Transcription
The scene opens with cheerful music.
Mario: Hello!
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!
Luigi: I'm Luigi!
Mario: And we wish you welcome!
Mario: Anyways, we are going to-
Luigi (blocks the screen where Mario is talking to the audience): You can ignore Mario.
Luigi: He's a little too much of an attention seeker.
Luigi: He even stole my pasta last night. Like, I was hungry last night, man! And the worst part is that Mario didn't even eat the pasta! I can't believe what Mario did was downright terrible! I haven't eaten in 45 days. Please, I'm so desperate for pasta! I love pasta and I always will! I hope Mario gets what he deserved for stealing my precious pasta! Why does Mario have to steal the spotlight from me?! Luigi supremacy! Luigi number one! Long live Luigi! I still can't believe what Mario did to my pasta and I can't take it anymore! I am desperate for help! I hope I can beat Mario in Smash Bros. Mario needs to learn his lesson ASAP. I just want to live like a normal person. Why am I even rapping like Eminem? Mario will finally realize his mistake someday... I wish Mario would stop, but how? Not even Bowser can help... I have no choice but to do it myself. Anyways thank you for hearing my rant. I will get vengeance! Just you wait-
Mario (after hitting Luigi with a flying kick and triggers an explosion behind himself): Sorry for the inconvenience!
Mario (as Cyberspace 3-2 plays in the background): Anyways, without further ado...
Mario: It is time to showcase our latest product!
Luigi (presents the product to the audience): Introducing you to the SereneSmooth massaging chair which is our best product so far!
Mario: That's right!
Mario: SereneSmooth will get you soothing in no time!
Mario: I wonder how does it work?
Luigi (scratches his head): Ah...
Luigi (blurs the current scene and appears in front of the audience): Just like its name, it offers a soothing and comforting experience!
Luigi: It also allows you to grip your smartphone on the stick provided on the massaging chair!
Luigi: THE FACT YOU CAN EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME MAKES THE EXPERIENCE 100× STRONGER!
Luigi: You could also adjust the features like the speed which fits your personal likings!
*Scene cuts to Wheelchair Guy sitting on a SereneSmooth chair as the background music softens.*
Wheelchair Guy: Ah, what a beautiful day...
Wheelchair Guy: The seat feels very tranquilizing.
Wheelchair Guy: This feels like the best massaging chair ever!
Wheelchair Guy: I would like to recommend it.
Mario (pauses the review clip and blocks the screen as the background music is back to normal): Our product sounds very appealing that our customer would recommend it!
Mario: Isn't that right, Luigi?
Luigi: That's right, Mario!
Luigi: Therefore, we have brought some of our best reviewers to talk about our product!
Sonic (known as @xXsonicgamezXx): Hello! The name's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: And I can safely assure you that the product has a 4-year warranty!
Goku (known as @saiyan_909): Goku here and the SereneSmooth massaging chair can provide you a lot of good health benefits!
*Sans makes a smooth entrance!*
Sans (known as @literallysans.): This is Sans speaking.
Sans: I rarely pay attention to products like these.
Sans: But this one has got my bones dancin'!
*Sans immediately switches spots with Kirby!*
Kirby (known as @Kirbystars!!#\@-0/): Poyo!
Kirby: Kirby loves this massaging chair!
Kirby: I feel so much happier now!
Kirby: I kinda love it I kinda love it I kinda-
Kirby: LOVE IIIIIITTT!!!!
Sans: It's kinda cheap if you ask me!
Sans: I can approve of SereneSmooth.
Goku: It helps me make my training much convenient than before!
Sonic: SereneSmooth's benefits will always get me speedy in no time!
Luigi (as the current screen blurs and becomes a background): Everyone did well today! (Mario: Wahaa!)
Mario: I sincerely hope that our product will attract even more customers! (Luigi: Oh yeah!)
Sans: Good luck on that, bros.
Sonic: Don't forget to bring a chili dog with you while you sit on the massaging chair! (Kirby: Poyo!)
Goku: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mario: Bye-bye! (Sonic (while eating chili dog): Do you want some, Kirby?)
Kirby: Yes, please! (Luigi: Yeah!)
Mario: Wahoooo... hehe! (Sans: See you, my friend. Sonic: Here we go!)
*The end.*