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I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I, I was disgusted with myself. And this morning, I was so, I was, I was so upset. And then I got your message, and I was so happy. And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God, she was there. She was still there. She was in there when I was in there. Oh, just listen. Oh, hey, hey. The important thing is, she meant, she meant nothing to me.
And yet, she was worth jeopardizing our relationship. Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up. We were on a break. That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a break up.
You think you're going to get out of this on a technicality? I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead. Well, you sure had a hell of a time at a wake.
Guys, I thought you were taking Ross to the game. We are. He's meeting us here. No, Rachel is meeting us here. Oh, come on. They can be in the same room. Yeah. You should have been there last night. Why? What happened?
Well, Ross was hanging out over at our place. Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler. Hey, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something. Anyway, her and Ross just started yelling at each other. Wait, why was he yelling at her? He's the one who slept with someone else.
Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened. That she should have forgiven him by now. Wait, he is so unreasonable. God. Although, I think I understand what he means. Thank God. Fees, why, why are you whispering? I ate a bug.
Hey, Ra, the tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up. Listen, Ross, we ran out of gas and we don't know where we are, so we can't get a tow truck. Oh, now you want a favor? Yes, please. Well, uh, I'm sorry your car broke down, Fees, but I'm a little too busy with some of my real friends right now. But please call to let me know you got home safely, okay? B, hang on a second here. Take my car. Go pick up your friends.
No, I'm not going to pick them up. We both know you're going to do it because you're not a jerk. Okay, so you can either sulk here for half an hour and then go pick them up, or you can save us both time and sulk in the car. No, Rachel doesn't want. I am sorry that Rachel dumped you because she fell in love with that Mark guy and you were the innocent victim in all of this. But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did to you. Yeah, you're right. Pei, hang on a second. Ross, to tell you something. What? You slept with someone else. We were on a break. Okay? We were. We were. Yeah. Where are you? I'll find you. You slept with another woman. Oh, you're, you're one to talk. All right, fees, the cab's ready. All right, let's go. You're welcome. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else? We were on a break.
You know, Ross, why don't you just put that on your answering machine? Hey, hey, it's valid, okay? And I'm not the only one who thinks so. Monica agrees with me. What? I don't know. That's what you said last night. What I said was was that I understood. Joey is the one who agreed with you. Okay. Really, Joey? What? You know what? But there is no right or wrong here. No, I think it's very obvious who's wrong here. Obviously not to Joey. What? Joey? The same way that I do. Guess who I am. My. Look what you're doing to Chandler. She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean, she goes on for five pages about about how I was unfaithful to her. We were on a break. Oh my God, if you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you. Fine. But this breakup was not all my fault. And she, she says here, if you accept full responsibility, full responsibility, I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do? Does it? No. I was so nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. You know, I suppose you have, Ross. You have. You should give yourself credit. I mean, my mom never thought this would work out. She was all, once a cheater, always a cheater. Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed, just to gain a little perspective. We were on that break.
Coffee house. You bet. I hate him and I hate her. I don't hate her. I love her. This is all my fault. Really? How, how is it your fault? Because, ah, I, I should have called. You know, if I just called her after a big stupid fight, she never would have gone out with Nick and they wouldn't have ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples. Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone. Well, if, if she thought they were on a break. So then I realized all the stuff that I had been doing, proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding, was all just a way of. Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, can I interrupt here? I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person. Pardon me? Well, you say you love this man and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Afraid, I have to agree with your friend, Feebs. This is a, this is a terrible, terrible plan. But he has to know how I feel. But why? He loves this, this Emily person. No good can come of this. Well, I, I think you're wrong. Oh, no. And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. He, Ross, will you pass me that knife? No, I will not. Oh, it's okay. Okay, you don't have to be so mean about it. You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week. Oh, no, wait. Sheeps. I think it was something like that. You just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure. Chandler. Okay, how long is this going to go on? Well, I think the length of teasing is is directly related to how insane you were. So, a long time. This is fun. Well, hey, Ra, remember that whole, we were on a break thing? Well, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
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Me? That's not funny at all. Give me those forms now. I'm going to do this my way and I don't want to hear a peep out of you, okay? Re, but you're. [Music] Peeping. Ross, you know what? I just got. Why, why did you do this? Look, I told you, I didn't want to hear. Three failed marriages. Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand. Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm halfway there. Oh, I am so mad, Ross. I don't think I've ever been this angry. What about the time I said we were on a break? Listen, I have to ask, okay? Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment. Now, does he do this with a lot of girls? Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot. And I'm one of them. Oh, I just cannot believe this. I mean, Joey Tribbiani. You know, it's none of my business, but aren't you married? Yeah. Oh, wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be like on a break. Ben, you know, when, uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time because I was, I was your daddy's girlfriend. But you're not anymore. No, I'm not. Because you guys were on a break. He, we were not on a. So now what have we agreed? No more pranks. And, and what else? That you and Daddy were not on a break. Very good. Rachel, what are you doing here? I'm just visiting my good friend Carol. Your good friend? Yeah. What's her last name? Carol. Lesbian. Nice. So your dad dropped by. He's a pleasant man. Oh, no, I better go. Just over here. I don't want to miss the fight. Ross, I'm so sorry, okay? I, I promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow. In person or via email. I don't care about your dad. I care about Mona. She was there and now she's totally freaked out. Oh, okay. I'll fix that too. What's her email address? Rachel. All right, I promise I'll fix this. I swear I'll, I'll, I'll talk to her, okay? Okay. Thank you. That's it. You call that a fight? Come on. We were on a break. No, we weren't. What happened to you two? Oh, Ross, can you stop at the coffee house and get me a muffin? Oh, sure. What kind? Um, let me think. What do I want? What do I want? Please take your time. It's an important decision. Not like, say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin. Blueberry. Blueberry. It is. Thank you. Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he? Oh, God, how long do you think that's going to last? Well, I don't know. He got over the, we were on a break thing, really quickly. And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break. I, yes, we were. I, yes, we were. I've got to see you. I've got to get off this plane. Oh my God. Okay. Excuse me, man. Please sit down. No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane. Okay? I need to just tell someone that I love them. Miss, I can't let you off the plane. I let her off the plane. I am afraid you were going to have to take your seat. Oh, please, Miss. You don't understand. Try to understand. Oh, come on, Miss. Isn't there any way that you can just let me off the? No, no, no. Oh my God, did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? I got off the plane. He got off the plane. I do love you. I love you too. And I am never letting you go again, okay? Because this is where I want to be. Okay? No more messing. I don't want to mess this up again. No. Me neither. Okay, we are, we're done being stupid, okay? It's you and me. All right. This is it. This is it. Unless we're on a break. Don't make jokes now.
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