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That's why it's [ __ ] up when girls cheat because you know you're giving that lazy dick to your girl, and then this guy's giving her that everything dick. That's why the boyfriends can't get boring and lazy. That's exactly right. Keeping them good. Yeah. Every day. Exactly. Cuz when she's cheating on you, she's getting this. She's having a good time. Insane dick. Yeah. You have to keep up with so she doesn't go cheat. Exactly.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Time. [Music] I can't sing. But welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pan. Number one adult show in the world. AVN winner, best podcast. Baby [ __ ] girl, big show today. Co-guesting. We got back on the show, Lass Serena. She's one of the most famous Latinas in the history of the game. She came on the show before. All the comments, the Pillow Talk fans said, "Young Gravy ruined the episode." Our friend Yan Gravy kept hitting on her and hitting on her, and so I begged Lass Serena to come on and do a proper interview. Thank God she's back. So, thank you for blessing us with your. I know how hard it is to book you. I see these cameras. I have to. Whatever you want. This one. This one. Okay. Say hi to the Pillow Talk. I'm sorry. I love like POV vibes. Yes. Love POV. Hola. Yes. Adora P. I'm back.
And then on the show today, we got the newcomer. She's a little new starlet. Sweet little angel. I see her all over my Instagram. I had no idea she had a personality till we talked to her outside. She's. She has a whole vibe to her. Do you mean it? Yes, I do. Thank you. You're sweet. I thought you just knew how to stand in a bikini. I can do more than that. You're really good at it, too. Thank you. This is Autumn Ren. Hello. Wow. You guys don't know each other? We do now. Okay. But you're signed to the same model agency. Are we? I love that. Right. Yes. Shout out to Carter Jameson. Okay. Our boy. Well, Autumn Ren, what? You just got single. I just got single. Yeah. You had the same guy for seven years. I did. What? Same little Kentucky boyfriend? What? Worked at a cigar shop. Yeah. No, not a cigar. That's his dick we've seen in the videos, right? He worked at a smoke shop. He worked at. Yes. So, you got free weed bars. No, it. You had to pay. It's like a weed. Oh, right. Oh, that's cool. But I don't smoke. Okay. Right. Yeah. Just mushrooms. Oh, respect. Yeah. Yeah. And I, uh, I've never tried coke in my life. I don't believe that. No, I swear. Everything's a coke. When you started screaming in the intro, I was like, "Oh, he definitely did a line before this." No, but I've done everything. It's anything but coke. ABC. That's my rule. But back to you. Oh, the PR. I see you deflected. Why did you dump your guy after seven years? Seven years is a lot. That's a long one, actually. That's a lot. Like married him. Yeah. I agree. Lesser, right? Yes. Yes. We've been together since high school and I'm just ready to move out here and have high school. High school. So, did he take your virginity? No. Oh, okay. I had other boyfriends beforehand. Okay. How many boyfriends? Two. Okay. So, you have like three bodies then? I've had. Kind of. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. One hand. Oh, [ __ ] How many blowies? The same amount of people I do. You think I'm just going around getting. They say I have two bodies but they suck the whole school. As they should. Right. Go for it. And how many bodies would you say you have off camera? Cuz obviously you're a big famous porn star. Off camera. Yeah. Like in your personal life, how many guys have you [ __ ] No. Not. I know. You don't know? No. Like less than. I feel like it's less than 20. More than 20. Yes. Less than 50. But yes. And it's no like I'm not going to wild about a 100 guys in in 1 hour. Like stop. Stop. Oh [ __ ] stop. You calling out someone right now? No. No. I'm just like not for you. It's. No. No. No. It's. It's not okay. Why not? Cuz I think what I'm what I think about that it's a lot of the, you know, infections, bacterias, like to control that. Mhm. It's a lot. Yeah. [ __ ] When you. Yeah. But do you respect the hustle? Yeah. Yes. Okay. But, um, I don't know if because I'm older and I don't have the same age and maybe the new generations think different, maybe. I know I'm a porn star and all of that, like I'm not like virgin, but, uh, when you shoot porn, like, you know, when I was shooting porn, everything I think was super in control, like a lot of control, like you go to the lab, you have a, you know, a producer, director, they check your test and everything. And now I think it's a lot. Yes, it's getting crazy. It's getting crazy. Like for me that I'm a sex worker and like, you know, open-minded, whatever. I think it's a lot. It's. It's. It's something. It's something. I'll tell you her next stunt. I think we're all talking about the same person. What? There's two of them. There's two of them. And I'm. I'm. I love them both. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And they're very sweet girls. I've talked to Lily before. I love her. They're great. Yeah. Yes. No, they're. Luke. She had sex right in that chair, actually. Oh my god. With you? No. Oh, they're so sweet. They look so like. You think I'm just a dog, don't you? Is that what you think of me? I just think you have a good time. That's the thing. Am I wrong? No. Well, what about you now that you're single? You going to have a good time? I'm going to have a great time. So, are you going to start working with big talents like Girth Master? Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't know if I can do all that. Okay. So, should I? I. I mean, yeah. Really? I think you should. Maybe I'll give it a try. Like, who should be the first collab? Who's the. Oh, you do. You have any recommen? Okay. I would say Girthmaster, right? I will say that's like a really big jump. I will say Manuel, right? Who? Manuel Ferrara. I don't know who that is. He's a legendary guy. Is he? Okay, let's think about this. Not Dread. Okay. Why? Why not? Not right away. She's never done a scene before. Oh, like a regular scene or like a scene for your, uh, Only Fans? I've done like regular boy-girl tapes, but just like POV amateur style in my bedroom. Okay. Right. Never like an actual shoot. You're not even. What do you think? Who should be her first guy? Johnny or Kieran? Johnny Sins. Who's Kieran? Johnny. Yes. I don't see. I don't even. Can I be honest? I don't even watch porn. What do you watch? I just do it myself. Yeah. What do you watch? Do you film yourself? You watch yourself? No, I just film myself or I just do the real thing and I have sex. Are you a horny girl? I guess I'm a horny girl. What do you do? I just like. How often are you [ __ ] your guy? Uh, every day. Okay. So, like, I feel almost like bad asking you sex questions cuz you're so sweet. You think I'm just like an innocent little baby? Yeah. Yeah. I think everyone in the industry is sweet. I don't want to ask you the questions I ask every. Feel dirty. Yeah. Okay. For the first time ever, I don't want to ask you anything about sex. You mean like sweet girls often? I feel like everyone. I mean. Yeah, but they're horny. Oh, you don't. You just seem like a real angel. Thank you. Like I like. Have you given a job before? You're such a dick. I feel bad. Yes, I've before. Okay. Yeah. What's. What's the best way to make you come? Um, I like being fingered. Isn't it the you too, right? No. Oh, what do you like? I. I like like more like vibrations in the [ __ ] The Hitachi. Yeah. No, like so vibrators. Toys. Like and toys, but not like fingers. It's okay, but it's not like. Oh, I love it. I prefer. See, we would have bad chemistry cuz that's my trick in bed. I come from penetration. I don't like my clit being touched. I mean, I like it. Okay, there we go. She's talking sex now, Liam. Okay. I would rather be fingered in than eaten out any day of the week. Nice. Girls, what is the ideal size? Is 4 inches too small? Six to eight, right? Yes. Yeah. Six to eight. Uh-huh. Okay. I want to. What's yours? Mine is six and a half. Okay. We would get along great. You feel good, guys. She's flirting, Liam. I think you feel good. I think she is. I totally would. By the way, with a guy. Mhm. Well, you [ __ ] guys. No, no, no, no, no. This is a. No, but we're going to gay pride and Liam is my best friend and my angel and the first lady at Pillow Talk and I support. I'm a gay ally. Same. Yeah. Same. But I. But I look, this is what I say. I think I'm a gay person that's sexually attracted to girls and not guys cuz I'm weird. I'm weird. Would you flirt with a guy? I do. I flirt with guys. You flirt with me. Oh. But I can't get hard for a guy. I'm not. Have you tried? No. You want to try? Right. Liam tried to [ __ ] me at Coachella last year. Have you ever had a threesome with another guy? Yeah. I was less than. And my. And my dick was in my body and it worked. Oh no. My dick. I. I get. It was just shriveled up in there. You weren't gummy worm. Gummy worm. Have you done two guys? No. I've never had a threesome ever. Oh, wow. Not even two girls. Seven years with the guy. You didn't bring a girl in for him? No. That's kind of. He didn't want one. He didn't want one? No. Is he heartbroken as [ __ ] right now? Probably. Is he watching this? Like, [ __ ] [ __ ] Did he cry when you dumped him? No. Ryan. And you, too. You just got single, too. How are you doing, girl? You said you love your cat. You. Yeah, I love my cat. Yes. That's all you need. Yeah. I. I only need a cat. And I'm going to start doing more. I need to to do more like, um, sorry, I'm speak. I'm. I'm like in my head, everything is in a Spanish. So, hey, uh, let's speak in Spanish. I know some words. Dónde está el boyfriend? Where is the boyfriend? He's so. Do you understand that? Yeah. Yeah. He's so far away. He's so far away. Baño. No, what's that mean? I know some words. Um, I want. I'm going to, uh, retreat. Tantra retreat. No way. I don't know what. Okay, tell us about Tantra. I don't know too much about Tantra because I'm new. You're going to see that girl Sophie. What's. Someone please catch me up. I don't know what this is. Tantra is the art of coming with your mind. Yeah. You're going. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. It's also about the breathing. Yes. And, uh, also there is like a kind of type of, uh, Tantra massage. Oh, yes. Can you. It's on like the. Like rub your back and you come. How cool. You come like it says this is good [ __ ] last time sex without the penetration. Did I touch your vagina at all? No. No. Does that work? I. I don't know. I want to try it. Unbelievable. Can I come? So it's. I'm going to Bali in one week. So it's in Bali. So. So you. You what do you think about. What do they make you think about tonight? Autumn Ren. That's what is that you do? I don't know. I'm gonna try. Maybe you like it. Maybe not. But, um, so you want to have an orgasm with your mind. I don't want more penetrations right now. You're tired of the dick. Take a little dick break. So your wall is like squeeze and everything, like it's a full orgasm. It's not just like, ah, my mind feels good. I don't know. I want to try. Okay. Come back on the show after we just give it a shot right now. Yeah. Are you going to do like Ayahuasca and [ __ ] too? No. No. No. No. I can never do that one. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. And I'm. Okay. What did you do with with your life that you have to puke and [ __ ] for 13 hours to clear your demons? War. What did you do? I feel like the soldiers go to like puke up the war. Yeah. You see, that's fair. That's fair. But like everyone else, some friend of mine being like, "Oh, I'm doing an Ayahuasca journey." Like, "Hey, what did you do? You got bullied in high school or something?" No, I think they like they did something [ __ ] Like, did you kill someone? Yeah, they killed someone, right? And they can't sleep at night. You should call someone about that. Tell on them. There's one of my friends. You know her. Oh, she's done it six times in the last year. What? We'll bleep it out. Six Ayahuasca journeys in a year. You're supposed to do it once in your life. She's like very, uh, cool. She seems cool. I like her. I feel like I would like her. Yeah. Do you hate anyone? No. Do you have any beefs? No. Okay. No. Hey, let's talk about Coachella. Let's talk. So, I was talking to this girl. Yeah. You just give me some juicy tea. I didn't even mean to. Okay. So Ryan, I was in love with this girl. Uh, really in love? Well, I liked her a lot. Okay. You were going to date her? Well, I mean, we facetimed every day for 3 months. Did you go study with her? Wait, if we lived in the same city, probably back then. Did you know that she had a boyfriend? No. For those three months of the FaceTimes, she had. She was dating him the whole time. Dude, Jackson Dory told me. I don't know who that is. Jackson messaged me and said she has a [ __ ] boyfriend, bro. Okay. Well, you should. You could have texted. And I would be