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I am about to take a shower on a plane at over 10,000 feet. And as if that weren't enough, I have my private suite with doors for privacy. A very extensive and delicious menu, creams, lotions, razors, you name it. They assign me a flight attendant for the entire duration of the flight and they take me everywhere in these airport carts. It's no wonder this ticket costs close to $15,000. Wow. This is indeed true first class. Oh, yes, it's finally going to happen. How exciting. Finally, Luisillo's travel guide will have the authentic Emirates first-class experience. On the channel, I've shown you several times what flying business class is like, and the truth is that it's very top-notch, it's very comfortable, it's very delicious, but first class is supposed to be something else, another level, that there's a small private suite, that there's a shower on the plane, or at least that's what I hope for because for this flight I'm paying the equivalent of $14,500. So, look, if I don't get my experience of being naked showering at over 10,000 feet, I'm going to be very disappointed, okay? I'm going to be gravely disappointed. So far, things have been normal, check-in very, very normal. A desk like any other, nobody greeted me with champagne. There wasn't even a little flower on that desk. Honestly, I could be at a bus station, right? There would be no difference, but you have to consider that I'm leaving from Sri Lanka airport. What was very top-notch was the waiting lounge. Quite fresh, honestly. Quite elegant, lots of food, lots of drinks, even a shower, you can start showering from there. The idea of flying first class is that you are always clean, okay? No strange airport sweat. That's the idea, that you are squeaky clean, that you smell good. Always, according to my research on this route, the first flight we'll have will be ordinary. It will be a short flight. First, it will be from Sri Lanka to Dubai. That's about 4 or 5 hours, I think. So it will be a smaller plane, I don't think it will be that surprising, but then we have a much longer flight where supposedly we could have a shower, then we could live the experience we've seen so many times in social media videos. So, come on. Honestly, I'm very excited. Let's see how it goes. Will it be worth paying almost $15,000 for this route or will it be a tremendous disappointment? That's what we're about to find out in this new edition of Luisillo's travel guide. Let's do it. Oh, man, honestly, it's very good, I mean, very, very good. I got the seat. No, what am I saying, the seat, the suite, it has to be called what it is, suite 1K. And wow, no, you can feel the full difference. Nothing like that attempt at first class we took a few months ago. Uh, I don't know if you remember, a huge disappointment. Uh, I don't know who told them they could call that first class. No, no, no. This is first class. From the moment you enter the plane, you have your own little access, a separate door, you don't have to queue much or anything. They give you your tour. Very kind, honestly. Please come this way, sir. No, this is how you feel important. You feel like you're on a tough business trip, and the seat has many things that feel very top-notch, very fresh, starting with the fact that your suitcase, I've never seen this before, your suitcase goes with you inside your suite. You have plenty of space to put your suitcase, to put your backpack here with you. You don't have to be putting things away. If you need something, you have it here at hand. You don't risk your suitcase being, I don't know, rich people's things. What if you have a very expensive watch in your suitcase? Confidential documents. So, you have everything here with you, right? Like, well, it's a $1,000 seat. Of course. You have, of course, a very top-notch, very fresh drink selection, lots of buttons. All airlines give you an amenity kit. Here they give you an amenity bag. Look, that's good. Here we have slippers and many other things and pajamas. Oh, that's cool. The pajamas always add a plus. Another super fresh thing, check out this little basket they leave here that has, look, candy, mints, chocolate, everything. Even, check this out. Some, what are these? Electrolytes. So you don't get dehydrated on the flight. What a level. And check out this other little thing here. Put it on. Ah, wow. We have a little notebook and a pen here. Wow. So you can write your thoughts, right? In the middle of the flight. Why would you want a notebook? Look, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm not rich enough to understand it, but yes, rich people apparently like to write down their thoughts a lot. They have many pending issues, so they have to note everything down immediately. And this other thing is cool. Look, here you have like face cream, eye cream, a wipe, a mirror to look at yourself. To turn off the light. There I am. Kóbol, Uncle Luisillo, very happy. Yes, I'm your uncle. Your uncle who documents everything and sends it to the WhatsApp group. Nobody sees what Uncle sends anymore