So your girlfriend's afraid of you cheating. Hm. I wonder why.

I would. I'm a good person. Who's... I don't know. He messaged her yesterday. "Yo, you trying to link when I'm around?"

What has he been on today? Tinder 15 minutes.

That is not true.

You call your girlfriend insecure? I think she actually had every reason to be insecure.

This is a shitty show. Want to play this game?

Yeah, I'll... I'll ruin your studio right now. I... I might want to message.

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My name is Michael. I'm 24 years old from Manchester, New Hampshire. And this is Financial Audit.

It certainly is. And you're certainly a big piece of [ __ ] dude. I'll be completely honest.

Let me say something. My, my mom is a fan of you. My mom's a fan of you, bro. She says you like to rip off Dave Ramsey.

You produced a big piece of [ __ ] of a son. Okay. And we're bigger than Dave, so we'll be fine.

I... You disagree. I mean, look at every podcast. Sorry. It's not a jerk off, but if if we're ripping off, then you... But here's the thing. You're a big piece of [ __ ] and everyone hates you. Listen, like YouTuber Penguin Zero would hate you. You're the guy that everyone hates.

Really?

Yes. Cuz you went to... Cuz you went to jail for being a prank YouTuber.

That makes me hateable.

Yes. You were the biggest piece of [ __ ] that it ruined YouTube. That ruined everything. You're a bad person.

People love me. Who loves you? Like 14-year-old dude.

Maybe not that young. Like, like...

Oh, come on. Who loves the...

I... I walk outside of my city, people yelling my name, beeping horns, yelling at me about walking my dog.

People know. Yeah, cuz they hate you. They beep at you cuz they hate you.

They love me. They love me.

About the look. The look. Look at your hair, dude.

Did you curls?

How old are you? You're copying like my generation's haircut is what you're copying with that. Like that's just not it.

24.

No, it's just curls. What's the haircut? I don't know. I think it's like comes off as if you're trying to be cool.

Broccoli top.

Are you trying to be cool?

No. It's actually just perfect for getting out of bed and putting some in my hair, but I appreciate you trying. You're doing very well. I know. I... I probably caught you off guard by calling you a piece of [ __ ] out of the gate, but that is because you...

I think the same about you. Prank YouTubers.

Okay. You wouldn't come on my show if you think I'm a piece of [ __ ]. I mean...

But prank YouTubers are the worst among us, man. And I'm glad you went to jail. I... Yes, I need to learn about how much you make, but I just wanted to start off by saying that.

Who says I'm a prank YouTuber? Where you getting what it is? I don't know. I looked over and that's kind of the only thing I had.

I mean...

Okay, you got arrested for content. I think you're a bad person. What content did you get arrested for, you pathetic worm?

I jumped off the Santa Monica Pier. I got away initially. Uh...

That's not even a prank. You're like killing yourself. I... I sur... I almost drowned, actually. It was kind of bad. The barnacles were like ripping on my hands and all stuff. I like basically asked this girl for her number. Um, and the how we were filming it was if I got rejected, I jumped. Um, but she gave me her number. So I'm like, "Okay, well, I'm jumping anyway." So I jumped off the pier. I started drowning. Um, finally made it to shore after like a while. Whole bunch of people up there filming me. I had my camera crew started fighting like performers who were like performing.

Fighting performers?

Yeah. I... I jumped during someone's performance. So, there like 200 people watching and I just used the crowd as my own...

Again, you're an [ __ ].

I... How am I an... I wasn't hurting anyone other than myself.

With it.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're an [ __ ].

I was only hurting myself. I wasn't like...

No, you hurt their performance. You're an [ __ ].

It... Okay. It wasn't the best performance out there. I'm going to be real. It...

Doesn't matter. You're probably put time, energy, effort into it. People were watching and you interrupted it cuz you're an [ __ ]. Because you think you're everything. You think you are the main character. You are that piece of [ __ ]. I am so done with people like you. I know I'm hitting this episode off strong, but it is because when I sat down and looked over at that and I was like, "Oh, I hate him. I already knew I hated you." Cuz you are the worst of humanity who goes out and uses the world and innocent people that did not consent to it for content. You're a bad piece of [ __ ] person. And I'm glad you got arrested.

You're glad I got arrested?

I just said I'm glad you got...

Do you know how long I was even in jail for?

No. Tell me.

A year. I did. A year.

A year?

Really?

I was looking at seven to 14. Yeah.

For what?

For... They deemed it a mental health crisis and got dropped down to a year. But yeah, I was looking at a lot more.

Gosh.

Yeah. It was actually... So, it wasn't just a pier. I had a whole bunch of charges before that. Um...

Oh, okay. Well, now it makes sense cuz I don't understand seven years for jumping off a pier. I'll be honest. That... that's where I was like, "Okay, maybe the criminal justice system is going too far." But okay, prior charges. So, yeah, you're a piece of [ __ ]. That's lining up. So, what are the other... a piece of [ __ ]?

Um, usually. Yeah.

Really?

Usually. Yes.

I'll be right. You couldn't survive in there. I'm going just be real.

No, that's why I don't do the illegal things that would get me in jail.

I...

Okay.

Might be a piece of [ __ ] and I'm an illegal piece of [ __ ].

Thanks for correcting that. Yep. Yep.

Yeah. But everything I do like with you is with a consenting adult. So, it's just like I...

I don't film kids. What are you applying with that consent?

They're not consenting.

Okay. Sometimes they see a camera.

Sometimes. Sometimes doesn't mean all the time.

If you see a camera in your face, you know that, okay, yeah, he's filming me. It's kind of...

If I walk outside a camera in someone's face, that means they consent.

Yeah. I mean, what?

Consent is a pretty simple concept.

Oh, you're an animal.

No, I'm going be real, though. If... if I point a camera at you, you don't like it, just turn around. It's not that difficult.

So, what was your... what was your previous charges then, piece of [ __ ]?

It was a... Okay. Burglary. And um...

Was it?

Yeah.

Yeah. You're a good guy.

It was a... Yeah. What a good guy.

No. And the other felony was a fleeing with a deadly weapon, which they... It wasn't even a weapon. They said, "Was this for content?"

This was off camera. Yeah, this was not... This was off camera.

Oh, so, yeah. Um, yes. When you went to jail for that stuff, yes, you're a piece of [ __ ]. And the other people that went to jail for that [ __ ]. Yeah. You're a piece of [ __ ]. And they're pieces of [ __ ]. Like, I don't know what to tell you. I think I'm at least like a cool piece of [ __ ], right? Like...

No. PE... People like me for the most part. I mean, everyone has opinions, but you know...

Really, do they? Cuz you're literally just putting cameras in people's faces. Like, and you think they like you.

They like the attent. Dude, when I'm filming, I... I build a crowd. People start following us around place to place. Like, people enjoy this stuff. It's a different age. You're old. I'm going to be real, bro. What you like 40?

40ish.

Uhhuh. Yeah. Well done.

Very good.

Still can't... still got a patchy beard going on, too, though. Which is...

I do got a patchy beard. That is true. But you know why I do? What? Cuz if I don't, I got the double chin that just flops.

I respect that, I guess. Maybe.

Uhhuh.

A little bit.

Okay. What's the channel? We're going to bleep it cuz I don't believe in clout on this show.

Yeah, it's uh the one where everyone's out there cheering you on. Is it with the 2,760 subscribers?

I mean, YouTube isn't really YouTube. I post and do my thing.

Oh, okay. So, where do people know you from?

Uh, I would say like Instagram. name. I got the most views, I would say.

Who? Same username.

Yeah, same same thing. Yep. Yep. I got like 400K on TikTok. Lost the password though. But...

Followers don't really mean anything.

No, they don't. Especially for you with your followers. It don't really correlate very much.

What does that mean? What does it mean for you in the world this week?

Yeah. And let me tell you something. What you're doing right now, pull up my views on my reels on Instagram. compared to your views with a million followers. And tell me I'm not just as close to you.

No, you're not. Because the reality is the vast majority of your reels get 30 to 20,000.

I average about 50k views.

Okay, that's pathetic.

What do you average? Half a million. I'm...

About a million. But even... No, it's not. Sorry. It's not pathetic. But if you're comparing it to the million, like again, I don't really sit here and jack off on how well we're doing. But if you come in here and you start pretending like like...

That we're not doing well and that you with 20 to 50 is doing well. You're doing your thing. You're doing your thing. I guess you could call it that.

Third largest podcast in the world.

And who actually cares about finance? People watch this.

Okay. Third largest podcast in the world of finances.

No. Well, all podcast.

Okay. So, let me tell you this. People watched medius. It was Rogan and it was us. Again, this isn't a brag. I don't even talk about this [ __ ]. I posted a thank you online. Yes.

Keep sucking Rogan's dick. Yep. I know. I get it.

Huh?

You love Rogan, don't you? You want to get that second spot?

You never mention his name on this.

You just did. You just said...

Until now cuz I was giving you the rankings. Your... How does your brain work?

Your ego is so big that you have the rankings memorized. Do you check this like nightly or...

Uh weekly. But it's more so for ad rates for what?

So let me tell you, people watch you for people like me. They don't watch it for you. No one likes you. They watch it for the...

You say that, but then about a hundred different people tried to create the same show and they all failed.

Maybe because they didn't get enough guests like me on it. I don't know.

They certainly did. I don't know.

I mean, I do because we do competitive research.

Competitive research? Are you a nerd? Did you get bullied in high school?

No, I unfortunately was.

Yeah, you did.

No, I unfortunately was the verbal bully. That's why I'm so good at it on this show.

No, you're okay with it, I guess.

Okay.

You didn't answer my question. Do you get bullied in high school a lot?

No.

No. You have friends?

Yes.

I just can't find that believable.

Okay.

You just seem like an [ __ ]. Everything about you.

Yes, I'm an [ __ ].

Very unlikable person. Okay. Very good.

Like...

I don't know what you're accomplishing here. What... What are you doing? What are you trying to get?

Oh, I'm... What I'm trying to say...

Because your entire point here when you're trying to metric your success is that your view to follower ratio is similar. No. But okay. So then you go off on a tangent. Okay. I'm an [ __ ]. Okay. Asking about my high school.

I make a living off of making videos. Is that not success? Is that not success?

How these views don't equal living?

Brands will pay. So like for example...

So there it is. So that would be make a living which would be my followup question which by the way you follow me I don't follow you. Who's doing better?

You follow me.

I said you follow me. I don't follow you.

I do not follow you.

I would never follow you. I'm going to be real with you.

Blake his name. Black out his name. But it says follow back.

Yeah, that's a misclick. I don't know.

Yeah. Okay guy.

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't like... I don't like financial stuff to be real with you.

Taylor.

Why do you have to compare yourself to other people so much? Actually, it's a comparison that I captured. People try to use it to weaponize against me. I just chose to use not good enough if you have to keep comparing yourself to these other people on preodcast. But you're...

