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We have 20 times as many options as women in the same category, but women don't realize that, and they're sharing men and don't know they're sharing men. So here's the thing: a lot of times what'll happen is—and I here I don't want you to answer with your answer; what I would like for you to answer is—think about your like five closest female friends.
Oh, okay. And I, you know, you know who you need, you know who we're talking about now. You got it. Okay. So I want you to answer for them, okay? What they think, and then we're going to talk about percentages. Because when we talk about—remember we said about delusion—what happens is a woman is dating a guy who she thinks is really good-looking, smart, or whatever, and she doesn't realize how many other women are trying to get with that same guy. Does that make sense?
Yeah. Like men at the top have infinite options, and the rest of men have zero.
Yeah, right. 26% of men under the age of 30 are virgins. Right? 33% of men, 33% of men under the age of 30 have had zero sexual partners in the last year.
Yes. Serious.
Yeah. You didn't know this. That's serious.
Yeah, yeah. No, you, you joking? No. So do you remember what I said before? 80% of men are deemed unattractive on social media apps. So a third of men have no luck with women whatsoever, and it seems interesting, right? It seems, but like you also live in Hollywood. You live, you're around that scene. Those men are attractive and um, wealthy and have status. But if we go to like Tulsa and to the Walmart there and you say, okay, which who's [ __ ] this bartender or who's [ __ ] this cashier, you're like, oh yeah, nobody. If we go to Jack In The Box, you're like, you see the guy managing the Jack In The Box, who's [ __ ] the man? You'd be like, oh well, no one's [ __ ] him. And then you'd be like, okay, that's where the 33% of men—because most women don't even see those men; you don't even like notice that they're there, right? So this is what, this is the calculator, and just I'm just curious like what you think these numbers are. So what I'm going to do is ask, answer for your friends. Just think of your five closest friends, and then you're just gonna answer for them.
Okay. Okay.
So the first thing is age. What, what is the age range do you think your, your friends would be attracted to? Are we talking about guys right now?
Guys. Your female friends. So your five closest female friends.
Okay. And they were, we're going to say the age range of men that they're attracted to. Um, I would say 35-45.
35-45. Good. All right, let's do that. So we're going to go 45, 35-45 to 35. There we go. Now, uh, I have to ask this: we're excluding married men.
What is that? We're excluding? We're not including married men. They can't pick for married—
No, no. Now it's really funny because the number of women who actually date married men is way higher than the number of women who say they will date married men.
No, it's not good. Okay, agreed. I don't, I don't respect that. Beautiful. Uh, we don't care what race or is there a particular race? We don't care what—so we're gonna pick any race. What is the minimum height? Remember your friends, don't lie. This is the one where everybody, all the girls are grimacing. Be real. What is your—there's no cameras on us right now. You guys are having [ __ ] martinis or drinking Rosas at brunch and you're talking about, "He's too short." What is too short? What is the minimum height for the guy?
Minimum 5'10".
It's 5'10". There we go. Okay. The average North American male is 5'9", so we're gonna go 5'10". Got it. Okay. Now here's another one. I have to tell you this because it's gonna seem obvious, but it's not. We're excluding obese men, correct? Or would we allow heavy, fat, fat men?
No, no fat men. Okay. No, like let's be honest. Guy who wants to date a fat—but he's gotta be 5'10", right? And he's between the age of 35 and 45, and he's not obese. Right? Ready? Here's another one. Be honest. Not you, your friends. Minimum income. See, look at, look at her face. It's so great. We gotta clip, Char. We gotta clip this. This is so great. But minimum income per year. That's a difficult question.
Yeah. Your friends. But it's not you, obviously. Obviously you don't obviously you don't care about money at all.
I don't care, but your—I have a different five closest friends. What are they, what's their minimum income they're gonna search for?
Okay, let's say, um, $100K.
$100K. Yeah. Okay, cool. $100K. That's, that's uh, that puts you in um, Century City, maybe. You can't quite live in Hollywood, right? All right, cool. So we're talking about a man who is um, 35 to 45, he's not married. Okay, so we're excluding all married men, we're excluding uh, you know, we're excluding anyone under 5'10", we're excluding obese men, and we're excluding men that make under $100,000 a year. Now, so my question for you is, what percentage of men in the United States do you think that is?
Uh, I would say handsome—these, the—not forget handsome, just those things we said. We said not married, any race, five ten, 5'10", not obese, and earning $100,000 a year.
0.40%?
40% of men?
Yeah. 40% of men? Yeah. It's less than 1% of men. It's less than 1%.
Yeah, yeah. So, so let's, let's go through the problems. Did you, why, what's the problem with all that? I'm mentioning—so, so you, when you said not married and not obese, you excluded almost all men. Like 40 something—what percentage? 75% of Americans are obese.
Really?