because he keeps sending things. That's me right now. And well, this door here we'll eventually be able to close, so that will be very top-notch with this button here, the girl explained to me earlier, with this button, but they are currently locked, because of takeoff and all that. By the way, it's empty here, no neighbor, so we can record freely without any problem. Of course, the seat turns into a bed. You can order food whenever you want. You know, all the standard things for this type of flight, and so far, it's good, honestly. Very, very good. Yes, it hasn't disappointed one bit, in fact, I like it. It has a date. I can have. Oh, wow. Thank you. Ah, look, I'm still asking, how many dates can I have? No, as if $1,000 wasn't enough to have unlimited dates. And yes, no, no, no, as many as you want, as many as you want. Alright, then, what do you say? Let's try the pajamas, right? Here are the pajamas. How are they? Pretty good, huh? Pretty comfortable. And the bathroom, well, I must say, it's quite normal. I mean, it's not that it's good, but it's not really very spacious, it's just a normal airplane bathroom with fake wood and all that. Honestly, there's not much to document. Let's go. Back to the seat. This detail of the slippers, wow, it's worth mentioning. Check it out, they're not just any slippers, check it out. They have like fur inside, you see, like plush. And the pajamas are good, look, they have the Emirates label and everything. They even have pockets. I'm not wearing them completely right now because it's kind of hot, honestly. So I feel fresh. Another funny thing, look at the lamp you have here, huh? Alright, how's the lamp? Look, if this is the simple flight of our journey, I don't even want to imagine the second leg. I can't wait to see that. I mean, really, what will there be? Will they take us to our seat on an elephant? Will they serve us food on a gold plate? By the way, look at the menu, it's like a magazine, it's like this. This is the menu. Check this out. You have everything, wines, champagne, caviar, whenever you want, you can order whatever you want. Well, we're flying and at our layover, we won't have any problem finding the next flight, because of course, I've already installed my Holafly chip. With Holafly, I stay connected practically all over the planet. I use it too much, honestly, quite a lot for my travels around the world. Holafly is a very good service that allows you to have internet with unlimited data in over 200 territories. It works with an eSIM, so it's really easy to install. They offer more than fair prices, they have regional plans that cover different countries depending on the region of the world you are visiting. And we have a discount code for the channel. Of course, 5% discount on all purchases and recharges. It's really cool. Okay, Holafly is very, very cool. A great option for travelers, so you can consider it for your next trip. Thanks Holafly for sponsoring our content, and let's continue, let's continue, now, let's fly, let's take off. The seat has now turned into a bed. We are ready to close the doors. Oh. Oh, man. That's amazing. Just look. In case you're wondering, it's not fully closed. This is open, it's not full privacy, but it's pretty good. And time to turn our seat into a bed now. Wow. Oh, man. Ah, a full bed. It's, no, man, it's superb. This is bigger than a room in a capsule hotel in Japan. If you know about those that we've visited before on the channel. Honestly, this is more spacious than that, than a capsule hotel. How crazy. What I realized is that the suitcase fit really well, really nicely. The backpack not so much, it was a bit in the way, but look, in this space here, they let you put your backpack without any problem. So, it's good, you have all your things here. Ah, man, you have a mirror there. I hadn't noticed. That's good. Check out this little detail here that I noticed. Look, this thing opens with a little motor. Now it just needs to speak like, Good afternoon, sir. Would you like some water? No, that's all it needs. It's very cool. A button. Look at that, very top-notch, very fancy. And I started pressing buttons to see what they did. Well, it turns out that, let's see, this is to turn the lights on and off, right? We can also give them different intensities. Look, it gets more intense, lighter, quite cool. And these here are to open and close the curtains. Curtain one, curtain two, it's closing now. And curtain three. So we have three windows in this suite. I've even lived in apartments that don't have three windows, and this airplane suite has them. And you can do all three at the same time with this. Let's see, it's night right now, right? But if it were daytime, well, imagine clouds and little birds passing by, waving at you, singing to you, like in a Disney movie. It makes me laugh that these compartments exist, because really, what could fit in here, right? I mean, what can you store here? I don't know. A pair of glasses. Maybe, right? And in these, well, the remote for the TV, right? For the screen. And in this, your life jacket, right? In