted to interview her one time. I wanted to interview Kazumi one time. She's good marketing. And next thing you know, I'm at her house like watching her light her [ __ ] on fire. And I'm like, "I'm like, yo, I'm a. I'm like, yo, I'm I'm like, yo, I'm a porn watcher." Oh, I've seen it twice. She's done it twice. She's done it hell of times. She's lit her [ __ ] on fire. Hell of times. I feel like she's done it like multiple times because I've seen her light her [ __ ] on fire multiple times. To the point to her, I'm like, "Oh, Cu's doing her lighter [ __ ] on fire thing." Yeah. She's like, "Yeah, she, she's done it multiple times." But I've never. Yeah. So what, what should I expect? What should I, what should I be aware of? What's it like? Never. What's it like? Like, well, a sex party? No, it's just a birthday party with the possibility. No, no, no. You got sex. No, no. You got a. Did you already get your wristband? No, I need to take this off. But no, you get a wristband. And then if you got tested, you get the wristband, right? And so like, what do I expect in the orgy tent? I know what's going on in the orgy tent. Probably or. But I don't know in there. They just go in and out. They just go. How do I, how do I like ask? Like, how do I like get involved? Like, how do I? Very friendly. I think I like. So, so. No, this is this is what it is. This is this is for me. This is what I do. The words, if you write it down, it's very like scientific. But the tone in the eyes is like, "I'm about to [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you right now." Like, you know, it's like, like you just write it down. It's like not sexy. But how you say it. "Can I [ __ ] you?" Okay. Do it to her. And then do. Okay. Okay. So like, "Excuse me, Miss M. Penetrate you right now with my [ __ ] hard [ __ ]." Trying to get me in trouble tomorrow. You're trying to get me in trouble. I don't like that. I like that either. I didn't like that either. I'm really uncomfortable. We. Yeah, we would both. We would be like, we would be like, "Hey, let's get, let's get out. Let's get away from this." F somewhere else. This supposed to be weird. I got to go. I got to get. [Music] My. Wait, no. Here's another thing. Here's another thing. Do I have to do? I have to bring a date to the orgy tent? No. What the hell do I bring a [ __ ] to the orgy tent? I mean, a [ __ ] in orgy tent. Like, why? She getting [ __ ] or what? Why not? I don't know how it works. I see you're getting [ __ ]. Can I stick my [ __ ] in your mouth? Yeah. Yeah. That's. Are you on God? Yeah. You have to ask. Courtesy. Yeah. I mean, I, I got. Yeah, I can, I can turn on, you know. But like, you just say, "Okay, click with someone with them, you know?" Then it will just. Am I just going?