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They say, "Manuel, how you going to do without money for 24 hours? What are you going to do?"
"I don't know. You shouldn't have killed me."
"I don't know what to say. This is my friend, Whiskey and Blues."
"Hi, Whiskey. Blues?"
"Whiskey and Blues."
"They ask if you're family of Criss Craft."
"I am. I am. We're closely related people."
"They say she's very pretty, your wife."
"Ah, Merc. So, uh, I can't read any of this no more. Cookie, no more macaroni for menu. This is so bad."
"Who that? Do I know French words?"
"Uh, we..."
[Music]
"Say, from now on, we'll be brothers. Cheers. Welcome to team K."
"Well, sorry, I, I wear headphones and there's music playing in my ear."
"This is awesome. You don't understand. Best couple of the world confirmed. Thank you. We won couples, you [ __ ] [ __ ]."
"Yeah, band spre. Is that how you say it?"
"Welcome to team Kette. We're all brothers now. Am I doing it right?"
"From now on, we will be brothers."
"Five. This why you can't hit hard."
"I don't H."
"May is he now asking you a question in English?"
"Who did I know? And well, why did I marry him? I married him."
"Well, hello Coris. From now on, we'll be brothers. Welcome to team."
[Music]
"Kette. Have you ever been in France?"
"Manuel has taken me to France twice, and I was there once, uh, for the Hot Door Awards, but he pretended like he didn't like me, which was rude."
"I can answer this one. We shakat. Is that right?"
[ __ ] "Yeah."
"What character have I voice acted?"
"I think I was one of the hookers, cuz they had me pretend to suck something with a [Music] lollipop."
"I just did a, oh, I can't say that though, but I just did something else cool that I'll tell you all about when I'm allowed to."
"Oh, look, I'm going to have to ban you from the house."
"Why?"
"Probably because you, uh, you were mean to me in the video game. You cut me into two pieces."
"Best couple ever."
"You cut me into."
"When someone say, 'Best couple ever,' you said, 'Thank you, M. Thank you, Mercy.'"
[Music]
"M. How will I get my revenge?"
"Why? I took away the macaroni and the cookies."
"I've already exacted my."
"Breaking Bad. I went to the audition and I got the part."
"Oh, what's that? Thank you, Corses."
"Would I rather have a cat-sized elephant or an?"
"Definitely a cat-sized elephant. That would be the coolest pet."
"Would rather?"
"I would totally have that."
"I first met Manuel on my first set, uh, doing the adult [Music] films."
"I left lipstick on your face."
"Cool."
"Oh, Manuel can watch Game of Thrones. I just don't want to watch it myself."
"He won't watch it without me."
"You're so pretty."
"You're pretty, especially with all that lipstick on your cheek. Looks nice on you."
"I like the floating heads that we're getting to say."
"Hold right. You don't have to wear that."
"How we can just do this?"
"You're right."
"Oh, drop the mic. Drop the mic. Put that leg down so can pass it."
"All right, now we're here. Um, have I seen?"
"We've seen Love Actually. It's one of Manuel's favorite movies. He made me watch it. I do love actually."
"Um, I got into MMA when Ronda Rousey was big, but then she turned into a douchebag. So, just so you know, Joe Hudson is a, a moderator for Mighty Mouse."
"Oh, really? Channel?"
"Oh, I've been hearing all about Mighty Mouse. I've been, uh, peripherally watching the flyweight championship that's supposed to defeat him."
"No one's gonna defeat it."
"Well, no one's actually going to defeat it, but, but I've been watching what Manuel's watching. I'm looking right. I'm watching right now, The Ultimate Fighter season where the winner is supposed to fight him, and there's no way any of those guys bat him. So, I'm, I'm a breast of the situation."
"Bat minks say that you have more physic of mannequin than actress."
"Have a mannequin like, oh, cool. Let him know that out here a mannequin is a, a window doll."
"Do you, do you like ret?"
"I do like ret. Yeah, it's cool. We have a Reet thing here."
"They ask, what series do we watch?"
