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At CrashBash Inc. (Intro - Toby Fox's Death By Glamour plays)
Crash: It's time we gather here.
Crash: Our massaging chair business has been going down for the last 3 months.
Crash: We need to fix this issue as soon as possible.
Crash: What should we do?
Bowser: We should reduce the price of our massaging chairs!
Eggman: I agree with you, Bowser!
Eggman: Our massaging chairs need to be affordable!
*Lmao why did Knuckles punch Bowser and Eggman?*
Knuckles: I have an even better idea!
Knuckles: How about we put on flyers everywhere and spread the word all around the city?
Crash: What a genius idea, Knuckles! (Knuckles got himself punched back by Crash lmao.)
Crash: I will be considering it.
Eggman: I admit that was a good idea, Knuckles!
Eggman: But we still need to make them affordable!
Knuckles: What was that punch for, anyway?
Knuckles: All I did was suggest an idea.
Crash: Meeting over, guys! CrashBash will reach the top soon!
*Scene cuts to BreadButterVille. And hi there, AirAsia.*
Luigi: What a beautiful day!
Luigi: It's a good time for us to spread our passion and dedication to our SereneSmooth massaging chairs!
Mario: We should also make sure we get enough customers to get satisfied with our massaging chairs!
Mario: We should go out and explore the city now!
Mario: We're so lucky that today is such a great day to keep customers attracted to our product!
Luigi: Yeah, I'm completely ready to face the challenge of getting as many customers ASAP!
Mario: Why should we hesitate to do such a thing?
Mario: It can bring us a lot of financial benefits!
Luigi: If we want to do that, we should give up on our fears and get out of there rich!
Mario: Hey, would you like to check our product?
Dora: Yeah, I'm interested!
Luigi: Please take this flyer with you!
*Heading to the next nearest customer...*
Mario: Would you like to take a look on our massaging chair?
Yoshi: Alright, give me that flyer!
Luigi: Here we go, take it with caution!
*The mission of finding nearby customers continue...*
Mario: We have found a bunch of customers yet we need to get even more customers for our financial good!
Luigi: We got this, Mario!
*Are there any more customers lurking around outside or they are hiding?*
Luigi: Our journey has been a little exhausting yet thrilling at the same time!
Mario: Maybe going to the coffee shop would cut us some slack!
*Oh, they're gone.*
*What a refreshing atmosphere!*
Luigi: Wow, this place smells even amazing than it usually was!
Miss Coffee: Welcome to my coffee shop!
Miss Coffee: What kind of coffee do you guys want today?
Mario: As usual miss, we would like to have two cups of latte, please!
Miss Coffee: I see. So do you want them hot or cold?
Luigi: It should stay hot because it's delicious and do not add too much milk in it or the taste would be too bland!
Mario: How much do we have to pay in total?
Miss Coffee: It costs RM20.40.
*Money never grows on trees. That's why advertising your businesses is important!*
Mario: I'm excited to drink coffee today!
*Out of the coffee shop.*
Luigi: Oh god! This latte tastes so amazing I could picture myself flying at the starry skies with Princess Peach while having this kind of latte together!
Mario: That's how good their latte is.
Mario: I could not imagine living a day without this heavenly satisfying latte!
Luigi: Ah, not really. We couldn't live years and years with the absence of this kind of latte!
Mario: Now that we have gotten some energy from them, it's time we go back to doing our job!
*music stop*
Mario: That was a fun journey!
Luigi: Yeah, we both did a great job promoting our massaging chair so far!
Crash: Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Mario: Oh, it's you! What are you up to?
Crash: Oh, I was just wondering around in this peaceful city.
Crash: And then I met you guys.
Mario: It's good that you were casually just walking around because it's a good daily exercise!
Mario: So what do you want from us, Bash-Crash?
Crash: Well, I heard that you guys were on a rush to promote that crappy massaging chair brand of yours.
Crash: What's so good about that product, anyway?
Luigi: It has all the awesome benefits unlike anything, like the option to slow or speed up the massaging speed, adjust the massaging pattern according to your needs, and it can also cause you to fall asleep very peacefully!
*SereneSmooth is just that awesome, take that, CrashBash!*
Crash: I see. How about a little challenge?