Yeah. 75% Americans are fat. It's 70%. 70%. Yeah. The average guy is carrying about 30 pounds overweight. The average woman is 173, the average woman in the United States is 170 pounds. You know, you're talking to me, I live in Hollywood. Everyone's handsome. It's so hard to—
Yeah, right. So, but you thought 40% of men. Now ready, let's keep going. Ready? Okay. So when you say not married, you're actually excluding a ton of men. And guess what? The good-looking men who are fit and make a lot of money, guess what they all are? They're married. And you excluded them. You see the problem there? It's a huge, which is reason why—so if you ask women what percentage of you would consider dating a married man, it's going to be like 6% of women. If you look at how many of them actually dated a married man, it's going to be like in the mid-40s. And they didn't know he was married.
Right. All right. So here's the thing. I'm gonna ask you, so when we talk about any race, with any race, so that's everyone, 5'10", right? What percentage of the population is over six feet tall? What do you think?
I don't know, but I thought I, I thought it was too nice to say 5'10" to be honest. I'm like, like better 6'0", but 5'10"—so what, what six feet tall? What percentage of—not a lot. Not a lot. I think like, I don't know, but 20%?
14% of men are 6 feet tall. Yeah. 6'3", it's 1% of men. Yeah. I hear women all the time say, "I'm not going to date a guy under six foot three." I hear it all the time. Ready? The next thing I'm gonna ask you is not obese. Again, when we said that's like 25% of men that are left.
Okay. Okay.
And then the last one, $100,000 a year. Okay. What percentage of men do you think make more than $100,000 a year?
Not a lot.
Yeah. So it's, it's I think you're in the, the top 26%, I believe that's what it is. Top, top 10%, I think is like around $200,000 a year, and top 1% is $600,000 a year. Top 0.1% is $3.2 million a year. That's what they make. So when you're in Los Angeles, or if you talk to one of those guys who has a house up in the hills, if he makes $400,000 a year, he's in the top like two percent of men as far as wage earners are concerned. And that, but that's all you mean right now. Here's the thing: you, the all these ladies that you just spoke about, they have to choose from less than 1% of men. And if you said, "Hold thing, that's why they're single," well, thank you. But here, let's go back and let's do—you said six feet tall. Let's do six feet tall. Let's do everything that you just said, but we'll do six feet tall. And by the way, I don't think any of your female friends would have said $100,000. I don't think a single one of them. I think every one of them would have said higher than $100,000.
Oh, I was too loyal, right?
Yeah, you were being generous, is what you were being. If they're six feet tall, 0.45% of men, like 45, or like uh, like four-tenths of one percent of men are in there. So what we can do instead is a male delusional calculator. This is, this is gonna be good. Male delusional calculator. Ready? Now I'm gonna do the same thing you did. You want to do it with me?
I'll do it with you.
Do. Okay. So what is our ideal age? What do you think? You know what? We're gonna say uh, 25 to 30.
Well, my girlfriend's 21, so—
Okay, we'll do 2—I'm put 21. And to be fair, I didn't, I thought she was like 23 when we met. She's 21. Uh, and I'll say that that my upper—I have dated someone who's like 34, so—
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. When I met, when I met Nicole, she was 32, so there you go. So we're going to exclude married—we'll exclude married men. Don't give a [ __ ]. We don't care, but we're going to exclude married. We're gonna exclude mothers.
Oh my God. Yeah. We, we're exclude mothers. But a lot of men don't care, care, care, right? Any race?
Any race. Any race. Dude, like my homeboy said, if they're, if they're brown, he's down. If they're a minority, they're his priority. Right? Height? You know what we're gonna say? You know what? Nothing, nothing above what?
Five eleven.
I have absolutely dated a six-foot woman.
Yeah, same, same here. So I'm gonna go 5'11" to six feet. We don't care about, we don't care about—
You right. The thing, the advantage we have is we don't care about height or money. The two most important things women care about are height and money, and the two things that men absolutely don't care about are height and money. Right? Isn't that weird?
Okay. Exclude obese and overweight, obviously. We're do that. Yeah, we're gonna do that. And then minimum income? Don't care. Zero. We don't care. Remember, remember it was point—it's only you don't care, guys. But a lot of guys, I would say I would say fewer than 5% of men actually would have a beautiful woman and say, "I'm not going to date her because she doesn't make any money." Ma, the vast majority of men who are looking for a long-term partner who he's gonna have kids with do not care how much money she makes. There are exceptions. A, a, a male cardiologist may want to marry a female cardiologist, for sure. That definitely happens. A male gymnast may want to marry a female gymnast, and they have some level of income, for sure. But I think that has more to do with profession than income. But Mike, how many guys marry the waitress or like marry the, the salon, you know, tech?
All right. So what percentage of women do you think that—we talked about not married, no children, any race, between 5'11" and six feet tall, not overweight, and any income?
A lot. It's 10, it's 10%.
10%? Yeah. So more than—so the, the point is, we have—you said six feet tall before—we have 20 times as many options as women in the same category. Yeah, but women don't realize that, and they're sharing men and don't know they're sharing men. You live in Los Angeles. You know what I'm saying is true. Have you seen there's a, there's a group uh, on Facebook called, "Are we dating the same guy?" Have you seen this?
No.
It's, it's, it's they do it city by city. And all these women go in there and they show pictures the guys are dating and they say, "Are we dating the same—"
Oh, so they're sharing the same guy?
Yes. Yeah, because that's what's happening.