Say I'm just like Dave Ramsey. I'm just like this guy.

I didn't say that. You said that.

I... You think when you say something...

That means I said it.

Uh, you said that.

I did not say run it back. This is recorded. We're good. All right. Get to the financial. Get to the financial stuff. Let's...

Let's get to the show, dude. Like...

That says, "I'm figuring out what you do for a living. You say you're an influencer." I would say barely.

Um, and you get arrested for it because you deserve to be arrested and I'm ashamed that you made it to the beach. But...

What do you make?

I make about like 8 to 10k a month, I would say.

How?

I got my ways.

What are the ways?

They come in from like many places. Like...

How many of them are legal?

Well, you assuming I sell drugs like...

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. You're the one that went to jail, not me. I don't sell drugs. No. Um, no. No, not not anymore. Um...

Not anymore. And also, you're on probation, so you probably want to tell us if you do.

Yeah, I'm on probation.

Probation guy. How long's your probation?

Um, it's another like 3 years left to it.

So, a little little bit of time. And my license is suspended, too. I got like four years on that. I was in jail for that appointment. I had to like go in for the court thing, and they didn't bring me. And so, they just gave me the max.

One more thing. If he does one more thing, lock him up forever because never change.

Forever.

Yes. Because it's people like you that continue to repre... repeat crimes in this country.

Yes.

Repeat. I don't... I haven't committed any crime in a while. I spent a year in jail. Didn't commit any crimes there.

Yeah.

And that's how that works usually. Yeah.

I mean, I could have.

You could have, but yes. I mean, it is. We society was protected from you because we locked you away. Yes. But now that you're back, if you do it again...

Society's very thankful I'm back. Let me just say that.

Uh, sure. 3,000 people. Yeah.

It'll be up there.

Maybe. I... I mean, I wish you success, but not success on the behalf of other people that didn't consent to be in your content. That's why this show is fun. It's cuz people consent to be in the content. If I was doing this on the street and just ambushing people and they didn't consent to it, that wouldn't be very fun. That's abusive and bad.

I... I think I like watching that better than the show you're doing now. I'll be honest.

You can go watch that. That's fine. The metrics disprove that. But either way, that's not what matters. I'm saying what you're doing is unethical and disgusting.

Unethical and disgusting is crazy.

Yes.

How?

You are putting cameras in people's faces and not getting consent for it and pranking them and making prank content and it's bad.

So, what did you do before the show? You didn't make other content. You just went straight to a podcast. That was your dream. This is your dream.

Correct.

This is your dream.

Correct.

That was just... What's your point?

It's kind of sad, bro.

Oh, no. Millions of dollars in a nice house. That's horrible.

Yeah. I mean, I'm... I bet I'm way happier than you and I have...

Maybe. No, no, no. It is... It is true. The most and degenerate the people, the happier they do tend to be. It is true. When you're successful, you really uh measure things very well. When you're a budgeter, when you're, you know, actually making sacrifices for the future, you actually start thinking about things like that. And it... it actually does suck. It kind of weighs you down. That is true. I was probably happier when I was a financial mess. 100%.

You're a millionaire. Sellout.

Sellout.

Yeah, your major sellout. Major your whole your whole character. Oh, your character. Your posting. I haven't... Okay, sure. I'll admit like I followed you for a day cuz I'm going to see who I'm going to talk to, right? But...

The goal posts are pushing.

You try to get kids to buy credit cards.

What?

Yeah, bro. Yeah.

Why did I do that? You were assigning a lot of things to me that I've never done. You... You encourage people to actually probably ruin their life and go in debt by...

What?

Is what I... I...

What... What is... I'm not going to say I'm like a financial expert, but I feel like I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at like reasoning.

Okay.

And...

You've not proven that yet in 15 minutes, but continue.

My reasoning is telling me that like you uh ain't no... I don't know where I was going with that.

I ain't now. I ain't now. You heard it here first. Okay, good. Very good. So, how am I a sellout?

Because you... What? How many? What's on this table? All these sponsorships they're paying you.

First of all, this is our product and this... we have our products with them.

Yes.

Sure. By yourself. You did that?

Well, me and my team.

Well, your product is more known than you, and that's kind of sad.

I wish actually. That would be a lot better.

I feel like I've heard of dollar wise before. I heard of Caleb.

Maybe. And that would be great. That would actually be your real name. W.

You got like a porn star name. Caleb Hammer.

Trying so hard right now, man.

Caleb Hammer.

You are trying so hard to stop. If you're going to accuse me of a sellout, please tell me. Cuz so far we have two things that have... We have our own very own product.

Yeah, you got...

An iPad. That's not a sponsorship.

You post with credit cards trying to get... Yes, I see posts of you saying, "Yo, buy this credit card. It'll change your life." No, that's... is not a thing we... what I've seen that.

Is there like some AI Caleb out there that I don't know about?

I don't... No, I don't think so.

Now, we have a credit card applier that matches people with good credit cards for their situations. Only if they are credit card people, of which I've never promoted in a video until you gave me this opportunity right now. For what it's worth, for what it's worth. Again, it is qualified only if you're a credit card person. Cuz I actually do love credit cards. I use credit cards.

Of course, you're a millionaire. Like...

No, no, no. Before that.

But you've never been in debt, have you?

You know what it feels like?

Okay, this guy's... So, he assigns things to me that are not me and then he says I'm not things that I want. Like, what the are we doing? Okay, I'm going to move on from that cuz clearly you don't know what the you're talking about. And that is a waste of time. So $10,000 a month. What's the income sources? Please break it down for me cuz that is important for the rest of our life. You've said one thing. One thing that is true.

What?

Maybe you're happier.

Maybe you are. Cuz sometimes the more successful and the more in tune you are with your own successful. I'm not going to lie.

Okay. Well, that would be a lie. But you... you think it actually might not...

Compare to the average person.

Yeah. The average person doesn't go to jail for a year. But pause for a second. Um, the point stands. It is usually the people that are doing the worst who are the most ignorant. Ignorance is bliss. That is true. I will give you that. But that's the one thing in 17 minutes of what you have trying to thrown out that is maybe correct. But 10,000 hours a month. Break down those sources.

Yeah. Okay. So a lot of it's coming from like brand deals. So for example, they'll send me like a product or something like that. I film what...

What... You can do that with your probation?

Yes. I have a... I have a card. I can smoke.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I... It was easy, too. I just said my back hurt and I got it. It was like nice.

Um, I hate this country.

Comes from...

I love this country, but there's a lot of...

It comes from that. Like, I get like a$100 to $200 per video doing that. So, I try to do those every so often. Um, what rest of the 10K is, um, you know, it comes... comes and goes where, you know.

Okay. So, you have no idea.

I... So, Snapchat's a little bit. Every once in a while I get a check from Snapchat. I made 8K.

That's going to be going down substantially. Snap is cutting that heavily.

I... They already have been. Yeah.

Then you'll be on Snap.

No. Okay. That's crazy.

That was a finance joke for you. Yeah. On the finance show.

It went right over my head. Be real with you.

I'm more of like a hustle. I just do what I can to get money every day. It's like and I like it. I wake up every day legal and moral. I agree. I vibe with you on that. But unfortunately, what you're doing is often times not moral and many of it was legal.

Moral. It's moral.

It is not moral to unconsensually film people on the street for your financial gain.

That is not... I've never had a bad. Okay, so for example...

You wouldn't know. I... I... Okay, so let me... Tell me if this is moral. I... I did a video. I made a whole bunch of sandwiches, right? And I was giving them out to the homeless.

Very nice.

No, not moral.

Cuz you're using the homeless for your own financial gain.

No, I'm really not.

If you did that and didn't film it, I would give it to you. Dude, then should I do the donations I do? I don't really volunteer. Don't really have time. But if I did more volunteer work, I wouldn't be filming it. I don't film me making donations. I don't do that.

I DON'T EVEN TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THAT. I DON'T DO THAT because it's not for moral masters.

And you'll be an unlikable guy for the rest of your life because of that.

Well, first of all, come on. Let's just... Can we be honest? I... I don't ego stroke out the show. I don't... I cuz I don't care. I... I just have fun. But the thing is, they wouldn't be watching. They wouldn't be watching if they didn't like it.

Watch for you.

Okay. Which is why no one's been able to do this show successfully that have tried. Listen. Oh my god.

Ego. You got the biggest ego ever.

This kind of mind readading is a psychological defense mechanism called projection.

No, I'm responding to what you say. I never stroke my ego on this show.

Never.

Okay. That's all you do. Got plaque hanging behind you.

That's decor.

And it's also 100,000. It's not even the gold one. Dude, at least I'm able to pay my employees. How much you paying yours, buddy? You have not been following our content.

I don't.

They make a lot of money.

I don't think anyone my age watches this. Maybe like...

Okay. Well, that's not true. Your age is a quarter of the watching.

Yeah. And the rest trickle from Dave Ramsey.

No, Dave's actually not even one of our most...

He's your biggest, I bet. Right.

Competitor. Sure. He's not really even close to us in the numbers anymore, but I guess if you want to call him that. Yeah.

Okay.

I love Dave. But if you're going if he's going to say this, I mean, I'm just going to say it right again. It's like I'm only responding to him. I... I would never come out here and just say this [ __ ].

So, what's your point?

You're really is a podcast, but you're not really good at podcasting.

How? I'm always trying to stay on topic, but you just fly everywhere.

You're talking to me. You're... I got ADHD. Like, kind of bad.

A little bit.

Not that bad.

Okay. Probably more excuses to get more pills and drugs legally that doesn't go...

Stopped taking my meds like right like a couple weeks ago.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

It's working really well. So, the income that's still what I care about for what it's worth.

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No, I did for two. Uh, my buddy got me a job for two days. I quit. I have...

You didn't get paid $4,000 for...

I haven't worked a job in like 5 years now.

You don't get paid 4,000 hours for two days.

Snapchat?

No, it's pay... It's payroll. Oh, okay. Maybe maybe it came in through Snapchat and maybe the accountant just uh marked it as payroll. Um, I mean, I'll have to see in the accounts. Okay. So, maybe $4,000. So, I maybe I'll consider you like a $5,000 median.

Can we say that?

You say 10. So, 10's probably a high month, but then you have low months, right?

Yeah. There's some months where it's like almost nothing. Yeah.

So, yeah.

Okay. So, we can call it five average. So, you're going to have to live off of five and store some aside for the slow months.

That's what's going to have to be record.

I don't really have to store anything.

Then what do you do in the low months? Go steal something. Okay, that's that's... I... I have people that help me out. People that...

Okay, so that's pathetic then. You can... You're not selling...

No, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. People that are invested in my future. They... They know I'm going to be something one day.

Wait, you said you... you pay your employees? If people are paying you, how are you paying your employees?

I only got one right now. I got one employee.

Employee? Yeah.

What's this employee? Tell me.