Crash: Let's see who will finish giving away their flyers and get back here before evening.
Luigi: No, we aren't really interested because we want to do it peacefully on our own!
Mario: We don't need such challenge coming from that nerd!
Crash: How about I grant you both a special offer?
Crash: Like going to a diner.
Crash: Here are the passes. Only if you win this challenge.
Mario: Okay, maybe a diner offer is a good encouragement for us so that we can get as many customers as possible!
Luigi: We'll make sure we'll do our very best to get those special diner tickets!
Crash: Good, that's more like it.
Crash: No cheating. All flyers must be given away to people.
Crash: May our challenge begin!
*Bye, annoying CrashBash employee.*
Mario: Well, we should seriously go back to work!
Luigi: We got this, Mario!
Luigi: I'm sure we can get the desired amount of customers we crave for and finish up all our flyers and return here before Crash does!
Mario: We have really great energy today so let's get out and explore the city to grab more attention to everyone!
*At the other side of the town in BreadButterVille.*
Mario: Hey, look at that poster!
Mario: The upcoming beach party at Paradise City would grant opportunities to promote our massaging chairs!
Luigi: The beach party is gonna be exciting and no one wants to miss that chance, too!
Mario: We'll be there when the day awaits us!
Thundercloud: What a shiny, marvelous day.
Thundercloud: Hey, hey, hey! Watch where you guys are going! (Mario and Luigi rammed poor Thundercloud lmao!)
Luigi: Mario! I heard the airport is really busy today so let's grab that chance to throw away our flyers!
Mario: I'm with you, Luigi! Let's hurry up and go there!
*Mario Bros' mission to the airport begins.*
*Meanwhile, at the same scene whey they departed...*
Crash: The sun is shining bright today.
Crash: I wonder where else I would get some of my customers here?
Crash: Should I go that way?
Crash: Maybe I could find someone over there!
Crash: I really hope Mario and Luigi doesn't win this silly challenge of mine.
Crash: They don't deserve it.
Crash: Okay, this spot is good enough for me to fulfill my duty.
Crash: Wait, I see a customer over there!
Crash: Hey, would you like to take a look on our massaging chair?
Crash: Hold on for a second!
*Crash's mission to give away his own flyers, began too.*
*Meanwhile, at the airport...*
*An airport must come with some crowded ambience. That's the moment Mario and Luigi entered.*
Mario: Wow, you're right, the airport is crowded!
Luigi: People everywhere are what we should expect coming from a public environment like this!
Mario: Yeah, we can also grab their attention quickly and finish up all our flyers before Crash does!
Mario: Those are our first targets, let's move!
Sans: Heya. What's up, Mario Bros?
Sans: You guys seem to have some sorta motivation today.
Sonic: Nice to meet you guys!
Sonic: How are you both doing right now?
Mario: We're here to promote our massaging chairs!
Kirby: Awesome! Good luck on that!
Sans: Uh, we already own these, but thanks. (Okay, SereneSmooth was in their possesion.)
Luigi: It seems like we are actually putting our effort to promote our massaging chair so far!
Mario: Let's split up and find some more customers!
*Welp, it's the brothers time to part ways.*
Luigi: There sure are a lot and lot of customers who has a dream of affording SereneSmooth but couldn't afford it but we'll force them to go bankrupt for the sake of their soothing serene!
*Luigi gets a headstart by giving out flyers to Dancing Cat, Freddy and Fall Guy...*
*Luigi has partially done his part!*
Luigi: Surprising my charm actually worked out!
Mario: Wow, that TV is advertising someone's brand there! (Airport Chime: Announcement Incoming!)
Mario: With our SereneSmooth ads on those TVs, we can attract customers beyond overwhelming than usual!
ENG Announcer: Your attention, please!
Mario: What a genius I am! (ENG Announcer: Malaysia Airlines flight MH789...)
Mario: If only I could find a chance to sign a contract and pay those guys to promote our amazing product!
Mario: And these potential customers walking there?
ENG Announcer: To Snowy Hills, has now been...
Mario: I need to get them to buy our product ASAP!
ENG Announcer: Changed to Gate H6, thank you.