"Um, well, there's Breaking Bad, there's Mr. Robot, there's, uh, Transparent, there's Better Call."
"All, I feel like we watch more than I'm listing. What am I missing?"
[Music]
"Uh, there are so many shows that we ran out of. We went through all of House."
"Sholmes House."
"You went through Dexter, and I went with you. When I first started dating him, he was obsessed with Dexter, and he made me watch it, and I, I thought it was really bad, but then I got into it because I watched so much that there was no way not to finish it."
"Um, how did I finally come to be on your stream?"
"I, uh, I live here, so I walked upstairs."
"Oh, mercy. Cus Ken, you were doing a lab dance on breaking body. It was the longest dance ever."
"The longest dance ever."
"Do you like Leti?"
"I have not had the chance to interact with Leag Gotti, um, mostly because she tends to not show up to set."
"Py Tommy says, 'Hey Kayden, what do you think about Manuel loving us more than he loves you?'"
"Oh, that's impossible. I make him cookies. Once you guys start sending him some chocolate, maybe, but right now, I've got the, I've got the lock on his appetite."
"Who's your favorite MMA fighter?"
"Joe Hudson wants to know who is my favorite."
"Um, I don't know who's my favorite."
"Who's you started watching for?"
"Well, I started watching when Ronda Ry was getting big, but I don't know. I don't know who's my favorite."
"She'll put on the spot."
"Um, who's the guy who got his leg broken in half?"
"Anderson Silva."
"Was that Anderson Silva?"
"Yeah."
"Is am I not selling the idea that he's my favorite if I don't know his name?"
"Look, there's pictures of you right here."
"Oh, that's me."
"She say Anderson Silva is her favorite MMA fighter, even though I didn't know his name."
"What's your favorite movie?"
"Um, uh, I don't know. I don't know the."
"I feel like I should have been prepped on the questions."
"What's the, what's the one with Woody Harrelson and Julia Lewis?"
"Natural. Natural Born Killers."
"Do you want to learn French?"
"I do. I wish someone would just like snap their fingers and I'd know it, because it's hard to learn."
"Thank you very much, Mer. Mer, thank you."
[Music]
[Music]
"Marco. Oh, well, you told me to leg down."
"A, the best and worst part of living with Manuel?"
"Um, I don't know. He, uh, he's always in my bed. He eats cookies there, though."
"Is that a bad thing? Good thing? I don't like sleeping in the crumbs."
"Let's do a joint ISU. You ready?"
"Ready."
"One, two, three."
"ISU."
"Wait, wait. How old am I or how old is he?"
"How old are you?"
"They know how old. I'm 10 years younger than him."
"They say, 'Stardust X7, say if you started streaming, you would kill it even more than me.'"
"I can't even. I, I just learned how to jump, so I've got, I've got a ways to go."
"It's not much more than me, actually."
"Really? You learned how to jump and squat and go right and left."
"Dragon Jerus wants to know. He's like, 'I'm sorry if I ask, but who's your favorite actor or actress in?'"
"Um, I like Ellen Page a lot."
"No, porn actor."
"Oh, in the porno movies?"
"Uh, I don't know. I, I used to be a huge fan of Badon. I always thought she was really cool."
"Yes, but, of course, Manuel here."
"I like how you pretend she's evil."
"You are my favorite. If there was a, I'm the only one."
"What do you mean, 'your favorite'? If there was a different favorite, I'd be with that person. You're my favorite."
"B Bard."
"Hold on, one again. What's going on with this? Hold on, hold on."
"Jean V with the gay flag."
"I've been to Marse. Mar. Mar. Mar. I've been there."
"And I also wish Ellen Page did porn. I think that's a common sentiment."
"He's asking, do you like when I, um, snore at night?"
"No."
"What?"
"You used to say was cute when I snored."
"Well, they used to be little snores."
"Is asking, uh, which, uh, which is more famous, you or me?"
"Uh, probably you. Done a lot more, uh, the porno than I have."
"I say, I've probably, in terms of, uh, views per for for the work done, I've probably out earned you."
"But you've done more work."