like, "Hey, Sha, do you have a fuck?" She would only FaceTime me from the car. Every day from the car. I'd be like, "Do you live in your car?" Haha. Oh, she's so great. You should give her another try. She would only call me to and from the gym. Oh. Cuz she lived with her [ __ ] boyfriend. Does she live with. Did she live with him or was she just dating him? And then she would post content with her boyfriend and and be like, "Okay, so you knew but you." And I'd say, "Hey, what's going on?" She goes, "Oh, old content. You had love blinders on." And that's okay. It happens. She sent me underwear, a a picture on her face and it said, "So it's mine." She mailed me underwear from Australia. Okay, that's hot. And then I sent her flowers. Oh. And then she. In love with her. She dude, she's dark. Have you like found anyone else since then or are you still torn up? Torn up. No way. Holy [ __ ] I'm so sorry for you. So listen to this. So at AVN, she had a boyfriend, too. I don't know. She's a new friend to me and I love her. Okay. So, we had the sex at AVN. Okay. Okay. And it was magical. Was it? It was very nice. I could see that from her. Yeah. Yeah. And she was cool. Yeah. You know, like she's funny. She's sweet. Yeah. Yeah. And then she went back to Australia. So, we kept staying on fa. What was it? AVN was January 27th all the way to April 16th. January, February, March, April. Four months of FaceTime every day. Damn. Sending each other gifts. Oh, wait. I'm sad. And then she flies to Coachella for me. And what happened? She brought her boyfriend to Coachella. Well, she supposed to stay at our content house. Maybe they had been broken up for a while and they just got back together after Coachella. I don't even know if they are together, but I just know he was there. And I didn't know that this was drama. Everyone in Australia told me she had a boyfriend and [ __ ] And you didn't listen. She's bad. Is she? No, she's good. I was a a mistress. Imagine you're the her boyfriend. I feel bad for him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're not a mistress. You're better than that. Thank you. Yeah. What's next on your schedule? What what are your plans? I don't even have any plans. I just wake up and I'm like, "What am I doing?" And you work every day? I try. Yeah. Yeah. I've got to do some customs when I get back. Oh, you do customs. What kind of customs? I've got some. All right, fancy. Strangest custom requests. Strangest? Oh, I don't get like crazy crazy ones, but the one on the top of my mind that I have to do today, this guy is really into. I think it's Spider-Man. I have to dress up like Gwen and say like, "It's your Gwen." Who's Gwen? Is this Spider-Man? Gwen? No, that's, uh. Wait, Gwen. Mary Jane? No. Who's Gwen? Like, it's your Gwen. I think that's X-Men. I don't know what you're doing, but I'm pretending to be her and I'm like, "It's your Gwen." And I off Mona's name. That's hot. It's not. It's nothing crazy. It's just the top of my head. Wow. Customs. Yes. A lot. Yeah, girl. Yeah. And. And what kind of [ __ ] do you have to do? Uh, the most. I love customs. The most people like, uh, to speak in Spanish, like say my name and please. They all want the name, right? They all want the names. Uh, the names. The names. The names. And speak in Spanish. You know, I've caught on to something though. What? Girls, they say the name at the very beginning or at the very end. They want the crop it out and then they resell that tape. Oh, that's not me. No, that's bad. Yeah, right. That's so lazy. So, if I order a custom, I say say my name. You buy customs. I have. How much money have you spent on a custom? Oo, good question. Good question. Uh-huh. Uh, I'll cap it at 500. Oh, mine are more than that, honestly. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. But I'm not cropping. Like, I'm putting the whole. Here's the thing. This is how I do it, though. I do it with a girl I I know and I'm talking to. Oh, as as part of my. You still pay her even though you're talking to her? For fun. Oh, that's hot, right? Yeah. That's a good time to be like, "Oh," she's like, "I'm working on customs." And then I'll just sell her 500 bucks and be like, "Throw throw it in for me." Yeah, that's a good one. And she does it. Yeah. Okay, that's good. And then I airdrop it to my laptop. Uh-huh. And then I send a video to them. Do you say her name in it? No, I mute myself cuz I hate my. I hate my sounds. Do you like calls like Zoom calls? I haven't done any calls yet. I did. That would have been cheating, right? No. No. No. Did you ever cheat? I've cheated before on a man. Oh, yeah. How about you? Never. Never. Venezuelans, right? No. Latinos, they they care for their men. Ooh, love that. Maybe. Yeah. No, like I prefer to stay alone. So, when I'm in a relationship, I take it like super serious. So, that's why, you know, you cheated on this guy, your ex here. Oh, guy before the other one. Uh-huh. You know, I feel like everyone cheats in their first relationship. Everyone has to cheat at least once to to see how it feels. And did you have you cheated in my first relationship only? Did you feel bad? Awful. See, the first time I cheated, I didn't feel bad. You know what that means? What does it mean? You're a terrible person. It means I just didn't care. The guy that I was dating was treating me poorly and then there was another guy. Well, did he cheat first and then you got him back? It was unconfirmed, but I knew that he was a dog, so it was just like, whatever. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah. That means you were in love. That's all. I was. You was what, like 17? Yeah, I was little. Okay. You want to hear my cheating story? I've never told. I'll tell you mine after you tell me. Okay. Do you have a cheating story? No. Let's go. I'll go cheating stories. I don't have. No. Okay. Check this out. When I was in Ottawa, Canada. Okay. Is that like the government area? Okay. I have a Canadian friend. Wow. Uh-huh. Who? Cormet. Yeah. Who would love her? I know Cor. I know her. She's from Ottawa. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Keep going. She has that boyfriend. I met them in Bali. Really? Yeah. Okay. We both went there drinking. Yeah, they're great. Okay. Yeah. Cormet. Cormet. She's hot. She's one of my besties. It was her birthday yesterday. Cormet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should text her. Okay. Okay. Be another mistress. Cor. I kind of tried in Bali. Really? A little. Yeah. Did she turn you down? Well, I had my girl there and she had her boyfriend there, but we went on double dates. You were ready to just like [ __ ] them both. I wanted to swap. Oh, I don't know if that would have worked out. Yeah. Anyways, keep going. Okay, so Bieber Purpose Tour comes to town. Okay, Justin Bieber. Yeah. So, this is years ago, 2016. Okay. Purpose Tour. I was like in middle school at this time. And how about this? How about I [ __ ] in like we after partied. I ended up hanging out with the Biebs that night. Yeah. Justin Bieber. Yeah. What? In Ottawa when I never met a celebrity in my life. Were you like famous or something? I was the big promoter in Ottawa. So, I was promoting what? Like clubs. Okay, cool. So, they were like, "Ryan, throw a party for an after party for Bieber's concert." Uh-huh. So I did and then I hung out with Bieber, which is so cool cuz never met a celebrity in my life and then I'm hanging out with Biebs' Purpose and then we [ __ ] a girl in like like me and Bieber. You and Justin Bieber, we took two girls back and he he was in one room with him. No, but we were in different rooms but at the same house but like I could hear Biebs [ __ ] what? Swear to God. True story. So that's when I cheated. Well, obviously you have to. And I told everyone the story. You're [ __ ] [ __ ] with Justin Bieber, right? And I told everyone the story. And then my girl heard it obviously. Yeah, you should have kept that one to yourself. But I had to brag about it, right? So that's it. That's a good one. I can't talk that one. Okay, tell me how you cheated. I've said I've told this story before, but I was dating this guy and he was one of those guys and he was like, "Oh, I'm going to be a professional football player," but he was going to like Jo, so I was just like, "This is a waste of my time." So I went to a party one night and my ex-boyfriend was there and. Oh, you cheated with your ex? I cheated with my ex-boyfriend. Yeah, that was rough. That hurts more, right? Lassera, I think so. Yeah. But cuz it's emotional, guys. The problem was I had a fresh spray tan on. So when I [ __ ] my ex-boyfriend, he my stomach and left like stains in my spray tan because I hadn't washed it off yet. So then when I woke up in the morning and everyone was there, you could see the white stains in my spray tan. So that's how I got caught. He got. He caught you from stains. Yeah. Wow. Oh my god. I know. Because it was a brand new spray tan. There was white spots right away. How does this guy to know what a tan on a spray tan looks like? And now our friend saw us go to his car and then we came back. Oh, and then he starts snooping around for evidence. No, he wasn't there. He was at Jo. So then the friend. Jo, junior college, like it's like the like level. I thought it was a Jewish thing for a sec. Yeah. I'm like, guys, y'all don't know what Jo is. I'm not from here. We're not from either. We're foreigners, guys. It's when you're like in sports and you're not ready to like be like at the SEC school playing football. So, okay. I'm just trying to make you understand. Anyway, so his friends found out. They saw the stains and they were like, "We're going to call him and tell him that you cheated unless you do." So, I just had to pick up. Who did that to you? The my ex-boyfriend's friends. Why would they blackmail you like that? Because they're rude. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then so I started dating my ex again and then I cheated on him with my other ex. Oh, you've cheated on both of them with each other. No, I cheat on him with a different one of my exes. Oh, wow. You know, here's the thing about when girls cheat, okay, I'll tell you is that when a guy's [ __ ] your girlfriend, okay, he [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her because he's in a [ __ ] that he doesn't belong in and he's thinking of the guy. So, no way. So, when people are [ __ ] my girl, my ex who cheated with 20 dudes, you think they were thinking about you? They're thinking about me. They're saying this is I'm [ __ ] Ryan's girl's [ __ ] right now. And they're [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her. Whereas I was dating her what? I don't know. Yes. That's how dudes think. Whereas is that what you did when you were [ __ ] When I when I [ __ ] a guy's girlfriend, I [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her. Because I'm thinking like it's like an animalistic kind of thing like, right? It's like a dominance territory thing, right? Guys [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of what's not theirs. But then when you when you're with your girl a couple years, you know, you start to have lazier sex. Yeah. So that's why it's [ __ ] up when girls cheat because you know you're giving that lazy dick to your girl and then this guy's giving her that everything dick. Well, that's why the boyfriends can't get boring and lazy. That's exactly right. Right. Guys have to keep [ __ ] your girl. Keep [ __ ] them good. Yeah. Yeah. Because every day. Exactly. Cuz when she's cheating on you, she's getting this. She's having a good time. Insane dick. Yeah. You have to keep up with so she doesn't go cheat. Exactly. But can I just say, can I just put this out there that even though I just shared two cheating stories, you're not. You're a good person. I'm a good person. I'm a good person. It was just. I don't have any story, but I. You can tell. One time I break up and like right away I [ __ ] with another person. That's okay. That's fair. That you know that's how it goes. Yeah. You're single. And I was in a relationship with a girl. So I was like, you dated chick? You date girls one time in my life. Yeah. How was that? Good. That was a good relationship, but I was like, "No, I'm. I know I'm no like 100% lesbian." And I was like, "Were you. I need a dick." I was like, "I need it." So I. Oh, I'm sorry. Would y'all put strap on? Oh, you're sorry to the ex in case she watches. No, I. Every girl. Hey, every girl says this. I think she. They crave the [ __ ] They crave the [ __ ] They crave the [ __ ] I think she know she was a real real lesbian. And so she didn't have any desire for. So if you got married, would you have been the bride or the groom? You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm trying to ask nicely. Which one knows. What's the polite way to ask that? Uh, fem or masc? What's the top or bottom for lesbians? I think that's masc. I wasn't masc. Masc like feminine or masculine? Oh, is that. Is that the correct verb? I don't want to ask Liam. No, no, Liam. What's