Mario: I'm back Luigi, how did your progress went?
Luigi: I gave away my flyers to a few more customers and they seem quite interested in them! (Malay announcement in background...)
Mario: I was thinking if we could get our ads to play on TVs everywhere, even in the airport!
Mario: For now, let's attract more customers!
*They both backed off and continued their huntdown for more customers. Imagine giving flyers at an airport...*
Mario: These people seem to be very lively here and excited to fly to their designated destinations!
Mario: You think we can install SereneSmooth in airplanes?
*Now even Chun Li, Tails, Cloud and Poli are being given flyers by the Mario Bros!*
Mario: There's a burger shop we can go to eat!
Mario (to seller): Hello, we would like to order two whoppers and don't add too much onion slices in it!
Luigi (to seller): Whoppers for the win, Mario!
Mario (to seller): Take our money and let us know if you're interested! (In their massaging chair, of course!)
Mario: Wow, these whoppers actually taste so good that I think Princess Peach will love it!
Mario: Do you agree with me, Luigi?
Luigi: I love whoppers too, Mario!
Luigi: I think I remember mentioning her name while we were drinking some hot latte this morning!
*Those were some good whoppers that they finished it quick.*
Luigi: Those are a lot of lively customers that way!
Mario: We need to go back to work and do our best to get them interested in our product!
Mario: Are we ready to finish our mission today?
Luigi: Yeah, we're totally ready!
Sans: Hey, no need for another one... (Two flyers don't matter as long as the Mario Bros gets rid of all their flyers!)
*The last batch of customers like Steamboat Willie and Random getting flyers from the Mario Bros!*
Bully (receives and tears down the flyer): No one wants your massaging chairs!
Mario: We once again did a great job, Luigi!
Luigi: Our tactics would definitely help us to grow stronger and help us make a bathtub of serene large money and make CrashBash go to their very worst downfall and make us much more money with even more sold!
Mario: Hey Luigi, what time is it now?
*It's somewhere around 4pm?! That was... quick.*
Luigi: Oh no! It's almost sundown! We need to hurry!
*Time for the Mario Bros to leave this busy, crowded airport...*
*Random's Random Show! - Hibiscus Island VLOGs Day 3 Special Bonus Scene!*
Random: Heyo, Random back here!
Random: I thought I wanted to make this the last scene for my previous VLOGs to Hibiscus Island!
Random: Also, Blaze said he wanted to wait outside for me to talk a little walk around the terminal before I leave the airport.
Random: Without further ado, it's time I should go now!
*Time for the terminal walk!*
Random: Anyways, I don't think Hibiscus Island is the only place I should go!
Random: There is a beach party coming up at Paradise City and I don't wanna miss that as well!
Random: If everyone could join in the fun, so could I!
Random: Besides, I felt bad for Android for not coming along with us during that trip to Hibiscus Island, so I'm paying his flight ticket as well.
Random: And then I should go that way!
Random: The check-ins! So here's the next time where we'll land our luggages before heading to Paradise City!
Random: But I need to be patient because the beach party is just weeks away!
Random: And I'm still going to be excited!
Random: I'm feeling hungry right now, so I should get myself and Blaze a burger!
Random: Two whoppers please and make it quick for me please!
Random: Here's the money for you!
Sonic: Heyo, bet you chilled cool at Hibiscus Island earlier!
Kirby: And you probably also took a lot of awesome selfies!
*Airport Chime: Announcement Incoming!*
Sans: Hold on, the airport chime is playing right now.
Sans: It could be time for us to us to the departures.
ENG Announcer: AirAsia flight AK385... AK385... to Paradise City, is ready for boarding through gate G12... gate G12... thank you.
Sonic: Yeah, that's our flight being mentioned here.
Sans: And Random, don't forget to enjoy yourself!
Random: It's good that Sonic, Sans and Kirby are going to Paradise City today!
Random: But isn't it a little too early? There's only like three weeks before the beach party! (Malay announcement in background...)
Random: Maybe they just want to chillax there until the beach party starts!
Random: Also, it's already kinda late and Android is waiting for me at a diner somewhere, and I need to get out of here and join him alongside Blaze!
Random: There we go, the sky is just refreshing and here we end the VLOGs!
