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Let me show you how much I spent as a food influencer at Disney. So, I thought I was going to take the train from Miami to Disney World in Orlando, but that ain't happening cuz this dog right here wanted to act up on the train. So, we got kicked off in Boca Raton and I had to hire Uber driver for 600 bucks.
So, for two 3-day tickets, the park hoppers, those was about $850. I can imagine bringing the whole family here. That's ridiculous. But one of the nice workers got me a little discount for $250 back.
Now, I stayed at the Signia, it's supposed to be fourstar, but the hotel was all right. I really wanted the Waldorf, but it was all booked up. 2,000 for three nights.
Now, the assistant, that's about 250 a day for 4 days. A whole stack right there. Now, before we do anything, you know, we got to get a fresh cut. And then we also got to get some Disney drip. You feel me? Definitely had to cop a few shirts, a few hats. You know, we had to get the Mickey ears, all that. The hoodie was crazy. And, you know, had to get some other trinkets. I dropped about $750.
Time for my favorite part, the drinks and the food. So, I started off around the world in Mexico. Spent about $100 on four margaritas. Don't sleep on them Disney drinks. They creep up on you like cut water that have me craving gizzies. Blue Ribbon is supposed to have the best one. So, I dropped about $75 on four Gizzies.
Dude, this is my first time at Disney. Did nobody tell me to get a seat at an actual restaurant? It's like the goddamn Olympics. You got to do all kinds of hoops and hurdles. And look at the food. I can't believe they serving us at Disney. Y'all need to do better. So, we dropped about 200 at the first Italian spot. I used that gift card.
Now, even to get a table at the buffet was like a club in Miami. They not letting you in. I don't give a damn about no Wayne Deoo or Piglet. I'm trying to see what the food hitting for. Not a goddamn thing. This is worse than cafeteria school lunch in middle school. I really want my whole $200 back to be honest with you.
Now, I came to work so I had to review some of the best spots and Cinderella's was super exclusive. I'm talking about you couldn't even book it online or nothing. And what a damn disappointment. The shrimp was light-skinned and looked like it was boiled and the steak was dry as 230 for that crap.
Now, after all that mediocrity, I'm excited for Victoria and Albert's Disney's most expensive exclusive restaurant. It's like a six-month wait list just to get into the room. Go ahead and try to book it online. I bet you won't get it. You know, I know somebody that know somebody. And when I tell y'all this was definitely an experience. They have a Michelin star. Now, it's very luxurious. The people was looking at me like, "Who is that? You know who I am." The service was impeccable. The food, everything was like a work of art, and it was delicious. Definitely worth the money. Definitely worth the experience. Probably the only spot I would ever go back to and eat at Disney World. Stop playing with them. Damn.
Now, with tax and tip, I dropped about $1,000. Now, Disney World is big as hell. So, I did had to take some Ubers around. That was about 300 bucks. Now, you know, I had to have my little alcoholic beverages on the side. That was about 300 bucks. I was smoking some of that ooey. So, you know, I had to order some room service. I spent about 300 on that.
Y'all think I'm bad? Biggie is the real villain. He's definitely coming for my Flette Mcnone. And again, he's the reason I had to order another $500 Uber to get back to Miami. And the grand total is $10,000. Man, I hope I get my money back off these videos. Most of it is a write-off, though. A wealth.