case something bad happens and we have to shipwreck for months and name a ball Wilson. Ah, look, they've put the stars on the ceiling. That's very standard for Emirates. Very nice detail, always appreciated. Beautiful. To extend the table, it's with this button here. It's spacious, it's good. And I also discovered that it has here, look, to connect this little door here. Bam, bam. You can charge your devices, and this detail of being able to close your doors is very good, there's even a button here so they don't bother you. Well, in case you want to sleep or whatever on the flight, you can put "do not disturb." A little light turns on outside, and you can relax the whole trip. They've already brought me some things to start devouring, some chips, some olives, some water in a champagne glass. They offered me champagne, exactly, but honestly, I don't really like it. I asked for water, but I told the girl, "Bring it to me in a nice, fancy glass, to feel refined." Cheers. Now, the good stuff, the main course. I ordered an omelet with cheese and sausages, potatoes, tomato. It's strange to be served breakfast because it's night, but well, it's theoretically early morning, so breakfast is what's for. They bring you salt, butter, some bread rolls that are still warm, they're freshly made, strawberry jam, and they told me you can ask for other flavors if you wish, and well, they set the table very nicely, honestly. They set it up very cool, they come and explain everything. And well, huh? How delicious. And they tell me you can order at any time, as long as it's an hour and a half before landing. If the hour and a half has passed, man, you're out of luck. Enjoy your meal. Elegant enjoyment from the heights. Mm, how brutal. It doesn't look like airplane food, it's restaurant food with wings. I'll eat, I'll take a nap, and if anything more interesting comes up, I'll share it. The flight has landed, and you know how sometimes you arrive at a gate and they have to take you by bus to your next destination and all that? Well, that's exactly what happened to us, but they put us on a bus that is exclusively for first class. I mean, not even for business class, for executive, only first class. And it's crazy. Look, they have like more complete seats, honestly. They have like a little table, they say it's made of wood with the Emirates logo on it, very fancy. The curtains, no flag. We have air conditioning, a screen like on the Red Star bus, right? That they show in Titanic. dubbed into Spanish. Alright, it's funny. It's quite empty right now. In fact, first class itself was quiet. There are only about four other passengers besides me. So, yes, look, I have this whole area free. Ah, look, this is also cool. If you're flying first, you can use these annoying airport carts that pass by honking at everyone. Look, so now we are those annoying ones that you're walking calmly and to get to the other side, it feels good. I won't deny it. And yes, you just arrive, show your ticket that says first, they let you on, and off you go. No, man, it's luxurious. Directly to the gate. When you pay $1,000 for a ticket, you don't even have to walk. They put you on a very fancy bus, they put you on another cart, and you've arrived at your gate. It's cool, honestly. It's convenient. And mind you, it's not just any cart, huh? Look, you have a place here to put your things, to put your drink. Here the suitcase goes well, honestly, it goes nicely. Look at the seats here, they're amazing. Oh, I paid for it. Yes, it was a long distance, huh? But long, long. So, look, this is really helping me out, huh? Otherwise, I'd be running around here, sweating. Don't leave me. I'm almost there. Oh, awesome. No, it was really good. Now I just have to go down some stairs and that's it. Done and dusted. Well, it turns out my next flight is in about 45 minutes, so I had time to come and see the first-class lunch, which is a unique lounge for those flying First. There's business, of course, there are other general ones, but this is only for First passengers and it's good, honestly. It's very spacious, everything feels very nice, very, very elegant. There's food, everything, there's fruit, there are desserts. Wow. Some desserts that look Oh, very good. And in interesting details, I noticed that at the open bar, because yes, you can have a vodka at 6 in the morning if you wish, they offer Johnny Walker Blue Label whiskey, which is expensive, very expensive. So, it's good, huh? I served myself some fruit, a little yogurt, water, and I see there are also other things, like a resting area and all that. I didn't have time to see much more of the lounge because suddenly they announced that boarding was about to begin, and so I'm leaving. And check this out. I'm discovering that at Dubai airport, there are free taxis, totally free, that can take you or get you closer to your gate. Alright, that's cool. Look, I didn't know. So, when you arrive at this airport, you don't have to be flying like a snob, normally. Look, this is really good, my friend. Let's go at full speed, at full speed. Mengue, and