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Oh, what's up guys? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast, episode number four. Today, I'm drained, and Ginny's here again. Today, today, today. I've never—I wasn't here earlier today wearing the exact same shirt. That would be so [ __ ] crazy. I can't believe I put this—
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. We're here in Las Vegas, our last day of our tour, and we had to bring back my favorite guests. [Laughter] I had such a blast with them in California on our first tour. I said, "I gotta bring you guys back." And this time, we got to do something a little crazier, actually a lot crazier. It's just a little, in my mind, it's [ __ ] crazy, and you guys, it's like normal for you guys. What's today? Thursday. We won't mention what we're doing until towards the end of the podcast.
This is a cute cat, though. You hear me? Well, yeah, I'm aware. I heard. I'm tracking. Roger, look at that [ __ ] cat. Now it's almost black. It's a cute cat. [ __ ] It's a really cute cat. Got very bright eyes. Now, we're not gonna—so yes, you need a Dom and Sky May outside. What happens in Vegas ends up on the internet. So that's what we're doing today. Yeah, dude, what happens this ends up on the internet.
So, um, how have you guys been? Great. Love you. Yeah, uh, I'm, yeah, I mean, [ __ ] you know, another day, another death wish. Yeah, I feel like you've been waiting for this one to come. This one for sure, for sure, 100%. He's been counting down days, hours, seconds. I tried obviously getting laid last night by hitting you up at four in the morning. I know you didn't want to leave your daddies at the strip club. No, got left me just stroking dick in the [ __ ] bedroom. Well, you can just join in today. Yeah, I'll leave you with a dry dick a little while making spit roaster at some point, you know, make it, make it almost Human Centipede. That's the nastiest movie I've ever seen in my life. The first one? Yeah. You're a [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up, dude. I couldn't eat for, I think, a couple of days. You should watch the second one and then let me know how nasty as [ __ ]. The second one's way worse. You tell me you don't want to be attached to someone's ass. Nope. Let's see. You know, could you imagine being the guy at the back? Like, how shafted you would feel? Like nobody's even, nobody's even getting your [ __ ]. Like the guy at the front, bro, he's chilling. Oh my god. Yeah, he's chilling. Yeah, okay, I'll take that. I'll take the front of the line. Uh, I got some bad news. If there's a pecking order, dude, you're in the back. If there's a, what, if this right now turns into an actual human centipede, I'm going. It would go. You would not. Yeah, this guy would go in the front. I would go behind her. And you would have—no, not after your [ __ ] conversation you said before this camera trying. You've been [ __ ] all [ __ ] day. [ __ ] going behind me. I'll be—you're right. Yes. No, I'm not going behind you. [ __ ] It's only right that I would be in the front. I got a real good butthole, though. You'd be able to lick it all the time. It could go in the back. Glue go in the back of the centipede. No, on another subject. Not containing, containing. Yeah, anyway, onto anything else. You guys [ __ ] brought it up. I didn't [ __ ]. I didn't say a goddamn thing. Oh, yes. No, I did not. Been in my daddy's at the club last night. You didn't? You didn't make any, any? You didn't take home any bags? No. Yeah. What'd you say? She didn't abandon her daddy. Daddy. Yeah, she's never abandoned her daddy's. Yeah, my bills got you. Got you. Um, so I just want to say a quick shout out to you. Uh, you are now officially a Hussy model. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Relations. Holy [ __ ], dude. That's awesome. Come here. So proud of you. No, he didn't know actually. So I did not. Yeah, that's the first I heard. Yeah, he just found out. He had me up the other day and was like, yo, I'm free bird, uh, tonight. Yeah, do I want you? And then it took me like two days to send her the contract. So last night, she's like, are you gonna [ __ ] send it or what? No, I was nicer than that. You hit me up, you're like, what club are you at? I'm like, Palomino. Why? And you're like, well, I wanted to come. I'm like, hey, contract, what's up with that? She says, in a nicer way, of course. That's right. It was like, where the [ __ ] is it at? I was, that's what she meant. And I was like, I swear to God, I'm signing. You just [ __ ] hang on a second. I'm busy here. Sign me. Take your damn photos. I don't want to. Well, you know, here's, here's the thing. Is I've always bitched about a lack of agency interest in me. And then I've actually submitted one agency application at one point, and