He uh his job is basically like um basically he's like my helper. He just kind of helps me uh and be my friend pretty much and hangs out with me and we just uh film together and he's an employee. I don't... I don't pay him money.

You are not going to your way into being the next Togey.

I don't want to be Togei.

What?

You're saying what? I don't want to be Togei.

You make insane content. You treat your employee the same and you're... you are him.

Just unsuccessful.

Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it then.

Just unsuccessful.

Same drugs. Same. Probably should have gone to jail. Same...

Incidents.

Togi's never been in jail.

I bet he went. I... He's been... Everyone a lot more people have been think have been to jail than than you really know. More people than...

Sure. But not the majority.

I would say half. I...

I don't think half of America has been to jail.

I say like more than you think. You're just living...

More than I think. Yes.

You live with all your buddies and you go and read books on the weekends and like...

What the... So are we literally...

Plant some flowers and that's your fun, bro. It's different. It's a different life, dude.

What is this flower thing?

I planted a flower study money.

Okay. Are we really critiquing me for being like... are you even relatively intelligent...

To what you... qualifications I need to do to do a money school? I didn't go to money school. I'm sorry. I didn't apply to money school. I can apply to money school after this. Can you find me money school? I mean like what money school about to do this? Well, what makes you even able to do this?

What school is there to do this to say, "Hey, don't spend more than you make."

So, there's really no need for you. You're basically just admitted it yourself.

Kind of. Except, well, people change their lives coming on the show. And the average American only has like $400.

Change their lives by watching what I do.

Yeah.

Yeah. They become cooler, have more friends, maybe.

Huh? They'll have more friend. Do you have friends? Oh my gosh. Why do I allow you to suck me down into rebels? I got to stop allowing this. Oh, chat. I'm too... I'm too easy.

I'm going to be real. I'm running this show right now. This is my show.

You are? Cuz I'm too easy. I'm too easy.

No, this is easy. I feel like I could do what you're doing.

Then why don't you?

I'm going to.

Why do people say that and then they can't?

I'll start my own financial audit.

Waiting for it.

I'll be there. Watch.

You want to be my first guest?

Okay. Sure.

Sure. Bet. Sure.

No. Let's talk. Yeah. Bet. Bet.

That sounds good. I'm not even going to lie. That's clean.

Yeah. That was bleeped.

That sounds good.

That was bleeped. No one will ever know who you are, you know. Like people, there's AI. You can undo a bleep nowadays.

No, we like cut the audio. We cut the audio.

You don't just put a bleep over the audio. You cut the audio.

Yes. Safer.

I just said it enough. You... You'll mess up on one of them, right?

That or I'll kick you off. Um, okay. So, 5,000 hours median. So, you say you... Well, so how do you how do you pay this employee?

I need to know how you pay cuz now this person's... This is the point I was trying to make to to which I'll try to make to you. Now this person has sacrificed other opportunities and you are...

Yeah.

I pay him.

Yeah. His life in his hands.

So basically his payment is...

3% of US adults have ever been to prison, state or federal, in the United States or jail.

3%.

We're on a whole another topic right now.

Uh-huh. But just facting you continue.

Oh, thank you. Um, yeah, basically I pay him with like so brand deals send me stuff. I'll give him I have like a... a limited bongs like a limited weed product. So, I give him those. Um, he comes on trips with me.

That's not paying. So, you don't pay him. He doesn't have a salary.

No, every once in a while I give him some money.

What? Every once in a while you get... Okay. So, how does he pay his bills?

He um he has a another job he does for that.

Ah, okay. Yeah. Oh, this guy needs to leave you. You are going to tear him down. How long have you been out of jail now?

I've been out for maybe like eight... eight months, I think. Eight months now. A while. Haven't gone back yet.

Yeah. Yeah, it's the key word obviously. So, how are you funding these months that you are not making money, which again, you need to pay for him. He needs to make a living. But...

So I... I consider it like almost like to talk your your terms, right? Like...

I got like a financial team...

That kind of assists me with making content and videos and living my lifestyle pretty much.

Okay. His team's his girlfriend, by the way. That's the note that I have. If your girlfriend funds your life cuz you're a pathetic [ __ ].

Okay, maybe she funds it cuz she believes in me and knows I'm going to be shy.

Let me see what she looks like.

She has to be desperate. She's the nastiest [ __ ]. There... There's no reason. I have no pictures online with her.

Okay. Well, you can look at her Instagram or Facebook or Twitter. Right. Right. Good looks.

Yeah.

Listen, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I call it as I see it. The dude is a generally good-looking guy. So, I understand why like people would want to, you know, sleep with him as like a woman, but who the would attach themselves to him long term? I need to see more pictures. No, that's...

I don't even follow her. Um, let me...

He doesn't.

No, I don't follow her.

Well, maybe she's not.

She's cool. She's a...

No, she has your letter and heart in her bio.

Yep, she does.

Okay. When she accepts your follow request from her boyfriend. Let me see.

Yeah, she should do it soon. I hope. I mean...

What is wrong with you? You are a crazy person.

So, she believes in you. So, she helps pay the bills. You guys live together?

Yeah, we do.

Yep.

How long have you guys been together?

3 years. Wow.

So, when you were in jail, she was just like... Yeah.

What the is wrong with this?

Yeah, dude. She was fun me in jail. I had money in jail. I was living good, too.

What is her job? I need to call her. She's a um she's a basically like uh...

She's not here, is she?

Oh, damn.

I don't know what it's called, but basically she's like works with old people. Like she has to like wipe their ass. Like she drives a bus sometimes.

So she's not making that much money most likely. And she has to fund your entire life. Does she live with you?

Yeah.

You live together. You live with her.

She does. Employee live with her.

No. Like what? Why would my employee live with my...

No, live with you.

No, he doesn't live with me. He lives with his like mom, I think.

Okay, there we go. That makes more sense. Because again, you're not giving them any money and when you do, it's nothing. You're just giving them bonks cuz you guys are low life losers.

You don't smoke?

No. It gives me anxiety.

Maybe.

Is that okay with you?

Well, you want me to tell you why? It's cuz you're not really that good of a person and that's what happens. Like mythological. Is that how that works?

Yeah.

I just... I... I get anxious. I'm an anxious little boy. Is that okay?

I mean...

Is that okay with you? Is that acceptable? Does that meet your little check mark list?

I don't care what you do. It's on you.

You clearly do because you're criticizing falsely everything everything in the show so far.

Okay.

But you haven't been able to bring up one reality...

That you're unlikable. I think that's...

Maybe that's... I mean, that's to the eyes to the beholder, right? Like that's that's for the individual.

Yeah.

Obviously people watch.

Obviously people do like I with the with the thousands of people that I've met and have taken pictures with. Yes. No. People like I don't ego stroke. I never ego stroke.

Financial guy. They don't know you.

Never. Do I ever talk about this stuff? No, I don't. THANK YOU. AH, YOU'RE like making me talk about it. It feels weird. I don't like it. And it... it comes across weird on camera. People are going to think I'm like bragging. I don't give a [ __ ].

It's okay. I'll help.

In fact, I'd rather people not say. No, it's okay. You can say hi to me if you see me. It's just like usually I'm just like on the mission to somewhere.

Yeah, you can say hi to me too if you see me.

Shoot him...

In Minecraft. Um, but what confuses me, I'm going to be completely honest, is in your pre-in with Colton, it's like you were telling Colton that you think she might be a gold digger, which is deeply concerning because she funds your lifestyle and it's the only reason you have a place to live. I'm being honest because maybe she believes one day he'll become rich and famous and then she's going to reap all the rewards from it.

Yeah.

Yeah. Is that a question?

Yeah. Give me your thoughts on that cuz that's what you told me. I mean, I... I wouldn't... I don't know for sure. I wouldn't say she's like a gold digger. I think that she sees that I'm going to be successful one day and I'm going to make it and she wants to be along for the ride. I give her a good life, dude. Like, she's was been able to meet people she never would have been able to meet. Go places...

People with more followers than you, dude.

Who?

You know, that's my boy. I tattooed him. He got like 1.8 million. More than you.

No, I have more than that.

I'm not talking about subs on Instagram. Instagram.

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. More you...

I guess I got one on Instagram. I don't really use it.

What do you mean you don't use it?

My team uses it. No, that is true. They post shorts. That's fair. One a day.

I have people.

I don't have to do every manual.

My employees here with me. He's holding my stuff for me. He uh...

He's here.

Yeah, he's here.

Oh, go bring this pathetic worm to me, please.

No, no, no, no, no. I need to see the... I'll talk to him more in the post show, but I just need to even see how this creature looks like. He must be the most disgusting music I've ever met.

He's a good guy.

Um, okay. So, okay, good. You tatted someone with followers. That again, we established followers.

Tattoo myself, too. I did all my tattoos.

I could tell. Okay. They're not... Are they that bad?

No, it's just a little messy and kind of just like weird. This is not...

I did... I'm a... I did this on like one weekend. Like...

No. Again, we can tell. You don't have to tell us. We know this.

Okay. So, again, gold digger. How is she gold digging? I don't really understand that.

Now, you can't really gold dig if there's no gold.

You're saying it's a future gold digger is what you're afraid of. Here's the actual thing that is kind of crazy. She didn't... Do you know why she didn't want to come? Did she tell you? She told Colton. Why?

She did tell him. Um, I... My theory was that she uh didn't want... Like it's the internet, bro. Internet's mean. There's a lot of viewers, a lot of...

That's not what she told Colton.

What did she tell Colton?

She said, "And we're not going to... You'll never... I'm never going to tell you who this person is that's sitting across from me. He doesn't even have that many followers anyway." Her. But either way...

Um, she's afraid that the show is going to make him more popular and if he becomes famous enough, she'll leave him. She's actually afraid of that. So she's right now.

Jailed boyfriend who is pathetic and provides nothing to the household. She's afraid she'll leave him. He's again, he's a good-looking dude, but other than that, I don't understand. Don't understand.

This is my top employee right here, actually.

Oh my.

Come get over here. Get over.

What is this? No, I'm not touching you.

Don't... Don't do that. You're not on his side, bro. Come over here.

Hey, I'm just a nice person.

Don't mind. Okay, get on your knees like a...

Good boy. >> Okay, how you doing? Pimple patch. I appreciate it. I got one up here, too.

>> Okay. No one can hear you. You're not talking into a mic. Um, I need to know. Uh, does what do you do for him and how much does he pay you?

>> Um, basically I get this kid to and fro. Um.

>> Huh?

>> To and fro wherever we go, you know.

>> Oh, okay.

>> So, um, whatever he needs done, I get him there. He obviously can't drive himself, so somebody's got to do it.

>> Mhm. You know,

>> he does a lot for me, bro. He's a hard worker.

>> Shut the up.

>> I mix all of his music, you know. I do

>> Oh, he does music, too. Oh, man.

>> I mean, I do a lot, man.

>> No, keep going, please. Yes.