Blaze (honking): Heyo, you done with the VLOG thingy yet?
Random: Oh, it is over. I should really go now.
Random: Yeah Blaze, I'm coming!
*Random's Random Show bonus scene ends here.*
*Back to the town area of BreadButterVille.*
Crash: So, would you like to take a look on our CrashBash massaging chair?
Crash: I'm sure you would like it!
Dora: I have heard of this brand before!
Dora: I would like to have it!
Mario: Hey, that's that bastard we're looking for!
Crash: Hey, who are you guys to interrupt my advertising here?
Crash: I assume you guys are done with giving your flyers away?
Luigi: That's right, you son of an ash!
Luigi: You're way too slow and probably lost already so can you give us those diner tickets right now for winning that challenge against you?
Crash: I see. But that doesn't mean you have already won.
Crash: Actually, I've already given my last flyer to her way before you guys got here, so it does not count.
Mario: But we finished our flyers at the airport around the time you were still roaming around the town!
Luigi: So we need you to admit defeat and give us those diner tickets already!
Crash: Well well, who do we got here?
Crash: A bunch of sore losers who wants nothing but glory for their dumb massaging chairs.
Luigi: Don't you dare diss us and our already glorious massaging chairs like that!
Mario: Are you trying to challenge us to a fight here?
Mario: We both know we won't hesitate to use drastic means to get what we need right now!
Crash: Hahaha, how funny. You think it's easy to get those silly diner tickets of mine?
Mario: Just you wait, Bash-Crash!
Luigi: We won't let you get away with those tickets until you hand them to us now!
Crash: What a bunch of stupid, relentless kids.
Crash: You guys already lost this battle so give up and cry right now!
Mario: You cry about your crappy marketing strategy!
Crash: Haha! Keep on crying!
Luigi: We refuse to back down!
Crash: Go on.
Luigi: Gee, that guy is too stubborn yet can't let us be...
Mario: Then let's just ignore him and get out of here!
*Can it end just like that...?*
Crash: No way those so-called Mario Bros actually gave up fighting for my diner tickets.
Crash: They don't know how worthless those tickets are, it's a silly diner!
Crash: What should they expect?
*The Mario Bros' surprise attack is what Crash should've expected.*
Crash: Wait, are you guys actually trying to fight back?
Luigi (missed a punch towards Crash): We got where we want you!
*Crash dodging Mario's attacks... and got busted by Luigi, and they started bombarding their SereneSmooth massaging chairs at him.*
*Crash getting kicked and butt-attacked by Mario and Luigi like a volleyball, and dodging more falling SereneSmooth massaging chairs...*
Crash: Can't hear you!
*Just both sides dodging each others' attacks from punches to falling massaging chairs.*
*And then they got to counter-attack each other with random punches and kicks.*
*And Crash ups his game by dodging even more falling SereneSmooth massaging chairs!*
Mario (ruining the pride of CrashBash by punching their massaging chairs away): Crash bash your head!
Luigi (gets pounded by a CrashBash massaging chair): PLEASE SPARE ME!!!
Luigi: May the best massaging chair brand wins!
*Crash starts off by making an intimidating face at the Mario Bros! Before both sides decided to throw another batch of punches and kicks at each other...*
*And how did Mario even dodged a freaking piano throw by Crash?!*
*Yet, Luigi easily got crushed by said piano while screaming in pain.*
*Mario proceeds to dodge Crash's punches mid-air like it's nothing.*
*And soon, Luigi takes his turn to attack Crash, but the Crash also avoided Luigi's butt-attacks.*
*LMFAO MARIO FINALLY GOT HIT BY ONE OF CRASH'S FLYING PIANO!!!*
Mario (still misses his punches against Crash): HAAH!
Luigi (as Mario 'accidently' runs over Luigi during the fight): MARIO!!!
*As Crash missed his anvil drop, he resorts to immediately punching Mario away!*
*But then Luigi managed to drop a SereneSmooth massaging chair on Crash, as Mario gets up again!*
*Meanwhile, Luigi keeps dodging Crash's punches mid-air and eventually got hit...*
*After Luigi falls on the ground, he runs away to another area in the battlefield as Mario trails behind him!*
*But as Mario was faster than Luigi, he switched directions and 'accidently' runs over Luigi again, both of them airborne this time.*
Luigi (to Mario): We can't let that bastard get away!