it wasn't Hussy. Yeah. Uh, and when I didn't hear anything back from them, I was just like, [ __ ] it, bro. Like, I'm not even worth an email. Unfortunately, we have a protocol that I have to follow. I'm aware. Yeah. So unfortunately, I need your nudes on my phone. But I got you. I'll send you my nudes. You don't even, we don't have to sign me for that. You want to see my [ __ ]? I got you. No, I've still not seen any [ __ ]. It's so, that's so weird. How have you, you've been in the room. I hear it, but I don't, like, I've never seen it. Don't look at it. Today, you're involved. Eye level with my penis. No, because if I join in, I'm not looking at you at all. So I'll knock it off the whole time, just looking off to the distance or something. Yeah, I don't know. Well, if I'm about to come, I have to look off into the distance. Yeah, look at the bird. And then continue my [ __ ]. You know, look at the birds. Look at the birds and the bees. Think about the birds. Think about the birds. Don't think about the bees at the same time, or you might still not. Yes. All right. So, um, it's been a month since I've seen you guys. Yes. No, have you guys? Yeah, it's been about a month. I saw you again. Fortunately. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately. [ __ ] you, dude. So I don't have to be here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's right. Yeah. Do you really not want to go? No, no. If you don't want me here, I mean, unfortunately, you had to see me this morning. Oh my god. I love your [ __ ] podcast. It is, it is one, this is one of my favorite things to do, especially with Skye, because this guy is one of my favorite people on the, yeah, [ __ ] planet. So let me say this to you guys. Uh, instead of it being over text and you thinking that I'm bullshitting and like, just saying it because I'm, because it's my podcast, I thoroughly [ __ ] enjoyed that podcast that we shot in California. You guys have the best chemistry. The talking [ __ ] back and forth, me and you, all of us talking [ __ ], just having a good time. It was really natural. It just kind of like, it was very [ __ ] natural. So to bring you guys back to do it again and just shoot the [ __ ]. Whether it's, doesn't even have to be anything like, you know, "Hey, what's your fantasy?" "Hey, what turns you on?" I already know what turns you guys on. You guys are a bunch of [ __ ] weirdos, and I'm all for it. Sometimes, you know, we can surprise people sometimes. Oh, dude, yeah. We'll be very surprised. Well, you obviously don't like vanilla sex. Oh, who said that? She doesn't. She doesn't. I wanted to [ __ ] last night, and she's like, well, uh, as long as it's not vanilla. Well, I mean, you know, here's the thing. It has to be the right person. It has to be the right person for sure to enjoy vanilla sex stuff. So, so I can't say a mystery face. Oh my god. So let me ask you this. So if you did come over last night, yeah, and I wanted just to have normal—shut up. You would have not been about it. Um, the only way you could have had semi-normal sex, it would happen soon. So what would happen is, I would be on my stomach, just go get in the pillow, and you'd have to just hold my [ __ ] head down and just [ __ ] [ __ ]. Of course, sometimes I don't even want to look at the girl. That's perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I like to sleep and get [ __ ]. Yeah, I figured at four in the morning, who wants to get really railed that hard? Yeah, no, you know, I'm too tired for that. Yeah, at that point, I'm like, I'm just a body. I'm just a set of holes. Just lay me down. Well, I did look you up on the internet last night and I did jack off to you. Because did you really? I did. I've jacked off to our point before. Did. Oh my god. I feel so special. I'm gonna be straight up honest. If I'm being honest, I'm being honest. Yeah. I feel so special. You were not in the video. Uh, that's fine. What was it? Uh, this black dude. I don't know. That's right. Yeah, no idea. It was just huge. You were, you were just [ __ ] going ham on the throating. And, uh, that's really what I just wanted to watch. Yeah. Don't I feel special? For sure. And [ __ ] dude, legitimately, uh, Skye has the most talented set of holes I've ever been inside, hands down. Yeah. I have, there has been one person that's ever surprised me with her throat the way you have, because you can, I can [ __ ], I can face [ __ ] you to my nuts like no problem. That's no, it's like, that's not a common occurrence, though. I can face [ __ ] you to my nuts. That's like, because when you're face [ __ ], you hit the back of the throat and you stop, right? A lot of the time, that's where, that's where your dick gets to, and then they have to adjust a little bit and then get it down. Skye, nah, I can pull all the way the [ __ ] out