>> Um, yeah. So, I'll bring him around, film for him, you know, come up with some ideas.

>> He doesn't know much about mics and that.

>> That's not true. I I compete with him, you know, a little bit. He tries to be, you know, he tries to act like he knows everything about me. He doesn't, but you know, I do what I can.

>> And what do you get in return?

>> Um, I get to be, you know, involved. I get to do my own thing. And he pays me.

>> How much? How,

>> you know, how many people would love to be involved?

>> It's not just about money. You know, I don't do everything for money.

>> Let's talk about the money. How much do you get paid and how frequently?

>> I don't think I've received any money actually.

>> And you lied to me. You said you give him money.

>> I've given you money, bro. You're here right now. How did you get here?

>> That's not money. You brought

>> I paid for myself. Actually, you did. Real [ __ ] You did. You did. You did.

>> Honestly, like what? What do you mean you pay me? Like, what? You didn't pay for anything? What? You put us in a Super Eight.

>> Real nice. Shout that out, bro.

>> Real nice.

>> We've been trying to make it look better than that, dude. Come on.

>> Listen, man. I I'm still waiting on that money you owe me, dude. Like,

>> how much money?

>> Like 10K.

>> Oh, for this point. just like over time. It's been like 6 years. Never pay me. Oh, I'll pay you for gas. I got you next time. Oh, I don't got any money. Oh, I need I need a drink today. Like, you know, it's been

>> been a long time. But, you know,

>> and I told you and what do I tell you? Obviously on time. You're going to get that.

>> Yeah. You say you're going to pay me back, but you have yet to do that.

>> You don't have a job. When I make it, you make a little money now, which is the only reason I'm willing to allow this conversation to continue is cuz you do make money through your little brand thing. That is true. Money game in. I will accept it. But even still, okay, you made five. Why can't he get 500?

>> Because, you know, it's expensive to film content.

>> I would love $500.

>> It goes into content. It goes right back into it. Is he not a part of that content? When I say I'm investing, he's in almost every video.

>> These people, these people are also in the videos with you sometimes, right?

>> In fact, with 100,000 paid members of the Hammer Elite membership, here's the brag.

>> I think I was 100,000 actually. I was like I I literally subscribed that day. You You subscribe to him.

>> Well, I had to do homework.

>> Subscribe.

>> I had to do homework.

>> I appreciate the research. And he actually has money, it sounds like, cuz he has a job.

>> Yeah. I work a job. Yeah.

>> What do you do?

>> I work for like a communications company.

>> Please get him a job.

>> I tried to get him a job.

>> You suck.

>> A restaurant. So, I used to work for this restaurant and I worked there for like 2 years. They loved me. They needed people in the kitchen. I was like, "Oh, I know a guy."

>> What did you do?

>> No, I quit. I quit.

>> Yeah. In like two days.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Two days. I quit. wasn't for me. I almost fought a dude there like like I was about to knock him out so I just

>> Yeah, I'm gonna fight you if you don't pay me 10k, dude.

>> That's fair.

>> But yes, those people are on camera with me. Mark is sometimes on camera. So to answer that question, yes. Okay, we'll continue this in the post show. Um

>> a part of the

>> I don't want him in the post show. I'm going to be real. He's not not a good guy.

>> Don't give a [ __ ] what you want. I don't think you get to choose. We got to just talk about how I owe you all this money.

>> Well, that's why I wouldn't.

>> I want to figure out your financial situation cuz we got to start paying it back. But I guess that's the first debt. $10,000 goes to what should I call you?

>> Fake name. Fake name.

>> Chris.

>> Okay. So, Chris, $10,000. Very good. And I agree with that. You got to start paying him back. Thank you, Chris. You'll be back in the post show and we'll figure out how this all this comes together so we can start getting you some more money.

>> Oh, this is Okay. Okay. You said you didn't do anything illegal while in jail, which your girlfriend would go to the prison and film you fighting people in the prison yard for content.

>> Yeah. No, it's fine. I'm not fighting people.

>> I did not fight people in the prison. I fought people. I fought a lot of people in jail, but not like on camera.

>> What was the camera thing?

>> She uh basically I was getting yard time. Most of my time I didn't get to go outside and I finally could. So, I wanted to get video of me outside in jail.

>> Show me

>> if I I don't even know. I'm going be real. I didn't get too many views. I I didn't want it to look bad, but uh I'll try to find it. Basically, it's going to take me a second. I got to go back to when I was in jail. Yeah. Basically, I

>> Oh my gosh. She thinks you're going to cheat on her in Austin. So, she's afraid of you leaving. This is why she funds your life. What kind of She has to be pathetic. She has to be ugly. There has to be something. There has to be something. She has to be pathetic or ugly or something. Why is she afraid of you? One of the literal worst humans I've ever met. Afraid of leaving. Huh? You said I love

>> you.

>> Yes, but you're a horrible person and pathetic.

>> Why would she be afraid of YOU LEAVING?

>> SHOW ME.

>> OKAY. OKAY. Still look good, bro. I have a lot of videos, dude. I make videos. Like,

>> she's afraid of you cheating. Why? She should She should leave.

>> Yeah, she was freaking out. Answer for like 20 minutes in the hotel. She started tweeting.

>> No, she needs to start her life.

>> What do you mean start her life? She

>> needs to start her life. You are holding her down. Let's be very clear. She's showing up to jail where her 20some year old boyfriend is to make content. Yeah. Not good. Not good. Did you see my mug shot though? Tough. Does she know that you told Colton that you think she's holding you back?

>> When did I ever tell Colton? Who's I don't even know a Colton?

>> I do not know a Colton.

>> You want to come defend Colton?

>> Who's Colton?

>> A producer.

>> Oh, you're Colton. Okay.

>> You know Colton?

>> Yeah, I do know Colton. He's nice. Good guy. What? What did you What's Colton lying about?

>> What did I lie about? You told me that you think that she's holding you back because she doesn't like your lifestyle. She doesn't like that you party.

>> She tries to I I won't say the word hold back. I'll say she tries to like keep me inside and not do go outside too much.

>> That you're hanging out with strippers couple times.

>> Uh-huh. Not hanging. I don't go to strip clubs. That's what you probably do that Caleb.

>> I've been a few times. They're fun.

>> Yeah. And they're not They're fun if you're like middle-aged old dude like you.

>> I pretty much am. But you brought one back to your hotel room.

>> Yeah.

>> She only found out on your Instagram story.

>> Yeah. Well, she got blown on my phone in my Yeah. Yeah.

>> That's So, you're a liar. You're a liar. Piece of [ __ ] One, you are pretty much You her

>> No. What? Yo,

>> why would a stripper come back to your hotel room? Let me tell you, I got boys, right? And they be performing and and we're on tour across the United States performing. They

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. They uh basically I didn't have the pull. You think I got pulled? I don't have that. So,

>> no [ __ ]

>> My Okay, that's crazy because I think I do got pulled.

>> They brought them back. They brought them back. There's like three strippers brought back to the B&B we were staying at and that's all that was just to have it on camera. It's all that was. But she only found out via your Instagram story.

>> Yeah. Or I think one.

>> So, you think she's holding you back because she doesn't want you cheating on her? because she doesn't want you uh hanging out with strippers. Because she doesn't want you going out and partying. You think she's holding you back?

>> I mean, yeah, cuz I got to do this stuff. Not cheat, obviously.

>> Then don't be with her. Let her go.

>> Yeah.

>> Don't ruin your life. Let her go.

>> How am I ruining my life?

>> Her life.

>> Leaving would ruin her life. Yeah, you're right.

>> Oh, dude, that's brutal. And yet you still denied it to her. When she saw it on Instagram, you denied it to her.

>> Yeah, well, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything, bro. I film content. It's to make it look good on camera. You should know. You got to just film it. I get people in the videos. That's all that is, bro. It's not that detailed. It's not

>> But I'm honest about everything. We're not hiding [ __ ]

>> I don't hide nothing.

>> We just sit here and this live stream. If you had a girl who freaks out about you doing certain things, you too would be a little hesitant to show.

>> My girlfriend doesn't have any like rules or anything. If I broke that and she freaked out, yeah, I would get in trouble.

>> Okay. Thank you. So, if you were doing stuff that would get in trouble,

>> I wouldn't.

>> Okay. Yeah, of course. Goody two shoes, Kayla. Right.

>> Goody two shoes. It's respecting the relationship and loving my girl. If I didn't, I'd let her go so she can go live her life. And I think your girlfriend deserves that kind of decency.

>> She's a personal ATM to you. That's it.

>> No,

>> that's it. And then you're gonna pay her sometimes, too.

>> Give me your Instagram again.

>> Yeah. Here you go.

>> Pay her sometimes, too.

>> Off.

>> Yeah. If she needs gas or like food or

>> She gives you money vast majority of the time. She pays for the red. She's everything

>> cuz she knows that my money goes Okay. I

>> make sure you're beliefing out this guy's name. Again, I do want to show you guys some things. I just do not want to give a pathetic worm like this any girlfriend. Shut the [ __ ] up.

>> Yes, I did. Okay,

>> you did. What happened?

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>> Do you have you don't post her? I don't think you do, man.

>> That's the point. You know how scary these people are out there? The sners and weird.

>> You agree with me on something

>> that I don't post her. Yes.

>> Yeah. See

>> what I not that different here if you

>> No, I didn't say you had to post your girl. What are you talking about?

>> Okay. So, here's your most popular one.

>> And I got one with 5.5 mil. This isn't the best content. You know what?

>> Go to my main like my main.

>> Okay. Okay. So, here's your

>> Oh, she followed back.

>> I think we understand her fear. What? What's the fear?

>> There's always a fridge to protect the snacks.

>> Yo, I listen, man. Listen. She's

>> I understand why she is giving you all her money now. I understand why she is terrified of you cheating and doing anything and hanging out with attractive strippers and getting famous and leaving her. I And I Yes, I understand. Yes. Um, I Yeah,

>> she's a good person. She is. She has a good heart.

>> Sure.

>> She's a good person.

>> You could have said more things than that.

>> She a lot. There's a lot. And I could talk forever about that. You know what I mean?

>> Uh-huh.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Anything else you want to say about her?

>> I mean, not really. Like, she good person, bro. Wish she could have came. Like

>> bro tagged me in a story the other day by the way. Yeah, I never saw

>> you saw it on your phone.

>> No, I saw it on your phone.

>> Okay. I did not tag you.

>> You mentioned Caleb Hammer Composer in your story.

>> Composer. What? You make music?

>> Didn't really have to.

>> It didn't really work out.

>> No, I was making a living off of it. It wasn't as much as I wanted.

>> You make you Wait. Sing.

>> I I made a living off of it. Yes.

>> I don't know about that one. Okay, good. Again, just just like everything else, I'm I'm glad you don't know about it. Like I guess that changes my story in history.

>> But you get my point where I'm saying like my views are pretty close to yours already and I have like no followers.

