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If you're a European coming to the United States for the first time for the FIFA World Cup, hello. Is this for real? Do you guys remember when all the Europeans were complaining that they're going to have water breaks? Anything for ads? They're literally having heat strokes.
If you're like me, you've been obsessed with watching these videos and people from all around the world discovering just the basic parts of our country. I decided to put them together in a nice little compilation for you. So, enjoy.
Drive for 5 minutes now. I can't wipe this smile off my face. I'm driving a Ram truck in America. Like, LOOK HOW SICK THIS IS. PRAY FOR FREEDOM.
Pray for freedom. Nobody says that, but that should be America's new motto.
There is people walking everywhere. There are women walking alone with fancy handbags, jewelry on, glasses on. They're not being harassed, nothing. Then right here, you've got a park clean and tidy. You got squirrels that haven't been eaten. Where do you live? There's squirrel eating sex pests everywhere in your country. Yeah.
I can refill this 1,000 times. Yeah, but you won't drink 1,000 cups of coffee. And it's free. You paid for it. You paid it once. Bro, slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Yes, please. Thank you. Wait, why is that so funny? Are there not obese people where you live? He's grown beef. I mean, look at the size of it. Look at my And I got big hands. Damn. The bread. There is no real bread. How many ingredients? Oh my god. And don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on you, but I think most of these things would be so illegal in Europe. We have Trader Joe's and Whole Foods for people that don't want the poison bread.
Containers. Just containers. Just containers. What? To contain stuff? Yeah. But what if you want a soft mattress or a medium mattress? I'm not sure. Really firm. Can you hear it? It's a chicadas. the chicadas with a bit that noise like I just I just love it and he's so relaxing and so peaceful. I'm going to start calling them chicas. It just feels better to say chicada. There's another bench and it's not vandalized and broken and destroyed. If that were South Africa, gosh, first of all, I wouldn't be able to walk through this bloom park by myself. Oh, South Africa. That's what's going on in South Africa. Holding a pair of glasses and a cell phone. We all know that. But then you get here and you're completely safe. Completely completely safe. I mean, there's, like I say, there's women everywhere walking completely alone.
The US is back and all it took was some Europeans to come visit us and just do like stream of consciousness blogs of visiting like the South. I had this as well. Yes. And and it makes even people that live in America be like, "Yeah, you know what? Our country's not so bad. We never left. These Europeans are just realizing that all the propaganda was fake.
We're heading down to Miami. We started the day with a walk to Walmart. We literally only went in for something for breakfast and ended up spending $80 on toiletries. Also saw this weird animal. Got absolutely no idea what it is. She's in Florida. I'm pretty sure that's a musky duck. And of course everywhere American flags. I wish we would have the same in Switzerland where you could see all the Swiss flags. No, that's a good thing. United States flags. I like this. My Swiss friends, you can't have flags. Is nationalism outlawed in Switzerland? Maybe that's why you guys like the World Cup so much cuz it's the one time you get to be prideful of your country.
I just took a walk all the way down there. Midnight. It's freaking midnight and I'm completely safe. If a truck drives that slow in South Africa, they literally will break open the back and loot it. There's honestly no way that this is normal. Look at this. Like this is a high school stadium. What? Look at the amount of seats in this place. Euros, I hope you're starting to realize how good we would be at soccer if we weren't putting all our talent towards this. It would be centuries in a row of the US winning the World Cup.
We're on his way to Texas. What you're looking forward to most, some big stakes, big troops, and AGB. What you're not looking forward to 35 This might be my favorite. The Japanese are discovering Texas. What a beautiful clash of cultures. I've actually been learning recently how warm and welcoming people in Dallas are. We're really excited to be here and explore all the places. So, if you have any good recommendations, please let me know. She's just lucky Japan wasn't playing in Philly. brisket. We're all learning Japanese today. Brisket is brisket. Beef rib. Beef rib. Onion. Onion. You come to the channel, you learn something. It's not just for mindless entertainment. Is that good? Does that mean she liked it? It's almost like a toddler didn't like the food. You keep [ __ ] like you being yourself. But like when you from the city, you get a whole different vibe, bro. Like one thing about if you from here it's like tonight I'm going to a country concert. I'm pretty excited about it. So I'm going to show you my fit. Let me know if I'm doing it justice. You put a black t-shirt on and cowboy boots. Great fit. Texas getting my hair done. I'm with the gate here. can make it. Dude, she did not speak German. All she said was, "Yeah, yeah."