and put it all the way the [ __ ] back in, no problem. Wow. I just sit there and take it. I love it. But all of them just include me being talented. My pussy's talented. I can solve a Rubik's Cube. And she studied how to do one of those the other day. It's just like, left turn, downturn, right turn. That's one algorithm. Yeah. Yeah, it's actually, so you're right. Uh, right prime, up prime, is the, the algorithm that you're referring to. Yeah. Yeah, it's the basic mix. People that do that [ __ ] [ __ ] blindfolded, crazy. And, and like, they already know that it's completed also before they even take the blind off. I can do that. Is interesting. Yeah, it's like they know. No, no, no. You have to. So I can actually explain the exact science of the people that are able to do that. When you start understanding piece relationships a little bit better, uh, like what is going to be where when you move, uh, this part this way for this specific rotation, um, it puts everything else into perspective. And if you can keep in mind that on this square in the middle, on this side, right under it, right, right under it, if you rotate that 180 degrees, that means you're looking at that piece now, and the piece that you were originally looking at is back here. It's tracking that well simultaneously being aware of every other piece on the cube. It's very, very difficult. But try to solve them when you [ __ ]. Next, I would 100% be able to. Wait, can we do that? I don't have my cube. I would be able to grab my. You know what? I can DoorDash a cube. Firefighter, firefighter, let's doors. Yeah, I would totally solve a cube. But I eat cereal out of her ass, dude. Have you ever ate? And what, what have you ever ate any type of food? I know we kind of discussed it last time that you would eat a popsicle. Yeah, but have you ever had cereal literally? Cut that. I'm so sorry. No. What do you cut? What, what are you talking about? Never mind. I'm asking you, have you ever ate cereal out of anyone's ass? No. No. Never. Ever. I've eaten, well, I've eaten other stuff out of my ass. Okay. Like what? Have you ate? Uh, I had some fruit once. What fruit? It was, like, grapes. You know, just something, something small. Something like, yeah, I think it like stuck down there. No. Well, I mean, it was, you know, because it just goes forever. I mean, yeah. Yes and no. Like, it does go forever, but like, I also can't really get lost. Like when I pop those eggs out for you, like it then gets stuck up there. Just, yeah, I literally called her and I was like, yo, uh, it's Easter. It was Easter morning. It'd be super dope if you could paint an egg of Turn On Podcast, shove it up your ass and record it coming out and then be like, have a, you know, happy Easter, Turn On Podcast. Love that. It was literally at like 10 in the morning. He's like, hey, can you push an egg out of your—your boobs look really good today. Thank you. I'm really excited to play with them more. And so I did it. And I did numerous times because an egg broke inside of me. Oh, a real egg? No. Oh, no, no, no, no. It was like the plastic egg. I dealt it with. You know, it's the one that you're supposed to put candy. Not to do that. I literally said, don't use a plastic egg, you're gonna [ __ ], it's gonna squeeze, it's gonna squeeze, and you're gonna rip your [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, I did, idiot. I popped it out. It literally like broke inside me. And then the next one I did was with a real egg, and I was terrified I was gonna drop. And she was bright, I'd rather break than [ __ ]. No, why? I'm gonna boil just take it out the refrigerator. Oh, yeah, you want me to do that right now? Is that, do you have eggs? Am I sticking an egg up my ass? Oh, hard-boiled. Boiled egg. Oh, yeah. You brought a lot of, you brought a magic bag with you. I did. You want to talk about it? What's in your magic bag? I have everything to do with it. So we have [Music] inflow my butthole out. I have an anal speculum that stretches my butthole open and it just leaves. And then you brought something for me, but it didn't work. Oh, I bought a shock collar. It's a custom shock collar, and I was going to give you the remote and I was gonna let him just randomly just shock me for the podcast. Got you. Exactly. I think it's done. I'm not sure what's going on. So we're gonna have to do this again. Yeah. So I was gonna wait for the end of the podcast to talk about it, but I want to kind of entice you guys about what we're gonna do at the end, because we all know what happens on Saturdays. I told these two that I wanted to bring them back and do something [ __ ] intense. To me, it's intense. To them, it's normal. I shot them a text message in a group chat and I said, yo, would you guys be down to put cereal inside Skye's ass and Ginny, you eat that [ __ ] out. Not the [ __ ], sorry. You eat the cereal, the cereal out of her butt, not the [ __ ]. So Skye just showed up at my house. She's got, what do you, what's all the cereal that you got over there? We got Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, regular Cheerios, and Lucky Charms. And I think we're gonna go with Lucky Charms. Put some luck in my butthole tonight. So you guys will have to tune in to check that out. But until then, we're just gonna keep talking. I also have whipped cream. Whipped cream. I wanted this whipped cream toppings, strawberries, and throw that up there. I can just put whipped cream on both your dicks. And I don't have any of that. Did you bring any of that stuff? Strawberry? I've been podcasting all day today. I haven't gotten go get cheese. Whipped cream. I keep saying [ __ ] stop talking about [ __ ] Ryan. [ __ ]. I'm sorry. I'm the one that's gonna have cereal inside of my [ __ ]. Do I really have to go shopping too? Yeah, I brought the cereal and the milk and the milk and the milk. All the whipped cream. I've been here all day. We're vegan. You got it. Eddie can't do [ __ ] you do today, bro. What do you do today? Um, he shot me a text and he goes, I forgot everything but my dick today. Sorry. Uh, so what I did today was five hours. What were you doing? Five? Like three? First of all, you came at 11. It's now six o'clock. I left at like one. I left at almost two o'clock. I don't give a [ __ ] and I got back at 5:30. I'm gonna get with crap. No. All right. I don't give a [ __ ] because the [ __ ] is something that you could easily give about this. Okay. Okay. Um, I spent three hours away from your house. In that three hours, I had, uh, one hour long panic attack. I showered, and then I came back. I could have taken more. I could have been a lot better with my time today. Not had the panic attack. Instead, I could have gotten strawberries. You're 100%. Subway. I got no Subway. Was delivered here. I got here at 5:30 when you were still doing other porn [ __ ] with you. They've got a lot of emotions going for you. I don't have any emotions. Oh, I was gonna [ __ ] ask something. I just forgot. It's like a big thought just came and then it left. And then it left. Listen, I was busy all day, okay? I was stretching out my butthole. Yeah, you can do whatever you need to do. You, you can be busy. It's all good. So it was very busy. I'm so hyped to see this, to witness this, because I've only ever seen anything. I don't know. I don't know if I can do that. You should try it. I don't know. I can do that. Just a little one. How do you say that so calmly? You've never done it before. Just a little bit, because it's something I'm confident I want to do. Oh my god. Like, what's the worst that could happen? Yeah, tell me, what is the worst that can happen? I don't like Lucky Charms. Don't be a [ __ ]. Eat the [ __ ] Lucky Charms and put cheers in there. Yeah, I don't like any of those. What do you like? What's your favorite? Fruit Loops. All right, I'll go get some Fruit Loops immediately right after this so that you can have a Fruit Loop out of her ass. Oh my god. It's just some food out of my butthole. Yeah, that sounds like. Ever eaten sushi off of someone? Same thing. Sushi up your ass. Yeah, dude. What if I just put it like in, it doesn't touch anything and I pull it out? It's technically still. You know, why not? Do you have a? Do you have a popsicle? It went past the butthole line. Back out. I mean, we can't put some. Like, I'm like, I don't know. You can put whipped cream in my ass and then just like dip your fingers. You guys think I should do it or not? Please tell them you should do it. [ __ ] it's not even alive. Try. I'll buy it. Just one. I'll pull out like one little singular piece of cereal for you, and then you can just. I'll pull out a marshmallow chain. Spoken over here. You guys got me freaking out. Stop stressing. Or wait, wait, wait, wait. I have an even better idea. Okay. Okay. All right. So let's flip me over. Okay. I'll spread on my butt cheeks without the speculum. We're gonna put some cereal in there. We'll put some milk in there. And you need is gonna lay down. I'm just gonna sit on top of his face and squirt it into his mouth. And what do I have to do? You're next. I spit it into your mouth, and then you spit it in her mouth. Yeah, I don't know if I—your human cereal chain. [ __ ] hell. Or I can, I can like score them to your mouth. Yeah, I'm cool with that too, if that's more comfortable for you. You know, it's, it's freaking out. Vegas brunch. Vegas. I don't know if I can handle all that. In the moment. Tradition. It's Vegas tradition. You know, you get a Vegas brunch and then a Cleveland steamer. I'm gonna call it that. Vegas brunch. It's the title. That's the thumbnail of the video right there. Thanks brunch.