"I've done more work."
"He's done more work."
"The day when a woman looks at me like that, I shall be finally happy."
"I agree with you."
"Say you're the, the woman of my life."
"I heard that. I understood that. I know a little bit."
"You guys look [ __ ] happy to get out."
"Wish you all the best."
"Thank you. It's very sweet."
"Can I kiss your cheek or is that going to violate Twitch rules? That going to be too sexual?"
"He says he's still getting over it."
"The scene in Pron sub where you take selfies of yourself."
"Oh, and then you got the pie in the face."
"Yeah, that was a, that was a good end to that."
"We."
"What singer do you like?"
"Jack White. Jack White, The White Stripes, and Rur in Dead Weather."
"What do you think about live streaming?"
"I think it's kind of cool. I wish I knew how to, uh, do it."
"Do you like when I speak in French?"
"It's hot when you speak in French."
"Ed say hot."
"I had a thing for a French long before you and I were dating."
"It's true."
"What's, what's the PGW part?"
"G week."
"Oh, yeah. I'll be there next next year."
"Next year. You'll be with me."
"Yeah, I don't know."
"Well, I do know some French singers. They're the ones you play."
"She knows Carrie Jams."
"Whiskey say Whiskey's a musician. He said Jack White made him play guitar."
"Oh, Jack White's amazing."
"Um, so complicate."
"What's complicated?"
"They say, 'Which city do you leave?'"
"I'm like, we're going to say LA. We're not going to explain exactly where we."
"Yeah, it's LA County."
"I am writing for papers and magazines. Nylon magazine and the IB Times are the two regular columns I have right now."
"They ask if you know PNL."
"And I can answer, no."
"PNL?"
"What's PNL?"
"It's a B that does crappy French weird hip-hop that's so crap. It's so bad."
"Do you want to see, uh, do you know Jira?"
"Do I?"
"No, you don't know Jira."
"He's a YouTuber that I met, uh, at the PGW, but also is fun to watch."
"Oh, really? Are you going to show me now?"
"I can show you."
"He's going to show me this person."
"When do we do a scene again together?"
"That's a good question. I actually owe you, or you owe me, a scene for my, the one movie I've been trying to finish for very soon."
"PNL thing, really popular, huh?"
"Yeah, it's crazy. They very, very popular, but they're very, very bad."
"Benai is a French streamer that helped me a lot when I started."
"Okay."
"He's not here right now, but they wanted me to introduce you to him, cuz he's a, he's really cool."
"For your help, yes, with Manuel stream. Thank you, everybody who helped Manuel stream."
"They say, 'You, you've all changed his life.'"
"They say, 'You look really in love with me.'"
"I am really in love with you."
"Are you?"
"Yeah. Next time you question it, why don't you come back to the stream and check out the people who all can see it?"
"Respect."
"No, I know it's like, it's not intelligent that to say that you don't like PNL."
"I'm like, what does it have to do with intelligence? I just don't like PNL."
"You're free to like who you want. I'm free to not like who you want."
"Who I want."
"So weird."
"French."
"Well, I have to, I have to go."
"Was that, did that translate as, 'I have to go to a restaurant'?"
"Yes."
"Oh, did it? Did you guys understand me?"
"I said that I will show you PNL."
"So, okay."
"You will understand."
"And next time, I'll let you guys know how I feel about PNL, and I will feel about it independently of what Manuel feels. I'll come to my own conclusion."
"I'm pretty sure you're not going to like, but also you're not going to understand what they say."
"It's like, they're like, 'Yesterday I went to the market.' To the market."
"[ __ ] your mom. [ __ ] your."
"That's what they say. Like, literally this type of [ __ ]."
"Like they go from one thing. Sounds like it's the sun. Like the sunset is so beautiful."
"[ __ ] your mom. [ __ ] your mom."
"And they say I'm not the intelligent one."
"All right, well, uh, I will, I will listen. Listen to them."
"Okay."
"Are you going to say goodbye now?"
"Goodbye."
"I'll see you soon."
"I love you."
"Like d for."