the top bottom for lesbians? Oh, good question. I think it's still the same cuz the. I think the bad word is the word butch, right? No, but that's just like. But like that's not. Which one's Ellen? Which one's Porsche? I guess it would be lipstick. I guess it would be lipstick or butch. Lipstick. Yeah, like a lipstick lesbian. Like a the girly girl. Yeah, girly girl. Okay. Which one? That was girly girl. Okay. And you had like the the. Yeah, she was more, uh, masculine. Yes. I love two lipsticks. I don't want to offend anyone. What do you say? I don't want to offend anyone. You think they're going to get canceled? No. Lesbians are scary. Are they? I don't get along with lesbians. I don't have any lesbian friends. No one does. Yeah, they're their own little clique. Even the gays and lesbians aren't friends. I have. I've heard. Yeah, they don't get along at all. No. And it's at at the Abby, you there's like the lesbian section and it's like high school. It's like. Oh, it's like Crips and Blood [ __ ] No way. I [ __ ] with the gays and the lesbians. Everyone does. Love the gays. Love the gays. Love gays. Like I love a bisexual girl. That doesn't count. See, that's cool. It's the lesbians. They they hate straight people. Yeah. They hate girls that are straight. They hate guys that are straight. They hate guys that are gay. They're their own little thing. Yeah. And, uh, I'm. I feel like now we're going to go to war with them. The first time I [ __ ] a girl, I was so excited. I was like, "Oh my god, I hope that I'm by like this is going to be so great. Like I'm going to love this. I'm so straight." Oh, really? Yeah. You didn't. You didn't like. I just want dick. You tried to [ __ ] a girl once. Yeah. Who was the girl? I've done a few tapes with my girlfriends, but I'm like, uh, you were. Something's missing. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some, you know, something's missing. How was your [ __ ] eating game? Not good. No. I did it like once. Who'd you do it to? My best friend, Emily. Emily who? Emily Ray. Emily Ray. Do you know her? Laroo. Laroo. Okay. Emily Ray. I don't think I know her. I'll show you a picture. She's super cute. And. And you went down on and you were like, "Holy [ __ ] what the hell's going on?" Right. And I was just like, "I'm doing this. We're taking a video. This is so fun." But then afterwards I was like, never going to do that again. No offense to her. She's great. She has beautiful. I would imagine it's more fun. You've done both. More fun to give a. I start only with girls and I I get so bored. Like you're bored. Yeah. Like I want a guy, right? Creators, listen up. You're already killing it on socials, right? Fans, followers, likes, it's all love. You're on fire. But let me ask you this. Is your wallet feeling that love? If not, then check out Fans Revenue. And even if it is, check out Fans Revenue cuz that means you're about your business and you want to make more money. Whether you got fans on Instagram, TikTok, or even OnlyFans, it doesn't matter. You can turn your fans into revenue. Likes are cool, money is cooler. They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid. It's [ __ ] easy. So, hit up Fans Revenue and start cashing in. How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes? Fans Revenue all [ __ ] day. We love Fans Revenue. Let's get back to the show. You've been on Jerkmate before? Tell us about your calls. They get so nervous. I don't know why. Oh, they can't get hard. They get scared. No, they're like, "Oh, sometimes they just want to talk to me." That's nice. That's cute. Or like, "Oh, I'm feeling sad or whatever and you make me happy and oh god, oh therapy." Sometimes it's like therapy. You've got a dildo on your hand and they're like, "Sometimes it's therapy. My dad doesn't love me." It's like she's. Do you want me to [ __ ] myself or not? Sometimes it's like just talking. Yeah, just talking or, you know, oh, uh, rape my dick. Okay, easy. You know, and how big are the dicks when they want raining? They're never. No, sorry. Oh, they're like, they're like, uh, regular. Six? Yeah. What do you give a six like? You give it like an eight out of 10? 7.5. Why? That's. Come on. That's. I love a six. 7.5. Six and a half is great, right? No. You're a dog. WA and I don't like when people pay to like, you know, those costumes like say something really bad about me, talk [ __ ] I don't like it, but people pay for that. The small humiliation. Weirdest thing in the world. The [ __ ] is that? Do they send a picture? They want it live. They send a picture and it's micros. There have been some micros or the cages and then you're just like. What's a cage is? You don't know what a cage is? Where they lock it up and you can't get hard like you. You tease the man and they actually do that. They actually do that and it's really painful for them cuz all the blood is flowing but it can't grow. Why the [ __ ] would they do that? They have a kink for it. They stick their dick in a cage. You've never seen a dick crate? Never seen it. Oh, never heard of it. I don't know why I get a lot of them because it's not my personality. Like I. I. No, you're sweet. Right. So, it is like an alter ego thing that I just kind of play into when sometimes when I when I shoot the video, I say first like, this is a costume video cuz I don't know if. Okay. If they go out of the internet without because I'm saying like really bad things, right? So, I'm starting to think the whole world's lost their [ __ ] minds. Yeah. Men. Men and girls, too. What the [ __ ] are all these fetishes? But I think that everyone. I have a theory. I think that it's like an escape for them, but they might not act like that in everyday life. You know what I mean? Like they get. Have you ever seen Wolf of Wall Street and how he's like a normal kind of guy that candles, but then he has like those random nights, but then he really is like a normal guy with Naomi. Yeah. Kind of, right? I don't know. I'm just trying to make excuses for these people cuz they pay my bills. Shout out to the boys. Shout out to the boys. Hey, how about your DMs? Are they pretty crazy? Not really. Oh, guys are scared of you probably. No, not scared of me. When I go out in public, people come up to me all the time. Oh, you're popping. No, don't. I mean, maybe a little. Hey. Oh, you should probably take that mistake. What if that's Bri? It is Bri. No way. It's a. It's a different breed. It's a different breed. Sorry, guys. Wow. Where were we? Oh. Oh. Oh, your DMs. So, a lot of celebrities