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What's up, guys? It's Benny. Who is the stupidest celebrity in all of America? Well, the list is miles long to choose from, but may I humbly submit to you Taylor Swift, who lost the very most of anybody in the year 2024.
Taylor Swift put all of her credibility, her fandom, and her fame on the line by endorsing Kamala Harris, and then Kamala Harris went on to lose in a landslide election, helped out by Taylor Swift. She signed her endorsement, by the way, "childless cat lady." Yeah, that's why we all feel sorry for you. That's why a bunch of other embarrassing, overly emotional, mentally unstable, overly medicated women buy your garbage music that is totally reductive. You haven't had a good song in 20 years because they're all childless cat ladies. That's not something to be proud of.
Actually, ladies and gentlemen, something also to not be proud of is the fact that Taylor Swift lost votes for Kamala. I cannot get over this. Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris made no difference for the vast majority of people. More people said it made them less likely to support Kamala Harris than it did to support Kamala Harris, by two to one. So she actually moved people to Donald Trump by endorsing Kamala Harris.
This is nightmarish for a celebrity, but it continues. Taylor Swift put herself out there to be trolled by Donald Trump multiple times. Donald Trump trolls Taylor Swift with AI-generated images of her fans backing him. "I accept," says Donald Trump. "Swifty is turning to Trump after ISIS foiled Taylor Swift concert, saying we want secure borders to go to our Taylor Swift concerts."
Well, it's not just the AI; it's actual legitimate Taylor Swift fans. Donald Trump, baby! And here's like, uh, Donald Trump literally doing the Taylor Swift troll song. Yes, and it's not just the team on the Trump bus doing it.
Pro-Trump plane flies over Taylor Swift's concert: "Are you ready for it, cat lady?" Still one of my favorite things ever. Trump 2024, "Ready for it, cat lady," is the banner flying above the Taylor Swift concert.
Oh man, Taylor Swift had a bestie on the Chiefs sideline, which of course is the quarterback for the Chiefs' wife, Brittany Mahomes. She came out and endorsed President Trump, and then she went on a tirade saying, "Of course I want to endorse. I support all the things that Trump supports." The mother of Patrick Mahomes endorsed Donald Trump wearing a MAGA hat.
Of course, obviously, the owners of the Chiefs are big-time MAGA. Brittany Mahomes shares a Christian message with Trump after Trump backlash, Taylor Swift friendship questions. Well, guess who won this little battle? Taylor, right?
Trump sends a message to Patrick Mahomes and his brilliant wife, Brittany Mahomes, before the Super Bowl: "Congratulations to the Chiefs' great quarterback Patrick Mahomes's beautiful and brilliant wife, Brittany, on the birth of their new baby daughter, Golden Ray," Trump wrote on social media. "This is what I call a baby with great genes, a mother and a father."
And of course, the curses continue for Taylor Swift as President Trump will be attending the Super Bowl in New Orleans. No word yet on if they're going to be sharing a box. He'll be the first sitting president to go to the Super Bowl.
Then, actually, know that it's very interesting. Travis Kelce on Donald Trump's Super Bowl attendance amid Taylor Swift political drama. So after all that, after all the losing, Mr. ER himself, the boyfriend of Taylor Swift, who I, you know, mark my words, they're pro. They all have these publicists. Probably going to get engaged at the Super Bowl.
Okay, I'm already like, prepare, prime yourself for this. Okay, they're going to do some like, this is why they have to rig it every single year, okay, for the Chiefs. They need to create a new, like, they need to create the supernova, like, power couple. It's not real, obviously; it's all like manufactured in Hollywood.
They're going to create some like power couple here. They're going to try to manufacture and control American culture. Trust me, I, I, my bet is on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged at the Super Bowl. This is why they had to shove the Chiefs into the Super Bowl with like 50 different flagrant calls.
I don't watch these things very closely, but I do follow them on X. I follow a lot of Barstool accounts, but it was obscene what they did. Anyway, I think that is totally predictive programming, social Manu, like social engineering, right? This kind of stuff, I don't believe any of these celebrity relationships are real.
That's a matter of fact, right? Publicists come out and say this kind of stuff, and that's what many publicists have said about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. It's all manufactured; it's all fake, and they're going to get engaged at the Super Bowl.
Well, now Travis Kelce is straight up out saying, "I like Donald Trump." Everyone already assumed this, but he's straight up being like, "No man, I love it that Donald Trump's going to be the Super Bowl honor."
I think, um, you know, no matter who the president is, I know I'm excited because it's the biggest game of my life, you know, and having the president there, you know, it's the best country in the world.
What a change in culture, ladies and gentlemen! Travis Kelce saying it's really cool to have Donald Trump there, and it's a great honor. It's the biggest game of his life. Trump will be at the Super Bowl.
Travis actually voted for Trump and lied to Taylor Swift about it. The Swifties are enraged. Travis Kelce being a Trumper should be no surprise to no one. American football players are usually very traditional and masculine, very anti-woke and performative.
Swifty is down bad, absolutely crashing out. "It's a great honor to have Donald Trump at the Super Bowl, no matter who the president is," Travis Kelce. I don't like him; I'll just admit it, okay?
Travis Kelce saying he's happy to have Trump at the game because he's the president and is the best country in the world, and Swifties are not happy about that. Swifties don't like it. Swifties down bad.
Trump ripping apart the foundations of our country. Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce are excited to throw a ball in front of him for a couple of hours. Cry more, losers!
How do I feel about Kelce endorsing Trump? Same way Indiana Jones felt about Nazis. I really hope that the Swifties give Travis Kelce supporting Trump the same energy they gave Jake Gyllenhaal for breathing.
How is Travis Kelce going to be pro-Trump when Trump personally bashes Taylor Swift? "Trump, I hate Taylor Swift."
Travis Kelce is a real jerk for saying it's an honor to have Trump at the Super Bowl. Sounds like he's racist. MAGA Swifty crashing out hard left.
Swifty contemplating if Scott Swift and Ed Kelce both registered Republicans who boomer post about trans women in sports on Facebook will be excited about Trump attending the Super Bowl. Conservatives are winning the culture war.
Get ready, Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, this is, I mean, it's always cool to be able to play in front of a sitting president, someone that is at the top position in our country.
And so, I didn't see that clip, but obviously, it's cool to hear that he's seen me play football in respect to the game that I play. Nature is healing, ladies and gentlemen, and it's going to be really fun.
I hope Trump, like, I hope Trump's on the field. Trump better be on the field for the national anthem. That better be it, right? They've already removed the "end racism" and virtue signaling from the NFL.
Trump's coming for the NFL. There is still a lot of power in that institution, and Trump's coming for it. This is like a full cultural takeover of America First, and I'm completely here for it.
Golden Era, ladies and gentlemen, starting now and continuing through this Sunday for the Super Bowl. It's your boy Benny. Like, share, and subscribe. See you!
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