The video segment begins with a speaker stating they attempted to initiate intimacy 365 times over the past year, with success only 36 times, averaging once every 10 days. The speaker then lists numerous reasons for these unsuccessful attempts. These reasons include environmental factors like 'too hot' (15 times) and 'too cold' (3 times), the speaker's own fatigue ('too tired' - 19 times), and timing issues ('too late' - 16 times, 'too early' - 9 times). A significant number of rejections are attributed to the partner 'pretending to sleep' (35 times) and stating 'I'm not in the mood' (21 times). The most frequent reason cited is related to the speaker's appearance or concerns about their hair ('Mine. My hair.' - 28 times). The segment concludes with a rhetorical question from an implied listener, 'Is that all you think about?', asked 83 times, suggesting a recurring frustration with the speaker's focus on these excuses.

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During the last year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times. This averages once every 10 days. And the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed.

It's too hot 15 times. It's too cold three times. I'm too tired 19 times. It's too late. 16 times. It's too early. Nine times. Pretending to sleep. 35 times. I'm not in the mood. 21 times. Mine. My hair. 28 times. Is that all you think about? 83 times.

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During the last year, I have attempted
to make love to you 365 times.
I succeeded 36 times.
This averages once every 10 days. And
the following is a list of reasons why I
did not succeed.
It's too hot 15 times. It's too cold
three times. I'm too tired 19 times.
It's too late. 16 times. It's too early.
Nine times.
Pretending to sleep. 35 times.
I'm not in the mood. 21 times.
Mine. My hair. 28 times.
Is that all you think about? 83 times.

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So many excuses #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshorts #couplescomedy #marriagehumor #marriedlife #foryou

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