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No, [ __ ] this is Impala man. Oh, Jamie, send me this. Send me, send me, um, a link to this, please. I need to watch this documentation, dude. Yeah, I don't want to say things about it. It's crazy. No, the [ __ ] tiger at his house. No, listen, you listen. These animals make you believe that you can control them. They give you the, they give you the false sense of security that you're in control. They're smart. They know what they're doing. Oh, he really wants me to lay down with him and play with him. Oh, really? Oh, really? I'm gonna give him a fart. Let me see how you like that. Or maybe I'll do a good dump in the bed. Let's see how he likes that. You really like me, does [ __ ] right in your bed? No, but definitely. I never had that. But they farted. Farting, they might as well [ __ ]. And they fought. They might as well [ __ ]. How bad is a tiger fart? Oh, man. Listen, the house [ __ ] up. All the windows gotta be open. You gotta firm again. You gotta call some [ __ ]. You know, they break smoke in the house. What the [ __ ] happened? They said, "Mike, what the [ __ ] happened?" Mike. Hahaha. What the [ __ ] man? Holy [ __ ]. Oh my gosh. I ain't doing this [ __ ] man. Of course, of course. Tiger farts are the worst. That only makes sense. That's hilarious. Uh, listen, listen. You wouldn't, you have no idea. You would think that, um, this is not real. This is not coming out of anything that eats, breathes air. This didn't come out of something that breathes. It's no [ __ ] way. Joe, how did this uh? I can only imagine. I was talking to this dude who's a wildlife expert. He said one of the more distressing parts about the zoo is that people get to stare at animals. He goes, "There's no, no other world where anything gets to stare at anything with eyes in the front of its head." Maybe you want to check at one time in life. They did the experiment when they put people in the zoo. Oh, wow. You want to check that one out? Human zoo. The human zoo. It was real. People in there. They [ __ ] in front of people looking at them, eating. And it was. I don't want to give people any ideas. I wouldn't want to have a human zoo because I wouldn't want people having any [ __ ] idea. Listen, I know we don't like Alex Jones and stuff. But and listen, check this out, right? Well, I like them. I know people don't know. But listen, whatever you think, whatever you think a human did to another human being, it happened. Yes. Or whatever it happened somewhere in history. It definitely happened. It probably happened somewhere this year. Yes. And sometimes in these special camps and stuff, it happens. These people own these thousands of acres and that, and nothing grows on them. And just right. Let's keep it weird ranches where people meet and do rituals. That's not outside. I know that's why I'm throwing it at you. I guarantee you there's been someone somewhere in the world who paid someone to hunt a person. I, I guarantee you that. That's a no. This is what happened. They take these homeless people off the streets, put them in this. Taking one of these special hospitals. They take them from that hospital. They have a drug about. Taking one of these larger states of property that's hunt run. No, really. I really don't spending. I really believe that. I think. Well, that book, "The Most Dangerous Game," didn't that come out in like the 30s? It's an old, old book about that very, very thing. Rich people. The only reason we hunt the [ __ ] why is the only reason we hunt fox? I think there's the fur. The fox is the only one that backs the tracks. Oh, cause he's sneaky. He's the only one that backs track. Like if he, if he chases, if you're chasing, he'll go for it and then he'll come back with and go this way to trick you. Yeah, that's why that's the only really challenging. That's the only challenge in chase. Everything else is too easy. It's too simple-minded. The fox is the only one that's challenging. Oh, that's interesting. I never thought about it that way. So now they say, "Well, the fox is the most reasonable animal. Let's try a human animal. See how reasonable he is." Guaranteed. Yeah, guaranteed someone's done that. That's what you think of. All they want to chat. They want to challenge reason. Reasonability. Yeah. Let's see how he thinks. How does he think? How does he superior than us? Why are we supposed? They're not going to do anything. They think that's inferior than no. Yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna study what they're gonna attack. What they're gonna make their victim is, uh, for sure. People have done that, right? If anything, you think a human being could do, he did it. Yeah. To another human being. But that one like an organized one like that, where they're hunting someone, for sure that's happened. Hey, listen, I don't care how much fun would that be? No, you think about it. You know, forget who's watching and what people think about you. But how much fun would that be? Depends on who the guy is. No, that's to imagine if he's smarter than you. Oh, Jesus. You know, and you can't catch him and he's smarter than you and he kills you. You know, that's what they, they don't, they um, don't they um, allow them to have some weapons and stuff and this kind of stuff? I heard they've been, they allowed them to have weapons. I'm sure there's different rules. Yeah. I'm sure different people have different ways of doing it to make it more sporting. Yeah. You know, I think it's not sporting when they're not fighting back. I don't care how much of a smoke you are. It's just not as much excitement as punch is not coming at you, right? Maybe they give you like a set of tools then they know you're gonna fail with. But it'd be interesting. At least you have a, a possibility of succeeding. Make it a little more exciting for it. Becomes exciting. You know, it only comes excited when the rabbit got the gun. And the rabbit don't have a gun to judge me. It's just gonna be a shooting fish in the bucket.