hitting you up. No, not really. No DMs. I mean, honestly, I don't even check my requested. I know. You never got back to me. You sent me an invitation to your party and that's it. No hello, no would love to see you. Just so you would have responded. I would have. What about with your boyfriend? I was in Florida single when you had your party. No way. Yeah. Oh, wow. What could have been? I went to a karaoke bar and said and then my friend, do you know Tiana? She came to your party. She sent me videos of like someone getting in the middle of the party. Do you have like like these like sex scenes during your parties every time? Like, do you do like orgies and [ __ ] No, no, no. They're not. I don't throw sex parties. Okay. That's what I thought it was. No, no, I don't. I. That's why you didn't come. No, I didn't know. But I found out afterwards. Why didn't you come? Because you. I didn't know you. You didn't say hello. It was just link. Yeah. Yeah. But we were so busy that week. I was like, [ __ ] I got to invite people, right? So, I just went link clink. A little bit more effort and I'll be there next time. Okay. Okay. I think she's flirting with me. People is shooting content there. People is shooting time like this with Glenny or. No, I love Glenny. Yeah. Would you [ __ ] Glenny? I don't think I [ __ ] Lenny. We're too close. Oh, okay. Yeah. People is shooting content there in the parties. They do. They just h they just end up doing it. Okay. Cuz I. I put all these porn people together and I. You create the environment. I create good atmospheres and people just feel like they want to. Why you don't shoot porn? Like I think you're obsessed about porn. So maybe you can like. No, but you like it. I do. I do. I do. Yeah, I do. You like it? Yeah. Have you ever made a porn with a girl? Like home home tapes? Yeah. Yeah. A. That's cute. Mhm. You know, I. I just can't trust girls anymore. Why? Why? Well, because my first girlfriend cheated with 20 dudes. 20? That'll do it, right? And then I start to like this girl, Shaa. I like that. You know, I go a year single and I start to like Sha. Shauna was the first girl and she had a boyfriend the whole time and was cheating on me or him at. She had two of us going at the same time. What the [ __ ] I'm broken. I'm damaged. No. You know, girls are crazy. We can fix you. Can you? Yeah. You seem like a nice girl. I maybe would take take you on a date. Oh, you would? I think I would. Where would you take me on a date? Dinner? I would take you to dinner. Okay. Get to know. Would you go on a date? Yeah, I would go on a date. Okay. Okay. What do you think? What do you think of this? Do you want to come? No. Oh, why is she always saying no? No. But I feel like you also you want to be free and go crazy this summer. I'm free and crazy. Right. Right. So, it would be. So, you know what? Just give me 6 months. Okay. Okay. We should do one just to see where it would go. Okay. And then we keep it in the back of our heads and then we can think about it for the next 6 months and see if we ever want to reunite, right? Okay. I like a little trial run. Okay. Like, I had a summer and no one beat you. Right. And you could be like, wow, there's two guys that beat you. Okay. Deal. How about that? It's a date. All right. Okay. This week. Okay. Okay. Before we lose the momentum. I'm here. Yeah, cuz it could be lost. By the way, four years doing the show, I've never asked a girl that on the show in my life. No way. I'm the first. Ryan, I'm like blushing. I don't know what to do. Cheers, boys. Cheers. Maybe. Maybe. What? We vlog it. Okay. You want to do that? Yeah. We're going to vlog. Well, it'll be a Pillow Talk episode. Oh, first date. First. Bring a reality camera team. Okay. Cute. All right. Let's do that. Okay. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about you, Lass, Serena. Mhm. Enough of the. See, look. Now I've become Young Gravy with her. Yes. You're like, "Enough of her." [ __ ] [ __ ] Let's talk about you. Okay. So, porn. You're not returning to mainstream. I don't know. You might. Oh, like, um, you never say never, you know, like. Okay. Before I start porn, I say I never am going to do porn. And. Oh, really? Yeah. And. Yeah. You know, a lot of people on your Instagram. What does that mean? What I say? That was hot. Do you know? I thought you just said a Doritos flavor. No, it's a joke on internet. Like you say you're never going to do something and we say like after three Doritos. Damn. And happens when you say that you're not going to do. Okay. You know what I mean? I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. It's not in English too. Something like that. I don't think so. You know there's certain slangs in certain languages like in French we say and when people are lying they make up a big story. Okay. They don't have that in English. So you know. You know French. Yeah. I'm English second language. Wow. You speak French first. That's so Canadian. Oh yeah. Yeah. Who you texting? My phone's going off. I'm put on do not disturb. Okay. So you who's calling you? Yeah. Canada. Yeah. Okay. Has your ex been hitting you up since? No. That was my best friend Emily. No, it was my other friend. My hometown friend. She's not an OnlyFans. You wouldn't know her. Oh, okay. She's like an accountant. Do you prefer hanging out with OF girls or or your normies? Yeah. I have like my three girlfriends that aren't OnlyFans and then the rest of them are porn girls. To feel like normal people. Yes. Exactly. You too, right? Yes. Hey, how come you never go to like the functions? You never had AVN? I. I. Yes. I won an AVN but it wasn't pandemic so I got my AVN. Congrats. Uh, what's it? Um, new. That's your starlet. Yeah, congrats. 2020, right? 2020. But good job. That's a huge award. Yeah, that's like peak porn, too. But was not AVN, you know, because they gave it on like Zoom, right? Yeah. Like, but whatever. Still work. It's still the W. Yeah, whatever. I. Okay, I stopped going to those. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but I've never seen you. No. Why? Like I stopped in 2022 was my last. You're over it? Yeah. I don't know. It's. You always get sick after that. A lot of flu. I've heard that. And like you go to the porn conventions. I've never been. No way. Yeah. You're going to be sick after. That's what I hear. Everyone is. Your boyfriend was really, uh, sheltering you, it seems. No, I just never. I just never went out. So now you're going to move to the to Beverly Hills. Oh, wow. Mhm. And you're going to. You might just take off, right? Yeah, that's the plan. I'm here, aren't I? Holy [ __ ] I'm doing all the things. Yeah. Now, our next segment for Pop Star Top Pops. Uh, wildest experience. You ever had a weird shot at night? Shot like on my face. That was a big vape, babe. Let's see what you got. Sorry. Yeah. Shot. You like. I love, but I prefer pies. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Not. Not you. Why not? Why not? That's s. No, not inside my body. Like, right. That's all those chemicals and germs and bacteria. Also, you can get pregnant, you know. True. So, I'm like, it's kind of [ __ ] a big deal. It's a. Yeah, it's quite the gamble. Yeah, you think about it. I'm on birth control. I'm in birth control, but I remember when I started shooting for my agency, uh, Spiegler, um, yeah, daddy speaks. He's like, he was like a dad, you know, for me. And he's like, "Try to don't, uh, do the pie." And he said that to me and I'm like, "Why do you say that?" I think it's for me. I think it's no like 100% safe. And if the person have something, you get it more quick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense actually. Okay, I get that. So, I'm like titties face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, bot, right? To be honest, I hate when porn though. Because all it is really is a guy just moaning really loud during missionary. That's hot. But it's hot when you do it with your boyfriend. Uh-huh. For a tape, you know, it's getting hot and heavy. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, it was freezing in here when I came in, so I asked.
him to turn the heat on. I know the lights, eh? That might be my fault. Let's talk about last Sarana, baby. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us, tell us some crazy [ __ ].
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. About something in my life or whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Tell us some crazy. You always have the best stories. You think? Yeah. Because you're blunt. You just say what the [ __ ] about you, right? Mhm. She, she calls it like it is. Okay. I don't drink too much, but uh, one time I was like dating a DJ and of course, DJs drink a lot. What? Which DJ? Which DJ? No. No. No. I'm not. We'll bleep it. No. No. No. But he's no like super famous. No. No. So he drinks a lot and I don't drink too much and I'm like, "Okay, I have to drink. I want to be like in the same uh vibe, right?" And uh, we're, you know, we're going. You do off, baby girl. I like, I love. Oh, off camera. Okay, that makes sense. Wow. I get that. Yeah.
Um, so that's rare. I was super drunk and uh, I just uh, fall asleep. Yeah. And it happens two times. Oh my god. With him. And I'm like, for real. It's just you fell asleep twice with this guy while he's [ __ ]? Yeah. Bas. That's insane. No, but it's because I was super drunk. No, it's not. Yes. It's because he has a micro penis. No, he has a really good, incredible dick. I don't believe you. No, no, no. It's perfect. I love. But I never drink too much. I've only had sober. You? You've? Yeah. [ __ ] I like. Yeah. Right. Really? Only if it's like not a massive [ __ ] dick. Yeah. Right. I have like five minutes with Dread. Oh [ __ ] You're crazy. What hurts more with Dread, the or the Holy [ __ ]? Would you shoot with Dread again or you one and done? I don't know, cuz you know, Dread told me recently he's like, girls like, every girl wants one scene with Dread, but he. I have three. Oh, there you go. Good for you. So I think I'm okay about Dre. Three scenes you've done. Yeah. Three is a lot. Three is a lot. You probably have some of the most ever. Three. I, I don't know many. You know, you know Tommy King. She has like 30 scenes with Dread. 30 something like that. And I'm like, wow, Tommy, you're a legend. You know. Wow. Yes. And her ass. Have you seen the Tommy ass? Would you like want to beat her at 31? No. Do you know what Dread is? He's the one with the big black. No. Yeah. 14 and 12 inches. No way. Yeah. Yeah. And the girth is even crazier. Okay. Is it good? It's insane. It's insane. Has someone taken the whole thing? I don't think so. No, you can't. You can't. The vagina ends. The vagina does end, doesn't it? Yeah. But apparently based on how horny a girl is. Uh-huh. It expands. Apparently. No, for sure. What is a vagina? Where does it go? And why? How does it get bigger? Are you genuinely asking? I think it goes up to your cervix. Okay. So, yeah. If Dread really pushed and pushed and pushed, what would happen? That's like organs [ __ ] up. No, he could. So, he could rearrange guts. She's the one that's [ __ ] him. Where? Where does it go? What happens? Um, I don't know. No, I feel like size queen, size queens can, because you can like see it move in their stomach and [ __ ] like it can make room if you train. Yeah. Have you ever seen the like size queens on Twitter and they're taking like like those like octopus tentacles? I love those. You do? I have like a smaller one. It has a small one. So, it does go eventually. I don't know. I've never tried, but it does for others. Oh god. I feel like you've got to be built different. I feel sick. Okay. [ __ ] Wow. Yeah. Okay, that's an interesting one. So, what's the craziest scene you've done, you think? Uh, craziest. I don't have too many crazy ones. Like, how many like tapes have you put out? Probably like 50. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. Boy, girl, like 20, girl, girl. And I want to know how many movies I done. I don't know. We should count. 700 on Pornhub. You have 700? No way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's a lot. Girl, you're working. It's a lot. How many? How many years did you work? Five. No. More. One. How many years did you film a week? Four. Like shooting like crazy. Crazy. Like only one year. No way. And you got this famous. Yeah. Wow. You're a legend. I mean, I think. So you have like five scenes, not 700. No. Like, but you did like 20 scenes a month, right? Spigler. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Only one year shooting a lot. Yeah. And then you quit and then you stopped. I stopped. No. Like I stopped like the amount. But you blew up fast. Eh, so fast. Yeah. Yeah. So, thank you. Don't you feel bad for girls that shoot like five years and no one's ever heard of them? Yeah. Like, kind of crazy. It's crazy. That's their choice. It's crazy. If, if they're not blowing up and they're still doing it, then like they're choosing to do it for not the success in my opinion. I feel bad for them. You know what happened always uh about porn uh was super um I go with the flow like I don't push anything. I just moved to Miami. From Miami to LA. Yeah. And I meet people from the industry. Penthouse. My first shoot was with Penthouse. Penthouse. You're a Penthouse girl. I am. Yeah, I am too. Penthouse pet. Penthouse pet 2021. And you? 2024. Let's go. I think it was March. What were you? Uh, it's a big deal, right? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. There's only 12 a year. Exactly. That's what I thought. I was like, "This is an honor." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you did like a cute little nude calendar. Yep. And I have the copy at my house. Oh, my maid found it. Did you sign them? No. Okay. What is this? What is this? Turkey. Okay. I asked. And then our last segment is everything 4:20. A wild night. So a night where you got real [ __ ] up. Real [ __ ] up. You last night 5:00 a.m. I want to know what you were up to. I was at the country bar. Yeah. But 5:00 a.m. It closed at 2. What were you doing? Does it? Yes. Yeah, it does. I was just saying lights on at 1:45. Actually, no, it is not. You don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah. Desert 5. I went to the bar with my friends and then we went back to my hotel room and we just hung out with the boys. Me and my girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah. Did you meet some guys? No. They weren't cute. There's no cute cowboys out there. No. Do you guys hate on you when you're out or are you too pretty? They're scared of you. No, actually. They always come up to me. That's what I was saying. I'm like, they never DM me, but they always come up to me in person. Uh-huh. Yeah. Maybe it's just my energy, right? And and are you flirty? Not really. Oh, yeah. And I'm not like, you're too cool for school. I'm way too cool for school. No, I'm kidding. There's nothing I can get out of them cuz I don't drink. So, I'm not like, I can't get a free drink out of it. Like if you want to talk and like get to know each other. Sure. Oh, cuz you don't drink, so what's the point? Exactly. Ah, sober girl doesn't flirt as much at the bar. No. Right. But I'll dance. What kind of dance? Line dancing. No, you [ __ ] don't. Yes, I did last night. I can show you some moves. Please. What's the song? You can play any song. Okay. Okay. Can you film this BTS in case the cameras don't catch it? Can you film it wide? Wait, I'm not good at it. I just learned it last night. You do. You have to do it with me. Play any country song. Do you know know country music? Any man of mine? There's the there's a line end song, isn't it? Nice. Anyway, next time you can go to what is it called? Saddle Ranch. Yeah, Desert 5. You can come. That's so rookie, eh? To come to LA and go to Saddle Ranch. Well, my girlfriend's like 10 years behind on that [ __ ] Hey, that's some desperate housewives [ __ ] Hey, Liam. Saddle Ranch. Liam, don't agree with him. Hey, your your parents, they're cool with everything. Yep. Nice. Yeah, they love me. And you're you're type family girl, right? Yes. Yeah. Very a southern girl. Come on. Yeah. Very nice. How about the Latina family? They love me. You're close with your mom, aren't you? Yeah. I mean, the thing, my mom is from Italy. Yeah. My dad from Cuba. And then you grew up in Venezuela. Yes. Love that. How did you end up in my family? It's no like Latina Latina family. Okay. Okay. When did you move to the States? It's more Italian. No, I mean, I have family in Italy, but it's like I was born in Venezuela. I grew up in Venezuela. I'm Venezuelan, of course, but uh, I don't have this, you know, my dad and my mom, they're really like nice about like you can do whatever you want. Nothing like, oh, you have to marry, you have you need kids in your life. No, never. They're like, you have to do whatever you want and makes you happy. [ __ ] right, man. That's what my parents say about me, too. [ __ ] yeah. Because my job is pretty [ __ ] insane, too. Shout out to our parents. Shout out to mom and look, there they are. Mom and dad, Tom and Manique. Oh, that's their actual picture. That's really cute. I love that. Any tattoos? Yeah, I have a few. I've got a Y for my dog, Yogi. I've got a rose next to my vagina. A rose next to your vagina? Yeah, I do. I've got Roman numerals under my boob and one on my back. Very nice. Yep. How about you? Uh, no. I just person here. Here, my [ __ ] like not in my wow. And yeah, the clip line. I have like a white line here. You see it? Oh yeah, this a tattoo cuz I don't like tattoos but in pandemic I I was in a party like tattoo party in Venice. And you got a white one. Yeah, cuz I'm white so I want I don't want like Right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want like my skin with you know marks. So yeah. Hey, the [ __ ] piercing. What day do you wake up and say like I'm going to go get a needle in my [ __ ]? Right. I kind of crazy. I love your balls. You have balls. Your nipples and I have one in my nipples. I got my nipples done before in college, but I took them out like six months ago. I love the nipple piercing. I can't go back. It's not my thing. I love piercings. And your booty is your booty, daddy? My booty is Yeah. Okay. Natural. Good. But I would love a BBL. I have a BBL. Ash shots. Ash. I like Ash shots more than BBL's. What are? Oh, like filler. Yeah. Okay. No, I'll look it up. Yeah. It's more bubble butt. Looks more natural. Yeah. Okay. Your booty's natural, right? BBL. Oh, it is. Good for you, girl. I guess it's. But it's natural. Like, it's you move things around fat. Your own fat. I don't have plastic in my butt. Yeah, in my tits. Okay. Right. Yeah. There. There it is. Mhm. Hey, girls. Hey, Ryan. This was a great episode. I had so much fun. Anything you guys want to say? Anything you want to share with the class? I just I'm so glad to be here. So, thank you for having me. Yeah. Did you have a good time? I had the best time. A. Did you have a good time? I really did. Okay, good. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. This was for having me again. I would love to have you on once a year. Okay. Can we do that? Oh, cute. Okay. Please. You too. Can I like come sit in the corner every time at least? Do you want to? Yeah. You're going to. Something's going to happen here. What? I don't know. I don't know if it's work or play, but something. Okay. Yeah. Something. We'll find out. So, we'll find out. Okay. Liam, we did it. Liam, we're done. What an episode. There we go. See you next week. [Music]