well, I don't know, I imagine at the end you tip the guy or something. The first world rubbing it in our faces once again. Thank you, my bro. Thank you. Bye bye. And yes, look, there goes the guy. Really good, I loved it. I loved it. How beautiful. Okay, well, we've arrived. I imagine there must be a place to board without queuing. I like to think so. First, thank you very much. There's the plane we're going to board. Wow, it's huge. Look at that. Like a beluga. Well, yes, if it has shower space and all that, I imagine it's there. We access here. Oh, no. It really looks like a giant plane. Look. Wow. Oh, how exciting. Here we are. Suite 1K. And well, the seat is basically the same as the previous one. Well, it doesn't have, for example, the curtains that the other one had. It seems like this one must be different, but otherwise, I think it's identical. Look, we have this, the drinks thing that, yes, it also has the motor. We have the notebook thing that still makes me laugh a lot. We have the creams here, the mirror, the vitamins, yes, yes, exactly. It's practically the same seat, but from here I can see that, check here. Wow, here's the shower. Oh, man. Oh, no. Wait a minute. They've already explained to me how it works. You have to reserve your spot, and they give you a schedule, and you have 5 minutes of running water. They'll explain it to me properly now, but holo, Burgbol, right? This is a bathroom, Mr. Airplane Bathroom. Check this out. Look. We have a large sink here. Oh, look at this huge mirror to see your pimples in detail. Here's another mirror, and so on. No, man, this is very top-notch. Wow. What a tremendous aerial otter you can unleash here, huh? Wow. You get this, right? What a bathroom? What a level of bathroom? Lotions and creams, you know. And here's the shower. Oh, man. In a plane. Oh, man, look at this. Oh, man, no. It's huge. It's enormous. Look at this. I'm very excited to use it. I've already told the girl assigned to me because they assign you a flight attendant like, this is the one who will attend to you. I've already told her to reserve it for me as soon as we take off so we can be fresh, so we can be good. Oh, look, there's a hairdryer too. What? Uh, well, I'm going to my seat, and we'll come back later to shower in the heights. That doesn't happen every day. The menu again, look, it's a little magazine like this to choose from. Very, very good variety, huh, yes, again, it has everything, and I like that they always emphasize the caviar. And here they've already brought me my amenity kit, which, curiously, I didn't get on the last flight, at least not exactly like this, huh? Let's see what it has. Ah, it's complete. Everything is from this fancy brand Bulgari or Bulgari, however you pronounce it. A wipe. Creams. Oh, man. This I think is like a lotion, right? Because when you travel, you naturally smell like a bum, right? Like a street rat. But when you fly like this, they make sure you smell good, that you're clean and fresh. Okay. More creams. Something for lips. Ah, look, deodorant too. So, we have deodorant. A comb again. They've already brought us sweets, dates, come on, no. Some tissues. Shaving cream, for shaving. A razor, but a pro razor. Look at this. Toothbrush with its paste and some earplugs. It's very good, very complete. And you know what, I'm going to put this on now while we wait for shower time so as not to scare the flight attendants. No, I'm already looking more closely at the menu, and it's very good, very complete. Look, among the things that caught my attention, it says they can make you a salad to your liking, with all these ingredients you choose, and they make it to your liking. It also says that all the bread they serve is fresh, meaning they bake it here on the spot. And to watch movies, look, you can order popcorn, edamame, lobster salad, blah blah blah. Yes, this is undoubtedly more complete than the last one, also because it's a much longer flight. What? What are you saying? The shower is ready. We've already taken off. They just told me my shower is ready. This. So we're going to leave our suite, open the door, and go to our bathroom. Well, let's do it. Yes, they've already come. The flight attendant assigned to me came here to explain the situation. Check it out, basically, I have the bathroom all to myself. She told me there's no rush, meaning it's not very full, nobody else scheduled a shower for right now, so there's no rush, we're fine. And there are other bathrooms on the plane and all that. So, yes, the same girl told me. Take your time like a magnate. I have my towel here. Okay, they give me my towel. Oh, wow, wow. My amenity kit. And check it out, they left me all this stuff here. Conditioner, body soap, shampoo. Ah, look. So, even face soap, body moisturizer, and like different scents. Look, there's like green shampoo and like golden shampoo, comb, cotton swabs, nail file, everything. Ah, look, in case I don't want to wet my hair. Soap, everything, everything, everything. She told me I control the temperature with this, with this button. Ah. Ah, look. There it