*Crash faces another round of dodging SereneSmooth massaging chairs and yet still remain successful! Until he gets punched away by Mario...*
*Meanwhile, Luigi keeps a successful streak in dodging CrashBash massaging chairs until he gets crushed by another piano instead. Just how strong Crash is to able to lift pianos and throw them specifically at Luigi?*
*After that incident, Crash went ahead to chase Luigi around town!*
*Luigi and Crash pounding each other with punches and kicks again... are they like personal rivals?*
*And BAM! Luigi gets crushed by yet again another piano!*
*The three unite and then starts another aerial brawl while Crash is also able to dodge Mario's punches and Luigi's kicks!*
*Crash moves from one corner to another.*
*Meanwhile, Crash proceeds to continue punching and kicking Luigi while also ignoring Luigi's screams.*
*But Luigi was able to escape Crash's wrath (for now).*
*Too bad both Mario and Luigi for got hit by Crash's headbutt, and later Mario getting pounded by a CrashBash massaging chair.*
Luigi (to Crash): C'mon, your overly skinny body won't last!
*The montage continues, with both sides still punching, kicking and throwing massaging chairs at each other.*
Crash: You can't catch me!
*Crash takes his battle stance again and makes Luigi dodge his CrashBash massaging chairs, which Luigi didn't get hit by any!*
Mario (to Crash): You're now in our possession!
*Luigi recovers and moves on the fight while Mario is busy getting his punches dodged by Crash. Fortunately, Luigi is able to drop an anvil on Crash immediately.*
*The Mario Bros and Crash start running in different directions hoping to catch the other side off-guard...*
*Mario eventually found a secret spot to catch Crash off-guard!*
Mario (rapidly punches Crash): Where are our tickets?!
*Meanwhile, Luigi is still running around like a coward, cluelessly looking for Crash and Mario. He later gets ambushed by one of Crash's anvils.*
*Back to the scene, Mario went as far to uppercut-punch Crash!*
*While Crash retreats to punch Luigi away, Luigi punching Crash back, and Mario getting pounded by another CrashBash massaging chair.*
Crash: How long is this fight gonna last?
Crash: Aren't you guys tired right now?
Crash: It's finally time I say this.
Crash: You guys need my massaging chairs to rest on now.
Mario: We'll never give up for the sake of SereneSmooth!
Luigi: And for our supposingly-fancy diner tickets!
Crash: That's interesting.
Mario: Come at us and eat our fists for dinner!
Crash: And round two will begin right now!
*Crash's IPhone rings... the CrashBash employees are probably calling him.*
Crash: Ugh, why do these guys have to call me now?
*Call accepted!*
Crash: Yeah, what's up?
Crash: What, someone wants to buy our massaging chair?
Crash: Sure, I'm on my way right now.
*Call ended!*
Crash: You know what, you two? Screw it!
Crash: Those diner tickets are yours now!
Mario: We actually did it, Luigi!
Mario: SereneSmooth will always be number one while TrashBash takes the crash-cans 'cause they stink!
Luigi: And we're about to eat one of the fanciest dinners in our already serene-soothing lives!
*Whoa, Crash just had to shut them up by dropping those diner tickets heavy enough to crush the Mario Bros!*
*Well, anyway. Timeskip to the diner.*
Luigi: How's the atmosphere in this diner?
Luigi: I believe the menu in this diner is gonna be extremely delicious with all the pizza, spaghetti and goes on and on!
Mario: Can we go for pepperoni pizza as our main course?
Luigi: Nah, I think vegetarian pizza would make a good try since it's both healthy and delicious!
Mario: No, we already had that yesterday and I believe pepperoni pizza is superior, anyway!
Luigi: No, vegetarian pizza is at its absolute peak that it's a must try for everyone in town!
Mario: Shut up, Luigi, no one cares about that vegetarian pizza is anywhere near peak!
Luigi: You got it wrong Mario, trust me when I say that vegetarian pizza is a 100% must-have!
*The end.*