Worst traffic is here in Atlanta. Like, mate, it is mental. It doesn't matter what time you go out here, there's always traffic. Like, would I be wrong in saying this, but it rivals New York, you know? Get a banana pudding in a cup. Banana pudding. A giant beaver. Yeah, it does look a bit like you. This is like a gas station that let the intrusive thoughts win. Everything's By's own brand. Spicy pickled eggs just in a jar. I'm genuinely overwhelmed. Do you want a sampler? That's a lot of F jolly.
And in the UK, McDonald's is quite high up on the totem pole of fast food chains. I came to America and I assume the same. Turns out I think it's a little bit lower on the totem pole and the quality and taste is completely different. Like McDonald's honestly like fries taste nothing like the fries in the UK and McDonald's. McDonald's. You're from here. Give us the good McDonald's. I vote for any president that brings us UK McDonald's. Japino Ranch Club. These aren't like chips. They're like waffles. Pretty interesting. Lots of dip going on. Chick-fil-A sauce. I need to try this. This is really like viral. Does it live up to its name? I don't even know what that tastes like. I've never tast anything like it before, but it's good. Is your Chick-fil-A good? Yeah. Okay, let's have a look. This burger looks absolutely insane. Not a burger. That's not what we call it. Give it a go. M I'm talking about not chicken. It's delicious. Now, do you see? Wow, we're so fat. Hey, I have a burger. The burgers is strawberry shake and animal French fries. Thank you. I was right for the animal fries. Respect, little Viking. ONLY THE only the bread and meat. Yes. Yeah. So, all the things on the side, please. No. No. No cheese, please. And you said regular one. Yeah. Yeah. And one strawberry. Yeah. One strawberry here. And we're go here. We'll be here. How is this thing? Delicious. And the burger, right? We never said it had nutritional value or anything like that. You can't eat that burger every day. Okay. But I'll be damn if that food is not good. All right. Look how big that is. That is literally my head plus more. All right, don't drop it. Okay. You're dropping it already. You No, there's a lot. It's overfilled. God my the sloppiest sandwich you've seen in your life. Turn it upside down. Visa revoked.
Fans from South Korea. They were down in Guadalajara turning up with Mexico. Like I think that's really the best videos. They're saying baso like this and he thought that they were asking for money. We were rooting for you. The whole crowd was rooting for you. South African dude has been taken in by the Mexican. Is this for real? What kind of stormer should I be expecting here? I don't know if the Tan army are ready for this with all our cults and all the rest of it. He was like, he saw that sign that said, "Watch for severe weather." And there's like a picture of a tornado on it. And he's like, "Is this real?" Excuse me, sir. The movie Twisters wasn't fiction. And that [ __ ] was a documentary. Like I think it's something like 95% of tornadoes in the world touch down in the United States. If you start hearing a siren going off, just look around and see who's running where. Why does everyone have to be evacuated? Is it because we have lightning within 5 miles? Really? And it is a cool rule that we have to get everybody out the area as long as lightning's that close. Does it really get that crazy? The lightning. Wow. That's crazy. Really dangerous. Trying to keep us safe. Wow. That's mad, isn't it? It was only sunny like 2 minutes ago. I know. That's crazy. Louisiana weather. Will you be wearing that kilt the whole time you're here? In bed, in the pool, everywhere. It's not coming off. Scottish fans touching down ahead of the World Cup and wasting no time making themselves known. We ran out of beer. That's my only complaint cuz you'll know my t-shirt. Yeah. So, running out of beer on the plane's not great. They drank all the beer on the plane. Had to switch to wine. Almost drank all of that. The Scots respect dressed to the nines in traditional Scottish kilts, but were not prepared for this heat. It was quite humid when I stepped off the plane. I don't deal well in the heat. Oh, bloody hell. Oh my god. Oh, sorry. Is that cuz it's too cold in here? Let me go turn off the AC and I'll just open a window for a breeze instead. No. No. Please just leave it on. It's too hot. Really? How hot is it? It's 30°. Your summers are mental. Oh, so like 86° F. Yeah. And it's actually not summer yet. This is our spring.