>> True. But hey, this is interesting. Okay, so I appreciate this hustle. You're reaching out to pretty much every brand. Hey there, I recently came across your page. I would love to make a promo videos for you. Feel free to check out my page and let me know if you have any if you want to see any analytics or have any questions. So, I appreciate that hustle. You did like better casino stuff and

>> I had a casino deal for like a little bit

>> and some uh actually uh you know responded. So, I actually understand how you're making that money again. I like I'm a hustler, bro. I do what I got to do to make money.

>> I can appreciate the hustle.

>> I work hard at what I do.

>> Just a matter of time. I I truly believe that this is for me. I like

>> And you're also sending um

>> who what

>> everyone in your life video like links to your videos so that they watch.

>> How how old are you watching this? How old down in these DMs are you going

>> April? It was that was when my birthday is probably

>> It was your post jail video. You're like, "Please support this. Please support this." Yeah.

>> Which is fine. That's fine. That's okay.

>> You probably used to do that too.

>> Uh yes. Towards the beginning.

>> Probably not actually cuz everyone probably just made fun of it to be real with you.

>> No, but you have to have no shame going into this kind of stuff.

>> Yeah. Exactly.

>> So, no.

>> Yeah. Like most of those followers I got are in the past like few months, too. Like I was really nothing not that long ago. It's getting there.

>> Oops.

>> You're watching other people's videos now.

>> I'm clicking around.

>> You do know you're like running a podcast right now. You're kind of just hanging out.

>> Oh, it all works out in the end, my friend.

>> I do not have that many videos. I'm going to be real.

>> Are you looking for like evidence here or what? Yeah. Found some.

>> No.

>> Who's

>> Don't know. Do not know. Okay. Don't know. I'm a I don't know.

>> Of which he messaged her. That's my favorite part. Um

>> what? What?

>> He messaged her yesterday. Yo. Um you're trying to link when I'm around.

>> I did not say that. That is not me. Like I said, so I got I got my boy.

>> That's him. Uh he said she said maybe. He said, "What do you mean by maybe?" Cuz I was like, "I don't know when you were around." Said, "Flying back the 24th. I'll be in Manch for a little and then I'm going to Miami."

>> Yeah, we got a little Miami trip plan.

>> So,

>> don't know who that is. Don't know. Um I think possibly like there's a club,

>> someone who's like actually Well, there she is, chat. I think we see what is um happening here.

>> Crazy shout out. That is crazy. Yeah, that was yesterday, my friend.

>> I don't talk to no one, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I really don't. I stay off my phone. I don't really be doing that. Um

>> Okay. So, who

>> I really couldn't tell you.

>> Okay. Yo, uh you responded to her story.

>> Oh, yeah. No, she's from Austin. She from Austin.

>> Yo, I'm from Boston. In Austin for a few days. You're trying to show me around.

>> Yeah, that's that's that's um content, bro. I need She's an influencer. I'm just trying to find some people to show me the city, bro. I don't know much about Austin.

>> Mhm. I don't know what type of point you're trying to prove with all this to be real with you.

>> Of course not. Of course not. Of course not. No, no, no, no. Why?

>> No, no, no. Like, dude, first of all, you say you going to my IG, bro. Now, now you like in my WhatsApp or something like

>> What? Is there a WhatsApp too I should check out?

>> I don't have WhatsApp, bro.

>> So, uh who who who's that lady that you wanted to link up to?

>> She's like, uh I don't No, I saw her like this morning. I think she popped up on my phone.

>> Okay, but you're the one messaging her.

>> Yeah. Saying

>> as well.

>> My girl, bro.

>> No, the other one. There's two in there.

>> There's not two. Okay. There was another that used to film videos with me and we're all friends.

>> My name So, they don't know his girlfriend's name. Uh, who's

>> uh That's my boy's That's my boy's um ex.

>> I don't talk to her. I don't

>> She's kind of attractive. Yeah, you don't talk to her except for when you are talking to her.

>> No, I I talked to her for a little bit like they broke up.

>> The last message was a couple weeks ago to her.

>> They broke up. And so

>> you're lucky you got a lot of disappearing stuff on here.

>> They broke up.

>> So your girlfriend's afraid of you cheating. Hm. I wonder why.

>> I would I'm a good person. I would not do something like that.

>> You sleep with everyone every town you're in. Which again, if you guys are in an open relationship, I'm totally down for. But I don't think you are based on her fear.

>> I don't sleep with no one. I like just me and friends. Um, we all believe

>> going to the just having fun, bro.

>> Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

>> Okay, this one actually at least seems like business for what it's worth.

>> Who's Again, I don't know any of these people.

>> Okay, you had multiple massive long threads with her, so of course you do

>> business. See, business talk. You hear that?

>> Yeah. With her, like I said, yes, it actually was.

>> Thank you.

>> Not the first person that you were talking to this morning. That That was for showing me the city, dude. I've never been here. What are you Who are you texting? Bro's like texting my mom right now.

>> Just seeing what a response will be of something.

>> I didn't give you free range.

>> Okay, you do have WhatsApp?

>> I for what? Oh, wait. Yo, don't actually Okay, I do got WhatsApp? Yeah, I got WhatsApp. I got WhatsApp. Business. That's business. That's all business. You can click on it. They're making a a brand with my face on it. That's what that's about. Well, trust me, we'll black out anything private.

>> Yeah, I bet that. I feel like you're a liar, though. I'm not going to lie.

>> No, we'll always bleep out.

>> Yeah. No, they're putting my face on a bag of weed and so

>> Okay. You think you're going to go viral? No, you're not

>> doing what?

>> We won't allow that. Doing this.

>> I just get a percentage of it. I don't not going to go viral by people selling. How am I going to go viral by doing that?

>> Okay. Yeah, this is pathetic. I just got a really nice mug shot, so they want to use it for that. Yeah. So, you're talking someone on here about like the business, right?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Yeah. Well, I guess it's better than cheating.

>> I don't cheat to clarify. Oh,

>> come on.

>> I don't cheat.

>> Let's try to link up. What the are you talking about?

>> Show me the city. Let's get some drinks. Not even that. Not Not even that.

>> Don't know who that is.

>> What?

>> Never heard that name.

>> You're Miami Link.

>> Shut up.

>> Never heard that name. Yeah, that you're Come on.

>> You got a lie detector test here. I'll do it. I'm not I do not know who that is.

>> Yeah, we're going to call the girlfriend in the post show and we're going to tell her exactly what has happened. That is 100% the reality of what's going to happen. If you're willing to do FaceTime with me, I'll screen share and I will show you that he is on Tinder.

>> No.

>> And he is stupid because I pay for every thing in his life. I have everything he owns in my house right now. But when he gets back, I guess it's all going to be gone. And

>> this whole thing is a joke. be honest with you.

>> This whole thing's a joke. You have done this [ __ ] before.

>> We were told in the pitch that she would not come. We could not call him.

>> No, he he told He told

>> I could have came. I could have came. I would paid my own [ __ ] and everything. I could have came, but he didn't want me there because he wanted to other [ __ ]

>> Yo, buddy. I don't with cheaters. Again, if you guys were open, I'm chilling.

>> Yo, show No, I'm going to be honest. Don't show that.

>> You call your girlfriend insecure.

>> That's what you told Colton.

>> I think she actually had every reason to be insecure. Why? I do not think she's insane.

>> With everything that just happened, I'm not going to lay it out for you. Shut the [ __ ] up. What do you think your financial score is? 0 to 10, you pathetic.

>> Like a

>> horrible human being.

>> Like 10 being the best or the worst?

>> Best.

>> Like a solid like probably like a 10. Nine. Nine.

>> Nine.

>> Dude, you're actually a [ __ ]

>> I'm I'm not hungry. I got

>> Thanks to your girlfriend. That is now unfortunately she still probably be will be with you. It's just Listen, it's this is not trying to make fun of Rux. It's just like we we understand why she's doing this and it's actually just really sad cuz you're a beautiful person.

>> Okay.

>> In what way? Every way. Okay, good. See, thank you for clarifying cuz earlier you only said personality.

>> I did. Yo, your your recall is not there.

>> Play it back.

>> She's a good person. She is. She has a good heart.

>> Sure. You could have said more things than that.

>> She a lot. There's a lot. I could talk forever about that. You know what I mean?

>> Anything else you want to say about her?

>> I mean, not really. Like,

>> okay, so here's the thing. As a girl's girl, I'm with you, Queen. I'm on your side. Here's the reality. Listen, I know he's handsome. I know you probably think he can't do better. Um, dude, girl, girly pop, I'm going to be talking to you in the post show, but this is for you right now. He's a piece of [ __ ] He was in jail. He's stealing your money. You're a piggy bank to him. He will leave you. He is officially cheating. Can I do this? 100%. Can you mute his uh mic, please? Thank you. Mute his mic. Thank you. Um but the thing is you can do better. And the the reality is it is it's kind of out there. There's many downsides to the dating market and whatnot, but the upside for you is you have the advantage. You 100% do. Um even like I'm not saying you're the bottom 5%, but even the bottom 5% they still win on Tinder and everything for women. You have you have the upper hand right now in the dating game.

>> Take it.

>> This guy is bad. You're muted, so it doesn't matter. He doesn't listen to you. So, the thing is, you have the upper hand. Leave this man. I know he's handsome and it feels like he can't get anyone else. You can. He is a bad person. He's an actual bad person. He uses people around him for money.

>> Give me your

>> I'm a great I'm a I'm a great person. Um I'm not I don't cheat. I don't do anything bad. Um I Everything's fine. Like I'm not I think you're a great person. Like why? Like you just sitting there talking to my girl for 10 minutes, bro. Like what are you doing? Unmute my mic, bro. Like I'm serious. Unmute the mic. I'm not even playing right now. Is there like This is the worst podcast ever. People actually watch this. You're telling me people sit here and watch this? This is like how what do you have under the table, bro?

>> Weapons. So, you think you're a nine. Whatever. Okay. Get your Hammer financial score. Um, it's free at calehammer.com. It's wonderful. Just takes a few minutes to see where you stand in the world of money. You're being quiet like a good boy. I appreciate it. Is he still muted? I hope so.

>> Unmute me. I'm muted.

>> Is he still muted?

>> Unmute me. I'm I'll take

>> We can unmute him. Well, actually, let me get through this first. Also, download the Dollarise budgeting app, take the free trial, see if you like it. If you do, of course, sign up for the annual version. I will personally sign our 30-day meal plan and mail it directly to you. It is awesome. It is great. Now, usually the guests get this on the show, but you're a horrible person. You can go [ __ ] yourself.

>> Rip my meal. My meal is

>> yours. You have nothing. You own nothing. You're a bad person. I don't like you.

>> Okay, you can unmute them. Yeah, they did not hear you, by the way. So you you've been yapping but no one knows any.

>> You just did all this disrespected me.