is. Alright. No, I don't want to waste water minutes. Or what? Ah, it's. No, no, no. Every second of water is valuable. Come on, I can sit there comfortably. Yes. Temperature. Ah, look, here's my stopwatch. Ah, that's superb. Yes, because I was wondering, how, how will I know? No, I mean, how does one know? Ah, I have 3 minutes left with my mind, right? Well, you have a little clock. Ah, that's really cool, very, very pro. And the girl told me to keep an eye on this, because if there's a lot of turbulence or something, these lights can turn on, let's not forget we're on a plane, we're flying right now. That blows my mind. I mean, right now we're flying, and I'm about to shower. If I need assistance, I can press this button at any time. And the girl told me someone is coming to help me. If turbulence grabs you naked. No, fatal, fatal. Well, I guess there's nothing else to do but take off our clothes, right? Honestly, this is the best airplane bathroom I've ever been in, no exaggeration, it's very, very good. Okay, let's cut for a bit because I don't think you want to see what's about to happen next. How beautiful, honestly. Being able to do this on a plane is amazing. I don't know, I'd seen it many times in internet videos and all that, but living the experience is very good, it's very epic. Look, that's the stopwatch. It's advancing, in fact, already. Oh, no. I'm already halfway through my time. I have to hurry. Scrub well. Scrub well. And yes, it comes out warm. I had my doubts about whether it would come out warm or not. No, it's good. It's good. Delicious. Delicious. 10 out of 10. How delicious it was. I loved it. Wow. I feel like showering always renews you. No, no, no. Honestly, superb. The water comes out very warm, good pressure, good everything. No complaints here. No complaints, no issues. Everything is super good. And how about it, how about it? I didn't even finish my water. I have a quarter of my time left so the next user can have more water. Of course. Ah, just coming out of the shower. Look, a girl is waiting for me literally right behind me, and she gives me a tea. Makes a tea. A nice warm little tea. Thank you very much. Thank you. Ah, how delicious. And check it out, I return to my seat, and a plate of fruit is waiting for me here. And nice fruit. I mean, look, cut up here on a little plate. Oh, man, what a level. What, honestly, what beauty. So far, the experience has been worth every cent, every penny it cost. And our food has arrived. Ah, little dinner, little dinner. I didn't know the salad was so big, honestly. I ordered a plate with various Arabic delicacies. Check out this marvel. Wow. Hummus, falafel, all this marvel. And check out this champagne here. The girl was explaining to me that this is a Don Perignon 2015 and that, of course, they open them on the spot and all that. Cheers, cheers. I tell you, I don't usually drink champagne, but if they give me a Don Perignon 2015, which sounds very grand, I'll have it. Mm, how delicious, honestly. How complete everything is. And for the main course, a very good-sized steak. With a little salad. It comes with its bread. It comes with a puree, like potato, it seems. And a sauce so this thing isn't too dry. I'd like to see how they make this, you know? I'd like to know if it's a grill, if it comes pre-cooked. Someday we'll get permission to film that. I think it would be very interesting. It's perfect. I wouldn't change anything. How brutal. I went to check out the plane's bar. Let's see, I've shown you this before on the channel, but yes, these types of planes have a full bar, open bar all the time, as long as the flight attendants don't see you too drunk. There's also fruit, cake, desserts. And you can sit here. Here you put on your seatbelt and everything. Honestly, it's very cool. Cheers. Mm. Ah, I'm going to drink this and then take a little nap, a delicious nap. We landed in the city of Barcelona. That flight was very good, honestly. Very, very good. And the experience doesn't end here because the airline helps you book a car. Ah, look, it must be this one. Yes, it's this one. Here they help you book a chauffeur who takes you to your destination. Well, following the first class. How are you? Good. Thank you. It's good, it's delicious. Oh, how nicely Barcelona receives us. It's sunny, it's delicious. A great way to conclude this journey. Final conclusions. Was it worth it, Luisillo? Well, yes, I'd say so. And it's worth every damn cent. It's very good, honestly. It's very cool, huh? All the comfort, the service, the staff, the food. Look, as I was saying, it's an experience that costs around $1,000. I think if it weren't like this, excellent, it would be a big disappointment. So, I think it meets expectations, it's what one expects. But what have you seen? What did you think? What did I miss documenting? What other airlines would you like us to document for Luisillo's travel guide? I'll read you down here in the comments. Thank you very much for accompanying me on another adventure, and we'll see you, as always, you know, in a few days with a new video. Goodbye.