Nothing's making me feel more patriotic than watching these European World Cup teams struggle to adapt to the American and not just any European team. You know, the climate like is in Scotland. As you see, your professional elite athletes are struggling. I'm telling you right now, we just live differently. We're not bragging. It's just that you guys made this weird competition when you said that 80° was hot where you're from. The England World Cup team have just arrived in America and they can't handle the heat. Neither can the fans. So, am I going to tell them this is preheat in America. This isn't even the hottest. It's true. I'm outside right now. It's like 98°. I'm American. I'm used to it. Remember like a month or two ago when all the Europeans were complaining that during the World Cup that they're going to have water breaks and all the Europeans were like anything for a commercial break, anything for ads. What are they? They're ruining it. And what do you know? All the European teams are in the United States and they can't handle the heat. They're literally having heat strokes. American people tried to warn us. They tried to say the heat is different here. You're going to want air conditioning. you're going to want ice in your drinks. And what did he do? You laughed. He said they were being dramatic. He said, "Why does every building need to feel like a fridge?" And now European football teams, you know, our elite level athletes are having to stop training sessions in the US because it's too hot. And I'm looking back at my for you page thinking, American people did try to tell us. If you've not arrived in America yet for the World Cup, let me tell you, it is absolutely scorching. Look at the size of this cement mixer. Check out the state of that. What do you got? A Tonka truck in Edinburgh that mixes your cement in some states in my life, but not the United States. So, it felt like a movie. We collected our bags and I picked up my we haggus that I sneaked on and we got to New York and the first thing I seen was this runway the way street. It smells like piss. Oh, I thought it does. Look, New York City might smell like piss in some spots. You're a guest here. All right, so I expect you not to mention it. And I'm like, what the hell is that smell? Mind you, I'm in Philly. Then it just going. The Europeans are here. It smells of body odor in this whole entire mall. It smells like [ __ ] And if y'all walking around like that, y'all really, really, really, really need to get it together. I'm experiencing culture shocks that I didn't expect. By the time the World Cup starts in England, everybody knows it's happening. Every pub has their flags up. Every conversation is about football. Here in the US, it has been different. I met some people that didn't even realize that the World Cup started today. And Ollie works with someone had no idea that the US, Mexico, and Canada were hosting the whole tournament and all the games were being played here. He was like, "What games are being played in England then?" I mean, I I believe it. It is funny that we're just hosting your like best sport and we're just not even aware of it. There are so many people from out of town here in Boston because of FIFA. I was on a walk and this is what I just came across. I honestly love it. I love this. The energy is insane. Okay. So, if you could list me the ingredients, then this haggus is all yours. I'm going to say, what is this? The worst game show ever. Maybe some potato, ground turkey, probably, maybe some beans. I don't know. One absolute sign that you're no longer in Europe and you're in the United States of America when you see one of these. That thing is a weapon. Scotland, you haven't gotten the Cyber Truck yet. Is it outlawed in the UK? Guys, do you want your photo taken? You want your photo taken? I'm doing photos. Marco Rubio, get this guy's visa revoked. He's doing upskirts in Time Square. This is like one of those cringy influencers you see in Tokyo doing a Tik Tok on the subway just bothering everyone. This is like the US equivalent of that. Hearing Brits saying, "Don't worry, we'll walk to the stadium." No, you won't. No, you won't, my friend. America isn't built for walking. You have to drive everywhere. It's only 3 mi down the road I can walk. Try it. God bless our troops. God bless America and they told me good America is going to be crazy. [ __ ] A pirate ship in a savior. That's wild. What is going on? Thanks for watching. Hope you enjoyed that. If you enjoyed yourself and want to support the channel, YouTube gave me the ability to sell stuff that I'm wearing. So, I went to Dick Sporting Goods and I bought this. It's like an Adidas nice soccer kit jersey. Let me show you it. If you liked that, there should be a link somewhere down below around here. And um yeah, we'll see you for the next one. Make all the.