>> Wise.com. Yes.

>> I disrespected back to us.

>> Of course I disrespected why no one likes you.

>> Who's no one?

>> Everyone in the world. Bro, you're

>> What are you talking about?

>> Dude, you're very No one likes you. You're You're a You're a miserable person.

>> Who is this no one that you are talking about?

>> People go outside, bro, and tell me someone's going to LIKE YOU.

>> I DO.

>> Not much. Obviously.

>> I get stopped all the time. THEY LIKE IT. THAT'S NOT AN EGO THING. HE'S making me do it again. Stop it. I HATE HAVING TO DO THE EGO THING. I don't like ego.

>> Yeah, he does.

>> I don't want to be I don't want to be Tony Hinchcliffe just like thinking I'm like the [ __ ] I like his show, by the way. But he has a big ego. I like his show, though.

>> So do you.

>> I'm sure there's an ego there, but it's just I don't flex it like that, man.

>> You want to be the next Dave Ramsey? That's your whole persona.

>> Why? Why? What? What is your obsession with David?

>> My mom loves him actually. like tells me that I should do that and like I was going to actually he was my first pick. I was going to try to get him to help me.

>> I am then.

>> Yeah. I think that's my

>> tell your mother to go get an abortion. His first abortion.

>> Yo, I'm adopted. She can't do that. I'm adopted to be real with you.

>> Well, we'll still find a way.

>> Yeah, low key.

>> So, that's why you're up.

>> It um is that is that a real thing? It has a little bit of

>> can be. I was a meth baby apparently. Like, yeah,

>> it's all making sense. So, yo, I think this is CLA.

>> Yeah.

>> 1,500 or 1,52.

>> It's not that much.

>> Okay. Well, you Oh, sure. Bring it up so I can like see it.

>> My cl I'm not That was from like

>> CLA. Yes.

>> I don't think I'm signing with you.

>> How'd you get the screenshot then? 15279. Um screenshots.

>> It's for an Airbnb. What Airbnb? The ones down here that you're going to be [ __ ]

>> in. Who's calling me? People are calling me.

>> Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. No, no, no. Let me see.

>> I will not allow that. Caleb, I'm going to be so honest with you. I'm not even going to mention who I'm not going to say who just called me cuz

>> it's probably your girlfriend.

>> What?

>> Probably your girlfriend.

>> No.

>> Okay. Can I I need to see your Clara though. Can I see your Clara?

>> You're not going to stay on Clara. We We both I need to see your Clara.

>> Okay. You can see Clara if you stay on Clara. I'm not signed in though. So why do you need to see it?

>> Okay. Hey, can you sign it real quick? Cuz I need to see your car. THIS IS A FINANCIAL AUDIT.

>> This is the worst financial advice I think I've ever got.

>> We haven't given any. Like telling me I'm a piece of [ __ ] I'm a piece of [ __ ] You're

>> like, I don't know my password, bro.

>> How'd you get us to screenshot though?

>> I haven't paid it back. Obviously, I don't know. Yeah. You want to try?

>> You see from a foot away?

>> Okay. No. No. Just click sign in.

>> Yeah.

>> See if it autofills.

>> No. Phone number or email. There we go. He's figuring it out.

>> See, that's what I do, bro. I do, you know.

>> No. What?

>> I do stuff like phone video. I make videos, bro. Like, it ain't that confusing. You acting like you've never done done this. I'm a I can't get in.

>> No. Let me see. Look at that little smirk. Show me.

>> I I'm not in.

>> Okay. So, I sent you a code to your email. Get the code. Oh god. Now I'm see all the messages, bro. Who? How many people are did you text on my phone?

>> It doesn't matter. One. One. One person.

>> No. No. No.

>> Who responded?

>> My girl.

>> Can we just look together? I don't need to see your girl. We don't need to hurt your girl.

>> And then people calling me on Snapchat somehow.

>> You don't need to do that.

>> Some reason you went on there.

>> Yes, of course.

>> Start texting everyone. Is this what you do on Don't do this yet.

>> No. No. Stop.

>> Your Wi-Fi here sucks.

>> Yeah.

>> Bad.

>> Yeah, agreed.

>> Got all this money. You can't upgrade that.

>> And we got it the best we could before the money. We spent a lot of money on it. It sucks.

>> Yeah. It won't even send me the code. I guess you can't see it.

>> No, no, no, no. Come on, man. No. We are doing this. I need

>> Not your little picture that your people printed out.

>> But I can't see where it spent, how much the minimum is. I need

>> on a B&B is what it was.

>> A BNB.

>> BNB.

>> Yeah, Airbnb. But either way, I need to see what your minimums are.

>> What does that even mean?

>> Stop.

>> What is What's a minimum? Yeah. It won't even send me the code. Oh god. Who's that? Won't even send me the code. No, it was to your email it said. So, pull it up in your email.

>> [ __ ] I bet that.

>> I got a couple emails. Actually,

>> man. What do you think? This is the real world. This is him. This is This actually

>> So, I actually tried to use Clara again to like come here and it didn't work.

>> Let me have it maxed out.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm being told you couldn't figure out anything. You all he sent me was 40 screenshots of individual purchases. You're

>> I sent you bank statements, dude.

>> Not statements.

>> That was hard for me to figure out, actually. I went I went down to the bank. They didn't even do it right.

>> You went down to the

>> Yeah, I did not. I didn't. You

>> I figured out how to do it on the phone. I figured it out. It won't send it to me. You got to upgrade your Wi-Fi.

>> Okay. Try to go on cell then. Cellular.

>> I don't know why my girl's name is popping up in my email.

>> Okay. I don't need to look at your girl. I I really don't anymore. I don't need to do that. I do need to look at your screen time though. That's a part of the show.

>> Screen time. Yeah.

>> Yeah. See my See my You are not looking at your girl. I am looking at your screen time.

>> All right. How much is it a day? Like you're going to just roast me on that. You're on your phone so much.

>> Oh, no. So, this wasn't even to get to you.

>> Oh, no.

>> No, THIS ACTUALLY WASN'T. I WENT on here. I went on here TO look at the screen. I just need someone over here with me to witness this.

>> What? What is not, Dude? What?

>> Uh, Brandon.

>> Yeah, I'm on my phone a little bit. What's your point? You're on your phone a little bit. This is just for today. Your travel destination.

>> It's what I do on an airplane. On an airplane. Okay. Yeah. So, I was like, "Oh, okay. I have to do this." What has he been on today? 10 or 15 minutes.

>> That is not true.

>> I was looking at your screen time cuz we do that to see how productive. That was a set. I'm going to be real. That was a setup. You do not do it for that.

>> No. Yes, I did. Starbucks is [ __ ] and a waste of money. And you already know that by making your coffee at home and investing the rest. So now you need to do that with your energy drink as well. MAKE GAMER SUBS AT HOME FOR JUST 40 cents a serving. And honestly, it literally tastes better. And we proved this accidentally via a blind taste test in our Hammer Elite show, Fat and Fatter.

>> The number one ranked energy drink is game.

>> Literally, the cherry flavor is insane. Listen, you can also get free samples to see if you like it or 10% off your order at gamersubs.gg or click that link in the description below. Type in code Caleb. Stop bleeding out money making minimum payments across multiple highinterest accounts. Most Americans are spending hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars that could be going toward actually paying down debt instead of lining some bank's pockets. And look, if you're sitting on high interest credit card debt, a car loan at 18% or oh my goodness, a payday loan charging you tripledigit interest rates, you need to hear this. If you've already cut up the cards and built better financial habits, but you're still drowning in interest payments, barely making progress, this is for you. I have opened my very own marketplace, a personal loan marketplace that lets you get personalized offers from multiple lenders in one place. You can see if you pre-qualify in minutes and it won't impact your credit score. But here's the deal. This isn't a magic bullet. If you refinance your debt but keep swiping, you're just making the problem worse. You still need to fix the behavior that screwed you in the first place. But if you're serious about getting out of debt faster, you could potentially lower your monthly payment by securing a single payment at a much better rate. Check out the link in the description below to see your personalized offers or go to caleb.com. And remember, you still got to do the work. Production, you're bleeping out what he just said.

>> No, that's all getting cut. That's getting cut.

>> Crazy. That's crazy work.

>> Yo, I'm from Boston. I'm in Austin.

>> I ain't even from Boston, so that can't be me.

>> God.

>> For a few days for a TV show.

>> Yeah.

>> See, you're not even that high quality of a show.

>> I'm not.

>> Oh, well, he's getting some

>> a lot. And for what it's worth, some of them are kind of cute. Some of them are bust.

>> No, I don't do anything.

>> They're doing the duo. They're running a twoman. They're doing the duo.

>> Who's that?

>> You set up the twoman with your boy on.

>> Does she know this?

>> I have to ask. Does she know this?

>> No. What?

>> That you are doing this, man.

>> I don't go on Tinder. I don't do that. I feel like you're just making this up to make it like I don't know, dude. You're

>> Yeah. The screen recording and all this stuff right here, Chad. I'm making this up.

>> So, she doesn't know this? No. Well, she does now, obviously.

>> No, we don't have to tell her. We can if you want to tell her first. Okay. You're talking to just hear me out here.

>> You're talking Oh, you're talking to a lot of women.

>> No, I'm not. They They talk to me. I don't talk to them. Half of them I don't respond. You can see that.

>> No, you they're the ones not responding half the time. But yes,

>> I got my little catchph Not even that. I got like my It's like in my notes app almost like I got a game. I just do the say the same thing to everyone and it works.

>> I don't do it. I don't do any of this, bro. Like, what?

>> This is

>> It's not that bad.

>> This is cooked, man.

>> I was just trying to I'm in my first time.

>> I actually I legitimately did come on here for screen time.

>> I doubt that.

>> It doesn't matter. I don't

>> producers told you something and it it got

>> No, no, Colton, you didn't know this, right?

>> No, this was not a part of the conversation, buddy.

>> All right, then. Well, that's sweet. You're telling people to

>> help me with my finances.

>> You're trying to link. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah.

>> Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe you can give me my phone back. How about that?

>> No, not anymore. Cuz now now you did kind of [ __ ] My Instagram.

>> You're moving to Instagram. Doing the dance.

>> No, it works. No, I It's abused, bro. You know what it's like,

>> man? This is No, you I I'd be trying to pull I'd be working night. You're trying to pull up one morning.

>> No, no, no, mute mute his mic. Mute his mic.

>> No.

>> Production.

>> Don't

>> Why didn't you make this your No. No.

>> Why don't you do your job and help me with my finances?

>> No, I'm making a show.

>> This is a shitty show.

>> Thank you.

>> Sometimes they're attractive. Sometimes they're like kind of really ugly. I don't really understand. I have a stigmatism.

>> That was funny.

>> I do think because of the meth when I was a kid. It's like a real thing. You can Google it. It's like genuinely a real thing. I don't know why you're laughing at that. It's kind of

>> Dude, you're totally

>> This is This whole show is just about making fun of my personal life and making fun of me.

>> I'm not making fun of anything that I have eye.

>> If anything, I'm actually just saving I'm saving someone.

>> Who?

>> Your girlfriend.

>> She is saved. She's happy in a

>> Okay, let's go back to screen time.

>> Yeah, go back to screen time.

>> So, this is what I'm interested in. Uh, this week he's used Tinder for almost a full hour.

>> Whoa. 1 hour. And that was probably all like right now. Like, actually, it's probably all from you on my phone, dude. I'm being real with you. You've been on my phone for how long now?

>> Huh?

>> You've been on my phone for how long now?

>> Not an hour. And now Tinder for an hour.

>> Pretty close.

>> You this whole thing. Okay. No. Um, yeah. The people that I care about, like

>> you're still on Tinder. You're just doing this for yourself at this point.

>> No, I want to see respond.

>> She's not going to.

>> Why?

>> I don't know. Cuz

>> you were messaging her this morning.

>> But they think I'm the one typing. Why don't you type them for your number? How about I leak your number? How about that? You

want that?

>> You don't know my number. You never will know my number.

>> I got my ways. Okay. So, I'm going to hold on to this.

>> Okay. I'm going to hold on to this then. Your brain. What? What model is this? Wait, got gun under there?

>> Yes. Give it back.

>> You ain't going to point the gun at me.

>> Give it back.

>> What brand phone is this? The new one.

>> I will count to five.

>> I'll go back to jail right now. You think I'm playing? I'll take your phone with the It is nice. It's a nice phone, dude.

>> I I might want to message

>> Who's the way? Just in case.

>> Who's I will countdown from 10.

>> All right, we'll do a little swap.

>> Nope.

>> Yeah.

>> No. No, I will have my phone back or I will assault you.

>> You'll dude. I'm bigger than you. You assault me.

>> Yeah, but I have a gun coming.

>> That's assault. That's just kind of the lame way to get out of it. I'm going to be real with you.

>> That's fine.

>> You're going to assault me. Do it. Assault me.

>> Okay. So, let's let's see who you're texting.

>> 10.

>> Yeah. It's my turn now. It's my turn now.

>> Seven. I don't see the security guy anywhere.

>> Five. Four. Three.

>> Call a girlfriend.

>> Give two.

>> Yo, what the one?

>> I don't see girlfriend. You don't even have a girlfriend. Prove it right there. Give it to me. GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME. YO, WHAT THE NO, NO, NO. DON'T don't don't. I do not. Okay.

>> Going on your

>> I'm assaulting him.

>> Yeah, you salt wrong. I'm full up now.

>> Don't Don't let him hurt me, though.

>> Yeah, it kind of tasted good though. I didn't

>> It does taste good,

>> dude. You didn't give me my phone back.

>> You have security?

>> Yeah.

>> You're on my side, bro.

>> Yeah.

>> We're on the same side here, bro. You think we're okay?

>> Dude, I feel like I just did a line of, bro.

>> You're getting a little bit of that, too.

>> Did I just ruin You ruined your own studio, bro. Nice job. Let's pause for a second so we can breathe.

>> Why don't you taste it?

>> Okay, we're back. We had to spend some time cleaning. That was gamer subs. Very tasty, by the way. Um, but uh,

>> I'm sticky now. Like everything's water. No, it went a little further than I was hoping. And I never I've never seen my security. Not Not physically, not real assault. Not legally assault. He signed paperwork. It is okay. And fully legal. And we are good.

>> I probably inhaled some of that.

>> He has no ability to press charges. Thank you. And we never saw my security guard move his ass that quick. That was impressive. He was ready to blast you. And I still win. Okay.

>> His girlfriend's not even on his front home feed.

>> That's my dog, bro. And my bro and people.

>> Okay. Everything's very grainy now.

>> Yeah. Nice studio you got.

>> Thank you.

>> Third in the world.

>> Correct. Okay. So, hospital bill $800. Well,

>> yeah. I got a collapse and now you probably just made it worse by me breathing in all this.

>> Being real with you.

>> Yeah. I'll be making the world a better place. So, what happened?

>> Collapse lung.

>> Why?

>> Um, smoking.

>> Is there a why?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was smoke. I was smoking too much. Like,

>> I'm glad you're putting that content out there for more kids to smoke.

>> It was for money. There was a video I had to do it with like a dab rig, so I turned it as hot as I could to get more smoke, trying to please the company, make their product look good. And I like singed my lungs and like I'm really sticky right now, dude. Everything.

>> We actually have a shower here. You You can use

>> I'm not using your shower, bro.

>> Okay.

>> I'm be real nice. I don't know what you doing in that thing.

>> I was trying to be nice for the first time this episode. It's a little a little too late for that one.

>> Okay. Uh okay. No. Is that first part true? Yeah. What? True. Do I even say that? Do I say it? What you told Lindsay and Colton? I tell them a lot. What did I tell them? You better do it before this episode comes out cuz Dennis is mean, right? Do I say it?

>> You were telling them that you're planning on breaking up with her anyway.

>> Yeah, that's cut. That's cut. I'm going to be real. It's cut. I'm going to be so honest.

>> Well,

>> I got to keep the peace, bro. I got to keep the peace for while I can.

>> Peace is probably gone after this, but it's okay.

>> So, but the thing is, can we be real? Yeah,

>> you're with her for the money.

>> No, no, no.

>> Why else?

>> We have pets together, bro.

>> If you're ready to So, that's it. So, it's the pets and the money.

>> Yes, I got four pets.

>> Cuz you're already other [ __ ]

>> No, no.

>> No one has that Tinder or those messages without really Dude, I got like No, no, I don't got that. Look at me. I'm Who would want to this covered in

>> No, you're an attractive guy. Yeah. No makeup on now.

>> Gamer subsc.

>> It does taste good. You don't taste it. I taste it in the air.

>> No, I still do. I'm breathing it in.

>> Yeah. No, it's very delicious. Okay. But um yeah, I think you're just if you've already made up your mind, you're just choosing to stay further.

>> No, it's really sad that you're taking advantage.

>> I I could go somewhere else if I want to go somewhere else. I don't

>> But the way that you're already done, you're already choosing that and you're other people and talking to other people. This is really sad. It's not. You're making it sound worse than it is.

>> Am I Am I? I want to stick up for her, man. It's not fair. It's not fair. $800 for the medical bills. You could pay it off with your 5,000 that comes in. Especially if she's taking care of all the bills anyway. Man,

>> this is pathetic what you are doing

>> to an other person that has real feelings. Real feelings.

>> I feel like you're making it a lot worse than it really is. Am I make it sound better?

>> I'm young. I'm a young kid. I'm I'm not doing anything.

>> You're 24. You're not a kid. You're a young adultish.

>> Yeah. And I'm just living my life, having fun. Like

>> Exactly. But you are using her feelings for that.

>> No, definitely not.

>> You can have fun or you can be with her. Choose. Again, you guys are open, but you're not. So, it doesn't matter.

>> We were when we first got together for like a little bit.

>> Doesn't matter. You're not now.

>> No. Yeah. Yeah. No.

>> And also, that was like 3 years ago.

>> Okay. Uh, a random paid for this $164.76.

>> What?

>> A random paying for $164.76.

>> Yeah, I don't know what that's from.

>> Great. Wonderful. Okay. Well, you owe 30 days, 15 days, twice a month, 60 days.

>> I'm going be like I owe Clara money. I owe that money. I owe a lot of money. I I just

>> Well, why? What's your plan here? What's the plan? taking I'm take I'm taking the bad credit cuz eventually I can fix that in the future. I got to do what I got to do now to do what I got to do.

>> And then

>> what's the game plan though? What's your overall plan? What are we trying to do here?

>> I'm going get it to the point I'm making if I make like double what I'm making now. I could live comfortably. I'll be fine.

>> Maybe. But I feel like you'll just lifestyle inflate yourself up to that anyway.

>> Yeah. I'm already living like a little inflated than I should be. I feel like

>> that's why you're forcing her to stay with you pathetically. Uh, well, it's going to be like 69 bucks a month, I think. I think it's really hard to say. I mean, these are This is a mess to go through.

>> Yeah, tell me about it. I didn't even know. I had to kind of figure all this out for the show. I didn't even know I owed this much, to be honest.

>> That's usually how this goes, MY FRIEND. OH, THE THE FINE FOR THE SANTA Monica Pier

>> 4,000.

>> Yeah.

>> Does it have to be a lump sum?

>> Um, can you get on a payment plan with them? the court. I can do a payment plan, but it would be through the courts.

>> How much? What did they say the payment plan would be?

>> I was in jail when that whole thing happened, and so I think I have a set I think it's a set amount that I have to pay cuz I could not be there. They wouldn't take me for certain court dates

>> and that was one of them.

>> Did you even get views on this?

>> Um uh I got like a million view video on Instagram short.

>> So it wasn't worth it.

>> The long form did I? It got like a couple thousand

>> and wasn't even close to worth it. You certainly

>> almost died. I thought I was going to die.

>> Yes.

>> No, genuinely, bro. Waves me out. I almost died.

>> Yes. Why do you think you should? That's far. It's in the ocean.

>> It was the day after that to climb the Hollywood sign and then all that went down. So, I didn't get that far.

>> Man, what is wrong with you? You people that just use the world for your content. It's disgusting.

>> Sorry, I'm still choking on whatever he threw at me.

>> These are real people, real things, and real consequences. It's the world doesn't exist just for you. You main character complex freak. It's not. I I don't know. I I feel like you live just a different life than me. You're like to be boring.

>> I don't abuse people for the sake of my show.

>> You're just boring. You You don't know how to have fun. You're boring. You're

>> Fun is almost dying for jumping off the pier.

>> You're going to get old and die one day and regret your life.

>> What am I going to be regretting? You really do think you're toi. What am I going to be regretting? I think I'm toy.

>> Yes, you're copying and pasting exactly what he said. What will I be regretting?

>> Not having fun.

>> I have fun. I don't jump off a pier.

>> It was That wasn't fun. I'm going to be That was not fun.

>> I don't climb the Hollywood sign.

>> I didn't

>> I don't break the law.

>> That's me not having fun. I don't go to jail. Oopsie.

>> I know. We just It's just two different lifestyles, bro. Like,

>> what is it? Using and abusing my girlfriend. You're right.

>> Abusing. Abusing is crazy.

>> Using.

>> And what did you say?

>> Okay. Well, he doesn't deny the using part.

>> I don't abuse nothing.

>> Quite telling. I didn't say. Okay. Not actually abusing, but using.

>> Sure. Not abusing though.

>> Clear the air on that one.

>> Like,

>> you just have to make it. Yeah. It tastes It's not bad. Actually, tastes good.

>> No, it's very delicious. Gamer is yummy. Can you give me some

>> for free?

>> Actually,

>> you deserved it after what I did.

>> Yo, that's what's up. Bet that

>> you deserved it. You're a bad person, but you deserve

>> Hey, I appreciate you

>> cuz we we had a little too much fun there.

>> No, that was not That was You're an [ __ ] That was

>> Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> But also, I told you something would happen if you didn't give me your phone back and I got him to send a waiver.

>> I told you something was going to happen. You didn't give me my phone.

>> Still do.

>> Yeah, you still do. And it still hasn't happened.

>> Nothing he can do cuz he'll get shot.

>> Okay.

>> Security left. Obviously, he doesn't care about you that much, buddy.

>> He's watching right now.

>> Where? He has camera.

>> I see him.

>> Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, that's how he got here so quick.

>> You think he leaves You think he just leaves me in here with you freaks?

>> That's what it seemed like for a little bit there.

>> No, Siri. Okay, so the the monthly plan, what could it be? Like 50 bucks or 100 bucks? 500 bucks.

>> What month?

>> I I did I was not at the court date, bro. I think it's a full set.

>> I didn't even tell you.

>> I had an attorney and not even a real lawyer, bro.

>> Okay. Reimbursement for medical expenses. A dog by incident.

>> Oh god. Okay.

>> Yeah, that's three. I'm I'm go I have to go home after this and go to court for that actually.

>> What?

>> My And it it's fake. There's this group. There's these I was walking my dog, right? We're in a park tennis court. My dog was playing and uh these two

>> Yeah. Pipple. How do you know that?

>> Pipple. It's not because

>> because you're in a dog in

>> I'm going to be real. That's racist.

>> Then I'm racist.

>> Okay. It's normal. Pitles are just a type of dog. My dog are conveniently all the dog bites. I don't think that's true. My dog was playing this park and escaped the tennis court while these two lesbians were walking.

>> That's racist.

>> And what about these lesbians,

>> bro? They Okay, they were walking their husky and my dog saw them and was just trying to say, "Hi, you're you're making this." Okay, cuz I have to go to court over this serious. No, I have to go to court over this. So, take this seriously, please. I'm fighting this case to not have to pay this. So,

>> well, this will come out after your court case. But yeah,

>> my dog ran at these people to say hi. Bit their dog in the neck, the husky, and held on held on to the husky. The husky's name was Odin, right? So, these two people are freaking out. They pulled a gun out on me, pointed out my dog, freaking out. Odin, the other dog is tweaking, wagging his head all around, turned around and bit one of the lesbians in like the arm or the hand. She needs stitches, all stuff. She went to the hospital like 10 times, by the way, for stitches, saying that my dog is the one that bit her and my dog did not bite her.

>> You know, even incredibly progressive countries like the United Kingdom ban pit bulls. You guys know this.

>> You I don't live there. Pit bulls are wonderful dogs, bro. They're good with kids. They're caring. They're wonderful dogs, bro. You're I type of person you are to think that a certain type of dog

>> or I just go with statistics.

>> Okay, be real. Maybe my dog's like a rescue was abused and all that stuff. She 3 years old. I actually just got her. That happened.

>> She got locked up just like me, bro, for like 10 days.

>> Fair. Surprised she wasn't forced to be put down.

>> Okay, that's really You guys say about my dog, bro?

>> Yeah, she's that violent. Like I think

>> she's not violent at all. She loves people. I I'm I'd be filming at my house having like 20 people over. She's fine.

>> I want her to be put down, but sometimes that's like the rule.

>> I think it's like a three strike sort of type of thing.

>> I'm not sure. Okay. So, the lesbians are suing you. Yeah, they

>> 3,000 bucks.

>> Yes.

>> Fair. Your dog is the one that caused it.

>> No. My dog ran at them incident the

>> and put the husky's mouth in or neck in his mouth.

>> Didn't even leave a mark. My dog got more messed up than than the husky.

>> They're they're doing this just to do it, bro.

>> Oh me.

>> Oh god.

>> Monty owed to his girlfriend $30,000 and she's never getting that back. She's so

>> That's just a

>> She's so You've ab This is This is abuse. It's financial abuse. You are emotionally and financially abusing her. You're a disgusting person.

>> I don't I think so when one day when I make it and I do become successful. 30,000 isn't that much money, bro. Like why are you back on my You just love my phone.

>> Can you tell me your code?

>> No, I can't. 420. 420. Like

>> it actually is.

>> Yeah, it really is. Caleb, it was zero and then people guessed that. I'm going to be real. Deal with all this. I'm going to need a lot more than just one of these things, bro.

>> Yeah, that's energy. Don't relapse.

>> Don't relapse. Please with caffeine.

>> No, I'm saying if it gets tough, please seek help instead of

>> Yeah. No, I'm not going to do I'm done doing drugs. I just smoke my weed and drink some. I don't drink, actually. I'm on probation.

>> Those are still drugs.

>> Yeah, it's legal.

>> Medical for your back pain.

>> Not here, though. Don't you get arrested here for smoking?

>> Uh, everyone smokes.

>> I got I had some weed on me. I was going through right here deer here and uh border patrol pulled me out of the car. I think it was in New Mexico. Pulled me out of the car and like searched my car. It's right neighbors, right?

>> Okay, that makes it Texas. I guess

>> pretty much I was driving through Texas. This show sucks. No one's going to watch this. This is horrible. Okay, leave a comment saying he's a piece of [ __ ] Leave a com. Leave a comment saying that Caleb fell off.

>> Leave a comment saying Caleb fell off if you're still watching at this point.

>> Yeah, thank you. Bye everyone.

>> Yeah, this $30,000 I feel horrible for you. And she keeps asking for it and being told and you just lie about your spending to her instead.

>> It's not that bad. I'm going to pay her back. And you took the money from a deal with a company to go gambling. You instead of paying her back cuz you're just a pathetic, horrible person. Okay. Citizens Bank started with 14 cents. That's insane. Ended with 445. Again, money uses bank accounts nowadays, though.

>> I'm just buddy.

>> Like, you're the financial guy. Of course you have a bank account. I'm saying, bro, I use cash.

>> Val KCS Rib instead of paying back the girlfriend. Bradford Casey Rib. Well, some [ __ ] You stopping in? Getting some [ __ ] Getting some [ __ ] Benamin out. $200 probably for drugs.

>> Okay.

>> Fungies. Margarita. Margarita. Beastro. Beastro. Beastro. Beastro. Cash app out. Opless clip. You're Oh, you're paying for clipping. That's good.

>> Yeah, I don't have a team like you, Caleb.

>> I did my own clipping. Thank you. I didn't have a service to it.

>> And they probably sucked.

>> Nope. That's actually how we blew up.

>> Good response.

>> Should give me some advice.

>> Make better content. and stop abusing people. You're a disgusting freak and nobody likes you. Okay.

>> Cuz you're an actual degenerate and pathetic waste of space in our society.

>> Red arrow cash app. That's okay with throwing powder at you that you're not going to be able to wash off for like a few days.

>> No, dude. Dude, I'm

>> That's cuz you're a horrible person. I did exactly what you do to other people. You go and ruin other people's life for your content.

>> Random stuff at people. I I like

>> prank YouTuber. You probably have done much worse.

>> Okay.

>> Un street [ __ ] Burlington stores. Aljo Providence Gate D some Dubai something [ __ ]

>> Dubai. Oh, Dubai chocolate. Have you had that?

>> Yes.

>> Yeah, it's gross.

>> Yeah, it's not great. Tax, which is interesting cuz I I love I I like chocolate and I love pistachio, but it doesn't work for me. And sometimes there's mint in it. I really don't like mint. Kowabanga. Woof. Meow. Family [ __ ] The goat milk.

>> I take care of my dog.

>> I buy toys and treats for my dog. and giving it more nutrients to grow that jaw to latch onto another.

>> Look, that's again racist.

>> Sure,

>> it is.

>> NYX show Beastro. Every purchase is [ __ ] There's actually not one necessity in here. Cash app. Cash app. Cash app. Amazon ATM with raw. This is more. It's just like nothing in here. Savings 1010. This is

>> $10. $10. $10 to $10 after he put some money in. Took it out. Dollar Tree. Amazon. [ __ ] [ __ ] Amazon. Amazon. Duncan. Oh, it's all Amazon. Amazon. Petco. That might be okay. [ __ ] Dave Busters. Dave Busters. Dave Busters. Duncan. Amazon. Duncan. Bonds Mobile. Applebee's. ATM with Rothra. TJ Maxx. Domino's. Applebe. [ __ ] Pets Smart. [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] Bon Bons Mobile. Louise Italian. You You spend more on [ __ ] going out to eat than like almost anyone that even comes on the show. Then you have to go pay her back. Then you won't pay her [ __ ] I don't care if you like the cook. You should pay her back.

>> She eats the food, too. You're acting like I'm the only one eating it.

>> I I don't Well, yeah. No, she eats a lot. I know.

>> No, that's wild, bro. I'm going to be real.

>> Well, she's very fat.

>> Now, you you got to be care. I got a full can. Just saying.

>> I have like 10. Want to play this game?

>> Yeah, I'll I'll ruin your studio right now.

>> Okay. And then I just have to pay the cleaners a little more. That's fine.

>> Buy a new studio is what's going to happen.

>> Just pay the Mexicans a little more. and we love them.

>> And you're not racist. It's crazy. My dog in fact 80% of my company is Mexican.

>> Okay. I have a black friend. It's a trope, right? Okay. [ __ ] It's all [ __ ] You spent um miscellaneous [ __ ] like almost 750 bucks going out to 600 bucks. Just [ __ ]

>> It's not that bad.

>> Uh it's all bad when you owe your girlfriend money. This is more pages and pages of [ __ ] You're a really bad person. I'm really not that bad, bro.

>> You're a really disgusting horrible person and I'm not going to waste my time by giving you a budget and [ __ ] like that. I'm not going to waste their time. You're just disgusting. Let me get a budget.

>> Correct. Because what is 30 to even budget? You blow it all on [ __ ] You don't have a consistent.

>> Give me like a budget budget.

>> Summary. Uh pay your girlfriend back a let her loose and let her live her life. You're disgusting horrible though. Like

>> yes, but she gave it to you and you're a pathetic worm

>> years and I am expected to pay back.

>> I'm going to call her in the post show. I'll see you there. Join Hammer League. Click that join button. I'm not giving this man an ounce of my effort. He's a pathetic scumbag that he'll do nothing. You locked him up and he deserved to be there even longer. Disgusting. I hope you go to jail. Sometime you get beat.

>> Beat.

>> You would not survive in jail.

>> No, I wouldn't. I'm soft.

>> Yeah. So, I really I pray and hope that that happens to you someday.

>> Why? What am I doing? What are you Okay. Well, what's going to get me there? Sultting me, maybe? Nah, he signed it away. That's why you do that. See, you're a manipulative.

>> You came on the show. You signed standard paperwork. Yeah, so you can assault your guests.

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